Log:Game 73 (Meta, no ontology)

[23:18] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Kaguya Houraisan. You visited 231 rooms. Next special room at 240. You are not suffering from any condition requiring immediate attention. !mrooms3 to continue. [23:18] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [23:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1451 - Front door: 1094 - Right door: 1521 - Roomstyle: 290 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:18] * Kaguya takes the front door [23:18] <Kaguya> =w= [23:20] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a TV room. You may check @whatsonTV. A butler is present, watching TV, broom on his lap. Next to him is a tengu reporter, also watching TV.* [23:20] <Kaguya> @whatsonTV [23:20] <EliasBot> [Documentary] The Mazes' Best Fighters - Heather episode [23:20] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: This chick is insane! I wish I could have interviewed her. [23:20] * Kaguya raises an eye brow of it then continues on [23:20] <Kaguya> at it* [23:20] <Kaguya> !mdoors3 [23:21] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [23:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 135 - Front door: 267 - Right door: 856 - Roomstyle: 178 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [23:21] * Kaguya goes left [23:21] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [23:21] * Kaguya falls calmly.. doesnt even care anymore [23:21] * Kaguya cat land~ [23:21] <Kaguya> </Kagunyan> [23:22] <~Hebizuka> *You land in a messy washitsu, with a lot of blood splatter and damaged furniture. It is occupied by a strange looking kappa... And by strange, I mean hostile. There is also a blueprint tucked in the futon.* [23:22] <Kaguya> @cover [23:22] <EliasBot> A kevlar-coated crate (75%, Kev-3, SUPER STRONG) [23:23] * Kaguya dives the cover [23:23] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [23:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 2 > < Total Score: 4 > [23:23] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: ! [23:23] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Fucking Soldier... I'll rip your neck! [23:23] <Kaguya> i dont want to fight T_T [23:23] <~Hebizuka> *You get behind, but the Kappa is faster and is about to attack. [23:23] <~Hebizuka> *The kappa sprints towards the crate and tries kicking it out of the way...* [23:23] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:23] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 4 > < Total Score: 6 > [23:24] <~Hebizuka> *Bang. He manages to deliver a good kick in the crate but it doesn't budge much.* [23:24] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [23:25] * Kaguya sighs "I hate when they attack without thinking." [23:25] * Kaguya raises up over the crate and aims with Barett, scopes the Kappas head. then fires [23:26] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [23:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 6 > < Total Score: 11 > [23:26] <~Hebizuka> *You reduce the kappa's head to exploded mush. That is, not a whole lot.* [23:26] <~Hebizuka> End of fight! (2 turns) [23:26] * Kaguya le sigh [23:27] * Kaguya checks the blue print [23:27] <~Hebizuka> "Level 2, ONCnade, 1x ONC charge + 1x MkIIIA2 grenade" [23:28] * Kaguya puts in bag [23:28] <~Hebizuka> 59.07/80 [23:28] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [23:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 21 - Front door: 1278 - Right door: 1010 - Roomstyle: 82 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [23:29] * Kaguya takes the left door [23:29] <Kaguya> I need to get out of this out fit [23:30] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an outside area. Daytime forest. You are coming as a fight is about to unfold... A nure-onna with an assault rifle is treading around, but you notice a Maze Soldier with a submachine gun who spotted the nure-onna.* [23:30] * Kaguya raises Barrett.. scopes the soldiers face [23:31] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [23:31] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 2 > < Total Score: 8 > [23:31] <~Hebizuka> *BANG! That's the last thing this soldier will ever hear, as a .50 BMG bullet smashes into its face and shockwaves out of existence his life.* [23:31] <~Hebizuka> End of fight! (1 turn) [23:32] <~Hebizuka> *The Nure-onna suddenly stops and grips its weapon, wondering where that loud shot came from.* [23:32] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: Who the fuck? [23:32] <Kaguya> hi [23:32] * Kaguya points at the other soldier [23:32] <Kaguya> he was about to shoot you [23:32] <~SU_Tempest> *The Nure points its weapon at you... then turns to see a dead soldier on the floor.* [23:33] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: ... Why did you shoot him? Are we allies? [23:33] <Kaguya> no, im just enemies with them [23:33] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: Why is that? [23:33] <Kaguya> they have this thing about trying to kill me [23:33] <Kaguya> so you could say we're allies by circumstance? [23:33] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: *Lowers weapon* You're wanted by the Soldiers? Why, you a contestant? [23:33] <Kaguya> .. yep [23:34] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: Well, this is a surprise. Thank you, I suppose. [23:35] <Kaguya> No problem [23:35] * Kaguya checks the soldier [23:35] <Kaguya> well his stuff is no good to him any more [23:35] * Kaguya giggles [23:35] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: Yeah, I guess you're right. [23:36] <~Hebizuka> >Clothes >Weapons >72P LBE [23:36] <Kaguya> >weapons [23:36] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons= [23:36] <~Hebizuka> Class 2: Colt 9mm SMG submachine gun (9x19mm - 32 rounds mag) [32/32] [23:37] <Kaguya> oh ho intresting weapon he has [23:37] <Kaguya> not useful to me though [23:37] * Kaguya digs into the LBE [23:37] <~Hebizuka> =72P LBE= [23:37] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 9x19mm x32 [23:37] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Purse containing 115 P$ [23:38] * Kaguya takes the money [23:38] <~Hebizuka> Total money carried: 1765 P$ [23:38] <Kaguya> You want this gun by chance? I dont need it [23:39] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: No thanks, I'll be fine. I just need those guys to be dead. [23:39] <Kaguya> ok then, ill kill what i can for ya, whats your name? [23:40] <~SU_Tempest> !genyoukai [23:40] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Youkai physio code: ] 5 - 1 - 3 - 2 - 6 - 11 - 2 [23:40] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: Name's Yori. [23:41] <Kaguya> ill make sure i kill a few for you [23:41] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [23:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1217 - Front door: 479 - Right door: 863 - Roomstyle: 24 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [23:41] * Kaguya goes through the front door [23:41] <~SU_Tempest> Yori: Thanks, I guess. [23:42] * Kaguya waves to "I'm Kaguya.. best sniper in this place~" [23:42] <~SU_Tempest> Yori: See ya, Kaguya. [23:42] * Kaguya then passes through the door "you too" [23:44] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. Another fight is about to unfold here. A tanuki with a battle rifle is about to face-off with a Maze Soldier carrying a submachine gun.* [23:44] <Kaguya> @cover [23:45] <EliasBot> No cover at all! [23:45] * Kaguya quickly reloads Barrett [23:45] <~Hebizuka> *You spend your turn reloading your M82A1.* [23:45] <~Hebizuka> Barrett M82A1: +10 rounds [10+1/10] [23:46] <~SU_Tempest> *Hearing the click-clacking of your reloading, the Tanuki turns its head and notices you.* [23:46] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: Two versus one, huh? [23:46] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Just drop your gun and get down! [23:46] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: Have a taste of this before! [23:46] <~SU_Tempest> *The tanuki drops its gun... then turns completely white, before shapeshifting to another creature!