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[21:07] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Dana. You've visited 105 rooms so far, next special room at the 111th (Workshop). No special conditions to report. !mrooms3 to continue.* [21:09] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:09] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 3357 - Front door: 5736 - Right door: 3848 - Roomstyle: 239 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [21:09] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [21:11] <&Hebizuka> *A swamp room. You suddenly waddle in six inches of murky water. There's a package floating in the water here...* [21:12] <DanaLove> \\ Check for traps and examine package \\ [21:12] <&Hebizuka> *No traps found.* [21:12] <&Hebizuka> [Bionics] Body implant - "Hydra Skin" body resiliency enhancer [21:13] <DanaLove> \\ Take it. I also notice I am hungry and desire to eat a Cheeseburger \\ [21:13] <&Hebizuka> *You presently do not feel that hungry; it's probably just the cheeseburger envy.* [21:13] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d55 Nutrition [21:13] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 6 [21:13] <&Hebizuka> *That thing went stale.* [21:13] <&Hebizuka> *It didn't do much to sate you.* [21:14] <DanaLove> \\I curse my cheeseburger craving and press on\\ [21:14] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:14] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4520 - Front door: 3993 - Right door: 760 - Roomstyle: 398 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [21:14] <DanaLove> \\ Right \\ [21:14] <&Hebizuka> *You enter into a pitch black room, where lights are non-functional. You suffer from environmental blindness (FT set to 10 while in the room)... so you can't see what's in there... unless you can bring the light.* [21:17] <DanaLove> \\ I stumble around and try to find a door, taking whatever exit I can with great care \ [21:17] <&Hebizuka> *Thump!* [21:17] <&Hebizuka> *You hit something with your foot as you stumble in the room. Want to feel what it might be?* [21:18] <DanaLove> \\ Not really, but I keep a pistol pointed at it if it moves \\ [21:18] <&Hebizuka> *Your Glock 21 is pointed in the dark. Nothing moves.* [21:18] <DanaLove> \\ I feel around it \\ [21:18] <&Hebizuka> *Seems to be some sort of medium sized object.* [21:19] <&Hebizuka> [Unknown object] - Weight: 1? [21:19] <DanaLove> \\ Can I just drag it with me until I find a door and take it with me to the next room? \\ [21:19] <&Hebizuka> *Certainly.* [21:19] <&Hebizuka> *You sense the presence of three doors.* [21:19] <DanaLove> \\ Then I attempt to do so and naturally gravitate to the right-most door \\ [21:19] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:19] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4067 - Front door: 5842 - Right door: 247 - Roomstyle: 192 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [21:20] <&Hebizuka> *You succeed.* [21:20] <&Hebizuka> *In your hands: [21:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Underbarrel grenade launcher: FN GL-1 - 40mm NATO grenade - [Hellhound grenade] - Weight 1 [21:21] * DanaLove "Oh. Neat-o, a NATO." \\Stuffs it in backpack\\ [21:21] <&Hebizuka> *This goes in Items.* [21:21] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 13.7/35 [21:22] <DanaLove> \\ So, what's in the new room...? \\ [21:23] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into a grassy room. There, you spot a supply crate, and a daitengu carrying a conventional rifle of some sort.* [21:24] <DanaLove> \\ Examine Daitengu \\ [21:25] <&Hebizuka> *An elder, short, male daitengu. He has shoulder-length blonde hair, gray eyes, and a pair of swallow blue wings.* [21:27] <DanaLove> @cover [21:27] <MazeBot> No cover at all! [21:27] <&Hebizuka> *Uh oh.* [21:28] <DanaLove> \\ I whip out my whip and try to disarm him \\ [21:28] <&Hebizuka> *The daitengu spots you, and sensing your hostile intent, will attempt to shoot you.* [21:28] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Dana, Daitengu* [21:28] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [21:29] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [21:29] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 8 [21:30] <&Hebizuka> *Your disarming attempt is successful, and you rip the rifle from the daitengu's hands... which also cancels his turn, since he can no longer do what he intended to do. You observe the weapon you whipped back at you...* [21:30] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Mauser M03 rifle | 7.92x57mm Mauser - Bolt-action | No accessory | Internal magazine, 5 rounds, no +1 | Weight: 22 - [5/5, 5x FMJ] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Perfect [21:30] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [21:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Daitengu] Whoa, whoa, okay, hold it, lady! [21:31] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do? It seems the youkai no longer wishes to fight.* [21:31] <DanaLove> \\ I take my shotgun and aim it at him now \\ Do you have any other weapons? Lunge at me and it's the last thing you do. [21:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Daitengu] Hey, can we at least talk it out? I'd rather avoid it.. You disarmed me, that's it for me! [21:33] * DanaLove "On your knees and tell me what's a tengu doing carrying that kind of rifle? This isn't exactly a common gun." [21:34] <&Hebizuka> *The daitengu complies and raises his hands, before ending up on his knees* [21:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Daitengu] Okay, I surrender, I don't know who the hell you're working for but I'm not your guy. I'm just an activist. [21:35] * DanaLove "What kind of activism are we talking about?" [21:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Daitengu] I'm a youkai activist, you dumbass! Hello, are you watching the news? What otherworld did you come from? *Spiteful.* [21:39] * DanaLove "And I'm a Shogun with a gun pointed to your head. If you'd met any other common samurai, you'd be dead. Now, tell me what you were doing around here with a gun and I may let you go." [21:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Daitengu] Freaking humans... [21:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Daitengu] I fucking live here. Everyone carries guns, you gobsmacking dolt. [21:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Daitengu] Are all humans so terribly uneducated? [21:41] <DanaLove> \\ I put the barrel to his head and execute him \\ [21:41] <&Hebizuka> *The daitengu will try a martial arts technique.* [21:42] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Daitengu, Dana* [21:42] <&Hebizuka> *Daitengu's turn...* [21:42] <&Hebizuka> [P, K] [21:42] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [21:42] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3;6 [21:42] <&Hebizuka> *Combo failed. He attempted to throw a punch but seems to have missed.* [21:42] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll.* [21:43] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [21:43] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 10 [21:43] <DanaLove> \\ Aimed at head if I need to be explicit about it \\ [21:43] <&Hebizuka> (You do, but thanks, I assumed as much already) [21:43] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 1 (FT 6): Hit* [21:44] <&Hebizuka> *You fire a slug towards the youkai's cranium, which hits with the full force you expect from a 12 gauge, 1 oz slug. Messily.* [21:44] <&Hebizuka> *The daitengu is promptly executed, his forehead adorned with a 12 gauge hole, and the back of his head being a gigantic exit wound, looking a lot messier than an overripe fruit.* [21:45] <&Hebizuka> Dana [SPAS-12] Daitengu /H\ [21:45] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [21:45] * DanaLove "And this is why tengu get no mercy from now on..." [21:46] <DanaLove> \\ Reload a slug in there and press on to the left door \\ [21:46] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:46] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 330 - Front door: 6379 - Right door: 3534 - Roomstyle: 198 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [21:46] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] SPAS-12: +1 slug. [4+1/8, 5x Slug] [21:47] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge slugs remaining: 6 [21:48] <&Hebizuka> *An office, with four desks, computers, file cases, and the usual office clutter. Someone left behind a purse...* [21:48] <DanaLove> \\ Examine purse \\ [21:49] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 33 P$ [21:50] <DanaLove> \\ Take money and fill the shotgun with slugs before taking my way out the left door \\ [21:50] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:50] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 1294 - Front door: 3271 - Right door: 2427 - Roomstyle: 382 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [21:50] <&Hebizuka> [Money carried] 408 P$ in pouch [21:50] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] SPAS-12: +4 slugs. [8+1/8, 9x Slug] [21:51] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge slugs remaining: 2* [21:51] <&Hebizuka> *A shooting range! There's nobody in the range today, though. Someone, however, left behind a box of ammo.* [21:52] <DanaLove> \\ Examine Ammo \\ [21:53] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .44 AMP, FMJ, 50 rounds - weight: 1 [21:53] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:53] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 910 - Front door: 6051 - Right door: 430 - Roomstyle: 451 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [21:53] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [21:56] <&Hebizuka> *A mess hall. There's a lone Maze Guard here, eating their chow, which actually looks delicious. Only one door here (!mrooms1). You also notice an abandoned magazine on the floor...* [21:57] * DanaLove "Heya. Whatcha eatin'? [21:57] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard] Hey. Chicken nuggets. [21:58] * DanaLove "Cool." \\ Examine magazine \\ [21:58] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard] Decided I should stop being a stickler with my own diet. [21:58] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Colt M1918 BAR 20-round magazine. Weight: 2 - [Empty] [21:59] * DanaLove "Oh? A stickler?" [21:59] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard] Yeah, someone too strict. [21:59] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard] I hated having to eat "healthy" for five years straight just because I was told "cops gotta be fit". Now I've had enough of that crap, haha. [22:00] * DanaLove "Hey, donuts on me if this whole youkai thing peters out, that's all I know. I can get fat when the time to be fit is over." [22:00] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard] Ah, I see yer pro-human? [22:01] * DanaLove "I wouldn't say that... but I'm anti-youkai enough to have an enemy-of-my-enemy thing here." [22:04] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard] I see. I can't really blame you, some of them are basically committing a lot of crimes to get what they want... [22:05] * DanaLove nods. "Don't be one of them. I'm not looking to make enemies." She smiled, patting the man on the back and walking out. [22:06] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [22:06] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 5521 - Roomstyle: 102 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [22:11] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into an engineering workshop. The perfect firearms maker's and repairman's atelier. The engineer is present and their shop is open for business.