Log:Session 131 (Meta, no ontology)

From Mazeworld

[16:10] <&Hebizuka> *Let's begin!* [16:10] <&Hebizuka> Question 1: Which one of those styles do you like the most? [16:10] <&Hebizuka> A) The action hero [16:10] <&Hebizuka> B) The laidback sniper [16:10] <&Hebizuka> C) The rogue cop [16:10] <&Hebizuka> D) The mercenary [16:10] <&Hebizuka> E) The survivalist [16:10] <&Hebizuka> F) The magnificent bastard [16:10] <&Hebizuka> G) The iron fist authority figure [16:10] <&Hebizuka> H) The free-spirited avenger [16:10] <&Hebizuka> I) The psycho [16:11] <Reina> Apropos to nothing, but I have literally never met an avenger who wasn't stuck up their own ass. A. [16:12] <Reina> Nothing a good roll in the hay couldn't fix but free-spirited's not the word I'd ever use. [16:13] <&Hebizuka> *Select a package; A (Pistol with 2 magazines) or B (Revolver with 4 speedloaders).* [16:14] <Reina> Mmmm. Pistol, I suppose. More bang for your buck. [16:15] <Reina> Both of these choices are terrible by the way! [16:16] <Reina> Action heroes using /peashooters./ Pshaw. [16:18] <&Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [16:18] <&Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [16:18] <&Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [16:18] <&Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [16:18] <&Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [16:18] <&Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [16:18] <&Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [16:21] <Reina> Hot springs bath! Mixed bathing, semen facials to exfoliate the skin, all that good stuff. [16:23] <&Hebizuka> Question 3: The fate of a popular teen idol derided by critics for terrible singing, is in your hands. You... [16:23] <&Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [16:23] <&Hebizuka> B) Hang him [16:23] <&Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [16:23] <&Hebizuka> D) Subject him to waterboarding [16:23] <&Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [16:24] <Reina> Wow, they haven't changed the questions at all. I'll do it like mom, I guess - E. [16:26] <&Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… [16:26] <&Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [16:26] <&Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look as rich and secure as you always wished to be [16:26] <&Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [16:26] <&Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [16:26] <&Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [16:26] <&Hebizuka> F) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [16:26] <Reina> A. I get /all/ the exercise I need already. [16:28] <&Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be... [16:28] <&Hebizuka> A) Classic and/or driving rock, or something equivalent you'd listen on the go, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [16:28] <&Hebizuka> B) Upbeat, adrenaline-pumping electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [16:28] <&Hebizuka> C) Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because every road is like your own personal race track [16:28] <&Hebizuka> D) Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because only true street rats - such as you - know how to keep it real [16:28] <&Hebizuka> E) Classical music, particularly dramatic pieces (Overture 1818, the Soviet national anthem), because these are the only true sounds for you [16:28] <&Hebizuka> F) Marijuana reggae and other kinds of feel-good music, because you don't have to put up with road rage [16:28] <&Hebizuka> G) Chicago house music or some other form of underground club music, because you cultivate an underground attitude [16:28] <&Hebizuka> H) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [16:31] <Reina> Mmmmm... none of these appeal to me. H, I suppose. [16:31] <Reina> I definitely use my hips when I'm making music. [16:31] <&Hebizuka> Question 6: When you are faced with a problem or an issue in your day-to-day life, what words describe best the way you deal with it? [16:31] <&Hebizuka> A) Honorably, driven by a code of conduct [16:31] <&Hebizuka> B) Like a boss, awesomely, with style [16:31] <&Hebizuka> C) Righteously, with gallantry [16:31] <&Hebizuka> D) Soldierly, patriotically [16:31] <&Hebizuka> E) Dutifully, selflessly, as a second-nature [16:31] <&Hebizuka> F) Affectionately, compassionately [16:35] <Reina> I've never been a good warrior for the gods. And what I /do/ do for them isn't particularly selfless... [16:35] <Reina> F. What else can you call love? [16:37] <&Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [16:37] <&Hebizuka> A) Your loved one [16:37] <&Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [16:37] <&Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [16:37] <&Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [16:37] <&Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [16:37] <&Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [16:38] <Reina> B. Why is this even a question? [16:38] <Reina> Actually no, I take that back. [16:38] <&Hebizuka> Do you? [16:38] <Reina> A. Fuck it, let's go stupid and repopulate the island. [16:38] <Reina> Yup. A it is. [16:38] <&Hebizuka> Confirm A? [16:38] <&Hebizuka> Okay. [16:39] <Reina> The question's still dumb, though! [16:39] <&Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [16:39] <&Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [16:39] <&Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [16:39] <&Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [16:39] <&Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [16:39] <&Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [16:39] <&Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [16:43] <Reina> F. More money less problems! [16:46] <&Hebizuka> Question 9: Which of those vehicles reflect best your tastes? [16:46] <&Hebizuka> A) The expensive, high-performance sports car [16:46] <&Hebizuka> B) The ultra comfortable luxury sedan [16:46] <&Hebizuka> C) The family-oriented minivan with 7 seats [16:46] <&Hebizuka> D) The ultra-powerful, ultra-manuverable sports bike [16:46] <&Hebizuka> E) The riced-up import car with a paintjob customized according to your tastes [16:46] <&Hebizuka> F) The ambulance (or another form of rescue vehicle) [16:46] <&Hebizuka> G) The limousine with personal chauffeur [16:49] <Reina> C. It's the roomiest, and I gotta carry on the family name /somehow./ [16:51] <&Hebizuka> Question 10: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find... [16:51] <&Hebizuka> A) An unexpected but actually very useful and practical item which you end up using every day [16:51] <&Hebizuka> B) Something that happens to be an item you've always wanted - and you suspect the senders knew exactly what you wanted [16:51] <&Hebizuka> C) A basket full of food and comfortable clothes of your size [16:51] <&Hebizuka> D) Appropriate clothes for a cosplay or a disguise of your favorite fictional character [16:51] <&Hebizuka> E) A wad of cash (or equivalent currency) [16:51] <&Hebizuka> F) The war relics of that ancestor in your family who fought during a war generations ago [16:53] <Reina> I /already/ have F, so - D, I suppose. That's the most helpful thing for my job. [16:53] <Reina> The /requests/ I get, you wouldn't believe. [16:54] <&Hebizuka> Question 11: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to... [16:54] <&Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [16:54] <&Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [16:54] <&Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [16:54] <&Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [16:54] <&Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [16:54] <&Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [16:56] <Reina> A. What's life without fun? [16:56] <&Hebizuka> Question 12: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [16:56] <&Hebizuka> A) Normal missions - Be part of an intricate archaeological plot full of uncanny surprises, in order to uncover a huge treasure. [16:56] <&Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions - Participate in the human-youkai conflict as an ally of youkai activists and defeat their life-long enemies: the military. [16:56] <&Hebizuka> C) Proxy missions - Join a military squad and climb the ranks. Objective: Defeat a powerful youkai activist group at all costs... and against all odds. [16:56] <&Hebizuka> D) Contracts - Recommended for players seeking a freer, less-linear progression. Become a contractor and complete various unrelated jobs as they're offered to you, for fame and money. [16:58] <Reina> D. [17:01] <&Hebizuka> All right. I am sending an engineer to bring you your startgame equipment, he should come shortly. [17:02] <&Hebizuka> *Not long afterwards, an engineer enters the room, pushing a cart full of crates inside the room.