Log:Game 46 (Meta, no ontology)

[23:06] <~Hebizuka> *You are dead. Your life was probably complex and full of events of various kinds, but one thing is sure, you don't remember well what happened. As you watch your body and float upwards, you believe you will make it to the Other world. However, instead of going ahead to the next part of your afterlife, your soul was intercepted…* [23:06] <~Hebizuka> *After what seemed like a long dream, you wake up, in a new body similar from the one you had before you died - you seem to be feeling perfectly fine: no wounds, no illnesses, this new body feels spotless and perfect. Except that where you are isn't Hell, nor Heaven, and this isn't even a new life. You feel that you simply woke up from a bad dream. In short… You feel the same as ever.* [23:07] <~Hebizuka> *You stand up and notice that you are as naked as in the first day. Looking around you, you notice you're in a square room, with bland, gray walls made of what looks like concrete. No windows, and some kind of door ahead of you. Above you, white, fluorescent light. And hanging from the ceiling, in the corner, some sort of loudspeaker.* [23:09] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "What the heck... Last thing I remember was..." [23:11] <~SU_Tempest> "It seems our new contestant is awake. Excellent." [23:11] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "E-eh?" [23:12] <~SU_Tempest> "Hello, new contestant. Welcome to this place, which we call Mazeworld! You must be wondering why you are here, right?" [23:13] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "... Have you kidnapped me?" [23:13] <~SU_Tempest> "In a twisted way using unreasonable logic... Yes. But I have an explanation." [23:13] <~SU_Tempest> "Your soul was judged worthy enough to be saved from your past life, and we are essentially giving you a chance for reincarnation. However, this is not going to be simple. " [23:16] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "... This isn't some kind of sick joke... is it?" [23:17] <~SU_Tempest> "I'm afraid not. By the way, this body of yours... It is brand new, no wounds, no disabilities, no illnesses. So take care of it." [23:17] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "E-eh?" [23:18] <~SU_Tempest> "But, where are my manners. I'm Sergey Kovrov, but you may call me simply the Game Master. Or just GM. Much faster. We're three GMs, monitoring people like you throughout their journey in the mazes. To be able to leave this place, your objective is to find the four Cardinal Amulets. They're scattered all over the Mazes, and may be obtained through skill, patience, endurance, luck, or [23:18] <~SU_Tempest> all that at once." [23:22] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "R-right?" [23:23] <~SU_Tempest> "Understood all of that? But in any case. You're naked, and probably terrified. I won't let you out until you take our patented Contestant Personality Test™. Answer to our questions and you will receive your starting gear. Ready?" [23:24] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "S-sure..." [23:24] <~Hebizuka> Hello, contestant. I am Hebizuka Jinkou, another GM. I'll be the one dispensing you the CPT™. Ready? [23:24] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "I... t-think so..." [23:26] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [23:26] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo B) Simo Hayha C) Dirty Harry D) Agent 47 E) Solid Snake F) Yuuka Kazami G) Chuck Norris H) Crazy Ivan [23:28] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "E-eh... 'E' I think..." [23:29] <~Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [23:29] <~Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [23:29] <~Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [23:29] <~Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [23:29] <~Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [23:29] <~Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [23:29] <~Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [23:31] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "... 'F', I guess..." [23:32] <~Hebizuka> Question 3: Justin Bieber's fate is in your hands. You... [23:32] <~Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [23:32] <~Hebizuka> B) Hang him [23:32] <~Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [23:32] <~Hebizuka> D) Throw him in the SDM's basement [23:32] <~Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [23:33] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "... 'D'." [23:33] <~Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on... [23:33] <~Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [23:33] <~Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look wear as rich and secure as you always wished to be [23:33] <~Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [23:33] <~Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [23:33] <~Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [23:33] <~Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character [23:33] <~Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [23:34] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "A" [23:35] <~Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song/song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be... [23:35] <~Hebizuka> A) Foghat - Slow ride / Good old 1970's driving rock, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [23:35] <~Hebizuka> B) Alex Gopher - Brain Leech (Bugged Mind Remix) / Electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [23:35] <~Hebizuka> C) Tesla - Cumin Atcha Live / Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because the highway is your own personal NASCAR track [23:35] <~Hebizuka> D) 