Log:Session 60 (Meta, no ontology)

[15:01] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Thidran. You have visited 81 rooms, next special room at the 88th. You are currently mostly healthy, !mrooms3 to continue.* [15:01] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [15:01] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 2974 - Front door: 1333 - Right door: 3109 - Roomstyle: 4 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [15:01] * Thidran takes the front door. [15:02] <&Hebizuka> *A warehouse room. There isn't much around here, apart from a shiny object you discern in a corner.* [15:02] * Thidran looks around for traps, then approaches the object. [15:02] <&Hebizuka> *No traps found.* [15:02] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Worthless brass - Value 2-5 P$ (1d4 +1) - Weight: 0.1 [15:03] * Thidran picks it up, then heads for the exits. [15:03] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [15:03] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 5778 - Front door: 6232 - Right door: 1626 - Roomstyle: 550 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [15:03] * Thidran takes the left door. [15:03] <&Hebizuka> *Total carried: 2.* [15:03] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 22.77/55 [15:03] <Thidran> Alright. [15:04] <&Hebizuka> *Another warehouse room, curiously enough. You spot loose ammunition abandoned on one of the many, many shelves.* [15:04] * Thidran hums, and checks for traps, before heading for the ammunition... [15:04] <&Hebizuka> *No traps found.* [15:04] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .338 Lapua Magnum, Seg, 10 rounds - Weight: 0.5 [15:04] <Thidran> I'll take warehouses over blank rooms anyday! [15:04] * Thidran picks up the weird bullets, then heads for the exits. [15:05] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 23.27/55 [15:05] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [15:05] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 2717 - Front door: 882 - Right door: 5020 - Roomstyle: 378 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [15:05] * Thidran takes the door to the right. [15:06] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a tiny figurine on the floor, sitting right next to what appears to be food.* [15:06] * Thidran warily looks around, before approaching the items. "Eh...?" [15:07] <&Hebizuka> *The figurine is about as tall as your finger, and is a beautifully crafted depiction of a giant rat.* [15:07] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Fruitcake slice. 162kcal [15:07] * Thidran picks up the food and figurine, then carefully inspects it. "What is this, a toy?" [15:10] <&Hebizuka> *It appears to be more of a display trinket than a child's toy. Come to think of it, you haven't seen a single child around.* [15:10] <&Hebizuka> *It also feels... fragile. You could break it easily if you wanted to.* [15:11] * Thidran tilts his head, and opts to keep it for himself. "I wonder...it certainly looks nice, dunno who'd pay for it though. Maybe it'll serve as a gift to someone else?" [15:11] <&Hebizuka> *Kept as a meaningless item. 3/10* [15:12] * Thidran takes a moment to shake his head. "Sometimes, we get weird stuff. Someone must've had time on their hands..." With that, he heads for the exits. [15:12] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [15:12] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 4102 - Front door: 2151 - Right door: 5258 - Roomstyle: 6 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [15:12] * Thidran takes the middle door. [15:14] <&Hebizuka> *A kitchen, of all places. A big fridge, drawers, shelves of recipes, sinks, workspace; all the real estate a chef could ask for. Unfortunately, it appears to be invaded by the least imaginable of creatures to be found in a kitchen: a mecha tentacle monster.* [15:15] * Thidran shivers as he sees the strange monster, and tries to sneak for cover... [15:15] <Thidran> @cover [15:15] <MazeBot> A pile of garbage. (Health: 39, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [15:15] <&Hebizuka> *Roll 2d6 to attempt taking cover silently. (@roll 1#2d6)* [15:15] <Thidran> @roll 1#2d6 [15:15] <MazeBot> Thidran: 8 [15:16] <&Hebizuka> *You made it silently behind the huge pile of kitchen refuse. It stinks, but the monster has not detected you.* [15:16] * Thidran takes a moment to study the monster's anatomy... [15:16] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. Stealth maintained. What will you do?* [15:17] <&Hebizuka> *The creature resembles a large octopus, without eyes or mouth. It has an oval-shaped core, adorned with eight large tentacles. The creature appears robotic in nature, as evidenced by the metallic hull covering its entire body. It doesn't appear to have any evident weak points.* [15:20] * Thidran thinks on what weaponry he has available, then attempts to make a break for the exits while the creature's not aware of him... [15:23] * Thidran considers his options further, then remembers that he has silenced weaponry. He pulls out his m4a1, and takes careful aim for the creature's core, not bothering to scope it out. He then fires his standard 5 round volley. [15:23] <&Hebizuka> *Semi or Auto?* [15:23] <Thidran> *Semi* [15:23] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll - you are the only one to attack this turn.* [15:24] <Thidran> @roll 5#2d6 [15:24] <MazeBot> Thidran: 11;7;10;6;3 [15:24] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: Hit, Hit, Hit, Miss, Miss.* [15:25] <&Hebizuka> *Your rounds pierce tiny holes inside the MTM's hull, seemingly causing some damage as sparks, and electric arcs jet out of the entry holes. You've surely damaged something inside, but not enough to stop it yet. The best part is that the mechanical creature has no idea where the damage is coming from! (Stealth maintained)* [15:25] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [15:26] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. Your opponent is still blissly unaware of your presence. Next move?* [15:27] * Thidran muses on that as the initial shots have a far better effect than he anticipated. "Well!" he thinks to himself, as he readies his weapon once more, and fires a second volley of five semi auto shots. "Whatever it is...I'm not letting it near me if I can help it..." [15:27] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [15:27] <Thidran> @roll 5#2d6 [15:27] <MazeBot> Thidran: 7;4;9;10;8 [15:27] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: Hit, Miss, Hit, Hit, Hit.* [15:29] <&Hebizuka> *Three of the four rounds caused further holes and damage; one only deemed to bounce off the hull, merely denting it. The damage caused thus far is undeniably noticeable; but that thing can certainly withstand a few more hits and then some. Stealth has been maintained still; the silencer works its magic.* [15:29] <&Hebizuka> *The mecha tentacle monster seems to thrash in the air as if it was panicking. Your bullet holes are now leaking light smoke.* [15:30] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [15:30] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. You've still not been detected. Next move?* [15:30] * Thidran raises a brow. "Yeah...glad I'm not in melee about now..." He mutters to himself, before preparing a third volley. Five more shots towards whatever that freaky thing's core is. "Good thing it sucks at looking around..." [15:30] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [15:31] <Thidran> @roll 5#2d6 [15:31] <MazeBot> Thidran: 5;9;6;10;3 [15:31] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: Miss, Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss.* [15:32] <&Hebizuka> *Only two hits, but it seems those two hits hit hard! They struck between already existing holes, causing further, more noticeable damage. You hear cranking and whirring coming from the robotic octopus; it's not appreciating the applied firepower. The smoke continues pouring out of its "wounds". Keep that up!* [15:32] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3.* [15:33] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 4. Stealth still maintained. Next move?* [15:33] * Thidran frowns at the overall effect, continuing his standard practice now. "Well, I'll keep shooting until it stops moving..." Five more shots towards its' core. It's doing...something, even if he's not sure how fast it'll get done. [15:34] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [15:34] <Thidran> @roll 5#2d6 [15:34] <MazeBot> Thidran: 11;11;11;7;7 [15:34] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit* [15:36] <&Hebizuka> *Solid and consistent shooting! The rounds now fly past the hull and seem to strike directly inside of the creature; the whirring and cranking becomes more fierce, and you have the feeling this monster is about to stop any minute. The smoke turns black, and you can distinctly smell something burning. Hang in there, it's almost done for.