Log:Session 39 (Meta, no ontology)

[12:25] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Tasia. You have visited 33 rooms, the next special room is at the 35th. Everything seems OK for now. !mrooms3 when you're ready.* [12:25] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [12:25] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 7189 - Front door: 1058 - Right door: 6716 - Roomstyle: 190 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:25] <Tasia> Front door [12:26] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a warehouse room, with only one door ahead (!mrooms1). There are many large crates and containers here, but all appear empty and caked in dust. All you see here is an accessory...* [12:26] <Tasia> >examine Accessory [12:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Laser sight: CORSAK. - [Battery: 74%] [12:27] <Tasia> Will it attach to my 14-45? [12:27] <&Hebizuka> *It won't fit.µ [12:27] <&Hebizuka> *The CORSAK uses a strange mount.* [12:27] <Tasia> Well, it's gotta fit something. I'll keep it. [12:28] <Tasia> Strange as in - not a picatinny? [12:28] <&Hebizuka> *Exactly.* [12:28] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 28/40 [12:28] <Tasia> If all else fails maybe the battery will fit something. [12:29] <Tasia> !mrooms1 [12:29] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Unique door: 3267 - Roomstyle: 130 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:29] <Tasia> Moving on. [12:29] <Tasia> Unique door [12:29] <&Hebizuka> *A circular room with no doors, but a strange contraption in the center of the room, which advertises itself as a teleporting keypad, which requests you to enter a room number.* [12:30] <Tasia> Hmm, it doesn't accept room types, just numbers? [12:30] <&Hebizuka> *Indeed, just numbers.* [12:30] <Tasia> I don't remember any of the room numbers I've visited... [12:30] * Tasia enters 0001 [12:31] <&Hebizuka> *The machine powers up, and successfully teleports you. You reappear in...* [12:31] <&Hebizuka> *...a grassy room. Here, you can see an object abandoned on the ground. As well as two cows, who are too busy munching the floor rather than worry about the terribly enclosed space they are in.* [12:32] <Tasia> >examine Object [12:32] <&Hebizuka> *The cows pay you no mind.* [12:32] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Hammer - Blunt. Weight: 5 [12:33] <Tasia> Eh, take it. [12:33] <Tasia> Does it look to be in good condition? [12:33] <&Hebizuka> *The hammer seems like in good condition, as if it fell out of a workshop's toolbox.* [12:34] <Tasia> Allrighty. I'll spare it. [12:34] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 33/40 [12:35] <Tasia> Ok. [12:35] <&Hebizuka> *Three doors ahead. The cows seem not to give any shits.* [12:35] <Tasia> !mrooms3 - even though I'm tempted to bonk a cow on the head with a hammer, it won't get me anything. [12:36] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [12:36] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 289 - Front door: 3084 - Right door: 6417 - Roomstyle: 452 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [12:36] <Tasia> Left door [12:37] <Tasia> wait. [12:37] <Tasia> WAIT [12:37] <&Hebizuka> *Yes?* [12:37] <Tasia> Can I milk the cows? [12:37] <&Hebizuka> *You could try, but where will the milk land?* [12:37] <Tasia> ... [12:38] <Tasia> Okay, left door. Guess I need a container. [12:38] <&Hebizuka> (Good creative thinking though ;o) [12:39] <&Hebizuka> *You climb a long volley of stairs up, before reaching an outside area; daytime farmlands. You suddenly find yourself breathing fresh air and pleasant odors. You spot something on the (thankfully dry) ground which looks like a weapon.* [12:39] <Tasia> OOh. [12:39] <Tasia> >examine Weapon! [12:40] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - SIG Sauer P239 pistol | .40 S&W - Semi-auto | No accessory | P239 7-round mag | Weight: 3 - [3+1/7, 4x FMJ] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [12:40] <&Hebizuka> *Surprisingly good condition for a ground find...* [12:40] <Tasia> Not bad. [12:40] <Tasia> I'll take this, put it in my TW slot, and spare the Ruger. [12:41] <&Hebizuka> *Swapping items..* [12:41] <Tasia> The Corsak won't fit this either, will it? [12:41] <&Hebizuka> *It doesn't appear it can.* [12:42] <Tasia> Ok. [12:42] <&Hebizuka> *Items swapped!* [12:42] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 36/40 [12:43] <Tasia> Hmmm, any more finds and I'll need to start tossing stuff. [12:43] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [12:43] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 619 - Front door: 2005 - Right door: 4854 - Roomstyle: 105 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [12:43] * Tasia takes a breath of fresh outside air... and heads for the Front door [12:45] <&Hebizuka> *You find three doorways, which all lead to stairs going down. Predictably, you go back down a few stairs. You then reach a regular, featureless room. There's some garbage in the corner, among which you see what appears to be uneaten food...* [12:45] * Tasia checks the food [12:45] <Tasia> (suspiciously) [12:45] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - 280 gram burger (10 oz). 1d66 [12:45] <Tasia> Hm. [12:45] <Tasia> Ok, take it. [12:46] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 37/40 [12:46] <Tasia> What's the weight? And does it lok clean and fresh enough to eat? [12:46] <Tasia> look* [12:47] <&Hebizuka> *If the weight is not listed, assume 1 unit. And surprisingly enough, yes, it looks fresh, as if whoever had to leave it behind wasn't gone since very long.* [12:47] <Tasia> Score! [12:47] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [12:47] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 5598 - Front door: 1443 - Right door: 744 - Roomstyle: 504 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [12:47] <Tasia> Left door. [12:54] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside a washitsu; a bedroom used by youkai. You see here a satori carrying an assault rifle; Certainly an activist. You also spot a container, and it appears the satori has the key. Lastly, you spot a shiny on the low table.* [12:55] <Tasia> Is the satori wearing any visible armor? [12:55] <&Hebizuka> *Satori, like other youkai, can't wear human armor, so no.* [12:56] <Tasia> Does it look hostile or dangerous? [12:56] <&Hebizuka> *It hasn't noticed you, but the satori isn't doing anything that suggests hostility. Which is, right now, watching TV. (@whatsonTV)* [12:56] * Tasia ponders. [12:59] * Tasia doesn't trust the looks of this thing. [12:59] <Tasia> Is there cover here? [12:59] <&Hebizuka> *Roll @cover to check if there's any on your side.* [12:59] <Tasia> @cover [12:59] <MazeBot> A pile of garbage. (Health: 39, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [13:00] <Tasia> Can I dive behind that and toss a grenade in the same turn? [13:00] <Tasia> (A pile of garbage in your bedroom. Confirmed NEET slob.) [13:00] <&Hebizuka> *If your cover roll is a success, yes you may.* [13:01] <Tasia> How do I roll cover? [13:01] <&Hebizuka> *Simply roll a 2d6 - taking cover is a fixed FT 6; you will be fast and stealthy enough on a 7 or more.* [13:03] <Tasia> @roll 1#2d6 [13:03] <MazeBot> Tasia: 8 [13:04] <Tasia> Oh, cover works this time. [13:04] <&Hebizuka> *You successfully make it behind the pile of NEET garbage, and the satori still hasn't detected your presence.* [13:04] <Tasia> Attack roll for grenade? [13:04] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. You maintained stealth, meaning the satori can't reply this turn.* [13:04] <&Hebizuka> *Simply do @roll 1#2d6 to throw the grenade.* [13:04] <Tasia> @roll 1#2d6 [13:04] <MazeBot> Tasia: 6 [13:04] <Tasia> FIRE IN THE HOLE! [13:05] <&Hebizuka> *The grenade bounces right on the television, and travels a bit too far for it to be particularly deadly, then detonates. A loud "BANG" is heard.* [13:05] <~SU_Tempest> !MfragM67 [13:05] <&Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] M67 grenade - Frag shrapnel: 0 [13:05] <Tasia> Bah. [13:05] <&Hebizuka> *None of the shrapnel hit anyone; the satori has ducked some of the blast but appears pretty shaken up.* [13:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Satori] OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP [13:06] <&Hebizuka> *The satori screams those words repeatedly and ends up lying on the floor, wriggling and covering their ears.