* [17:03] * Reina takes a good look at the engineer as they come in. Handsome, hopefully? [17:04] <&Hebizuka> *The engineer is an aged, brown male. He is small, obese, with short auburn hair, with a pair of blue-green eyes behind glasses.* [17:05] <&Hebizuka> *He looks completely oblivious - or uncaring - of the fact that you are naked.* [17:05] <~Tempest> [Engie] I have a delivery for a certain Reina ... *He reads a name on an envelope.* Reina Miyako-Knight, I think I got that right. [17:10] * Reina grins and slowly saunters up towards the engineer, making sure to put just the right amount of sway into her hips as she moves. Her brown, fluffy tail is half-curled around her waist, just barely failing to keep her hardening shaft from view. "That'd be me, sir. Don't suppose I can repay you somehow~? You look like you could use some stress relief." [17:12] <~Tempest> [Engie] Sigh. I hate this job. Here's a letter... (http://pastebin.com/iwpPJCAm), the packages in the cart are all yours, and I'll be on my way out. [17:14] <Reina> Awww. No time for a roll in the hay? I don't mind being the one bent over, you know. Why not enjoy a little perk for your terrible job? [17:15] <~Tempest> [Engie] *Please* take your delivery. [17:16] <Reina> After a handsome guy like you comes into my life? I want to milk this moment for all its worth. Come on, I promise you'll like it. My lips aren't /just/ good for fasttalk. [17:17] <~Tempest> *The engineer takes his leave anyway.* [17:17] <~Tempest> *You do hear something move into the crate cart. It might be a good idea to investigate what's in there.* [17:17] <Reina> Pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! [17:18] * Reina leaves her tail hugged between her legs as she /finally/ gets to work with all this Mazeworld nonsense. Just like Mom told her - hoard everything, make friends, and get out as soon as she can. [17:19] <Reina> And... what was his name... Mueller? Jackie Mueller? Or Mullen. One of the two - if he's retired I won't bug him, but I might as well give Moms' regards. Now - crates and carts! What do we have here? [17:19] <&Hebizuka> *Crates: LBE, Weapons & Ammo, Food, Clothing & Armor, Meds, Other, and surprisingly enough, a transport dog kennel.* [17:19] <Reina> Oh /fuck me/ I have a pet. [17:19] <Reina> That's not good at all. [17:20] <Reina> That's - shiiiiit. Ugh, whatever - clothing and armor first. [17:20] <&Hebizuka> <Clothing & Armor> [17:20] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - T-Shirt (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Worn] [17:20] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Jeans (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Worn] [17:20] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Regular shoes - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Worn] [17:20] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Armored dress (Upper body) - AC: A1 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Good] [17:20] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Dyneema helmet - AC: A3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Ballistic protective - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Damaged] [17:21] <Reina> Oh, that's no good. The helmet... well, at least my ears won't be too smushed. [17:21] * Reina takes the time to put every last bit on. The tail's a bit hard to deal with, but she'll manage. Somehow. [17:21] <&Hebizuka> *Top: Wear T-Shirt or Armored Dress?* [17:24] <Reina> The dress. I can use the T-shirt to sop up stains, or something. No knife yet, but - well, we'll see. [17:24] <Reina> Let's take care of all the backpacks and crap. Oh lords above I better get a backpack. [17:26] <&Hebizuka> <LBE> [17:26] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Field pack: Capacity 40 units [17:26] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Utility belt) Default belt: Capacity 0 units + Key items (Can carry key items) [17:28] <Reina> Backpack it is! Alright, stuff the T-shirt in there, and - weapons, next. [17:28] <Reina> Come on, shotgun. Shotgun, shotgun, /shotgun./ [17:28] <&Hebizuka> <Weapons & Ammo> [17:28] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Beretta M9 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Beretta 92 series 15-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [14+1/15 Surp] - Cond: Good / Clns: Fouled [17:28] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Beretta 92 15-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.15 (0.65) - [15/15 Surp] [17:28] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Beretta 92 15-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.15 (0.65) - [15/15 Surp] [17:28] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Kunai - Slash (Sharp), Stab (Piercing), Throw (Piercing, becomes Ranged. Weapon will land on the target's side). Butchering. Weight: 2 [17:29] <&Hebizuka> *You have received Basic skill in Pistol, Sharp, and Piercing.* [17:29] <Reina> What hoooorseshit. [17:29] <Reina> Oh good, the gun's all filthy too. [17:29] <Reina> And they're giving me surplus rounds. Welp. Sorry Moms, I'm not gonna make it. [17:30] * Reina accepts and equips the Beretta and the kunai with a terribly heavy heart, and tosses the magazines into her backpack. [17:30] <Reina> Alright, let's - let's just look through the meds. Maybe I can get high before I die. [17:32] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 4.3/40 [17:32] <&Hebizuka> <Meds> [17:32] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Individual Bandage (IB) - Cures 1 wound. - Weight: 0.1 [17:32] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Individual Bandage (IB) - Cures 1 wound. - Weight: 0.1 [17:33] <Reina> There is no way an attack dog makes up for this /appalling/ lack of resources. I swear if I make it back I'm telling everyone to just answer that questionnaire the way Mom did. [17:33] * Reina tosses the bandages into the backpack as well. What's in the Other box? [17:34] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 4.5/40 [17:34] <Reina> Also - are these boxes metallic or wooden? I could use a makeshift spear... [17:34] <&Hebizuka> *All the crates are wood and cardboard.* [17:34] <&Hebizuka> <Other> [17:34] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Blue gem - Sapphire - Value 150-650 P$ (1d501 +149) - Weight: 0.1 [17:34] <Reina> My sight's not what it used to be after the thirdieth load to the eye - and oh, goody. A goody. [17:36] * Reina slips the sapphire into her backpack along with the rest of the crap - and then begins using the kunai to stab and pry off some wood from the crates. [17:36] <&Hebizuka> *There's still one crate and the kennel.* [17:37] <Reina> I'll get to those in good time. First, something /better/ then this dinky knife. [17:40] <&Hebizuka> *You use the kunai to break the 5 supply crates you've opened so far... * [17:40] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Plank - Strike (Blunt). Weight: 5 - [Quantity: 7] [17:42] <&Hebizuka> *You feel your kunai can still do more with those planks...* [17:44] <Reina> Alrighty. Was never good at fletching, but let's give it a shot. Round out the edges of a plank to make it easier to hold, sharpen the edges... oh man, I'm gonna need a whetstone for the knife when I'm done with it. [17:46] <&Hebizuka> *You can break the planks into sticks with the knife. Do so?* [17:47] <Reina> *Yes.* [17:47] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Wooden stick - Strike (Blunt). Weight: 2 - [Quantity: 14] [17:48] <&Hebizuka> *The process took 7 turns.* [17:49] <&Hebizuka> *You feel you can still work on those sticks...* [17:49] <Reina> And sharpen them some more, just like Mom taught. Mmm - maybe sharpen just the two, though. [17:49] <Reina> If I'm gonna have a puppy, I'll need to play fetch. [17:49] <&Hebizuka> *Use the kunai on 2 of the sticks only?* [17:49] <Reina> *Yes* [17:50] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Short stake - Stab (Piercing). Weight: 2 - [Quantity: 2] [17:51] <&Hebizuka> *The process took 2 turns.* [17:53] * Reina then promptly equips one of the stakes as well, before throwing the spare stake - alongside everything else - into the backpack. [17:54] <Reina> Now, food. Let's see what we got. [17:54] <&Hebizuka> *Short stake equipped in Class TW.* [17:55] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 6.6/40 [17:55] <&Hebizuka> <Food> [17:55] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Snacks - Can of candied fruit. 256kcal [17:55] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Snacks - Fortune cookie. 30kcal - Contains a piece of paper with a @rumor written on it. [17:55] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Pizza [2/8 slices]. 