* [15:36] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4.* [15:37] * Thidran scrunches his face at the smell. "Ugh...very glad I'm at range..." With that, he fires a fifth volley, hoping to be done with it soon. Five more shots towards its' weakened core... [15:37] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 5. Stealth still maintained.* [15:37] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [15:37] <Thidran> @roll 5#2d6 [15:37] <MazeBot> Thidran: 6;8;4;5;11 [15:38] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: Miss, Hit, Miss, Miss, Hit.* [15:39] <&Hebizuka> *So close! You DID cause further damage; in fact, the MTM's core, now open like a shot-out watermelon, is belching out fire, a sign that it's critically damaged. By now the robotic creature has been banging and thrashing against the drawers and the side of the workspace, to no avail, as if flailing in panic. It's not quite dead yet, and it still doesn't know where you are.* [15:39] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 5.* [15:39] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 6. Next move?* [15:40] * Thidran fires yet another volley. "Such a stupid creature....so...damn...lucky..." He murmurs to himself, pumping yet another five shots towards the firey creature's core. [15:41] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [15:41] <Thidran> @roll 5#2d6 [15:41] <MazeBot> Thidran: 7;9;11;4;7 [15:41] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: Hit, Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit.* [15:42] <&Hebizuka> *A few more well-placed shots, and critical damage becomes fatal damage! The mecha tentacle monster has been unceremoniously disabled, and as if to drive the point further, its core explodes, the robotic appendages falling on the floor in a crashing and clanking manner.* [15:42] <&Hebizuka> Thidran [M4A1] Mecha Tentacle Monster [15:43] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (6 turns)* [15:43] * Thidran keeps cover behind the garbage until it stops making noises, then warily apporaches the corpse. "Any more surprises...?" [15:43] <&Hebizuka> *It's now a flaming, burning shell of a robot, as harmless as it can be.* [15:44] * Thidran nods. "Good." He then looks around the kitchen to see if there's any food. [15:44] <&Hebizuka> *Where are you looking specifically?* [15:47] <&Hebizuka> *Fridge? Drawer? Anywhere else?* [15:50] * Thidran carefully looks through the kitchen, the drawers, and any ovens he can spy. [15:51] <&Hebizuka> *Sadly you find nothing edible anywhere in the kitchen. It looks like the place is unused. [15:52] * Thidran lets out a sigh. "A shame. Oh well...probably due to that monster..." With that, he makes his way for the exits. [15:52] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [15:52] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 5343 - Front door: 912 - Right door: 1978 - Roomstyle: 368 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [15:52] * Thidran takes the door on the right. [16:02] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a bar. The bartender, trusty shotgun slung on the back, is present, ready to serve drinks. You notice a sign has been planted on the counter.* [16:02] <&Hebizuka> *You can also hear the @radio playing.* [16:02] <&Hebizuka> *You notice ammunition abandoned on a table in the corner.* [16:03] * Thidran takes a deep breath, and sighs out, before looking around. He eventually comes up to the bartender, and has a seat. "Hey there." He mutters. [16:03] <Thidran> @radio [16:03] <MazeBot> [The news] News broadcast with youkai hosts [16:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] First client of the day for me. What'll it be? [16:03] <&Hebizuka> *You're the only patron around.* [16:05] <&Hebizuka> [Sign] "ANNOUNCEMENT: Legal changes have allowed the bar's menu to be expanded. Please enjoy a much larger selection of prepared drinks, cocktails and beverages. ~MazeWorld Administration" [16:05] * Thidran takes a minute to rest, before responding, "I'm not so much hungry or thirsty. Just need a moment after fighting that...thing." he gathers his thoughts, then continues. "Ever heard of a land octopus covered in metal? That's what it looked like to me." [16:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Oh, lawdy! Didja meet one of these darned tentacle monsters? [16:06] * Thidran nods slowly. "That's what they are?!? Fuck...I'm glad I didn't get anywhere near it then." [16:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Yup. If it was made outta metal, then ya met one of the robotic ones. There's living, organic ones as well, but the robot ones are the worst. Tough as shit. Did it hurt you any? [16:08] * Thidran then stiffens. "Oh yeah...need to reload. Took a full clip to bring it down." He then slowly pulls out the previous magazine, and replaces it with a fresh one before responding. "Luckily, no. I snuck off to the side, and kept plinking at it until it stopped moving. I doubt anyone else would complain about one less monster in the world." [16:08] <Thidran> *Reloading with a full stanag clup.* [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Oh, I see you got a can on that rifle. That explains why it didn't attack you! Very smart, that. Still, you should probs get a drink. [16:09] * Thidran then shakily nods at the barkeep. "Got any non-alcoholic ones?" [16:09] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Colt M4A1 ; Swapping magazines. Mag in weapon: [30/30] - Mag in Pack/Mags: [0/30]. Weapon: [30+1/30, 31x FMJ] [16:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] I sure do. Want somethin' fresh or somethin' warm? [16:10] <Thidran> "Either's fine, as long as it isn't milk." [16:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] I got water, lemonade, cola, orange juice, apple juice, grape juice, milk (but ya don't like that)... and if you prefer hot, I can make you a coffee, a cappucino, some green or black tea, or some hot cocoa. Your call. [16:11] * Thidran thinks on it. "I'll have some green tea then." [16:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Comin' right up. It'll be 5 P$. [16:12] * Thidran promptly pays the 5 P$. "While I'm here,..how do you keep in stock anyways?" [16:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] I buy wholesale from engies. Crateloads of the stuff. Keep all of it in bottles, in the fridges, or in the machine ya see here. Makes coffee, or tea p much instantly. [16:13] <~SU_Tempest> *You hear the whirring of a hot drink machine, and your cup of green tea comes up pretty much within seconds.* [16:14] <&Hebizuka> *Total carried money remaining: 1995 P$* [16:14] * Thidran nods appreciatively. "How about food?" He asks, as he sips at the green tea. [16:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Sorry mate, it's all drinks here. You might wanna try your luck in a restaurant if it's munchies ya got. [16:15] <&Hebizuka> *The tea is piping hot, but smells amazing.* [16:15] <&Hebizuka> *Drink it?* [16:15] * Thidran hums at that. "That's cool, but I was just wondering how you handled the food situation." He pauses awkwardly before continuing. "I'm not from around here, so I'm trying to learn what I can from people not trying to kill me." [16:15] <Thidran> *Yes.* [16:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Ah, hehe. A newcomer eh? Yeah, I can understand that. Well usually people just come here to drink and chat and stuff. Sometimes, they bring their own. I don't mind it, I just don't sell any. [16:16] <&Hebizuka> *This green tea is reinvigorating. It does not replace one bit food items, but it fills you with warmth and strength.