Log:Session 117 (Meta, no ontology)

[19:22] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Jonah. You've visited 345 rooms so far, and the next special one is at the 348th. You are currently mostly healthy (feeling satiated, mild alcoholic buzz, slightly damaged right arm). Your allies Carolyn, Raider and Ayako are ready and OK for the most part, except for Carolyn's right arm which is still broken.* [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *Type !mrooms3 to continue.* [19:22] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [19:22] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 824 - Front door: 1422 - Right door: 4913 - Roomstyle: 28 [19:22] <Jonah> Right then - all things being equal, front door. Come on, guys. [19:25] <&Hebizuka> *You barge into a classroom. Rows of student tables disposed in front of a teacher's desk and a blackboard - as one might expect. There are a few chalks left. No class is being held at the moment, and you see an object on the teacher's desk.* [19:26] <Jonah> ...Blackboards? Seriously? You guys are advanced enough to have bionic /implants/ and you guys still use blackboards. [19:26] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Chalk is cheap! [19:26] <~Tempest> [Raider] There's talks about upgrading them to whiteboards but... It's rumors. [19:27] * Jonah shakes her head in wonder and dismay as she rifles ~through~ the teacher's desk for precious, precious goodies - as well as just snapping up the thing on top of the desk as well. [19:28] <&Hebizuka> *Whoever was the last teacher there is pretty trashy. You find an innumerable amount of empty bags of chips in almost all the drawers.* [19:28] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A copper wire. - [6/10] [19:29] * Jonah throws it into her belt pouch. Never know when wire will be handy. [19:29] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [19:29] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2963 - Front door: 5710 - Right door: 989 - Roomstyle: 553 [19:29] <&Hebizuka> [Belt/Main] 3/3 [19:30] * Jonah walks through the front door without another thought. "What kinda subjects did you guys like in school, anyways? I'm guessing they don't have Art or Literature Analysis here." [19:31] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh there are things like that. There's a lot of writers in the Mazes. Artists, less so. It's hard to find paint, most of it goes to engineering. But in the past there were a lot more! [19:32] <Jonah> That's... kinda weird. I mean, it really doesn't look like you guys have any scarcity issues. There's certainly enough land whenever we find a door that goes outside. [19:32] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Yeah, I know... But most people here like it better inside. [19:34] <Jonah> Mmmm. Most people do, otherwise architecture wouldn't actually exist. It's just... kinda weird, thinking that you stay inside for most of your life. [19:34] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is only one door ahead (!mrooms1). There is an... ...object... on the floor... you're not sure if it's a weapon or if it's... something else.* [19:35] <Jonah> Uh. [19:35] <Jonah> Is. [19:35] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Penetrator - Blunt. Weight: 14 [19:35] <Jonah> Is that what I think it is. [19:35] <Jonah> Yeaaaaaah that's what I think it is. [19:35] <&Hebizuka> *The absurdity of an enormous dildo combined with the brutality of a baseball bat.* [19:35] <&Hebizuka> *Yes, we played that game too.* [19:35] <Jonah> Right. Riiiight. [19:35] <Jonah> Okay, so, uhm - hey, who wants to carry around a bullwhip for me? [19:35] <~Tempest> *Carolyn -grimaces-.* [19:35] <Jonah> Because I call the Penetrator. [19:35] <~Tempest> *Raider continues to pretend that nothing is wrong.* [19:36] <Jonah> It's the closest thing I've seen to an actual sword in /forever./ I miss handling my long, hardened weapons. [19:36] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Oh hey! I remember seeing that one oni using that as a sex toy! Like, three years ago, at some really drunken party with a human bartender that was cool with it? Everybody started doing dumb shit! [19:36] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Jonah, for the love of all that is holy, your definition of "sword" is FAR too perverted for me. [19:36] <Jonah> That /is/ usually what happens at sex parties. [19:37] <Jonah> In the right hands, anything that's large, thick, and weighty is a sword. [19:37] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Oh I should know, I was there! I was the one trying to romance the bartender, eheh. [19:37] <Jonah> Come on, I promise, it'll be great. It's not like I have a pussy anymore anyways, so we'd only be using it as a weapon. [19:37] <~Tempest> *Raider proposes to carry the bullwhip.* [19:38] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Good gods, Jonah, shut up! Take it and LEAVE! [19:38] * Jonah picks up the Penetrator with a spring in her step, and hands the bullwhip to her hired hand. [19:38] <Jonah> Okay /okay/ we're going, geeze. [19:38] <Jonah> Actually, wait - Ayako. [19:38] <Jonah> Want to carry around the sniper rifle? Or do you think being weaponless will make you less of a target? [19:39] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] I have three weapons on me right now, I think I'm good... [19:41] <~Tempest> *Ayako isn't listening, she seems to be in her own world... leaving Carolyn to believe you were talking to her.* [19:42] <Jonah> Right, well - okay then. I suppose you can transform if you need to. [19:42] * Jonah takes a /lot/ of practice swings and two handed thrusts as she walks through the only door. [19:42] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [19:42] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 973 - Roomstyle: 580 [19:43] <~Tempest> *The flappy, dong-shaped blunt weapon, wobbles in the air as you swing it. It looks and it feels positively gross.* [19:44] <Jonah> Gross. Yes. Sxy? /Also yes./ [19:44] * Jonah continues to giggle and cackle all the way through the endless corridors. [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *Raider now holds onto your Bullwhip, which he equips.* [19:50] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside a library. You have an eerie feeling, it feels empty, dead... more than usual, at least. All the PCs seem to be off and nonfunctional. You spot something on the librarian's desk. [19:51] <Jonah> Alrighty. Let's see what we got here... [19:52] * Jonah slides over to the librarian's desk, makes a quick check for any forgotten shotgun shells, and then glances over the - the note, presumably. Her eyesight's not as good as it used to be. [19:52] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 196 P$ [19:52] <&Hebizuka> *Some scattered coins on the desk. No ammo and no written note though.