* [13:07] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. The satori appears visibly shaken up by the grenade throw.* [13:07] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [13:07] * Tasia will dual-wield the tazer and SIG [13:08] <Tasia> Attempt to zap it with the tazer in my left hand while shooting 4 shots to the head with the SIG in my right. [13:08] <&Hebizuka> *The satori panics and flicks the selector to full-auto, before going to fire an eight-round burst in your general direction.* [13:10] <&Hebizuka> *However, you are faster, by a long margin.* [13:10] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Satori. You may roll first; roll separately for each weapon.* [13:10] <Tasia> Tazer first. [13:10] <Tasia> @roll 1#2d6 [13:10] <MazeBot> Tasia: 8 [13:11] <Tasia> At center torso [13:11] <&Hebizuka> *Miss, due to one-handed malus. The taser probes fail to hit the satori's chest.* [13:11] <Tasia> (if hit loc matters for a tazer) [13:11] <&Hebizuka> (It does) [13:11] <Tasia> 4 shots at head. [13:11] <Tasia> @roll 4#2d6 [13:11] <MazeBot> Tasia: 7;8;8;5 [13:11] <Tasia> (Crap.) [13:12] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4 (One-handed, vs head): Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss.* [13:12] <&Hebizuka> *The P239's slide locks back; it's now empty.* [13:13] <&Hebizuka> *Satori's turn... The expression on their face translates a mix of fear and total amazement at your creative attempt to kill them.* [13:13] <&Hebizuka> @roll 8#2d6 [13:13] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5;8;8;7;8;9;7;12 [13:13] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-7: Miss, Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit* [13:14] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 8: Hit* [13:14] <Tasia> (fffuuuuck.) [13:14] <Tasia> (Right through the cover?) [13:14] <&Hebizuka> *Save for one flier, seven rounds strike... the pile of garbage you used as cover.* [13:16] <&Hebizuka> *Thankfully, none of the shots overpenetrate. But they cause significant damage to the pile of garbage, which becomes less of a pile at every round pushing your flimsy cover away.* [13:16] <&Hebizuka> *It still stands, but you wonder for how long.* [13:16] <&Hebizuka> *It's a miracle you weren't hit even once.* [13:16] <Tasia> Welp. [13:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Satori] JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, YOU CRAZY WOMAN [13:16] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [13:16] <Tasia> Time to drop these weapons and pull out a real one. [13:16] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What's your next move?* [13:17] <Tasia> "I want to survive!" [13:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Satori] Yeah, well so do I! [13:17] <Tasia> Drop the tazer and empty SIG, draw the 14-45 and fire 6 shots at the head. [13:17] <&Hebizuka> *The satori is going to fire in full-auto again, five rounds.* [13:17] <&Hebizuka> *Again you're much faster; you may roll first.* [13:18] <Tasia> @roll 6#2d6 [13:18] <MazeBot> Tasia: 4;7;7;7;10;7 [13:18] <Tasia> DIE [13:18] <Tasia> Let's see if a good solid Weaver stance does the trick. [13:18] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6 (vs head): Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Hit, Miss* [13:18] <&Hebizuka> *FOUR NARROW MISSES. And you can even see the holes on the floor proving they were close. But ONE, one hits, dead in the middle of the youkai's forehead. They didn't stand a chance.* [13:19] <Tasia> "Damn." [13:19] <Tasia> "That was pretty brutal." [13:20] <Tasia> "I'm sorry if you were innocent, but I didn't have any reason to trust you, being a monster and armed and everything." [13:20] <&Hebizuka> *The result is messier than you'd have expected. The one shot you managed to land, causes an ugly entry wound, and an uglier exit wound to the back of the mind-reader's head. Their third eye seems to lose life and color almost instantly, and ceases staring at you.* [13:20] <&Hebizuka> Tasia [P-14.45] Satori /H\ [13:20] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (3 turns)* [13:20] * Tasia kinda feels sick and needs to look away [13:21] <Tasia> "Do youkai count as people? I've never killed a person face-to-face like that before." [13:22] * Tasia will loot the assault rifle, of course. [13:22] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Enfield L85A2 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | M.Brake | STANAG 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [21+1/30, 30x FMJ] - Cond: Excellent / Clns: Grimy [13:22] <&Hebizuka> *The satori was also wearing a tactical vest and a belt, plus items...* [13:22] <Tasia> Let's see what all we've got here. [13:23] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) TacFighter T2/Grenadier: Capacity 6 units + Ammo 1 (3 mags only, max tier: Medium), Ammo 2 (GL grenades only, max 8) [13:23] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Utility belt) Default belt: Capacity 0 units + Key items (Can carry key items) [13:23] <&Hebizuka> *Here are the contents:* [13:23] <Tasia> I can well afford to dump some of my crap for better stuff. [13:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: STANAG 30-round magazine. Size tier: Medium ; Weight: 1+0.3 (1.3) - [30/30, 30x FMJ] [13:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: STANAG 30-round magazine. Size tier: Medium ; Weight: 1+0.3 (1.3) - [30/30, 30x FMJ] [13:23] <&Hebizuka> [Key item] Mobile phone [Battery: 6/6] [13:23] <&Hebizuka> [Key item] A key. It is probably used to unlock a container. A serial number can be read on it. - [Serial: 2899] [13:23] <Tasia> Ok, just a sec. [13:24] <&Hebizuka> *Take your time.* [13:25] <Tasia> I already have a mobile phone, so I'll take the satori's in case it has saved numebrs on it and keep the battery from my old one. [13:26] <Tasia> I can wear the tactical vest, right? [13:26] <&Hebizuka> *The extra phone can be treated as a regular item and weighs 1 unit.* [13:26] <&Hebizuka> *Yes, you may wear this vest for yourself.* [13:26] <Tasia> Ok. Putting the vest on. [13:26] <Tasia> And taking the rifle + mags of course. [13:26] <&Hebizuka> *Are you keeping all items?* [13:27] <&Hebizuka> *Got it, arranging sheet...* [13:27] <Tasia> Umm, yeah, I'm taking it all, but I can toss a batteryless phone and just keep a second battery if that saves weight [13:27] <Tasia> And I don't think I need a second key item belt so leave that [13:27] <&Hebizuka> *You can keep only the battery, which weighs 0.1 unit on its own.* [13:27] <Tasia> Ok. [13:28] <Tasia> Allright, so, what's the weight of all this at? [13:29] <&Hebizuka> *Extra battery kept in the backpack. Magazines kept in the tacvest/mag pouches.* [13:29] <Tasia> I'll put the two STANAG mags and one 14-45 mag in the tac vest. [13:30] <Tasia> Well - switch magazines so there's a full one in the pistol and the partial one's in the vest. [13:31] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Para Ordnance P-14.45 - Swapping magazines. [7/14] in vest, [14/14] in weapon. - [14+1/14, 15x HP] [13:32] <Tasia> Relaod the tazer and put it in my TW slot. [13:32] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Tacvest/Mag pouches) 3/3 mags [13:32] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 36.82/40 [13:32] <Tasia> And I'll spare the empty SIG [13:33] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Taser X26c. Taser is now loaded. Taser cartridges remaining: 28. [13:33] <&Hebizuka> *You are about to move the X26c from C5S slot to TW slot. Is this right?* [13:33] <Tasia> Okay.... can I compare the tessen and hammer to judge which looks more damaging? [13:33] <Tasia> Yes. [13:35] <&Hebizuka> *Weapons moved.* [13:35] <Tasia> And.... I'll take my M26 grenade from the pack to fill my fourth Class 4 slot [13:36] <Tasia> Whichever melee weapon feels better to me I'll keep in my Class 5 slot, and toss the other one. [13:36] <&Hebizuka> *Moved M26: Spare => Class 4 fourth slot* [13:37] <&Hebizuka> *You aren't sure which is better between the hammer and the tessen, but you know the tessen is both capable of blunt and sharp damage, while the hammer is purely a blunt weapon.* [13:37] <Tasia> Tessen, then. It's lighter too. [13:37] <&Hebizuka> *Moved Tessen: Spare => C5S slot [13:37] <&Hebizuka> *Dropped: Hammer.