* [23:47] <~SU_Tempest> *The Tanuki shapeshifts into a gorilla zombie, and roars at the Soldier who goes frightened.* [23:47] <Kaguya> 2v1 sure [23:47] <Kaguya> for him [23:47] * Kaguya grins [23:47] <Kaguya> ... woah shit [23:47] <~Hebizuka> *The tanuki!zombape tries to bite the crap out of the Soldier.* [23:47] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [23:47] <EliasBot> [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [23:47] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:47] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 4 > < Total Score: 7 > [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: AAAHHH! [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier is bitten in the hip.* [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: I'll fucking make you pay for that! DIE! [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> *He fires a hasty, eight-round burst.* [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 1 > < Total Score: 3 > [23:49] <~SU_Tempest> *But he fires them all in walls or the floor, too scared by the tanuki!gorilla. [23:49] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. What will you do?* [23:51] * Kaguya raises Saiga-12k and mag dumps the magazine into the soldier.. [23:51] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [23:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 3 > < Total Score: 7 > [23:52] <~Hebizuka> *You brutally send a hailstorm of lead towards the Soldier, a total of 40 pellets being send in his direction. They repeatedly punch and tear through, causing him to be forced on the ground. It won't stand up.* [23:52] <~Hebizuka> Your Saiga-12K is empty. [23:53] <~Hebizuka> *The Tanuki!gorilla zombie turns around with a strange look on the face...* [23:53] <Kaguya> im not with them [23:54] <~Hebizuka> *...before deciding that you're still a threat. It roars loudly.* [23:54] <~Hebizuka> *It goes towards you, with the intention to deck you with a punch.* [23:54] * Kaguya sighs [23:54] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [23:54] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right elbow [23:54] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:54] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 4 > < Total Score: 9 > [23:54] <~Hebizuka> *You're brutally punched in the right arm, right where your elbow is. It hurts, but thankfully, not TOO much.* [23:54] <~Hebizuka> +13% Pain, total 13% [23:55] * Kaguya winces [23:55] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2. It is now your turn.* [23:55] * Kaguya places all of her guns down and gets on her knees putting her hands on top of her head "Will this satisfy you that i dont want to hurt you?" [23:56] <~Hebizuka> *Do you wish to spend the turn dropping your Class 1, 2 and 3 weapons?* [23:56] * Kaguya yes [23:56] <~Hebizuka> *You drop your weapons. That doesn't impress your opponent, who goes for another punch.* [23:56] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [23:56] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right leg [23:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:57] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 1 > < Total Score: 5 > [23:57] <~Hebizuka> *It punches the floor, narrowly missing your leg.* [23:57] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3. It is now your turn.* [23:57] <Kaguya> fine ill let you hit me till you understand [23:57] * Kaguya pass turn [23:58] <Kaguya> or i die.. which ever comes first.. [23:58] <~Hebizuka> *The youkai!gorilla ape is relentless and continues fighting. Angry of failing a punch, the ape decides to bite you.* [23:58] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [23:58] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right arm [23:58] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:58] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 2 > < Total Score: 7 > [23:58] <~Hebizuka> +11% Pain, open wound on right arm. Total 20% Pain. [23:58] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4.* [23:59] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [23:59] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 88 > < Total Score: 88 > [23:59] * Kaguya winces but doesnt move [23:59] <Kaguya> <It's not like I could ever really change anything..> [23:59] <~Hebizuka> *Pass your turn?* [23:59] <Kaguya> (yes) [00:00] <~Hebizuka> *The gorilla zombie then suddenly stops its fury and stares at you some more... before shapeshifting back to the tanuki...* [00:00] <~Hebizuka> *The Tanuki stays there, observing you, torn between worrying for itself, and for you.* [00:00] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: ...What are you doing? [00:01] <Kaguya> i dont want to hurt you [00:01] <Kaguya> im not with the soldiers, hell i found this outfit in some crate [00:01] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: ... [00:01] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: How can I be sure?.. [00:01] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: I'd like to believe you, but I'm not ... sure... [00:02] <Kaguya> ill do anything you ask.. [00:02] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: Uhmm... [00:02] <Kaguya> iim just tired of seeing youkai die meaninglessly [00:02] <~SU_Tempest> *The Tanuki walks towards one of the weapons on the floor and grabbing the battle rifle it was carrying, then points it at you.* [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: Just get your stuff and leave this room... No funny moves... [00:03] <Kaguya> alright [00:03] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight. (4 turns) [00:03] * Kaguya grabs her weapons putting them away before slowly standing up [00:03] <Kaguya> do you mind if i loot the dead soldier? [00:04] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: ...go ahead. [00:04] * Kaguya check the soldier [00:04] <~Hebizuka> >Clothes >Weapons >72P LBE [00:04] <Kaguya> >weapons [00:04] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons= [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Class 2: Spectre M4 submachine gun (9x19mm - 50 rounds mag) [41+1/50] [00:04] * Kaguya digs in the LBE [00:04] <~Hebizuka> =72P LBE= [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 9x19mm x50 [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Purse containing 68 P$ [00:04] * Kaguya takes the money [00:04] <~Hebizuka> *The Tanuki still points its battle rifle at you nervously.* [00:05] <~Hebizuka> Total money carried 1833 P$ [00:05] <Kaguya> honestly.. im a contestent.. not a soldier [00:05] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: Just leave... [00:05] <Kaguya> as you wish then.. [00:05] <Kaguya> !mdoors3 [00:05] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [00:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1114 - Front door: 1160 - Right door: 350 - Roomstyle: 270 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:05] <Kaguya> (gdi) [00:05] * Kaguya goes through the right door [00:06] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [00:06] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 27 > < Total Score: 27 > [00:07] <~Hebizuka> *You enter another TV room. You may check @whatsonTV. The butler in this room is cleaning the floor with its broom... You also notice a WPN-6 supply crate in the corner.* [00:09] <Kaguya> @whatsontv [00:09] <EliasBot> [Music Video] KappaDriver rocks out on Demetori songs [00:09] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1084 - Front door: 1155 - Right door: 833 - Roomstyle: 249 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [00:09] * Kaguya right door [00:09] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 11 > < Total Score: 11 > [00:10] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There is a dumpster and some garbage in a corner... There is clothing on the floor.