* [16:17] * Thidran takes a minute to process that. "Sell anything else besides drinks?" He eventually asks, as he finishes his cup. [16:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Well, I've always got good stories to tell, but yknow, I need to have some incentive to tell them... *wink* [16:19] * Thidran pulls out about 50 P$, and sets it on the counter. "Would you happen to know anything about one called "Rogue?" He replies. "Also, you wouldn't happen to know any hunters would you?" [16:19] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried remaining: 1945 P$* [16:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] I've never heard of anyone called Rogue. But hunters... It depends what kind of hunters we're talkin' about, mate. Do we mean creature hunters, or... people hunters? [16:21] * Thidran thinks a moment, before continuing. "People who hunt creatures. Y'know...the ones that skin them. I regret not learning more about that in life, and I'll need to learn all I can now. Can't count on finding the likes of you and others forever." [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Oh, I know just what you need. You should find an open restaurant, any of them, even the on-the-go stands, can probably give you butchering lessons. If ya wanna live off your kills, it's a nice way. They may not need the pelts or the skins, but the meat sells for a nice penny to those same restaurants. [16:23] * Thidran hums thoughtfully. "Thank you for the information then. By the way, is that ammunition yours?" He asks, before pointing out the stray bullets. [16:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Huh. Someone musta forgot it behind. Na it ain't mine. Ya can have it if you want. [16:24] * Thidran nods, then slowly stands. "Well, I'll take what I can get. Appreciate the help!" He bows towards the barkeep, before heading towards the ammo. [16:25] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 40mm NATO, M715 Smoke, 2 rounds - Weight: 2 [16:25] <&Hebizuka> *The barkeep nods back. [16:26] * Thidran hums at that, before carefully picking it up. "Do you happen to sell drinks to go?" [16:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Just might, ye. Name it. [16:27] * Thidran muses. "I'd like a bottle of cola to go then." [16:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Don't got bottles. I got cans, though. [16:28] <Thidran> "A can will do nicely." [16:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] One's yours for 10 P$. [16:28] * Thidran pays the 10 P$. [16:28] <&Hebizuka> *1935 P$ carried remaining.* [16:29] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Can of cola drink. 130kcal - Strength+10% for 3 turns [16:30] * Thidran gives the barkeep a deep bow. "Again, I appreciate the help. Maybe we'll meet again sometime." With that, he heads for the exits... [16:30] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 27.27/55 [16:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Don't hesitate, man. Stay safe. [16:30] <Thidran> Stay safe. [16:31] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [16:31] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 4941 - Front door: 3682 - Right door: 3638 - Roomstyle: 374 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:31] * Thidran takes the left door. [16:32] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a library. The librarian is present as always, shotgun also slung on the back. There isn't anyone else besides you two in here; the library is quiet. You notice a weapon abandoned on the floor in one of the aisles.* [16:32] * Thidran looks around, then takes a peek at the weapon. [16:32] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Baseball bat (wood) - Blunt. Weight: 9 [16:33] <&Hebizuka> *An all-too familiar weapon, as you have one already.* [16:33] * Thidran shakes his head. "Don't need another one." With that, he greets the librarian. "Hello there" He says softly. [16:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Librarian] Hi. What can I help you with? [16:34] <Thidran> "I'm currently attempting to do research on one called "Rogue". Would you happen to know where I should look?" [16:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Librarian] "Rogue"? Could you be more precise? [16:38] * Thidran thinks about it, then consults his notes. "Uhh...Akinori?" [16:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Librarian] Ah, that old folk tale, huh? Yes, give me a minute... I do have a book that talks about it. Will you be reading it here or taking it with you? [16:40] * Thidran thinks about it. "I'll want to read it here, but I'll probably take it with me as well." [16:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Librarian] Then you will have to purchase a copy. 25 P$ fee. [16:41] * Thidran puts down the 25$. "Gladly." [16:41] <&Hebizuka> *1910 P$ carried remaining.* [16:42] * Thidran thinks further, before delicately pulling out a small figurine of a giant rat. "Hey, you wouldn't happen to know who made this, would you?" [16:42] <&Hebizuka> *The librarian takes your cash and stashes it in a container, then stands up and goes to fetch a copy of your requested book. He swiftly returns and brings you a copy of the book titled "THE LEGEND OF THE ROGUE TENGU", author unknown.* [16:43] <&Hebizuka> *The book is a meaningless item, and can be read here: http://pastebin.com/qRmTdCnM * [16:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Librarian] Did you need anything else? [16:45] <Thidran> "Just to see if you know anything more about this figurine." [16:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Librarian] Nah. No idea. It's pretty though, but I've got no idea who made it or what it's for. Just put it on your desk, it's decoration. If you like rats. [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *Copy of "THE LEGEND OF THE ROGUE TENGU" added to your inventory as meaningless item. 4/10.* [16:47] * Thidran chuckles. "I guess I'll hold onto it until I find someone who likes the decoration." With that, he packs it away for later, takes the book, and reads it fully. [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *You are going to pass the time while reading about Akinori's legend. Roll a 2d6 to make a Waiting roll.* [16:47] <Thidran> 2d6 [16:48] <Thidran> @roll 1#2d6 [16:48] <MazeBot> Thidran: 2 [16:48] <&Hebizuka> *You take all your time to read the book. 10 turns have passed...* [16:48] <&Hebizuka> *You feel back to normal.* [16:48] <&Hebizuka> *No-one else has entered the library - the quiet and peace of this room can almost be felt.* [16:49] * Thidran finishes studying the book, closes it up, and places it in his pack. He then bows to the librarian, and heads for the exit... [16:51] <Thidran> !mrooms1 [16:51] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Unique door: 3898 - Roomstyle: 271 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [16:51] * Thidran goes through the door. [16:51] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a hiring bureau. The hirer is present, and there are creatures in the cages.* [16:53] * Thidran walks up to the hirer. "Hey there! You wouldn't happen to have work for me eh?" [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Howdy. Maybe I do, gimme yer name and I'll see what I got. [16:54] * Thidran nods at the Hirer. "My name is Thidran Brisbane." [16:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Alright, lessee here... *types...* [16:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Ah yeah, I do have a job. That bartender's still lookin' for a temporary bouncer. Says there's trouble to be expected and he wants someone who's good at breakin' up fights. No matter the cost. You up for it? Sounds easy for a big guy like you, yeah? [16:56] * Thidran smiles, and hefts his heavy duty weaponry. "Seems like a plan to me. I'll be glad to do it." [16:56] <&Hebizuka> *Contract start!* [16:57] <&Hebizuka> *The hirer invites you to step on the teleporter whenever ready.* [16:57] * Thidran makes sure all his weapons are in order, then steps on the teleporter. [17:02] <&Hebizuka> *You're immediately teleported to a bar. The eagerly-waiting bartender is there, seemingly relieved and happy to see you.* [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Hey, I suppose you're the temp bouncer I asked for? [17:02] * Thidran bows to the bartender. "Correct! Hope you like lethal force though...'cause I don't have alot of nicer options." [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Honestly... I don't care at this point. You're allowed to use lethal force if you need to. It's those three fucks, a bunch of rabble-rousing drunkards who're touring the bars in the entire sector, trying to get drinks on the house and always fighting about something. I'm tired of them; if they start shit, you break it up. If you must, break THEM up. [17:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] They'll be here any second... [17:04] * Thidran nods. "Works for me." [17:04] <&Hebizuka> *The three troublemaking Citizens enter inside the bar, already heavily inebriated.* [17:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz1] H-hey *hips* B-b-Barkeep! We're payin' c-customzerz. So start pourin' de drinks! [17:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz2] Fuck yea, it's Vodka-o'clock! [17:05] * Thidran hefts his m4a1, and stands off to the side, weapon at the ready. [17:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz3] Hey, you - *He's talking to you.* i-if you's not a payin customer and if you's gunna just stand ar-*hips*-ound, then git out! We're partyin' and yer ain't invited. [17:06] * Thidran grins at the one talking to him. "I work here to deal with the rabble. If you have the money, pay the man. If not, maybe you "paying customers" should leave." [17:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz3] WHOA, WE'Z GUT A BADAZZ. Soundz like *hic!*'s tryin' to piss me off, boys! Show him sum respect! [17:08] <&Hebizuka> *The other two acolytes apparently respond to the third's orders. They promptly pull out knives, and drunkenly wave it at you.