Log:Session 23 (Meta, no ontology)

[10:57] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Jonah. You have visited 57 rooms, the next special room is at the 60th (Slots). You are hungry. !mrooms3 to continue.* [10:59] * Jonah turns to Carolyn, before declaring her next words with utmost seriousness. [10:59] <Jonah> I. Am kinda hungry. You want to break for lunch? [10:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You know what? This is not a bad idea. Let's eat before we move on. [11:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I've got fuck-all to eat in my bags though... [11:01] <Jonah> I still have stuff on me, just give me a sec... [11:02] * Jonah plops her pack down, pulling out the two cups of tea, a bag of rice, and the shrimp. [11:02] <Jonah> Also, brandy - yae or nae? [11:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hey, do I have the face of someone who'd refuse alcohol? *grin* [11:04] <Jonah> Hahaha~ Alright, but I hope you can handle it... [11:05] * Jonah hands her the bottle of brandy, offering her the first portion, while the paladin splits up the servings of rice and shrimp. [11:05] <&Hebizuka> *Your ally wants half the shrimps, one of the cups of tea and half the bag of rice. As for the brandy, she'll take one swig - leaving 3 for you.* [11:05] <&Hebizuka> *Is this OK?* [11:06] <Jonah> *Yes* [11:07] <Jonah> Mmmmm... Carolyn, are you okay with going a bit... bare? [11:07] <&Hebizuka> *Feastin' ensues! As frugal as it actually is. The shrine maiden doesn't listen to much while eating; it looks like every meal she eats is her last one.* [11:08] * Jonah shrugs, deciding to focus on her own meal - half the shrimps, half the rice, and a gulp of tea. The brandy'll be saved for later! [11:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] The rice tastes funny... *grimace* [11:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ahaha, whoa, that brandy tastes like total shite, but it's -certainly- strong stuff! Blargh, ahaha... [11:11] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn to eat...* [11:12] <&Hebizuka> *The shrimps are tasteless. Just putting this stuff in your mouth makes you feel like you'll have horrible breath. And indeed that's what happens.* [11:13] <Jonah> Carolyn, what's better - smelling like booze or smelling like shrimp? [11:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Both smell terrible if ya ask me. [11:14] <~SU_Tempest> (Jonah get your ass on Beta before I continue talking to myself thinking you're here) [11:16] <&Hebizuka> *The rice also tastes terrible, feeling strangely unfilling.* [11:18] <&Hebizuka> *The tea however, tastes great, and is very invigorating! You feel stronger.* [11:18] <Jonah> I think I got gypped on this rice... you want to open another bag? [11:18] <&Hebizuka> *None of what you ate helped a lot on hunger, and you still feel you're short of a decent meal.* [11:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Honestly, I'll pass. I'd rather find more food.. [11:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] No offense, of course. [11:20] <&Hebizuka> *You are no longer hungry, but you know it's not gonna last long.* [11:20] <Jonah> Nah, none taken. It's not like I grew this thing. No idea how Mazeworld gets any rice paddies... [11:20] <Jonah> But, before we go. [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hm? [11:21] * Jonah strips her Kevlar vest off in a flash, and offers it over to the older miko. [11:21] <Jonah> You're not wearing body armor. [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh, nonono. Keep it. [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Keep your vest. You'll need it more. [11:23] <Jonah> You're the one who needs it. I have the Amulet protecting me - I could take a hit. [11:23] <Jonah> I mean - I've died before. I've... I've lived a pretty good life, so it's not really scary. [11:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] That is precisely why you need the vest. Besides, we need to get a move on. Not here we're gonna find armor, is it? [11:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I could use shoes anyway, my feet are starting to hurt... [11:24] <Jonah> That's - man, just take my charity next time... [11:24] * Jonah sighs, putting the vest back on and covering her breasts once more. [11:24] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [11:24] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5476 - Front door: 2001 - Right door: 5228 - Roomstyle: 290 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [11:24] <Jonah> Oh - screw it, front door. [11:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Yes please keep your boobs behind the kevlar, too. I don't want to get arrested for indecent exposure again. [11:26] <Jonah> If that was a worry, I could wear the shirt instead. [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] No no no, you're not cheating like that. [11:26] <Jonah> Cheating? Uhm - you lost me. [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You keep that vest, okay? We'll just have to move on. [11:27] <&Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. The room is strangely occupied by two water buffaloes... as out of place as it seems. You also notice a tiny object in the corner...