* [19:53] * Jonah sweeps up the trifling amount of money, and once more sgives a quick skim in the porn section. Aaand the romance section. Shrine Maiden-themes will be stolen away in her backpack for later corruption. [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *You notice there's unusually few books in the entire library at all, and those that are there are covered in more dust than a maid sees in a week. The porn section is empty, and the only book left in what would be the equivalent of the romance section seems to have all its pages missing and nibbled away, as if rats ate them.* [19:55] <~Tempest> [Raider] Yknow... Libraries usually don't get that decrepit. It's odd. It's like everyone fled the sector. [19:56] <Jonah> Watch as we walk through a door and suddenly see why everyone ran away. [19:56] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1746 P$* [19:56] <Jonah> Let's keep going, I suppose. [19:56] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [19:56] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1202 - Front door: 2061 - Right door: 2806 - Roomstyle: 404 [19:56] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 350th door.* [19:56] <Jonah> Ayako, got a preference? Besides cock, that is. [19:57] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Whah? Porn books? Blah, why bother when you can do it yourself! [19:58] <Jonah> I meant the door, you dummy. [19:58] <~Tempest> [Ayako] OH! ... Ooooh. I freakin dunno. Let's go left. Left is good. [19:59] <Jonah> If you don't care, then - ah, sure. Left it is! [19:59] * Jonah lingers behind for once and lets Raider take the lead, so that she can give the Penetrator a few more practice prods on Ayako's fluffy tail and delectable bottom. [20:00] <&Hebizuka> *The wobbly purple tip baps on Ayako's rear without causing damage (thankfully).* [20:00] <&Hebizuka> *She noticed, but she doesn't bring it up.* [20:01] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room with only one door ahead (!mrooms1). You spot what seems to be ammunition discarded on the floor.* [20:01] <Jonah> Bullets. Bullets are always good~ What do we have here. [20:02] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of taser cartridges, 10 cartridges - [2/10] - Weight: 0.2 [20:03] <Jonah> Oooh, tasers. A girl's best friend! [20:03] * Jonah slips that into her backpack no problem, before opening the only door. [20:03] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [20:03] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 3371 - Roomstyle: 325 [20:04] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/main] 58.59/60 [20:07] <&Hebizuka> *You are entering a hub. Left: Teleporting keypad ; Right: Bank. Where will you go?* [20:07] <Jonah> Anybody have banking they want to do? [20:08] <Jonah> Or shop - yeah, definitely shopping. [20:08] <Jonah> Left it is. [20:09] <Jonah> We need to buy weapons for Ayako. [20:09] <Jonah> And ammo. [20:09] <~Tempest> [Ayako] I know I've got killer looks and all, but you can't kill a monster with just flashing boobs! [20:10] <Jonah> Weeeeelll. If it's horny enough... [20:10] <Jonah> Ayako, how do you feel about bestiality? [20:10] <~Tempest> [Ayako] I- [20:10] <~Tempest> *Carolyn hits Ayako's shoulder.* [20:10] <Jonah> Awwww. [20:10] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] CHANGE OF TOPIC [20:11] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a teleporting keypad room. Enter the room number!* [20:11] * Jonah flips out her phone and dials the number! 5-GUN-SHOP. [20:12] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] *dialing...* [20:13] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] You have reached the gun shop phone service. The nearest outlet is located in 3620. Would you like for a gun shop to move to your area? [20:14] <Jonah> No thanks! [20:14] * Jonah hangs that shit up and smashes in the number 3620! It's ~shopping time~ [20:14] <&Hebizuka> *Phone battery: 3/6* [20:16] <&Hebizuka> *You're instantly teleported outside of this room...* [20:17] <&Hebizuka> *...and into a regular, featureless room, where a gun shop is set up. The merchant blinks upon seeing you and your group... pretty much appear out of thin air.* [20:18] <Jonah> "Teleport pad," Jonah says, as though that explains everything. [20:19] <~Tempest> [Merch] Oh. You're one of those guys. Okay. Well, welcome to my shop, can I help you all? [20:20] <Jonah> Yup. We have about 6000 to burn, give or take 1400 or so, and we'd like to see your wares. [20:20] <Jonah> Show us the good stuff. And I hope you have shotguns. [20:22] <~Tempest> [Merch] Well let me see what I have in stock. [20:26] <~Tempest> [Merch] Well... It might be a bit of a disappointment. I don't have a single shotgun in stock. [20:27] <~Tempest> [Merch] Do you guys still want to take a look? [20:27] <Jonah> Le sigh. Sure, why not? [20:27] <&Hebizuka> =Gun shop - Weapons for sale= [20:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Zastava CZ99 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi-auto | No accessory | CZ99 15-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [20:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Sterling L2A3 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | No accessory | Sterling 34-round mag, no +1 | Weight: 5 [20:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - SIG Sauer P232 pistol | .380 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | P232 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 2 [20:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Beretta 8045 Cougar pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cougar 8-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [20:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - SITES Spectre M4 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | Foregrip(I) | Spectre 50-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 [20:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - H&K MARK 23 pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | Thread(Std), LRail[n/a] | USP45 12-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 [20:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - RPC Fort Fort-12 pistol | 9x18mm Makarov - Semi-auto | No accessory | Fort-12 12-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [20:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Beretta M9 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Beretta 92 series 