* [13:38] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 30.72/40 [13:38] <Tasia> Can I use the satori's clothing or whatever else is at hand to try to clean some of the gunk out of the assault rifle? [13:39] <&Hebizuka> *The L85A2 will need better cleaning tools than just a few rags, unfortunately.* [13:39] <Tasia> Aww, I was hoping to at least do SOME good. [13:40] <Tasia> Anyway, it's better than that crappy Serbu. Speaking of which, I feel less need for it now, so I'll unload it, keep the shotshells, and toss it away [13:40] <Tasia> Likely to explode on me anyway. [13:40] <&Hebizuka> *You have obtained:* [13:40] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, flechette, 2 rounds - weight 0.1 [13:40] <&Hebizuka> *Dropped: Serbu Super-Shorty.* [13:41] <&Hebizuka> *Where do you want to keep the shells? (Tacvest/General) (Pack/Main inv)* [13:41] <Tasia> Pack. [13:41] <&Hebizuka> *Done.* [13:41] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 30.82/40 [13:42] <Tasia> Aaaand, finally, swap the Enfield's magazine for a full one. [13:42] <Tasia> so 30+1 in it [13:42] <Tasia> and 21 in one vest magazine [13:42] <Tasia> Allright. [13:43] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Enfield L85A2. Swapping magazines. [21/30] in vest, [30/30] in weapon. - [30+1/30, 31x FMJ] [13:43] <Tasia> Now that that's all taken care of, I'll examine the Shiny [13:44] <&Hebizuka> *Don't forget there's also a key on the satori's body.* [13:44] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Blue gem - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [13:44] <Tasia> I'm taking that too. [13:44] <&Hebizuka> *Vest or pack?* [13:44] <Tasia> (the key and the gem.) [13:44] <&Hebizuka> *You add the key marked 2899 to your keyring.* [13:45] <Tasia> Uhh. the key? I'll keep it in hand right now, since I'll open the container that it must go to with it next [13:45] <Tasia> Or that. The gem? Pack [13:46] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 30.92/40 [13:46] <Tasia> Now let's see what's in the crate. [13:46] <Tasia> Or container, whatever. [13:47] <Tasia> Attempting to open the container with the newfound key. [13:47] <&Hebizuka> *The electronic lock turns from red to green, and happily announces "TRAP DISABLED", before opening.* [13:48] <&Hebizuka> *You find inside...* [13:48] <&Hebizuka> = Container contents = [13:48] <&Hebizuka> [Paper] "BUG-OUT STUFF IN CASE OF EMERGENCY" [13:48] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Standard backpack: Capacity 50 units [13:48] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Lunch pack - Military rations bag. 5d7 - FT-1 for 7 turns if all 5 portions are eaten in one sitting. [13:48] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Lunch pack - Military rations bag. 5d7 - FT-1 for 7 turns if all 5 portions are eaten in one sitting. [13:48] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [13:48] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [13:48] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [13:48] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - IMI Desert Eagle Mk XIX pistol | .50 AE - Semi-auto | No accessory | Deagle .50 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 - [6+1/7, 7x FMJ] - Cond: Excellent / Clns: Clean [13:48] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Desert Eagle .50 7-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25+0.35 (0.6) - [7/7, 7x FMJ] [13:48] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Desert Eagle .50 7-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25+0.35 (0.6) - [7/7, 7x FMJ] [13:48] <Tasia> Oooooh. [13:49] <Tasia> Yeah um, I'm going to take this. [13:49] <Tasia> Wow. [13:51] <Tasia> In fact, I'm gonna.... put this in my Class 3 spot and spare the 14-45. [13:51] <Tasia> And swap the vest magazine for the 14-45 with one of the Deagle mags. [13:52] <Tasia> Taking the bandages too ofc. [13:52] <Tasia> Errr, that backpack is nicer than the one I have isn't it? [13:52] <&Hebizuka> *Your backpack: 40 units, no specialized carry. This backpack: 50 units, no specialized carry. Upgrade?* [13:53] <Tasia> Aaaahhhhh so much stuuuuffff [13:53] <Tasia> Y, upgrade. [13:53] <&Hebizuka> *All right. Proceeding in order...* [13:53] <&Hebizuka> *Spared the P-14.45, equipped the Derpgle.* [13:53] <&Hebizuka> *Moved the P-14 mag in vest back to the backpack.* [13:54] <&Hebizuka> *Placed one Deagle .50 mag in the vest, and the other in the backpack.* [13:56] <&Hebizuka> *Taking bandages and military rations bags...* [13:56] <Tasia> Yeah, taking it all [13:56] <&Hebizuka> *Upgrading to Standard Backpack...* [13:57] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Tacvest/Mag pouch) 3/3 mags [13:57] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 36.96/50 [13:57] <&Hebizuka> *All done.* [13:58] <Tasia> Okay, and I'll take one of the .50AE rounds from the magazine in my backpack and +1 it into the Deagle. [13:59] <Tasia> So it's completely full. [13:59] <Tasia> Allrighty! [13:59] <Tasia> Feeling good now. [14:00] <&Hebizuka> *Done. Mag in vest: [6/7] (Weight: 0.55). Weapon: [7+1/7, 8x FMJ]* [14:00] <&Hebizuka> *You're all done in the room now.* [14:00] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [14:00] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 5652 - Front door: 384 - Right door: 5863 - Roomstyle: 221 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:00] <Tasia> Right door. [14:01] <&Hebizuka> *Another warehouse room. No-one around, but someone abandoned a magazine on the floor...* [14:01] <Tasia> >examine magazine [14:01] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: PM-63 RAK 15-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.01 (0.51) - [1/15, 1x FMJ] [14:02] <Tasia> What cartridge is this? [14:03] <&Hebizuka> *9x18mm Makarov.* [14:03] <Tasia> eh, I'll take it I guess. [14:03] <Tasia> 9x18 Mak shouldn't be /that/ rare [14:03] <&Hebizuka> *Spare in vest or pack?* [14:03] <Tasia> Pack [14:04] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 37.47/50 [14:04] * Tasia will eat one Leek [14:05] <Tasia> Need a recharge after that gun battle. [14:05] <&Hebizuka> *That leek tasted good! You feel you wouldn't mind more, but you're not hungry either.* [14:06] <Tasia> Okay, I'll eat the other leek then. [14:07] <&Hebizuka> *It tasted just as nice. No real change in how you feel - you feel you'll last for a bit before being hungry.* [14:07] <Tasia> Alright then [14:07] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [14:07] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 4534 - Front door: 5559 - Right door: 3348 - Roomstyle: 145 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:08] <Tasia> Front door please. [14:08] <&Hebizuka> *You go down a few stairs, and reach a regular, featureless room. There is absolutely no-one here, but you see a roll of blue paper.* [14:10] <Tasia> >examine paper [14:11] <&Hebizuka> Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, Hitman, 1x High-carbon steel wire + 1x Pair of grip handles" [14:11] <Tasia> I'll take that. [14:12] * Tasia stuffs it in her pack with the other blueprints [14:12] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [14:12] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 5423 - Front door: 5391 - Right door: 5261 - Roomstyle: 317 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:12] <Tasia> Left door. [14:14] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 36.47/50 [14:16] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. You see a strange creature there, it looks like a large bird, then you notice it has three legs. You found a yatagarasu!* [14:16] <Tasia> Oh shit, another monster. [14:17] <Tasia> Is it armed? [14:17] <&Hebizuka> *It's literally a large, three-legged bird. It doesn't even look like it could carry anything let alone a weapon. It also doesn't look hostile.* [14:18] * Tasia eyes it suspiciously and edges around it, ready to open fire if it tries anything. [14:18] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [14:18] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 7134 - Front door: 130 - Right door: 2703 - Roomstyle: 457 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:18] <Tasia> Front door, if it doesn't attack. [14:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Yatagarasu] *Squawk* You, there! [14:18] * Tasia stops. [14:18] <Tasia> "Yes? You talk?" [14:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Yatagarasu] Why yes I can talk! You look like someone who could use a prayer! Do you want to pray to the Cardinal Gods? I can put you in touch with them right here right now! [14:19] <&Hebizuka> *Attempt a prayer by rolling a 2d6, otherwise you can just leave.