2Pac - I don't give a fuck / Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because you gotta stop parking the car up trees, CJ! [23:35] <~Hebizuka> E) The Soviet national anthem / Because you will always remember the motherland [23:35] <~Hebizuka> F) Bob Marley - Satisfy my Soul / Marijuana reggae, because you and Jah don't have to put up with road rage [23:35] <~Hebizuka> G) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [23:35] <~Hebizuka> H) Joe Smooth - Promised Land / Chicago house music, because you believe in world peace and LSD [23:35] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "C!" [23:36] <~Hebizuka> Question 6: Your favorite fiction hero would be... [23:36] <~Hebizuka> A) Super Ketsuana, the samurai from the future! [23:36] <~Hebizuka> B) Axe Cop, because he'll CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF! [23:36] <~Hebizuka> C) Sir Arthur of Male Volante, knight of the octogonal table! [23:36] <~Hebizuka> D) Jack Howitzer, the Vietnam War Hero of the Exploder movies! [23:36] <~Hebizuka> E) The fireman guy from Rescue Heroes! [23:36] <~Hebizuka> F) Yostuba, the cutest loli in existence! [23:36] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "C again..." [23:37] <~Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick... [23:37] <~Hebizuka> A) Your wife/husband [23:37] <~Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [23:37] <~Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [23:37] <~Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [23:37] <~Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [23:37] <~Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [23:38] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "C once more..." [23:39] <~Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for... [23:39] <~Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [23:39] <~Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [23:39] <~Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [23:39] <~Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [23:39] <~Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [23:39] <~Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [23:40] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "... D!" [23:41] <~Hebizuka> Question 9: What's your kind of dream vehicle? [23:41] <~Hebizuka> A) 1996 Dodge Viper GTS in blue and white stripes [23:41] <~Hebizuka> B) 1968 Pontiac GTO with a custom Dixie paintjob [23:41] <~Hebizuka> C) 1965 Ford Transit ice-cream van with 24 different flavors for sale [23:41] <~Hebizuka> D) Sukhoi SU-35 "Flanker" Soviet fighter jet [23:41] <~Hebizuka> E) 1998 Subaru Impreza WRX STi 22B with a custom paintjob [23:41] <~Hebizuka> F) Vietnam War-era M113 APC [23:41] <~Hebizuka> G) The "Charles de Gaulle" aircraft carrier [23:42] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "A!" [23:43] <~Hebizuka> Question 10: Your friends refer to you as... [23:43] <~Hebizuka> A) "The Nerd", because of your collection of anime posters and figurines [23:43] <~Hebizuka> B) "Mr. Fix-it", because you repaired all of their cars at least once [23:43] <~Hebizuka> C) "Chief", because you are a natural leader and they know it [23:43] <~Hebizuka> D) "Lovemaker", because you flirted with their partners at least once [23:43] <~Hebizuka> E) "The Doc", because you're the most intelligent out of them all [23:43] <~Hebizuka> F) "Psycho", because they're not gun people and you are [23:43] <~Hebizuka> G) "Animal Man", because all of their pets befriended you and you have yourself five dogs [23:46] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "C once more." [23:47] <~Hebizuka> Question 11: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find... [23:47] <~Hebizuka> A) A mint copy of the book "Hit Man" [23:47] <~Hebizuka> B) The complete "The Godfather" trilogy [23:47] <~Hebizuka> C) A lot of food and a note which says "Donated by the Red Cross" [23:47] <~Hebizuka> D) A cosplay of Donatello, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" [23:47] <~Hebizuka> E) A large wad of cash, in notes of 20 dollars [23:47] <~Hebizuka> F) All of the belongings of that famous member of your family who fought during World War II [23:47] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "E." [23:49] <~Hebizuka> Question 12: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to... [23:49] <~Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [23:49] <~Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [23:49] <~Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [23:49] <~Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [23:49] <~Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [23:49] <~Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [23:53] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "B!" [23:53] <~Hebizuka> Question 13: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [23:53] <~Hebizuka> A) Normal missions - Medium difficulty, medium rewards, adapted for beginners. [23:53] <~Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions - Higher difficulty, high rewards, [23:53] <~Hebizuka> C) Freelance jobs - Variable difficulty, longer game, adapted for people seasoned to the game. [23:54] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "A!" [23:54] <~Hebizuka> All right, that wraps it up. [23:55] <~Hebizuka> I will send you the CPT™ results as well as someone to bring you the equipment. [23:56] <~Hebizuka> *A man dressed like an engineer opens the door in front of you and pushes in a large metallic box.