* [22:13] * DanaLove "Yello... what would you buy a NATO underbarrel grenade launcher for?" [22:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] There's probably six different models... Besides, I'm not a gun shop, I can't buy it back. But I can look at it and give a guesstimate... [22:14] * DanaLove "Neh, forget it then... what can you do for me here?" [22:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] I sell weapon crafting equipment, and firearm customization services. [22:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Anything you'd like to know more about? [22:16] * DanaLove "ONCnades... what do you know about them? I have a blueprint if you can help me make one." [22:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Well, first I gotta ask if you've got a toolkit. [22:17] * DanaLove show him mah tewlkit. [22:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Heh, you've got the necessary tools yeah. Well, all you gotta do is to find a charge of ONC explosives, and a MkIIIA2 grenade, and you can use the blueprint to make an ONC grenade with those two. I sadly don't sell either, since these are weapons, but that's how you do it. [22:18] * DanaLove "Uhhh.... what tools DO you sell then?" [22:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Lemme see what I got in stock.. [22:23] <&Hebizuka> =Engineer - Crafting equipment for sale= [22:23] <&Hebizuka> Basic toolkit (level 1): 300 P$ [22:23] <&Hebizuka> Advanced toolkit (level 2): 750 P$ [22:23] <&Hebizuka> Expert toolkit (level 3): 1500 P$ [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, Scara, Gold cuff link + Gold lighter + Golden pen + Gold cig case ; + Optional 1x Gold 4.2mm bullet" - 250 P$ [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 3, Kourin, Custom 9-round cylinder + Tiny shotgun barrel + Stylish old grip + Custom revolver frame" - 400 P$ [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, DynLeg, Dyneema leg pads + Ceramic plated jockstrap" - 100 P$ [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, PDarts, 30x Normal dart + 1x Cyanide" - 100 P$ [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Item] Stylish old revolver grip - 200 P$ [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Item] Ceramic-plated jockstrap. - 450 P$ [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Item] Portable stove kit. Requires a butane gas canister to function. Can be used to cook food on the go. - 400 P$ [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Item] An electronic circuit. - 300 P$ [22:23] <&Hebizuka> => Gun Cleaning Kits in stock: 2 (200 P$ a piece) [22:29] * DanaLove "I'll take a cleaning kit and be on my way." [22:29] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:29] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 6538 - Front door: 2513 - Right door: 2592 - Roomstyle: 289 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [22:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] As you wish. It'll be 200 P$. [22:29] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [22:29] <DanaLove> Hand him the money [22:29] <&Hebizuka> [Money carried] 208 P$ remaining [22:30] <&Hebizuka> [Item] (Firearm maintenance) Gun Cleaning Kit (GCK) - Restores a firearm's Reliability (+1000 points). Can be used up to 3 times before depletion. [22:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Have a nice day. [22:30] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 120th.* [22:31] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot a box of ammo on the floor which looks like just what you might need!* [22:32] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [22:32] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, slug, 20 rounds - weight 1 [22:33] * DanaLove happily takes the whole box and cooes, skipping along~ [22:33] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:33] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 3493 - Front door: 3818 - Right door: 726 - Roomstyle: 94 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [22:33] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [22:34] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] Ammo pouch: 6.75/10 [22:34] <&Hebizuka> *Total 12 gauge slug carried: 22* [22:37] <&Hebizuka> *A prison room, with chains hanging from the walls, terminating in large steel cuffs. There's a lot of @graffiti on the walls, and you spot an item on the floor.* [22:37] <DanaLove> @graffiti [22:37] <MazeBot> R+A will prevail [22:37] <DanaLove> \\ Examine item \\ [22:41] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Unidentified - weight 0.1 [22:41] <DanaLove> \\ Take it \\ [22:42] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:42] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 316 - Front door: 5382 - Right door: 723 - Roomstyle: 299 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [22:42] <DanaLove> \\ Center [22:42] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 14.8/35 [22:43] <&Hebizuka> *You barge into a kitchen. A chef is present; it appears to be a kitsune chef.* [22:44] <DanaLove> \\ Examine kitsune \\ [22:45] <&Hebizuka> *An aged, small, otoko. He has shaved red hair (they appear to have been forcibly burned or ripped), a pair of red eyes, and a pair of fox ears and tail, all three as orange as it gets. He is unarmed, carries no LBE, and seems to be looking for something in the drawers.* [22:45] <~SU_Tempest> [KChef] Darn... I'm all out of meat... [22:48] * DanaLove "Got any food, fox-youkai?" [22:49] <~SU_Tempest> [KChef] Ah, hello! Yes, I do, welcome to my restaurant. Please, sit down! Do you wish to see my menu? [22:49] * DanaLove nods. [22:50] <&Hebizuka> ==Kitsune chef menu== [22:50] <&Hebizuka> 妖怪ラーメン Youkai Ramen - 300 P$ [22:50] <&Hebizuka> 神刺身 Kamisashimi, Divine fish sashimi - 450 P$ [22:50] <&Hebizuka> 神狐饂飩 Kamikitsuneudon, Divine deep-fried tofu udon (Kitsune udon) - 650 P$ [22:50] <&Hebizuka> 金寿司 Kinzushi, "Golden sushi" - 1200 P$ [22:50] <&Hebizuka> ???女神の液 Fushiki-megami-no-eki, Unknown goddess elixir - 1500 P$ (Only 1 for sale per visit.) [22:51] <~SU_Tempest> [KChef] All of my dishes are specially prepared and may bring good fortune and wellness of mind and body. You will immediately see what I mean once you taste one of them! [22:52] * DanaLove "Uhhh... well... they seem to be rather out of my price range at the moment. I must pass." [22:52] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:52] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4879 - Front door: 2564 - Right door: 3073 - Roomstyle: 202 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [22:52] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [22:52] <~SU_Tempest> [KChef] Aw. Well then, come back again. [22:54] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. Nobody in sight, just a mushroom on the floor...* [22:55] <DanaLove> \\ Examine shroom \\ [22:56] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Yellow, Odorless - Weight 0.1 [22:56] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:56] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 3955 - Front door: 5230 - Right door: 5431 - Roomstyle: 391 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [22:56] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [22:57] <&Hebizuka> *An electrical room. You hear the hum of the power generator working behind the walls. A power control computer is present. You also see a shiny on the floor...* [22:57] <DanaLove> \\ Examine shiny \\ [22:58] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Blue gem - Unidentified - weight: 0.1 [22:58] <DanaLove> \\ Take Gem \\ [22:58] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:58] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 3699 - Front door: 1992 - Right door: 2458 - Roomstyle: 316 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [22:58] <DanaLove> \\ Right \\ [22:59] <&Hebizuka> *You enter inside someone's bedroom. There's a bed, a desk, a table with a few chairs, and a television. Very little else; it looks like it's been unoccupied for a while. There is a nurse here, though it seems she's lost.* [23:00] * DanaLove "Something wrong?" \\ Examine nurse \\ [23:02] <&Hebizuka> *A middle-aged, native american-typed futanari. She is short, thin, has very short brown hair, a pair of violet eyes, wears a metallic collar with dogtags, and has a very obvious but old bullet wound adorning her left arm.* [23:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Yeah, I don't understand. I was called here for meds sales, but there's nobody here. It's not even an inhabited room. [23:03] * DanaLove shrugged. "Sorry for the confusion. Just passing by." [23:03] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [23:03] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4489 - Front door: 5416 - Right door: 2260 - Roomstyle: 364 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [23:03] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [23:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Dammit... I haven't managed to sell anything in three days... [23:05] <DanaLove> Sorry hun. [23:06] <&Hebizuka> *A mess hall. You spot a Maze Soldier about to start eating chow alone, here. They're carrying a sniper rifle, slung on their back. Just as you enter, however, suddenly so do two big creatures; two wyverns invade the mess hall!* [23:07] * DanaLove "Hit the deck!" [23:07] <DanaLove> @cover [23:07] <MazeBot> A fridge. (Health: 52, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-3. Pass-through threshold: 10+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [23:08] <&Hebizuka> *An old fridge is what can serve as your piece of cover. You may roll 2d6 to attempt taking cover.* [23:08] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [23:08] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 8 [23:09] <&Hebizuka> *You successfully make it behind the fridge without any of the dragons seeing you.* [23:10] <&Hebizuka> *The Maze Soldier doesn't have as much thought, and decides to engage the dragons, dropping on the floor with the sniper rifle, deploying bipod and optic and trying to shoot the left one in the chest with three shots.* [23:11] <&Hebizuka> *Both of the wyverns will want to attack the Soldier.* [23:12] <&Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [23:12] <DanaLove> \\ Throw a M26 between the two \\ [23:12] <&Hebizuka> *The wyverns will spit fireblasts at the poor Soldier.* [23:13] <&Hebizuka> *Speed conflict: Both wyverns and the Soldier* [23:13] <&Hebizuka> *1: Soldier, 2: Wyverns (it doesn't matter which ones)* [23:13] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d2 [23:13] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 1 [23:13] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Soldier, Wyvern 1, Wyvern 2* [23:13] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [23:14] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [23:14] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 7 [23:14] <&Hebizuka> *The M26 lands near the second wyvern, and explodes.* [23:14] <&Hebizuka> *Far-hit!* [23:14] <~SU_Tempest> !MfragM26 [23:14] <&Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] M26 grenade - Frag shrapnel: 10 [23:15] <&Hebizuka> *Both wyverns are stuck by splash damage and 10 shrapnel pelting their hides.