* [14:19] <Tasia> "Umm. I'm not sure if I trust you with that, but as long as you don't do anything suspicious...." [14:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Yatagarasu] I'm a three-legged bird, squawk! What do you expect me to do, peck you to death? I'm not that desperate! [14:20] <Tasia> "Well, mosre suspicious than being a talking bird that's trying to get me to pray with you, anyway." [14:20] <Tasia> "What the heck, you're not armed." [14:20] <Tasia> "I'll do it." [14:20] <Tasia> @roll 1#2d6 [14:20] <MazeBot> Tasia: 12 [14:21] <&Hebizuka> *A huge beam of light bursts through the ceiling, and the combined booming voices of the Gods is heard!* [14:21] <Tasia> "Gah! They're real!" [14:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Gods] Contestant! Heed our call! Use our gift wisely! [14:21] <&Hebizuka> *The yatagarasu disappeared. Something has replaced it instead.* [14:22] <Tasia> "What do you mean by 'wisely'?" [14:22] <Tasia> >examine the Something [14:23] <&Hebizuka> *It's a pretty box, which is silverish in color and very shiny, like platinum. It looks like a firearm carrying case.* [14:23] <&Hebizuka> *Open it?* [14:23] <Tasia> Y [14:26] <&Hebizuka> = Divine gift = [14:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Custom 1911SS pistol named "Infinity" | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | M1911A1 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [9+1/10, 10x HP] - Cond: Brand new / Clns: Perfect [14:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Muzzle brake, .45 ACP [14:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Reflex sight: EOTech MRDS. [14:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Colt M1911A1 10-round extended magazine. Weight: 0.25+0.2 (0.45) [10/10, 10x HP] [14:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Colt M1911A1 10-round extended magazine. Weight: 0.25+0.2 (0.45) [10/10, 10x HP] [14:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Colt M1911A1 10-round extended magazine. Weight: 0.25+0.2 (0.45) [10/10, 10x HP] [14:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Rail adapter: A1911 - Can be attached to any 1911SS or 1911DS family [14:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Laser sight: Laserlyte SCV4 [Battery: 100%] [14:26] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .45 ACP, HP, 30 rounds - weight 0.6 [14:26] <&Hebizuka> *You should examine the custom handgun.* [14:26] * Tasia examines! [14:27] <Tasia> Hoo, I love my .45s [14:28] <&Hebizuka> *The highly customized 1911 is silver; both frame and slide. It has unique grips, a gold-accented engraving which reads "∞ INFINITY" on the left side of the slide, a gold-accented ∞ on the grips, and some Japanese text engraved in black on the right side of the slide.* [14:28] <&Hebizuka> *The barrel is threaded and ported, golden in color (which denotes it is made of carbon steel with titanium nitride coating), and even has a scope rail mount.* [14:29] <Tasia> Welp. I'll attach all of the accessories, load and +1 it, and put it in my Class 3 spot and swap.... Deagle to TW slot and Tazer to Class 5. [14:29] <Tasia> And spare the tessen. [14:31] <&Hebizuka> *Taser X26c moved to C5S, Tessen moved to backpack, Desert Eagle moved to TW. Hold on...* [14:35] <Tasia> (Ok. Taking one .45 round from my half-full 14-45 mag to +1-load Infinity. Swapping the partially full STANAG mag in my vest for one 1911 10-round mag.) [14:35] <&Hebizuka> *Equipped "Infinity" in Class 3.* [14:36] <&Hebizuka> *P-14.45 mag in pack: [6/14]. "Infinity": [10+1/10]* [14:37] <Tasia> Also I'll throw away my 10mm muzzle brake because I don't think I'll want it at this rate. [14:37] <&Hebizuka> *STANAG mag [21/30] => Pack. Taken one of the M1911A1 10-rd mags [10/10], placed it in vest.* [14:38] <&Hebizuka> *Dropped 10mm Auto muzzle brake.* [14:39] <Tasia> Can I take the box it came in too? [14:40] <Tasia> Just because. [14:40] <Tasia> (This is a good day for guns. wow.) [14:40] <&Hebizuka> *It won't fit in the backpack, sadly.* [14:41] <Tasia> Oh well. [14:41] <&Hebizuka> *Keep the other two mags? If so, spare in vest/general or pack?* [14:41] <Tasia> Yes, keep them, in vest/general I guess [14:42] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Tacvest/General) 0.9/6 [14:42] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 39.66/50 [14:42] <&Hebizuka> *Keep the spare ammo as well, I suppose?* [14:42] <Tasia> Yes. [14:43] <&Hebizuka> *Stowed in tacvest/general.* [14:43] <Tasia> Well, reload the 14-45 magazine to full and put the rest in the vest. [14:43] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] P-14 magazine: +8x HP - [14/14, 14x HP] [14:44] <&Hebizuka> *22 rounds of .45 ACP, HP remaining.* [14:44] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Tacvest/General) 1.34/6 [14:44] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 39.82/50 [14:45] <Tasia> I think I'm ready to rock, boss. [14:45] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [14:45] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 3103 - Front door: 3947 - Right door: 812 - Roomstyle: 513 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [14:45] <Tasia> Right door. [14:45] <&Hebizuka> *Damn right.* [14:51] <&Hebizuka> *A radio room. You can use the @radio here... You also spot some food on the table, right next.* [14:52] * Tasia checks the Food out. [14:52] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Carrot. 1d6 [14:52] * Tasia eats it. [14:53] <&Hebizuka> *That tasted great!* [14:53] <Tasia> @radio [14:53] <MazeBot> [Dance/Eurodance] unlimitedDance 103.4 with DJ B. Cheetah - http://bit.ly/1hMksNz [14:53] <Tasia> "Not my kind of music but it works." [14:53] * Tasia cranks up the volume anyway [14:54] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [14:54] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 2611 - Front door: 4909 - Right door: 1740 - Roomstyle: 202 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [14:54] <Tasia> Front door. [14:56] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside an office, with as usual, four computers. There's the usual office clutter, a sticky note on one of the monitors, and some clothing on the floor.* [14:56] <Tasia> >examine clothing [14:57] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Bandana - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 1 - [Cond: Damaged] [14:57] * Tasia shrugs and leaves it, then checks the sticky note. [14:59] <&Hebizuka> [Note] "Thanks for the money, man. Like promised, I changed everyone's passwords to "bosscunt". Your login name is still PC3kwebber. -Sysadmin" [14:59] <&Hebizuka> [Note] "P.S.: We'll get that boss fired soon." [14:59] <Tasia> Welp. Time to log on, I guess. [14:59] * Tasia pulls up a computer chair and tries logging in. [15:00] <Tasia> Let's see what these magic fingers can do~ [15:00] <&Hebizuka> *You access the desktop of that one kwebber. As usual, a Files folder and a MazeNet access.* [15:00] <Tasia> Hmm, let's open the files folder first and snoop around. [15:01] <Tasia> Anything interesting? [15:01] <&Hebizuka> *Inside, you see a text file named "evidence.txt", and two image files.* [15:01] <Tasia> Open the text file first. [15:03] <Tasia> And then the image files after I've read that [15:04] <&Hebizuka> [evidence.txt] "Kevin Webber - personal log. I've finally managed to find out our boss's implication with criminal groups and the reason our pay had been cut in half suddenly since the last four months. I need to show those pictures to the sysadmin, make sure he can't access our PCs anymore. Those photos are so valuable, I think the police will want to look at it closely; it's members of the Yatela family! [15:04] <&Hebizuka> [First picture] *Two men, one exchanging a large amount of money for what appears to be expensive-looking firearms. The one with money in hand is circled in red; presumably the boss.* [15:05] <&Hebizuka> [Second picture] *A clearer shot of the first picture, showing clearly the boss's face.