Log:Game 54 (Meta, no ontology)

[14:29] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Saya Hatou. You visited 27 rooms. Next special room at 35. You are hungry. Your current Pain level is 2%. You are feeling slightly tipsy. You have bad breath. !mrooms3 to continue. [14:31] <Hatou-Saya> !Mrooms3 [14:31] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Left door: 1082 - Front door: 1534 - Right door: 1232 - Roomstyle: 154 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [14:31] <Hatou-Saya> >Left door: 1082 [14:32] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a laboratory. You meet with a bunch of newts on the desks, three exactly.* [14:32] <Hatou-Saya> "..." [14:32] <Hatou-Saya> "What." [14:33] <~SU_Tempest> *They waltz about on the desk.* [14:33] <Hatou-Saya> >Hostile? [14:34] <~Hebizuka> *They don't seem intelligent enough to make the distinction between peaceful or hostile. You would say they are, because one of them is at the edge of the desk "observing" you with a stinky eye, but they do not really matter. You don't have to 2d6 to pass if you don't want to fight.* [14:34] <~Hebizuka> *With that said, they're just fucking newts.* [14:34] * Hatou-Saya twitches, but ultimately decides to ignore it. [14:34] <Hatou-Saya> "Newts aren't worth my goddamn time." [14:34] <Hatou-Saya> !Mrooms3 [14:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Left door: 338 - Front door: 1406 - Right door: 1312 - Roomstyle: 30 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:34] <Hatou-Saya> > Left door: 338 [14:35] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [14:36] <~Hebizuka> *You make a splash in the smelly water of a swamp room. You spot something shiny underwater.* [14:36] <Hatou-Saya> >Examine the shiny stuff. [14:37] <~Hebizuka> Worthless iron rings. [14:37] <Hatou-Saya> "No." [14:37] <Hatou-Saya> !Mrooms3 [14:37] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Left door: 1505 - Front door: 1312 - Right door: 904 - Roomstyle: 4 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:37] <Hatou-Saya> > Right door: 904 [14:39] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a shrine, with the altar to the Cardinal Gods. It's unattended; the miko is not here. What you see however, is a blue mini tentacle monster.* [14:39] <Hatou-Saya> "Sweet Jesus!" [14:39] <Hatou-Saya> "The fuck!" [14:39] <Hatou-Saya> >Immediately shoot at the tentacle monster with the shottygun! [14:40] <Hatou-Saya> !Mdice 2 6 [14:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 5 > < Total Score: 11 > [14:41] <~Hebizuka> *You lodge a slug right in the middle of the appendage-laden creature, blowing it across the room. It makes a loud "SPLAT" on the wall behind, leaving a bloody mark, before softly flopping on the floor.* [14:41] <~Hebizuka> Area clear! (1 turn) [14:41] <~Hebizuka> *Your bad breath is gone.* [14:41] <Hatou-Saya> >Check number of slugs in pack [14:42] <~Hebizuka> 12 gauge slugs carried: 12 [14:42] <Hatou-Saya> >Reload the shottygun [14:43] <~Hebizuka> Armsel Protecta: +8 slug shells. [12/12] [14:43] <~Hebizuka> [12 slugs] [14:43] <~Hebizuka> 12 gauge slugs left: 4 [14:43] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch 0.24/2 [14:43] * Hatou-Saya glares at the bloody mark. [14:43] <Hatou-Saya> !Mrooms3 [14:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Left door: 34 - Front door: 571 - Right door: 1498 - Roomstyle: 141 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:43] <~Hebizuka> *It's yellow blood for some reason.* [14:44] <Hatou-Saya> >Left door: 34 [14:44] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs.* [14:44] <~Hebizuka> *You reach an armory. There is a @wpn in the gun locker here, as well as a strange group of creatures: three goryou, which are youkai spirit, avengers of the dead.* [14:45] <~Hebizuka> *They seem to be chatting idly with each other.* [14:45] <Hatou-Saya> @wpn [14:45] <EliasBot> Class 5S weapon! A pair of wooden chopsticks! [14:46] <Hatou-Saya> "..." [14:46] * Hatou-Saya sighs upon seeing the goryou. [14:46] <~Hebizuka> *For some reason, the goryou vanish from your sight.* [14:46] <~Hebizuka> *You're now alone in the room.* [14:47] <Hatou-Saya> !Mrooms3 [14:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Left door: 999 - Front door: 911 - Right door: 1121 - Roomstyle: 169 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:47] <Hatou-Saya> > Left door: 999 [14:47] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [14:49] <~Hebizuka> *You land in a warehouse room, full of crates and containers. You land on a wooden crate full of styrofoam, which you bust open. No damage thankfully - the styrofoam softened your landing. No time to rest however as you see a yousei rushing to hide under the pile of styrofoam you just splattered; running away from... two giant centipedes!