* [00:12] * Kaguya check clothing [00:12] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: Boonie hat - AC: Light, covers Head [00:14] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [00:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 581 - Front door: 635 - Right door: 435 - Roomstyle: 93 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [00:14] * Kaguya left door [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [00:15] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 54 > < Total Score: 54 > [00:15] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a prison room. There is a shiny object on the floor...* [00:15] * Kaguya checks the shiny object [00:15] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Gold cuff link [00:16] * Kaguya FUCKING YOINK [00:16] <~Hebizuka> 59.97/80 [00:17] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [00:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 483 - Front door: 538 - Right door: 510 - Roomstyle: 71 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:17] * Kaguya left door [00:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [00:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 88 > < Total Score: 88 > [00:19] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [00:19] * Kaguya falls [00:19] * Kaguya lands like a cat~ [00:19] <~Hebizuka> *You land in the grass of a grassy room. There is a package on the floor.* [00:19] * Kaguya because Kagunyan~ [00:19] * Kaguya checks package [00:20] <~Hebizuka> Package: Silencer, USP Tactical [00:20] <Kaguya> .. [00:20] * Kaguya equip to USP [00:20] <~Hebizuka> *Silencer attached to USP Tactical!* [00:21] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [00:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1052 - Front door: 1485 - Right door: 905 - Roomstyle: 130 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:21] * Kaguya right door [00:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [00:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 66 > < Total Score: 66 > [00:21] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a messy kitchen. There is a lot of blood everywhere. Only one door here! You see a big package on the floor...* [00:22] * Kaguya checks the package [00:22] <~Hebizuka> Bionics implant pack: "Head implant: BCI reflex computer, brain/eyes/sensorial enhancement" [00:25] * Kaguya puts it away [00:26] <~Hebizuka> 60.97/80 [00:27] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [00:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 701 - Roomstyle: 56 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [00:27] * Kaguya passes through [00:28] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [00:28] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 29 > < Total Score: 29 > [00:28] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a hub. Two doors are there. Left leads to the MazeSlots, Right leads to the Hiring Bureau.* [00:28] * Kaguya goes to the left [00:30] <~Hebizuka> *You meet with the MazeSlots. 3 credits are in the machine awaiting.* [00:30] * Kaguya yanks on the arm roughly still mad at this thing but eh [00:31] <~Hebizuka> *Speens are rilling... [00:31] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Cherry - Knife - Condom [00:31] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Amulet - Amulet - Wrench [00:31] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Condom - Explosion - Red cross [00:31] <~Hebizuka> So close... But no cookie. 2 cr left [00:31] * Kaguya pulls again [00:32] <Kaguya> this thing is fun but so useless [00:32] <~Hebizuka> *The spills are reening...* [00:33] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Crossed $ - Amulet - Lucky 7 [00:33] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Red pill - Lucky 7 - Red pill [00:33] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Lucky 7 - Crossed $ - Skull [00:33] <~Hebizuka> You win! [00:33] <~Hebizuka> *The machine spits a bag of money which contains 2000 P$!* [00:34] <~Hebizuka> 1 cr left. [00:34] <Kaguya> ... [00:34] <Kaguya> I TAKE BACK WHAT I JUST SAID [00:34] <Kaguya> <3 [00:34] * Kaguya takes the money [00:35] <~Hebizuka> Total money carried: 3833 P$ [00:35] <~Hebizuka> 79.3/80 [00:35] <~Hebizuka> *You still have one credit left* [00:35] * Kaguya pulls the arm [00:36] <~Hebizuka> *The gduhqgsu are qiusghqgs.* [00:36] <~Hebizuka> *Shut up I ran out of ideas.* [00:37] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Pistol - Skull - Red Pill [00:37] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Lucky 7 - Lucky 7 - Lucky 7 [00:37] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Explosion - Bullet - Bandage [00:37] <~Hebizuka> WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY [00:37] <~Hebizuka> WHAT [00:37] <~Hebizuka> STOP STEALING MY MONEY [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *Another bag with 2000 P$ is spat out.* [00:37] * Kaguya takes it [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *You are also a very dirty fucking lucky contestant.* [00:37] * Kaguya wonders if she can store it without her bag ripping D: [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *You have a lot of trouble carrying all of this - it's heavy. Still attempt?* [00:40] * Kaguya chunks the cocaine shes been carrying forever and a day [00:40] <Kaguya> i dont need to really sell this [00:40] <~Hebizuka> 78.3 [00:40] <~Hebizuka> 78.3/80 [00:41] * Kaguya dumps all the 9x19 amunition [00:41] <~Hebizuka> 75.8/80 [00:42] * Kaguya omnomnom the seabass [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 8 [00:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 8 > < Rolls: 8 > < Total Score: 8 > [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> *You're not hungry at all, but it was delicious.* [00:45] <Kaguya> (weight now?) [00:45] <~SU_Tempest> 74.8/80 [00:45] <Kaguya> .. [00:45] <Kaguya> im stupid [00:45] * Kaguya reloads all of her weapons [00:46] <~Hebizuka> Your Barrett M82A1 is full. [00:46] <~Hebizuka> Your USP Tactical is full. [00:47] * Kaguya reloads Seiga-12k with slugs [00:47] <~Hebizuka> Saiga-12K: +10x slugs [9+1/10] [00:47] <~Hebizuka> 12 gauge slugs remaining: 40 [00:47] <~Hebizuka> 74.7/80 [00:47] * Kaguya stuffs the money in [00:49] <~Hebizuka> *You have a lot of trouble carrying all of this money. Continue anyway?* [00:50] * Kaguya yes [00:50] <~Hebizuka> 94.7/80 [00:50] <~Hebizuka> *You're overloaded. You feel slower and weaker.* [00:52] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 245 [00:53] <Kaguya> .. [00:53] <Kaguya> who knew money was heavy [00:54] <Kaguya> >.o at least that stuff was useless [00:54] <Kaguya> !mrooms 3 [00:54] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [00:54] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1620 - Front door: 1591 - Right door: 1510 - Roomstyle: 141 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:54] * Kaguya goes through the right door [00:54] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [00:54] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 48 > < Total Score: 48 > [00:56] <~Hebizuka> *You climb some stairs. You enter a radio room. The @radio can be used. There is also a package on the floor.* [00:56] <Kaguya> @radio [00:56] <EliasBot> [Military] Got trouble? Unsure of your purpose? Scared of your future? Seek FREE counseling at your [00:56] <EliasBot> local hospital room. Medics will help you! [00:57] <Kaguya> .. [00:57] * Kaguya considers getting counseling [00:57] * Kaguya check package [00:57] <~Hebizuka> Accessory: Silencer, WA2000 [00:58] * Kaguya leaves it [00:58] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [00:58] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1385 - Front door: 379 - Right door: 54 - Roomstyle: 129 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [00:58] * Kaguya takes right door [00:58] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [00:58] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 22 > < Total Score: 22 > [00:59] * Kaguya bleeds QQ [00:59] <~Hebizuka> *No you're not bleeding.