* [11:28] <Jonah> ...Why water buffalo... [11:28] * Jonah tries to saunter over to the tiny object, staying as calm and brave as possible! These things can SENSE FEAR after all. [11:28] <&Hebizuka> *The bovines completely ignore your presence.* [11:29] <&Hebizuka> [Key item] A key. It is probably used to unlock a container. A serial number can be read on it. (Serial: 8889) [11:30] * Jonah slips it into her belt! [11:30] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [11:30] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 4448 - Front door: 1672 - Right door: 2375 - Roomstyle: 42 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [11:30] <&Hebizuka> *You easily slip it on a keyring.* [11:30] * Jonah points over to the front door, trying to avoid spooking the buffalo. [11:31] <&Hebizuka> *That wasn't difficult. They even give way to let you pass. Seems like the things are used to human presence.* [11:32] <&Hebizuka> *Your breath no longer stinks of shrimp.* [11:32] * Jonah gives them both gentle, loving pats before moving on. [11:33] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside a regular, featureless room. Only one door ahead (!mrooms1). You spot what appears to be an abandoned weapon on the floor.* [11:34] * Jonah gives a quick check for traps around. No sense in getting stripped /again./ [11:34] <&Hebizuka> *You see none.* [11:34] <Jonah> *...Though it was kinda nice, seeing Carolyn like that.* [11:34] <Jonah> Right - weapon! What do we got here... [11:34] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Kalashnikov RPK-74 light machine gun | 5.45x39mm - Semi/Full | Bipod(S) | AK-74 45-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [44+1/45, 45x FMJ] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Dirty [11:36] <Jonah> I don't have the room for this - do you? [11:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I could probably carry it ; if you don't mind me not being able to carry much else... Remember I already got a rifle in there. [11:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] On a side note, I -really- hope we will find a gun shop soon./ [11:39] <Jonah> We will be rolling in so much dough then - here, let me help you with that. [11:39] <Jonah> Worse comes to worst, we can dump it later. [11:39] <&Hebizuka> *You help your ally carry the hefty RPK-74 in her bag. It DOES take a load of space.* [11:40] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [11:40] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 604 - Roomstyle: 247 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [11:40] <Jonah> Through the only door, then - and let me know if you're getting tired from lugging everything around. [11:44] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside a strange circular room with three doors in the back... The floor is velvet red, the walls make you think of the inside of a casino, and fittingly enough, in the dead center of the room is a slot machine resting on a stand.* [11:45] <Jonah> ...But no buffets or pretty bunny girls, eh. [11:45] <Jonah> Man, Mazeworld Casinos /suck./ [11:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] *Headtilt, eyebrow raised.* [11:45] <&Hebizuka> *The machine doesn't appear to have any coin ports or any way to -add- credits, but it seems pre-programmed with 3 credits inside already... waiting for a player to yank the lever.* [11:46] * Jonah decides to forgo searching for traps, because... because, really. [11:46] <Jonah> "Uh - Carolyn, can you go stand by one of the doors? [11:46] <&Hebizuka> *No traps can appear in such rooms.* [11:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Wait, why? [11:46] <Jonah> If anything bad happens in such rooms, open it and run. [11:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hey, I'm no coward. [11:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Besides what's the worst that could happen? [11:47] <Jonah> We die, painfully [11:47] <Jonah> And with that... [11:47] * Jonah pulls the lever. [11:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Now you're just pessimistic. [11:47] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn doesn't budge as the reels start spinning.