Log:Session 51 (Meta, no ontology)

[10:13] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Jonah. You have visited 185 rooms, next special room at the 190th. You are currently feeling OK; no condition to report. Your allies, Raider and Ayako, also seem to be OK. !mrooms3 to continue.* [10:13] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [10:13] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1516 - Front door: 1531 - Right door: 1524 - Roomstyle: 372 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [10:14] <+Jonah> I'm telling you Raider, pattycake is good for your reflexes AND your soul. [10:14] * +Jonah heads through the front door in the meantime. [10:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] *Sigh.* [10:15] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a laboratory. There are desks, a computer, some glassware, and a stasis capsule in which a creature can be seen in suspended animation.* [10:15] <+Jonah> Ohhhh, fuck this sci fi horror bullshit. [10:15] * +Jonah makes damn sure not to approach the stasis capsule too closely as she takes a peek at the creature. [10:16] <&Hebizuka> *It appears to be a kappa, but with pale white skin, and the number "299" burned on the left side of their neck. One of its arms has been fitted with some sort of weapon rig.* [10:17] <+Jonah> Raider, warn me if something happens with that capsule - be a dear and keep a gun trained on that damned thing. [10:18] * +Jonah takes a heavy breath, and starts rummaging through desks to look for any notes on the abomination. [10:18] <&Hebizuka> *Raider is still carrying the Barrett, and is more than happy to point it at the capsule.* [10:18] <&Hebizuka> *You don't find notes which talk about the creature in the capsule.* [10:19] <+Jonah> ...Uh. Raider? [10:19] <+Jonah> Does the Barrett even /have/ any ammunition in it? [10:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] ... [10:20] <~SU_Tempest> *He checks. The magazine is empty, and so is the chamber.* [10:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Fuck. [10:20] * +Jonah grumbles at the lack of findings, and checks the computers in the meantime. [10:20] <~SU_Tempest> *Leaving the Barrett on the desk, he switches to his ARX-160.* [10:20] <+Jonah> Yeah, I thought we kept the thing just to sell. [10:20] <+Jonah> Oh, hey. [10:20] <&Hebizuka> *The computer predictably asks for login and password info.* [10:20] <+Jonah> We could just attach the C4 to this thing and call it a day. [10:21] <+Jonah> Unless, like. [10:21] <+Jonah> The chamber would take the brunt of the damage. [10:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I wouldn't know. [10:21] <&Hebizuka> *The capsule emits a "buzz!" sound repeatedly, while a red light flashes.* [10:22] * +Jonah groans. What was that password/login from earlier... [10:22] <+Jonah> RIGHT. [10:22] <+Jonah> WE'RE LEAVING NOW. [10:22] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [10:22] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6601 - Front door: 5138 - Right door: 690 - Roomstyle: 114 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [10:22] <+Jonah> GO GO GO THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR. [10:22] <+Jonah> WAIT TAKE THE BARRETT WITH US FIRST [10:22] <~SU_Tempest> *The mercenary grabs the Barrett again and rushes out. Ayako follows at her own golem-y pace.* [10:22] <+Jonah> FUCK YOU ABOMINATION, YOU WIN THIS TIME. [10:24] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is an accessory on the floor...* [10:26] <+Jonah> Why the /hell/ does no one think Mazeworld is a /shitworld./ [10:26] * +Jonah grumbles as she checks out the accessory. [10:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] What makes you think I don't? [10:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Nightmare 9-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25+0.03 (0.28) - [3/9, 3x XPD] [10:27] <&Hebizuka> *Caliber: .357 SIG.* [10:27] * +Jonah shoves the accessory into her backpack and calls it a day. [10:28] <+Jonah> Because far as I know, there's no way to leave outside of /literal divine intervention/ which I'm Paladinly obligated to call bullshit on. [10:28] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [10:28] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6793 - Front door: 4256 - Right door: 4573 - Roomstyle: 366 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [10:28] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main) 55.61/60 [10:28] <+Jonah> Front door. [10:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] What do you mean exactly by "outside"? [10:29] <+Jonah> Er. Outside? You know, with, like. Fresh air, caves, oceans, boats, towers? [10:30] <+Jonah> Where the entirety of the world isn't, in fact, a claustrophobic shithole? [10:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Oh, outside zones? These exist. They just tend to be exploited for resources. [10:30] <+Jonah> No, no no, not those. [10:30] <+Jonah> Those have bullshit invisible walls. [10:30] <+Jonah> I mean, like, /legitimately/ outside. [10:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Oh. I bet they have walls for -you-. [10:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I don't recall these ever stopping me from having long-ass forest strolls. Or that one time I was forced to chase someone down on a beach for one hour. Running on the sand with several dozens of kilograms worth of gear is