* [23:16] <&Hebizuka> *The blast alone didn't seem to cause any significant damage, but the real dealbreaker are the flying bits of metal the grenade produced dragon-wards.* [23:17] <&Hebizuka> *The dragons don't LOOK, physically, like they've been hurt, but their wailing and screeching are enough of a telltale it hurt like a bitch for both of them.* [23:17] <&Hebizuka> *Soldier's turn...* [23:17] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [23:17] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 9;5;8 [23:18] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, Miss, Hit* [23:18] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits 2/3.* [23:18] <&Hebizuka> *The Soldier pokes two holes in the left wyvern's hide... which,thanks to your grenade effort, are enough to put it down.* [23:19] <&Hebizuka> Dana (+Soldier) [QBU-88] Wyvern [23:19] <&Hebizuka> [Damage you dealt: 80%. Damage the Soldier dealt: 56%. Kill attributed to you, with him serving as an assist.] [23:19] <&Hebizuka> *The first wyvern is a little too dead to attack.* [23:19] <&Hebizuka> *Second wyvern...* [23:19] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [23:19] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right shoulder [23:19] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [23:19] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> *The fireball comes very close from the Soldier, near-missing him, but ultimately failing to hit.* [23:20] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [23:20] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [23:20] <DanaLove> \\ Take aim with my shotgun and put three slugs into the wyvern's head \\ [23:20] <&Hebizuka> *Which fire mode?* [23:21] <&Hebizuka> *Pump, or semi?* [23:21] <DanaLove> \\ Oh... uh... pump \\ [23:21] <&Hebizuka> *The Soldier prepares to dump three rounds in the other Wyvern as well.* [23:22] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] FUCK, THAT WAS CLOSE. Whoever threw that grenade, THANK YOU! [23:22] <&Hebizuka> *The second wyvern, driven by the animalistic instinct of 'fuck you, I'm a dragon', will not back down from fighting and will attempt spitting a fireball at YOU.* [23:23] <&Hebizuka> *Speed conflict. 1: Soldier. 2: Wyvern. 3: You.* [23:23] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d3 [23:23] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3 [23:23] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d2 [23:23] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 2 [23:23] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Wyvern, Soldier.* [23:23] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [23:23] <DanaLove> @roll 3#2d6 [23:23] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 9;2;5 [23:24] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d100 [23:24] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [23:24] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, Miss, Miss* [23:24] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 1/3* [23:26] <&Hebizuka> *You may have missed two of these shots, the first one was square on. The slug you fired was successful at ejecting massive amounts of skull and brain matter out of the dragon's cranium.* [23:26] <&Hebizuka> Dana [SPAS-12] Wyvern /H\ [23:26] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns.)* [23:26] <&Hebizuka> *The Soldier was about to shoot, but it's no longer needed.* [23:26] <DanaLove> \\ Reload weapons and look to the soldier \\ [23:26] * DanaLove "Y'alright there?" [23:27] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] SPAS-12: +3 Slug [8+1/8, 9x Slug] [23:27] <&Hebizuka> *Remaining 12g slugs: 19* [23:28] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Damn nice shot, ma'am. Yeah, it's all better now. [23:28] * DanaLove bows. "The Shogun taketh another life... and saveth another." [23:28] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Sheesh. I wish I had a good knife. Look at those dragons sitting there now... Think of all the delicious meat they could be turned into! Beats my grilled eel crap... [23:29] * DanaLove chuckled. "Get a cook over here, I found one a few rooms thataway~" [23:29] * DanaLove points to door. [23:29] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [23:29] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 240 - Front door: 1724 - Right door: 4346 - Roomstyle: 173 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Eh? I'll be sure to ask, I had no idea. [23:29] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [23:30] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You strangely seem to feel better all of a sudden; though you were mostly fine, all hunger, what little you had, seems to have disappeared.* [23:31] <&Hebizuka> *Inexplicably, you hear the beeping of a phone. There is a mobile phone in the corner.* [23:32] <DanaLove> \\ Pick up the phone \\ [23:32] * DanaLove "Hello?" [23:32] <~SU_Tempest> [???] Miss Dana Love? [23:32] * DanaLove "Uh.... this is she." [23:33] <~SU_Tempest> [???] Greetings, I am Peggy Edmonson, I work for the banking service of the Mazes. I am here to inform you that your bank account has been credited with 1500 P$ thanks to an anonymous contributor; their identity is kept secret on their demand. [23:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Your total balance is now 2312 P$. Have a nice day. [23:33] * DanaLove "Ah, thank you for the update, Peggy." [23:34] <~SU_Tempest> *Click* [23:34] <&Hebizuka> *Oh, and, you've acquired a mobile phone.* [23:34] <&Hebizuka> [Key item] Mobile phone. [Battery: 0/6] [23:34] <&Hebizuka> *It looks like the battery went dead, though.* [23:34] <DanaLove> \\As I almost peel the phone off, I remember something \\ Wait... \\ Dials in the phone O-NIN-BALL \\ [23:34] <DanaLove> FUCK [23:34] <&Hebizuka> *You fail to make the call... the phone turns itself off.* [23:35] <&Hebizuka> *You will need to find a battery.* [23:36] <DanaLove> \\ Stashes away phone \\ [23:37] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [23:37] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 1509 - Front door: 4635 - Right door: 1280 - Roomstyle: 391 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [23:37] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [23:38] <&Hebizuka> *An electrical room again. You hear the generator's hum, and see a power control computer. There is an uncanny accessory on the floor, as well as only one door (!mrooms1).* [23:39] <DanaLove> \\ Examine accessory \\ [23:39] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Underbarrel shotgun: Masterkey - 12 gauge pump-action shotgun attachment (Capacity 3+1) - [2+1/3, 3x Slug] [23:39] <&Hebizuka> *And it even has slugs inside. How thoughtful.* [23:40] <DanaLove> \\ Stash it \\ [23:40] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [23:40] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 4850 - Roomstyle: 119 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [23:40] <&Hebizuka> *You store the Masterkey in your backpack. This goes in Items.* [23:41] <&Hebizuka> *You enter a peculiar, well-decorated circular room, with a pedestal in the dead center. On it, rests a slot machine.* [23:42] <&Hebizuka> *You've found the MazeSlots again. It has 3 credits; do you wish to spin the wheels? [23:42] <DanaLove> \\ I sit down and look it over \\ Why not? [23:42] <&Hebizuka> *There's ambiant music; you suddenly hear a man say "THESE ARE THE THRILL SEEKERS, CORRUPT AND IMMORAL", before hearing the start of a drum'n'bass song.* [23:42] * DanaLove "...okay then." [23:43] <&Hebizuka> *The reels are spinning...* [23:43] <&Hebizuka> Row 1: Pistol - Explosion - Cherry [23:43] <&Hebizuka> Row 2: Skull - Pistol - Bandage [23:43] <&Hebizuka> Row 3: Skull - Tentacle - Pistol [23:44] <&Hebizuka> *Ding ding ding! You've won a random weapon! You may choose a weapon Class.* [23:44] <&Hebizuka> *1, 2, 3, 4, 5L, 5S, Handgear.* [23:44] <DanaLove> 5S [23:45] <&Hebizuka> *The machine rattles and whirs, before spitting something at your feet.* [23:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Pipe wrench - Blunt. Weight: 9 [23:45] * DanaLove "Worth." [23:45] <DanaLove> \\ Equips it \\ [23:45] <&Hebizuka> *There are two credits left.* [23:45] <DanaLove> \\ Meh, once more \\ [23:47] <&Hebizuka> *The rills are speening...* [23:48] <&Hebizuka> Row 1: Crossed $ - Skull - T-Shirt [23:48] <&Hebizuka> Row 2: Bandage - Cherry - Tentacle [23:48] <&Hebizuka> Row 3: Pistol - Explosion - Skull [23:48] <&Hebizuka> *Nothing. 1 credit left.* [23:48] <DanaLove> \\ Do eet \\ [23:48] <&Hebizuka> *The rins are speelling...* [23:49] <&Hebizuka> Row 1: Lucky 7 - Bandage - Red cross [23:49] <&Hebizuka> Row 2: Red pill - Red pill - Red pill [23:49] <&Hebizuka> Row 3: Bloody knife - Skull - Amulet [23:49] <&Hebizuka> *Ding ding ding! You've won a random med.* [23:49] <&Hebizuka> *The machine rattles and whirs some more... before spitting another item at your feet. [23:49] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Oxycodone - Pain-50%, FT+1, Nausea for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [23:50] * DanaLove chuckled, slipping it into her pack. "Gambling is rather entertaining here~" [23:50] <&Hebizuka> *All out of credits.* [23:50] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [23:50] <&Hebizuka> *Roll the rooms first.* [23:50] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [23:50] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 5118 - Front door: 2053 - Right door: 60 - Roomstyle: 128 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:50] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 16/35 [23:51] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room: 125th (Bionics workshop)* [23:52] <&Hebizuka> *A bedroom. There is a container here, as well as an object on the desk.* [23:52] <DanaLove> \\ Examine both and check for traps \\ [23:52] <&Hebizuka> *No traps.* [23:52] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Rail adapter: A75 - Compatible with: CZ 75 AUTO, CZ 75B. Adds 1 light mount to the equipped weapon (X300U, APL and SCV4). [23:52] <DanaLove> \\ Open the container \\ [23:53] <&Hebizuka> [Container] Metal container. Lock: Mechanical. Trapped: No. [23:53] <&Hebizuka> *Can't open it, it's locked. You can check the lock's serial number to see which key it wants...* [23:53] <DanaLove> \\ Shotgun to the lock? \\ [23:53] <DanaLove> \\ Check serial \\ [23:53] <~SU_Tempest> !Mserial [23:53] <&Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] Serial number: 1221 [23:53] <&Hebizuka> *You do not have Key #1221.* [23:54] <DanaLove> \\ Blow the lock off with the SPAS then \\ [23:54] <&Hebizuka> *You are going to engage the container in combat.* [23:54] <DanaLove> \\ Damn right I am \\ [23:54] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. How many shots will you fire?* [23:54] <DanaLove> 1 [23:54] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [23:55] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [23:55] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 9 [23:55] <&Hebizuka> *Hit. You have severely damaged the lock, but it's apparently still tightly shut.* [23:55] <&Hebizuka> *End of turn 1.* [23:55] <DanaLove> \\ Once more \\ [23:55] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. You may roll.* [23:55] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [23:55] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 4 [23:56] <&Hebizuka> *Miss.* [23:56] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What will you do?