* [11:47] <Jonah> I don't know whether to smack you or kiss you. [11:47] <Jonah> ...Or both. [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I won't approve of the first option, and the Gods won't approve of the second option. *grin* [11:48] <&Hebizuka> Row 1: Crossed $ - T-Shirt - Tentacle [11:48] <&Hebizuka> Row 2: Tentacle - Crossed $ - Cherry [11:48] <&Hebizuka> Row 3: Cherry - Red pill - Pistol [11:48] <&Hebizuka> *Nothing this time. 2 cr left.* [11:49] <Jonah> The next altar we find, I'm praying to ask how to get the Gods' blessing for a relationship. [11:49] * Jonah pulls again! [11:49] <&Hebizuka> *The rilsl are speening.* [11:50] <&Hebizuka> Row 1: Amulet - T-Shirt - Bloody knife [11:50] <&Hebizuka> Row 2: Skull - Skull - Condom [11:50] <&Hebizuka> Row 3: Bloody knife - Wrench - Pistol [11:50] <&Hebizuka> *Close call... 1 cr left.* [11:50] <Jonah> And - third time's the charm. [11:50] * Jonah whispers a quick prayer to Lady Luck, and pulls it again! [11:51] <&Hebizuka> *The reens are spilling... wait, what?* [11:51] * Jonah proceeds to take as many steps back as possible as reality breaks. [11:52] <&Hebizuka> Row 1: Lucky 7 - Lucky 7 - Lucky 7 [11:52] <&Hebizuka> Row 2: Skull - Tentacle - Red pill [11:52] <&Hebizuka> Row 3: Lucky 7 - Amulet - Explosion [11:52] <&Hebizuka> *A stereotypical jackpot sound chimes from the machine.* [11:52] <&Hebizuka> *Then, it promptly spits out a LOT of money in cold hard cash, right at your feet.* [11:53] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 2000 P$ [11:54] <&Hebizuka> *You hear Carolyn make a very literal squee sound. A completely stereotypical squee of delight from the usually impoverished shrine maiden.* [11:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] See!! Why are you so pessimistic? By the Gods you are luck-blessed! [11:54] * Jonah hasn't seen this much cash since she dicked around in Auntie Helel's dragon horde. [11:55] <Jonah> *Auntie Helel was kinda poor for dragon standards, huh.* [11:55] <Jonah> Hey, don't diss pessimism! It keeps people alive. [11:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] That's logic for stupid people, Jonah. Pessimists die faster. [11:56] <Jonah> But, uh - well, you need it more than I do. Split it 90/10 your favor? [11:56] <&Hebizuka> *Your ally is all smiles and grins. Looks like the sight of cash is enough to make her feel better.* [11:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Nah. You keep 80% and I'll content myself with 20%. How much is there? Two grand? [11:56] <Jonah> Looks like two grand - so that's 1800 for me, 200 for you? [11:57] <Jonah> No, wait. [11:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Make it 1600 for you and 400 for me. [11:57] <Jonah> 1600 and 400. [11:57] <Jonah> Sorry. [11:57] <Jonah> Yeah, I'm /really bad/ at math. [11:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Na it's fine. Maths suck. I was never good at it either. [11:57] * Jonah sweeps up the 1600 into her backpack pouch, then. [11:58] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1600 P$ (in pouch).* [11:58] <&Hebizuka> *Your ally takes the remaining 400.* [11:58] <Jonah> ...Soooooooooooooooooooo. [11:58] <Jonah> Do you think we should destroy the vending machine? [11:58] <Jonah> Because, well. [11:58] <Jonah> We might be lucky. [11:59] <&Hebizuka> *The slot machine shuts itself down as soon as you run out of credits.* [12:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I'm not a fan of vandalism... [12:00] <Jonah> I mean - payouts tend to be /in/ the machine, so... [12:00] * Jonah nods. That takes care of that option, then. [12:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] For some reason I don't think you can do a lot of harm to this machine. [12:00] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [12:00] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5553 - Front door: 7045 - Right door: 1945 - Roomstyle: 412 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [12:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I mean. You'd think people of lesser morals than ours would have TRIED that before, right? Then how come this machine looks pristine? [12:01] <Jonah> Well. Probably because they didn't have a machine gun and a sniper rifle? [12:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Besides I think it's because of that vending machines were banned long ago... Cause people kept trashing them. [12:01] <Jonah> Those things can - pfffffft. Ahaha, really? [12:01] <Jonah> Then let's double time it out of here. I don't want to get arrested for illegal gambling [12:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Yeah. And I mean, that was a really long time ago. [12:02] <Jonah> To the front door! [12:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Since then they developed FL/HS crates! [12:02] <Jonah> Wait - you mean the crates we've been running into? [12:03] <Jonah> Or some other type of crate. [12:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh, not at all. Those are very special containers that were made a while ago after the vending machine fiasco. [12:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Wait, front door you said? [12:06] * Jonah was already pushing through. [12:06] <Jonah> Whoa - uh, yeah. Sorry, I should have been clearer. [12:06] <Jonah> Let's not leave you behind. [12:07] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 70th (Telepad)* [12:08] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside an armory. There is nobody here, though you do see that one of the gun lockers is open, and contains something. On the desk is an accessory.* [12:09] <Jonah> And... traps. [12:09] <Jonah> You see any, Carolyn? [12:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hmm... Nope. [12:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I'd be surprised there's traps here though. [12:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Anyway, let's check this place out. [12:11] * Jonah skims through the gun lockers, checking each one to see if they're unlocked. [12:11] <&Hebizuka> *All of them are unlocked. Only one was already open, and that one contains a weapon. Examine it?* [12:12] <Jonah> *Gotta try that key too, if they are any padlocks - oh.* [12:12] <Jonah> Yeah, let's check out the weapon. [12:12] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - DSR Precision DSR-1 sniper rifle | .338 Lapua Magnum - Bolt-action | M.Brake(I), Scope[Sniper,10x], Bipod(S) | DSR-1 4-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [3+1/4, 4x FMJ] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [12:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] *Whistles in amazement* [12:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Now THIS is what I'm talkin' about. [12:13] <Jonah> Is this where we swap out sniper rifles, or... [12:14] <Jonah> I mean... we could dump out that machine gun for this rifle, if you want. [12:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hold on. [12:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] There's a thing on the desk. [12:16] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: AK-74 family; 100-round drum magazine. Size tier: X.Large ; Weight: 3 [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ohhh maaaaaaan. [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hey Jonah. Look here. [12:18] <Jonah> So - more ammunition for Malika? [12:18] <&Hebizuka> *The miko pulls out the RPK, removes the magazine, then sticks the 100-round drum on it.* [12:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] See what I'm talkin' about? [12:18] <Jonah> ...That's a /lot/ of bullets. [12:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] The drum is empty, though, but I'm going to empty the old mag. [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] It's still gonna have 40-odd rounds but hey. 100-round drum. [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] When we sell that shite we're getting CASH. [12:19] <Jonah> Wait, you're selling the /drum?/ [12:20] * Jonah peeks into the other gun lockers in the meantime. Maybe there's more! [12:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Damn right. Do you know how much these are worth? Hundreds a pop! [12:20] <&Hebizuka> *Your ally swaps her spare RPK's magazine for the drum - not before removing the ammo and placing it in the drum.* [12:21] <Jonah> ...So shouldn't we keep it? Because 100 rounds in a fight sounds like good times. [12:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] We don't have ammo for it, and 45 rounds go fast... [12:21] <&Hebizuka> *You find nothing else in the other lockers.* [12:22] <~SU_Tempest> *As crafty as she is, the shrine maiden keeps the old mag...* [12:23] <&Hebizuka> *She places it in her vest's inner pockets.* [12:23] <Jonah> Okay, then. In that case... room for the sniper rifle? [12:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I don't have a lick of space for more rifles in my bag though... [12:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hmm... [12:24] <Jonah> You know guns better than I would, so what sells more - this DSR thing or the RPK. [12:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Probably the DSR by a long shot, but... [12:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Actually gimme the DSR. I'll dump the Mini-14. [12:25] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn removes the Mini-14 - the other rifle she was carrying - then empties it of its ammunition before leaving the now empty gun on the desk.