* [14:49] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: AAAAHHHHH [14:49] <Hatou-Saya> "Ouch! Mother of... Ugh... Insects? Is this some kind of goddamn acid trip? Geez..." [14:49] <Hatou-Saya> >Shoot one of the giant centipedes with the Armsel. [14:49] <Hatou-Saya> !Mdice 2 6 [14:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 1 > < Total Score: 5 > [14:49] <~Hebizuka> *You barely miss your target.* [14:50] <Hatou-Saya> "Tch!" [14:50] <~Hebizuka> *One of the giant centipedes rushes towards you with the intent of stomping the crap out of you.* [14:50] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [14:50] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [14:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [14:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 4 > < Total Score: 9 > [14:51] <~Hebizuka> *Your Dou-sode armor protected you from this blunt impact fully. You are unharmed.* [14:51] <~Hebizuka> *End of turn 1.* [14:51] <Hatou-Saya> >Retaliate by shooting the same centipede with the Armsel again. [14:51] <Hatou-Saya> !Mdice 2 6 [14:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 5 > < Total Score: 11 > [14:52] <~Hebizuka> *Hit! Dead on in the abdominal area. You cause noticeable damage to this giant centipede. Far from dead, but wounded.* [14:52] <~Hebizuka> *The unharmed centipede rushes towards you, with the intention of cutting you with its frontal mandibles.* [14:52] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [14:52] <EliasBot> [HEAD] Head (Torso if firearm, unless 12 is scored.) [14:52] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [14:52] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 4 > < Total Score: 6 > [14:53] <~Hebizuka> *Hit! Your M1 Helmet took the blow, but you still felt it! Ouch!* +17% Pain [14:53] <~Hebizuka> total 17% [14:53] <Hatou-Saya> "Gah!" [14:53] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2* [14:53] <Hatou-Saya> >Shoot at the wounded centipede with the Armsel again [14:53] <Hatou-Saya> !Mdice 2 6 [14:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 5 > < Total Score: 8 > [14:55] <~Hebizuka> *You hit once again, causing further damage; but it still won't go down.* [14:56] <~Hebizuka> *The wounded centipede wants retaliation! It rushes towards you to cut you with its mandibles.* [14:56] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [14:56] <EliasBot> [EXTREMITY] Left hand [14:56] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [14:56] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 5 > < Total Score: 10 > [14:56] <~Hebizuka> *Ow! It just cut your left hand! That's got to hurt... [14:56] <~Hebizuka> +14% Pain, open wound on left hand [14:56] <~Hebizuka> total 29% [14:56] <Hatou-Saya> "Haaaarghh!! FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECES OF SHIIIT!" [14:56] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3* [14:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [14:57] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 92 > < Total Score: 92 > [14:57] <Hatou-Saya> >Stab the wounded centipede with the medieval spear. [14:57] <Hatou-Saya> !Mdice 2 6 [14:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 6 > < Total Score: 8 > [14:57] <~Hebizuka> *You drive your spear in the centipede's side, which dies quickly afterwards!* [14:58] <Hatou-Saya> "Raaaaagh!" [14:58] <~Hebizuka> *The remaining centipede attempts stomping you with all its weight.* [14:58] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [14:58] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left knee [14:58] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [14:58] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 5 > < Total Score: 9 > [14:59] <~Hebizuka> *You feel the centipede wham down on your left leg - your knee particularly. It makes you trip and fall down; that hurt.* +17% Pain [14:59] <~Hebizuka> total 44% [14:59] * Hatou-Saya growls. [14:59] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4* [14:59] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [14:59] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 76 > < Total Score: 76 > [14:59] <Hatou-Saya> >Attempt to stab as close to the centipede's head as possible with the medieval spear. [14:59] <Hatou-Saya> !mdice 2 6 [14:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 6 > < Total Score: 11 > [15:00] <~Hebizuka> *You drive your deadly spear right into the centipede's head! It stands no chance!* [15:00] <~Hebizuka> Area clear! (5 turns) [15:00] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [15:00] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 52 > < Total Score: 52 > [15:00] <~Hebizuka> *The fight has made you hungrier...