201kcal per slice [17:57] <Reina> Literally the worst. At least I could go /hunting/ if I washed up on a deserted island. [17:57] * Reina tosses these things as well into her backpack, before bracing herself for the moment of truth. [17:57] <Reina> Alrighty - attack dog. [17:58] <Reina> At least be a male, because the amount of steam I need to blow off after this is nuts. [17:58] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 9.6/40 [17:59] <&Hebizuka> *You open the kennel. Out comes a German shepherd dog. The dog pounces you and licks your face like you're the happiest thing that happened in its life.* [17:59] <&Hebizuka> *The GSD is now your ally.* [17:59] <Reina> Whoa - hey, hey, go easy on the licking, I don't like /slobber!/ [18:00] <&Hebizuka> *You realize the dog didn't come with a name or any sort of identification.* [18:00] * Reina still roughhouses with the puppy in the process, playing along with all the optimism for what its worth. [18:01] <Reina> Oh, you poor thing. You're gonna die so bad and I'm the only one who'll mourn. Let's see what to name you... [18:01] * Reina bends down low to check - boy or girl? [18:01] <&Hebizuka> *The GSD is female.* [18:03] <Reina> Fucking cockblocked at every turn. Alrighty - Dogmeat it is! [18:03] <&Hebizuka> *Do you wish to name your companion?* [18:03] <Reina> If you make something of yourself I'll give you a better name. Or at least a grave. [18:03] <Reina> *Yes. Name her Dogmeat.* [18:03] <&Hebizuka> *Your GSD ally's name is now Dogmeat.* [18:04] <&Hebizuka> *All that's missing in this scene is leather armor and a sawed-off double barrel shotgun.* [18:04] <Reina> *We'll get there.* [18:04] <&Hebizuka> *You have acquired all of your starting equipment, and you are now ready to leave! Welcome to the Mazes, Reina. Hit !mrooms3 to begin. [18:07] <Reina> !mrooms3 [18:07] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 1457 - Front door: 2805 - Right door: 967 - Roomstyle: 276 [18:07] <Reina> Front door, 'cause none of it matters. [18:08] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There appears to be some ammo on the floor.* [18:09] <Reina> Let's - wait, wait. [18:09] <Reina> Constant vigilance until you can get to Lance, Reina. [18:10] <Reina> Are there any traps that I can see? [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *No. And there won't be any. Traps have been removed from the game.* [18:12] <Reina> Oh, goody. Thanks, Hebi. [18:12] * Reina picks up the ammo, then. [18:12] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Crossbow bolt, normal, 9 bolts - Weight: 0.9 [18:13] <Reina> Whoooo, bolts. [18:13] * Reina shoves them in the pack and moves on. [18:13] <Reina> !mrooms3 [18:13] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 661 - Front door: 4550 - Right door: 3918 - Roomstyle: 65 [18:13] <Reina> Frotn door. [18:14] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 10.5/40 [18:18] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A pair of succubi are wandering about in this room...* [18:20] <Reina> Well /hello./ [18:20] <Reina> @cover [18:20] <MazeBot> A fridge. (Health: 78, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: A3. Pass-through threshold: 10+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [18:20] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat growls.* [18:20] <&Hebizuka> *Roll to take cover.* [18:21] <Reina> Down, puppy. They're too gorgeous to mess with like that. Ah - but you'd probably like men, wouldn't you? [18:21] * Reina isn't taking cover. Instead, she saunters right up to the succubi, leaning on the fridge and tugging the neckline of her armored dress a little lower down. [18:21] <Reina> Hey there, ladies. Are you two busy? [18:22] <~Tempest> *The demons turn around, and seem surprised.* [18:22] <~Tempest> [Sucb1] Huh. A human. [18:22] <~Tempest> [Sucb2] I thought this sector was empty? You said that, remember! [18:22] <~Tempest> [Sucb1] Oh shut up, okay? I couldn't guess some random girl with her pet were going to be walking in here. [18:23] <Reina> It's empty enough. I've just been walking Dogmeat here since we have some time to kill. [18:23] <~Tempest> [Sucb2] Oh and uh.. No, we're not busy. We're on break, so if it's for servicing, you're out of luck. [18:23] <~Tempest> [Sucb1] *Mutter* You crazy girl? You'd refuse an opportunity to make extra? [18:24] <~Tempest> [Sucb2] *Mutter* Unlike you, who would absolutely suck cocks for free, I am attached to my designated minimum allocated break time, and to my right to rest and, yknow, NOT think about cocks all the time? [18:24] * Reina just grins wider, peeks in the fridge for any goodies, and takes a good long gander at her two new friends. [18:24] <&Hebizuka> *The fridge is empty.* [18:24] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat growls and barks.* [18:25] <Reina> Well, if it's break time you want, I have some food we can share. Not a lot, but - oh, Dogmeat, /hush./ They're nice girls you silly bitch. [18:25] <&Hebizuka> *Your ally whines and settles down.* [18:25] <~Tempest> [Sucb1] Food? Pfft. That's for *humans*. We don't need to eat. [18:26] <~Tempest> [Sucb2] Yeah, you didn't always say that. Something something meat and gravy. [18:26] <~Tempest> [Sucb1] Shhhh! Don't mention THAT! I'm still embarrassed about THAT! [18:26] * Reina sits down to pet Dogmeat's silky fur, both to help calm her down and to give her an excuse to think. "Well, yeah, but cum's always better on foodstuff." [18:27] * Reina just rubs her tail against her shaft, coaxing it to get nice and thick. "I have some meat and gravy here for you, miss succubus. Why not partake?" [18:27] <~Tempest> [Sucb2] YOU? Lupa, the cock-obsessed, you're embarrassed about something? That's a FIRST. [18:27] <~Tempest> [Sucb1] Hey, I take my job seriously, okay? [18:27] <~Tempest> [Sucb1] SEE? When even the first random human we meet of the entire day agrees with ME, you KNOW I'm right! [18:28] <~Tempest> [Sucb2] Ugh. What-ever. [18:28] <Reina> Well, not /random./ I'm a whore too. [18:28] <Reina> Girls like us gotta stick together, religious leanings or no. [18:29] <~Tempest> [Sucb2] Oh for Asmodeus' fucking sake. [18:29] <~Tempest> [Sucb1] You got that right, colleague. I am RIGHT and you are WRONG. [18:29] <Reina> Who /wouldn't/ fuck Asmodeus? Honest to Gods. [18:30] <~Tempest> *The first demon, whom you've heard the name is Lupa, laughs at that sentence.* [18:30] <~Tempest> *The other one rolls her eyes.* [18:30] <~Tempest> [Sucb2] You know what, I'm going back to the pit. [18:30] <Reina> So, you're - Lupa, right? Nice to meet you and your equally cock-hardening buddy. I'm Reina. And - aww, you're leaving? [18:30] <Reina> But threesomes are the best! [18:31] <~Tempest> [Lupa] That's right, go take your demonic-syndical-minimum-break-time out of my face. I'll breathe easier. [18:31] <&Hebizuka> *The other succubus leaves the room.* [18:31] <Reina> Girl doesn't know how to mix business and pleasure. [18:31] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Ugh, I know, right? She's like, all boring about it. We're -made- for this, might as well enjoy it! But no, she's all about, "it's just a job, it doesn't define me". And I'm like, "Girl, we are SEX DEMONS, we are literally MADE for this shit!" [18:32] <~Tempest> [Lupa] It's like she doesn't get that. [18:33] <~Tempest> [Lupa] But yeah, pleased to meet you! It's nice to see a human who's not all, "Eww, better dead than fuck red", or spewing some sort of Angelic nonsense. [18:33] <Reina> Man, I wish /I/ was made for my job. It'd make things sooooo much easier. But no, I gotta take breaks for /dehydration/ and /sleep/ and /bowel movements./ [18:33] * Reina takes another gander at Lupa! What's she look like? The nitty gritty, please~ [18:33] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Aww, you'd make a fine 'cubus, I'm sure of it. Maybe if I talk to my bosses they'll cut a deal for your soul. But that'd require you dying and I'm pretty sure we don't want that, so we'll settle for sympathy. [18:34] <Reina> Hey, it's not the first time I died. There was a time I /didn't/ have mandated-watering breaks. [18:35] <Reina> As for sympathy - is that enough pity to give my stiffness here a little loving suckle? [18:35] <Reina> I'll repay the favor, of course. [18:35] <&Hebizuka> *Lupa is, like the many members of her species, tall, busty, with red skin, a pair of bright red eyes, two nubby horns on the cranium, long raven hair, and the frame of a porn star, all of it adorned with minimal, skimpy leather clothing. You notice she has an arrow-shaped tail, which continues along her spine.