* [12:25] * Jonah hands it over with a dainty gentleness, careful not to ruin the resell value! [12:25] <&Hebizuka> *She gets 20 rounds of 5.56 NATO which she keeps for herself.* [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I'm only speculating it's worth more, because sniper rifles are very, very expensive in general... [12:27] <Jonah> They have good punching power, though. With two of them we could probably take out a dragon. [12:27] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn successfully bagged the DSR-1.* [12:27] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [12:27] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6218 - Front door: 4440 - Right door: 3608 - Roomstyle: 97 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [12:27] <Jonah> Unless I'm getting my guns wrong. [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh, even just with one, m'dear. Aim for the head, that's what the scope's for. [12:57] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot a shiny on the floor...* [12:58] * Jonah checks for traps! [12:59] <&Hebizuka> *None you can see.* [12:59] <Jonah> Alright - now let's see what's on the floor. [13:00] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Yellow gem - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [13:01] <Jonah> Pretty~ [13:01] * Jonah slips it into her backpack, and goes on her way. [13:01] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:01] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6332 - Front door: 3150 - Right door: 2352 - Roomstyle: 446 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [13:01] <Jonah> Carolyn, any gems you like in particular? [13:01] <Jonah> *Charge through the front door!* [13:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Eh, not really. If it's valuable I'm not picky. [13:02] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 50.61/60 [13:03] <&Hebizuka> *You go up a few stairs...* [13:04] <Jonah> Mmmm, really? That's a shame. [13:04] <&Hebizuka> *...then end up in a scratched, featureless room. The scratches are mostly @graffiti on the walls. There is a strange, teal blue package on the floor, which bears very clearly the "biohazard" symbol.* [13:04] <Jonah> They say gems have meaning, you - uhhhh. [13:04] <Jonah> Let's stay /away/ from the biohazard. [13:05] * Jonah checks for traps. Oh god oh god not more zombie viruses. [13:05] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn - approaches - the package. You find no traps here.* [13:05] <Jonah> Carolyn? /What are you doing./ [13:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hm. [13:05] * Jonah gently pulls her away from the dangerous, infectious, monstrous thing. [13:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] It's a sealed package. It says not to open it unless in a sterile environment. It's probably safe to carry. Lessee what it says.. [13:06] <&Hebizuka> [Bionics] Arms implant - "Ripperclaws" knuckle-claw augmented bionic arm - Weight 1 [13:06] <Jonah> It's probably safe to carry, but I don't like the odds of it surviving in a fire - 'implant'? [13:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ohh. Bionics. I heard of those. [13:08] <Jonah> Fill me in? I've never heard of them. [13:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] They're, um. They're made and installed by that one crazy scientist... he made a whole lot of money and got himself so much talent at it he's literally the only one in the world who can make and install them on people. [13:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Bionics are, uhh... Basically they're modifications of the human body. [13:09] <Jonah> ...Blegh. I like my hands /without/ claws, thank you very much. [13:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Scientist guy's name escapes me but... yeah. Implants, augmentations, modifications, call 'em whatever. But the whole point is modifying the body to enhance it. [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh this is just one example. There's like, implants to make you stronger, more accurate, give you extra abilities, stuff like that... [13:10] <Jonah> Mmmm... well, what kinda implant would you want? [13:11] <Jonah> @graffiti [13:11] <MazeBot> *Someone wrote a @rumor on the wall.