Log:Session 62 (Meta, no ontology)

[17:24] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Jonah. You have visited 241 rooms. The next special room is at the 245th. You are currently in a healthy state without any noticeable issues. Your allies Carolyn, Raider, and Ayako are all ready to follow and are also all OK. !mrooms3 to continue.* [17:25] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:25] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5774 - Front door: 3617 - Right door: 4602 - Roomstyle: 499 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [17:25] <Jonah> Front door, everyone, and weapons ready! [17:26] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a scullery, with its dishwashers in a neat row. You notice an accessory abandoned on the floor.* [17:28] * Jonah gives a quick glance over some of the fine china, or lack thereof, before wandering over to the accessory and picking it up. [17:28] <&Hebizuka> *There's nary anything fine or china in here; really just the dishwasher version of a laundromat, and this item:* [17:28] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Foregrip [17:30] * Jonah shrugs and shoves it into her belt for selling, before heading out [17:30] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:30] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5065 - Front door: 2978 - Right door: 1296 - Roomstyle: 204 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:30] <Jonah> the front door. [17:31] <&Hebizuka> [Belt/Main] 2/3 [17:32] <&Hebizuka> *A radio room, with a @radio to listen to. You notice a box of ammunition on the floor...* [17:33] <Jonah> ...Alright, Carolyn, Raider, stand back. [17:33] <Jonah> @radio [17:34] <MazeBot> [Talk radio] Everyday Mazeworld - News and trends in the life of Mazeworld inhabitants everywhere [17:34] <Jonah> Oooh, I love this sort of stuff. [17:34] <&Hebizuka> *Listen?* [17:34] * Jonah keeps listening as she scoops up the ammunition. What's been happening? [17:34] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 40mm caseless, VOG-25P "J-nade" HE/Frag, 6 rounds - [1/6] - Weight: 1 [17:36] <&Hebizuka> [Radio] (Jeff) ...and we are now back in the show. To any new listeners, welcome to Everyday Mazeworld. I am Jeff, and today we have an unique guest, Emiho Hagiwara, the producer of the famous TV show "Pain Factor". Emiho, can you tell us what gave you the idea for this show? [17:37] * Jonah slips the single grenade into her grenadier rig as she continues to listen! [17:37] <Jonah> "So is Pain Factor any good as a show?" [17:38] <&Hebizuka> [Radio] (Emiho) Well, it's really simple. Everyday in the Mazes, we are confronted to usual fears and worries; this is our lot in life, as you'll agree, but some people are looking for extra thrills, something that is both scary and awesome, and I have had the idea of a TV show to respond to such needs, where people could be in situations like adventurers or heroes on TV. [17:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I don't really watch this kind of stuff. Game shows aren't my shtick. [17:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Yeah, same here. [17:39] <&Hebizuka> [Vest/GL nades] 1/6 [17:39] <&Hebizuka> *Keep listening?* [17:40] <Jonah> "Hmm hmmm... I was hoping for more, like, news." [17:40] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:40] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5705 - Front door: 6966 - Right door: 6904 - Roomstyle: 441 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:40] <Jonah> Alright, let's keep going. Front door - come on, lesbians. [17:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] What? [17:41] * Jonah just ponts to the 69 part of the room number. [17:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider just shakes his head and rolls his eyes.* [17:41] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside an armory. There is a weapon in a gun locker here, only one door (!mrooms1), and a magazine on the table.* [17:42] <Jonah> YES! GUNS! [17:42] * Jonah quickly gives the weapon in the locker a scan, and takes the magazine for good measure. [17:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - KRISS Vector submachine gun | .45 ACP - Semi/Burst2/Full | Foregrip(I) | Glock 21 13-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 - [12+1/13, 13x FMJ] - Cond: 48% (Worn), Clns: 14% (Seized up) [17:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Saiga-12 5-round magazine. Size tier: Large ; Weight: 1.2+0.15 (1.35) - [3/5, 3x Buck] [17:45] <Jonah> "Good, more things to sell." Jonah's almost giddy as she shoves the KRISS into her backpack, before unloading the Saiga and taking both magazine and the three loose shells of buck. [17:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Hm. What a shame. I've seen Vectors in better shape. [17:46] <Jonah> "We don't have the ammo for a machine gun anyways. But maybe we'll find an engineering workshop or something. [17:46] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [17:46] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 1523 - Roomstyle: 489 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [17:47] <Jonah> I got a good feeling - let's hurry! [17:48] <&Hebizuka> *Total 12 gauge buckshot: 88 in backpack* [17:48] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 47.15/60 [17:49] <&Hebizuka> *You reach a teleporting keypad.