SHIT. [10:31] <+Jonah> No crazy GMs, no random bullshit deathtraps, there are multiple governments and peoples... [10:31] <+Jonah> Huh. [10:31] <+Jonah> That makes sense. [10:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Multiple governments? What is this sorcery? [10:31] <+Jonah> Multiple governments. [10:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] In EVERY fictional story I've read, multiple societies equals wars all the time. [10:32] <+Jonah> We have an island that's ruled entirely by intelligent undead. [10:32] <+Jonah> It's actually pretty awesome because you can pay things in blood. [10:32] <+Jonah> That's - well, yeah. [10:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Ew. [10:32] <+Jonah> But even in Mazeworld there's wars. [10:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Blame the youkai for starting it. [10:32] <&Hebizuka> *You barge into someone's bedroom. You see a bed, a desk, a nightstand, furniture, as well as a television (@whatsonTV). You spot load-bearing gear on the bed...* [10:33] <+Jonah> Pfffffffffffft. From what I've read, this shit's gone on for so long that there aren't any actual /records/ of the cause. [10:33] <+Jonah> @whatsonTV [10:33] <MazeBot> [News] Kitsune News - Pro-youkai news channel [10:33] <+Jonah> Speaking of~ [10:33] <+Jonah> Excuse me while I watch hot foxy newscasters. [10:34] <+Jonah> Feel free to nap on the bed, you look terrible. [10:34] * +Jonah decides to check out the loadbearing gear when there's a commercial. /Are/ there commercials? [10:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I always look like shit, don't worry. [10:35] <+Jonah> Yeah, well if you took more naps maybe you wouldn't have to pay ladies to play with your guns. [10:35] <&Hebizuka> *Amusingly, you came in just as the news jingle is heard, signaling the end of the news program. The commercials follow.* [10:35] <+Jonah> Says the Paladin who wants to pay ladies to play with her, but whatever - GODDAMNIT. [10:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Ha, ha. Very funny. [10:35] <&Hebizuka> LBE] (Utility belt) Gunfighter belt: Capacity 3 units + Key items (Can carry key items), Ammo 1 (4 pistol mags only, max tier: Small), Ammo 2 (S-ldr and S-strip only, max 4) [10:35] <+Jonah> OH BABY. [10:35] * +Jonah slaps that shit around her unfortunately non-childbearing hips. [10:37] <+Jonah> By the by - what kind of women do you like? Assuming we bat for the same team. [10:38] <&Hebizuka> *You have replaced the Default Belt with the Gunfighter Belt.* [10:40] * +Jonah decides to put her time to good use, and ransacks the nightstand and desk for - well, anything really, while waiting for Raider to talk. Or not talk, as the case may be. [10:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Women that I like? I haven't thought about it. Honestly, if it comes to me wanting hole it's really just that, for stress relief and some semblance of fun. I've tried dating before, and it doesn't work out a lot when my partners find out I kill people for money. [10:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'd try being gay, but people who are both homosexual and into mercenaries tend to be very creepy people. [10:41] <+Jonah> Why not say you're in the personal security business? [10:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Because that's a lie. [10:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Plus they find out eventually why I'm out for several weeks straight. [10:42] <&Hebizuka> *The nightstand is empty.* [10:43] <+Jonah> Okay, that brings to mind another question: Do you have a watch or anything? Because I have been inside /all the time/ and my sense of time is shot straight to hell. [10:43] <+Jonah> Are there any watches /anywhere?/ Or clocks. [10:43] <+Jonah> Fuck it, sundials. [10:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Are you used to "outside time"? [10:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I can't blame you. I did a lot of campaigns outside and I was disoriented when I returned in the rooms. Sun certainly beats the artificial lighting, even if it's actually pretty clever of a system... [10:45] <+Jonah> Well, duh. Humans are /supposed/ to live in the sun. The interior system is literally the work of a soulless monster. [10:45] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [10:45] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3548 - Front door: 4746 - Right door: 1584 - Roomstyle: 381 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [10:46] * +Jonah heads through the front door while continuing to rant. "If there's nothing actually /stopping/ average joes from walking in the Outside areas, why not just - you know, live in the Outside areas? [10:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] That's not what I meant. The lighting automatically moderates itself. Intensity, brightness, and luminosity automatically moderate themselves according to the time of the day, in order to match the time outside more or less accurately. [10:47] <+Jonah> ...The /fuck/ Raider. That'd mean I've been stuck in Mazeworld for /less than a day/ and that makes no fucking sense. [10:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] As for your other question, why build entire new shelters of questionable quality outside without guarantee it'll actually give you shelter, food and resources, when the Mazes already have them built for that? [10:49] <+Jonah> Because the Mazes are filled with literally /the most random bullshit/ and claiming a stake of land for yourself should appeal to at least /someone's/ pioneering spirit. [10:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] That kind of thinking tends to be ostracizing. But then again, I'm not the best example. I -liked- camping outside. [10:51] <+Jonah> You, me, Ayako, Carolyn. [10:51] <+Jonah> Camping trip. [10:51] <+Jonah> We're gonna make it happen. [10:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] We'll see about that. [10:51] <+Jonah> I will /pay you/ if I have to. [10:54] <&Hebizuka> *A grassy room, with only one door ahead (!mrooms1). A creature lurks here; it is a wild pig. You also notice a can of ammunition in the corner.