15-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [20:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - H&K HK53A3 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Burst3/Full | Optic[n/a,HK-S] | HK33 25-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 [20:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - CZ SA vz. 58P assault rifle | 7.62x39mm - Semi/Full | No accessory | 58P 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 [20:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Glock 25 pistol | .380 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | Glock 25 15-round mag, +1 | Weight: 2 [20:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Lucznik Arms PM-63 RAK submachine gun | 9x18mm Makarov - Semi/Full | Foregrip(I) | PM-63 15-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 [20:28] * Jonah gestures over to the list of weapons, inviting Ayako over to see. "Any of these to your taste? I know shit about guns." [20:29] <~Tempest> [Raider] Shit. No 7.62 NATO. Here I was hoping I could finally feed my rifle. [20:30] <Jonah> You could always sell it and pick up something else, if you need the ammo. [20:30] <~Tempest> [Raider] I'd rather find good ammo for it. It's an useful weapon. [20:31] <~Tempest> *Ayako browses the list...* [20:32] <Jonah> Pick whatever you want, Ayako - but ammo might be tight. [20:32] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Maybe you should buy yourself a pistol too, Jonah... [20:33] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako wants the Mark 23.* [20:34] <Jonah> Mmm. I'm really not a fan, Carolyn. Want to reccomend something for me? [20:34] <Jonah> Okay, so Mark 23 for Ayako - nothing else, hon? [20:34] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] How about the M9 there? Raider has the same, you could share ammo and mags. [20:35] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Yeah, I want two mags... and two boxes of ammo. [20:37] <Jonah> Alrighty, if you insist... [20:38] <Jonah> Ah, that reminds - we have some stuff to hawk, too. [20:39] * Jonah takes out the AK magazine, her muzzle break, the two reflex sights, and the laser sight. [20:39] <Jonah> If we can't use any of these then I'm selling them. Oh, and Raider, weren't you carrying a lot of surplus ammo, too? [20:40] <~Tempest> [Raider] I am, let me offload it. [20:46] <&Hebizuka> *Raider drops 200 rounds of 5.7x28 FMJ, 516 rounds of 5.8x42 Surp, and 472 rounds of 7.62 Tokarev Surp on the counter.* [20:47] <~Tempest> [Raider] Actually... Lemme take back the 5.7... Carolyn needs it. [20:47] <&Hebizuka> *Raider passes the 200 rounds to the shrine maiden.* [20:48] <&Hebizuka> *Raider also puts on sale the SP2022 and both mags.* [20:49] <Jonah> Last call on all the weapon accessories, otherwise they're going away. [20:49] <~Tempest> *No-one seems to mind.* [20:49] <Jonah> For the Mark 23, the M9, and two mags and two boxes of ammo each. [20:52] <~Tempest> [Merch] Okay, anything else? [20:53] <Jonah> Nope, as far as I know. Have at. [20:54] <&Hebizuka> BUY [20:54] <&Hebizuka> Beretta M9 - 300 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> 2x Beretta 92 15-rd magazine - 50 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> 100x 9x19mm Parabellum, FMJ - 100 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> (Ayako) H&K MARK 23 - 400 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> (Ayako) 2x USP-45 12-rd magazine - 90 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> (Ayako) 100x .45 ACP, FMJ - 200 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> BUY TOTAL: 1140 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> SELL [20:54] <&Hebizuka> AK-47 40-round RPK mag - 68 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> 24x 7.62x39mm, Surp - 14 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> Laser sight, AN/PEQ-5 - 150 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> 2x Reflex sight, EOTech 553 - 800 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> Muzzle brake, AK device - 175 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> (Raider) 516x 5.8x42mm, Surp - 387 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> (Raider) 472x 7.62 Tokarev, Surp - 79 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> (Raider) SIG SP2022 - 163 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> (Raider) 2x SP2022 15-rd mag - 30 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> (Raider) 30x 9x19mm Parabellum, FMJ - 15 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> SELL TOTAL: 1881 P$ [20:54] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 741 P$ due to client [20:55] <Jonah> Good times. You can keep the money as credit, by the way. [20:58] <&Hebizuka> *Processing.* [21:07] <&Hebizuka> *Here are your purchases.* [21:07] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Beretta M9 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Beretta 92 series 15-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [0+0/15, Empty] - Cond: Brand new / Clns: Lubricated [21:07] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - H&K MARK 23 pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | Thread(Std), LRail[n/a] | USP45 12-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 - [0+0/12, Empty] - Cond: Brand new / Clns: Lubricated [21:07] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Beretta 92 15-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5 [21:07] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Beretta 92 15-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5 [21:07] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K USP .45 12-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5 [21:07] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K USP .45 12-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5 [21:07] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 9x19mm Parabellum, FMJ, 50 rounds - [50/50] - Weight: 0.5 [21:07] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 9x19mm Parabellum, FMJ, 50 rounds - [50/50] - Weight: 0.5 [21:07] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of .45 ACP, FMJ, 50 rounds - [50/50] - Weight: 1 [21:07] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of .45 ACP, FMJ, 50 rounds - [50/50] - Weight: 1 [21:08] <&Hebizuka> *741 P$ added to the gun shop credit. Credit balance is now 741 P$.