Log:Game 57 (Meta, no ontology)

[22:17] <~Hebizuka> *You are dead. Your life was probably complex and full of events of various kinds, but one thing is sure, you don't remember well what happened. As you watch your body and float upwards, you believe you will make it to the Other world. However, instead of going ahead to the next part of your afterlife, your soul was intercepted…* [22:17] <~Hebizuka> *After what seemed like a long dream, you wake up, in a new body similar from the one you had before you died - you seem to be feeling perfectly fine: no wounds, no illnesses, this new body feels spotless and perfect. Except that where you are isn't Hell, nor Heaven, and this isn't even a new life. You feel that you simply woke up from a bad dream. In short… You feel the same as ever.* [22:17] <~Hebizuka> *You stand up and notice that you are as naked as in the first day. Looking around you, you notice you're in a square room, with bland, gray walls made of what looks like concrete. No windows, and some kind of door ahead of you. Above you, white, fluorescent light. And hanging from the ceiling, in the corner, some sort of loudspeaker.* [22:20] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker starts coughing noise, apparently just being turned on. A male voice starts speaking out of it.* [22:20] <~SU_Tempest> Our newcomer just woke up. Perfect, perfect. [22:20] * Nikolay_Romance rubbed his head, eyes squinting a bit from looking at the light. "Well, darn, this isn't what that book promised me..." After noticing the 'contents' of the room, the male turned to the speaker and cleared his throat, thinking that it was there for SOME reason. "Hello? Is anyone watching me?" He didn't wait for an answer much, walking to the door and trying to give it a tug and push. [22:21] <~SU_Tempest> Hello, new contestant. Welcome to this place, which we call Mazeworld. If you are wondering this much, yes you are being watched. [22:21] <~Hebizuka> *The door is locked for now.* [22:22] <~SU_Tempest> You must be wondering why you are here, right? [22:23] * Nikolay_Romance sighs out, leaving the door for now and looks at the speaker again. "Yes, I do. Why am I here, where is here and why in decency's name am I stark naked?" He slowly showed a smile. "I would quite appreciate answers to those questions, please~" [22:25] <~SU_Tempest> I shall explain, one thing at a time. Your soul was judged worthy enough to be saved from your past life, and we are essentially giving you a chance for reincarnation. [22:25] <~SU_Tempest> However, this is not going to be simple, as you might guess... Your objective is to find a way out of the mazes, preferably in a good enough shape as the body you now have, must be taken care of. For you will leave Mazeworld in this body, dead or alive. [22:28] * Nikolay_Romance tilts his head a bit to the side. "So..." His pose shifts a bit, taking a more relaxed posture with his hands on his sides. "I was worthy of being put into more danger? Sounds hardly fair..." He shakes his head. "I swear, if this is that alcohol working..." [22:33] <~SU_Tempest> In any case... Oh, right, where are my manners? You may call me Game Master, this is the name we go by. Or just GM, it's shorter. We are three GMs, monitoring people like you throughout their journey in the Mazes. To be able this place, your objective is simple: you must retrieve the four Cardinal Amulets. Those Amulets are scattered in the Mazes, and can only be obtained through [22:33] <~SU_Tempest> skill, patience, endurance, luck... or all of that at once. [22:37] * Nikolay_Romance starts to honestly doubt the credibility of the situation... Too much like the movie Saw... Too much into religion... "And I can assume that these amulets are protected with lethal guardians?" He smirks. "So, Game Master~ What does someone like you get from all this? Nothing but amusement?" [22:37] <~SU_Tempest> As for how to find them, you will find out. [22:38] <~SU_Tempest> It can be easy like it can be hard. It'll all depend on how you actually do. [22:39] <~SU_Tempest> In any case... Before we throw you in the Mazes, we will talk about the equipment question. My colleague here will be the one talking from now on. [22:39] <~Hebizuka> *Another voice, a female one this time, starts speaking out of the loudspeaker.