* [00:59] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a washitsu. There is a shiny on the floor...* [00:59] <Zei-hime> .. [00:59] <Zei-hime> 3/5. [00:59] * Kaguya checks the shiny [00:59] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Golden 4.2mm bullet [01:01] * Kaguya ditches 10 buck shot [01:01] * Kaguya takes the bullet [01:02] <~Hebizuka> 95.6/80 [01:03] <Kaguya> .. [01:03] <Kaguya> =w= [01:04] * Kaguya throws the panties out of her pack [01:04] * Kaguya then continues [01:04] <~Hebizuka> 94.6/80 [01:05] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [01:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 712 - Front door: 793 - Right door: 389 - Roomstyle: 195 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [01:06] * Kaguya right door [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 19 > < Total Score: 19 > [01:08] <~Hebizuka> *A messy washitsu. A kasha is living there, trying to search something in the damaged furniture. There is also a weapon on the floor.* [01:11] * Kaguya check weapon [01:11] <~Hebizuka> Class 3: Glock 21 pistol (.45 ACP - 13 rounds mag) [13/13] [01:12] * Kaguya leaves it and moves on [01:12] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [01:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 836 - Front door: 929 - Right door: 370 - Roomstyle: 142 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [01:12] * Kaguya right door [01:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [01:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 82 > < Total Score: 82 > [01:13] <~Hebizuka> *A library. A tengu reporter is working at the desk here, typing out newspaper articles. Only one door here! You also find food on said desk.* [01:13] * Kaguya checks the food [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Food: Cheeseburger [01:16] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [01:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 190 - Roomstyle: 75 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:16] * Kaguya goes through [01:17] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [01:17] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 2 > < Total Score: 2 > [01:17] <~Hebizuka> *Your right arm bleeds.* [01:18] <~Hebizuka> *You meet again with the teleporting keypad.* [01:18] * Kaguya 1337, gets on.. etc [01:19] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [01:19] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 > < Total Score: 2 > [01:19] <~Hebizuka> *You're telepadded to... [01:20] <~Hebizuka> ...a shrine. There are clothes on the floor.* [01:20] * Kaguya checks the clothes [01:20] <~Hebizuka> Bottom: Gakuran pants. AC: Light, covers Lower body, Legs, Crotch. [01:22] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [01:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 84 - Front door: 933 - Right door: 1395 - Roomstyle: 280 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [01:22] * Kaguya takes the left door [01:22] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 248 [01:23] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [01:23] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 18 > < Total Score: 18 > [01:23] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a scullery. There is a SWATEQP supply crate here on the floor.* [01:24] * Kaguya looks at the crate [01:26] <~Hebizuka> =SWATEQP crate= [01:26] <~Hebizuka> Class 2: H&K MP5A3 submachine gun (9x19mm - 30 rounds mag) [30/30] [01:26] <~Hebizuka> Accessory: Silencer, MP5A3 [01:26] <~Hebizuka> Accessory: Scope, MP5A3 [01:26] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 9x19mm x180 [01:26] * Kaguya ditches [01:26] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 156 - Front door: 481 - Right door: 1059 - Roomstyle: 78 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:26] * Kaguya goes left [01:28] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a radio room again. You may use the @radio to hear messages. Only one door here! The room is however guarded by two UZI drones.* [01:28] <Kaguya> @cover [01:28] <EliasBot> A crate full of styrofoam. (50%, Kev-2, STRONG) [01:28] * Kaguya dives [01:29] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [01:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 5 > < Total Score: 11 > [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *You hide. You're fast enough to attempt something!* [01:29] * Kaguya examines the uzi drones for something resembling a weakpoint [01:31] <~Hebizuka> *They resemble tanks; the gun replacing the turret, equipped with treads, and a camera eye for aiming purposes.* [01:31] * Kaguya raises up with the barrett and scopes the camera eye of uzi turret 1 [01:32] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [01:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 1 > < Total Score: 5 > [01:32] <Kaguya> damn [01:32] <~Hebizuka> *FT calculation: 4 -1 +1 = 4. It is a hit.* [01:33] <~Hebizuka> *Your bullet manages to one-hit the camera eye and punch further through, causing damage in the target robot. The drone you shot is now blind and confined to FT 10.* [01:33] <Kaguya> ill blind the other one and try to run for it [01:34] <~Hebizuka> *The unblinded drone attempts firing at where the shot came from.* [01:34] <~Hebizuka> *It fires a 4 shot burst.* [01:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 4 > < Total Score: 9 > [01:34] <~Hebizuka> *The shots hit your cover, destroying it!* [01:35] <Kaguya> ohboy [01:35] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [01:35] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [01:35] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 22 > < Total Score: 22 > [01:35] * Kaguya stands up and scopes the eye of the 2nd one and fires a quick shot [01:35] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [01:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 2 > < Total Score: 6 > [01:36] <~Hebizuka> *You blind the other drone! Now both of them are blind.* [01:37] <~Hebizuka> *One of the blinded drones tries to fire at you, going with a 6-round burst.* [01:37] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:37] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 6 > < Total Score: 11 > [01:37] <~Hebizuka> *SOMEHOW it managed to hit you!* [01:37] * Kaguya falls back [01:38] <~Hebizuka> +12% Pain [01:38] <~Hebizuka> Total 12% [01:38] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [01:38] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [01:38] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 76 > < Total Score: 76 > [01:39] * Kaguya scopes the blasted camera of the first drone and fires in the same spot [01:39] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [01:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 5 > < Total Score: 10 > [01:40] <~Hebizuka> *You manage to score an excellent shot, further damaging to drone. It shows no signs of stopping yet, though...* [01:40] * Kaguya tch [01:41] <~Hebizuka> *The least damaged of the drones attempts another 6 shot burst.* [01:41] <~Hebizuka> *It can't exactly aim.* [01:41] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [01:41] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [01:41] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:41] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 5 > < Total Score: 9 > [01:41] <~Hebizuka> *It narrowly misses you, this time.* [01:41] * Kaguya side step [01:42] <Kaguya> oh screw this [01:42] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3* [01:42] * Kaguya raises barret and shots the least damage target three times in the damaged camera [01:42] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [01:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 6 > < Total Score: 11 > [01:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [01:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 75 > < Total Score: 75 > [01:43] <~Hebizuka> *The drone you targeted stops moving and explodes, quickly catching fire.