* [17:50] <Jonah> Well... hmm. [17:50] <Jonah> You two hve any places to go? I don't want to burn my phone battery for this. [17:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Nah. My place is here, for now. [17:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Where would I go? My shrine has been abandoned by now, I'm sure... [17:51] <Jonah> It... it was. All they left was a gem, but... [17:52] <Jonah> Room 5454 is as good as any. [17:53] <&Hebizuka> *The teleporter seems to malfunction a bit as it powers up...* [17:53] <Jonah> Uh oh. [17:53] <&Hebizuka> *It sends you in a completely different room number instead... Room 1117!* [17:54] <&Hebizuka> *Too late to make a change, you're teleported...* [17:55] <&Hebizuka> *...in someone's bedroom, with TV (@whatsonTV), bed, desk and a table with a few chairs. An odd object has been left on the table there...* [17:56] <Jonah> ...Well. [17:56] <Jonah> @whatsonTV [17:56] <MazeBot> [Teen drama] Freaks and Youkai [17:57] * Jonah sighs as she glances over the odd object and picks it up. "Well there goes that idea." [17:57] <&Hebizuka> [Key item] Detonator. Remote-controlled and reusable, it can be attuned to any plantable explosive. [17:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] What idea? [17:59] <&Hebizuka> *You already carry a detonator, but you may give it to an ally, if you wish them to have a detonator.* [18:00] * Jonah hands it over to Raider. "I wanted to see if maybe that prisoner man became a girl and a Miko. He /did/ say he was going to move to your Sector." [18:00] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [18:00] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5859 - Front door: 3279 - Right door: 239 - Roomstyle: 269 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [18:00] <Jonah> "Let's keep going. Front door, guys." [18:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh yeah, the dude we met in prison? [18:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider mutters something about not being able to be surprised anymore.* [18:01] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 248th.* [18:02] <Jonah> "Mhmm! Maybe if he became super cute we could start - hmm, nah, wouldn't quite work that way, would it." [18:02] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a corridor, with five doors (!mrooms5). There is food on the floor...* [18:02] <Jonah> "Since he'd just be a Miko who liked men instead of, like, switching his gay orientation." [18:03] * Jonah gives the food a quick scan to check for poison. [18:03] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Box of cookies, 18. 864kcal, 48/cookie - [18/18 cookies] [18:03] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS detects no poison.* [18:03] <Jonah> Ooooh, cookies! [18:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Mmm! Nice find! [18:04] <Jonah> "So, want to split it? 6 each?" [18:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh, I'll pass, but save my share for later! [18:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I gotta admit I'm a little less than hungry right now. [18:06] <Jonah> Alrighty... we can save it for later. [18:06] * Jonah stashes the delicious cookies in her pack for now, before heading through... [18:06] <Jonah> !mrooms5 [18:06] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Door A: 2075 - Door B: 5275 - Door C: 6699 - Door D: 2975 - Door E: 4164 - Roomstyle: 167 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [18:06] <Jonah> Front door. 6699? That's totally lewd. [18:07] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 48.15/60 [18:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You're totally lewd. [18:08] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room with only one door ahead. Someone left behind another weapon on the ground...