* [22:39] * Nikolay_Romance gives a faint nod. [22:40] <~Hebizuka> Hello, contestant. I am another one of the Game Masters. He was Sergey Kovrov and I am Hebizuka Jinkou. I will put you through our patented Contestant Personality Test™ (CPT), at the end of which you will receive your starting gear. Ready? [22:41] * Nikolay_Romance smirks once more, giving out a shrug. "Honestly, do I have a choice? Ready, I suppose..." [22:41] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [22:41] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo B) Simo Hayha C) Dirty Harry D) Agent 47 E) Solid Snake F) Yuuka Kazami G) Chuck Norris H) Crazy Ivan [22:44] * Nikolay_Romance raises a brow at the surprisingly modern question. "Wow, didn't expect such options... I would go with... Crazy Ivan, at least the one I know of. So, H, hun~" [22:45] <~Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [22:45] <~Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [22:45] <~Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [22:45] <~Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [22:45] <~Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [22:45] <~Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [22:45] <~Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [22:47] * Nikolay_Romance gives a little hop and a clap to that one, slowly accustoming to his situation. Not like he could escape, could he? "Honestly, C sounds just fabulous. I'd prefer that!" [22:50] <~Hebizuka> Question 3: Justin Bieber's fate is in your hands. You… [22:50] <~Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [22:50] <~Hebizuka> B) Hang him [22:50] <~Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [22:50] <~Hebizuka> D) Throw him in the SDM's basement [22:50] <~Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [22:51] * Nikolay_Romance pouts. "Now that just ain't fair. I give 0 darns about the lad! Honestly..." He sighs, tapping his chin. "Well, i my current situation, I suppose E would work, company wouldn't hurt." [22:53] <~Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… [22:53] <~Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [22:53] <~Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look wear as rich and secure as you always wished to be [22:53] <~Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [22:53] <~Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [22:53] <~Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [22:53] <~Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character [22:53] <~Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [22:55] * Nikolay_Romance chuckles at the options, running his hand along his hair to press it down. "Oh, absolutely B. No such thing as too fabulous, now is there?" [22:57] <~Hebizuka> Mhm... [22:57] <~Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song/song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be… [22:57] <~Hebizuka> A) Foghat - Slow ride / Good old 1970's driving rock, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [22:57] <~Hebizuka> B) Alex Gopher - Brain Leech (Bugged Mind Remix) / Electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [22:57] <~Hebizuka> C) Tesla - Cumin Atcha Live / Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because the highway is your own personal NASCAR track [22:57] <~Hebizuka> D) 2Pac - I don't give a fuck / Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because you gotta stop parking the car up trees, CJ! [22:57] <~Hebizuka> E) The Soviet national anthem / Because you will always remember the motherland [22:57] <~Hebizuka> F) Bob Marley - Satisfy my Soul / Marijuana reggae, because you and Jah don't have to put up with road rage [22:57] <~Hebizuka> G) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [22:57] <~Hebizuka> H) Joe Smooth - Promised Land / Chicago house music, because you believe in world peace and LSD [22:59] * Nikolay_Romance shakes his head once more... The wuestions had the options.... As if aimed for him. "E or F... E or F... Probably F, E would get oh-so-blaaaaaaaaand overtime, hun. Bobby is at a least positive cutie-pie." [23:00] <~Hebizuka> E it is then. [23:01] <~Hebizuka> Just fooling around. F. [23:01] <~Hebizuka> Next question... [23:01] <~Hebizuka> Question 6: Your favorite fiction hero would be… [23:01] <~Hebizuka> A) Super Ketsuana, the samurai from the future! [23:01] <~Hebizuka> B) Axe Cop, because he'll CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF! [23:01] <~Hebizuka> C) Sir Arthur of Male Volante, knight of the octogonal table! [23:01] <~Hebizuka> D) Jack Howitzer, the Vietnam War Hero of the Exploder movies! [23:01] <~Hebizuka> E) The fireman guy from Rescue Heroes! [23:01] <~Hebizuka> F) Yostuba, the cutest loli in existence! [23:03] * Nikolay_Romance narrows his eyes a bit... Once the question came, though, he smiles. "Sir Arthur *said in the MOST posh-English manner possible*, of course! Why, a man of such noble blood would SURELY be a wonderful talk companion." [23:05] <~Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [23:05] <~Hebizuka> A) Your