* [18:36] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Ooh, you're one of those x-fem types! Always more fun. Sigh, I kind of wish Nidia would take her job more seriously. She'll always be a low-class 'cubus. Even imps aren't as lazy as she is. [18:37] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Well, I could always service you, sure! You're familiar with how it works, right? [18:38] <~Tempest> [Lupa] I mean, not the sex part. I assume you're familiar with that. I'm talking about what happens next. [18:38] <Reina> Yeah. Someone needs to get the stick out of her ass. And then shove a Penetrator in. [18:38] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Ooh. I got a feeling we could be friends. [18:39] <Reina> And - nope. Usually it's the ladies and gentlemen that come to me, not the other way around. How do the gals in Hell do it? [18:39] <Reina> And could be? I'd like to think we already are, Lupa. [18:39] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Well, since you're a woman of the job, I'm sure you know that in exchange for doing what you gotta do, you are paid, in what I assume is cash or some sort of currency, yeah? [18:40] <Reina> Mhmm. But I can't imagine you guys needing money. What do I do? Sliver of my soul, ritual sacrifice? [18:40] <Reina> Do more evil deeds? Rape a shrine maiden? [18:40] <~Tempest> [Lupa] We succubi and incubi don't require payment - the act itself is, we draw a small quantity of lifeforce. No no no, nothing like that - that's Angelic propaganda, don't believe the Heaven Ltd. bullshit. [18:41] <Reina> No worries. My own belief's a bit at odds with Heaven anyways. There's no faith if there's no love, you know? [18:41] <~Tempest> [Lupa] All we do is take a small shard of your energy - nothing you'd quantifiably feel or sense, to be channeled directly into our bodies, which then serves to increase the Hell, Inc. stocks. The more clients we get, the better we do, and since generally it's sweet, delicious sex that gets people addicted, they come back.~ [18:42] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat whines.* [18:42] <Reina> Haha. Sounds good. Does that mean I'll get your number? It'd be a bit hard to find you otherwise. [18:42] * Reina sighs. "Sorry. Dogmeat doesn't know how to have fun. I really, /really/ wish she'd been born a guy sometimes. Give me a sec." [18:43] * Reina takes off her backpack and sets it on the ground, pulling out the short stake she had fletched earlier. "Here, Dogmeat. Chew on this, that'll ease the tension a little." [18:43] <~Tempest> [Lupa] I wish I could but I'm really not allowed to stay with humans. Job's got requirements, and they involve returning to our headquarters for the whole briefing/debriefing administrative boring stuff. [18:43] <~Tempest> [Lupa] I can tag along with you for a few, but I'll have to leave eventually. Gotta continue my work, you understand? [18:44] <Reina> Hmmmmm... well, what if I sweeten the deal? [18:45] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Well, I'm all ears. [18:46] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat gnaws on a short stake. This seems to pacify her for now.* [18:47] <Reina> Right, so - I'm not a fan of how Heaven runs things. It's far too chaste and rigid. [18:47] <Reina> I'm also the Contestant. [18:47] <~Tempest> [Lupa] The what? [18:47] <Reina> Oh, is that not a thing anymore? You know, Heaven's prophecy, 4 amulets of the gods, Ascension - none of that ring a bell? [18:48] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Ah, that one prophecy they wrote hundreds of years ago? Huh. I didn't think it was real. [18:48] <~Tempest> [Lupa] So it's not total bull? Wait, does that mean you're an otherworlder? [18:48] <Reina> Yeah. What they were thinking tapping a whore for the job, no idea. [18:49] <Reina> Yup yup. Hence why I give precisely zero shits about this particular Heaven. Not my gods. [18:49] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Shit, ma'am, if the shrine maidens learn that they're going to have a collective stroke! Man, when I'm gonna tell that to my colleagues... [18:49] <Reina> Oh, I'm gonna give them a stroke alright. [18:50] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Hey, tell you what. If you meet other demons, tell 'em about yourself, and tell 'em how much you hate Heaven Ltd. and all their crust-anus employees. And mention my name for good measure, gotta get my rep in shape. They'll love you, I'm sure of it. [18:51] * Reina lets her fingers dance alongside her cock as she talks, almost - but not quite - beginning to masturbate. "I'll keep that in mind, that's for sure. And if there's more red tape, I totally getcha, but since this is a special circumstance - why not ask for special privileges?" [18:51] <Reina> Dogmeat's great, but she can't exactly keep me warm at night the way I'd like, Lupa. How about it? [18:51] <~Tempest> [Lupa] If you really want to impress my bosses though, make yourself known, don't just befriend people like me - you're lucky I like to chat, some colleagues aren't as nice. You should perhaps, er... Cause some damage to Heaven Ltd. assets. Whatever way you like to do it. [18:52] <Reina> Haha. And Hell won't mind if some of your not-so-nice collegaues decide to set me on fire? I need my skin not-burnt for my job, after all. [18:52] <Reina> It might get messy. Not in the fun way, either. [18:52] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Mmh... It's tempting, getting to milk your energy's worth every day, but like I said, I can't do it. Far as I'm concerned, you're sweet, but you're an unknown. You should get out there and make it really clear you support Hell Inc., know what I mean? Sex with us is our job, it's basically expected. Make it exceptional and I'm pretty sure my bosses'll love it, and will make sure to treat you as an ally. [18:53] <~Tempest> [Lupa] And you know, I can see you. *She smirks.* [18:53] * Reina smirks right back. "Just watch yourself. When I /do/ get enough favors to burn I'm pulling whatever strings I need to turn you into my personal cocksucker." [18:54] <Reina> For now, though - why not get a taste of what you have to look forward to? [18:54] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Hey, the day it happens is the day you become a honorary employee.~ [18:54] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Few humans get to have that privilege, I hope you'll be one of the next! [18:55] <~Tempest> [Lupa] And sure! Just let me handle this, so to speak, and... [18:55] <&Hebizuka> *A timeless moment of succubus servicing later...* [18:56] <~Tempest> [Lupa] ...thanks for your patronage! And don't hesitate to break some angel skull, or do really obscene stuff in shrines, they really hate it. Or if it's more your style, kill 'em! [18:57] <Reina> I'll desecrate a shrine with willingly shed virgin shrine maiden blood. Good enough for you? [18:57] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Mmm. Sounds -hot-. Go out there and do some damage, alright? [18:58] <Reina> Alright. Just remember that I want to be there when we rape some sense into Nidia. [18:58] <Reina> And hey - wanna tag along for a little while longer? We might stumble across some Angelic property. [18:59] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Ha! It's not rape if she's willing! She's just a bit stuck-up, but don't worry about her, okay? [18:59] <~Tempest> [Lupa] Oh um, sorry, I actually gotta jet. But don't worry, I'll remember you, okay? Maybe we'll meet each other sometime later! [18:59] <Reina> Awww. Laters, Lupa. Love ya lots! [18:59] <Reina> !mrooms3 [18:59] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 152 - Front door: 1200 - Right door: 2764 - Roomstyle: 125 [18:59] <&Hebizuka> *Lupa left the room.* [19:00] <Reina> Alright, Dogmeat. She's gone. Feeling a bit better? Still want your stake? [19:00] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat drops the stake. She seems not to mind.* [19:00] <Reina> Alright. Stash this in the backpack, and - let's go through the same door Lupa did. [19:01] <&Hebizuka> *Lupa left through the right door.* [19:03] <Reina> Right it is. (And confirmation that the Dogmeat's stake is in the backpack?) [19:05] <&Hebizuka> *Stake is in the pack again.* [19:05] <Reina> Through door 2764! [19:06] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a weapon on the floor...* [19:06] <Reina> Come ooooon shotguns. [19:06] <Reina> Or a gohei. Or a penetrator! [19:07] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Walther PPK/S pistol | .380 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | PPK/S 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 2 - [4+1/7, FMJ] - Cond: Poor / Clns: Dirty [19:07] <Reina> Black dildo! Something appropriate. [19:07] <Reina> Or at least not another GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. [19:07] * Reina shoves the gun into her backpack. [19:07] <Reina> !mrooms3 [19:07] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 4312 - Front door: 521 - Right door: 324 - Roomstyle: 156 [19:07] <Reina> Fuck this world. Front door! [19:08] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 12.5/40 [19:10] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room, again. You spot a magazine on the floor...