* [18:11] <Jonah> And the gods love me for it. [18:11] * Jonah picks up the weapon and gives it a quick examination! [18:15] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M26 fragmentation grenade. May send between 0 and 14 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 1/item [18:15] <Jonah> Carolyn, you want to hold onto this? I'm lousy with grenades. [18:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Why not? [18:16] <~SU_Tempest> *She grabs it, and equips it.* [18:17] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [18:17] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 523 - Roomstyle: 29 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [18:17] <Jonah> Let's keep going. [18:20] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a hiring bureau, but it looks a bit particular, because it has no creatures for sale. The hirer here is seen chatting with a tengu, and the discussion looks heated; mostly because the latter looks like she's about to panic.* [18:20] <&Hebizuka> *You notice that there is a poster that talks about Pain Factor, and advertises for people to join as show contestants.* [18:21] <Jonah> ...I don't like the looks of this... [18:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] NO! IT CAN'T! My team is about to start the shooting of the next episode in TEN MINUTES and I absolutely NEED a replacement for the guy who bailed out! I don't care how he disappeared or what happened to him, I NEED SOMEONE! [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Ma'am, I can't help you, this is not something I can really do anything about, I'd be happy to put your request on the tables but it'll be hard to find someone in ten minutes, you'd need a miracle... [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] I DON'T CARE! IT'S YOUR JOB! [18:22] <Jonah> Iiii'm not gonna like this. Ugh, lords above - goddamnit why do people /always/ mention miracles when I'm around. [18:23] <Jonah> Miss Tengu, I overheard that you need help? [18:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] YOU, THERE. Do you want to participate in a TV show and win big money? [18:24] <~SU_Tempest> *She looks half imploring, and half panicked.* [18:24] <Jonah> Is there the possibility of death? [18:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] That's an unimportant detail. Do you want to participate YES or NO? [18:25] <Jonah> I've never actually /watched,/ uh - Pain Factor before - welp. [18:25] <Jonah> Carolyn, Raider. What do you two think? I don't really want to risk my life for some game. [18:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Really?! What dimension did you come from! IT'S PAIN FACTOR. OF COURSE there is risk of death! Why else would people come? We have free healing, too. [18:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] The grand prize is 1600 P$ if you succeed at all three mini-games for today's episode. Please, for the love of all that is holy, give me an answer! Please say yes! [18:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Frankly, I'd say no... [18:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Up to you. I think you can do it, if you want to do it. [18:29] * Jonah hums in thought, a part of her enjoying watching the Tengu sweat. What /does/ she look like? [18:30] <&Hebizuka> *The tengu is a middle-aged, average-heighted female. She has short, chestnut hair, a pair of violet eyes, owl sand-colored wings, and a pair of thin-framed glasses which are not resting completely straight on her nose.* [18:32] <Jonah> *There's something to be said for older women...* Revya thinks to herself, before stating her terribly dumb counter offer. "I'll say yes /if/ we go on a date afterwards, Miss Tengu. My treat, I'll use the prize money." [18:33] <~SU_Tempest> (reyva?) [18:33] <Jonah> (Oh whoops. Sorry, I'm /sleepy./) [18:33] <Jonah> (Could we change that afterwards.) [18:34] <~SU_Tempest> (no probs) [18:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] What are you talking about?! Do you want to be on TV or what??! [18:35] <Jonah> "Is that a No, Miss Tengu? If you don't want to go on a date, that's perfectly fine with me." [18:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT DATES! I don't have TIME for dates! I'm REALLY out of time, so if it's a no, get out of my sight! [18:36] <Jonah> "No it is. Best luck with your show, Miss Tengu!" [18:36] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [18:36] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3555 - Front door: 366 - Right door: 2030 - Roomstyle: 151 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [18:36] <&Hebizuka> *Mission refused.* [18:37] <Jonah> "Come on, guys. Let's make some real money." Jonah hums to stop herself from laughing, as she ushers them through the front door. [18:40] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Only one door ahead, and you spot ammo on the floor, loose rounds sprawled like that on the ground...