* [15:00] * Hatou-Saya trembles, attempting to calm herself. "Bandage... bandage... where bandage...!" [15:01] <~Hebizuka> *You do not find any bandage in your backpack.* [15:01] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: I-I-is everything okay? ... It's over?... [15:01] <Hatou-Saya> "They're DEAD, okay! DEAD!" [15:01] <~SU_Tempest> *The yousei peers her head out of the pile of styrofoam, to see you in front of the two dead centipedes.* [15:01] * Hatou-Saya glares at the wound on her left hand. "Sweet Jesus." [15:01] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: W-wow... You killed them all by yourself?... [15:02] * Hatou-Saya presents her bleeding left hand to the yousei. "What do YOU think, genius? Some magical miko with a magical fairy stick did it for you?" [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> *She gets out of the pile to contemplate your victims. There's blood everywhere.* [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> *She shudders and winces at your assassin words.* [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: Don't be so mean! Uuu... [15:03] <Hatou-Saya> "Ugh... Sorry, kid, just... I'm not in the mood for this. I can't kill shit on an empty stomach, and one of them cut my hand open. Fucking hurts." [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: I... uh.. [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> *She can't find much to say.* [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: What's your name? [15:04] <Hatou-Saya> "Saya. And yours?" [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: I'm Cirno! [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Eye'm the strongest yousei around... But giant centipedes scare me. [15:05] <Hatou-Saya> "...And you didn't even think to help out. So much for strongest yousei." [15:05] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: I WAS SCARED ! [15:05] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Besides I don't have any of your cool weapons! ... [15:05] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: And and and *She is trying to make more excuses.* [15:05] <Hatou-Saya> "Enough with the excuses, I get it." [15:05] <Hatou-Saya> "Sweet Namusan..." [15:05] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Awuwha... [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Hey, uh, maybe I can help you? [15:06] <Hatou-Saya> "A bandage or some food would be really freaking nice about now." [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: ...*Derpfaced.* [15:06] <Hatou-Saya> "...Just something to stop this bleeding." [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: I dun' have any bandage. But maybe I can come with you and we find some? [15:07] <~SU_Tempest> *She gets distracted by another container, where she waltzes towards.* [15:07] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Oooh... pretty red box. [15:07] <Hatou-Saya> "...Eh?" [15:07] <Hatou-Saya> "What's in there." [15:07] <Hatou-Saya> >Examine the red box. [15:07] <~SU_Tempest> *She gets inside the box and... pulls even more styrofoam.* [15:09] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Yay~! [15:09] * Hatou-Saya groans. [15:09] <Hatou-Saya> "So you say you're the strongest yousei, huh... How 'bout you join me for a while and we'll see how long that holds?" [15:10] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: *Shiny-eyed.* REALLY? I can come with you? Please please please I wanna! I wanna! [15:10] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: I'm really the strongest! I could show you! [15:11] <Hatou-Saya> "Okay, okay, Cirno. You can come with me." [15:11] <~Hebizuka> Cirno joined you as your ally. [15:11] <~Hebizuka> Secret ally found! [15:11] <Hatou-Saya> "From now on, we're comrades. We're gonna look out for each other, and if one of us don't make it, the other will soldier it on, okay? That's the Code of War." [15:12] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: *derpfaced* uh... kay. [15:12] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Imma soldier? [15:12] <Hatou-Saya> "Not... specifically. But we're gonna be buddies. Mmkay?" [15:12] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: BUDDIES! [15:12] <~SU_Tempest> *She floats towards you and quickly hugs.