* [01:44] <~Hebizuka> *One last drone is left. It attempts firing, doing a 5-shot burst.* [01:44] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [01:44] <EliasBot> [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:44] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 4 > < Total Score: 7 > [01:44] <~Hebizuka> *But it fails completely to hit you.* [01:44] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4.* [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [01:44] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 27 > < Total Score: 27 > [01:44] * Kaguya turns and 2 shots that drone in the camera [01:44] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [01:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 2 > < Total Score: 8 > [01:45] <~Hebizuka> *You utterly destroy the second drone, also exploding.* [01:45] <~Hebizuka> End of fight! (5 turns) [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [01:45] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 75 > < Total Score: 75 > [01:46] * Kaguya sighs [01:46] <Kaguya> so much ammo wasted [01:46] * Kaguya reloads barret [01:46] <Kaguya> barrett* [01:47] <~Hebizuka> Barrett M82A1: +8 rounds [10+1/10] [01:47] <~Hebizuka> .50 BMG left: 32 [01:49] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [01:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 452 - Roomstyle: 107 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [01:49] * Kaguya passes through [01:53] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. An incubus is sitting there on a metal crate, looking worried and pissed off. It reminds you of someone you met in Mission 1...* [01:53] <Kaguya> ... [01:54] * Kaguya walks in .. [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: Ah... You there, the Soldier ... It's gonna sound strange but I need your help. [01:55] <Kaguya> yeah sure what is it.. [01:56] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: A colleague of mine, a succubus, has been recently captured by a bunch of your colleagues. [01:57] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: I would go in myself, but they have guns and I know I won't stand a chance. I'll reward you greatly if you kill them and bust her out. I don't know what they plan to do on her but I -NEED- her back. [01:57] <Kaguya> I'll see what I can do.. do you have a name.. I doubt she'll trust me without it [01:58] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: Good insight. You're more intelligent than most Soldiers... My name is Callidus. Hers is Prava. [02:00] <Kaguya> I see [02:00] <Kaguya> that said I'm a contestant not a soldier.. this.. stupid outfit is more trouble than its worth [02:00] <Kaguya> anyway I'll saveh er for you [02:00] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: Hmm.. Interesting. Well, then. Go ahead and pass this colored door... [02:01] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [02:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 670 - Roomstyle: 172 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [02:01] * Kaguya goes through [02:01] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [02:01] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 79 > < Total Score: 79 > [02:02] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a locker room. There may be something in the one locker that has a... lock.* [02:03] * Kaguya uses the butt of the barrett and whams the lock [02:03] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [02:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 6 > < Total Score: 12 > [02:04] <~Hebizuka> *You wham the lock with the gods' strength and end up breaking the whole door in two halves.* [02:04] <~Hebizuka> *You see two pieces of clothing in the locker.* [02:05] * Kaguya checks the clothing [02:05] <~Hebizuka> =Locker= [02:05] <~Hebizuka> Top: Shirt with tie. AC: Light, covers Upper body, Arms. [02:05] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: Baseball cap. AC: Light, covers Head. [02:05] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [02:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 1442 - Roomstyle: 146 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:05] * Kaguya passes through [02:06] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [02:06] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 22 > < Total Score: 22 > [02:07] <~Hebizuka> *You enter Lance Chaosclaw's bionics workshop.* [02:07] * Kaguya blinks [02:08] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Hmm? I SEE SOMEONE IN HERE. Who may YOU be? [02:08] <Kaguya> ah Lance, It's been awhile [02:08] * Kaguya smiles lightly [02:09] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Kaguya? Is this you? You are not coming in great times. I AM ASKED TO DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS. [02:09] <Kaguya> oh dear.. [02:09] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: They have asked me to do experiments. ON NON HUMANS. [02:09] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Can you believe this. [02:09] <Kaguya> would it be on a succubus by chance? [02:10] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Absolutely. How did you know? [02:10] <Kaguya> I'm attempting to save a "Succubus captured by soldiers" [02:10] <Kaguya> so perhaps we can help each other out [02:11] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Really. THIS IS COMMENDABLE. This is... BRILLIANT, even. *He makes an impression.* Oh, yes, yes, yes. You are really removing me a load of UNNECESSARY BULLSHIT I COULD USE BEING REMOVED. [02:11] <Kaguya> You've helped me alot least I can do.. [02:11] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: AB-SO-LUTELY BRILLIANT, MY FRIEND. But in any case. How may I help YOU out? [02:12] <Kaguya> I need to replace that previous head bionic you put in me [02:12] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Oh? Replace it by what? Have you found any of my fine packages that interests you more by chance? [02:12] <Kaguya> I did the uhh [02:12] * Kaguya pulls out the box and hands it to him [02:12] <Kaguya> Head implant: BCI reflex computer, brain/eyes/sensorial enhancement [02:13] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: BRILLIANT. This is actually an upgrade from your current implant. I will need to remove your previous one though... [02:14] <Kaguya> i supose that will cost [02:14] <Kaguya> if so how much [02:15] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: 200 P$ for the removal, and zero for implanting the new one. [02:15] <Kaguya> and would you buy the implant back? [02:16] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: If you don't need it anymore, why not? [02:16] <Kaguya> hmm howt much would i get from that [02:17] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Let me see... If I do buy back the microchip system, you will end up with ... 