* [21:09] <Jonah> New gun for you, Ayako, and a new gun for me. [21:09] <Jonah> Time to load it all up, now. [21:09] <~Tempest> [Ayako] As long as someone doesn't mind carrying my ammo! [21:09] <Jonah> Well, if you're willing to show me a good time later~ [21:10] * Jonah will snatch up the Mk. 23 ammo once Ayako's done, no problem. [21:10] <~Tempest> [Ayako] What, you that eager to feel me up? [21:10] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Dang, it's rare to see humans that horny. [21:10] <Jonah> Man, the humans here /suck./ [21:11] <&Hebizuka> *In order to load the M9 plus spare mags, you need 45 rounds. Draw from the ammo you just bought?* [21:12] <Jonah> *Yes.* [21:13] <&Hebizuka> *Done. All three mags are now loaded to [15/15 FMJ]. The M9 is now at [14+1/15, FMJ].* [21:13] <&Hebizuka> *This process took 15 turns.* [21:14] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako loaded up all three magazines for her Mk23, using 36 rounds of .45 ACP FMJ in the process. It took 12 turns, but this was done at the same time as you.* [21:14] <&Hebizuka> *You will hang onto Ayako's spare mags and .45 ammo as well as your own. Place all items in the backpack?* [21:16] <Jonah> *I would also like to load the M( so that it is at 15+1/15.* [21:16] <Jonah> M9* [21:16] <&Hebizuka> *You spend an additional round to top off the magazine in your M9.* [21:17] <&Hebizuka> *This takes an extra turn.* [21:17] <Jonah> *Then, yes, everything in the backpack.* [21:18] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 56.71/60 [21:19] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [21:19] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 932 - Front door: 2159 - Right door: 2887 - Roomstyle: 99 [21:19] <Jonah> Thanks for the guns, homie! And Ayako, you and me are gonna have some fun behind the front door. [21:19] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh no... [21:19] * Jonah incessantly gropes the tanuki as payment as they make their way to the next adventure. [21:19] <~Tempest> [Merch] Hey, you're welcome, you're getting a better deal out of this than I do! [21:21] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 360th.* [21:25] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is no rest for you heroes yet, because a Venedrac is in the room!* [21:30] <Jonah> A vene /what?/ [21:31] <&Hebizuka> *The venedrac is the poison elemental cousin of the dragon.* [21:31] <&Hebizuka> *It's basically a poison dragon. But "Venedrac" sounded cooler.* [21:33] <Jonah> Poison? Fucking /pois/ that's horseshit. [21:33] <Jonah> @cover [21:33] <MazeBot> No cover at all! [21:33] <Jonah> WELP [21:34] <~Tempest> [Raider] Everybody, get your fastest weapons and unload the SHIT out of them on this dragon before he gets any closer! NOW! [21:35] * Jonah pulls out the Dragonsbane and prays to the gods she doesn't miss. [21:37] <&Hebizuka> *What body part are you aiming at?* [21:38] <Jonah> *Venedrac, Dragonsbane 6 shots, Head.* [21:39] <&Hebizuka> *This is a bolt-action; can't shoot more than 3 times in a row.* [21:39] <Jonah> *Venedrac, Dragonsbane 3 shots, Head.* [21:43] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn heeds the merc's advice, draws her P90, and opens fire on the Venedrac's chest - 13 rounds in full-auto.* [21:44] <&Hebizuka> *Raider draws his M9 and fires as many shots as possible - in this case 10 shots - at the dragon's torso.* [21:44] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako tests out her new Mk23 by also dumping 10 shots at the dragon's torso.* [21:47] <&Hebizuka> *As for the dragon, he rushes towards Ayako, trying to bite her!* [21:47] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Raider, Ayako, Carolyn, Venedrac, You.* [21:47] <&Hebizuka> *Raider's turn...* [21:48] <&Hebizuka> @roll 10#2d6 [21:48] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 9;2;5;10;4;6;5;7;7;8 [21:49] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d100 Malf check [21:49] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Malf check: 100 [21:49] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit, Critical failure* [21:50] <&Hebizuka> *Raider is unable to fire more than once - his M9 jams on the second shot!* [21:50] <Jonah> FUCKING HANDGUNS [21:50] <&Hebizuka> *The merc is forced to do his malfunction clearing routine, wasting his turn.* [21:50] <&Hebizuka> *The one bullet that hit, struck the dragon in the chest, but it pretty much had the effect of a bee sting.* [21:51] <&Hebizuka> *It didn't even manage to penetrate or blow open a wound. The bullet, despite being FMJ, has entirely flattened on the tough scales of your draconic opponent.* [21:52] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako's turn...* [21:52] <&Hebizuka> @roll 10#2d6 [21:52] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7;7;7;8;8;4;5;6;5;8 [21:52] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-10: 6 hits, 4 misses* [21:52] <&Hebizuka> *No aim deviation.* [21:54] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako's aim is better, and her bullets more effective. She manages to send six .45 slugs into the dragon's torso, and all six manage to penetrate, causing damage and bleeding wounds.* [21:54] <&Hebizuka> *The Venedrac roars in pain and anger.* [21:55] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn's turn...* [21:55] <&Hebizuka> @roll 13#2d6 [21:55] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8;11;7;7;11;8;10;8;11;9;7;5;8 [21:56] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-7: 5 hits, 2 misses. Shots 8-13: 2 hit, 4 misses.* [21:56] <&Hebizuka> *No aim deviation.* [21:56] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 7 hits.* [21:57] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn's P90 is now dirty.* [22:02] <&Hebizuka> *Only five of the hits resulted in bleeding wounds. Nevertheless, the venedrac now looks like he is in serious pain.* [22:06] <&Hebizuka> *Venedrac's turn...* [22:07] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [22:07] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [22:07] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [22:07] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3 [22:07] <&Hebizuka> *The venedrac completely fails to touch Ayako.* [22:07] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now!* [22:08] <Jonah> @roll 3#2d6 [22:08] <MazeBot> Jonah: 7;7;10 [22:08] <Jonah> YES [22:13] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: 2 hits, 1 miss.* [22:14] <&Hebizuka> *Third shot is a critical hit.* [22:14] <&Hebizuka> *You have managed to align your reticle sufficiently correctly to hit the target's skull twice out of three attempts. The two .338 SAP bullets have been sent at lightning speed directly towards the opponent's grey matter compartment...* [22:15] <&Hebizuka> *One of them strikes the head proper, while the other goes through the dragon's neck, severing an artery, before lodging itself inside the skull as well.