* [17:08] <&Hebizuka> *Looks like they're REALLY looking for a fight. The bartender is nervously reaching for his shotgun...* [17:08] * Thidran promptly hefts his assault rifle at the group. "Put down your weapons." He states in a cold, dead voice. [17:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz2] Ha! You's gunna get shanked! [17:09] <&Hebizuka> *It's a fight.* [17:09] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. What will you do?* [17:11] * Thidran promptly looks through the sight, getting a surge of inspiration. He fires off 3 shots at each of the knife wielder's hands in an attempt to disarm them. [17:12] <&Hebizuka> *The bartender reaches for his shotgun and gets ready to fire twice at the second rabble-rouser.* [17:12] <&Hebizuka> *Seeing this, one of them rushes to try and shank you, while the other will try to stab the barkeep, while the third just watches, amused.* [17:12] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Citz1, Citz2, You, Barkeep* [17:13] <&Hebizuka> *Citizen #1...* [17:13] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:13] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left elbow [17:13] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:13] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [17:13] <&Hebizuka> *He largely missed you, the blade of his knife coming closest from your left elbow, but without even grazing it.* [17:13] <&Hebizuka> *Citizen #2...* [17:13] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:13] <MazeBot> [WEAK POINT] Genitals [17:13] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:13] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3 [17:14] <&Hebizuka> *The other one makes an even more ridiculous attempt at shanking the barkeep's crotch, to little avail.* [17:14] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll.* [17:14] <Thidran> @roll 3#2d6 [17:14] <MazeBot> Thidran: 10;11;6 [17:14] <Thidran> @roll 3#2d6 [17:14] <MazeBot> Thidran: 8;9;6 [17:15] <&Hebizuka> *Assumed Semi-auto, Right hand vs Citz1 and Right hand vs Citz2.* [17:15] <&Hebizuka> *vs Citz1, Shots 1-3: Hit, Hit, Miss.* [17:15] <Thidran> *If that's their knife hand, correct.* [17:15] <&Hebizuka> *vs Citz2, Shots 1-3: Hit, Hit, Miss.* [17:15] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 4/6* [17:19] <&Hebizuka> *This didn't kill them, of course, but it's enough to make them scream in pain and horror at realizing their hands have been adorned with two, bleeding holes, which disarmed in an instant. Their knives swing and spin in the air briefly before landing on the floor - one landing on its side, the other stabbing the floor stuck.* [17:19] <&Hebizuka> *You've managed to disable their right hand to both of them, as well as cause an obvious and painful open wound.* [17:20] <&Hebizuka> *Barkeep's turn...* [17:20] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [17:20] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7;8 [17:20] <&Hebizuka> *Meanwhile, the bartender brutally places two slugs in the second citizen's chest, killing him on the spot.* [17:22] <&Hebizuka> Bartender [Remington 870MM] Maze Citizen [17:22] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. Not a single scratch suffered on your end, while the drunkards are at 1 dead, 1 severely wounded, and 1 completely shaken out of his drunken stupor.* [17:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz1] Aaarrghhh! He shot my hand! He shot my hand out! I can't move my hand! Oh my god there is so much blood! [17:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz3] holyfuckingSHIT [17:23] * Thidran keeps his weapon on the closest citizen. "Here's how this is going to work. You two now owe me for the ammunition it cost to stop you. I'd prefer not to have to kill you, but if you force my hand..." He trails off. [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *The surviving citizens are quaking in fear, and are begging you to spare them!* [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *Do you accept?* [17:24] <Thidran> *Accepted.* [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [17:25] <&Hebizuka> *They both drop on their knees. The wounded one gets one hand up, the other one left hanging (and bleeding!), but the unhurt one has both hands way up.* [17:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz3] P-please man, we'll do ANYTHING you w-want, d-don't kill us! [17:26] * Thidran looks towards the barkeep. "Might as well search 'em." [17:26] <Thidran> See if they actually were "paying customers" as it were. [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> *The unhurt drunkard throws his purse at your feet. The bartender helps himself on the dead one and drops it at your feet as well, while the wounded one struggles to get his own purse, before finally grabbing it, with shaking hands, and pitifully lobbing it at you.* [17:27] <&Hebizuka> *You find yourself with a small pile of cash at your feet.* [17:27] * Thidran keeps his eyes on them as he slowly opens each purse and counts out the money. "How much will it cost to get the idiot treated?" He asks them. [17:28] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 397 P$ [17:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] If he's not dead by the time he gets to a hospital room or a bandage... he's gonna need a fair amount to replace the blood and stitch that hand up back together. I say, you let him live with the wound... Got what he deserved. As for the cash, keep it. Consider it a bonus to the pay I've already placed for the job. [17:31] * Thidran thinks on it. "Fair enough. While I do have medical supplies, I can't afford to waste it on people trying to kill me." [17:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Just scram, you two. You've done your share of drinks for now. [17:32] * Thidran pockets the money. "Here's a hard lesson for you two: There's always a bigger fish. My advice? Take your friend to the nearest hospital, and get him treated." [17:32] <&Hebizuka> *They don't need to be asked twice; they immediately escape the room without questions, leaving their dead friend, their knives and their cash behind.* [17:32] * Thidran looks at the knives in the meantime. [17:32] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: KA-BAR knife - Sharp/Piercing - Butchering. Weight: 3 [17:33] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Kizlyar DV-2 knife - Sharp/Piercing - Butchering. Weight: 3 [17:33] <&Hebizuka> *Both are combat knives of great manufacture.* [17:33] * Thidran pockets both knives, while smiling a bit. "Handy stuff there." [17:33] * Thidran eventually pulls out his pocket knife, and compares between the ones which one he'll end up fielding. [17:34] * Thidran eventually opts to equip the KA-BAR, and spare the pocket knife. [17:34] <&Hebizuka> *Pocket knife and DV-2 spared. KA-BAR equipped.* [17:34] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 33.27/55 [17:34] <&Hebizuka> *Take the cash?* [17:35] <Thidran> *Yes.* [17:35] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 2000 in pouch, 307 in backpack.* [17:35] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 36.34/55 [17:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Well, you did a great job, and there's "only" one dead body. Frankly I thought we'd have to kill all of them today, but I guess I'm the one to blame for that. [17:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Either way, I'm -real- thankful. I'll recommend you around. [17:36] * Thidran shrugs. "It happens. You didn't expect me to be any good." [17:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] I did, but you were better than I thought! [17:36] <Thidran> One other thing, could I get a drink before I go? [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Anyhow... I gotta close shop and clean this mess. ...Oh, a drink? Okay, but just one. Name it. [17:37] <Thidran> Just a green tea. [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] If that's all you desire then I'll make it on the house. Ya deserved it, pal. [17:37] <Thidran> Appreciate it. [17:37] <&Hebizuka> *Drink now, or take it with you?* [17:37] <Thidran> *Take with me.* [17:37] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Cup of green tea. 0kcal - Strength+10% for 5 turns [17:39] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 37.34/55 [17:39] <&Hebizuka> *Return to the hiring bureau?* [17:39] * Thidran then waits for the teleporter to activate... [17:39] <Thidran> *Yes.* [17:39] <&Hebizuka> *You are teleported back to the hiring bureau.