* [23:56] <DanaLove> \\ Once more \\ [23:56] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [23:56] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 9 [23:57] <&Hebizuka> *Your slug flattens and severely bends the lock even more. Just one more and it might just go off.* [23:57] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 4.* [23:57] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [23:57] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 6 [23:57] <&Hebizuka> *Hit!* [23:57] <&Hebizuka> *The mechanical lock is completely destroyed. The container is yours to access.* [23:58] <DanaLove> \\ Open dat bitch up \\ [23:58] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 3/4* [23:58] <&Hebizuka> *Total turns spent: 4* [23:59] <&Hebizuka> *You have uncovered lots of ammunition inside the container.* [23:59] <&Hebizuka> =CONTAINER LOOT= [23:59] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, FRAG-12, 3 rounds - weight 0.15 [23:59] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 40mm caseless grenade - Gvozd tear gas, 8 rounds - weight 8 [23:59] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 43mm VGM-93 - VGM-93.100 HE/Incendiary, 3 rounds - weight 3 [23:59] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 4.73x33mm Caseless, FMJ, 180 rounds - weight 1.8 [23:59] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, incendiary slug, 15 rounds - weight 0.75 [23:59] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 40mm NATO grenade - M576 buckshot, 6 rounds - weight 6 [00:00] <&Hebizuka> *Three different calibers of grenade launcher ammo, some exotic 12 gauge, and strange caseless ammo.* [00:00] <&Hebizuka> *Now that's a discovery.* [00:01] <DanaLove> \\ Take it all \\ [00:01] <DanaLove> \\ Wait... except the Tear gas \\ [00:02] <&Hebizuka> *The total weight is 11.7 units. 12 gauge and 4.73mm Caseless are placed in the ammo pouch, the rest in the backpack.* [00:03] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] Ammo pouch 9.3/10 - Backpack 22/35 [00:05] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [00:05] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 6522 - Front door: 5833 - Right door: 6136 - Roomstyle: 389 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:05] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [00:09] <&Hebizuka> *A kitchen. A chef is present! The menu - and the ambient smell in the room remind you of German cuisine. There's a sign, which says "Butchering classes - Sign up now!" and "We buy meat - bring yours for P$". You also notice strange objects abandoned on one of the seats.* [00:10] * DanaLove "Hey, would you mind if I took a butchering class, bought a carving knife, and sample some of your food~?" [00:10] * DanaLove "I've been eager to try this place out for weeks!" [00:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] I cannot sell you a knife but I can certainly fill the rest of your requests. What shall we do first, the dishes or the lessons? [00:10] * DanaLove "Food." [00:11] <&Hebizuka> ==German menu==Brötchen, German bread rolls - 20 P$ [00:11] <&Hebizuka> Knödel, boiled potato dumplings - 90 P$ [00:11] <&Hebizuka> Spanferkel, Grilled pig - 350 P$ [00:11] <&Hebizuka> Schwarzwald, Traditional Black Forest cake - 375 P$ [00:11] <&Hebizuka> Weissbier, Bavarian wheat beer - 70 P$ [00:11] * DanaLove "Knödel, please~" [00:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Will that be everything? [00:13] * DanaLove nods. [00:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] 90 P$ please, and it's yours in a moment. [00:13] * DanaLove hands cash over. [00:13] <&Hebizuka> [Money carried] Remaining: 118 P$. [00:14] <&Hebizuka> *You are brought a plate of knödel, a delicious potato specialty.* [00:14] <&Hebizuka> *This dish has 7 portions.* [00:15] <DanaLove> \\ I eat all of the portions \\ [00:15] <&Hebizuka> @roll 7d5+2 nutrition [00:15] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, nutrition: 28:26+2 [00:15] <&Hebizuka> *This was filling. You feel you won't be hungry for a while.* [00:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Did the fraulein appreciate the dish? [00:16] * DanaLove nods eagerly, wiping her face. "Indeed I did. It's nice to have not-stale food for once~ Though now, let's learn how to prepare meats, mmm?" [00:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] The first lesson is 250 P$. I also accept valuables. [00:17] <DanaLove> \\ Identify pill and gem \\ [00:17] <&Hebizuka> *The ICIS identified your unknown items...* [00:18] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Blue gem - Worthless glass - Value 2-9 P$ (1d8 +1) - Weight: 0.1 [00:18] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Oxycodone - Pain-50%, FT+1, Nausea for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [00:19] <DanaLove> \\ Trade platinum medal for lessons \\ [00:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] I can buy it back for 1056 P$, minus 250 for the lessons. Want it in cash, or credit? [00:20] <DanaLove> Credit [00:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] This credit can be used in any of the Mazes' restaurants. [00:21] <DanaLove> Thanks~ [00:21] <&Hebizuka> [Credit] Restaurants: 806 P$ [00:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Okay then, let's teach you how to scavenge meat from dead creatures. You will need a proper blade when you'll go do it in the field. I'll teach you the basics; if you come back for more lessons, you'll be given additional lessons on how to salvage more meat. Okay? [00:22] <DanaLove> Yup! [00:23] <&Hebizuka> *You have been taught the butchering skill, level 1.* [00:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] All right, there you go. Come back if you want to know more, the next lesson is 600 P$. I can't start it now, because I will have to prepare for more customers, so come back later. [00:24] <DanaLove> Indeed. [00:24] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [00:24] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 5660 - Front door: 1690 - Right door: 124 - Roomstyle: 88 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [00:24] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [00:25] <&Hebizuka> *Another shooting range. There seems to be nothing here...* [00:26] <DanaLove> \\ Look... harder? \\ [00:26] <&Hebizuka> *There is a trip button on the floor. Trap!* [00:26] <&Hebizuka> *You need to roll a 2d6 to attempt passing it.* [00:26] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [00:26] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 5 [00:26] <&Hebizuka> *CLICK* [00:26] <DanaLove> FUCK [00:27] <&Hebizuka> *Unfortunately, you tripped it. A cage falls down from the ceiling and traps you inside.* [00:27] <&Hebizuka> *Looks like this is another one of the 'forced tollbooth' cages...* [00:27] <DanaLove> ...grumble... [00:27] <DanaLove> \\ Examine mechanism \\ [00:27] <&Hebizuka> *A sign falls from the cage ceiling, which has the symbol of a T-Shirt.* [00:27] <&Hebizuka> *Then the loudspeaker creaks.* [00:28] <&Hebizuka> My, my. Looks like we caught a big fish again. [00:28] * DanaLove rolls eyes. [00:28] <DanaLove> Waddaya want? [00:29] <&Hebizuka> Well, there are chances you won't like what I'm going to say, but you're not leaving this room... Unless... [00:30] <&Hebizuka> Unless we say I put an end to the ridiculous shogun thing and you strip completely . Then you will nicely throw out your clothes, well away from the cage, then I'll consider lifting it. [00:31] <&Hebizuka> You could always stay in the cage, too. I like caged pets. ~ [00:33] <DanaLove> How about you lift the cage or I call the Captain of the 8th Company and all those in it to my location to tear these bars open and I personally back-trace your equipment to the hole you came from to murder you. I like that you think the Shogun act is cute.. but it's not going to stop me. \\ I wave the phone around, trying to bluff the person on the other end \\ [00:34] <DanaLove> You are in contempt of the Mazes and will be eliminated swiftly. Do I make myself clear, scum? [00:35] <&Hebizuka> I could also call Colonel Wight and tell him to rid your military friend from their career. [00:35] <&Hebizuka> All I have to say is "pro-youkai" and he'll not think twice. [00:35] <&Hebizuka> Or you could leave the room naked and nothing will happen. Take your picks.~ [00:36] <DanaLove> \\ I keep rolling with it, my confidence on the outside trying to hold vigilant \\ I will not cast aside my identity to amuse you. You show no evidence for your claim, and I know for a fact the Captain is a killer of youkai. I have witnessed it myself, yet you still slander the name of my company. [00:37] <&Hebizuka> I had no idea the military uniform included samurai armor. [00:37] * &Hebizuka 's tone is sarcastic. [00:38] <&Hebizuka> Anyways, you can call your friend if that makes you feel better, they won't do a damn thing. [00:38] <DanaLove> And who chases after the youkai most vigilantly? You'd think my forwardness would make sense. Who better than a samurai who's slain youkai for generations to ally with the humans? [00:38] <&Hebizuka> "A few days" is not "generations". [00:39] <&Hebizuka> And I'd say the Death Faction has at the very least a better track record than you do when it comes to youkai hunting. [00:39] <DanaLove> I will tell the Mazes I have pampered your snek-butt then~ [00:39] <&Hebizuka> It'd be like saying you had a tea party with the god Suzaku. [00:40] <&Hebizuka> Just pay the toll, I've got all the time in the world and you only have limited supplies to wait it out here. ~ [00:41] <DanaLove> You have got to be shitting me. I'm going to walk out here naked or not at all? [00:41] <DanaLove> \\ I give up and throw my clothes out of the cage \\ Fuck you. [00:42] <&Hebizuka> *All of your clothes rattle and clank out, on the floor away from the cage.* [00:43] <&Hebizuka> *A claw unfolds from the ceiling, and takes each of your EX-clothes from the floor, taking them away one by one.* [00:43] <&Hebizuka> *When the last piece, which ironically, is the helmet, has been stowed into nothingness above the ceiling, the cage rattles and slowly tinks itself upwards.* [00:43] <DanaLove> \\ I take my shotgun and blow the loudspeaker from the cage as I leave \\ [00:44] <&Hebizuka> Thank you very much. And be careful of law enforcement!~ [00:44] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [00:44] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4316 - Front door: 3874 - Right door: 3865 - Roomstyle: 287 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:44] <&Hebizuka> *Roll 2d6 to attack the loudspeaker.* [00:44] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [00:44] <DanaLove> @rol 2d6 [00:44] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [00:44] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 6 [00:44] <&Hebizuka> *Hit. The loudspeaker is destroyed in one hit.* [00:44] <DanaLove> Have fun fixing the cage. [00:46] <&Hebizuka> *An electrical room. There is nobody in sight, though you spot an odd package.* [00:46] <DanaLove> \\ Check for traps and open it \\ [00:46] <&Hebizuka> *No traps. This time.* [00:46] <&Hebizuka> [Bionics] Legs implant - "Bionic leg" bone, muscle and skin resiliency enhancer [00:46] <DanaLove> \\ Open it \\ [00:47] <DanaLove> \\ Take it \\ [00:48] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 22/25 [00:50] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [00:50] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 1528 - Roomstyle: 411 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [00:50] <&Hebizuka> *You enter a familiar workshop... it's Lance Chaosclaw's bionics workshop!