* [18:41] <Jonah> Man, I always wanted to take - date, DATE a Tengu. Now we both lose. [18:41] * Jonah quickly scoops up all the ammo to get a better look at them. [18:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Bright side is, you're not asked to shank monsters with a shiv for cash, at least. [18:41] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .32 ACP, FMJ, 14 rounds - Weight: 0.14 [18:42] <Jonah> "Okay, see, that's something you totally should have told me /before/ I was considering it." Jonah sighs as she pours the 14 rounds into her backpack [18:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I don't know, I thought you did know about the show! [18:46] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 48.29/60 [18:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I'm so used to you I tend to forget you're not from here, ahah. [18:49] <Jonah> Pffftahaha. So you're ~used~ to me, ehh? That's good to hear! [18:49] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [18:49] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 5160 - Roomstyle: 263 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [18:50] <&Hebizuka> [Note] You have reached 250 rooms visited. Good job. [18:50] <&Hebizuka> *You enter inside a hub. Pick your next room; left: Bionics workshop / right: Bank.* [18:51] * Jonah doesn't even ask, and goes straight for the workshop. [18:52] <Jonah> I have the metal chest that I /want in me./ [18:52] <&Hebizuka> *You make it in Lance's bionics workshop once more.* [18:54] <Jonah> Lance! My old friend! It's been too long! [18:54] <Jonah> Carolyn, Raider - either of you want to be augmented? [18:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Ah, Jonah! MY FAVORITE CLIENT SO FAR. In the last few years at least. How can the great I be of service to you? [18:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'll pass. I did good as an all-natural so far. [18:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Augmentations? Ehh... [18:56] * Jonah busts out the ICIS chest /thing/ from her backpack. "I found this! NOW HOOK ME UP YOU CRAZY MAN." [19:00] <&Hebizuka> *I don't see any implant in the backpack, but I do see a Combat Initiative Enhancing Platform in the vest.* [19:00] <&Hebizuka> *Is this what you wanted to show him?* [19:00] <Jonah> *Yes. Whoops!* [19:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Aah. The CIEP. A most interesting implant indeed... For it will make you so fast, someone with the same weapons and the same equipment as you WILL BE LAGGING BEHIND, AND WILL BE DEAD, because YOU SHOT FIRST. [19:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] ...actually I wonder if that's not controversial. BUT NO MATTER. Did you wish for this to be installed on you? [19:02] <Jonah> YES. EXACTLY. NOW PUT IT IN ME. [19:02] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn' face goes crimson.* [19:02] <Jonah> ABSOLUTELY. [19:03] <Jonah> I WANT IT SO DEEP IN ME IT'LL NEVER COME OUT! [19:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh Gods. [19:04] <~SU_Tempest> *Lance is totally oblivious to the innuendo.* [19:04] <~SU_Tempest> *He invites you to strip down and lay on the operation table, like before.* [19:05] * Jonah lovingly strips down in the most erotic manner she can think of, 'inadvertantly' flashing Carlyon her body before deigning to lie down. [19:05] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn will see none of it, because she already turned the other way. Not even Raider, because he ... also turned his head.* [19:07] <&Hebizuka> *You are, like last time, injected with anaethetics, and your mind slowly fades to sleep, while Lance works on your body, on his evergoing quest for human enhancement.* [19:11] <&Hebizuka> *An unknown amount of time has passed. You slowly wake up again.* [19:13] <&Hebizuka> *The first thing you notice is that you feel much tougher. In a lot of ways. Your chest especially. Despite the daze of just waking up, your body feels instantly responsive, much faster, as if you were under such total control of yourself you could perform anything faster.* [19:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Welcome back among us, my friend. Have you had nice dreams? [19:14] <Jonah> Carolyn. /Carolyn./ [19:14] <Jonah> /I have literal boobs of steel./ [19:14] <&Hebizuka> *You look down, and notice your breasts are not made of steel. But when touching your chest, it does feel a lot thicker, despite not being visually any different.