* [15:05] <Tasia> Is there a printer here? [15:05] <&Hebizuka> *There is one.* [15:05] <Tasia> And how many computers? [15:05] <&Hebizuka> *Four.* [15:06] <&Hebizuka> *All four PCs share the printer, apparently.* [15:06] <Tasia> I'll print 5 copies each of the text and pics. [15:06] <Tasia> Fold up one set of copies inder each keyboard and lay put the 5th on the table visibly. [15:06] <Tasia> under* [15:06] <Tasia> -lay [15:07] <&Hebizuka> *The printer works, and puts out the photos one by one, then the text files.* [15:07] <Tasia> Then, I'll rip up the sticky note and shove the shreds somewhere where they'll be hard to find. [15:08] <&Hebizuka> *You have the feeling you did a good action today!* [15:08] <Tasia> Finally, after that, I'll log onto MazeNet and look for somewhere to post these files. [15:08] <Tasia> Fuck corporate sleaze. [15:08] <&Hebizuka> *Search is brought up, and asks for a search query.* [15:09] <Tasia> "police email" first [15:09] <&Hebizuka> *Search suggests the official website of the Mazes' police force, which has a contact page.* [15:09] <Tasia> Arrighty, let's send them copies of the files [15:10] <Tasia> And then search for some kind of public bulletin board [15:11] <&Hebizuka> *Files sent!* [15:12] <Tasia> Does MazeNet have an equivalent of *chan or reddit? Let's see! [15:12] <Tasia> Or anything where people can post stuff that a lot of people will see. [15:14] <Tasia> If not, that's ok, because I'll search for contact info for news media next. [15:17] <&Hebizuka> *Search suggests ForuMaze, a public forum/BBS website which allows users to log in and discuss about various topics.* [15:17] <&Hebizuka> *The website has various categories, typically seen on imageboards, but mainly resembles a traditional forum.* [15:19] <Tasia> Mmmkay, I'll post the files on there too. [15:20] <Tasia> (anonymously if possible) [15:20] <&Hebizuka> *You write a short explanation of the situation, along with uploaded copies of the files you just read, in the "General" category. And you were able to do so successfully as an anon.* [15:20] <&Hebizuka> *You then realize something... There's a familiar logo on the desktop background.* [15:20] <Tasia> Allright, now to search for a news media email and send them copies too. [15:21] <Tasia> Oh? [15:21] <Tasia> What is it? [15:21] <&Hebizuka> *You just realized the ForuMaze logo is on the desktop background. It appears that you're in one of the offices used by the site staff.* [15:21] <Tasia> Huh, okay. [15:21] <&Hebizuka> *You did post as anonymous, but you realize the big fat "MODERATOR" tag under your "Anon" name.* [15:21] <Tasia> lol! [15:22] <Tasia> welp, that should give it credence. [15:22] <&Hebizuka> *You have the feeling this is about to cause a lot of tremors online.* [15:22] <Tasia> "Viva la revolution, I guess." [15:23] <Tasia> Eh, the news probably wouldn't care about this too much then. [15:23] <Tasia> I think I've gotten the job done. [15:23] <&Hebizuka> *Search suggests several news websites, though.* [15:23] <Tasia> Well, if there's any that look to be oriented toward techies... [15:24] <Tasia> They can get it [15:24] <Tasia> otherwise I doubt they'd care [15:24] <&Hebizuka> *Search suggests the official websites of four TV channels; THNN and MBC (human-biased), YWN and Kitsune News (youkai-biased).* [15:24] <&Hebizuka> *All four are general news websites, when one puts aside their political slant.* [15:25] <Tasia> Meh. Yeah they're not gonna care. [15:25] <Tasia> I think my work is done here. I'll clear the browser history and put things back as I found them. [15:26] <&Hebizuka> *You clear the history, and log out.* [15:26] <Tasia> "I wish I'd remembered what it was I was going to do on here before all of that..." [15:26] <Tasia> "Can't be helped, I guess." [15:26] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [15:26] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 1402 - Front door: 4159 - Right door: 2821 - Roomstyle: 338 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:26] <Tasia> Right door. [15:29] <&Hebizuka> *You go down a few stairs. You find yourself in a shrine with an altar to the Gods. The shrine maiden is however not around. There's an object in the donation box...* [15:29] * Tasia looks at the Object [15:31] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [15:31] <Tasia> Hmmm...I'll take that and replace it with: [15:32] <Tasia> [Weapon accessory] Laser sight: CORSAK. - [Battery: 74%] [15:32] <Tasia> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: .338 Lapua Magnum [15:32] <Tasia> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: PM-63 RAK 15-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.01 (0.51) - [1/15, 1x FMJ] [15:32] <Tasia> [Ammunition] .44 Magnum, +P+, 9 rounds - weight 0.18 [15:33] <Tasia> ...And 11 P$ too for the heck of it [15:33] <Tasia> Wait... I'll take the battery out of the CORSAK and keep the battery [15:33] <Tasia> if it fits my pistol's laser sight, anyhow [15:34] <Tasia> That should be more than enough to make up for the vial. [15:36] <&Hebizuka> *You have removed the battery from the CORSAK and obtained this:* [15:36] <Tasia> So, if the battery looks like it'll fit anything else I have, I'll keep it, if not, leave it in the CORSAK [15:36] <&Hebizuka> [Item] Weapon Light and Laser Battery (WL2 Battery). A type of small battery used to power accessories such as weapon lights and laser sights. [Power remaining: 74%] - Weight 0.1 [15:37] <Tasia> Mmmkay. Extra time for my Infinity's laser sight then. [15:38] <Tasia> Guess I'll pray too and see what happens. [15:41] <&Hebizuka> *First: Taking the vial.* [15:41] <&Hebizuka> *Next, dropping the above-listed items.* [15:42] <&Hebizuka> *I don't see the .338 silencer; it was perhaps dropped already.* [15:42] <&Hebizuka> *Lastly, extracting the WL2 battery from the CORSAK and keeping it.* [15:48] <Tasia> Um. Since it doesn't do anything to leave this in the donation box... can I just leave the 11 P$ there and offer the items on the altar? [15:49] <&Hebizuka> *Yes you may.* [15:49] <Tasia> Let's do that then. [15:50] <&Hebizuka> *You've offered a magazine with one round inside, a laser sight with no battery, and nine rounds of .44 Magnum +P+ to the Gods.* [15:50] <&Hebizuka> *They seem to appreciate. You have a very positive feeling.* [15:50] <Tasia> Proably a really crappy offering, but the rest of the stuff I might need. [15:51] * Tasia prays, then. [15:51] <Tasia> @roll 1#2d6 [15:51] <MazeBot> Tasia: 8 [15:51] <Tasia> At least to say thanks for earlier. [15:52] <&Hebizuka> *+2 bonus to the prayer score, which is now 10.* [15:52] <&Hebizuka> *You don't get anything this time, but you feel like you have divine benediction, today.* [15:52] <Tasia> Well, that's a plus. [15:52] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [15:52] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 2172 - Front door: 1202 - Right door: 2039 - Roomstyle: 424 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [15:53] <Tasia> eh. I'll tear one of the blank pages out of that book I got in the first room I was in, and fold a paper crane for the miko and leave that in the donation box too, [15:54] <Tasia> What the heck, can't hurt. [15:54] <&Hebizuka> *Adorable!* [15:54] <Tasia> @roll 1#2d6 [15:54] <MazeBot> Tasia: 3 [15:54] <Tasia> Paper folding skills. [15:55] <Tasia> IT'S A CRANE DAMMIT [15:55] <&Hebizuka> *You utterly fail at folding a crane.ù [15:55] <&Hebizuka> *It's now an elaborate ball of crumpled paper.* [15:55] * Tasia throws it away, tears out another page that doesn't look important, and makes a paper airplane instead! [15:56] <Tasia> I can do that! [15:56] <&Hebizuka> *You succeed, since it's not very hard.* [15:56] <Tasia> Okay, Front door. [15:57] <Tasia> Hope she likes her airplane. [15:57] <&Hebizuka> *An electrical room, with a computer, and the sound of power machinery behind the walls. You spot an interesting object.* [15:57] <Tasia> >examine intersting object! [15:58] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Toolkit) Basic Toolkit; allows for crafting items on Level 1 blueprints. [15:58] <&Hebizuka> *Unfortunately you already have a better toolkit. This is of no use to you.* [15:58] <Tasia> Leave it, then. [15:59] <Tasia> I'll get on the computer and fiddle with the power grid again, like last time. [15:59] <Tasia> Setting everything to 100% [15:59] <&Hebizuka> *The power control computer requests a password, this time.