* [19:10] * Reina looks at it, picks it up, takes it, and moves on. The circle of hoarding. [19:10] <Reina> !mrooms3 [19:10] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 4104 - Front door: 659 - Right door: 6161 - Roomstyle: 87 [19:10] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Beretta 81 12-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.04 (0.54) - [4/12, TPD] - Caliber: .32 ACP [19:11] <Reina> Make sure it doesn't fall out with the rest of the magazines - and front door it is. [19:11] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 13.04/40 [19:12] <&Hebizuka> *You go down a few stairs and enter an abandoned armory. There are two weapons in this room!* [19:13] <Reina> Come on, /anything but pistols./ [19:13] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Crowbar - Strike (Blunt). Weight: 5 [19:13] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Remington 870 MCS shotgun | 12 gauge - Pump-action | Optic[n/a,NATO-S], LRail[n/a], LRail[n/a] | Internal tube, 7 rounds, +1 | Weight: 18 - [0+0/7, Empty] - Cond: Good / Clns: Dirty [19:14] <Reina> FUCK [19:14] <Reina> THE HELL [19:14] <Reina> YES [19:14] <Reina> I mean no ammo whatsoever [19:14] <Reina> But still! [19:14] <~Tempest> *Dogmeat barks.* [19:14] <Reina> WHOA HOLY SHI - [19:15] * Reina only belatedly realizes that it's the dog who made that guttaral sound of death and dismay. [19:15] <Reina> Right, right. So - Dogmeat, you sniff out anything good? [19:15] * Reina slings both of those things on her body. The more weapons the better. [19:15] <~Tempest> [Dogmeat] *Bark!* [19:15] <Reina> !mrooms3 [19:15] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 3296 - Front door: 4233 - Right door: 6392 - Roomstyle: 524 [19:16] <Reina> Alright then, Dogmeat. Since you're being so vigilant right now - which way to go? [19:16] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat sniffs towards the front door.* [19:17] <Reina> Front it is. Great minds think alike. [19:18] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot ammunition on the floor!* [19:18] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Bulk can of 12 gauge, tactical buckshot, 200 rounds - [93/200] - Weight: 4.65 [19:19] <Reina> Wow, Asmodeus is really looking out for her godkids, ain't she? [19:20] * Reina is immediately loading the shotgun to full bear - 8 rounds if she has this right. Everything else goes into the backpack. [19:20] <Reina> Tactical isn't as nice as it could be, and I'm definitely regretting not practicing with guns more, but - beggars can't be choosers. [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *The reloading process took 4 turns.* [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *Spared 85 shells of 12 gauge T-Buck.* [20:00] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 17.29/40 [21:11] <&Hebizuka> *You're now in posession of a fully loaded 870 MCS.* [21:15] <&Hebizuka> *Three doors await. [21:17] <Reina> !mrooms3 [21:17] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 3045 - Front door: 6633 - Right door: 616 - Roomstyle: 79 [21:17] <Reina> Front door as always. [21:18] <&Hebizuka> *A regular ,featureless room YET AGAIN. Only one door ahead (!mrooms1). You spot some load-bearing equipment on the floor...* [21:20] <Reina> Anything better then what I have so far? [21:20] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) Hunting vest: Capacity 4 units + Ammo (Shotgun shells only, max 28) [21:20] <Reina> Oh, that's not too bad at all. [21:21] * Reina puts it right on - then shoves 28 tactical shells out from her backpack and into the vest's ammo pockets [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *The process took one turn.* [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge T-Buck: 57 in Pack/main, 28 in Vest/Shells.* [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *You now wear the Hunting vest.* [21:23] <Reina> !mrooms1 [21:23] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Unique door: 3079 - Roomstyle: 433 [21:23] <Reina> Alrighty. Dogmeat, if you see a librarian or an archeologist, /bite their cocks off./ [21:23] <Reina> Through the door! [21:23] <&Hebizuka> *You may go towards the first mission, or continue roaming in the Mazes.* [21:24] <Reina> ...Yeah no, I want to keep wandering a bit more. Let me get some real buckshot first. or armor. [21:25] <~Tempest> [Dogmeat] *Bark!* [21:28] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area. Daytime forest! You can spot a bundle of mushrooms under a bush. You can also see a shiny in the grass, as well as an accessory.* [21:28] <Reina> Oooh, this is nice. What do we have here? [21:29] <Reina> Mushrooms I can't recognize of course, but the shiny and the goodies...? [21:29] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Orange gem - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [21:29] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Orange, Unpleasant smell - Unidentified - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 2] [21:29] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Weapon light: Surefire X300U. Full battery life: 150 turns. - [Battery: 90%] [21:31] <Reina> Oh, this could be useful - does it attach to the shotgun? [21:31] * Reina shoves the gem and the mushrooms into her backpack - and the light, if it doesn't fit the Remington. [21:32] <&Hebizuka> *The X300U can indeed fit on the 870MCS. Attach?* [21:33] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 16.01/40 [21:34] <Reina> *Yes.* [21:36] <Reina> !mrooms3 [21:36] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 5709 - Front door: 436 - Right door: 4081 - Roomstyle: 126 [21:36] <Reina> Front door it is. [21:36] <&Hebizuka> *Weaponlight attached! (1 turn)* [21:43] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's an item on the floor...* [21:44] <Reina> Alright, and what's this? [21:45] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [21:45] <Reina> Oh boy, /drugs./ [21:45] * Reina stashes it into her vest. Who knows, it might save her life. [21:45] <Reina> !mrooms3 [21:45] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 4304 - Front door: 427 - Right door: 2376 - Roomstyle: 224 [21:45] <Reina> Dogmeat, holding up alright? Hope you're not too bored, little fella. [21:46] * Reina heads through the front doors regardless. [21:46] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat pants without much of a problem.* [21:49] <&Hebizuka> *A grass-floored, but otherwise empty room. A lynx is roaming in this room, looking for game to kill.* [21:49] <Reina> @cover [21:49] <MazeBot> An empty plastic crate. (Health: 30, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: A1. Pass-through threshold: 6+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [21:49] <Reina> Yeah let's /not/ fuck with this thing. [21:51] <&Hebizuka> *Roll to take cover.* [21:52] <Reina> @roll 2d6 [21:52] <MazeBot> Reina: 9 [21:52] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 Dogmeat [21:52] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Dogmeat: 3 [21:53] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat growls and barks while following you behind the crate. Not very intelligent, because it broke stealth and gave the turn to the big feline.* [21:53] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. The lynx leaps towards Dogmeat to try and bite her!* [21:53] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [21:53] <MazeBot> [Human] Left shoulder ; [Non-human] LIMB group [21:54] <&Hebizuka> @roll d5 limb [21:54] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, limb: 3 [21:54] <&Hebizuka> *The lynx aims for Dogmeat's rear left leg.* [21:54] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [21:54] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [21:54] <&Hebizuka> *Success! The big cat fearlessly attacks and injures your canine ally.* [21:55] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat sustains an injury on her RL leg and is starting to bleed.* [21:56] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. Your ally is losing blood.* [21:56] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What is your next move?* [21:58] <Reina> I'll try /not/ to hit you but I take no responsibility if I do. [21:58] <Reina> *Remington, 4 shot, Lynx Head.* [21:59] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat is mad as hell and tries to attack the lynx by going straight for the big cat's throat and try to bite it!* [22:00] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Dogmeat, Lynx, Reina* [22:00] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat's turn...* [22:00] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [22:00] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [22:01] <&Hebizuka> *Narrow miss. Her jaw snaps mere inches away from the agile cat's throat.* [22:01] <&Hebizuka> *Lynx's turn...* [22:01] <&Hebizuka> *It attacks Dogmeat again, going for a bite!* [22:01] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [22:01] <MazeBot> [Human] Right knee ; [Non-human] LIMB group [22:01] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d5 [22:01] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [22:01] <&Hebizuka> *The cunning feline goes for the rear right leg, trying to cripple your canine ally.