* [00:50] <DanaLove> Lance. Hey. Shut up and listen to me you raving lunatic. [00:50] <DanaLove> And I mean it. [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] WHO dares? [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Oh. Oh. Is it you, my dear friend? I seem to recognize the implants I've installed on you. [00:51] <DanaLove> \\ I toss the Hydra Skin and the Gionic legs at him \\ I need a favor done. How much are these to install? [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> *He observes your predicament with an eye that can be best described as 'analytical'.* [00:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Well, I certainly appreciate that we won't lose time in stripping and that you're ready to go, BUT. The curious mind the GENIAL MYSELF I am, has to ask. What in the DEVIL happened to you? [00:52] <DanaLove> You take one more peeks and I will rape your eyes out. You hear me? I'm going to kill someone. [00:53] <DanaLove> It's none of your concern. You will graft these boxes of bionics onto me, and get me a full suit of armor. Samurai, military, HEV, I don't give a fuck. [00:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Pray tell you do not believe I'm looking at you lecherously? I AM THOROUGHLY UNINTERESTED IN THE BASIC AND ANIMALISTIC HABIT OF VOYEURISM. The sole interest in the human body I have is in improving it. [00:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Now that it is out of the way, lie down on the operating table and FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SCIENTIFIC... Calm down. [00:54] <DanaLove> \\ Lays down \\ [00:55] <&Hebizuka> *Lance analyzes the bionics already installed.* [00:56] <&Hebizuka> > Head implant: BCI Reflex computer, B/E/S enhancement [00:56] <&Hebizuka> > Body implant: Armored Dragon Skin [00:56] <&Hebizuka> > Arm implant (left): ICIS [00:56] <&Hebizuka> > Arm implant (right): None [00:56] <&Hebizuka> > Leg implant (left): None [00:56] <&Hebizuka> > Leg implant (right): None [00:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Hmm. I will not be able to install Hydra Skin on your body seeing as you already have the ADS. And... I see NO point, since what you have is ALREADY MUCH BETTER. I can accept it if you're selling it, though. I always appreciate getting back my packages. [00:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] As for the bionic leg, I may install it. For free, of course! The furthering of humanity should not be at any cost - only the RESOURCES required to get there. Which leg would you like it on? [00:58] <DanaLove> Take the cash from it and buy me armor then. You seem to know how to navigate this place better than I do. And make it on the left. [00:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] I REGRET, BUT I CANNOT RUN TO THE NEAREST CLOTHING SHOP AND GET YOUR ARMOR. As much as I would like to be of service, I HAVE A SHOP TO TEND TO. And a lot of things to build. Namely, THE FUTURE. And craptons of implants. [01:00] <DanaLove> Then put the thing in my leg... [01:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] As for Hydra Skin, if you're selling it to me... Cash, or credit? [01:01] <DanaLove> Cash [01:02] <&Hebizuka> *The bionics engineer takes your package, and drops 750 P$ for you.* [01:02] <&Hebizuka> [Money carried] 868 P$ in pouch [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] VERY WELL. Let's begin the installing of this BRAND NEW IMPLANT OF AWESOME. And let's make you MORE AWESOME. Nakedness shall soon not matter anymore when you will turn into the equivalent of a SUPER SOLDIER. [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] But first let me inject you with this anaethetic. [01:03] <&Hebizuka> *Lance lifts a GIGANTIC syringe from his desk.* [01:03] <DanaLove> Good. I'll need my skin to be diamond-hard. And be careful where you stick that... [01:03] <&Hebizuka> *He unceremoniously stabs it in your thigh, though it doesn't hurt as much as you'd have thought.* [01:04] <&Hebizuka> *You feel yourself fall asleep.* [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] When you wake up, your left leg will be much better... [01:04] <DanaLove> \\ One surgery later... \\ [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> *You wake up, with a left leg feeling much sturdier than the other. You strangely feel overall stronger as well.* [01:07] <DanaLove> Thanks... [01:07] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [01:07] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 824 - Front door: 3528 - Right door: 6049 - Roomstyle: 435 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Has the unclothed princess slept well? *mild sarcasm*. I have furthered my work of enhancing you and your body. You should be much stronger, this left leg of yours is now ABSOLUTELY STEEL HARD UNBREAKABLE. And much more resilient to damage. [01:07] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] And... there she is gone already. Sheesh. [01:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] CAN'T EVEN FINISH MY EPIC SPEECHES IN PEACE. Oh well. *grumble, mutter* [01:08] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room: 128th (Mission)* [01:09] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's a shiny on the floor... as well as a magazine.* [01:09] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [01:10] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Anzio-50 5-round magazine. Weight: 2 - [Empty] [01:10] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Golden 4.2mm APHE bullet - Value 150-550 P$ (1d401 +149) - Weight: 0.1 [01:10] <DanaLove> \\ Take bullet \\ [01:10] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [01:10] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 1370 - Front door: 2274 - Right door: 4986 - Roomstyle: 432 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:10] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [01:10] <&Hebizuka> *This goes in valuables and not ammunition.* [01:11] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 20/35 [01:12] <&Hebizuka> *A mess hall, completely empty of people this time. Only one door ahead (!mrooms1). You spot a small accessory on the floor...* [01:13] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [01:13] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Muzzle brake, 10mm Auto [01:14] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [01:14] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 3959 - Roomstyle: 355 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:15] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into a hiring bureau. Nobody in the cages on the left, and a hirer waiting for contractors...* [01:16] <DanaLove> ....do you have clothes? [01:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Er... No. This is not a clothes shop. *Stares.* [01:17] <DanaLove> \\ Examine hirer \\ [01:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] First... Tell me who you are. Then we will resolve this ... er. Situation. [01:18] <DanaLove> Dana Love. Your Guards are doing a faily shitty job patroling the area. I've ran into a hostile youkai and a trap, as well as TWO FUCKING WYVERNS.... [01:19] <&Hebizuka> *An adult, black female. She is dwarvish, obese, has short dyed-orange hair, a pair of violet eyes, wears a copper bracelet and has a huge scar across the right eye.* [01:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Well given the first chance they'll arrest you for indecent exposure, and I don't want that. I've heard of you, you are that contractor with the shotgun and the samurai armor... though ostensibly you don't even have panties to put on yourself. But whatever... this ain't the strangest of freaks I have to deal with every day. [01:21] <DanaLove> Get... me... some... clothes... or... I swear... I will destroy... EVERYTHING [01:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] *Raises an eyebrow, giving the hirer a 'Are you fucking kidding me' air.* [01:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] In any case. Reputation or not reputation, I'll give you a job if it's the last thing I do. [01:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] And PLEASE do not trash the furniture or try to kill me. *deadpan* [01:23] <DanaLove> .... I just want some clothes... [01:23] <DanaLove> \\ Cries loudly and curls up against the wall \\ [01:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Oh, hell naw. [01:25] <~SU_Tempest> *The hirer takes their phone and begins dialing a number. * [01:25] <DanaLove> Just give me a damn job if all you care about is parading me around naked... [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] *on the phone.* Yes, I'd like a shopkeeper to drop by. Yes... Room 3959, the hiring bureau... ...yeah, I have authorization, you fucking dimwit, I AM the hirer. Get your sorry ass here or I'll make sure YOU don't get a job until the rest of your life! [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> *She hangs up.* [01:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Quit your crying. You got patience? I've called a tailor to drop his stupid-ass clothes shop in here. [01:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] I ain't paying for this, but if ya need cash out of your credit account I'll send it your way. [01:27] <DanaLove> I need... all... the cash. [01:27] <&Hebizuka> *Tailor is coming in 7 turns. Wait it out?* [01:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] I'll have it ready when the faggot shopkeeper drops by. He's a gigantic asshole, so make your order and kick him out. He'll remind you there's a price markup for moving his shop, too. [01:29] <DanaLove> Whatever... [01:29] <DanaLove> \\ Wait \\ [01:30] <&Hebizuka> *7 turns pass...* [01:31] <&Hebizuka> *At last, a clothes shop enters the room.* [01:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Tailor] I swear to fucking Genbu you didn't have to be so annoying! And who's the god damn nudist?! [01:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] She's your PAYING CLIENT, asshole. Now sell her something for fuck's sake! [01:32] <DanaLove> ....I need something. just shut up and get me something. [01:35] <&Hebizuka> =Clothes shop= (All clothes sold are brand new) [01:35] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Boonie hat - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 - 100 P$ [01:35] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Guard shirt (Upper body, Arms) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - 70 P$ [01:35] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Military pants, urban camo (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 - 75 P$ [01:35] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Leather jacket (Upper body, Arms) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 - 70 P$ [01:35] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Cargo pants, plain color (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 - 80 P$ [01:35] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Russian Army T-Shirt, woodland camo (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 - 120 P$ [01:35] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Ballet sneakers - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - 35 P$ [01:35] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - PT T-shirt (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 3 - 55 P$ [01:35] <&Hebizuka> [Backpack] TIMS double backpack - Capacity 90 units - Ammo pouch (8 units), Cons. pouch (4 units), Backup weapon pouch (9 units) - Value 1050 P$ [01:35] <&Hebizuka> [Backpack] IIFS LBE - Capacity 25 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) - Value 250 P$ [01:35] <&Hebizuka> [Backpack] Handbag - Capacity 20 units - No special pouches - Value 200 P$ [01:35] <&Hebizuka> *All prices do not include markup.