wife/husband [23:05] <~Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [23:05] <~Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [23:05] <~Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [23:05] <~Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [23:05] <~Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [23:07] * Nikolay_Romance doesn't think for long, and he claps his hands again and smile. "But, of course, A... My husband would be a DELIGHFUL help in chopping the wood. He's got such... Strong and... Large hands." He sighs. "Now, darn it, you made me miss him..." [23:08] <~Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [23:08] <~Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [23:08] <~Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [23:08] <~Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [23:08] <~Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [23:08] <~Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [23:08] <~Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [23:10] * Nikolay_Romance shakes his head and chooses without much hesitation. "All that harsh and unsightly stuff isn't for me, darlin'. I choose F... For Faaaaaaaabulous wealth~" [23:11] <~Hebizuka> Question 9: What's your kind of dream vehicle? [23:11] <~Hebizuka> A) 1996 Dodge Viper GTS in blue and white stripes [23:11] <~Hebizuka> B) 1968 Pontiac GTO with a custom Dixie paintjob [23:11] <~Hebizuka> C) 1965 Ford Transit ice-cream van with 24 different flavors for sale [23:11] <~Hebizuka> D) Sukhoi SU-35 "Flanker" Soviet fighter jet [23:11] <~Hebizuka> E) 1998 Subaru Impreza WRX STi 22B with a custom paintjob [23:11] <~Hebizuka> F) Vietnam War-era M113 APC [23:11] <~Hebizuka> G) The "Charles de Gaulle" aircraft carrier [23:13] * Nikolay_Romance snaps his fingers with a smile. Honestly, this quiz was amusing. "G, I'd finally have room for my wardrobe. It's SUCH a drag with so little room..." [23:15] <~Hebizuka> Question 10: Your friends refer to you as… [23:15] <~Hebizuka> A) "The Nerd", because of your collection of anime posters and figurines [23:15] <~Hebizuka> B) "Mr. Fix-it", because you repaired all of their cars at least once [23:15] <~Hebizuka> C) "Chief", because you are a natural leader and they know it [23:15] <~Hebizuka> D) "Lovemaker", because you flirted with their partners at least once [23:15] <~Hebizuka> E) "The Doc", because you're the most intelligent out of them all [23:15] <~Hebizuka> F) "Psycho", because they're not gun people and you are [23:15] <~Hebizuka> G) "Animal Man", because all of their pets befriended you and you have yourself five dogs [23:18] * Nikolay_Romance letso ut a sort of... giggle-chuckle. Not entirely feminine, but not as manly as it should've been. "Of, I suppose D is the closest, though I've been called an animal more than once as well~ I bet I could swoon Sergey after a glass or two of Vodka, eh?~" He gave out some kissy-sounds in the speaker's direction. [23:20] <~Hebizuka> Question 11: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find… [23:20] <~Hebizuka> A) A mint copy of the book "Hit Man" [23:20] <~Hebizuka> B) The complete "The Godfather" trilogy [23:20] <~Hebizuka> C) A lot of food and a note which says "Donated by the Red Cross" [23:20] <~Hebizuka> D) A cosplay of Donatello, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" [23:20] <~Hebizuka> E) A large wad of cash, in notes of 20 dollars [23:20] <~Hebizuka> F) All of the belongings of that famous member of your family who fought during World War II [23:21] * Nikolay_Romance sighs out at the offered options. Bemused, he replies: "E..." [23:22] <~Hebizuka> Question 12: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… [23:22] <~Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [23:22] <~Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [23:22] <~Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [23:22] <~Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [23:22] <~Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [23:22] <~Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [23:24] * Nikolay_Romance crooks his eyebrow once more. "You guys don't like neutral answers, do you? A, cause that's how I met my hubby~" [23:24] <~Hebizuka> Neutral answers don't reveal anything, in case you're wondering...