* [10:55] <+Jonah> ...Well, speaking of camping. [10:55] <+Jonah> If you're hungry, we can fill up on cyclops then engage in some hunting. [10:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'm not hungry, but thanks. [10:56] <+Jonah> Well, alright. Man, I hope this pig isn't hostile. [10:57] <&Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [10:57] * +Jonah keeps her cool as she approaches the can of ammo, skirting around the edges of the wall to give the boar a wide amount of space. [10:57] <&Hebizuka> *You can reach the can - it is on your side.* [10:57] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Bulk can of .300 Winchester Magnum, FMJ, 200 rounds - [103/200] - Weight: 5.15 [10:58] <+Jonah> Do we have anything that can fire .300 Winchester Magnum? [10:58] <+Jonah> Because I have 103 rounds of the stuff right here. [10:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I don't think we do. [10:59] <+Jonah> Then let's not worry about it. [11:00] <+Jonah> !mrooms1 [11:00] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 1186 - Roomstyle: 444 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [11:01] <+Jonah> Only door. And come on, pig, just enjoy that grass. [11:01] <+Jonah> Actually, speaking of. Is this grass natural? Like, they just forgot to lay tiling or something? [11:02] <&Hebizuka> *The pig does ignore you.* [11:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] It is natural, yeah. [11:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I have no idea how it grows but it just does. [11:02] <+Jonah> I need to get a shovel and start digging. [11:03] <+Jonah> Because if I could bypass this whole business and just dig my way out I would be so happy. [11:09] <&Hebizuka> *You arrive in a regular, featureless room - if you except the white door and the large signs around the door, in front of you. There are three doors on the sides.* [11:10] <&Hebizuka> [Sign] "DANGER: GOLEM CAVE - DO NOT ENTER UNLESS AUTHORIZED TO, OR AT YOUR OWN RISK" [11:11] <+Jonah> I am going to heed the fuck out of that sign. [11:11] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [11:11] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1786 - Front door: 1439 - Right door: 985 - Roomstyle: 184 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:11] <+Jonah> Enjoy your easy money, Raider, 'cause I don't need some golem /hussy/ stealing my Ayako away. To the front door. [11:12] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 198th.* [11:13] <+Jonah> Actually, speaking of, how many more rooms does our contract last? 'Cause if my instincts are right we have about 10 more rooms until we find a bank. [11:17] <&Hebizuka> *A mess hall. Someone left weapons behind, on the floor.* [11:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Our employment ends in 8 rooms. [11:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] But I like you enough, I can do two more until we get to a bank, if you are absolutely certain there is one nearby. [11:19] <+Jonah> I am absolutely, 100% certain and you are totally free to leave with all the money and gear on you if we don't. [11:20] <+Jonah> Worse comes to worst I'll just call the bank and burn the battery out. [11:20] * +Jonah breathes a sigh of relief as she checks out the weapons. It's nice having a party again. [11:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - 3x M7A3 tear gas grenades. FT+2 and +7% Pain/turn for 3 turns. CRITFAIL affects user, FAIL nulls effect, CRITWIN stuns target 1 turn. Weight: 3/item [11:24] <+Jonah> Alright - Raider, you snap up one, I'll grab the other two. [11:25] <&Hebizuka> *He does as told.* [11:25] <&Hebizuka> *M7A3 grenades equipped.* [11:25] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [11:25] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1720 - Front door: 1627 - Right door: 2715 - Roomstyle: 456 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:26] <+Jonah> Remind me to ask Ayako what it was like to be mindless. Want to take bets on how she'll describe it? [11:26] * +Jonah heads through the front door in the meantime. [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I don't bet. [11:27] <+Jonah> Hmmm? That's a first. Why not? [11:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] You can lose far more than you want to in a bet. [11:30] <+Jonah> Mmmmm. True enough, I suppose. [11:30] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is an accessory on the floor.