* [15:12] <Hatou-Saya> "Thatta girl!" [15:12] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: I'm gonna kick some butt! I mean uh... except yours! [15:12] <Hatou-Saya> "Geez... you remind me of myself when I was younger." [15:13] <Hatou-Saya> "Right, let's go and get ourselves fixed up. My hand still hurts." [15:13] <Hatou-Saya> !Mrooms3 [15:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Left door: 869 - Front door: 165 - Right door: 1396 - Roomstyle: 114 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:13] <Hatou-Saya> > Right door: 1396 [15:13] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Yay! Let's fix your hand! [15:13] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [15:13] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 52 > < Total Score: 52 > [15:14] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [15:15] <~Hebizuka> *You land in a messy washitsu. It is occupied by a pair of datsue-ba, which are youkai hags. They seem to be idly sitting in the middle of the room... You also notice a weapon in the corner of the room, but it is behind the youkai - unreachable for now.* [15:15] <Hatou-Saya> "..." [15:18] <Hatou-Saya> "Uh..." [15:18] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Old hags! Old hags! [15:18] <Hatou-Saya> "Shhh! Quiet!" [15:19] * Hatou-Saya ruffles Cirno's hair with her right hand. [15:19] <~SU_Tempest> *The datsue-ba haven't yet noticed your presence. What will you do?* [15:20] <Hatou-Saya> "...Damnit... Do you think they're hostile, Cirno?" [15:20] <Hatou-Saya> "I don't want to aggravate this freakin' wound..." [15:20] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: They look ugly. '-' [15:20] <Hatou-Saya> '-';; [15:20] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: They look mean, too. [15:21] <Hatou-Saya> "...Should we just ice 'em and go, then?" [15:21] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Ice ice ice! Yes! Eye'm gonna ice them!... wait, I don't have any wepon. [15:21] <Hatou-Saya> "There's a weapon in the corner there." [15:22] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: But... old hags... [15:22] <Hatou-Saya> "How well can you do without a weapon?" [15:23] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Uhh... I can punch people but... [15:23] <Hatou-Saya> "Should I distract them and maybe you could get the weapon?" [15:24] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Just kill them please? '-' Imma get the gun after yeah. [15:24] * Hatou-Saya casually walks to the datsue-ba. [15:24] <Hatou-Saya> >Blast one of the datsue-ba with the Armsel [15:24] <Hatou-Saya> !Mdice 2 6 [15:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 5 > < Total Score: 6 > [15:25] <~Hebizuka> *You blow your target backwards forcefully. But that hag isn't dead yet!* [15:26] <~Hebizuka> *Both stand up, taking a rather scary squatting position. Cirno stays behind you, opting against attacking.* [15:26] <Hatou-Saya> "Nothing personal, ladies! The world of the living too, is full of spite!" [15:26] <~Hebizuka> *One of them rushes towards you with the intent of attacking you. You notice they have large claw-hands!* [15:27] <Hatou-Saya> "Man, they have claws too?!" [15:27] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:27] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [15:27] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [15:27] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 6 > < Total Score: 9 > [15:27] <~Hebizuka> *Those claws went right through your armor and your top, damaging both and causing pain!* +16% Pain, trench-coat damaged, dou-sode armor damaged [15:27] <~Hebizuka> total 54% Pain [15:28] <Hatou-Saya> "Mother of--!" [15:28] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Gyaaa! [15:28] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1* [15:28] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [15:28] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 24 > < Total Score: 24 > [15:30] * Hatou-Saya gasps. [15:30] <Hatou-Saya> "Cirno, Cirno, just... Just stay somewhere safe. I'm still okay." [15:30] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Okay ;-; [15:30] <Hatou-Saya> >Retaliate by shooting the datsue-ba that just attacked two times with the Armsel. [15:30] <Hatou-Saya> !Mdice 2 6 [15:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 4 > < Total Score: 6 > [15:30] <~Hebizuka> *You lodge two slugs in the datsue-ba 's body, putting her down for good!* [15:31] <~Hebizuka> *The surviving one rushes towards you with the intent of doing the same thing.* [15:31] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:31] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [15:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [15:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 1 > < Total Score: 5 > [15:31] <~Hebizuka> *Her claws graze you but don't touch you.* [15:31] <Hatou-Saya> "Raaagh!" [15:31] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2* [15:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [15:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 30 > < Total Score: 30 > [15:31] <Hatou-Saya> >Stab the remaining datsue-ba with the Medieval spear. [15:31] <Hatou-Saya> !Mdice 2 6 [15:31] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 2 > < Total Score: 4 > [15:31] <~Hebizuka> *She avoids your blow!