* [22:15] <&Hebizuka> *That results in a LOT of blood being expulsed.* [22:19] <&Hebizuka> *The dragon's skull and neck artery having both been shot, you assist to a brief, but extremely gory and - for the most insane, satisfying show.* [22:20] <&Hebizuka> *Your bullets have done sufficient damage to cause, on one end, the dragon's head to explode, explusing skull and brain bits out, while the other round punctured a major artery, resulting in GALLONS of blood being expulsed at extreme pressure. It's so bad, your entire party gets a blood shower. It's warm, it smells horrible, but this is the price of your victory. [22:20] <&Hebizuka> Jonah ["Dragonbane"] Venedrac /H\ [B] [22:20] <&Hebizuka> *Brutal point awarded exceptionally by the GM for the awesome factor.* [22:20] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [22:22] <Jonah> Ayako! Ayako, Ayako, are you okay? [22:22] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Gah! [22:22] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Yeah... It smells like in a barbecue. Before the barbecue. [22:22] <~Tempest> [Ayako] I'm alright! He didn't touch me! [22:24] <Jonah> Are you - okay, okay. God, that was scary. [22:24] <Jonah> But hey - at least this baby lives up to its name. [22:24] * Jonah pats the blood splattered Dragonsbane lovingly, before a thought occurs to her. [22:24] <Jonah> ...Is the dragon's meat poisonous? [22:25] <&Hebizuka> *The all-silver finish of your weapon is now tainted of blood red.* [22:26] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Bwegh! It'll take forever to wash this off! [22:26] <~Tempest> [Raider] I'm kind of used to this by now... [22:26] <Jonah> We can always just buy new clothes, Carolyn. It'll be fine, I promise. [22:26] <Jonah> But, seriously - is the meat here edible? Can we sell it? [22:26] <~Tempest> [Raider] I wouldn't try eating this shit, it's a poison dragon after all. [22:27] <Jonah> Alrighty, then. [22:27] <Jonah> Here's hoping the next room's a shower room! [22:28] <Jonah> Because even I wouldn't fuck while covered in blood. It's unsanitary. [22:28] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [22:28] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 4307 - Front door: 2157 - Right door: 1783 - Roomstyle: 77 [22:28] <Jonah> Front door, all? [22:28] <~Tempest> [Ayako] I dunno, blood play can be fun! [22:28] <~Tempest> [Raider] I've seen all sorts of fucked up shit, but THAT'S beyond fucked up. [22:28] <~Tempest> *Ayako doesn't reply, but she grins wide at the merc.* [22:28] <Jonah> Oh, oh man. [22:29] <Jonah> Ayako, you're gonna have to lead the ropes when we start to do that. [22:29] <~Tempest> [Ayako] I dunno, you're not a youkai. You might not find it very fun. Or healthy. [22:30] <Jonah> Yeah, like that's stopped me /before./ [22:31] <~Tempest> [Ayako] I'm serious! And it's rare for me to be serious. You don't wanna do that. [22:31] <&Hebizuka> *Onto the next room...* [22:32] <Jonah> Yeah, but - If we ever actually managed to get time to fuck, I'd want you to enjoy yourself, you know? [22:32] <Jonah> I don't mind getting a little sick for that. [22:33] <~Tempest> [Ayako] You have a -Penetrator- and you're asking me if I want to enjoy myself? Jeez Jonah! [22:33] <Jonah> Variety's the spice of life! [22:34] <&Hebizuka> *A warehouse room, with several storage compartments of all sizes and kinds. All of them are empty, though. You spot what appears to be a mushroom in a corner, though.* [22:35] * Jonah picks up the mushroom and stashes it in her pack, alongisde all the others. [22:35] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [22:35] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2352 - Front door: 4591 - Right door: 5207 - Roomstyle: 5 [22:35] <&Hebizuka> *In fact, it's not just one, it's a whole bundle.* [22:35] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unidentified) Yellow, Odorless - Unknown - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 12] [22:36] * Jonah takes them all, then, before heading through the front door. [22:36] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 56.83/60 [22:37] <Jonah> In any case - do people actually use the Penetrator to fight with? I can't possibly hurt that much. It's so... floppy. [22:37] <~Tempest> [Ayako] You forget there's a baseball bat at the core. It totally hurts like one! It's just that it has extra humiliation factor. Nobody wants to tell the cops; "He beat me with a giant purple dong!" [22:38] <Jonah> ...Would this thing even /fit/ inside you? [22:38] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Well, if you're creative about foreplay, I'm sure it could! [22:38] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Are you two DONE already? [22:39] <Jonah> Yes Carolyn. [22:42] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside a restaurant. Given what's on the menu, this restaurant seems to be a trattoria, with typical Italian meals.* [22:42] <Jonah> Oooooh, pasta. [22:43] <Jonah> Anybody hungry? [22:43] <Jonah> Good foods, finer wine. We should celebrate killing that dragon, really. [22:43] <~Tempest> [Raider] As long as the chef doesn't mind the fact we smell like shit... [22:43] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] I could really use a shower. I think we all do. [22:44] <Jonah> Maybe the chef can tell us, if he's in. [22:44] <Jonah> Or she. Could be a she. Yo, anybody home? [22:44] <~Tempest> *The chef is there, and you can smell a pizza being prepared.* [22:44] <~Tempest> [Chef] No need to scream, I'm right here. Welcome to my humble establishment! What can I do for you all? [22:45] <Jonah> Pizza's just as good. [22:45] <Jonah> *SIE scan on the chef, as well as my allies.* [22:45] <Jonah> Right, well, we were hoping to see what's on the menu, pick up a few butchering skills, maybe get directions to the closest shower rooms. [22:45] <Jonah> We could use the wash, really. [22:46] <~Tempest> [Chef] Sorry; nobody but me behind the counter! My food, my kitchen. And you lot are covered in blood, I don't want no sick stains on my food. [22:46] <~Tempest> [Chef] I hope you don't take it personally, it's just a matter of safety. [22:48] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Name: Carolyn Knight || Hostility: Peaceful. Attitude: Stubborn. Morale: Stable (no change). [22:48] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Name: Jackie "Raider" Mullen || Hostility: Peaceful. Attitude: Determinator. Morale: Good (no change). [22:49] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Name: Ayako Makino || Hostility: Peaceful. Attitude: Clinically insane. Morale: Great (has increased recently). [22:49] <&Hebizuka> *Now scanning the chef...