750 P$. Minus the 200 for implant removal that will bring you 550 P$. [02:19] <Kaguya> oh before we start [02:20] <Kaguya> what do you have for sale [02:20] <Kaguya> i came accross quite a bit of money so [02:21] <~Hebizuka> =Bionics workshop= [02:21] <~Hebizuka> Nervous system and synaptic enhancement [02:21] <~Hebizuka> BCI microchip system, Brain/Eye enhancement [02:21] <~Hebizuka> BCI reflex computer, Brain/Eye/Sensorial enhancement [02:21] <~Hebizuka> Biomechanical Heart Enhancement [02:21] <~Hebizuka> Life Support System [02:21] <~Hebizuka> Biomechanical Upper Body Enhancement [02:21] <~Hebizuka> Muscular enhancement system (arms) [02:21] <~Hebizuka> Bionic arm [02:21] <~Hebizuka> Muscular enhancement system (legs) [02:21] <~Hebizuka> Bionic leg [02:21] <~Hebizuka> Akimbo Mind dual wielding enabling enhancement [02:21] <~Hebizuka> Dragon Skin body resiliency enhancer [02:21] <~Hebizuka> Enhanced Digestive System [02:21] <~Hebizuka> Gem Cannon weaponized crystal charger [02:21] <~Hebizuka> BCI mental augmentation, Brain/Mind enhancement [02:21] <~Hebizuka> "Ripperclaws" knuckle-claw augmented bionic arm" [02:21] <~Hebizuka> "Electail" cybernetic tail attachment" [02:23] <Kaguya> ok umm [02:23] <Kaguya> what does the biomecanical heart enhancement do? [02:24] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I replace your heart with a more effective one made of biometals and titanium. You will regenerate MUCH FASTER from Pain (3%/turn instead of 2) and your blood will be cycled faster and more efficiently, which allows you to resist bleeding for longer (25 times instead of 20). [02:25] <Kaguya> >LSS [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: The LSS is also a heart implant, but this one is simply something that allows you to withstand Pain for longer. If you want to worry less about BEING DEAD and more about FIGHTING AND KICKING ASS, this is what you might want. IT INCREASES YOUR PAIN THRESHOLD TO A MAXIMUM OF 125%. [02:26] <Kaguya> >Biomechanical Upper Body Enhancement [02:28] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: It is one of my GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS. The BUBE (PRONOUNCE IT BEE YOU BEE EE, NOT BOOB, OR I'LL SLAP YOU) combines the best of the Biomech heart and that of the LSS, with an extra partially titanium hull that will cover most of your upper body. Boob coverage of this titanium shell optional. [02:28] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: It provides Max Pain 125%, Pain regeneration of 3%, and -10% of Pain sensitivity. [02:28] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: It will cost you 4000 P$ though. A work of art demands a lot of time and dedication. And I am turning YOU into a work of art if you choose this. [02:29] <Kaguya> wow [02:29] <Kaguya> >Muscular enhancement system arms [02:30] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: This one is simple. It is basically an enhancement of your existing muscles so that they absorb and use oxygen more efficiently while reducing the amount of felt effort. Each one will increase your Strength by about 10%, and it is cheap; only 1500 P$! [02:31] <Kaguya> and the leg one? [02:32] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Exactly the same effects! Except applied to your legs. Your total Strength is still increased by 10%. [02:33] <Kaguya> ok [02:34] <Kaguya> I want the BUBE both muscular enhancements and ill sell you back the dragonskin [02:34] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Fair enough. Don't you want to browse through my other fine products? [02:35] <Kaguya> i think thats going to eat up all my money most likely ^^; [02:35] * Kaguya puts ALL of her money on the desk/table whatever [02:36] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Let me put it this way. [02:36] <Kaguya> yes? [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I -do- have a better thing than muscular enhancers. But indeed it's more expensive. [02:37] <Kaguya> oh what are those, the bionic limbs? [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Do know that my bionic arms and my bionic legs do the same thing the muscular enhancers do, but add 20% Strength each and render those limbs impossible to break. You have virtually unbreakable bones with that. [02:38] <Kaguya> how much is the difference? [02:38] <Kaguya> and do they replace my limbs? [02:39] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I am not going to amputate you. But to make the story short, your limbs would be covered by a very thin and lightweight titanium shell, and your muscles would be enhanced even further, pushing your body to its limits without exerting extra fatigue or effort! Or very minimal if you're a wimp. [02:40] <Kaguya> i have a question though [02:40] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: What is it? [02:40] <Kaguya> is there anyway to put the titanium under the skin.. i think the merging of machiner and human is beautiful, but i would like a normal look if possible [02:41] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: No can do. But I can always cover it with ultra realistic silicone. [02:41] <Kaguya> .. close enough [02:41] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: If you're SO CONCERNED about fashion and looks in the age of TRANSHUMANISM and KICKING MAJOR ASS, I can do that. But paint me concerned and disappointed. [02:42] <Kaguya> well i still want to have a love life so to speak [02:42] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Oh, fine, fine. [02:43] <Kaguya> how much are the bionic limbs compared to the muscle enhancements? [02:44] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: 2000 P$ each. [02:44] <Kaguya> ahh that would go a bit over how much i have.. [02:45] <Kaguya> i think i would have something like 7k or so with you buying back the dragon skin [02:45] <Kaguya> unless your willing to let me pay you back later perhaps? [02:45] <Kaguya> i am on a mission, i estimate i could pay you back with the reward next time we meet [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I'm sorry, Kaguya. I do like you, my friend, but I have a business to run. So few people make the decision of being enhanced. [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I really cannot make gifts. [02:48] <Kaguya> well i suppose I'll just buy what I can afford now then.. [02:49] <Kaguya> umm [02:49] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Don't worry. You shall come back later, I am sure. [02:49] <Kaguya> I want the BUBE and the bionic arms [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Will you buy one or two? [02:51] <Kaguya> one for now [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Fair enough. Which arm, left or right? [02:54] <Kaguya> left [02:54] <Kaguya> and please do use the sillicone ^^; [02:54] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Let me make the shopping list. [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> ~Purchase list~ [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> De-implanting BCI Microchip - 200 P$ [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> De-implanting Dragon skin - 200 P$ [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> Buying back BCI Microchip - -750 P$ [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> Buying back Dragon Skin - -1250 P$ [02:56] <~SU_Tempest> Biomechanical Upper Body Enhancement - 4000 P$ [02:56] <~SU_Tempest> Bionic arm x2 - 4000 P$ [02:56] <~SU_Tempest> Implanting BCI Reflex computer - 0 P$ [02:56] <~SU_Tempest> Total cost: 6400 P$ [02:58] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Is this okay? [02:59] <Kaguya> yeah this is fine [03:00] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Well then. You seem to have 6383 P$ only here in cash... [03:01] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Ah, screw it. I will gift this 17 P$ of difference. I care for my business but not for THIS much. [03:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Lance takes all of your money and begins the operation...* [03:01] <Kaguya> ^^; thanks [03:02] <~SU_Tempest> =Removing BCI B/E enhancement...= [03:02] <~SU_Tempest> =Removing Dragon Skin...= [03:02] <~SU_Tempest> =Implanting BUBE...= [03:04] <~SU_Tempest> =BUBE implanted! The following effects are gained= [03:04] <~SU_Tempest> Max Pain threshold of 125% [03:04] <~SU_Tempest> Pain regeneration every turn increases to 3% [03:04] <~SU_Tempest> Pain sensitivity -10% (now 90%) [03:05] <~SU_Tempest> =Implanting Bionic arms...= [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> =Bionic arms implanted! The following effects are gained= [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> Strength +20% [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> Strength +20% [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> Unbreakable left arm bone [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> Unbreakable right arm bone [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> =Implanting BCI B/E/S...= [03:09] <~SU_Tempest> =BCI B/E/S implanted! The following effects are gained= [03:09] <~SU_Tempest> Strength +20% [03:09] <~SU_Tempest> FT -1 [03:09] <~SU_Tempest> (Increased alertness - already active thanks to Muramasa) [03:09] <~SU_Tempest> *end of operation!