* [22:01] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [22:01] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [22:02] <&Hebizuka> *And succeeds yet again, causing the german shepherd to yelp and whine in pain.* [22:02] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat sustains a second injury, which will make her bleed even faster.* [22:03] <&Hebizuka> *She looks disoriented from the pain.* [22:03] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [22:04] <Reina> @roll 4#2d6 [22:04] <MazeBot> Reina: 9;7;6;3 [22:04] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: 1 hit, 3 misses.* [22:04] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1#1d9 [22:04] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [22:04] <&Hebizuka> *Total pellets that hit: 7* [22:06] <&Hebizuka> *The big feline's skull has exploded from the sheer amount of damage.* [22:06] <&Hebizuka> Reina [870 MCS] Lynx /H\ [B] [22:06] <Reina> Sigh. Alright you stupid mutt, let me get out my bandages... [22:07] * Reina pulls both out to patch up Dogmeat. Fucking Dogmeat. [22:07] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns). Dogmeat bleeds a little more, and whines in pain as the fight ends.* [22:08] <Reina> Dogmeat, shush and let me bandage you - fuck, I'm gonna need to cut off some of the fur, too. Kunai, kunai, where are you... [22:09] <&Hebizuka> *Use 2 IBs on Dogmeat?* [22:09] <Reina> *Yes. Fucking hell.* [22:09] <&Hebizuka> *Your ally is no longer bleeding.* [22:11] * Reina takes the time to reload the four shots - so 7 in the tube, 1 at the ready. And she might as well wait for Dogmeat to mellow out some. [22:11] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat whines, giving you the wounded-puppy eyes.* [22:11] <&Hebizuka> *The reload action will take 2 turns. Continue?* [22:12] <Reina> *Yes.* [22:13] <&Hebizuka> *You took 4 shells from Vest/Shells to refill your 870MCS with. [7+1/7, T-Buck]. 12 gauge T-Buck remaining: 24 in Vest/Shells.* [22:14] <Reina> Alright then. [22:14] <Reina> !mrooms3 [22:14] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 4155 - Front door: 5758 - Right door: 1659 - Roomstyle: 179 [22:14] <&Hebizuka> *There is nothing else here, aside from a headless lynx and a lot of small gore bits.* [22:14] <Reina> Front door, Dogmeat. Sorry about all of this. [22:14] <~Tempest> [Dogmeat] *Whine...* [22:20] <&Hebizuka> *Yet another regular and featureless room. There is a Maze Citizen here, carrying a sort of conventional rifle.* [22:21] * Reina takes a good look at the other human being! What do they look like? [22:23] <&Hebizuka> *A late-teens, pale white female. She is of average height, a little overweight, with very short black hair, a pair of green eyes behind sunglasses, and a large scar on the left hand. She is wearing a tank top, jeans, ballet sneakers, and a boonie hat, and is carrying a conventional rifle, but doesn't appear to have any sort of load-bearing gear besides a leg rig, which looks empty.* [22:24] <~Tempest> [Citizen] ...fuck's sake, think I lost it. [22:24] <Reina> Lost what? [22:24] <Reina> You alright, little Miss? [22:25] <~Tempest> [Citizen] Huh? Who're you? [22:26] * Reina smiles, shouldering her shotgun and swinging her tail about to put her at ease. "I'm Reina - and this is Dogmeat. We're going out for a walk - and you?" [22:27] <~Tempest> [Citizen] I'm Betty. And I lost my bag. There was my ammo, my food, my cash, and... well, there was everything I needed in there. Some fuck must've stole it, I've been looking in the entire sector for the past hour and I'm sure I left it RIGHT HERE... But I can't find it. [22:29] <Reina> Well, shit. Are you completely out of ammo? How far do you live? [22:29] <~Tempest> [Betty] Mag's full but... It's 3 shots. I won't get far with 3 shots. [22:30] <Reina> No, probably not. How about I escort you home? This baby's fully loaded, and Dogmeat and I don't have anything else to do. [22:30] <~Tempest> [Betty] I uh. I actually live far away and I came here to hunt because I was told there would be bears here, so I brought this baby to bring one down, but... Not only did I not see a single bear, my bag's been stolen. I'm kinda fucked. [22:30] <Reina> If someone did steal it, they won't - yikes, that /is/ shitty. [22:31] <Reina> Well - yeah, would you like to come with me, Betty? At least until we can get to a bank or a teleporter pad or - or something. [22:31] <Reina> If you only have three shots... [22:32] <~Tempest> [Betty] Heck, I wouldn't know my way back home, at this point. Can I really come with you? I'll hitch until we get to someplace I can ask for help. [22:33] <Reina> Yeah, that won't be a problem. I have a handgun you can use until you're safe, but - it's pretty fouled up. Want it anyways? [22:33] <~Tempest> [Betty] I'll pass, my rifle is pretty dirty too... But thanks for letting me come with you! Oh, I don't know what I would've done. I'm too young to die. [22:33] <&Hebizuka> *Betty Paige is now a temporary ally.* [22:34] <Reina> How young /are/ you? You can't be that young, you're pretty gorgeous. [22:34] <Reina> !mrooms3 [22:34] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 2282 - Front door: 1607 - Right door: 6407 - Roomstyle: 410 [22:34] * Reina heads out through the front door, grateful beyond measure to finally have someone to hold a conversation with. [22:34] <~Tempest> [Betty] I'm 18, as you can see I'm really coming out the kiddie pen... Oh I'm such a fool, thank you so much. [22:36] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat appears to be slowly recovering.* [22:36] <Reina> Wait, really? That's pretty cool, I'm 18 too! [22:36] <Reina> It's a bit scary having so much freedom, but - it's pretty nice too, isn't it? [22:37] <~Tempest> [Betty] You really don't look like you're 18. ...Speaking of, you look really... strong! Are you a youkai? ... No, no way you could be a youkai, if you're 18... [22:37] <~Tempest> [Betty] Sorry to ask, but, what -are- you? [22:37] <Reina> Ahaha! Nah, I just worked out a lot. AS for the whole - everything else... [22:38] * Reina grins, curling her tail to lightly tap against Betty's soft bottom. "I'm a halfling! I'm what we get when a human and a youkai pull a /lot/ of favors to procreate. My mom was a futa like me, and my other mom's a tauki youkai." [22:38] <Reina> Tanuki, even! [22:39] <Reina> No magic tricks, unfortunately. Just the ears and the tail. [22:40] <~Tempest> [Betty] No way... Humans and youkai can have children together? I was always taught in biology class that it was impossible... I used to have a halfling classmate, think she was a dog-girl, but she never made herself too visible. That's pretty cool either way! [22:40] <~Tempest> [Betty] I'm just a boring normal human who didn't know what to do... I dropped from the student courses, so now I'm trying to make do as a contractor... But people never want to hire me, so I try to hunt stuff and sell the meat. It's real annoying. [22:41] <&Hebizuka> *A break room, with a widescreen TV (@whatsonTV), a radio (@radio), a few tables and chairs, a few bookshelves, and a comfortable couch.* [22:41] <&Hebizuka> *You spot some loose ammo on the floor.* [22:41] <Reina> Hmmm! I've been looking into contracting myself, but between you and me? I'm what people call a lady of the night. [22:42] <Reina> It's really tough at first, but once you get a steady clientele you're set for life. People just keep coming and coming and coming, and you get to mix business with pleasure. [22:42] <Reina> @whatsonTV [22:42] <MazeBot> [Game show] The Ammo Count is Right [22:42] <~Tempest> [Betty] Oh, so you're like, er... an escort, or something? [22:42] <Reina> @radio [22:42] <MazeBot> [Talk radio] War Correspondance, hosted by Shotgun Shell Soren - Recent conflicts, criminal activity, dangerous hotspots and other such happenings, analyzed and explained [22:43] <Reina> Yup yup. People pay me to have sex with me. Who can blame 'em, right? I'm pretty unique; halflings try to keep their head down, so a gal like me only comes around once in a blue moon. [22:44] * Reina takes a gander at the loose ammo - as well as the couch. "Want to sit a while? If your heart's still pounding and your mind's still racing, now's as good as ever to catch your breath. You look a little tired after running around trying to find your things." [22:44] <~Tempest> [Betty] I'm not too tired, just really annoyed to have lost my bag... And I know the cops won't do anything about it. [22:45] <&Hebizuka> *She sits down anyway, her rifle loose on her lap.