* [22:50] <Jonah> No, I getcha. Blood's pretty gross. Frankly I'm just happy you're letting us eat. [22:52] <~Tempest> [Chef] I've seen worse, ma'am. Don't worry about it. [22:52] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Name: Stevie Dennison. Code: 5-10-4 2-6-4-6-10-6-6 || 65 years old, X-Male, 155cm, 85kg. || Hostility: Neutral. Attitude: Charismatic. Morale: Stable. [22:53] <Jonah> Alrighty. It's on me today, so let's see what's on the menu. [22:53] <&Hebizuka> *A small, rotund, overweight chef with short blonde hair and a pair of violet eyes.* [22:57] <&Hebizuka> =TRATTORIA MENU= [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Salmon carpaccio - 25 P$ [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Beef carpaccio - 30 P$ [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Osso-bucco con spaghetti (with veal) - 35 P$ [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Fried calamari - 45 P$ [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Spaghetti bolognese - 55 P$ [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Gamberoni all'aglio (Shrimp, angel hair pasta, parsley, red peppers, olive oil, garlic, white wine salt and pepper) - 70 P$ [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Pizza, vegetarian - 12 P$/slice, 90 P$/whole [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Pizza, four cheeses - 15 P$/slice, 100 P$/whole [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Pizza, margherita - 20 P$/slice, 110 P$/whole [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Gelato - 20 P$ [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Nougat bars - 30 P$/4 bars [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Tiramisu - 45 P$ [22:57] <&Hebizuka> - [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Mineral water - 2 P$/bottle [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Lemonade - 10 P$/can [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Coffee, black - 5 P$/cup [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Green tea - 5 P$/cup [22:57] <&Hebizuka> > Beer, blonde ale - 15 P$/bottle [23:02] <Jonah> Right, so fried calamari and Salmon carpaccio for Carolyn, right? With green tea, if I remember correctly. Ayako and I can get beer and split a pizza... Raider, what's your Italian poison? [23:08] <~Tempest> [Raider] For me? Eh... [23:09] <~Tempest> [Raider] A bottle of water, and I'll pick on the pizza... [23:10] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Ooh, pizza! What sort of pizza? [23:11] <Jonah> Your choices are... Vegetarian, four cheeses, or margherita, it looks like. [23:12] <Jonah> And if Carolyn doesn't mind sharing, we could probably put the fried calamari on the slices as topping. [23:14] <~Tempest> *Carolyn says she'll order a second plate if you want to have calamari - she isn't fond of sharing.* [23:15] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] You should know by now, Jonah. I'm probably being a stereotypical shrine maiden right now but I hate sharing my food. We're rich now, can't we order more? [23:16] <Jonah> Oh, sure, why not? Want a second helping of tea, too? [23:17] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] One cup for myself is good. [23:17] * Jonah reaches into her packs to pull out the necessary coins, completely uncaring of how she's getting them all matted with viscous blood. [23:17] <Jonah> And the salmon? Yae or nae? [23:17] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Sure, it's all right! Fish's always good. [23:19] * Jonah bites her tongue to resist making a terrible, disgusting joke, and just orders the damn food. [23:21] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Let's go for four cheese! I love me some cheese. Especially dick cheese. *Ugly smirk* [23:22] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] AYAKO! [23:22] * Jonah quite wisely avoids making the situation worse. [23:23] * Jonah just shoots a Look to Raider instead. 'I wasn't that bad, was I?' the paladin silently mouths, desperately hoping for him to agree. [23:28] <~Tempest> [Raider] I'm just going to pretend the situation is normal. [23:28] <~Tempest> *Raider sounds matter-of-factly; not even trying to sound snarky like he usually does. He seems really used to it.* [23:30] <Jonah> Hang out with us enough and then you'll reach Enlightenment. [23:31] <~Tempest> [Merch] Okay um. People, can you sum up to me your order in one shot? I kind of got confused in the whole colorful conversation. [23:31] <~Tempest> *Carolyn blushes, Ayako chuckles at the word 'colorful'.* [23:33] <Jonah> Okay, so - two plates of fried calamari. [23:34] <Jonah> One full four cheese pizza, extra dick cheese on the side. [23:34] <Jonah> Two beers, one mineral water, one green tea. [23:34] <Jonah> And one Salmon carpaccio. [23:34] <~Tempest> *Carolyn hides her face even more, while Ayako is all "oooh yess, put on that dick cheese" with a faux porn actor voice. And the chef just chuckles at it all, like he's seen all that before.* [23:38] <&Hebizuka> BUY [23:38] <&Hebizuka> 2x Fried calamari - 90 P$ [23:38] <&Hebizuka> 1x Pizza, four cheese, whole - 100 P$ [23:38] <&Hebizuka> 2x Beer, blonde - 30 P$ [23:38] <&Hebizuka> 1x Green tea - 5 P$ [23:38] <&Hebizuka> 1x Mineral water - 2 P$ [23:38] <&Hebizuka> 1x Salmon carpaccio - 25 P$ [23:38] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 252 P$ [23:38] <&Hebizuka> *Confirm the order?* [23:40] <Jonah> *Confirm!* [23:41] <&Hebizuka> *You remove 252 of the small coins out of your pocket to order the feast.* [23:43] <&Hebizuka> *Money carried remaining: 1494 P$* [23:44] <&Hebizuka> *The chef wanders off behind his counter, starting to prepare quickly and skillfully all the ordered meals. This is a window during which you can chat with the party a bit more, unless you'd prefer waiting silently for food to come.* [23:44] * Jonah scoots over to Ayako a little further, to spare Carolyn the pain of listening to lewd, lewd things. [23:45] <Jonah> So, how /does/ dick cheese taste? [23:45] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Like semen. [23:46] <Jonah> Really? That's actually pretty tasty, then. [23:47] <Jonah> Wanna try mine? To wash out the flavor of the beer and the cheese when you're done. [23:48] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Like, right now? I don't mind getting under the table but chef dude and your shrine maiden friend are watching... [23:53] <Jonah> I meant later, actually. Carolyn would blow a basket, and the taste would get lost with all the cheese and calamari. [23:53] <~Tempest> [Ayako] If we find a shower room... get in my cabin. *Wink wink* [23:55] * Jonah leans in as close as possible to whisper into the tanuki's ear. "You mean you don't want to sneak into Carolyn's together?" [23:57] <~Tempest> [Ayako] You kidding? She's way too uptight! [00:00] <&Hebizuka> *The chef is finished, and brings the food to the whole party. The pizza first, then the other dishes, and finally the drinks.