~ [23:24] <~Hebizuka> Question 13: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [23:24] <~Hebizuka> A) Normal missions. Suited to beginners discovering the game. [23:24] <~Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions. Suited to more seasoned players seeking more difficulty. [23:24] <~Hebizuka> C) Contract missions. Suited to players enjoying freer and less-linear missions. [23:25] <Nikolay_Romance> Let's start with A [23:26] <~Hebizuka> All right, this wraps it up. Give us a moment, I'm sending people to give you stuff to choose from... [23:26] <~Hebizuka> As well as your CPT results. [23:27] * Nikolay_Romance nods and steps back from the door, thinking that he'd block the path... [23:28] <~Hebizuka> *The door is unlocked, and opens. An engineer first steps out with a letter in hand.* [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Are you the one named Nikolay Romance? [23:30] * Nikolay_Romance takes a look to the left... Then a look to the right... Then a look behind him. "Well, sweetie-cheeks, I don't believe there's any other forced-to-play people here..." [23:31] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Whatever. This letter is for you. [23:31] <~SU_Tempest> Letter: http://pastebin.com/AaqhfFtr [23:32] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: GET IN! [23:32] <~Hebizuka> *As soon as the engie said this, more engineers enter, carrying four crates at your intention.* [23:32] <~Hebizuka> *Once done depositing the crates for you in the room, the engineers leave, closing the door behind them. [23:33] * Nikolay_Romance idly reads the letter, sitting on one of the crates carefully... He didn't want splinters in his yes-yes spot~ [23:34] <~Hebizuka> There is: [23:34] <~Hebizuka> >Weapons crate [23:34] <~Hebizuka> >Consumables crate [23:34] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing crate [23:34] <~Hebizuka> >Other items crate [23:34] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [23:36] * Nikolay_Romance folds the letter twice and tosses it on the floor, before wordlesly opening the Clothing Crate first. FINALLY something to cover his delightful bits~ [23:38] <~Hebizuka> Backpack: RM22SF load-bearing equipment - Can contain up to 35 units of weight, and 2 units worth of ammunition in its own separate pouch. [23:38] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: Fedora - AC: Light, covers Head [23:38] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: Medieval helmet - AC: Light, covers Head [23:38] <~Hebizuka> Top: Tuxedo with shirt - AC: Light, covers Upper body, Arms [23:38] <~Hebizuka> Body armor: Medieval armor top - AC: Kevlar-2 , covers Upper body [23:38] <~Hebizuka> Bottom: Tuxedo trousers - AC: Light, covers Lower body, Legs, Crotch [23:38] <~Hebizuka> Footwear: Leather shoes - AC: Light, covers Feet [23:46] * Nikolay_Romance happily claps his hands, picking up the tuxedo and fedora, looking at them with a smile. "FABULOUS!" Then, he notices the more... Protection-focused equipment. "Tsk... Choose between stunning or livin'..." He lets out a long... Irritated exhale, shifting his gaze between the fedor and the helmet. "Honestly..." He sighs and starts putting on the pants and the shoes, followed by the tuxedo and shirt. [23:46] * Nikolay_Romance Setting the helmet and armor aside for now, he puts on the fedore to... Look splendid for a short time at least. He then proceeds to open the Weapons, then the Consumable and then the Other Items crates. [23:50] <~Hebizuka> Inside the weapons crate: [23:50] <~Hebizuka> Class 4: M67 grenade x2 [23:50] <~Hebizuka> Class 4: MkIIIA2 grenade x2 [23:50] <~Hebizuka> Class 4: C4 charge x3 [23:52] <Nikolay_Romance> [What kind of grenade is M67?] [23:52] <~Hebizuka> (Fragmentation.) [23:57] * Nikolay_Romance didn't think much about it, as he put the C4 into his backpack and put the MkIIIA2 into it as well. He decided to hold onto the M67, sighing out at the weapons he was given from the start... Man, it's starting to get frightening. [23:59] <~Hebizuka> MkIIIA2: +6 weight [00:00] <~Hebizuka> C4 charges: +9 weight [00:00] <~Hebizuka> 15/35 [00:00] <~Hebizuka> (^ this is a weight indicator. If I give out a number like that, it's a weight reminder.) [00:00] <Nikolay_Romance> [Sure] [00:00] <~Hebizuka> Inside the Other Items crate: [00:00] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Sapphire (blue gem) [00:00] <~Hebizuka> Key item: Detonator [00:02] * Nikolay_Romance put the detonator into his backpack and took a few minutes to admire the gem... "Win't you lot a generous one..." He whispered, putting the jewel into his pack as well." [00:02] <~Hebizuka> *The detonator is a key item resembling a wristwatch. It has no weight and can be carried at all times, and is not inside the backpack.