* [22:46] * Reina sits down next to Betty, leaving the shotgun in her lap and pointed away from her newfound friend. [22:46] <Reina> Probably not, unfortunately. They're kinda pigs. You have any backup caches? Bit of money at home, or another bag at least? [22:47] <~Tempest> [Betty] That's the funny thing... I got booted out of my residential sector because I failed to pay the rent... You'd think 5 P$ a day for a dormitory you share with 9 other people wouldn't be too hard to get, right? But nah... Money is a total bitch when you have no income. [22:48] <~Tempest> [Betty] Go me, huh? Things were way easier before age 17... [22:49] <Reina> Yeah. Kidsworld takes care of you, but once you're out, you're out - girls like us gotta stick together. [22:49] * Reina sidles up a bit closer, reaching around to hold her in a side hug. [22:49] <~Tempest> [Betty] Man, mom would go mad if she heard I was friends with a halfling escort. [22:49] <~Tempest> [Betty] Not like I care much. She's out doing her fancy little racist war and I'm the one who has to fend off for herself. [22:50] <Reina> That really bites. She's a soldier, then? [22:50] <Reina> Human superiority, death to youkai - that kinda bullshit? [22:50] <~Tempest> [Betty] Yup... Death Faction 3rd Company 1st Platoon leader. She's a Lieutenant. As hardcore as it gets. [22:51] <~Tempest> [Betty] She even insists that I call her -Lieutenant Paige-, and not Mom. What a drag. [22:52] <~Tempest> [Betty] Yknow what, it probably stings to say that, but if I learned she died tomorrow, I wouldn't be sad. She's paid fat amounts of cash every day for doing her job, and I don't see a single coin, a single show of support. Ain't family supposed to stick together? [22:52] <~Tempest> [Betty] *Sigh* I don't even know why I'm telling you that. Sorry! [22:53] <Reina> No, it's really alright. I could tell - you needed to get it off your chest. [22:54] <~Tempest> [Betty] Can you imagine though? 600 a -day-... For me 600 P$ is a fortune! I could eat for a week... My only treasure is this rifle, and it's getting hard to keep it fed. [22:54] * Reina leans over to her and smiles, pressing just a bit too much into Betty's personal space. "Something I picked up pretty quickly over the years - the people who you're related to aren't your family. It's the people you trust and the people you love. Everyone who has your back, and knows you have theirs - that's family." [22:55] <Reina> As for money, well... hunting game can get you through a hard time, but you need partners for that. And resources to get off the ground. [22:55] <Reina> But... you could always do what I do. I make a pretty penny on a good night. [22:55] <~Tempest> [Betty] Yeah.. You're right, but I don't really have anyone like that, someone I could trust... If anything, with backpack thieves and monsters around I should be more inclined to be paranoid! [22:56] <~Tempest> [Betty] W-wait, you're not suggesting that I should sell my body, are you? I look totally homely, I don't see who would... *She gets embarrassed and trails off. Her usually pale white face goes tomato red.* [22:58] * Reina can't hide the lusty glint in her eyes as she presses her forehead against Betty's, resting one hand on the other girl's lap, and the other pressed against her stomach. "It's nothing exercise and good eating won't fix. And you trusted me to help you out of your jam, right Betty? And I trusted you to not be bait for a trap. We're not quite there yet, but we /could/ be family." [22:59] <Reina> If you'd like. Wanna see where this takes us? 'Cause I do. [22:59] <~Tempest> *Betty wiggles herself away from your touch when she finally notices her personal space is being invaded.* [22:59] <~Tempest> [Betty] B-but we've just met!... [23:01] * Reina pretends to pout, and gives Betty all the breathing space she needs. "Never heard of love at first sight? You're just my type - cute and gorgeous." [23:02] <Reina> But I can't possibly expect you to agree right off the bat, right? Just mull it over in your head. I'll watch out for you no matter what happens, and no matter what you choose. [23:02] <~Tempest> [Betty] It's not like I have any other alternative anyway... It's just... I really didn't imagine earning my bread like THAT. [23:03] <Reina> Oh, you'll earn more than just bread. And once you've gotten a nice bank account, you can always just walk away and do something else for a change. [23:05] <~Tempest> [Betty] I wish. I really do... Did you really get rich being a... I mean... doing that? It seems so hard to believe, when you've been taught all your life to never fall for these bad jobs... [23:06] * Reina leaves her tail lingering on Betty as she talks, letting the soft, brown fur brush against the other girl's thighs. "It's not /all/ fun and games. Sometimes clients can get... needy, or a bit touched in the head. And a lot of prostitutes who didn't know any better get trapped by the mafia or pimps because they think they need 'protection' from needy clients. It's not the safest job in the... [23:06] * Reina ...world - but I'd say it's safer than hunting or being a contractor." [23:07] <Reina> Insurance plan for all three of those things is the same, in any case - the biggest fucking gun around, and you already have /that/ in spades. [23:08] <~Tempest> [Betty] I don't really see myself use a bear hunting gun for defending myself against a horny angry dude. *Chuckle* [23:08] <~Tempest> [Betty] I dunno though... I'm tempted to ask you, 'Show me how you do it', but... Do I really want to see that? [23:08] <Reina> Ahahaha. Neither do those horny angry dudes. [23:09] <Reina> As for whether you want to or not - it's your choice. It never feels good unless both parties want it. [23:09] <Reina> I promise I won't charge you a dime, though. This is on the house. [23:09] <~Tempest> [Betty] Hold on! Doing it with ME? But uh, uh, um... [23:10] <Reina> Well, it's not like there's anyone else here, right? We go at your pace, at your distance. Tell me to stop, I stop. We go with something easy, something simple and clean like a kiss - and then we'll see where it takes us. [23:11] <Reina> Or I could just put on a show for you. Some clients just like to watch, too. It's not that uncommon - voyerism is alive and well in this day and age. [23:11] <~Tempest> [Betty] No, no I meant... I wanted, kind of, to see how you actually earn money doing that... Just doing it with me won't earn you a thing... since I'm broke and all. I'm totally unsure what it even looks like.... [23:11] <~Tempest> [Betty] But, like, I don't wanna be the -client-, just yknow, watch? Oh, forget it... It's such a silly idea. [23:12] <Reina> Ahahaha. Tell you what. The next guy we find and is interested? I'll do a demonstration. See if you like it. [23:13] <~Tempest> [Betty] Uh... Okay. [23:14] <Reina> And if you do, and want to continue? Then I start teaching you the details. Staying safe, how to entice them to keep coming back yto you, staying far, /far/ away from pimps and mafiamen and drugs - and how to please both guys and gals. [23:14] <Reina> Luckily for you, I'm equipped for both. And in return, we keep hanging out until you decide one way or the other. That fair? [23:17] <~Tempest> [Betty] I can't believe I'm saying that, but... Okay. [23:19] <Reina> Alright! [23:19] * Reina pulls her into a hug, and peppers her with kisses all over. [23:19] <Reina> Glad to have you on board, Intern Paige. [23:21] <~Tempest> *She stands back up, looking nervous, but eager to move on and see just how a "professional prostitute" handles things. So to speak.* [23:22] <Reina> !mrooms3 [23:22] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 2336 - Front door: 2519 - Right door: 63 - Roomstyle: 412 [23:22] <Reina> Front door it is. Come on, Dogmeat. It's time to put on a show! [23:22] <~Tempest> *You hear a bark.* [23:24] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot a magazine on the floor.* [23:25] <Reina> Always hoard. You never know what you can find - my Moms managed to do pretty well for themselves just going through abandoned sectors and finding old crap to sell. Guns, meds, magazines, foodstuff - it's a bit dicey, but it definitely works. [23:26] <Reina> So - what do we have here? [23:27] <~Tempest> [Betty] Hoarding would be easier if I had my bag. [23:27] <Reina> Which is why we're using my bag. We'll get a good one for you once we've saved up. [23:28] <~Tempest> [Betty] Thanks so much. I don't know what I'll do to repay you if this works out. [23:28] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: VD-01 33-round magazine. Size tier: V.Large ; Weight: 2+0.26 (2.26) - [26/33 FMJ] - Caliber: 9x19mm Parabellum [23:30] <Reina> 'First comes a date, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage~' That's how the song goes, right? And oooh, 9mm. I can definitely use this. [23:31] * Reina takes out the Surplus ammo in her Beretta, and fills it all up with good ol' FMJ from the magazine. The loose Surplus and the magazine, I can toss into my vest. [23:31] <Reina> she can toss into her* [23:35] <&Hebizuka> *In this order: Empty Beretta M9 + magazine, empty VD-01 magazine, chamberload M9 with FMJ round, load M9 mag with 15 rounds of FMJ, then keep the 9mm Surp, remaining 9mm FMJ, and VD-01 mag in the backpack.