* [03:09] * Kaguya stretches [03:09] <~SU_Tempest> *You wake up on the operating table, finally finished. Your vision feels even clearer, and you feel filled with strength.* [03:10] <Kaguya> .. wow [03:10] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: So. How are you feeling, my friend? [03:10] <Kaguya> as usual your bionics are amazing.. [03:11] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: EXCELLENT. PERFECT! AWESOME. I am so satisfied it works very well. [03:12] <Kaguya> anyway i should hurry up [03:12] <Kaguya> before the client gets angry [03:12] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [03:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 1411 - Roomstyle: 279 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [03:12] <Kaguya> thanks again Lance.. [03:12] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: You're so welcome. [03:12] * Kaguya passes through the door [03:13] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 270 [03:13] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [03:13] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 26 > < Total Score: 26 > [04:55] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. A Maze Soldier with an assault rifle is guarding the only door here.* [04:56] * Kaguya raises her Barrett scoping the face of the soldier "Hi" and then fires [04:56] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [04:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 4 > < Total Score: 9 > [04:56] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier's face and subsequently, his head, turn to mush.* [04:56] <~Hebizuka> End of fight! (1 turn) [04:56] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [04:56] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 65 > < Total Score: 65 > [04:57] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [04:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 954 - Roomstyle: 77 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [04:57] * Kaguya goes through [04:58] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [04:58] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 38 > < Total Score: 38 > [04:59] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. For some reason, there is a crate with weapons inside in the corner, as well as a box of ammo.* [04:59] * Kaguya blinks [04:59] * Kaguya checks the crate [05:00] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons= [05:00] <~Hebizuka> Class 2: Colt Mk18 mod0 assault rifle (5.56 NATO - 30 rounds mag - STANAG) [30/30] [05:00] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Long: Roman pilum [05:00] <~Hebizuka> Class 2: H&K MP5A3 submachine gun (9x19mm - 30 rounds mag) [30/30] [05:00] <~Hebizuka> Class 2: H&K MP5K submachine gun (9x19mm - 30 rounds mag) [30/30] [05:01] * Kaguya goes over to the ammo box [05:02] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: .45 Colt x90 [05:04] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [05:04] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 19 - Roomstyle: 211 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [05:04] * Kaguya goes through [05:06] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [05:06] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 10 > < Total Score: 10 > [05:06] <~Hebizuka> *Your right arm bleeds...* [05:07] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You see an item on the floor.* [05:07] * Kaguya checks the item [05:07] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Long: German keyboard [05:07] * Kaguya kick [05:08] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [05:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 726 - Roomstyle: 275 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [05:08] * Kaguya goes through [05:08] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [05:08] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 71 > < Total Score: 71 > [05:09] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room, guarded by another Soldier with an assault rifle.* [05:11] * Kaguya raises the barret and for some reason she feels angry so she scopes his crotch instead os his face and fires [05:11] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [05:11] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 1 > < Total Score: 3 > [05:11] <~Hebizuka> *The bullet goes right between his legs, hitting the door behind.* [05:11] <~Hebizuka> *Seconds afterwards, you watch as the Soldier's legs shake, and a big, dark stain grows on the crotch.* [05:11] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: ...OH SH-SHIT... YOU MADE ME SHIT MYSELF... [05:12] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: WHAT WAS THAT FOR???! [05:12] <Kaguya> keeping you on guard soldier [05:12] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Wh-wh-wh... [05:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Temerity [05:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 62 > < Total Score: 62 > [05:13] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier regains some self-confidence and tries blasting you away.* [05:13] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: FUCKING WHORE! [05:13] <~SU_Tempest> *He fires three shots.* [05:13] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [05:13] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right arm [05:13] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:13] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 5 > < Total Score: 9 > [05:13] <~Hebizuka> +65% Pain [05:14] <~Hebizuka> -3 blood units [05:14] <~Hebizuka> total Pain: 65% [05:14] <Kaguya> .. [05:16] <~Hebizuka> *You're suffering from a drop of blood pressure. You feel weaker and less accurate.* [05:16] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Fucking... [05:16] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1* [05:16] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [05:16] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 27 > < Total Score: 27 > [05:17] * Kaguya raises up her rifle stumbling a bit and just aims for his chest and unleads 5 shots intohim [05:17] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [05:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 4 > < Total Score: 5 > [05:17] <~Hebizuka> *Unfortunately, the loss of blood pressure made your FT increase ; by not looking in your scope, you weren't accurate enough and all of your shots missed.* [05:18] <~SU_Tempest> *This, on the other hand, scared even more the Soldier who stop, froze, and contemplated what just narrowly missed him.* [05:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Temerity [05:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 46 > < Total Score: 46 > [05:19] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier is riddled with anxiety...* [05:19] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Just... ..stop shooting PLEASE, what did I ever DO to you...? [05:19] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: L-look I'm sorry for the shots in your arm, I uh... What's your CO? I'll get that fixed up, I just... oh gods... [05:19] <Kaguya> listen.. [05:20] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: OH GOD I'M PEEING EVEN MORE [05:20] <~SU_Tempest> *The stain goes bigger and leaks.* [05:20] <Kaguya> and if you dont ill shoot more at you [05:20] <Kaguya> i dont have a co, if you just.. leave.. i wont care... [05:20] <Kaguya> what i want is behind you [05:20] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Just who the FUCK are you?... [05:21] <Kaguya> contestant [05:21] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: oh jeebus you want to free the succubus right? [05:21] <Kaguya> imyes, thats all [05:21] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: fucking NO I won't let that happen [05:21] <Kaguya> yes, thats all [05:21] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Just NO... No... no... [05:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Despite the menacing tone, the Soldier can't bring himself to shoot and wastes a turn.