* [00:02] <~Hebizuka> 16/35 [00:03] <~Hebizuka> Inside the Consumables crate: [00:03] <~Hebizuka> Food: Grilled eel [00:03] <~Hebizuka> Food: Mussels [00:03] <~Hebizuka> Food: Sole [00:03] <~Hebizuka> Meds: Condom x2 [00:03] <~Hebizuka> Meds: Vial of Sperm serum [00:05] * Nikolay_Romance went silent for a bit... "Condoms... Honestly?" He looked at the speaker. "You are giving me condoms? Now I'm REALLY afraid of the maze..." Shaking his head, since he wasn't sure what he'd need, he put all of it into his backpack as well, fixing the detonator on his left wrist. [00:06] <~Hebizuka> 22/35 [00:08] * Nikolay_Romance once ready, put on the armor he had on the side and then tossed the fedora away with a sigh, putting on the helmet. "Sacrifices... Sacrifices..." The man then walked to the door with the attempt to open it and move on. [00:13] <~Hebizuka> Welcome to MazeWorld, Nikolay Romance - use !mrooms1 to pass this door. In further rooms, you will see 3 doors, so use !mrooms3 when you're finished in a room; UNLESS counter-indication, always use !mrooms3. [00:14] <Nikolay_Romance> !mrooms1 [00:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] Unique door: 31 - Roomstyle: 34 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:16] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a room with a grass floor. There are crafting materials abandoned on the floor...* [00:17] * Nikolay_Romance takes a look at the crafting materials. [00:17] <~Hebizuka> Crafting mats: 25 Metal [00:18] * Nikolay_Romance weighs it? [00:18] <~Hebizuka> It weighs 2,5 units. [00:18] * Nikolay_Romance puts the metal in the bag and looks around the room for anything else. [00:19] <~Hebizuka> *There doesn't seem to be anything else of use here. Three doors is all you see.* [00:19] <~Hebizuka> 24.5/35 [00:20] * Nikolay_Romance ponders a bit about which door to choose and rubs his feet against the grass some... Finally, he choses the middle door. [00:20] <Nikolay_Romance> !mrooms3 [00:20] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] Left door: 865 - Front door: 480 - Right door: 1472 - Roomstyle: 43 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [00:21] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a classroom, occupied by a scientist working here, writing notes on the chalkboard. There's food on one of the unoccupied student desks.* [00:23] * Nikolay_Romance blinks a few times... The rooms are more than just varying. He first turns his head to the scientist. "Hello?" He calls out softly. [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Ah, um, hi. What do you need? [00:25] <Nikolay_Romance> I... I'm not sure. Um... What are you doing here? Are you a prisoner of this maze or something? [00:26] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Prisoner? Hell no. I'm a scientist. Scientist-teacher. Though my students aren't there right now. [00:26] <Nikolay_Romance> And... What is your subject? [00:28] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: As a scientist or as a teacher? [00:28] <Nikolay_Romance> Both. [00:30] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Well, I'm part of the Biology Science Team, but I teach firearm mechanics and handling. [00:32] <Nikolay_Romance> Oh? Firearm mechanics? Sounds interesting. So you teach the way that guns work? [00:32] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Basically. Since my students are high school students though, they're taught disassembling, piece replacement and whatnot. We go through a variety of models. [00:33] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Don't have any weapon here though to show you. [00:34] <Nikolay_Romance> I see... I'm glad that you aren't someone I have to fight though. I best be going. Better put that food somewhere cold, so it doesn't spoil, smarty-boy~ [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: What food? [00:35] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Oh, someone left something again behind... Well, it's yours if you want it. Got no use for student's abandoned lunches... [00:35] <Nikolay_Romance> Thanks, but I have enough... Um... Good luck with your studies, I suppose... [00:35] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Sure, thank you, sir. [00:36] * Nikolay_Romance wanders towards the LEFT DOOR. [00:36] <Nikolay_Romance> !mrooms3 [00:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] Left door: 1494 - Front door: 327 - Right door: 1204 - Roomstyle: 99 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a hospital bedroom. There is someone asleep on the bed, which looks like a Maze Lieutenant, wounded from previous fights. Their belongings, which includes load-bearing vest and weapons, are on the floor next to the bed. There is a package in the corner of the room, on the floor as well.