* [16:00] <Tasia> Blah. Okay, nevermind. [16:00] * Tasia moves ever onward. [16:00] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [16:00] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 6449 - Front door: 2084 - Right door: 2432 - Roomstyle: 188 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [16:00] <Tasia> Left. [16:02] <&Hebizuka> *You go up a short volley of stairs, ending up in a storage area. There is a mean-looking creature here... a were-rat, currently in its most human form; it still has an ugly face, ears, a tail and... what is that, is that a raging erection???* [16:02] <Tasia> Welp. [16:02] <Tasia> It's gonna die. [16:02] <Tasia> Assuming I don't need silver to kill it. [16:03] <&Hebizuka> *No you don't.* [16:03] <Tasia> Then I'll put 7 rounds full-auto at its head with the Enfield. [16:04] <Tasia> Not gonna ask questions with this thing. [16:04] <&Hebizuka> *The wererat squeaks, and by squeaks I mean "annoying screech", then lunges towards you, going to try and bite you.* [16:04] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1! Let's see the order...* [16:05] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Wererat, You.* [16:05] <&Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [16:05] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:05] <MazeBot> [HEAD] Head [16:05] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [16:05] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [16:05] <&Hebizuka> *You watch the disgusting, horny creature fail to get a bite off of your head.* [16:05] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [16:05] <Tasia> @roll 7#2d6 [16:05] <MazeBot> Tasia: 9;5;4;3;10;9;9 [16:06] <&Hebizuka> *Malfunction!* [16:06] <Tasia> "Fuck!" [16:06] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, Miss, Failure* [16:06] <&Hebizuka> *You stovepipe on the third shot, which forces you to clear the jam instead of shooting the rest. Satisfyingly enough you managed to land a hit on the wererat's head.* [16:08] <&Hebizuka> *Thankfully that one shot is enough to put the ratman down.* [16:08] <Tasia> Whew. [16:08] <&Hebizuka> Tasia [L85A2] Wererat /H\ [16:08] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [16:08] * Tasia takes a pause to wipe the sweat from her brow [16:09] * Tasia reloads the Enfield L5A2 up to full again from the magazine in her pack [16:10] <Tasia> (18/30 in that mag, 30+1 in the L5A2) [16:10] <Tasia> Has it got any items on it? [16:10] <Tasia> The wererat I mean [16:11] <Tasia> L85A2* [16:11] <&Hebizuka> *Removed 3 rounds from STANAG mag in the pack. STANAG mag in pack: [18/30]. L85A2: [30+1/30]* [16:11] <&Hebizuka> *The wererat is not carrying anything of use. It's just a dead corpse now.* [16:12] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [16:12] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 238 - Front door: 1652 - Right door: 3663 - Roomstyle: 206 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [16:12] <Tasia> Right door, 3663 sounds lucky [16:12] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Only one door ahead (!mrooms1). You spot a strange object on the floor.* [16:12] <Tasia> Examine the strange object. [16:15] <&Hebizuka> [Item] Tiny shotgun barrel. It seems to be a very short 12 gauge shotgun barrel, but it won't work as a weapon on its own. Perhaps it's a piece of a weapon? [16:15] <Tasia> Interesting. [16:15] <Tasia> I'll put it in my pack. [16:15] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 38.3/50 [16:16] <Tasia> !mrooms1 [16:16] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Unique door: 3175 - Roomstyle: 124 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:16] <Tasia> Unique door, let's go [16:16] <Tasia> bring on the mission! [16:27] <Tasia> Oh wait shit. [16:27] <Tasia> Before the misison. [16:28] <Tasia> My ACOG scope is compatible with my L85A2 according to the wiki. [16:28] <Tasia> Let's attach that. [16:28] <&Hebizuka> *Sure thing.* [16:28] <&Hebizuka> * Scope[ACOG,4x] attached to the L85A2.* [16:28] <Tasia> Didn't even think to check earlier. [16:31] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a kitchen, where a chef is working; this is an active restaurant. The chef hears you enter, and turns, seemingly very happy to see you enter.* [16:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Ah! You there, miss! Welcome to my establishment! This is a very special occasion! [16:32] <Tasia> "Ah, hello. What's the occasion?" [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *You notice only one other customer in here; a lone tengu, quietly reading some sort of book. You see he has a handgun holstered, but seems to keep to himself. You wonder if he's the unlucky 999th.* [16:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] You are my thousandth customer! Please, come and sit down, I'm going to serve you a Sinners Sandwich, on the house. [16:34] <Tasia> "Wow, thank you. Wait, what's in a Sinner's Sandwich?" [16:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] It's real delicious, you'll see. Two pieces of bread, in which you'll find sliced turkey breast, strawberry jam, and cereal. Try it! [16:35] <Tasia> "Um." [16:35] <~SU_Tempest> *You're immediately served; looks like he planned the occasion.* [16:36] <Tasia> "Th-thanks." [16:36] <Tasia> Mumbles to self: No wonder why he's only had 1000 customers. [16:37] <&Hebizuka> *You may decide to eat the offered meal, order something else at your expense, or just wait.* [16:37] * Tasia smiles, picks up the sandwich as if she's going to eat it, and waits for him to leave. [16:37] <&Hebizuka> *The chef turns, asks you to enjoy your meal and returns to his kitchen area.* [16:37] <&Hebizuka> *He seems to be flipping steaks for burgers.* [16:38] * Tasia puts it back on her plate and goes over to the tengu. [16:38] <Tasia> "Eh, excuse me. Would you like this?" [16:38] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu wordlessly turns.* [16:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Sure, I guess... [16:38] <Tasia> "It's not really something that appeals to me." [16:39] <&Hebizuka> *The tengu swallows the sandwich in exactly ONE bite, despite it looks like it'd take you at least four or five, shrugs, thanks you quietly, and returns to his book.* [16:39] <Tasia> I have no idea what this mission is supposed to be. [16:40] <&Hebizuka> *Suddenly, three people barge in the restaurant, a Maze Sergeant flanked with two subordinate Privates, and walk towards the quiet tengu.* [16:40] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] You piece of shit, I finally found you! [16:40] <&Hebizuka> *One of the two subordinates shoves you away from the youkai.* [16:40] <Tasia> "What's going on?" [16:40] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Out of the way, you. [16:40] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol2] Yeah this ain't your gig. [16:41] <Tasia> "I suppose it isn't, but I am here in the way after all." [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu's expression turns to fear. He is frozen, and listens to the Sergeant berate him.* [16:42] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] You thought you could get away without me noticing huh? Here, here, look. Look at what you've forced me to pay for, you fucking thief. *He draws a handgun, which looks noticeably beat and worn, pointing it right at the tengu's nose.* [16:42] <Tasia> "Hey, hey!" [16:42] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] I'm stuck with this piss-shit .380 since you stole MY GUN! [16:42] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol2] *You're shoved again.* I said BACK OFF! [16:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] I didn't do nothing, you got the wrong guy! [16:42] <Tasia> "Why don't you two just trade guns then?" [16:43] <~SU_Tempest> *The Sergeant turns, and stares at you with a horrible deathglare.