* [15:31] <Hatou-Saya> "Fuck!" [15:32] <~Hebizuka> *The hag-youkai tries clawing you again.* [15:32] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:32] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [15:32] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [15:32] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 2 > < Total Score: 4 > [15:32] <~Hebizuka> *Graze!* [15:32] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3* [15:32] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [15:32] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 80 > < Total Score: 80 > [15:32] <Hatou-Saya> >Stab the datsue-ba again with the Medieval spear. [15:32] <Hatou-Saya> !Mdice 2 6 [15:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 4 > < Total Score: 9 > [15:32] <~Hebizuka> *You drive your spear in the chest of your opponent. She didn't like that at all, but she survived it.* [15:33] <~Hebizuka> *Again, she desperately attempts to claw you.* [15:33] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:33] <EliasBot> [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [15:33] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [15:33] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 3 > < Total Score: 4 > [15:33] <~SU_Tempest> *She just misses you.* [15:33] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4* [15:33] <Hatou-Saya> >Stab the datsue-ba again with the Medieval spear, aiming for a kill [15:33] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [15:33] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 29 > < Total Score: 29 > [15:33] <Hatou-Saya> !Mdice 2 6 [15:33] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 5 > < Total Score: 8 > [15:34] <~Hebizuka> *You stab her again - still can't take her down, but she's now visibly weakened.* [15:34] <~Hebizuka> *The datsue-ba tries a last-ditch attack, again trying to claw.* [15:34] * Hatou-Saya growls loudly! [15:34] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:34] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [15:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [15:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 4 > < Total Score: 8 > [15:34] <~Hebizuka> *She damages further your clothing!* +16% Pain, Trench-coat ripped, Dou-sode armor cracked [15:35] <~Hebizuka> total pain 62% [15:35] <Hatou-Saya> "Hyaaaghh!!" [15:35] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 5* [15:35] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [15:35] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 58 > < Total Score: 58 > [15:35] <Hatou-Saya> >Stab the datsue-ba AGAIN with the spear. [15:35] <Hatou-Saya> !Mdice 2 6 [15:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 6 > < Total Score: 10 > [15:36] <~Hebizuka> *This time, she stops dead as you stab her a third time. The datsue-ba falls on her knees, then falls on the floor, sprawled dead.* [15:36] <~Hebizuka> Area clear! (6 turns) [15:36] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [15:36] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 67 > < Total Score: 67 > [15:36] <Hatou-Saya> "..." [15:36] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Waah... You're so cool, Saya... [15:36] <Hatou-Saya> "Go and see the weapon. Please." [15:37] <~Hebizuka> Class 1 weapon: FA-MAS F1 assault rifle (5.56 NATO - 25 rounds) [15:37] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Can I pick it up? 'o' [15:37] <Hatou-Saya> "Yes." [15:38] <~SU_Tempest> *Cirno equips the FAMAS!* [15:38] <Hatou-Saya> "I guess you can shoot a gun?" [15:38] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: *She playfully aims at imaginary enemies.* Rat-tat-tat! I'm Cirnambo. [15:38] <Hatou-Saya> " [15:39] <Hatou-Saya> "...How it would be nice to be a little child again..." [15:39] <Hatou-Saya> "Come on, pal." [15:39] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Hey, Saya? Why doesn't the trigger work? [15:39] <Hatou-Saya> "..." [15:39] <~SU_Tempest> *She tries squeezing it - blatantly ignoring the weapon is pointed at you. Thankfully she doesn't know (yet) what the safety is.* [15:40] <Hatou-Saya> "Point that thing away from me, first." [15:40] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: *derpface* ...kay. [15:40] <~SU_Tempest> *She points it UP.* [15:40] <Hatou-Saya> "Uh... This gon' be hard." [15:40] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Eye never shot a gun before. Just watched the TV shows. [15:40] <Hatou-Saya> "Point it at the wall over there." [15:40] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: And the Soldier who fired it at me I guess... [15:41] <~SU_Tempest> *She points the wall with the FAMAS.