* [00:39] <Nikolay_Romance> *Take closer look at the belongings and weapons, without getting too close* [00:40] <~Hebizuka> Class 2: Armsel Protecta shotgun (12 gauge - 12 shell cylinder - Loaded with incendiary shells) [00:40] <~Hebizuka> Class 3: Desert Eagle MkXIX pistol (.50 AE - 7 rounds mag) [00:40] <~Hebizuka> Class 4: MkIIIA2 high-explosive grenade x2 [00:41] <~Hebizuka> Backpack: RM22SF LBE [00:46] <~Hebizuka> A silencer for FAMAS. [00:46] <Nikolay_Romance> That's it? [00:47] <~Hebizuka> *Yes. The packaging specifically reads it contains only the silencer.* [00:49] <~Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6 to attempt stealing the weapon without waking up the Lieutenant.* [00:49] <Nikolay_Romance> !mdice 2 6 [00:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 3 > < Total Score: 5 > [00:49] <~Hebizuka> *CLANG* [00:49] <Nikolay_Romance> >.< [00:49] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: Wha-? [00:49] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: The fuck? What the fuck are you trying to do? [00:50] <~SU_Tempest> *Despite what seems to be bandages all over the chest, he reaches and grabs the pistol on the floor which he points at you.* [00:50] <~Hebizuka> *Amusingly he has armor OVER the bandages...* [00:50] <Nikolay_Romance> Now that's just evil [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: Who's evil? The guy trying to steal my stuff, or that stuff's owner who's defending it? [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: And who the hell are you dressed like that? [00:53] <Nikolay_Romance> *Raise arms and scan the room for cover without turning head* I was just... Curious. I'm the new jester? [00:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Use @cover to see what's around.* [00:53] <Nikolay_Romance> @cover [00:53] <EliasBot> A pile of sandbags. (50%, Kev-2, SUPER STRONG) [00:53] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: ...The new jester, huh. [00:54] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: Just leave my stuff alone, I wanna rest and I don't want my ears ringing from another gunfight... [00:54] <~SU_Tempest> *He keeps the weapon in hand, but doesn't aim at you anymore.* [00:55] <Nikolay_Romance> *Nods* Of course, Sir. Have a good rest... *Turns and walks to the Right Door.* [00:55] <Nikolay_Romance> !mrooms3 [00:55] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] Left door: 287 - Front door: 1307 - Right door: 546 - Roomstyle: 187 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:57] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There are more crafting mats on the floor.* [00:57] <Nikolay_Romance> *Check materials [00:58] <~Hebizuka> Crafting mats: 15 Metal [00:59] <Nikolay_Romance> *Enter Left Door* [00:59] <Nikolay_Romance> !mrooms3 [00:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] Left door: 1461 - Front door: 807 - Right door: 797 - Roomstyle: 98 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [01:00] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a volley of stairs, and enter another regular, featureless room. There is a creature in this room... A giant fire ant!* [01:01] <Nikolay_Romance> *Try to sneak along the wall to Right Door* [01:01] <~SU_Tempest> *2d6 to attempt escaping!* [01:01] <Nikolay_Romance> !mdice 2 6 [01:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 5 > < Total Score: 8 > [01:01] <~Hebizuka> *You make a run for it and reach the doors!* [01:01] <Nikolay_Romance> !mrooms3 [01:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] Left door: 350 - Front door: 1030 - Right door: 588 - Roomstyle: 159 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [01:03] <~Hebizuka> *You run out of this room like a coward. You fall through a trapdoor in the following corridor... and fall into a warehouse room full of huge containers of all kinds and sizes. You spot clothing on the floor.* [01:04] <Nikolay_Romance> *Check clothing* [01:04] <~Hebizuka> Legs addon: Medieval armor legs [01:04] <~Hebizuka> *You are currently not wearing a legs addon.* [01:05] <Nikolay_Romance> *Put on the addon. Are there any openable containers?* [01:06] <~Hebizuka> *The containers are all closed and seem impossible to open.* [01:06] <~Hebizuka> Medieval armor legs - AC: Kevlar2. Covers: Legs. [01:07] <Nikolay_Romance> *Exit... Stage Front* [01:07] <Nikolay_Romance> !mrooms3 [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] Left door: 337 - Front door: 217 - Right door: 721 - Roomstyle: 70 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:08] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a TV Room. There is ONE door only here. You may check @whatsonTV by using the remote on the couch you see. You spot a supply crate on the floor!