* [17:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Welcome back. You did an excellent job, according to your employer. This can only be good for your reputation, and thus future jobs! In the meantime, your pay is 450 P$. Can be taken cash or placed in credit. [17:40] * Thidran thinks about it. "Well, I'm already full on cash..." With that, he pulls out 307$ P, and places it on the counter. "I'd like it in credit...and add this to it as well please." [17:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Very well, with this cash that'll be a total of 757 P$ added to your name on the hiring bureau credit. Just confirming that's right. [17:41] <Thidran> That is fine. [17:41] <&Hebizuka> [Credit] Hiring bureau: 1657 P$ [17:41] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 2000 P$* [17:41] <&Hebizuka> *Contract complete.* [17:42] <&Hebizuka> *You're free to continue on - !mrooms3. Next special room at the 90th.* [17:43] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [17:43] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 6489 - Front door: 6523 - Right door: 932 - Roomstyle: 294 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [17:44] * Thidran takes the front door. [17:45] <&Hebizuka> *A TV room. You may check @whatsonTV if you desire. Only one door ahead (!mrooms1). You also spot ammunition on the floor...* [17:45] * Thidran looks around for traps, then checks the show. [17:45] <Thidran> @whatsontv [17:45] <MazeBot> [Thriller] Maze Vice [17:46] <&Hebizuka> *A cheesy TV show where the main characters carry the shiniest possible handguns. Seriously, they are made to reflect sun glare.* [17:46] * Thidran frowns as the show plays. "Ehh..." With that, he looks at the ammunition. [17:46] <&Hebizuka> *It could have been called "Stainless Steel Guns Everywhere".* [17:46] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 7.62x54mm R, FMJ, 3 rounds - Weight: 0.15 [17:47] * Thidran picks up the ammo, then checks to see if it matches up to any he already has. [17:47] <&Hebizuka> *You carry no compatible weapons.* [17:47] * Thidran spares it then. [17:48] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 34.42/55 [17:48] <Thidran> !mrooms1 [17:48] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Unique door: 5613 - Roomstyle: 308 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:48] * Thidran promptly goes through the door. [17:49] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a regular, featureless room, where a delicatessen has been set up. Many food items for sale!* [17:49] * Thidran stares slackjawed at that. "Never thought I'd see that here...wow..." With that he approaches the delicatessen. [17:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Hi there, welcome to my humble little shop! Plenty of delicious stuff! What would you like? [17:50] <Thidran> What do you have? Anything really tasty? [17:51] * Thidran gets a silly idea, then pulls out the mushrooms he has. "Also...you wouldn't happen to know anything about mushrooms, would you?" [17:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Ah, I'm terribly sorry, but I can't ID mushrooms. I simply don't have the slightest idea! [17:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Anyway, here is my list of wares. [17:52] <&Hebizuka> =Delicatessen - Wares for sale= [17:52] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Canned goods - Peaches, canned, with water, 400g. 96kcal - (Quantity: 7) [17:52] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Banana. 121kcal - (Quantity: 4) [17:52] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Bag of potato chips. 970kcal - (Quantity: 4) [17:52] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of cider. 360kcal - Alcoholic - (Quantity: 6) [17:52] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Cup of black tea. 3kcal - (Quantity: 8) [17:52] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Canned goods - Green peas, canned, 700g. 406kcal - Weight: 2 - (Quantity: 5) [17:52] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of beer, stout. 225kcal - Alcoholic - (Quantity: 4) [17:52] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Snacks - Caramel candy. 40kcal - (Quantity: 2) [17:52] * Thidran puts the mushrooms back then. [17:53] * Thidran thinks of one other thing. "So, where do you get all this food?" [17:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Oh, you know. I re-stock myself at the shop owners' reserves. I get this stuff wholesale for practically nothing! [17:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Imagine a big marketplace with stuff at broken prices, only you have to take several amounts of each item you want. [17:54] <Thidran> "Huh...so there's a shop for shop owners...good to know. You wouldn't happen to know anything about butchering would you?" [17:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Oh, I'm so sorry. I am a deli shop owner, not a chef. I can't teach you how to butcher creatures. I'm so sorry I can't help you properly! [17:55] <Thidran> "That's okay, always worth asking...let's see..." [17:56] * Thidran checks what food he already has, then the wares. "Well, I don't have a lot of interest in it, but...how much is a can of peas...and the black tea?" [17:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] The tea is 15 P$ apiece, and the canned peas are 40 P$ each. [17:57] * Thidran ponders that. "I'll just take the peas, thanks." With that, he buys one can. [17:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Forty bucks, please! [17:57] * Thidran pays the merchant 40P$ [17:57] <&Hebizuka> *Money carried: 1960 P$ left* [17:58] <&Hebizuka> *You acquired one of the following:* [17:58] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Canned goods - Green peas, canned, 700g. 406kcal - Weight: 2 [17:58] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 36.42/55 [17:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Will that be all? [17:58] * Thidran bows to the man. "Sorry I don't want more, but I already have a decent amount of food...even if it's mostly junk." [17:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] No problem at all! Have an excellent and safe day, sir! [17:58] <Thidran> You too! [17:59] * Thidran waves to the man, before moving on. [17:59] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [17:59] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 861 - Front door: 1880 - Right door: 6680 - Roomstyle: 313 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:59] * Thidran takes the door to the right. [17:59] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 99th.* [18:00] <&Hebizuka> *You enter a black room. There is no light at all - environmental blindness!* [18:00] * Thidran stops where he's at, and listens for any noise at first. [18:00] <&Hebizuka> *Silence.* [18:01] * Thidran then slowly starts feeling his way ahead, trying not to trigger anything in the way. [18:02] <&Hebizuka> *Your foot hits something metallic. You hear a "clunk!", then the sound of something rolling on the floor.* [18:02] <&Hebizuka> *Try to search for it? (2d6)* [18:03] * Thidran searches. [18:03] <Thidran> @roll 1#2d6 [18:03] <MazeBot> Thidran: 5 [18:03] <&Hebizuka> *You search all around you, but the object has escaped your grasp. Now you have no idea where it went, or what it even was.* [18:04] <&Hebizuka> *You could try again, or just leave. [18:04] * Thidran shrugs, and continues searching for his own amusement. [18:04] <Thidran> @roll 1#2d6 [18:04] <MazeBot> Thidran: 5 [18:04] <&Hebizuka> *You waste another turn, on all fours on the floor of a room that has zero light. And you still can't find Mr Rolling Object. Bummer.* [18:05] * Thidran thinks on it, and continues his search, even if he feels completely stupid at his own antics. [18:05] <Thidran> @roll 1#2d6 [18:05] <MazeBot> Thidran: 3 [18:05] <&Hebizuka> *You managed to find the corner of the room with your forehead. Ouch. And no object within reach.* [18:06] * Thidran rubs his head, then grumbles. "Okay, take it methodically then." He starts crawling his way along one of the walls, and tries again, slowly trying to find the rolling object in question. [18:06] <Thidran> @roll 1#2d6 [18:06] <MazeBot> Thidran: 2 [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *Good job, you've managed to hit your head against the SAME corner.* [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *That hurts.* [18:07] * Thidran grumbles. "Damnit..." He grumbles to himself, before continuing his search, doing another circuit around the room. "Never was good at finding stuff, especially in the dark!" [18:07] <Thidran> @roll 1#2d6 [18:07] <MazeBot> Thidran: 8 [18:09] <&Hebizuka> *Finally you grasp the object! It is a metallic object, cylindrical in shape. It feels heavy in your hand. You can't tell what's inside, but by touching it, you can deduce it's canned food.* [18:09] <&Hebizuka> *You need to take it to light to identify what it is, though.* [18:09] <&Hebizuka> *Or you could open it and taste.* [18:09] * Thidran takes the object, and puts it into his pack before trying to find the exit. [18:09] <&Hebizuka> *No need to roll to find the doors, just do !mrooms3 as usual.