* [23:56] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Yukiko Kurokami? [23:57] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "... Yes?" [23:57] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Delivery for you. I also have a letter. [23:58] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "O-ok?" [23:58] <~SU_Tempest> The letter: http://pastebin.com/W24AFbZg [23:58] <~SU_Tempest> *The engie leaves, closing the door behind him, leaving you with the crate which contains your equipment [00:03] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Open the crate [00:03] <~Hebizuka> You find inside [00:03] <~Hebizuka> Backpack: RM22SF LBE - Can contain up to 35 units of weight, and has a dedicated ammo pouch which can, alone, contain 2 units' worth of ammo. [00:03] <~Hebizuka> Class 3 weapon: Glock 17 pistol (9x19mm - 17 rounds - Glock 9mm family) [00:04] <~Hebizuka> A silencer for Glock 17 [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Food: Bento box [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Food: Basashi [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Food: Bottle of sake [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Food: Wasabi roots [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Meds: Bandage x2 [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: Medieval helmet [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Top: T-Shirt [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Body armor: Medieval armor top [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Bottom: Jeans [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Footwear: Regular shoes [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: A large bag of money which contains 206 P$ [00:04] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [00:08] <~Hebizuka> "You should have received everything; make sure to choose what you want from this package." [00:10] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Take the Glock 17 [00:10] <~Hebizuka> *Weapon equipped!* [00:11] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >take Silencer [00:12] <~Hebizuka> *You screw on the silencer on your Glock 17. It is now suppressed and more accurate.* [00:12] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >take Bandages [00:12] <~Hebizuka> 2/35 [00:14] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >take T-shirt [00:14] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Take Jeans [00:14] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Take Shoes [00:14] <~Hebizuka> *You wear all three.* [00:14] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Take Bento box [00:15] <~Hebizuka> 3/5 [00:16] <~Hebizuka> 3/35* [00:17] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Take Monyz [00:17] <~Hebizuka> Total carried: 206 P$ [00:18] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Take Wasabi roots. [00:19] <~Hebizuka> 4/35 [00:20] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "Well... I think that's it..." [00:22] <~Hebizuka> *Objects remaining in the crate! Still want to proceed?* [00:23] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "Actually..." [00:23] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Take Bottle of Sake. [00:24] <~Hebizuka> 5/35 [00:26] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "Now I'm done!" [00:27] <~Hebizuka> Welcome to MzW, Yukiko Kurokami. One door ahead - !mrooms1 to start. [00:28] <Kurokami_Yukiko> !mrooms1 [00:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Kurokami_Yukiko ] Unique door: 543 - Roomstyle: 79 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [00:29] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a shower room. You can see one of the shower cabins is occupied; someone's showering in there. You spot a pile of belongings next to the occupied cabin. You also spot a lone weapon in the corner.* [00:35] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "E-eh... Hello?" [00:35] <~SU_Tempest> ???: Whoa? Someone in there? [00:35] <~SU_Tempest> *The person peeks their head out of the shower.* [00:35] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "E-eh... I just got here... I don't really understand what's going on..." [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> ???: Hey, can't you be a bit more considerate? I'm trying to shower! [00:36] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "It's not like I'm here because I want to!" [00:38] <~SU_Tempest> ???: Look, just let me shower in piece, all right? [00:38] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "O-okay..." [00:38] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Check Weapon [00:39] <~Hebizuka> Class 2 weapon: PPS-43 submachine gun (7.62x25mm Tokarev - 35 rounds) [00:40] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Take PPS-43 [00:40] <~Hebizuka> *Class 2 weapon equipped!* [00:41] <~Hebizuka> *There are three doors in the back. !mrooms3 to leave - in all rooms, there are always three doors UNLESS said otherwise.* [00:42] <Kurokami_Yukiko> !mrooms3 [00:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Kurokami_Yukiko ] Left door: 448 - Front door: 204 - Right door: 465 - Roomstyle: 141 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:44] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Go right [00:45] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs and reach a regular, featureless room. There is a box of ammo on the floor.* [00:51] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >check ammo [00:51] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 7.62x39mm x150 [00:54] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Look around the room [00:55] <~Hebizuka> *There is nothing else in the room.