* [11:30] <+Jonah> Fun fact - in at least one foreign language, gambling is literally the same word as 'throwing away money'. [11:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Heh. Not surprised. [11:31] * +Jonah checks the accessory over when they walk in. [11:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Underbarrel grenade launcher: GP-25 - 40mm caseless grenade - [Loaded, VOG-25] [11:33] * +Jonah shrugs, attaching the grenade launcher to her gunslinger belt before heading through... [11:33] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [11:33] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6384 - Front door: 124 - Right door: 1439 - Roomstyle: 268 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:33] <+Jonah> The front door. [11:33] <&Hebizuka> *You shove it in the dumpbag your belt provides, at least.* [11:33] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Belt/Main) 1/3 [11:37] <&Hebizuka> *A scratched room, with @graffiti on the walls. There is a student here, carrying a revolver and a backpack of some sort. The student appears to be female (or x-female), judging from the fact they wear the female version of the student outfit.* [11:38] <+Jonah> @graffiti [11:38] <MazeBot> we all have a super great friend [11:38] <+Jonah> Hey there, Miss - you alright? [11:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Student] Hi... oh god what is that big thing behind you? [11:41] <+Jonah> Oh? Oh, that's Ayako. She's just an Iron Golem right now. [11:41] <+Jonah> Don't worry, Miss! She's completely safe. [11:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Student] "She"? [11:42] <+Jonah> She! Turns out that Tanuki can transform into a /lot/ of things. [11:42] <+Jonah> And that it's way harder to change back. [11:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Student] Oh she's a tanuki! Hi then. [11:42] <+Jonah> So right now we're just kinda - wandering. [11:42] <+Jonah> Yup yup! Ayako, don't be rude, say hi. [11:44] <+Jonah> So, what brings you to this neck of the sector, Miss? [11:44] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako doesn't move.* [11:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Student] Uh me? I live in the area. [11:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Student] I'm just strolling by. And you? You three are obviously not from around here. [11:48] <+Jonah> Ehehe. We... got lost. [11:48] <+Jonah> Turns out that being the Contestant isn't all that great. All these doors keep on teleporting us around. [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Student] The what? [11:48] <+Jonah> Raider, we were in - what, Sector 16 just a second ago? [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Fuck if I recall. I'm travelling at least. [11:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Student] Look, I don't get what you're saying. [11:50] <+Jonah> Frankly, neither do I. It's - we got caught up in a religious /thing./ [11:50] <+Jonah> Don't mind us if we're freaking you out, okay? We're just gonna head out the front door and disappear. [11:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Student] Uhhh, like, okay?... [11:53] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [11:53] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6179 - Front door: 5048 - Right door: 7465 - Roomstyle: 145 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [11:53] <+Jonah> Ta ta! Stick with your studies! [11:53] <+Jonah> Raider, Ayako, to Sector 50! [11:57] <&Hebizuka> *An electrical room, with a power control computer. There is ammunition on the floor.* [11:57] * +Jonah checks out the ammunition! [11:58] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12.7x108mm, FMJ, 1 round - Weight: 0.1 [11:58] <&Hebizuka> *Exactly ONE round. Better than nothing.* [11:59] <+Jonah> We carry 12.7x108mm guns? [12:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] No, sadly. [12:01] <+Jonah> Are they particularly good? [12:02] * +Jonah heads over to the power computer in the meantime, looking for the typical password info. [12:03] <&Hebizuka> *It asks you for login info, and there is no PW around.* [12:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Have you seen the SIZE of that round? [12:03] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [12:03] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2190 - Front door: 4474 - Right door: 6765 - Roomstyle: 542 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [12:04] <+Jonah> I have, but don't bigger bullets mean bigger recoil? [12:04] <+Jonah> A gun that fires that could dislocate my shoulder, I think. [12:04] * +Jonah heads through the front door in the meantime. [12:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Not if you use that thing in a sniper rifle. Recoil doesn't mean shit if you fire once, accurately, and with a round like that, there isn't much that'll survive. Then again I could say the same for what the Barrett fires. [12:06] <+Jonah> It fires, uhm... .50 calibur, right? [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] .50 BMG yeah. Around as powerful as that thing is. [12:11] <&Hebizuka> *A corridor, with five doors (!mrooms5). There is a demon lurking in the room; a pig-headed humanoid demon, also known as a bes. You also see an object in the back of the corridor but you can't reach it yet, it's behind the creature.* [12:12] <+Jonah> @cover [12:12] <MazeBot> A flipped wooden table. (Health: 24, LDV modifier: -1. AC Eqv: Hardskin. Pass-through threshold: 6+ dmg. Pain modifier: x1) [12:13] * +Jonah dashes for the table with her Ninja Speed! [12:14] <&Hebizuka> *Your allies both make it relatively silently. As hilarious as it is, you have both maintained stealth and are all behind a flipped table, despite Ayako being three times taller than the cover.