* [13:11] <Jonah> @rumor [13:11] <MazeBot> Dark room? Your chance to develop your photographs! [13:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I hardly see people buy his stuff though... Implants haven't broken through a whole lot yet. The only one I know who's got bionics and is famous for it is Colonel Wight. He's got implants up the wazoo so bad he hardly looks human anymore. More like cyborg, or terminator. [13:11] <Jonah> A cybo - oh, robot-men. [13:11] <Jonah> Eurgh. Don't mess with those folks. [13:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Nah it's because he has a LOT of them... they're still human, just... think more like augmented humans. [13:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Or... I guess you could say a trans-human. I think that's the word. [13:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] If they get any more popular I won't be surprised if we see fights between pure humans and augmented ones... some kinda deus ex machina shit that would end up being yet another conflict on the pile in the Mazes. I'm [13:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] ...Well... I'm not -too- sure about bionics myself. I dunno if I'd get myself any... Maybe if I have no choice. [13:14] <Jonah> ...Well, with any luck, we'll be way, way gone from the Mazes before that happens. [13:15] * Jonah sighs, and slips in the Ripperknuckles into her pack. Someone will want to buy it, probably. [13:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I also know they're pretty expensive. [13:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Like, thousands-of-Parallars expensive. [13:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] But they're life-changing permanent modifications, after all. [13:16] <Jonah> So, yeah - sell it to the highest bidder. Maybe we'll find a better bionic thing. [13:16] <Jonah> Something like, I dunno - orgasm control. That'd be useful. [13:17] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:17] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2051 - Front door: 1188 - Right door: 1739 - Roomstyle: 5 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [13:17] <Jonah> Front door it is. [13:17] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 51.61/60 [13:18] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. The room appears empty, but one of the walls is cracked and damaged; in fact, it seems to be a fake wall with a hidden cache behind!* [13:19] <Jonah> Caches are usually trapped, so... [13:21] * Jonah checks and double checks! [13:23] <&Hebizuka> *No traps, either.* [13:23] <&Hebizuka> *Besides you can't see what's inside the cache very clearly.* [13:25] <&Hebizuka> *You can make out crates, but you can't tell if there's any markings.* [13:25] <&Hebizuka> *The wall looks so weak a solid hit would make it crumble.* [13:25] * Jonah gives the wall a good kick! [13:25] <&Hebizuka> *The wall falls apart immediately, kicking up a cloud of dust.* [13:26] <&Hebizuka> *Secret event uncovered! You found a large cache of ammunition.* [13:26] <Jonah> Uh. Carolyn, can you get over here? [13:26] <Jonah> Because this is a lot of bullets. [13:29] <&Hebizuka> =Ammunition cache= [13:29] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 85mm RPG, PG-7V, 6 rockets - weight 18 [13:29] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 40mm NATO grenade - M715 smoke, 18 rounds - weight 18 [13:29] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 40mm caseless grenade - Gvozd tear gas, 4 rounds - weight 4 [13:29] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .408 Chey Tac, FMJ, 70 rounds - weight 7 [13:29] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .40 S&W, TPD, 50 rounds - weight 1 [13:29] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 43mm VGM-93 - VGM-93.300 smoke, 3 rounds [13:29] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge belted, CAWS buckshot, 50 rounds - weight 2.5 [13:29] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .357 Magnum, XPD, 50 rounds - weight 1 [13:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] That's not just bullets, that's freakinggrenades, a lot of 'em! [13:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Wow, there's even rockets! [13:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Aw, sheesh, now I wish I had one of those grenadier bags... [13:31] <Jonah> I, uh. [13:31] <Jonah> I think we're gonna have to leave these behind. [13:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You kidding I hope? [13:32] <&Hebizuka> *Jonah tosses the empty RPK 45-rd mag then starts looking over the stuff, see what she can take.* [13:32] <&Hebizuka> *She grabs all of the .40 S&W and the .357 Magnum ammunition, first.* [13:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Look, I understand we can't take all of the grenades cause it's heavy like hell, but we should at LEAST take something else. [13:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Besides, that .357 Magnum here? Fits in your revolver. [13:37] <Jonah> Well - if it fits, do you mind tossing it over? [13:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Sure. [13:37] <&Hebizuka> *She passes you the ammo. You have no space in your tacvest, so it is placed in your backpack/main inv.