* [00:01] <Jonah> Well, between us, I'm positive we can loosen her up. But for now - sweet, delicious food~ [00:04] * Jonah takes the beer, two slices for now, and a third of the shared order of the calamari. [00:12] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako grabs herself three slices and pops open her own bottle of beer, happily indulging.* [00:13] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] For once, Jonah, I agree with you wholeheartedly. [00:13] <~Tempest> [Raider] Yeah I'm with her. It feels good. [00:14] <Jonah> It's really nice just being able to sit down and enjoy yourself. My legs are /sore./ My back too. [00:14] <Jonah> Carolyn, Raider - help your selves. These slices don't have dickcheese, I promise. [00:14] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh come on! [00:15] <Jonah> It's true! [00:16] <Jonah> I am 100% not lying here. [00:17] <&Hebizuka> *Raider grabs one slice, and Carolyn helps herself to the last two, each drinking their respective orders of water and tea along with it.* [00:17] <Jonah> See? Not a single taste of semen. [00:18] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako steals the other plate of fried calamari, and Carolyn reserves herself the salmon carpaccio.* [00:19] * Jonah rolls her eys at Ayako's antics and forks out another 45 P$ so that Carolyn can have some calamari. [00:20] <~Tempest> *The chef nods, and soon afterwards, more fried delicacies appear; and this time Carolyn gets to have a bite.* [00:20] <&Hebizuka> *When you're ready to leave the table, say so and I will process the food stats.* [00:22] <Jonah> *We're all good.* [00:22] <&Hebizuka> *After everyone has eaten to their heart's content, the party leaves the table...* [00:22] <&Hebizuka> *You have a very mild buzz. Nothing too noticeable.* [00:25] <&Hebizuka> *You're feeling nauseous and stuffed shut. You've eaten way too much lately.* [00:25] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako looks like she feels sick - probably the same problem you do.* [00:25] * Jonah winces and cradles her stomach, but she manages on regardless. [00:26] <Jonah> Owww. Uhm - wait, I should - we should probably reload, first. [00:27] <Jonah> I'm not doing this 'cause I need to sit a little longer, I swear. [00:27] * Jonah pulls out three Lapua bullets to shove inside the Dragonsbane to top herself off. [00:28] <&Hebizuka> *You set down your backpack, grab 3 rounds to refill your mag with, and slap it again on your back.* [00:28] <&Hebizuka> *Dragonbane: [5+1/5, SAP]* [00:29] <&Hebizuka> *.338 Lapua Magnum, SAP: 50 remaining in backpack* [00:29] <Jonah> How about you three? Your sidearms? [00:29] <~Tempest> [Raider] She's right, girls. Reload. I need to do it too. [00:30] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn sets down her backpack, detaches the silencer from her P90 then packs it, then removes the magazine to refill it with rounds; 41 to be precise. The ordeal takes awhile.* [00:31] * Jonah tosses Ayako however many rounds she needs to top herself off. [00:33] <&Hebizuka> *Raider sets down his bag as well, in order to grab 7 rounds of FMJ to refill his M9 mag with.* [00:34] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako needs 11 rounds of .45 ACP to refill her magazine. Toss her this many? (takes 1 turn)* [00:34] <Jonah> *Yes.* [00:38] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn's actions will take the longest. 15 turns will pass.* [00:39] <Jonah> *Okay.* [00:43] <&Hebizuka> *On the 5th turn of the process, you threw up.* [00:45] <Jonah> ABBAWEGRSFGSHRFGARPH [00:45] <Jonah> Oh god my mouth, my /mouth./ [00:45] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Shit! [00:46] <Jonah> I gotta - chef, water, please. Oh god my throat's burning in the bad waaaaaaaayyyyyyy. [00:46] <&Hebizuka> *This causes you some pain, and some inevitable loss of nutrition.* [00:48] <&Hebizuka> *Three turns later, all while Carolyn is still busy reloading her P90 magazine, Ayako feels really sick.* [00:48] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Oh, shit... sh-BLARGH [00:48] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako threw up as well. The chef looks visibly heartbroken by now.* [00:50] <&Hebizuka> *Two turns pass... and the nausea still strong, you can't help but hurl once more. Your throat burns even more, it's painful, and extremely sobering.* [00:51] <&Hebizuka> *And mere seconds later, Ayako doubles down and throws up yet again.* [00:52] <&Hebizuka> *You are feeling slightly better and no longer nauseous. But Ayako still seems not to feel very good. 4 more turns pass, and while utterly shocked, Carolyn still finishes reloading.* [00:52] <Jonah> Ugh. Ughhhh.... god damnit, now I need to order /more/ food. [00:52] <Jonah> And water. Oh god the acid burns. [00:52] <Jonah> Chef - water, please. And some salmon, ughhhh. [00:53] <~Tempest> [Raider] No, you need to stop eating anything! [00:53] <~Tempest> [Raider] Even water! Let that stomach empty itself or it'll be worse! [00:53] <Jonah> All those nutrients went down the drain! [00:53] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Guys, I don't feel too good... [00:53] <Jonah> I need to top myself off! Do you guys not know how vomiting works? [00:53] <Jonah> Ugh... Ayako, just sit and wait it out. Nothing else we can do. [00:54] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] So on top of smelling like blood, we now smell like vomit. Great. That is a fantastic day. [00:54] <Jonah> No, /we/ smell like vomit. You just smell like blood. [00:55] <~Tempest> [Raider] First it was blood... now it's blood 'n' guts. [00:55] <Jonah> That. [00:55] <~Tempest> [Raider] Bloody hell. [00:55] <Jonah> That is a shitty joke. [00:55] <~Tempest> *Raider is just missing the British accent for it to sound right.* [00:55] <Jonah> *Wait until Ayako no longer feels nauseous?* [01:00] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6.* [01:01] <Jonah> @roll 1#2d6 [01:01] <MazeBot> Jonah: 9 [01:01] <&Hebizuka> *12 turns pass...* [01:02] <&Hebizuka> *3 turns into the waiting, Ayako throws up once more.* [01:05] <&Hebizuka> *4 more turns pass. And guess what? Yep. Ayako gives out again.* [01:06] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Bwugh. I threw up more than at my last hangover. [01:06] <~Tempest> *Finally, the tanuki seems to feel less sick, though there's a sizable puddle of vomit on the floor now.