* [16:43] <Tasia> "I mean, you'd get yours back, and be rid of the one you hate, and there wouldn't even be a mess to clean up that way." [16:43] <Tasia> "Seems easier to me." [16:43] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] And who the hell are you? Some kinda youkai-lover? [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] I don't HAVE your gun... [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] YES YOU DO. I SEE IT RIGHT HERE ON YOUR THIGH, YOU FUCKING LIAR. [16:44] <Tasia> "I don't give a shit, to be honest. Just, um, enjoying my sandwich." [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] You'll enjoy your meal OUTSIDE. GET OUT. [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] You! *Points at you.* Do something! KILL THEM! PLEASE! [16:45] <Tasia> "I said I don't give a shit. About either of you. I think I'd rather stay." [16:45] <&Hebizuka> *The situation is obviously very tense, and the chef seems lost... but slowly reaches for a shotgun.* [16:45] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Last warning, sunshine. Either you get out of here, or I'm shooting you along with birdface here. [16:45] <Tasia> @cover [16:45] <MazeBot> A wooden crate. (Health: 24, LDV modifier: -1. AC Eqv: Hardskin. Pass-through threshold: 6+ dmg. Pain modifier: x1) [16:46] <Tasia> This looks like it's going to end up in a clustefuck no matter what. [16:46] <Tasia> Maybe I should grenade all of them. [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *You are currently on your own side with the chef, while all soldiers and the tengu are on their own. Beware if you choose to use a grenade.* [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *Don't forget to roll 2d6 to take cover if you're going to do that.* [16:47] <Tasia> "I don't even know what the..." [16:47] <Tasia> So the grenade would hit all the soldiers and the tengu? [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *Yes it would, unless something happens that changes the configuration.* [16:48] <Tasia> I don't know who to trust but at least one side is clearly bad news. [16:48] <Tasia> @roll 1#2d6 [16:48] <MazeBot> Tasia: 6 [16:48] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol1] Look miss, if you really wanna be useful, shoot the birdface. He's a thief. [16:48] <Tasia> Cover check [16:48] <Tasia> "Fine, I'll get out of your way..." [16:49] <&Hebizuka> *You rush behind the crate, but the Soldiers aren't sure of your intentions yet. The fight hasn't started, so you make it behind the crate without penalty.* [16:49] * Tasia peeks over the top, holding her m26 grenade with a finger through the pin ring. [16:50] <&Hebizuka> *Everyone suddenly gasps in fear.* [16:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] W-whoa whoa whoa there's surely a better way. [16:50] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Are you stupid? Do you want to kill all of us? [16:50] <Tasia> How did they see? [16:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] For the love of all that is holy PUT THE GRENADE DOWN. [16:52] <Tasia> "I don't trust any of you! So if you're going to wave guns around in my face, I'd just as soon take you all out together! Now put your hands up and drop your guns, all of you!" [16:52] <Tasia> Let's roll with this anyway. [16:53] <Tasia> "You're either going to settle this like civilized people or all get blasted to chunks and the Chef here can use you for chili. Your call." [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Whoa... whoa... cannibalism is illegal! [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> *The Sergeant reluctantly complies and puts his handgun on the floor, not bothering to unsling his rifle.* [16:53] <Tasia> "Cat food then!" [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] You guys, drop the guns. 16:54] <Tasia> "Chef, if you please, go collect their weapons." [16:55] * Tasia switches over to the Infinity and kettps her aim on the group [16:55] <~SU_Tempest> *The chef points his shotgun at the tengu.* [16:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] H-hey, you too! Your gun, on the floor, now! [16:55] <Tasia> keeps* [16:55] <Tasia> Is he talking to the tengu or me? [16:55] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu reluctantly agrees, and mutters something you parse as "Don't need it". He was talking to the tengu.* [16:56] <Tasia> "Ahh. Very good, very good." [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> *Everyone is now disarmed, as the chef drags everyone's weapons (save for a slung rifle on the Sergeant's back, which, if he knows what's good for him, better now draw) behind the counter.* [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Fine, youkai lover, what do you want? [16:56] <Tasia> "Now. Why don't you all explain your case. Birdy first, since he was here first, then the Sergeant." [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] I don't have nothing to tell to no dirty humans... you all are the same. [16:57] <Tasia> "I just saved your life, show some gratitide." [16:58] <Tasia> "If you don't cooperate then you have no case and I'll let the Sergeant have his handgun back." [17:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Fuck off, human, I don't owe you nothing. We barely have anything already, I've got enough with the camo-boys waving their guns around. I don't need civvies butting in. [17:01] <Tasia> "So you're saying that you'd rather I just let them shoot you? Is that it?" [17:01] <Tasia> "You're all disgusting. I should have just thrown the grenade." [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Sure, shoot me, if you're itching your panties so much. My folks will get their revenge. I didn't kill nobody. [17:01] <Tasia> "Nobody accused you of that!" [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol1] Thieves ain't welcome either! [17:02] <Tasia> "Sergeant, what's your story here?" [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Enough, private. If miss sandwich absolutely wants no trouble, then I'll ask for my pistol back, and we're outta here no questions asked; we'll leave you to do whatever you want to the youkai. This tengu is a notorious activist, a known thief, and a liar at that. It's not the first time he does it. [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] I just want birdface youkai here to understand that I'm not going to tolerate that crap much longer. [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu stares at the officer as if he was going to spit at his face.* [17:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] We can barely salvage food for ourselves with you fuckers "raiding" our houses, not hesitating to steal and rape yourselves, and kill anyone who opposes! And you get pissy over a handgun? [17:05] <Tasia> "Hey, here's an idea. Why don't the two of you just settle it with fists? Nobody else gets hurt, and you both deserve a punch in the face or two. Justice will get served." [17:05] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu grins.* [17:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] With fists eh? Anytime... [17:06] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Oh sure, pit me in a fistfight with a martial arts master. Great idea. [17:06] <Tasia> "You'll probably even both live to feel stupid about it in the morning." [17:06] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] I know what's gonna happen, he's going to kill me with his bare hands. [17:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Not so tough without your rifles eh? [17:06] <Tasia> "Well, got a better suggestion? Checkers, perhaps?" [17:07] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol2] This is getting ridiculous! Give us the sergeant's handgun and let's get this over with! [17:09] <Tasia> "How am I supposed to choose between a bunch of bullying thugs and a birdman who doesn't value his own life enough to stick up for himself?" [17:09] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] He's a liar, miss. We don't "raid" youkai houses. Not my squad. [17:10] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol1] Shit I'd never touch tengu ass even if I was paid a million... That's just not right. [17:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Fucking liar. [17:10] * Tasia sighs.... [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Look, I- I got an idea, okay? [17:12] <Tasia> "Let's hear it." [17:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] I give the Sergeant his handgun back, then he walks away with his two friends, and we take care of the tengu. Peacefully. O-okay? [17:12] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Fine with me. [17:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] You're going to kill me, huh? [17:12] <Tasia> "Give all the guns back - /unloaded with no magazines/." [17:13] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] No, no. Leave the guns here. We'll come back later. Tengu, if you value your life, now's the time to run the fuck away. [17:13] <Tasia> "Soldiers walk one way, tengu walks the other, till you're both out of sight." [17:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] You, the girl with the fancy 1911! [17:13] <Tasia> "Yes?" [17:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] If you're not gonna let me keep "his" pistol, give me something! Anything! But I'm not running out of here unarmed. Just gimme some sort of weapon and I'm out of your faces for good. I'll even move outta the sector. [17:15] <Tasia> "Wait a minute, okay?" [17:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Cmon! [17:15] <Tasia> "Sarge, take the magazine out of your rifle and snap the bolt, just so we're safe." [17:15] <~SU_Tempest> *He does so, and passes it to the Chef who adds it to the pile.