* [01:09] <Nikolay_Romance> *Open Supply crate* [01:09] <~Hebizuka> A WPN-2 crate. You find inside: [01:09] <~Hebizuka> Class 3 weapon: H&K USP Tactical pistol (.45 ACP - 12 rounds mag) [01:09] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: .45 ACP x60 [01:09] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Short weapon: KA-BAR combat knife [01:09] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [01:10] <Nikolay_Romance> *Put the ammo into special pocket. Take gun and knife [01:11] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 0.6/2 [01:11] <~Hebizuka> *You equip both weapons!* [01:11] <Nikolay_Romance> @whatsonTV [01:11] <EliasBot> [Talk show] Cold hearts - with Dave the Sniper Dude [01:11] <Nikolay_Romance> [Is this important?] [01:11] <~Hebizuka> (Not exactly.) [01:12] <Nikolay_Romance> @whatsonTV [01:12] <EliasBot> [Soap opera] All My Genetically-engineered Children [01:12] <Nikolay_Romance> @whatsonTV [01:12] <EliasBot> [Documentary] The Mazes' Best Fighters - Matthew Kethys episode [01:12] <~Hebizuka> *You switch channel several times...* [01:12] <Nikolay_Romance> Meh... Nothing of interest... [01:12] <Nikolay_Romance> !mrooms1 [01:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] Unique door: 56 - Roomstyle: 127 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [01:14] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. In front of you is a strange scientist sitting on a metal crate, looking all worried and shaken up by something. He also seems tired, panting on this crate as if he ran a mile. Next to him is a peculiar colored door, unlike the normal doors.* [01:15] <Nikolay_Romance> Um... Hello? Is something wrong? [01:15] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Gah... I need help, sir! I uh... I had to run away from my lab, something terrible happened... I was minding my own business, working on my usual work, and a ... that... DEMON came out of nowhere and started thrashing everything! [01:16] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Please... I had to run away from it because I'm unarmed... But I must go back to my lab... Could you make it go away? Please? I uh... I could give you something in exchange! [01:16] <Nikolay_Romance> What exactly? [01:17] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Money... I have money... If I can recall the code of that crate I will give you the money inside.. [01:17] <Nikolay_Romance> The lab is behind that door? [01:18] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Yes, it's a few rooms away... [01:19] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Will you help me?.. [01:20] <Nikolay_Romance> ... I dunno... I'm not exactly the most well-armed guy. Why not ask the maze's soldiers or something? [01:20] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: I would, but... I need some help NOW and they take time to arrive... [01:21] <Nikolay_Romance> Fine... I'll help [01:22] <~Hebizuka> Mission start! !mrooms1 to begin [01:23] <Nikolay_Romance> !mrooms1 [01:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] Unique door: 206 - Roomstyle: 138 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:24] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You notice a dead body on the floor...* [01:25] <Nikolay_Romance> *Check the body* [01:26] <~Hebizuka> *A dead kitsune. You have no idea what killed it.* [01:26] <Nikolay_Romance> *Check the body for items* [01:27] <~Hebizuka> *The kitsune wasn't carrying anything useful, sadly.* [01:28] <Nikolay_Romance> *Check the room* [01:28] <~Hebizuka> *Nothing. Not even a drop of blood from the kitsune's body.* [01:28] <Nikolay_Romance> *Check for exits?* [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *There is only one door for the duration of the mission.* [01:29] <Nikolay_Romance> !mrooms1 [01:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] Unique door: 401 - Roomstyle: 151 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:30] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an armory. You wonder why the scientist didn't stop to grab the @wpn in the gun locker here, but whatever. There seems to be nothing else.* [01:31] <Nikolay_Romance> [When it's like that, I roll?] [01:31] <~Hebizuka> (Yes, when I show a @-command explicitly you can use it.) [01:31] <Nikolay_Romance> @wpn [01:31] <EliasBot> Class 5L weapon! A bullwhip! [01:32] <Nikolay_Romance> No wonder he passed it >.< [01:32] <Nikolay_Romance> !mdoors1 [01:32] <Nikolay_Romance> !mrooms1 [01:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] Unique door: 888 - Roomstyle: 151 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [01:34] <~Hebizuka> *You enter ANOTHER armory. One wonders REALLY why the scientist didn't stop. Perhaps he really doesn't like guns. You can check the @wpn in that... ANOTHER gun locker here. You also see a supply crate.