* [18:09] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [18:09] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 3316 - Front door: 1159 - Right door: 1974 - Roomstyle: 332 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [18:10] * Thidran eventually finds them, and slowly stands. "Fuck this place..." He mutters, before carefully walking through the front door. [18:10] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot an object in the corner - this room is, thankfully, lit. You can now identify what is in your hands.* [18:11] * Thidran looks down at the can, frowning. "Alright, what was all the hubbub about?" [18:11] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Canned goods - Ravioli with tomato and meat sauce, canned, 400g. 396kcal [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *Confirm you're keeping this in your inventory?* [18:12] <Thidran> *Keeping it.* [18:12] * Thidran briefly looks around for traps, before heading for the object... [18:12] <&Hebizuka> *You don't find any traps.* [18:12] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Can of cola drink. 130kcal - Strength+10% for 3 turns [18:13] * Thidran frowns at that, before taking the beverage for himself. "Yeah, this is becoming a bad joke." With that, he spares the can, and heads for the exit. [18:13] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [18:13] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 1512 - Front door: 4371 - Right door: 7211 - Roomstyle: 231 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [18:13] * Thidran takes the right door this time. [18:13] <&Hebizuka> *Total cola cans carried: 2.* [18:13] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 38.42/55 [18:15] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a messy, featureless room. You see several dried black-brown splotches on the wall, you're not quite sure what it is supposed to be. There appears to be nothing at all here.* [18:16] * Thidran looks around carefully, checking for traps, then moves onward for the exits. [18:17] <&Hebizuka> *No traps found.* [18:17] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [18:17] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 2664 - Front door: 2509 - Right door: 5518 - Roomstyle: 501 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [18:17] * Thidran takes the door on the left. [18:18] <&Hebizuka> *You enter a pantry. There is food on one of the shelves, as well as a maid sweeping the place up with her trusty broom.* [18:19] * Thidran waves to the maid. "Hey there!" [18:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Maid] Hello. [18:20] * Thidran heads over to the food, and points at it. "I assume your master owns this?" [18:20] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Snacks - Box of pretzels, 20 - 460kcal [18:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Maid] It is, yes. It's the last of her favorite snacks. [18:22] * Thidran nods at that. "Fair enough. A shame, I love them too..." He lets out a sigh. "Well, at least you aren't trying to kill me." He gives the maid a goofy grin. " [18:22] <Thidran> "As for me, I have things to do. I'll leave you to it." [18:22] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [18:22] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 2599 - Front door: 5961 - Right door: 502 - Roomstyle: 361 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [18:22] * Thidran takes the door to the right. [18:23] <&Hebizuka> *She simply nods, her expression stern, and coldly neutral.* [18:25] <&Hebizuka> *A bedroom. It seems to be an unowned bedroom as the furniture there is scarce. All you see here is a mushroom.* [18:25] * Thidran goes towards the mushroom then. [18:27] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) White, Flour smell - Unidentified. - Weight: 0.01 [18:27] * Thidran picks up the mushroom and adds it to his overall collection, before heading for the exits. [18:27] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [18:27] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 1564 - Front door: 3430 - Right door: 1464 - Roomstyle: 483 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [18:27] * Thidran takes the middle door. [18:28] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 38.43/55 [18:29] <&Hebizuka> *You go up a flight of stairs, reaching a regular, featureless room. A magazine has been abandoned on the floor...* [18:30] * Thidran checks out for traps, then approaches the magazine... [18:30] <&Hebizuka> *No traps here.* [18:30] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: AEK-919K 'Kashtan' 30-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.1 (0.6) - [10/30, 10x FMJ] [18:32] * Thidran picks up the magazine, and puts it in a magazine slot in his backpack. [18:32] * Thidran then heads for the exit. [18:32] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [18:32] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 3158 - Front door: 5793 - Right door: 6916 - Roomstyle: 72 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [18:32] * Thidran takes a trip through the front door this time. [18:34] <&Hebizuka> *A shooting range. Several shooting lanes, sitting benches and tables on the sides, as usual. There's no-one using the lanes today, though. You spot an item on the floor...* [18:36] * Thidran tilts his head. "Ahh, okay..." He walks carefully towards the item, and looks at it. [18:41] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A pair of rubber handles. A pair of rubber gripping handles with finger grooves, which have been torn off of something. Wonder what they're used for. [18:43] * Thidran takes the handles for later, and heads for the exits... [18:43] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [18:43] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 5114 - Front door: 413 - Right door: 6061 - Roomstyle: 344 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [18:43] * Thidran takes the door in the middle. [18:44] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 39.43/55 [18:48] <&Hebizuka> *Your next room is a radio room. You can use the @radio receptor here. Only one door ahead (!mrooms1). Someone abandoned food near the radio.* [18:48] <Thidran> @radio [18:48] <MazeBot> [Orchestral/Epic] Exigence 89.7 with DJ Lancelot Warren - http://bit.ly/1bgj2o8 [18:48] * Thidran takes a brief listen to the radio before checking out the food. "Hum, first weapons, now food..." [18:49] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Snacks - Fortune cookie. 30kcal - Contains a piece of paper with a @rumor written on it. [18:49] * Thidran smiles at the fortune cookie, before eating it. He then reads the rumor. [18:49] <Thidran> @rumor [18:49] <MazeBot> A robbery is best committed bloodless, but is better when not committed at all. [18:49] <&Hebizuka> *The fortune cookie tasted a little bland, but then again those things aren't very rich. [18:50] * Thidran scrunches up his face at the fortune. "...Different customs I guess." [18:50] * Thidran then heads for the exit. [18:50] <Thidran> !mrooms1 [18:50] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Unique door: 1162 - Roomstyle: 344 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [18:50] * Thidran goes straight through the door. [18:51] <&Hebizuka> *You enter a hospital room. You see a medic and a nurse here, working together on paperwork.* [18:51] * Thidran waves to the pair, and steps further within. "Hello there!" [18:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Hello. How can we help you, sir? [18:52] <Thidran> Well, I'm not injured, but I happen to have found a couple of medications...would you happen to be able to identify them? [18:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Yes, we may. [18:53] * Thidran pulls out the unknown white tablet and syringe. "Also...do you identify mushrooms by chance?" [18:53] <&Hebizuka> *Here too, there is only one door, by the way. (!mrooms1)* [18:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Sorry, we don't do mushrooms. [18:53] <Thidran> That's fine. [18:54] <&Hebizuka> *Medic identified:* [Meds] White tablet - Paracetamol - Pain-30%, if more than one tablet is consumed in less than 10 turns, the user is poisoned. - Weight: 0.1 [18:54] <&Hebizuka> *Medic identified:* [Meds] Syringe - Morphine - Pain-75%, Strength-30% for 4d6 turns, -4d25 libido - Weight: 0.1 [18:55] * Thidran smiles. "Appreciate it. Wish I knew how to do such a good job as you. Any way I could learn?" [18:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Go to school, go through a scientific course, and pick the medical option, I guess. But you seem a little old for that, to me. [18:56] * Thidran chuckles. "Yeah, I kind of lack the time." [18:56] <Thidran> Hmm...you sell medical supplies by chance? [18:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Hi sir, yes, I do sell medical