* [17:16] <Tasia> "Allright, Soldiers, go left. Tengu, go right." [17:16] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldiers move themselves to the back corner in the left, while the tengu pretty much doesn't move, being already on the right corner.* [17:16] <Tasia> "But to be fair, I'll let the Tengu have my tessen. Can't shoot anyone with that, but it is a weapon." [17:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] A tessen? You have a tessen? Let me see it... [17:17] <Tasia> "Seems like a good compromise to me." [17:17] <Tasia> "Back over into the corner, so I can get it from my pack without worring about geting jumped." [17:18] <Tasia> worrying* [17:19] * Tasia pulls it out and tosses it onot a table. [17:19] <Tasia> onto, rather [17:19] <Tasia> can't type. [17:19] <Tasia> Anyhow. [17:20] <Tasia> Soldiers with unloaded guns and a tengu with a fan sound like a fair match. [17:20] <&Hebizuka> *The tengu grabs the tessen, unfolds it and observes it, smiling.* [17:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Just like mom used to fight with back in the day... Thanks. I'm outta here for good, I swear. [17:21] <Tasia> "Alright, now you go get lost too. Over to the right, not after the soldiers." [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> *He runs out through one of the doors, never to be seen again.* [17:21] <Tasia> Are the soldiers gone? [17:22] <&Hebizuka> *No, they're staying.* [17:22] <&Hebizuka> *Watching this unfold, no pun intended.* [17:22] <Tasia> "Get moving, this isn't a hotel!" [17:24] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] We'll be coming back, chef, to get our gear. And you, miss? Thanks. [17:24] <~SU_Tempest> *He orders his two subordinates to bug out through another door.* [17:24] <Tasia> "Don't thank me." [17:24] <Tasia> "Don't fucking thank me." [17:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Whoa nelly... No violence! You actually solved that clusterfuck without violence! I'd have long started ducking and thinking about how much ammo I have left if it was me... [17:25] <Tasia> "I was /this close/ to blasting the wall out of your fine establisment here. You don't even know." [17:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Can't believe nobody was hurt. Amazing. You actually saved my restaurant from a bloodshed... I am the one who needs to thank you! Here, here, I know just what to do. [17:26] <&Hebizuka> *He opens his till, and drops money for you.* [17:26] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 500 P$ [17:26] <Tasia> "Thanks." [17:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] For you! I insist! And I'll talk to everyone about you! If we had a hundred gals doing what you do, the conflict would be OVER, I swear. [17:27] <Tasia> "If you /insist/, then I can't very well decline, can I?" [17:27] <Tasia> "But you don't need to spread the word about me. I'm not out to be a hero." [17:27] <Tasia> "At least, not in the traditional sense." [17:28] <Tasia> "It seems to keep happening, though, no matter what I do..." [17:28] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1350 P$* [17:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Mama said, heroes never become heroes cuz they wanted to! [17:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] That might explain why I'm a chef in a piddly restaurant, because I always wanted to be a hero. Sigh. [17:29] <Tasia> "Look, I've done some pretty awful stuff in the past. In my old life. So maybe.... maybe.... huh." [17:29] * Tasia ponders for a bit. [17:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] I'm gonna close shop for now. Sorry if you wanted lessons or more food. Imma ask you to leave now. I need a day off... [17:30] <Tasia> "Okay. You could use one, I imagine." [17:30] <Tasia> What are the weapons left behind? [17:30] <Tasia> And the rifle magaine. [17:30] <Tasia> Any 5.56 or .45? [17:30] <Tasia> "Also - you don't want to be a hero. Trust me." [17:31] <~SU_Tempest> *The Chef immediately stands in the way of his counter. He doesn't want you to look at the Soldiers' gear.* [17:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] What'd I say? Out, out please. I gotta close shop. [17:31] <Tasia> "Bah, allright. Take care of yourself, okay? Oh, one more thing." [17:32] <Tasia> "Can we swap phone numbers? If you really want to be a hero sometime, I may have an opportunity for you." [17:33] * Tasia waves her mobile phone [17:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Uh, um, uh. I don't have a phone, sorry. [17:33] <Tasia> Is there any indication what the number of my mobile phone is? [17:34] <~SU_Tempest> *Your phone number is dependent on your current location. Phone numbers are not subscriber based but location based.* [17:34] <~SU_Tempest> (Yes, it's a strange system.) [17:35] <Tasia> "Oh.... allright. Fartewell then, but I have a feeling we might run into each other again." [17:35] <Tasia> Farewell* [17:35] <Tasia> I must be getting tired. [17:35] <&Hebizuka> *Mission passed! Three doors ahead.* [17:35] <Tasia> "Take care of yourself." [17:35] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [17:35] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 1071 - Front door: 1310 - Right door: 7304 - Roomstyle: 68 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [17:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Y-you too! [17:35] <Tasia> Front door. [17:37] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Only one door ahead (!mrooms1). There is clothing on the floor here...* [17:37] <Tasia> >examine clothing. Why not. [17:37] <Tasia> Why the heck not. [17:37] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Galoshes - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Damaged] [17:38] * Tasia kicks them aside and watches them bounce [17:38] <&Hebizuka> *The rubbery objects bounce around in a fun manner.* [17:38] * Tasia lights a cigarette. [17:38] <Tasia> Allrighty. [17:39] <Tasia> Rest time for now. [17:39] <Tasia> That was a hell of a run. [17:40] * Tasia relaxes and inghales the smoke, as the end credits for Episode #3 begin to scroll [17:41] <&Hebizuka> *You light yourself a cigarette, which gives you the familiar, awareness-reducing but relaxing (and hunger-slowing) buzz.* [17:41] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [17:44] <&Hebizuka> 49 rooms (+16), 3 kills (+2), 0 SEs, 2 missions (+1), 1 Amulet, 1350 P$ (+489), 0 Runs [17:45] <&Hebizuka> Score: 114 pts (+35) [17:45] <&Hebizuka> Position: 5th (+1) [17:45] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [17:45] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 2/13 (15%) [17:45] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 0/1 (0%) [17:45] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 2/14 (14% accuracy) [17:45] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [17:45] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 9/23 (39%) [17:45] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 0/1 (0%) [17:45] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 9/24 (38% accuracy) [17:45] <&Hebizuka> =Progress today= [17:45] <&Hebizuka> +1 youkai eliminated [17:45] <&Hebizuka> Combat rifle +1 [17:45] <&Hebizuka> Pistol +1 [17:45] <&Hebizuka> Headshots +2