* [15:41] <Hatou-Saya> "The gun has a thing on it which you fiddle with called the safety. Flip that thing and then you can shoot." [15:41] <Hatou-Saya> "Flip it again and it stops being able to shoot." [15:43] <~SU_Tempest> *She searches on the side of the gun, and flips the weapon's fire selector at random... stopping on "Burst" mode, not really knowing what it did.* [15:43] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Kay, it can shoot now? 'o' [15:43] * Hatou-Saya tilts an eyebrow. "You set it to 'Burst' mode... Meaning it'll shoot in small bursts of a couple of bullets... But you didn't find the safety. Hmm, let me help you." [15:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Safe-Semi-Burst-Auto trigger group* [15:44] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: I'm sure that "SAFE" is the safety! '-' So if it's not on SAFE, then it's not on, right? [15:44] <Hatou-Saya> "...Oh. Right, this is a FA-MAS. My bad. I guess so." [15:44] <Hatou-Saya> "Just... don't point that thing at me, or yourself. Mmkay?" [15:44] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Kay! [15:45] <Hatou-Saya> "Ready?" [15:45] <~SU_Tempest> *She flips another switch on the weapon, accidentally changing the "burst" mode to "full-auto".* [15:46] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Eye'm ready! [15:46] <Hatou-Saya> "Alright. Heh. [15:46] <Hatou-Saya> !Mrooms3 [15:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Left door: 65 - Front door: 1118 - Right door: 1532 - Roomstyle: 43 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [15:46] <Hatou-Saya> > Left door: 65 [15:46] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [15:46] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 78 > < Total Score: 78 > [15:46] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs.* [15:47] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a grassy room. There is one door only here, and apparently there is nothing at all.* [15:47] <Hatou-Saya> >Check if there really is nothing at all. [15:47] <~Hebizuka> *There truly is nothing at all.* [15:47] <Hatou-Saya> !Mrooms1 [15:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Unique door: 1466 - Roomstyle: 56 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [15:47] <Hatou-Saya> > Unique door: 1466 [15:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [15:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 8 > < Total Score: 8 > [15:48] <~Hebizuka> *Your left hand bleeds...* -1 unit of blood [15:48] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a room with a teleporting keypad, which asks for a room number.* [15:48] <Hatou-Saya> "Aaagh..." [15:49] <Hatou-Saya> "Number. Room number...?" [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: You're bleeding! [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Huh?... [15:49] <Hatou-Saya> "Give me... any number. From 1 to... 1000." [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: 9 ! [15:49] <Hatou-Saya> >Input the number 9. [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> *She brightly smiles.* [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [15:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 > < Total Score: 1 > [15:50] <~Hebizuka> *But the machine malfunctions... and instead sends you to Room 6.* [15:50] <~Hebizuka> *You are teleported to... [15:50] <~Hebizuka> ...toilets, with someone unseen inside one of the cabins doing their business. You spot a blueprint on the floor.* [15:51] <Hatou-Saya> >Examine the blueprint. [15:51] <~Hebizuka> "Level 2, CZ-G2000, 20 Metal, 0 Wood, 25 Plastic" [15:51] <Hatou-Saya> "Eh." [15:51] <~Hebizuka> *As you do that, you hear toilets flushed.* [15:52] <~Hebizuka> *A Maze Guard with a sniper rifle emerges from the toilets.* [15:52] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: 'o' [15:52] <Hatou-Saya> "...Mornin'" [15:52] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Hello. [15:52] <Hatou-Saya> "Can we pass through? Like, I'm kinda bleeding here." [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Oh sure, I don't see why not. [15:53] <Hatou-Saya> "Thanks brosef." [15:53] <Hatou-Saya> "C'mon, Cirno. We need to get bandages and food." [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Aye! [15:53] <Hatou-Saya> !Mrooms3 [15:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Left door: 1224 - Front door: 1183 - Right door: 124 - Roomstyle: 26 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [15:53] <Hatou-Saya> > Right door: 124 [15:53] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 48 [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [15:53] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 26 > < Total Score: 26 > [15:54] <~Hebizuka> *Your stomach growls further. You're really hungry now.* [15:54] <Hatou-Saya> "...So... hungry." [15:54] <Hatou-Saya> "Come on...! Food... grr..." [15:54] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. A clothes shop stand has been set up here!