* [13:37] <Jonah> And, uhm... the buckshot fits the Remington, so I'll debelt it and keep the ammo... [13:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] No, no, it doesn't fit. [13:37] <Jonah> Wait, it doesn't? [13:37] <Jonah> I thought all 12 gauges were interchangable. [13:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Well... I know, I told you about belted ammo, but ... CAWS is particular. It's not actual ammo belts, it's weirdly shaped ammo that only fits the CAWS. [13:38] <Jonah> Oh. [13:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I don't know much about the CAWS but I know for sure you can't just "de-belt" it. It's just how it's called. [13:38] <Jonah> That's - okay, then... [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] CAWS is extra good and low recoil tho. But we need a CAWS shotgun in the first place... and good luck finding one of these. [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Keep it if you want, ammo's pretty spensive. [13:39] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 52.61/60 [13:40] * Jonah sighs, and tosses the CAWS ammo into her pack as well. [13:40] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 55.11/60 [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Now... the grenades... [13:41] <Jonah> Hmmm... we'll probably have to leave the rockets behind. [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] And the maxi huge .408 rounds... too heavy for me [13:41] <Jonah> I can carry four grenades... so I'll take these caseless ones. [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Help yourself. [13:42] <Jonah> And - unless you can carry these Nato things, we're done here. [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I want to save what little remaining space I got... [13:42] * Jonah fills up on tear gas. [13:42] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 59.11/60 [13:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Well, we may not have been able to plunder it all, but nice find all the same [13:44] <Jonah> Watch as next room we find the gun that fires these things. [13:44] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:44] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 4564 - Front door: 5055 - Right door: 1714 - Roomstyle: 178 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [13:44] <Jonah> Through the front door. [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Haha. I hope not. [13:45] <&Hebizuka> *A bedroom, with a television (@whatsontv) and a radio (@radio). The room appears unused and unoccupied, judging from the barebones standard furniture. Or maybe it was recently sold. You spot a bottle on the otherwise empty desk.* [13:46] <Jonah> @whatsontv [13:46] <MazeBot> [Documentary] The Dead Dead [13:46] <Jonah> @radio [13:46] <MazeBot> [Hard rock/Metal] Vulture Radio with DJ T-Zero - http://bit.ly/1awLBN9 [13:47] <Jonah> Need a nap? [13:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Why you keep asking me that? Let's move! The lazy days are over for me. [13:47] * Jonah catches a quick glimpse of the TV, before checking out the bottle. [13:47] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A bottle of vinegar. [13:48] <Jonah> Sorry, it's force of habit! When you're on the move, you gotta stock up on sleep-hours. [13:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Cmon, you just want to spend time in the same bed as me. We have not been out for very long. [13:48] <Jonah> Never know when you're forced to stay up for days on end. And without a sun, my sense of time is kinda wonky. [13:48] <Jonah> Beds are too soft. I'd rather sleep on the floor, thank you very much! [13:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Bullshit. *grin* [13:49] <Jonah> ...Yeah, bullshit. [13:49] * Jonah grins back as she leaves the vinegar behind. [13:49] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:49] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3383 - Front door: 7321 - Right door: 6908 - Roomstyle: 325 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [13:49] <Jonah> Front door! [13:55] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot an accessory on the floor. You're feeling hungry again.* [13:56] <Jonah> Mmmm... [13:56] * Jonah does a quick scan for traps, and, barring none, heads over to that accessory! [13:57] <&Hebizuka> *No traps.* [13:57] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Makarov PM 80-round drum. Size tier: V.Large ; Weight: 2 - [0/80, Empty] [13:59] <Jonah> ...Man, not even ammo. Want it? [14:01] <Jonah> 'Cause if not, Carolyn, we can head out. [14:01] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [14:01] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5050 - Front door: 6692 - Right door: 4867 - Roomstyle: 322 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [14:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Na I'll pass. [14:10] <~SU_Tempest> *You feel your strength lowering slightly.