* [01:37] <DanaLove> ...on second thought.... give me the mission. \\ Devilish look [01:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Er, if you don't buy anything, he's leaving. [01:38] <DanaLove> What's the mission? [01:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] I've got three jobs for you, but please do business with the idiot over there... I am going to catch hell if I send him off now. [01:40] <DanaLove> ...I will shoot him in the face if he sasses anyone. Missions. Details. [01:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Tailor] FINE. I will waste even more of my time. [01:41] <DanaLove> I assume people there are wearing clothes, yes? And I mean body armor doesn't come in like 50 sizes. Just send me out to a place of clothed people. [01:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Tailor] Body armor IS one-size. It's called adjustable straps. *Very sour.* [01:41] <DanaLove> Hey, do you know what FRAG-12 ammunition is? [01:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Tailor] Yeah, it's those exploding shells, what about it?! [01:43] <DanaLove> I'm not saying I have it loaded right now... but hypothetically... if I did... I'd probably shoot you first. Now... give me a mission. [01:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Oh geez. [01:43] <DanaLove> Do either of you do your jobs without complaining? [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Fine, fine! Lemme retrieve my dossiers, damn! [01:48] <&Hebizuka> =Jobs available= [01:48] <&Hebizuka> Job C1: An employer, who has only given the name of Dwayne, requires a contractor to eliminate 'competitors' of his, retrieve 'stolen gear' from those competitors and bring them back to him for money. [01:48] <&Hebizuka> Job C2: Sergeant Ryan Bushnell of the Regular Forces has been investigating a recent killing spree of humans; particularly Soldiers, but also a significant amount of policer officers and citizens, all found dead in the wake of an unknown aggressor, who has also wiped many members of his own squad. He requires a contractor to help him figure the mess out, a 'mighty reward' is promised. [01:48] <&Hebizuka> Job C3: Celebrity Ki-2-Ne, stage name of Miyako Nakano, a famous kitsune dancer, requires the help of a contractor bodyguard to help her get back home safely. Virulent fake rumors about her supposedly hiring dancer doubles to take all the credit have sparked the ire of 'fans' who are out to get her. Promises a 'substantial reward'. [01:49] <DanaLove> C1 [01:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] The teleporter is this way, and the FAGGOT-ASS TAILOR OVER THERE WILL NICELY WAIT FOR HIS CLIENT TO COME BACK. [01:52] <&Hebizuka> *Step on the telepad when ready.* [01:52] <DanaLove> \\ Teleports away \\ [01:53] <&Hebizuka> *Mission start: 'Magic powder'* [01:53] <&Hebizuka> *You appear in some sort of dilapidated storage room. A shady-looking citizen is waiting for you there.* [01:54] <DanaLove> Ask questions and you die. Who do I need to kill? [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Dwayne] Damn, lady, I didn't think my contractor would be so... Natural. *Stupid smirk.* [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Dwayne] You ain't afraid to catch a bullet? [01:55] <DanaLove> \\ Point shotgun at his head \\ DWAYNE.... NOT... NOW. [01:56] <DanaLove> I SWEAR, I AM ONE MORE ISSUE AWAY FROM MAKING LIFE HELL FOR EVERYONE [01:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Dwayne] Fine, fine! I think you look mighty dangerous! Here's the thing. I have a specific line of work where I'd rather avoid having competitors. They're all in the area. Simple job, I want you to kill 'em all and bring me the merchandise they are carrying. Sounds simple, right? They ain't gonna take it nicely if you ask 'em. That said I bet your... assets... will distract 'em. [01:58] <DanaLove> ... \\ Walk somberly out to do the work \\ [01:59] <&Hebizuka> *!mrooms1 for the entire duration of the mission.* [01:59] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [01:59] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 4056 - Roomstyle: 221 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [02:00] <&Hebizuka> *A kitchen, though it's unused. You spot nobody, just a weapon embedded on one of the drawers' doors.* [02:00] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [02:00] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Shuriken - Sharp. Weight: 3 [02:01] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [02:01] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 6017 - Roomstyle: 382 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:02] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot what appears to be food on the floor.* [02:03] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [02:03] <DanaLove> \\ Take food \\ [02:03] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Bag of potato chips. 1d35 [02:04] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 21/35 [02:04] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [02:04] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 3023 - Roomstyle: 449 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [02:28] <&Hebizuka> *A pantry, though there is, strangely enough, no food. There's a strange looking citizen though, standing around with their handbag open as though he is waiting for someone, to give them something...* [02:29] <DanaLove> \\ I aim at his head and shout \\ Drop the bag~ [02:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] What the fuck? A naked psycho! [02:29] <DanaLove> Now! [02:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Says who? The fuck are you? [02:30] <DanaLove> Are you really going to ask questions from a naked woman with a shotgun pointed at you? [02:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Damn right, it ain't every day you see that happen. *Grin* [02:31] <DanaLove> \\ I take two shots at his head \\ [02:31] <&Hebizuka> *The citizen draws their handgun instead of complying and goes to plug you three times!* [02:31] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Citizen, You* [02:31] <&Hebizuka> *Citizen's turn...* [02:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] BREAK YO'SELF, FOO'! [02:32] <&Hebizuka> *Amusingly, he fires gangsta style.* [02:32] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [02:32] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4;6;7 [02:32] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3 (FT 8): Miss, miss, miss.* [02:33] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll.* [02:33] <DanaLove> @roll 2#2d6 [02:33] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 6;7 [02:33] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2 (FT 6): Miss, Hit* [02:33] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits 1/2* [02:34] <&Hebizuka> *Aiming at the head is always a little harder, but you manage fine. The one slug that hits, perforates your target's cranium and is absolutely merciless.* [02:34] <&Hebizuka> *His head is blasted open like an overripe melon.* [02:35] <&Hebizuka> Dana [SPAS-12] Dealer (Maze Citizen) /H\ [B] [02:35] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [02:36] <DanaLove> \\ If his clothes fit I wear them \\ [02:36] <DanaLove> \\ Otherwise, check the bag \\ [02:38] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Baseball cap - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Dmg 3.17/4] [02:38] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Sweater (Upper body, Arms) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 1 - [Dmg 2.91/4] [02:38] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Cargo pants, plain color (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Dmg: 2.99/4] [02:38] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Running shoes - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Dmg 1.14/4] [02:38] <&Hebizuka> *Wear everything?* [02:40] <DanaLove> Yes [02:40] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [02:40] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 4318 - Roomstyle: 52 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [02:41] <&Hebizuka> *You are no longer naked.* [02:42] <&Hebizuka> *Though those clothes are ... what, a little smelly? They're better than the birthday suit.* [02:43] <&Hebizuka> *A radio room. The @radio can be turned on. There is a big weapon on the floor...* [02:43] <DanaLove> @radio [02:43] <MazeBot> [Dance/Eurodance] unlimitedDance 103.4 with DJ B. Cheetah - http://bit.ly/1hMksNz [02:43] <DanaLove> \\ Examine weapon \\ [02:44] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Noreen Bad News ULR sniper rifle | .338 Lapua Magnum - Semi-auto | Scope[Sniper](S), Foregrip, | Bad News 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [9+1/10, 10x FMJ] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Dirty [02:44] <&Hebizuka> *For some reason, the gun is missing its muzzle brake.* [02:44] <&Hebizuka> *But it's still the god damn Bad News ULR.* [02:47] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [02:47] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 5945 - Roomstyle: 86 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:50] <&Hebizuka> *An abandoned classroom. The chalkboard is full of crude dick drawings and "FUCK YOU" graffiti. There's a small weapon on the desk...* [02:50] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [02:51] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Sauer 38H pistol | .32 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | Sauer 38H 8-round mag | Weight: 3 - [7+1/8, 8x Seg] - Cond: Poor / Clns: Clean [02:51] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [02:51] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 197 - Roomstyle: 162 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [02:52] <&Hebizuka> *There is even a .32 ACP casing on the floor... but no sign of blood stains.* [02:54] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Another dealer is present. They're carrying a pistol.* [02:54] <DanaLove> @cover [02:54] <MazeBot> An empty plastic crate. (Health: 20, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Hardskin. Pass-through threshold: 6+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [02:55] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [02:55] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 8 [02:55] <&Hebizuka> *You make it behind the crate successfully. Stealth maintained!* [02:55] <&Hebizuka> *You may attack first if you choose to.* [02:56] <DanaLove> \\ Use PM-63 RAK on head of dealer, 3 shots \\ [02:56] <&Hebizuka> *Semi or full-auto?* [02:56] <DanaLove> \\ Semi \\ [02:56] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll immediately.* [02:57] <DanaLove> @roll 3#2d6 [02:57] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 2;11;7 [02:57] <DanaLove> @___@ [02:57] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d100 [02:57] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 31 [02:57] <&Hebizuka> *Thankfully, no critical failure occurs.