* [15:55] <Hatou-Saya> "Aaaaaaaaaa" [15:55] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: '-' ? [15:55] <Hatou-Saya> "I was hoping for a place to get food..." [15:56] <~SU_Tempest> Tailor: Oh, I'm so sorry... I don't sell food I'm afraid. Unless you eat fabric. [15:57] <Hatou-Saya> "That's... that's quite alright..." [15:57] * Hatou-Saya siiiiiiigh. [15:57] <Hatou-Saya> "Be seeing you." [15:57] <Hatou-Saya> "Let's go..." [15:57] <Hatou-Saya> !Mrooms3 [15:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Left door: 1098 - Front door: 929 - Right door: 925 - Roomstyle: 68 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [15:57] <Hatou-Saya> > Front door: 929 [15:58] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Not fun! Nobody has bandages. *Pouts.* [15:58] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [15:58] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 54 > < Total Score: 54 > [15:58] <~Hebizuka> *A shrine, occupied by a shrine maiden! There is a weapon next to the donation box, but it doesn't seem it's the miko's.* [15:58] <~Hebizuka> *Said miko is reading a comic book.* [15:59] <Hatou-Saya> >Examine the weapon. [15:59] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Long: Crowbar [15:59] <~SU_Tempest> *Cirno flutters towards the crowbar and picks it up, slinging the FAMAS on her back.* [15:59] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Now eye'm really the strongest! [15:59] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Watch out, baddies! Eye'm Cirno Freeman! [15:59] <~SU_Tempest> *She swishes it around.* [16:00] <~SU_Tempest> *The shrine maiden lifts her head from her comic book, and raises a huuuuge eyebrow at Cirno.* [16:00] <Hatou-Saya> "Don't... don't mind her, please." [16:01] <Hatou-Saya> >Donate 10 P$ [16:01] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: She's cute. [16:01] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Much thanks for your contribution. [16:02] <Hatou-Saya> "Sorry I can't offer more, ma'am. I'm starving and bleedin' out here." [16:03] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Please help yourself to a prayer if you need the Gods' help.. Perhaps they will help you. [16:03] * Hatou-Saya despite being a psychopath, still has some sort of strange respect towards prayer and miko-stuffs. [16:03] <Hatou-Saya> ... [16:03] <Hatou-Saya> >Make a prayer. [16:03] <Hatou-Saya> !Mdice 2 6 [16:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 1 > < Total Score: 5 > [16:03] <~SU_Tempest> +1 due to donation, total 6 [16:03] <~SU_Tempest> Gods: Thou art not on thy right way... Correct your behavior towards us, and we shalt revise our judgment. [16:03] <Hatou-Saya> "It's as to be expected for someone as bloody as me. Ah well. Be seein' ya." [16:04] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: We're going? '-' [16:04] <Hatou-Saya> "Yeah." [16:04] <Hatou-Saya> "Keep that crowbar close..." [16:04] <Hatou-Saya> !Mrooms3 [16:04] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Left door: 707 - Front door: 714 - Right door: 618 - Roomstyle: 181 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:04] <Hatou-Saya> > Left door: 707 [16:05] <~Hebizuka> *A messy, featureless room coated in blood splatters. There is food on the floor.* [16:07] <Hatou-Saya> "Oh my god" [16:07] <Hatou-Saya> >EXAMINE THE FOOD [16:07] <~Hebizuka> A bottle of beer. [16:08] <Hatou-Saya> "NO!" [16:08] <Hatou-Saya> "I DON'T WANT BEER! IS THIS SOME CRUEL JOKE?!" [16:08] <Hatou-Saya> "sooooliiiiidssssss!!!" [16:08] * Hatou-Saya glares at the beer bottle. [16:09] <Hatou-Saya> "..." [16:09] <~SU_Tempest> *Cirno floats there behind you, observing.* [16:10] <Hatou-Saya> "...I don't want this..." [16:10] <Hatou-Saya> "It won't help my hunger." [16:10] <Hatou-Saya> !Mrooms3 [16:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Left door: 382 - Front door: 997 - Right door: 479 - Roomstyle: 30 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [16:10] <Hatou-Saya> > Front door: 997 [16:10] <~SU_Tempest> *Cirno picks it up and... drinks it all.* [16:10] <Hatou-Saya> "Cirno?!" [16:10] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 Hunger [16:10] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 3 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 6 4 > < Total Score: 13 > [16:10] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 12 6 Inebriation [16:10] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 12 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 4 4 2 6 1 3 2 4 1 5 6 > < Total Score: 44 > [16:10] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: *hic*. [16:10] <Hatou-Saya> "..." [16:11] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Eye feel strange! [16:11] * Hatou-Saya sighs. [16:11] <Hatou-Saya> "You're getting drunk." [16:11] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: *hic* What's "drunk"? [16:11] <Hatou-Saya> "You feel like doing strange stuff." [16:12] <~SU_Tempest> *Cirno has trouble flying straight. She does follow you nevertheless.