* [14:10] <Jonah> Front door it is. [14:11] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area; night-time farmlands. It's a very dark night out here... (Environmental blindness unless you have a light source). You can't make out anything at all here.* [14:12] * Jonah whips out that flashlight of hers on the P90! [14:12] <&Hebizuka> *Inforce APL: ON.* [14:12] <&Hebizuka> *You aim the P90 forwards so that the flashlight illuminates in front of you.* [14:13] <&Hebizuka> *You're in front of a large wheat field, which it looks like you have no choice but to cross if you want to reach the next doors.* [14:13] <Jonah> ...So, Carolyn, want to try your hand at harvesting wheat? [14:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You're joking, I hope? [14:14] <Jonah> ...I am now. [14:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] *Grins, shaking her head.* [14:14] * Jonah crosses through the wheat field! [14:15] <Jonah> What can I say, good flour makes for great bread. [14:15] <&Hebizuka> *You come across nothing on the way, and when you come out, you find three doorways leading downwards.* [14:15] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [14:15] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1789 - Front door: 6421 - Right door: 4095 - Roomstyle: 512 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:15] <Jonah> Front door it is. [14:17] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a piece of clothing in the corner.* [14:17] <Jonah> Oh thank GODS - wait. [14:17] * Jonah checks for traps! [14:18] <&Hebizuka> *No traps.* [14:18] <Jonah> CLOTHING! [14:18] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - US Army pants, digital camo (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Dmg: 1.14/4] [14:19] <Jonah> I bet these pants would look great on you, Carolyn. [14:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] The pants I have are less tattered and dusty though. [14:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] So no thanks, I'll keep my leather stuff. [14:19] <Jonah> Darn. [14:20] <Jonah> Think you have room for them in your - wait a sec. [14:20] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn's pants are almost brand new. Compare with the rather damaged and old camo pants you found and it's no contest.* [14:20] <Jonah> Why are these things so heavy. [14:20] <Jonah> They're - oh, whatever. [14:21] * Jonah mourns the loss of seeing Carolyn in tastefully lewd rags and moves on. [14:21] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [14:21] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 4313 - Front door: 774 - Right door: 7362 - Roomstyle: 337 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [14:21] <Jonah> Front door it is. [14:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Didn't you forget anything? [14:22] <Jonah> The pants? [14:22] <Jonah> Well, you wanted to keep your space. [14:22] <Jonah> And I'm /out/ of space. [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> *She points to the APL - still on - on your P90.* [14:22] <Jonah> And they're old. [14:22] <Jonah> Oh - wow I'm a dumbass. [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Turn that off, you might want to avoid burning battery. [14:22] * Jonah hurridly flips the thing off. [14:22] <Jonah> Thanks for that. It left my mind completely. [14:22] <&Hebizuka> *Inforce APL: OFF* [14:23] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside toilets. There is an abandoned weapon in the sink, of all places.* [14:23] <Jonah> Oh good, water. [14:23] * Jonah takes a glance at the weapon - what is it? [14:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M67 fragmentation grenade. May send between 0 and 12 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 1/item [14:27] <Jonah> Hey, a grenade I can throw! [14:27] * Jonah hurridly equips it. [14:28] <&Hebizuka> *Equipped. Class 4 slots: 1/4* [14:29] * Jonah also checks the stalls for anything of note... as well as the toilets. Eurgh. [14:29] <&Hebizuka> *You don't spot anything outside of the ordinary. The toilets are ordinary, neither particularly sparking clean or noticeably dirty.* [16:24] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [16:25] <&Hebizuka> 68 rooms (+11), 4 kills, 0 SEs, 2 Missions, 1 Amulet, 2320 P$ (+2000), 0 Runs [16:25] <&Hebizuka> Score: 144 pts (+31) [16:25] <&Hebizuka> Position: 3rd (+1) [16:26] <&Hebizuka> *No combat stats today.* [16:26] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [16:26] <&Hebizuka> Shots 12/12 (100%) [16:26] <&Hebizuka> Nades/rockets 1/1 (100%) [16:26] <&Hebizuka> Total 13/13 (Accuracy 100%)