* [05:21] <~SU_Tempest> *End of Turn 2.* [05:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [05:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 7 > < Total Score: 7 > [05:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Meanwhile your right arm bleeds more.* [05:21] <Kaguya> ugh.. [05:22] * Kaguya raises her rifle and empties the rest of it into his chest [05:22] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [05:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 1 > < Total Score: 6 > [05:22] <Kaguya> just.. die then [05:22] <~SU_Tempest> *You lodge 4 .50 BMG bullets in his chest, without mercy.* [05:23] <~SU_Tempest> *He crumbles on the door, leaving a huge, red, bloody trail on it as well as on the floor.* [05:23] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [05:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 488 - Roomstyle: 16 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [05:23] * Kaguya stumbles through the door [05:23] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [05:23] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 90 > < Total Score: 90 > [05:24] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a storage area, where a succubus is sitting, chained up. Her binds are restricting arm and leg movement.* [05:26] <Kaguya> your Prava right? [05:26] <~SU_Tempest> Prava: How do you know my name? [05:29] <Kaguya> Callidus sent me [05:30] <~SU_Tempest> Prava: Huh. That sounds awfully specific. Well... I guess I can't beat that argument. [05:30] <~SU_Tempest> Prava: If you would please shoot my binds? I need to get up. [05:32] * Kaguya pulls her usp and sends a bullet into each chain [05:32] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [05:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 3 > < Total Score: 5 > [05:32] <~SU_Tempest> *2 2d6 rolls please.* [05:32] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [05:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 2 > < Total Score: 4 > [05:33] <~SU_Tempest> *You break the chains binding her arms, but you fail to hit the leg ones.* [05:33] <~SU_Tempest> Prava: That will do, thank you. [05:33] <~SU_Tempest> *The succubus charges up some energy, a black ball of energy appearing out of her right hand... she direct it at her leg chains.* [05:33] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:33] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 5 > < Total Score: 7 > [05:33] <~SU_Tempest> *Prava stands up.* [05:34] <~SU_Tempest> Prava: Get me out of this area, now. [05:34] <Kaguya> alright [05:34] * Kaguya stumbles a bit a bit towards the door expecting something from the speekers [05:35] <~SU_Tempest> Prava: Are you okay? You look like a beatup drunk. [05:35] <Kaguya> ive lost alot of blood [05:35] <~SU_Tempest> Prava: Right... Well let's get out before you bleed out. [05:35] <Kaguya> haha yeah [05:36] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [05:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 868 - Roomstyle: 233 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [05:36] * Kaguya goes through the door [05:36] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [05:36] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 41 > < Total Score: 41 > [05:36] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is food on the floor.* [05:37] * Kaguya checks the food [05:38] <~Hebizuka> Food: Carrot [05:38] * Kaguya stores it [05:39] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [05:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 1554 - Roomstyle: 124 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [05:39] <~Hebizuka> 57.19/80 [05:39] * Kaguya goes through the door [05:39] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [05:39] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 50 > < Total Score: 50 > [05:40] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a mess hall. There is a shiny on one of the tables.* [05:41] * Kaguya checks the shiny [05:41] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: A gray gem. [05:41] * Kaguya takes it [05:42] <~Hebizuka> 58.19/80 [05:42] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [05:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 723 - Roomstyle: 76 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [05:42] * Kaguya pass through [05:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [05:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 80 > < Total Score: 80 > [05:43] <~Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. There is a package on the floor.* [05:43] * Kaguya now checks the package [05:44] <~Hebizuka> Accessory: Scope, AK-47. [05:44] <Kaguya> .. [05:44] <Kaguya> useless [05:44] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [05:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 1058 - Roomstyle: 255 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [05:44] * Kaguya goes through the door [05:45] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [05:45] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 70 > < Total Score: 70 > [05:46] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a messy bedroom. You find a box of ammo.* [05:46] * Kaguya checks the ammo [05:46] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 12 gauge flechette x10 [05:47] * Kaguya shrugs and takes it [05:48] <~Hebizuka> 58.29/80 [05:48] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [05:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 814 - Roomstyle: 284 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [05:48] * Kaguya enters the door [05:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [05:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 79 > < Total Score: 79 > [05:50] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a weapon on the floor.* [05:51] * Kaguya checks the weapon now [05:51] <~Hebizuka> Class 3: Para Ordnance P-14.45 pistol (.45 ACP - 14 rounds magazine) [14/14] [05:53] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [05:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 1363 - Roomstyle: 18 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [05:53] * Kaguya goes through [05:53] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [05:53] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 100 > < Rolls: 69 > < Total Score: 69 > [05:53] <~Hebizuka> *You finally reach the room Callidus is in.* [05:54] * Kaguya stumbles through and falls to the ground [05:54] <~SU_Tempest> Prava: Calli! [05:54] <Kaguya> im back.. [05:55] <~SU_Tempest> Callidus: Ah, Prava... I'm so glad you're here. Are you well? Did you get hurt? [05:55] <Kaguya> ow.. [05:55] <~SU_Tempest> Prava: Thankfully no. She helped me tread through. [05:55] <~SU_Tempest> Callidus: ... Could you please stand up or is something wrong? [05:55] <Kaguya> i lost alot of blood [05:55] * Kaguya rises to her feet slowly [05:57] <~SU_Tempest> Callidus: I do have to give you your reward, though. If you would please open up this crate? [05:57] * Kaguya opens the crate up [05:59] <~Hebizuka> =Crate= [05:59] <~Hebizuka> Money: 2000 P$ [05:59] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Sapphire (Blue gem) [05:59] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: .50 BMG x10 [06:01] * Kaguya takes all of it [06:01] * Kaguya then reloads barrett [06:01] <~Hebizuka> Barrett M82A1: +10 rounds [9+1/10] [06:02] <~Hebizuka> 59.29/80 [06:02] <~Hebizuka> Mission complete! [06:02] <Kaguya> well thanks.. i wish you both the best.. [06:03] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [06:04] <~Hebizuka> 261 rooms, 63 kills, 4 SEs, 7 missions, 0 Amulets, 2000 P$, 0 Runs [06:04] <~Hebizuka> Progress: [06:04] <~Hebizuka> +30 rooms, +6 kills, +1 mission, +350 P$ [06:05] <~Hebizuka> Total score: 457 points (+55) [06:05] <~Hebizuka> Position: 10th (unchanged) [06:05] <~Hebizuka> Time taken for this session: 5:20'10"474