supplies. [18:56] <Thidran> What do you have? [18:57] <&Hebizuka> =Nurse - Wares for sale= [18:57] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - May heal 1 damaged limb. Starts a healing effect, at a rate of 1 HP per turn, for up to 7 turns. Cannot heal disabled limbs. - Weight: 1 [18:57] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Merbromin - Cures all wounds at once - Weight: 0.1 [18:57] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White powder - PCP - Strength-10%, FT+1, Alertness increase, Hallucinations for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 - (Quantity: 2) [18:57] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Red pill - Placebo - Does nothing - Weight: 0.1 [18:57] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Steroids (anabolic) - Strength+20%, FT+2, Steroid rage for 3d6 turns, +3d20 libido. - Weight: 0.1 [18:57] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 per item - (Quantity: 6) [18:57] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Amphetamines - Alertness increase, FT-1, Accelerated hunger, for 2d6 turns, +2d20 libido - Weight: 0.1 [18:57] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Diazepam - FT-1, Alertness increase, Accelerated hunger, Pain sensitivity+10% for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [18:59] <Thidran> "How much for the bandages...and the vial?" [18:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] 100 P$ per bandage. As for merbromin, it's 250. [19:01] <Thidran> "I'll take them all. How about the Diazepam?" [19:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] 400. [19:02] * Thidran frowns at that. "Just the bandages and Merbromin please." [19:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] D-pam is in high demand. The military frequently requests these, you know... [19:03] <Thidran> True enough. I have other needs though. [19:03] <Thidran> How much for the first aid kit? [19:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] 200. [19:03] <Thidran> I'll take that too. [19:03] <Thidran> So it will be a total of 1050$ P yes? [19:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] So, 6 bandages, 1 merbromin and 1 FAK... for a total of 1050 P$, yes please. [19:04] * Thidran readies the money, and pays the nurse. "By the way, would you like to by a small figurine of a giant rat?" [19:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Ew, no, thanks. [19:05] <&Hebizuka> *910 P$ carried money remaining.* [19:05] <&Hebizuka> *You have acquired:* [19:05] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - May heal 1 damaged limb. Starts a healing effect, at a rate of 1 HP per turn, for up to 7 turns. Cannot heal disabled limbs. - Weight: 1 [19:05] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 per item - (Quantity: 6) [19:05] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Merbromin - Cures all wounds at once - Weight: 0.1 [19:06] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 41.13/55 [19:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Anything else? [19:06] * Thidran thinks on it. "Mm, not really. I just wish I could've helped this one guy I dealt with earlier. Unfortunately, I didn't have the supplies on hand." He shrugs. "Anyways, stay safe!" [19:07] * Thidran then heads for the exit... [19:07] <Thidran> !mrooms1 [19:07] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Unique door: 5159 - Roomstyle: 135 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Same to you, sir. [19:07] * Thidran makes sure his m4a1 is fully loaded before going through the door. [19:08] <&Hebizuka> [Brass-check] Colt M4A1 currently at [24+1/30, 25x FMJ]. [19:08] <Thidran> *Reloads the m4a1 with bullets from the 10/30 clip.* [19:08] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Colt M4A1: +6x FMJ - [30+1/30, 31x FMJ] [19:10] <&Hebizuka> *Removed ammunition from magazine; now at [14/30, 14x FMJ].* [19:11] <&Hebizuka> *You enter inside a vault room, which has been amenaged to house a bank. You see a banker, and three Maze Guards, members of the police, carrying various - powerful - weapons.* [19:11] <&Hebizuka> *The Guards appear to be the bank security.* [19:14] * Thidran hums thoughtfully. "Interesting...so this is a bank.." He muses to himself, before approaching the banker and guards. "Hey there!" [19:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Greetings. [19:15] * Thidran rubs his chin. "So you take money and hold it right...and if I heard correctly in the past, you can get money transferred over from elsewhere..." [19:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] If you are talking about transferring shop credit to bank account, and vice versa, yes, that is most definitely possible. [19:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] And yes, I believe that holding money in a safe place for you is the entire principle of a bank. Indeed. Congratulations. *Snappy voicetone.* Now, is there anything I can do to help you? [19:19] * Thidran nods carefully at that. "I've been keeping busy with the hiring bureau, so I've built up some credit there. I would like to transfer it to the bank, and withdraw some of the money. [19:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] I will require your full name, please. [19:20] * Thidran gives the banker a brief bow. "My apologies for not introducing myself. I am Thidran Brisbane." [19:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Very well. You do not have an account opened, so let's fix that. *types on the computer...* [19:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] There. You have a bank balance of zero parallars. But let's fix that as well. Which services do you wish to transfer money from? [19:20] <Thidran> The hiring bureau. [19:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] There is 1657 P$ worth of credit there. Do you wish to transfer everything? [19:23] <Thidran> Yes. [19:23] <&Hebizuka> [Bank account] Balance: 1657 P$ [19:23] <&Hebizuka> *Hiring bureau credit is now at 0 P$.* [19:24] <Thidran> I would like to withdraw about 500 P$ from that credit. [19:26] <~SU_Tempest> *The banker leaves briefly, opening the safe door, disappearing in there for a few seconds, then returns with the requested amount.* [19:26] <&Hebizuka> [Bank account] Balance: 1157 P$ [19:26] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 500 P$ [19:26] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1410 P$.* [19:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Will it be everything? [19:28] * Thidran thinks on it a bit further. "One other thing, do you know where I could sell off some of these valuables?" With that, he pulls out a few rings. [19:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] The bank may appraise your valuables, sir. [19:29] * Thidran nods at that, before taking all of the valuables he has out, and showing them to the banker. [19:29] <Thidran> Beats them rotting in my pack. [19:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Oh, as an aside, we also have a Vault service. We can safeguard items of your choosing in a safe deposit box if you do not wish to carry them on your person. This is the safest place in the Mazes to leave your valuables... [19:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Any unidentified valuables may be ID'd and appraised as well. [19:32] <Thidran> I see! [19:32] <&Hebizuka> (Please list me the valuables you want to show, so that I can confirm we have the same on each side) [19:32] <Thidran> (3x gold ring, 2x worthless brass, 1x worthless iron ring, silver collar.) [19:33] <&Hebizuka> (OK!) [19:34] <&Hebizuka> =SELL= [19:34] <&Hebizuka> Gold ring - 89 P$ [19:34] <&Hebizuka> Gold ring - 119 P$ [19:34] <&Hebizuka> Gold ring - 78 P$ [19:34] <&Hebizuka> Worthless iron ring - 1 P$ [19:34] <&Hebizuka> Worthless brass - 2 P$ [19:34] <&Hebizuka> Worthless brass - 5 P$ [19:34] <&Hebizuka> Silver collar - 65 P$ [19:34] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL due to client: 359 P$ [19:34] <&Hebizuka> *Confirm the sale?* [19:34] <Thidran> *Confirmed.* [19:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] I suppose you will want this in cash as well. [19:36] <Thidran> Yes please. [19:36] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 359 P$ [19:36] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1769 P$* [19:36] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 40.43/55 [19:37] * Thidran gives the banker a deep bow. "Thank you very much for all your help!" With that, he heads for the exit... [19:38] <&Hebizuka> *Three doors, this time.* [19:38] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [19:38] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 5610 - Front door: 708 - Right door: 4813 - Roomstyle: 481 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [19:38] * Thidran takes the front door. [19:38] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 105th* [19:41] <&Hebizuka> *You barge into another TV room. As usual, you can check @whatsonTV. You notice a butler sweeping the floor here - suggesting the area is maintained, or even owned. In addition to the TV, there is a comfortable couch and a table, and on that table, there is a strange object.