* [19:15] <Jonah> They're /firmer/ too. Carolyn, feel them this is /awesome./ [19:15] * Jonah maaaaay have gotten a bit power hungry after experiencing her first set of augments for so long. [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Your physical strength has been improved by twenty percent. [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] You are also slightly less sensitive to pain, by about ten percent. [19:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] This thickness you're feeling under your chest skin is also part of the improvements. I am estimating that compared to an unaugmented human, this augmentation increases pure damage resistance, or "limb health", if you wish, by about 25%. [19:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] But perhaps most importantly is your reflexes. Have you noticed any feeling, or sensation of "being faster"? [19:21] <Jonah> Ahahahah, maybe a little, maybe a little! But Carolyn, seriously, this is /awesome./ [19:21] <Jonah> I'm pleased as punch, Lance! You do great work as always. [20:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Of course, I do. I am LANCE CHAOSCLAW, the UNIQUE bionics engineer of the Mazes! But, you are most welcome, my friend. [21:02] * Jonah only puts on her clothing after a few more moments of crowing about her awesome new body, before continuing through the front door. [21:02] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [21:02] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3539 - Front door: 3536 - Right door: 838 - Roomstyle: 514 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [21:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Go on forwards, my friends! Show this world your SUPERIOR ABILITIES! [21:04] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 270th.* [21:05] <&Hebizuka> *A locker room, with some clothing in one of the lockers. [21:06] <Jonah> Come on, Miko stuff! [21:06] * Jonah hurridly examines the clothing! [21:07] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Seifuku top (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: 2.62/4] [21:09] <Jonah> ...So, Carolyn, would you rather wear boys clothing or girls clothing? [21:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I care little so long as I'm not completely naked. But no way in hell I'm wearing a student outfit, I'm a grown-ass woman! [21:11] <Jonah> But you're already wearing a student outfit, and this would look so /cute/ on you! [21:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Yes but that's a masculine outfit. [21:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I'm not wearing the seifuku. Thank you. [21:15] <Jonah> Hmph. Fine, I'll just stash it in the backpack. [21:15] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [21:15] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5470 - Front door: 2807 - Right door: 1395 - Roomstyle: 296 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [21:15] * Jonah puts it next to the maid outfit and wow she's collecting quite the fetishy clothing, isn't she. Still, once she's done she heads through the front door. [21:16] <&Hebizuka> *The seifuku seems to be more resistant to damage when in your possession.* [21:17] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 51.29/60 [21:19] <&Hebizuka> *Another scullery. A yousei servant is sweeping the floor, acting as a youkai maid of sorts. An accessory has been abandoned on one of the dishwashers.* [21:20] <Jonah> "... /Huh./ I didn't know youkai maids could be so cute." She wanders over to the accessory to pick it up, but most of her focus is on the yousei. [21:21] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Reflex sight: EOTech 553 [21:24] * Jonah stashes it in her backpack for later selling. Yoink. [21:24] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 52.29/60 [21:28] <&Hebizuka> *The yousei is a young, small, x-male. He has very short orange hair, a pair of hazel eyes, and a pair of purple fairy wings.* [21:29] <Jonah> Oh my /gods./ Adorable. I, uh - hey there. How are things in this neck of the woods? [21:30] <~SU_Tempest> [SYousei] I get the "adorable" thing a lot. Most people forget I don't exactly have the most pleasant of jobs. But -thanks-, I'm -fine-. *Snappy, sour tone* [21:32] <Jonah> Well - I'm always looking for new people to work with. Want to quit this job and go hunting instead? [21:32] <Jonah> Bit more dangerous, lots more money. [21:33] <~SU_Tempest> [SYousei] No thanks. I want a safe job, not putting my ass on the line. [21:35] <Jonah> Mmm - fair enough, I suppose. I don't suppose you have time for a snack break, at least? It really looks like you could use a breather. [21:35] <Jonah> I have cookies! And some pizza. [21:35] <~SU_Tempest> [SYousei] Very funny. Get out. [21:36] * Jonah pulls said cookies out, their rich and buttery flavor advertised right on the box. "Wasn't joking. Eating with people's better than eating alone." [21:38] <~SU_Tempest> [SYousei] Out. [21:38] <~SU_Tempest> *He sternly points at the doors.