* [12:14] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. Stealth maintained, you may attack first. What will you do?* [12:15] <+Jonah> Pig-headed indeed. [12:16] <+Jonah> *Protecta, Bes-head, 3 shots.* [12:16] <&Hebizuka> *Raider will want to fire four rounds at the Bes' chest, semi-auto. Do you want to let Raider go first, or do you want to be first?* [12:18] <+Jonah> *Me first* [12:18] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll, then.* [12:18] <+Jonah> !roll 3#2d6 [12:18] <+Jonah> @roll 3#2d6 [12:18] <MazeBot> Jonah: 6;12;2 [12:18] <&Hebizuka> *No malfunction occurred.* [12:19] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit (7 pel), Hit (9 pel), Miss.* [12:19] <&Hebizuka> *Total pellets that hit: 16.* [12:20] <&Hebizuka> *The Bes' head has been utterly destroyed.* [12:20] <&Hebizuka> Jonah [Protecta] Bes /H\ [B] [12:20] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [12:21] <+Jonah> Raider, loot the body, will you? I have a shotgun to reload. [12:22] <&Hebizuka> *Raider checks, but finds nothing to loot.* [12:23] <&Hebizuka> *Reload using which shells?* [12:23] <+Jonah> *~buckshot~* [12:24] <+Jonah> One of these days buckshot will not save me, and I will cry, and cry, and die. [12:24] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Armsel Protecta: +3x Buck [12/12, 12x Buck] [12:24] <+Jonah> !mrooms5 [12:24] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Door A: 3463 - Door B: 4062 - Door C: 136 - Door D: 1786 - Door E: 760 - Roomstyle: 101 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:24] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge buckshot remaining in backpack: 26* [12:24] <+Jonah> Room 136 it is. [12:24] <+Jonah> Who knows, maybe we'll run into that student again. [12:25] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You see nothing here, except an item on the floor..* [12:26] <+Jonah> Hmmm? What's this? [12:26] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A bottle of motor oil. Contains 250 mL of motor oil. Danger, this stuff is flammable. [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Hmm.. [12:27] <&Hebizuka> *Raider takes out two pieces of raw meat and chomps on them.* [12:27] <&Hebizuka> *He then takes the motor oil.* [12:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Do you have any sort of alcoholic drink on yourself? [12:28] <+Jonah> If you get set on fire that's on you.] [12:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I have an idea. [12:29] <+Jonah> Unfortunately, it'll have to wait. I spiked my vodka with libido mushrooms and shared them with Ayako. [12:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Fair enough. [12:29] <+Jonah> We drained it all, and then, well. You met us. [12:29] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [12:29] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2576 - Front door: 1933 - Right door: 1756 - Roomstyle: 239 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [12:29] <+Jonah> What's your plan? [12:29] * +Jonah heads through the front door! [12:31] <&Hebizuka> *An office, with four desks, a computer on each desk, a printer, and the usual office clutter. There is a familiar weapon on the floor!... and only one door (!mrooms1).* [12:33] <+Jonah> Oh, /hello,/ old friend. [12:33] <+Jonah> You've come to visit me again~ [12:33] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Barrett M82A1M sniper rifle | .50 BMG - Semi-auto | M.Brake(I), Bipod(S), Scope[Sniper, 10x](S), Laser[AN/PEQ-2A,70%] | M82 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: Unsparable - [5+1/10, 6x FMJ] - Cond: 99% (Excellent) / Clns: 99% (Clean) [12:33] <+Jonah> PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. [12:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] No fucking -shit- another Barrett? And... *check* ...this one has ammo. [12:34] <+Jonah> Okay, Raider. [12:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] You KNOW I'm going to take it, right? [12:34] <+Jonah> Want me to call a gun store and start unloading our loot? [12:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Actually that is not a bad idea. [13:10] <+Jonah> I /really/ hope that nothing screws up the bank showing up. [13:11] * +Jonah brings out her mobile, her thumb gently rubbing the keypad back and forth. "What's the number for gun shops?" [13:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Uhh... 5-GUN-SHOP ? [13:20] <&Hebizuka> *Call?* [15:10] * Jonah pushes in the number and makes the call! [15:11] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] *Dialing...* [15:13] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] Hello, you have reached the telephone service for gun shops. The nearest gun shop is located in 1923. Do you wish for this shop to come to your location? Beware, shops contacted this way have a 1.5x overcharge and will buy back items for less money, in order to cover displacement costs. [16:03] <Jonah> "Yes." [16:06] <&Hebizuka> *The shop will be here in four turns.* [16:06] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] (Battery: 0/6) [16:06] <&Hebizuka> *Your battery is dead. You can no longer make any calls until you find a new one.