* [19:42] * Thidran checks what's on tv first, then looks towards the strange object. [19:42] <Thidran> @whatsontv [19:42] <MazeBot> [Reality show] Youkai's Got Talent [19:43] <&Hebizuka> *A sassy reality show with an even sassier judge panel. The current contestant appears to be a kappa who has the ability to sing as if his voice was going through helium. It is cringe-worthy.* [19:43] * Thidran blanches at the tv show. "Ugh." [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Item] Portable stove kit. Requires a butane gas canister to function. Can be used to cook food on the go. [19:44] * Thidran stops cold upon seeing the kit. He then turns towards the butler, and greets him with a cheery, "Hello!" [19:45] <~SU_Tempest> *The butler's reaction is a cold, neutral "Greetings" with as much conviction as a doorknob.* [19:45] * Thidran frowns at that, before pointing out the object in question. "Does your master own this by chance?" [19:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Butler] Ah, if I was lucky enough to have a private employer. But of course I am not that kind of lucky person. I am on minimal employment, tasked to clean sectors for a measly wage. So I don't know who owns this... thing. And I don't care if you want it. You can have it. [19:49] * Thidran hums. "Alright then, well..I can use this, so I'll take it." He picks up the stove, then offers the butler a can of cola. "Least I can do. Thanks." [19:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Butler] Are you serious? You are offering me a drink? Why, that's something new! Usually, most people content themselves with looking at me, and thinking, 'Damn, I'm making twice as much money as THIS guys and I'm STILL an asshole.' [19:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Butler] But more seriously, thanks. I'll happily accept this. [19:51] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 40.43/55 [19:52] * Thidran nods at the Butler. "Hey, I try to be fair. You're doing a good job by the way. Stay safe!" With that, he heads for the exit. [19:52] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [19:52] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 1047 - Front door: 4943 - Right door: 1688 - Roomstyle: 372 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [19:52] * Thidran takes the door on the left. [19:53] <&Hebizuka> *A grassy, featureless room. Essentially an empty room, except the floor is grass. A creature lurks here... it is a jaguar, of all things!* [19:53] * Thidran ponders on that, before trying to sneak over for cover... [19:53] <Thidran> @cover [19:53] <MazeBot> A brick wall (Health: 26, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [19:54] <Thidran> @roll 1#2d6 [19:54] <MazeBot> Thidran: 9 [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *You have taken cover, and successfully maintained stealth.* [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. The jaguar is unaware of your presence; you may attack this turn without fear of retaliation. What will be your next move?* [19:56] * Thidran then aims straight for the jaguar's head with his m4a1. He takes a moment to gather himself, then does his usual five round volley. [19:56] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [19:58] <Thidran> @roll 5#2d6 [19:58] <MazeBot> Thidran: 8;2;11;6;7 [19:58] <&Hebizuka> *No malfunction occurred.* [19:58] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 1-5: Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss, Hit.* [19:58] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 3/5 hits.* [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *Like a modern ninja, the big feline has been put down - with three .223 rounds to the skulls... without a noise. Well. Much of a noise that the jaguar would've heard.* [19:59] <&Hebizuka> Thidran [M4A1] Jaguar /H\ [20:00] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [20:00] * Thidran reloads the m4a1 with more bullets from the partial magazine. [20:01] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] M4A1: +5x FMJ - Now: [30+1/30, 31x FMJ] [20:01] * Thidran then checks around the corpse to see if the jaguar was guarding anything. [20:01] <&Hebizuka> *Removed 5 rounds from [14/30] magazine, now [9/30, 9x FMJ].* [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *Unfortunately, the jaguar was not guarding anything in particular. It was just you and the big cat. Now it's you and a dead big cat.* [20:02] * Thidran chuckles at that, before heading to the exits... [20:02] <Thidran> "One less problem..." [20:02] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [20:02] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 6699 - Front door: 6665 - Right door: 1656 - Roomstyle: 101 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [20:03] * Thidran goes straight through the left door. [20:03] <&Hebizuka> *With the promise of nubile lesbians, you enter Room 6699.* [20:05] <&Hebizuka> *Unfortunately, reality is a lot colder. You made it inside toilets. And there is apparently absolutely nobody in there.* [20:06] * Thidran checks for traps, then warily makes his way around the room. [20:06] <&Hebizuka> *You don't find any traps in here. All you can find are stalls, urinals, a sink, a mirror, and the smell of disinfectant.* [20:07] * Thidran thinks on it, before deciding to take a leak. "At least there's standard toilets around here..." He murmurs... [20:08] <Thidran> *Using the urination action in a urinal. Gee, I wonder where else I would do that?* [20:12] <&Hebizuka> *One moment later...* [20:12] <&Hebizuka> *Nothing much has happened in the space of one turn it took.* [20:13] * Thidran zips up, then makes sure to use a sink to clean himself as best as he's able to. "Whew, been a bit. Beats having to go without a toilet that's for sure!" [20:14] <&Hebizuka> *Three doors, as usual.* [20:15] <Thidran> !mrooms3 [20:15] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Left door: 6692 - Front door: 2748 - Right door: 3229 - Roomstyle: 18 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [20:15] * Thidran takes the left door again. [20:16] <&Hebizuka> *A pantry. More food on one of the shelves, as well as only one door ahead (!mrooms1).* [20:29] * Thidran looks around for traps, then checks out the food. [20:29] <&Hebizuka> *No traps here.* [20:29] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Snacks - Chocolate bar. 281kcal [20:29] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Rations - Military Rations - Regular. Contents: 2x Beef meatballs, canned, 170g + 1 chocolate bar + 10 crackers + 1 can of cola drink + 4 cigarette + lighter. Weight: 2 [20:31] * Thidran takes all the food, and heads for the exit. [20:31] <Thidran> !mrooms1 [20:31] <&Hebizuka> [ Thidran ] Unique door: 2341 - Roomstyle: 199 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [20:32] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 43.43/55 [20:37] <&Hebizuka> *You meet again with the teleporting keypad.* [20:39] <Thidran> Well! Another teleporting room eh? [20:40] * Thidran checks the buttons, before putting in "1111". "Know what? Why not?" All the same, he readies his m4a1. [20:40] <&Hebizuka> *You are teleported into...* [20:41] <&Hebizuka> *...a regular, featureless room. You spot a roll of blue paper on the floor.* [20:41] <Thidran> "Huh." [20:41] * Thidran looks for traps, then walks over and checks the roll out. [20:42] <&Hebizuka> *No traps here.* [20:42] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, HMXnade, 1x HMX charge + 1x MkIIIA2 grenade" [20:42] <Thidran> No idea what this is, but I'll take it! [20:42] * Thidran picks it up for later. [20:43] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] Wgt 44.43/55 [20:43] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [20:44] <&Hebizuka> 105 rooms (+24), 16 kills (+2), 0 SEs, 3 missions, 0 Amulets, 3266 P$ (+26), 0 Runs [20:44] <&Hebizuka> Score: 200pts (+39) [20:44] <&Hebizuka> Position: 6th (no change) [20:45] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [20:45] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 27/41 [20:45] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 27/41 (66%) [20:45] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [20:45] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 67/117 (57%) [20:45] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 10/16 (63%) [20:45] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 77/133 (58% accuracy) [20:46] <&Hebizuka> =Progress today= [20:46] <&Hebizuka> +1 Contracts mission [20:46] <&Hebizuka> +2 Combat rifle [20:46] <&Hebizuka> +1 Headshot