* [01:09] <&Hebizuka> *Five more turns pass in relative silence. Nothing much else seems to happen.* [01:10] * Jonah does her best to support the tanuki once the worst of it is over. "Want some water to wash out the acid? I know I do." [01:10] <~Tempest> [Raider] This may be an awkward method to liven up the mood, but I'll say this is hardly the worst lunch I've had in my life. [01:10] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] I won't dare ask. [01:12] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Bweeegh. I... I'll be okay, it'll pass. Thanks. Ahaha... best fuckin' day I've had in awhile. [01:13] <Jonah> I. [01:13] <Jonah> I genuinely can't tell if you're joking or not. [01:13] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [01:13] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6922 - Front door: 4356 - Right door: 6328 - Roomstyle: 586 [01:14] <Jonah> Sorry about the... sorry about the mess, chef. [01:14] <Jonah> Let's just get through the front door and leave this behind us. Oh god, my throat's raw. [01:14] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Ain't joking. Awesome day. [01:15] <~Tempest> [Ayako] My folks always used to say, "It ain't a good day til you partied and threw up like hell". [01:15] <Jonah> *SIE scan - there's no way Ayako's morale actually went up from this right.* [01:16] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Ayako Makino || Morale: Great. (has increased recently) [01:18] <Jonah> *Welp. Let's just keep going.* [01:25] <&Hebizuka> *As luck would have it, you go down a flight of stairs, only to barge inside a shower room! There is nobody inside; all the cabins are ready to be used. You also spot an abandoned weapon near the clothing cabinets.* [01:26] <Jonah> Oh thank fucking /gods/ yes. [01:26] <Jonah> Alright - if anybody wants to take their shower first, I don't mind standing guard. [01:26] <Jonah> Besides, I'm the one who got blood on all of us, sooooo. [01:29] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Yeah, I'll go first. And don't any of you dare watch! [01:29] <~Tempest> [Raider] I can go next. [01:30] <Jonah> Then that means Ayako and I will go last. [01:31] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Okay, fair enough. Raider, I trust you won't peek at me. But you two lechers, TURN AROUND! [01:31] <~Tempest> [Raider] I'm too old for this sort of thing. [01:32] <Jonah> Yeah because we /totally/ have X ray eyes. [01:32] * Jonah turns around regardless, however. [01:33] <&Hebizuka> *And so does Ayako, but Ayako stays close from you, and mutters in your ear the idea that while they're both busy showering, you two would undress and share the same cabin.* [01:34] <Jonah> I /do/ have some dick cheese I could use help with cleaning. Think the Penetrator is waterproof? [01:34] <~Tempest> [Ayako] It's pussy juice-proof rubber. Don't see why it wouldn't be. [01:35] <Jonah> Time to see how much you stretch, then. Feel free to turn into something bigger if it's too much. [01:36] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn and Raider have undressed and are now in the showering cabins.* [01:38] <Jonah> Oh /gods/ if you're gonna throw up at least do it in the shower! [01:39] <~Tempest> [Ayako] No no... I'm not going to. I feel better now. My belly kind of hurts though so watch it... [01:39] * Jonah continues to shout bullshit as she ushers Ayako into the last stall, Penetrator in hand. Whether the other two /buy/ her reasoning as to why she abandoned guard duty, well. [01:41] <&Hebizuka> *You push Ayako inside a showering cabin, then let the water run.* [01:41] <&Hebizuka> *The water is very warm and nice. It feels reinvigorating, and you feel like it'll give you energy to last longer.* [01:42] <Jonah> *Oh, I'll /definitely/ last longer.* [01:47] <~Tempest> [Ayako] *Grins wide* Let's have some -fun-~ [01:48] <&Hebizuka> *Fade to black - while some clean themselves, some get dirty under the shower...* [01:50] <&Hebizuka> *After that is done and dealt with, you and your allies dry up and dress back up. Carolyn's face is red - perhaps Ayako was a bit... loud.* [01:50] <~Tempest> [Raider] Hey, there's a gun over there. [01:51] * Jonah starts humming the opening tunes to 'This is My Rifle, This is My Gun' as she looks the gun over, shit eating grin on both her /and/ Ayako's faces. [01:53] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - IZHMASH Kalashnikov AK-105 assault rifle | 5.45x39mm - Semi/Full | Thread(AK), Optic[n/a,WP] | AK-74 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [29+1/30, HP] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Clean [01:53] <&Hebizuka> *A rather weathered, but still serviceable AK. It even has a full magazine!* [01:54] <Jonah> Ahahaha. What was that you were saying about AKs, Ayako dear? [01:54] * Jonah tosses that right over for her to play with, before wiping the Penetrator clean of fluids! [01:54] <~Tempest> [Ayako] That they're the best damn thing and that you should accept no substitute? Dibs on this one, by the way! [01:55] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako yoinks the rifle by the sling, taking it for herself.* [01:55] <&Hebizuka> *Raider nods approvingly.* [01:56] <Jonah> Everyone feeling clean now? Let's rest a bit~ [01:56] <Jonah> *One last SIE scan for morale, please!* [01:56] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Carolyn: Stable (=) // Raider: Good (=) // Ayako: Great (+) [01:57] <&Hebizuka> *It seems that Ayako is bordering on ecstatic.* [02:00] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [02:05] <&Hebizuka> 354 rooms (+9), 55 kills (+1), 6 missions, 3 Amulets, 6787 P$ (+685), 0 Runs [02:05] <&Hebizuka> Score: 667pts (+18) [02:06] <&Hebizuka> Position: 3rd (no change) [02:07] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [02:07] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 2/3 [02:07] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 2/3 (67%) [02:07] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [02:07] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 113/213 (53%) [02:07] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 3/5 (60%) [02:07] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 2/3 (67%) [02:07] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 1/1 (100%) [02:07] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 119/222 (54% accuracy) [02:07] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= [02:07] <&Hebizuka> Precision rifle: 2 pts (+1) [02:07] <&Hebizuka> Headshot kills: 13 (+1) [02:07] <&Hebizuka> Brutal overkills: 14 (+1)