* [16:06] * Jonah gently covers the receiver of the mobile to ensure it doesn't pick up anything... unseemly she says. "Point of fact, you'd realluy think more people would do the whole scavenging thing." [16:06] * Jonah proceeds to toss the battery like it's dead. Which it is. [16:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] What do you mean? [16:07] <Jonah> Like - walk around, pick up stuff, go to a shop and sell. [16:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Already an activity in and of itself. We're not alone. [16:07] <&Hebizuka> *Wait four turns?* [16:08] <Jonah> *Yes.* [16:08] <Jonah> Yeah, but I'm expressing my surprise that every time I've been somewhere and encountered somebody they didn't want the item. [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] What can I say. People's tastes. [16:09] <&Hebizuka> *After a short while, a gun shop enters the room.* [16:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] All right, all right, I'm here! Who called? Ooh, two customers. Great. [16:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] So, you guys? Whaddya need? [16:11] <Jonah> Yup. Raider, time to unload. We have a Barrett and - actually, wait, what other weapons have I told you to stash [16:11] <Jonah> ? [16:13] * Jonah pulls out the underslung grenade launcher from her belt in the meantime, as well as the Tiny magazine. [16:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Alright, a GP-25, a Nightmare mag, and what else? [16:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] One of those Barretts. [16:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Righto. So. An M82A1M. And what else? [16:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] What else did you have, Jonah? I don't have anything else I want to part with. [16:16] * Jonah tosses in the Steyr TMP as well, removing it from her Class 3 slot. [16:16] <Jonah> Raider, hand me the revolver later, I just made room for it. And I could have sworn I asked you to carry one other gun for me? [16:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] There's an AR-15, yeah. You want to sell it too?.. [16:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Oh actually I'll sell both Barretts. [16:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] For the cash. [16:19] <Jonah> Not that I mind, but I thought you /wanted/ a Barrett? [16:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Yes, but I can't carry it and I'd rather have something I have ammo for. [16:20] <Jonah> Fair enough. And remind me what the AR-15 is because I have no fucking idea anymore. [16:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Uh, a rifle that uses STANAG mags? Semi-auto only? [16:22] <Jonah> If that's the case we're keeping it. [16:22] <Jonah> Okay, then - Two Barretts and the Steyr to the pile. [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Just the time to check the value of everything. [16:26] <&Hebizuka> =SELLING= [16:26] <&Hebizuka> GP-25 - 300 P$ [16:26] <&Hebizuka> VOG-25 x1 - 35 P$ [16:26] <&Hebizuka> Barrett M82A1M - 2000 P$ [16:26] <&Hebizuka> Barrett M82A1M - 2000 P$ [16:26] <&Hebizuka> Steyr TMP - 275 P$ [16:26] <&Hebizuka> Sniper scope, 10x -750 P$ [16:26] <&Hebizuka> Redfield scope, 7x - 550 P$ [16:26] <&Hebizuka> AN/PEQ-2A - 150 P$ [16:26] <&Hebizuka> .50 BMG, FMJ x6 - 90 P$ [16:26] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL (after markup): 3075 P$ [16:26] <&Hebizuka> *Confirm?* [16:30] <Jonah> *Yes.* [16:31] <Jonah> Want 700P$ in the form of gun credit, or do you do the whole cash money bit., Raider? [16:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Keep the cash, we'll talk business later. [16:33] <&Hebizuka> *Items sold!* [16:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Here ya go. Will you guys be buyin' somethin? [16:34] <Jonah> Mmm - do you carry buckshot? Or FRAG-12? [16:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Yeah, both of 'em. [16:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] I got five boxes of each; and I have standard AND tactical buckshot. [16:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Standard buck is 20 P$ for a box of 10, Tactical is 30 P$ for 10, and FRAG-12 is 85 P$ for 5. [16:39] <Jonah> A box of - yeah, screw it. [16:39] <Jonah> Just - 500 P$ in cash, and the rest to the Jonah guns hop account? [16:39] <Jonah> Those ammo prices are eurgh. [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] And that's prior to my displacement markup. [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] So no ammo then? You want cash and credit? [16:53] <Jonah> Just cash and credit. [16:53] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 500 P$ [16:54] <&Hebizuka> *2575 P$ deposited in your gun shop credit. Total: 3134 P$* [16:54] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 2000 P$ in pouch* [16:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Here ya go. [16:57] <Jonah> Pleasure doing buisness with ya. [16:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Alright, see you guys later. [16:58] <~SU_Tempest> *He removes himself from the room.* [16:58] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [16:58] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 7300 - Roomstyle: 231 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [16:58] <Jonah> Alright, come on Bank. [17:01] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a hospital room.