* [01:34] <Nikolay_Romance> @wpn [01:34] <EliasBot> Class 5S weapon! A kama! [01:35] <Nikolay_Romance> ... [01:35] <Nikolay_Romance> *Opens crate* [01:35] <Nikolay_Romance> This is quite the bummer [01:35] <~Hebizuka> A WEAR-3 crate. Inside: [01:36] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: Engineer's hard hat - AC: Kevlar-2. Covers: Head [01:36] <~Hebizuka> Top: Shirt with tie - AC: Light. Covers: Upper body, arms. [01:36] <~Hebizuka> Bottoms: Jeans - AC: Light. Covers: Lower body, crotch, legs. [01:37] <~Hebizuka> Footwear: Pair of hiking shoes - AC: Hardskin. Covers: Feet. [01:38] <Nikolay_Romance> *Replace Headgear and Footwear [01:39] <~Hebizuka> *Replaced Medieval Helmet by Engie's Hard Hat.* [01:39] <~Hebizuka> *Replaced Leather Shoes by Hiking Shoes.* [01:39] <Nikolay_Romance> *Leave the unequipped clothes.* [01:40] <Nikolay_Romance> !mrooms1 [01:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] Unique door: 435 - Roomstyle: 149 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [01:42] <~Hebizuka> *You enter the scientist's thrashed laboratory. You find yourself facing the demon he talked about... A tall, winged, red-skinned, arrow-tailed, lightly-dressed humanoid creature. Or in other words, a succubus.* [01:42] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Well, this is something else. [01:43] <Nikolay_Romance> Oh, is it? *Hold hand on pistol* [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: You're not quite the person I was looking for. [01:44] <Nikolay_Romance> And who were you looking for? [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Nobody you are supposed to know. [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Now move out the way please... [01:46] <Nikolay_Romance> Afraid that's not an option... *Aim gun at her head* You don't seem like a pleasant person... * Pull the trigger* [01:47] <Nikolay_Romance> !mdice 2 6 [01:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 2 > < Total Score: 4 > [01:47] <~Hebizuka> *That was a hasty aim, and your shot misses.* [01:47] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: You made the wrong decision, little man! [01:48] <~Hebizuka> *The succubus raises a hand, producing a ball of black-colored energy, radiating of black magic, which she flings towards you!* [01:48] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [01:48] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left leg [01:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 3 > < Total Score: 8 > [01:49] <~Hebizuka> *The strange energy ball seems to have damaged your medieval armor legs.* [01:49] <~Hebizuka> +16% Pain, total 16% [01:49] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It is now your turn.* [01:50] <Nikolay_Romance> *Shoot into her HEAD 3 times. [01:50] <Nikolay_Romance> !mdice 2 6 [01:50] <~Hebizuka> [ Nikolay_Romance ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 5 > < Total Score: 11 > [01:51] <~Hebizuka> *You manage a triple headshot! You lodge three .45 bullets in the demon's skull. As she realizes she has holes in her forehead, the succubus screams in pain, and catches fire spontaneously. She turns to a pile of dust quickly.* [01:51] <~Hebizuka> Area clear! [01:51] <~SU_Tempest> *There are no doors in this room.* [01:51] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker creaks.* [01:51] <~SU_Tempest> Good job, Nikolay. You know how to deal with bad situations fast, as I can see. Look on the floor, a telepad awaits. Step on it and you'll be brought back to the scientist.* [01:52] <Nikolay_Romance> *Step on the Pad* [01:53] <~Hebizuka> *You're telepadded back to the scientist, whoo.* [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: S-so, how did it go?... [01:54] <Nikolay_Romance> Welp, the problem's over, I guess. She can't do much as dust, can she? [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Excellent! By the way, I remembered the code for my crate, so I could open it... [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> *He opens it and invites you to look inside.* [01:55] <Nikolay_Romance> *Peek inside* [01:55] <~Hebizuka> Inside: [01:55] <~Hebizuka> Money 2000 P$ [01:55] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [01:56] <~Hebizuka> *You can fill up completely your money pouch with this much money. Take ?* [01:56] <Nikolay_Romance> Yes [01:56] <~Hebizuka> Total carried: 2000 P$ [01:56] <~Hebizuka> Mission complete [01:57] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [01:57] <~Hebizuka> 12 rooms, 1 kill, 0 SE, 1 mission, 0 Amulet, 2000 P$, 0 Runs [01:57] <~Hebizuka> Total score: [01:58] <~Hebizuka> 44 points [01:58] <~Hebizuka> Position: 38th ex-aequo with Sardon Reichart (+5 positions)