* [23:35] <&Hebizuka> *Is this correct?* [23:37] <Reina> *Yes.* [23:38] <&Hebizuka> *The process will take 8 turns. (1+1+1+5)* [23:43] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 18.06/40 [23:43] <&Hebizuka> *You have spared the VD-01 magazine empty. You've also acquired the following:* [23:43] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 9x19mm Parabellum, Surp, 15 rounds - Weight: 0.15 [23:43] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 9x19mm Parabellum, FMJ, 10 rounds - Weight: 0.1 [23:44] <&Hebizuka> *Beretta M9: [15+1/15, FMJ]* [23:46] <Reina> !mrooms3 [23:46] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 5602 - Front door: 1218 - Right door: 6212 - Roomstyle: 542 [23:46] <Reina> Alright, let's keep going now. Front door. [23:59] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area. Night-time plains! Despite a starry (but moonless) night, it's very dark. You can't see anything; you may need a source of light. You can hear something ruffling ahead of you, but you're not certain what it is. Dogmeat growls at the noises...* [00:00] <Reina> @cover [00:00] <MazeBot> A wooden crate. (Health: 36, LDV modifier: -1. AC Eqv: A1. Pass-through threshold: 6+ dmg. Pain modifier: x1) [00:00] * Reina does her best to tap on Betty and Dogmeat's shoulders, gesturing silently to the crate. [00:00] <&Hebizuka> *Roll to take cover.* [00:00] <Reina> @roll 2d6 [00:01] <MazeBot> Reina: 9 [00:01] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 Dogmeat;Betty [00:01] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Dogmeat;Betty: 10;7 [00:01] <&Hebizuka> *Success across the board! You have maintained stealth, whatever it is you're maintaining stealth against.* [00:01] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1 is all yours.* [00:02] * Reina turns on her shtotgun's weaponlight, keeping it covered with her other hand as she looks over the crate. "Need to make out the general area first..." [00:02] <Reina> *Can I see at least the general direction of the noise? Make out any voices?* [00:02] <Reina> least see* [00:03] <&Hebizuka> *You can't hear anything right now.* [00:06] * Reina hides back behind the crate, and begins whispering her concerns. "Alright, Betty - your call. Normally I don't mind just firing away when it's a situation like this, but since you're here and we're partners, what do you want to do? Stay silent and wait till they leave, and run the risk of being ambushed - or we start pulling the trigger and hope we don't accidentally kill some kid who... [00:06] * Reina ...thought camping was a good idea." [00:07] <Reina> For what it's worth, I really don't think anyone who's out here is up to any good. [00:09] <~Tempest> [Betty] *Mutter* Wait, what's going on? I can't see anything... [00:09] <~Tempest> [Betty] *Mutter* Are we in danger?... [00:10] <Reina> I think we are. And I want to shoot first. But I could be wrong and we might end up hurting some poor shmuck on accident. [00:11] <Reina> First lesson on being a good prostitute, Betty - always prioritize your own safety. If that's something you can do, we start firing over at the noise. Okay? [00:14] <~Tempest> [Betty] *Mutter* You take care of shooting, please? I want to save my 3 rounds until I absolutely need to use em... [00:14] <&Hebizuka> *Betty will switch cover position, from Exposed to Hidden.* [00:14] <&Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [00:15] <Reina> I can do that. Dogmeat, you lie down too. [00:15] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat hides behind the crate as well.* [00:15] <Reina> *6 shots, Remington w/ light, first target I see.* [00:16] <&Hebizuka> *You need to aim your light first before designating a target.* [00:17] <&Hebizuka> *Then you will see if you actually do have targets to aim at, or not. [00:18] * Reina takes a deep breath, and removes her hand from the weaponlight. Please let there be nothing, please let there be nothing. [00:23] <&Hebizuka> *You shed the light ahead of you and uncover two marauders, one carrying a pistol, the other a machine pistol. Their surprised faces indicate they weren't expecting you to spot them.* [00:25] <Reina> OH FU- [00:25] <Reina> *Remington, machine pistol marauder, right arm.* [00:25] <&Hebizuka> *How many shots?* [00:26] <Reina> *Once.* [00:29] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [00:30] <Reina> @roll 2d6 [00:30] <MazeBot> Reina: 11 [00:30] <&Hebizuka> *Hit!* [00:30] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d9 [00:30] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [00:51] <&Hebizuka> *Your weaponlight dazzles the machine pistol marauder, as five 00 pellets strike him in the right arm.* [00:53] <&Hebizuka> *You have damaged Marauder #2's right arm, blowing open 5 wounds which will bleed very quickly, not to mention the pain and clothing damage.* [00:53] <&Hebizuka> *He screams in pain and surprise.* [00:55] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [01:35] <&Hebizuka> *The marauder you hit is bleeding heavily.* [01:36] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you attempt?* [01:39] <Reina> *Remington, 4 shots, Marauder #1 in the chest.* [01:42] <&Hebizuka> *Do you want to give orders to your allies?* [01:42] <&Hebizuka> *If not, they will remain Hidden behind cover.* [01:43] <Reina> Dogmeat, get them! [01:44] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat needs to take the full turn to switch to Exposed. Order her to show herself anyway? Note that she cannot be targeted this turn even if she switches to Exposed.* [01:47] <Reina> *Yes.* Betty, if you want to help now's the time! [02:04] <&Hebizuka> *Betty refuses to move, and remains Hidden.* [02:05] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Mar1, Mar2, You.* [02:05] <&Hebizuka> *Marauder #1...* [02:05] <&Hebizuka> *He aims his pistol at you and fires 4 shots!* [02:05] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [02:05] <MazeBot> [Human] Torso, chest, back ; [Non-human] (UPPER) BODY group [02:06] <&Hebizuka> @roll 4#2d6 [02:06] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8;10;11;7 [02:06] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: 4 hits.* [02:11] <&Hebizuka> *The armored dress makes for poor body armor, but it nevertheless does what it can to mitigate at least a little bit the amount of damage you sustain. The tl;dr version of it; you're still going to hurt.* [02:11] <&Hebizuka> *One of the bullets was stopped by the armored dress, preventing an injury. This still means you have three bleeding holes.* [02:14] <&Hebizuka> *You are in pain, you've sustained 3 open wounds, your armored dress's condition is now Damaged, and your torso has sustained limb damage, but not enough yet to be considered damaged.* [02:30] <&Hebizuka> *Marauder #2 did not move or choose to attack.* [02:30] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [02:31] <Reina> @roll 4#2d6 [02:31] <MazeBot> Reina: 11;8;11;6 [02:33] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: 3 hits, 1 miss.* [02:33] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#1d9 [02:33] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 1;3;6 [02:33] <&Hebizuka> *Total pellets that hit: 10.* [02:34] <&Hebizuka> Reina [870 MCS] Marauder [02:34] <&Hebizuka> *Faction kill: Outlaw* [02:34] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2...* [02:35] <&Hebizuka> *You're bleeding. #2, wounded, and seeing his colleague dead, is freaking out as he, too, is bleeding.* [02:36] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What is your next move?* [02:37] <Reina> *Remington, 3 shots, Marauder 2.* [02:38] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Mar2, You.* [02:38] <&Hebizuka> *The marauder attempts fleeing!* [02:38] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [02:38] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [02:38] <&Hebizuka> *He makes a run for it instead of continuing the fight, and leaves into the wilderness.* [02:38] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (3 turns)* [02:39] <&Hebizuka> *You're bleeding.* [02:39] <~Tempest> [Betty] Oh crap, are you okay? [02:40] <Reina> Ow jesus /fuck/ my dress is ruined. Ugh - Betty, be a dear and take the shirt out of my backpack? I need some bandages. And to get this dress off, it was only lightly used and I look horrid in red. [02:41] <Reina> I'll be fine, Betty. Just - ow. This is what I mean when I say prostitution is much safer than other jobs, Betty. No danger of wandering into something crazy. [02:45] <~Tempest> [Betty] That's my everyday, to be honest. Always some crazy raider. [02:50] <Reina> Well, look at it this way. Once you get some nice handsome guys between your legs, you'll never have to deal with a crazy raider ever again. [02:51] <~Tempest> [Betty] We'll see, yeah... [02:51] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [02:55] <&Hebizuka> 14 rooms, 2 kills, 0 missions, 0 P$, 0 Runs.