* [17:02] <Jonah> ...Right, right, that's 2 more rooms until Bank. [17:02] * Jonah shouts into the hospital room juuust to make things clear. "Hello! I have a tame Iron Golem with me, do not be alarmed!!" [17:04] * Jonah walks into the room proper a few moments later, hoping that the nurse and medic won't have their guns drawn. [17:05] <Jonah> So, Raider, need any medical attention? You have some damn good health insurance with me as your boss. [17:05] <~SU_Tempest> *The nurse and the medic turn around - they hadn't noticed Ayako, and they are unarmed.* [17:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] My health insurance is 5.56mm, but thanks. Speaking of. Employment's almost up. I'm supposed to leave you next room, so... I hope you're -very- sure there's a bank nearby. [17:07] <Jonah> Every 50 rooms I go through there's a bank. Not sure about anything else, but this is definitely true. [17:08] <Jonah> Okay, Ayako? Stay. Staaaaaaay. [17:08] * Jonah makes the obligatory stopping motions with her hands as she backs away from the golem, before turning around and heading to the medic and the treatment pod. [17:08] <Jonah> Mind if I get a checkup, doc? [17:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Uh, sure, no probs. [17:11] <&Hebizuka> =Medical status= [17:11] <&Hebizuka> Right arm: 21/25 HP - 80 P$ [17:11] <&Hebizuka> Blood: 20.8/22 - 240 P$ [17:11] <&Hebizuka> Inebriation: 13% - 130 P$ [17:11] <&Hebizuka> Full healing: 450 P$ [17:16] <Jonah> Patch up the blood and the arm, will ya? But I'm good on the alcoholic buzz, I'll walk it off. [17:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] As you wish. It'll be 320. [17:19] * Jonah hands the medic 320 straight from her money pouch. [17:19] <&Hebizuka> *Money remaining in pouch: 1680 P$* [17:20] <&Hebizuka> *Right arm has been healed completely.* [17:20] <&Hebizuka> *Blood levels have been restored to normal.* [17:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Here you go. [17:21] * Jonah stumbles out of the treatment pod - those things are /still/ fucking horrifying - and saunters over to the nurse. [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] What can I do? [17:21] <Jonah> Thanks, doc. And miss, may I see what the pharmacy has on sale? [17:22] <&Hebizuka> =Meds for sale= [17:22] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Pentobarbital - 50% chances of sudden death (roll 1d2, 1 means death, 2 means survival) - Weight: 0.1 [17:22] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Cigarette (required lighter or fire source to use) - Hunger -2d6, FT+1 for 2d6 turns, Libido -1d10 - Weight: 0.1 [17:22] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - Heals damaged limbs, up to 7 HP. Cannot heal disabled limbs. - Weight: 1 [17:22] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White powder - Cocaine - Alertness increase, Strength+10%, Pain sensitivity-10%, Hallucinations for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [17:22] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Ecstasy - Pain sensitivity-10%, FT+1, Hallucinations, Strength-10%, for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [17:22] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Lorazepam - Induces forced sleep for 10 turns. Nothing can wake up the victim until the end of those 10 turns. - Weight: 0.1 [17:22] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [17:22] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Blood Transfusion Kit (BTK) - Refills 5.0 Blood - Weight: 1 [17:22] <Jonah> ....Why in the fuck is a hospital selling ecstasy. [17:23] <Jonah> Like. The /fuck./ [17:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] *Shrug!* [17:24] <Jonah> You crazy girl. You crazy. [17:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] It's not illegal! Use responsibly, of course... We don't wanna see you again for overdose. [17:24] <Jonah> That is /so weird./ [17:24] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:24] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 4896 - Front door: 1699 - Right door: 4749 - Roomstyle: 56 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:24] * Jonah saunters right the fuck out of there and into the front door's entranceway. [17:26] <&Hebizuka> *An office, with the usual four desks and computers + clutter. There's only one door ahead (!mrooms1). You spot food on one of the desks, as well as a post-it note on a monitor.* [17:27] * Jonah quickly scans the food with her ugly metal appendage-thing while reading the post-it. [17:27] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Parfait cake. 1d18 [17:27] <&Hebizuka> [Note] "Login: RCosta - PW: C8EFang" [17:29] <Jonah> Not even a /reason/ this time. Alright. [17:30] * Jonah sits down and logs into the computer with the found information, stretching her legs and cracking her spine. [17:30] <Jonah> Raider, got a sweet tooth? [17:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Keep it if you want. [17:31] <&Hebizuka> *You've successfully logged in. The desktop displays a "WORK" folder, and a MazeNet access.* [17:32] <Jonah> Work it is. [17:33] <&Hebizuka> *There is just one file, titled: "WIP_Report-587-Year704".* [17:34] * Jonah shrugs, and begins enjoying her a delicious parfait cake while reading the report. [17:34] <&Hebizuka> *The cake is stale, and tastes bad.* [17:36] <Jonah> Bleggggh. [17:36] <&Hebizuka> *The report is a database, which lists an inventory of weapons, ammunition and accessories, room numbers, and money obtained. It looks like the sales records of a weapon shop for the entirety of last week. The shop apparently made nearly 900.000 P$.