* [00:59] <Kurokami_Yukiko> !mrooms3 [00:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Kurokami_Yukiko ] Left door: 390 - Front door: 708 - Right door: 1120 - Roomstyle: 176 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:01] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Exit front [01:02] <~Hebizuka> *A bedroom. You see a Maze Citizen lying on the bed, reading some sort of book. There is a weapon and a handbag with stuff inside, next to the bed. As you enter, you notice a kappa entered almost at the same time, apparently searching for something.* [01:03] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Quietly observe the situation [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> MzCit: *To you* Oh, hi. [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Uh, hey, uh, guys? I need a bit of help. [01:07] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "Heya...?" [01:08] <~SU_Tempest> MzCit: *Turns to the kappa.* What do you need? [01:08] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: I know it's gonna sound obnoxious but I BADLY need some cucumbers. I've... I haven't had any in AGES. [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> MzCit: Uhh... *Sits up, and searches the handbag.* Don't got any. *Turns to you* Do you? [01:11] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Check bento [01:12] <~Hebizuka> *No cucumber.* [01:14] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "Sorry... nothing on my side too..." [01:14] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Damn! [01:15] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Well uh, I'm sorry to bother you two! I really badly need some now.. [01:22] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "Err... there is anything we can do?" [01:22] <~SU_Tempest> MzCit: Don't think so, ma'am. But you seem a bit lost, anything I can do for you? [01:25] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "Ee... I just got here. I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do..." [01:25] <~SU_Tempest> MzCit: Hm. Well, all I can say is that if you're lost, keep on walking. See what you can find! [01:38] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "Alright!" [01:41] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "I'll.. eer, be going now, okay?" [01:42] <~SU_Tempest> MzCit: Sure, don't worry. [01:42] <Kurokami_Yukiko> !mrooms3 [01:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Kurokami_Yukiko ] Left door: 891 - Front door: 231 - Right door: 1154 - Roomstyle: 162 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [01:42] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Exit Right [01:45] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an electrical room. Here, you hear the buzzing of machinery that seems to be working behind the walls. A desk is on the left, and has a computer and a big, red POWER button on it. The screen shows various gauges and measurements. You see an engineer at this computer, apparently watching over the gauges. You spot an object on the floor. [01:46] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Check Object [01:47] <~Hebizuka> Handgear: Fist wraps [01:48] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "Is this yours?" [01:48] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Ah, no, it's not. You can have it. [01:48] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >take Fist Wraps [01:50] <~Hebizuka> *You feel your hands are a little better protected, and your punches could be a bit more painful.* [02:08] <Kurokami_Yukiko> !mrooms3 [02:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Kurokami_Yukiko ] Left door: 209 - Front door: 178 - Right door: 778 - Roomstyle: 75 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [02:08] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >exit front [02:10] <~Hebizuka> *You fall through a trapdoor! You land in a vault room. In here you see three safes embedded in the right wall, each of them requiring a keypad code to open. There is also a booth for a Maze Guard here, but the booth is empty. You spot food in the booth's desk.* [02:11] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Check food [02:11] <Kurokami_Yukiko> (Herp) [02:12] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "aaaack! W-who the hell put such thing there!?" [02:12] <~Hebizuka> An apple [02:13] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "..." [02:13] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >look around before quietly taking apple [02:13] <~Hebizuka> *Nothing happens.* [02:14] <Kurokami_Yukiko> !mrooms3 [02:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Kurokami_Yukiko ] Left door: 517 - Front door: 1516 - Right door: 826 - Roomstyle: 3 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:14] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >exit right [02:14] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor again.* [02:15] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "WHO THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL?!" [02:15] <~Hebizuka> *You make a splash in the water of a swamproom. There's about knee-high of water here... And you see a waterproof box floating in the water here.* [02:15] <Kurokami_Yukiko> "Aaaah! I'm getting weeeet!" [02:16] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Check box [02:16] <~Hebizuka> *You open it and find inside...* [02:17] <~Hebizuka> Class 3 weapon: Glock 17 pistol (9x19mm - 17 rounds - Glock 9mm family) [02:20] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Take Glock 17 [02:21] <~Hebizuka> *Already carrying a Class 3 weapon. Put the weapon in the backpack?* [02:21] <Kurokami_Yukiko> >Yes [02:22] <~Hebizuka> 8/35 [02:34] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [02:35] <~Hebizuka> 6 rooms, 0 kills, 0 SEs, 0 Missions, 0 Amulets, 206 P$, 0 Runs [02:35] <~Hebizuka> Total score 8 pts [02:35] <~Hebizuka> Position: 40th (+1) [02:35] <~Hebizuka> 5 pts from 39th (Aiden Rosengard)