* [16:12] <~Hebizuka> *To the next room...* [16:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [16:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 34 > < Total Score: 34 > [16:12] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [16:13] <~Hebizuka> *Both of you fall into the disgusting water of another swamp room. Cirno too fell in it... You do spot a waterproof crate floating in the water, which might contain an item.* [16:15] <Hatou-Saya> "Unngh..." [16:15] <Hatou-Saya> >Examine the crate. [16:15] <~Hebizuka> Class 2 weapon: Kalashnikov AKMSU compact assault rifle (7.62x39mm - 30 rounds - AK47 family) [16:16] <~SU_Tempest> *Cirno goes shiny-eyed.* [16:16] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Just like the guys in the "So you think you can shoot?" TV show! [16:17] <Hatou-Saya> "I like my shottygun." [16:17] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: I can carry it? [16:18] <Hatou-Saya> "The thing in the box?" [16:19] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Yup! I want that gun! [16:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Cirno equips the AKMSU.* [16:19] <Hatou-Saya> "Be my guest." [16:20] <~Hebizuka> *She slings it on her hip, which dangles gently as she floats and moves about.* [16:21] <Hatou-Saya> !Mrooms3 [16:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Left door: 1102 - Front door: 1266 - Right door: 96 - Roomstyle: 39 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:21] <Hatou-Saya> > Left door: 1102 [16:21] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: *hic!* [16:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [16:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 3 > < Rolls: 3 > < Total Score: 3 > [16:22] <~Hebizuka> *A screens room, occupied by a Maze Guard with a pistol, watching those screens. You see a shiny in the corner, in the back of the room.* [16:24] <Hatou-Saya> >Examine the shiny. [16:24] <~Hebizuka> A blue gem. [16:26] <~Hebizuka> 15/35 [16:26] <Hatou-Saya> >Examine the screens. [16:26] <~SU_Tempest> *Use !mrooms3 to examine the screens.* [16:27] <Hatou-Saya> !mrooms3 [16:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Hatou-Saya ] Left door: 1423 - Front door: 1430 - Right door: 1170 - Roomstyle: 31 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [16:27] <~Hebizuka> Roomstyle 31: A mess hall. [16:28] <~Hebizuka> Room 1423: A Maze Soldier is seen eating a meal alone. [16:28] <~Hebizuka> Room 1430: Another Maze Soldier eating. A weapon has been abandoned on the floor. [16:29] <~Hebizuka> Room 1170: Yet another Maze Soldier eating. You see what seems to be a roll of paper on another table.* [16:29] <Hatou-Saya> "Which one..." [16:29] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Where do we go? [16:29] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: I wanna see the gun on that screen! *touches.* [16:29] <Hatou-Saya> >Room: 1430 [16:29] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Hey, don't get the screens dirty.* [16:29] <Hatou-Saya> "Then let's go there." [16:29] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [16:29] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 62 > < Total Score: 62 > [16:30] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 [16:30] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 2 > < Rolls: 2 > < Total Score: 2 > [16:30] <~Hebizuka> *A mess hall. A Maze Soldier with a grenade launcher is eating lunch. Besides that soldier seems to be the exact same weapon.* [16:30] <Hatou-Saya> "A grenade launcher." [16:31] <~SU_Tempest> *Cirno flutters towards the unmanned one, going to look at it closer. This seems to annoy the Soldier.* [16:31] <Hatou-Saya> "Hey...!" [16:31] <~Hebizuka> Class 2: GM-94 pump-action grenade launcher (VGM-94 grenade - 3 rounds) [16:31] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: HEY LOOK! It looks awesome! [16:32] <~SU_Tempest> Soldier: Can't you speak louder.. stupid youkai. [16:32] <Hatou-Saya> "Yeah, yeah, quiet down..." [16:32] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno. Sorry... ;-; [16:32] <Hatou-Saya> "Fuck, I'm so hungry..." [16:32] <~SU_Tempest> *Soldier doesn't give further fucks.* [16:34] <~SU_Tempest> Checkout [16:35] <~Hebizuka> 41 rooms, 10 kills, 0 SEs, 1 Mission, 0 Amulet, 127 P$, 0 Run [16:35] <~Hebizuka> Progress [16:35] <~Hebizuka> +14 rooms, +5 kills, -10 P$ [16:36] <~Hebizuka> Total score 72 points (+24) [16:36] <~Hebizuka> Position: 26th (+7)