* [17:37] <&Hebizuka> *Only the last day is missing from the report.* [17:37] <Jonah> And nothing new to do on Mazenet, so... [17:37] * Jonah logs out, and heads through the only door. [17:38] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [17:38] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 3128 - Roomstyle: 63 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [17:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Hope you're right. [17:39] <&Hebizuka> *You enter, as predicted, in a bank. As usual, three Maze Guards make up the room security, while the banker is as their desk.* [17:40] <Jonah> I am /always/ right. [17:41] * Jonah shouts towards the rest of the room again to make Ayako's presence clear. [17:42] <Jonah> Sirs! I have a Golem with me, but she's tame and won't hurt anyone if nobody fires a shot! I just want to do some banking, please don't kill us! [17:42] <~SU_Tempest> *As expected, there is some rumble and kerfluffing which quickly dies down.* [17:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Erm, how can I help? [17:43] * Jonah walks up to the banker, breathing a sigh of relief. "I need to transfter 1400 to this fine gentleman next to me." [17:44] <Jonah> That'd be 78 rooms, yes? Since you already did 2 before I paid you. [17:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] I will need your name, and this person's name. [17:45] <Jonah> I'm Jonah, and he's... is your account under Raider or Jackie? [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Don't be stupid. *To the banker* Jackie Mullen. [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] It appears there is only 447 P$ on miss Jonah's account... [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Mayhaps you want me to transfer from any existing credit? [17:47] <Jonah> I have some 2000 P$ in credit with the gun shops, that should be fine, yes? [17:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Let's see... You have 3134 P$ worth of credit in gun shops. Should I transfer everything on the bank account then proceed with the payment?. [17:49] <Jonah> Yeah, that's perfectly fine. [17:49] <&Hebizuka> *All gun shop credit moved to bank account. New balance: 3581 P$.* [17:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Since I've improved a little bit, I think it's fair to start charging a bit more... 1400 for 80 rooms seems acceptable to me. [17:53] <&Hebizuka> *1400 P$ for 80 rooms of employment. Confirm?* [17:53] <Jonah> Well, there you have it. More our contract lead to lots of loot and neither of our deaths. [17:53] <Jonah> *confirm* [17:53] <Jonah> May* [17:54] <&Hebizuka> *New bank balance: 2181 P$. Transfer complete.* [17:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Thanks a lot. To be fair I was looking forward to it. [17:55] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:55] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 354 - Front door: 884 - Right door: 6389 - Roomstyle: 229 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [17:55] <Jonah> Front door. And - looking forward to payment, or death? [17:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'll say it again: Don't be stupid. [17:58] <Jonah> I'm not. There are a lt of people I used to know that wanted to die in glorious battle. [17:58] <&Hebizuka> *A laundry room, with its washing machines. There is a roll of blue paper on the floor.* [17:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] And again, use your head for a second. What use is money when I'm -dead-? [17:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] And no I have no relatives to pass the cash on. [17:59] <Jonah> Give it to fam - damn. Friends or charity? [17:59] * Jonah bends down to pick up the blueprint. What does it help build? [17:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'm a mercenary, not a socialite and even less a generous man. [17:59] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 3, Werfer, 1x Pepper spray can + 1x Bracelet-lighter + 1x Duct tape" [18:00] <Jonah> You went through 2 rooms for me and helped Ayako and I when we were drunk and dead to the world. Pro-bono. That's pretty generous to me. [18:00] * Jonah picks up the blueprint and shoves it into her backpack. [18:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'm trying to stay alive. [18:02] <Jonah> Money it is. [18:02] <Jonah> *Checkout, please?* [18:02] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main) 56.46/60 [18:03] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [18:04] <&Hebizuka> 201 rooms (+16), 24 kills (+1), 0 SEs, 4 Missions, 3 Amulets, 5634 P$ (+1355), 0 Runs [18:04] <&Hebizuka> Score: 420pts (+31) [18:04] <&Hebizuka> Pos: 3rd (no change) [18:05] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [18:05] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 2/3 [18:05] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 2/3 (67%) [18:05] <&Hebizuka> =All-time= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [18:05] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 46/54 (85%) [18:05] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 1/2 (50%) [18:05] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 1/1 (100%) [18:05] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 48/57 (84% accuracy) [18:05] <&Hebizuka> =Achievement progress= [18:05] <&Hebizuka> Shotgun +1 [18:05] <&Hebizuka> Headshot +1 [18:05] <&Hebizuka> Brute force +1