* [02:57] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Miss, Hit, Hit.* [02:57] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits 2/3.* [02:58] <&Hebizuka> *You execute the dealer with a double headshot pretty much effortlessly.* [02:58] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [02:58] <&Hebizuka> Dana [PM-63 RAK] Dealer (Citizen) /H\ [02:58] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [02:58] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 2176 - Roomstyle: 211 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [03:00] <&Hebizuka> *An old forge. It's long been abandoned, though you spot a weapon there.* [03:02] <DanaLove> \\ Examine weapon \\ [03:04] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Cavalry sabre - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 22 [03:05] <&Hebizuka> *Looks like it could be suitably used for butchering.* [03:05] <DanaLove> \\ TAKE and swap with whip~ \\ [03:05] <&Hebizuka> *Drop the bullwhip? [03:05] <DanaLove> \\ Yup \\ [03:07] <&Hebizuka> *You now have a cavalry sabre!* [03:09] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [03:09] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 1382 - Roomstyle: 236 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [03:11] <&Hebizuka> *A hospital bedroom, abandoned as well. You do not see anyone or anything, except for an accessory...* [03:11] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [03:11] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Bipod [03:11] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [03:11] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 5524 - Roomstyle: 308 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [03:14] <&Hebizuka> *A toilet room. There's another dealer stepping on Dwayne's area of activity... carrying a handbag and a revolver.* [03:15] <DanaLove> @cover [03:15] <MazeBot> A plastic crate full of garbage (Health: 26, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [03:15] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [03:15] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 7 [03:15] <&Hebizuka> *You make it successfully.* [03:15] <DanaLove> \\ Permission to kill? \\ [03:15] <&Hebizuka> *Your opponent is unsuspecting of you; you may attack first if you decide to.* [03:16] <DanaLove> \\ SPAS-12 on Pump, aimed at Head, 2 shots \\ [03:16] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [03:16] <DanaLove> @roll 2#2d6 [03:16] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 4;6 [03:17] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Miss, Miss.* [03:21] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. This startled the dealer, who drew his handgun out, wondering who the hell shot at him.* [03:21] <&Hebizuka> *Your SPAS-12 is out of ammo.* [03:21] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [03:22] <DanaLove> \\ Use pistol, 2 shots to head \\ [03:22] <&Hebizuka> *The dealer will shoot back, two rounds on his own.* [03:23] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Dealer.* [03:23] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [03:23] <DanaLove> @roll 2#2d6 [03:23] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 6;3 [03:24] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Miss, Miss.* [03:24] <&Hebizuka> *Headshots are hard!* [03:24] <&Hebizuka> *Dealer's turn...* [03:24] <DanaLove> \\ But their essentially one-shot kills so... yeah. No like I'm taking any unneeded risk \\ [03:25] <&Hebizuka> *He aims at your general direction, though he knows you're behind cover... so he doesn't aim at any body part in particular.* [03:25] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [03:25] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6;7 [03:27] <&Hebizuka> *Both bullets hit cover. They seem to deal a fair amount of damage, making the garbage spill on the floor and reducing the amount of cover you're left with... But it still mostly stands for now.* [03:27] <&Hebizuka> *You are not hit, though, and there is no pass through.* [03:27] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [03:27] <DanaLove> \\ Three shots, pistol, head \\ [03:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Motherfucker! [03:27] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3.* [03:28] <&Hebizuka> *The dealer will try shooting twice more.* [03:28] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Dealer.* [03:28] <DanaLove> @roll 3#2d6 [03:28] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 6;6;7 [03:28] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Miss, Miss, Hit.* [03:29] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 1/3* [03:29] <&Hebizuka> *Your one headshot is all that was needed to score the kill!* [03:29] <&Hebizuka> Dana [Glock 21] Dealer (Citizen) /H\ [03:29] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (3 turns)* [03:29] <DanaLove> \\Reload all the things, shotgun with buckshot istead, and then check the bag \\ [03:30] <&Hebizuka> [Reloading] SPAS-12: +9 Buck [8+1/9, 9x Buckshot] [03:30] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge buckshot remaining: 24* [03:30] <&Hebizuka> *Cannot reload the PM-63: No 9x18mm Makarov ammo available.* [03:31] <&Hebizuka> [Reloading] Glock 21: +9 FMJ. [13+1/13, 14x FMJ] [03:34] <&Hebizuka> *.45 ACP FMJ remaining: 111.* [03:35] <&Hebizuka> [Backpack] IIFS LBE - Capacity 25 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) - Value 250 P$ [03:35] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: .357 Magnum/.38 Special 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.5+0.24 (0.74) - [6/6, 6x .357 Seg] [03:35] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: .357 Magnum/.38 Special 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.5+0.24 (0.74) - [6/6, 6x .357 Seg] [03:35] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White powder - Cocaine - Alertness increase, Strength+10%, Pain sensitivity-10%, Hallucinations for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [03:35] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White powder - Cocaine - Alertness increase, Strength+10%, Pain sensitivity-10%, Hallucinations for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [03:35] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 19 P$ [03:35] <&Hebizuka> *The "merchandise" that was talked about is cocaine, apparently.* [03:36] <DanaLove> \\ Take it with me \\ [03:36] <&Hebizuka> *It also appears to have been a load-bearing vest, instead of a handbag. Strange!* [03:36] <DanaLove> \\ And let's assume Dwayne picked up the rest~ \\ [03:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 21.2/35 [03:37] <&Hebizuka> *There's a few more rooms to go.* [03:38] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [03:38] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 1411 - Roomstyle: 173 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [03:40] <&Hebizuka> *A medieval styled room. You spot a box of ammo...* [03:41] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [03:41] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .500 Smith & Wesson, FMJ, 50 rounds - Weight 2.5 [03:41] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [03:41] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 1469 - Roomstyle: 11 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [03:42] <&Hebizuka> *A radio room (@radio) again. You spot clothing on the floor...* [03:42] <DanaLove> @radio [03:42] <MazeBot> [Other/Unique] Soundwave 108.1 with DJ P-RAT and his Treasure Chest of Unique Songs - http://bit.ly/1879YBk [03:42] <DanaLove> \\ Examine clothing \\ [03:42] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Shinobi tabi - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [03:43] <DanaLove> \\ May as well wear those instead of these grimy sneakers \\ [03:43] <&Hebizuka> *Shinobi tabi are ninja's sneaking shoes. They don't really help making you quieter but it helps for that ninja feel.* [03:43] <DanaLove> \\ And just... throw away the sneakers \\ [03:43] <&Hebizuka> *Condition: 1.60/4* [03:43] <&Hebizuka> *Footwear swapped.* [03:43] <DanaLove> \\ Probably better than the sneakers. And there's a tailor outside so... yeah. Swap em \\ [03:43] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [03:43] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 4630 - Roomstyle: 297 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [03:46] <&Hebizuka> *Another dealer is waiting in this electrical room... with a pistol equipped with what appears to be a laser sight.* [03:46] <DanaLove> @cover [03:46] <MazeBot> A flipped wooden table. (Health: 24, LDV modifier: -1. AC Eqv: Hardskin. Pass-through threshold: 6+ dmg. Pain modifier: x1) [03:47] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [03:47] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 4 [03:47] <&Hebizuka> *You make it behind cover, but the dealer saw you.* [03:48] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn ends, and he can open fire on you; which he does, two shots.* [03:49] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [03:49] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6;11 [03:49] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit, hit.* [03:49] <&Hebizuka> *Both rounds hit your table. While the first remains lodged in it, the second overpenetrates and hits you!* [03:49] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [03:49] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [03:50] <DanaLove> \\ Dat dragonskin doe \\ [03:53] <&Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain: 19% [+19]. Torso HP: 57/60 [-3]. Clothing damage; Top: 2.90/4 [-0.01]. Injuries: Open wound on torso, bleeding 1/20 [+1] [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] YOU LIKE THAT HUH? THIS MY TURF NOW, FOOL [03:53] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [03:53] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d100 Bleeding [03:53] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Bleeding: 13 [03:53] <&Hebizuka> *You are not bleeding this turn.* [03:53] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2... What will you do?* [03:54] <DanaLove> \\ What I said... uhhh... 3 with the PM-63 RAK, semi, headshots \\ [03:55] <&Hebizuka> *While you decide to fire the PM63 again, the stubborn gangster citizen will try shooting 3 more times at you.* [03:57] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Dealer, You* [03:57] <&Hebizuka> *Dealer's turn...* [03:57] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [03:57] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8;6;6 [03:57] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, miss, miss.* [03:57] <&Hebizuka> *Your table is hit, and is shattered even more, but the bullet does not pass through.* [03:58] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [03:58] <DanaLove> @roll 3#2d6 [03:58] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 6;7;10 [03:58] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Miss, Hit, Hit.* [03:58] <DanaLove> \\ Or you know, -1 on my last roll down the board in a weird coincidence \\ [03:58] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits 2/3* [03:59] <&Hebizuka> *Double headshot, and an assured kill.* [03:59] <&Hebizuka> Dana [PM-63 RAK] Dealer (Citizen) /H\ [03:59] <&Hebizuka> *The dealer's weapon clatters on the floor as he suddenly drops it before dying.* [03:59] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [04:00] <DanaLove> \\ Collect his good sheeeeeuuut \\ [04:00] <&Hebizuka> *Acquired 2 more cocaine. Total carried: 4* [04:00] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 21.4/35 [04:00] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d100 [04:00] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 95 [04:00] <&Hebizuka> *Not bleeding this turn.* [04:01] <DanaLove> \\ I apply a band-aid to this hole \\ [04:02] <&Hebizuka> *You successfully bandaged yourself on the torso. This open wound is not going to cause problems anymore.* [04:02] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [04:02] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 4040 - Roomstyle: 301 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [04:04] <&Hebizuka> *A scratched room, full of @graffiti. You spot a weapon on the floor here...* [04:05] <DanaLove> @graffiti [04:05] <MazeBot> no, seriously, dante was never here. [04:05] <DanaLove> \\ Examine Weapon \\ [04:05] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Korth Combat revolver | .357 Magnum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 5 - [6/6, 6x .357 +P] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Grimy [04:05] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [04:05] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 2427 - Roomstyle: 370 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [04:06] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's an accessory on the floor/* [04:06] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [04:06] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Reflex sight: EOTech 553 [04:07] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [04:07] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 1141 - Roomstyle: 276 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [04:09] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. You spot another dealer with a fancy revolver.* [04:09] <DanaLove> @cover [04:09] <MazeBot> A wooden crate with metal covers. (Health: 39, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [04:09] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [04:09] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 8 [04:09] <&Hebizuka> *You successfully take cover and maintain stealth.* [04:11] <DanaLove> \\ Three shots with the Glock, aimed at the head naturally \\ [04:12] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll immediately.* [04:12] <DanaLove> @roll 3#2d6 [04:12] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 8;4;2 [04:13] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d100 [04:13] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 38 [04:13] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, Miss, Miss* [04:13] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits 1/3* [04:14] <&Hebizuka> *One hit only, perhaps! But, it's enough to get the kill.* [04:14] <&Hebizuka> Dana [Glock 21] Dealer (Citizen) /H\ [04:15] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight, in one turn only.* [04:15] <DanaLove> \\ Reload and take his cocaines. Examine his gun too \\ [04:16] <&Hebizuka> *Total carried: 6.* [04:16] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 21.5/35 [04:17] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Ruger Blackhawk revolver | .30 Carbine - Single-action | No accessory | Cylinder, 8 rounds | Weight: 5 - [8/8, 8x AP] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [04:18] <DanaLove> \\ May as well take that and all of his ammo for it too. In fact, switch it out with my Glock so my precious Glock doesn't crit-fail explode \\ [04:18] <&Hebizuka> *You can simply carry the Blackhawk on a second leg holster. You have 2 legs, don't you?* [04:19] <DanaLove> \\ And thus, I do~ \\ [04:21] <&Hebizuka> *Ruger Blackhawk equipped to the Class TW slot.* [04:22] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [04:22] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 4591 - Roomstyle: 178 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [04:22] <&Hebizuka> *There is no door ahead.* [04:24] <DanaLove> Well then... [04:24] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: .30 Carbine cartridge holder, 8 rounds. Weight: 0.5+0.08 (0.58) - [8/8, 8x AP] [04:24] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: .30 Carbine cartridge holder, 8 rounds. Weight: 0.5+0.08 (0.58) - [8/8, 8x AP] [04:24] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] Ammo pouch 9.83/10 [04:25] <&Hebizuka> *You find a teleporting pad. You can use it to return to Dwayne.* [04:26] <DanaLove> Hello hello Dwayne. Here is your... cocaine! [04:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Dwayne] Wassup. Oh hey, you found yourself clothes. Lemme count the merchandise, aight? [04:27] <DanaLove> \\ Nods \\ Uh... sorry but... I kinda used buckshot and ruined a bag or two. My bad. That's why there's a bit missing. I changed to slugs right after... [04:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Dwayne] ...one, two, three, four... five... six. Yeah it's okay. I bet they didn't let you take it nicely? [04:28] <DanaLove> Not really. Uh... not all to bad though. I got clothes... and a new evil plan. I assume you've payed my stipend? [04:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Dwayne] Yo don't worry bout your payment, missus. I'll tell the hiring bureau to give you yer pay. [04:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Dwayne] Thanks a lot, ma'am. Take care. [04:29] <&Hebizuka> *You can telepad back to the hiring bureau if you desire.* [04:29] <DanaLove> Well then... if you ever need a hand again. You know who to look for. [04:30] <&Hebizuka> *He nods and grins, recounting his cocaine bags.* [04:30] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 20.9/35 [04:30] <DanaLove> \\ Teleports away ]] [04:35] <&Hebizuka> *You return in the hiring bureau, where you also see an extremely impatient tailor.* [04:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Your employer called, said you did an okay job and he'll recommend you. [04:36] <DanaLove> \\ I then look him over and with new clothes I chuckle \\ Well hello there, tailor. Would you like a drink while I chat with the hiring lady? \\ I ask as I discreetly add cyanide to one of my bottles of mineral water \\ [04:37] <DanaLove> \\ Under the counter or something. I try ultra hard to look like I'm just fiddling around \\ [04:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Tailor] Eat a bag of dicks... When are you going to fucking buy something? [04:37] <DanaLove> \\ Like, I cannot emphasize how much I want I need to keep this a secret. Can I do it? \\ [04:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Anyway, he said you earned 900 P$, so that's your pay. [04:37] <&Hebizuka> *Yes, that's a free action. You can do that with your back turned to him.* [04:39] <DanaLove> \\ I do so and hand him the water \\ Here you go. Sorry to keep you waiting~ I hope this tastes good, it's my favorite drink~ \\ I then turn to the lady \\ Put it all in the bureau credit for me, darling. [04:43] <&Hebizuka> *Spent: Bottle of mineral water, cyanide syringe. Created: Bottle of mineral water (spiked)/ [04:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Tailor] Gimme that stupid bottle of water. [04:43] <~SU_Tempest> *He opens it, and takes a full swig, drinking it all.* [04:44] <~SU_Tempest> *His face goes pale, he clutches his chest really hard...* [04:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Tailor] YOU... [04:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Tailor] ...BITCH... [04:44] <~SU_Tempest> *He then snaps on the floor like a piece of crap. [04:44] <&Hebizuka> Dana [Poisoned food] Tailor [04:44] <&Hebizuka> *You have committed murder.* [04:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Wow. [04:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] I didn't see any of that. [04:44] <~SU_Tempest> *She winks at you.* [04:45] <&Hebizuka> *No witnesses, officially speaking. Your wanted level does not increase.* [04:46] <DanaLove> \\ Winks to her as well \\ It was a rogue, dear. He had 'enemies' and the water was spiked by business rivals. I think that'll suffice, mmm? At least there are no bullets they can trace to me, and I'm not one to kill with chemicals. You have a good day~ [04:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Just between us, thank you, honey. Anyways, let me add your money to your account. [04:46] <&Hebizuka> [Wealth] Hiring bureau credit: 1950 P$ [04:46] <DanaLove> You got it~ \\ Kisses her on the cheek and waves good-bye \\ [04:46] <&Hebizuka> *The clothes shop's cart, which consists of a big armored crate on wheels, beeps.* [04:46] <&Hebizuka> *A blinking red light frantically lights up.* [04:47] <DanaLove> ...? [04:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Oh, it just means the shop crate detected the shopkeeper is dead. [04:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Now it's permanently locked. [04:47] <DanaLove> Right. I'll be on my way out. I didn't find his wares all to special anyhoo. [04:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Devious little things, huh? Every shopkeeper has a heartbeat sensor linked to their wares' box. [04:47] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [04:47] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 2914 - Front door: 617 - Right door: 11 - Roomstyle: 247 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [04:47] <&Hebizuka> *Mission complete: Magic powder.* [04:48] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room: 150th. (Two events)* [04:52] <&Hebizuka> *Which door?* [04:52] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [04:54] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is an accessory on the floor...* [04:54] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [04:55] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: .40 S&W [04:55] <DanaLove> \\ Neh \\ [04:55] <DanaLove> ☻END SESSION☻ [04:55] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [04:58] <&Hebizuka> Progress: 144 rooms [+39], 29 kills [+9], 1 SE, 4 missions [+1], 5130 P$ [+2893], 0 runs. [04:58] <&Hebizuka> Total score: 288 points [+96] [04:58] <&Hebizuka> Position: 2nd (no change) [04:58] <&Hebizuka> ~Combat stats today~ [04:59] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [04:59] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 15/29 [04:59] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 1/1 [04:59] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 1/1 [04:59] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 17/31 (54.84% accuracy) [04:59] <&Hebizuka> =All time stats= [04:59] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 65/92 (71%) [04:59] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 2/2 (100%) [04:59] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 3/3 (100%) [04:59] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 1/1 (100%) [04:59] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 71/98 (72.44% accuracy) [05:00] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress today= [05:00] <&Hebizuka> Youkai eliminated: +1 [05:00] <&Hebizuka> Shotgun +3 [05:00] <&Hebizuka> Submachine gun +2 [05:00] <&Hebizuka> Pistol +2 [05:00] <&Hebizuka> Headshots: +7 [05:00] <&Hebizuka> Brutal kills: +1 [05:00] <&Hebizuka> Recommended for 1 new award [05:01] <&Hebizuka> Shotgun badge - Bronze [05:01] <&Hebizuka> *You have passed 10 victims with a shotgun, thus you get the shotgun badge.* [05:01] <&Hebizuka> *And that's it for now.*