* [21:39] <Jonah> Alright, alright. Sourpuss. [21:39] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [21:39] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2813 - Front door: 770 - Right door: 4530 - Roomstyle: 57 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [21:39] <Jonah> Front door, everyone. And be careful, Mister Yousei. Safer job doesn't mean safe. [21:41] <&Hebizuka> *A meeting office. You spot a container here, as well as a bulk can of ammunition.* [21:42] <Jonah> Ooohh. This'll be nice. [21:43] * Jonah heads on over to the container, giving it a quick looksee on traps, before checking over the ammunition as well. [21:44] <&Hebizuka> [Container] Frame: Metal - Lock: Mechanical - Serial: 3061 - Trapped: No [21:45] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Bulk can of 12 gauge belted, CAWS buckshot, 200 rounds - [126/200] - Weight: 6.3 [21:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Seriously? MORE CAWS ammo? [21:48] <Jonah> Regular shotguns are still supreme. Do we have enough to carry it? [21:49] * Jonah busts out her lockpick in the meantime, to fiddle with the container! With any luck she'll get it out lickity split. [21:53] <Jonah> *May I start rolling to lockpick?* [21:55] <~SU_Tempest> *You do have enough space to carry everything. Take the ammo?* [21:55] <Jonah> *Yes yes~* [21:57] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 58.59/60 [21:58] <Jonah> *Now - lockpicking, or no?* [22:05] <&Hebizuka> *You are now going to attempt lockpicking a mechanical lock.* [22:05] <&Hebizuka> *Step 1 begins - roll 2d6 once.* [22:07] <Jonah> @roll 2d6 [22:07] <MazeBot> Jonah: 11 [22:09] <&Hebizuka> *You pass the first step. Step 2 begins, roll 2#2d6. Both rolls must be 7 or above in order to pass.* [22:09] <Jonah> @roll 2#2d6 [22:09] <MazeBot> Jonah: 4;9 [22:10] <Jonah> One of these days I'm just gonna have Ayako smash the lock and be done with it. [22:10] <&Hebizuka> *The lock resists you... One turn passes.* [22:10] <&Hebizuka> *Roll again.* [22:10] <Jonah> @roll 2#2d6 [22:10] <MazeBot> Jonah: 11;6 [22:11] <&Hebizuka> *Still resisting. Roll again.* [22:11] <Jonah> @roll 2#2d6 [22:11] <MazeBot> Jonah: 7;9 [22:11] <Jonah> /Finally./ [22:11] <&Hebizuka> *The lock finally gives out! You can open the container.* [22:12] <Jonah> Come to /mama./ [22:12] * Jonah throws the container lid open, and peers inside! [22:13] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Springfield M79 grenade launcher | 40mm NATO grenade - Single shot | No accessory | Capacity: 1 | Weight: 5 - [Loaded, M386 HE] - Cond: 75% (Good), Clns: 65% (Clean) [22:13] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 40mm NATO, M386 HE, 6 rounds - [6/6] - Weight: 6 [22:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Damn. [22:14] <Jonah> ...God /damnit/ grenades. [22:14] <Jonah> So, uh - do any of us have room for this beast? [22:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Don't look at me, I'm loaded enough. [22:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I can spare all of that you need me to [22:19] <Jonah> Carolyn, please do. I can keep some of the grenades on my leg rig, and you keep the rest. [22:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh no no no, I'm taking all of that! [22:22] <Jonah> Oh - er, if you can carry it, uh - here. [22:22] * Jonah just ups and hands her the grenadier rig, since she's the one with a huge gun. [22:23] <&Hebizuka> *Please wait, Carolyn is equipping the Grenadier leg rig...* [22:34] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn places all the spare grenades on the appropriate ring loops of her grenadier rig, then spares the launcher in her backpack.* [22:34] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [22:34] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2090 - Front door: 5764 - Right door: 830 - Roomstyle: 517 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [22:35] <Jonah> You're the best, Carolyn. Let's keep heading - charge through the front door! [22:36] <&Hebizuka> *A washitsu. There is currently nobody in this room, though you spot an unique object.* [22:38] <Jonah> Hmm hmmm... how unique we talking? [22:38] * Jonah murmurs to herself as she heads on over to the floor. [22:40] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A long pistol slide. Made of stainless steel, 39 cm long and contains a very long recoil spring. The left side indicates it's for a .454 caliber weapon. [22:43] * Jonah has enough room in her belt - barely. So she slides it in before taking another look at the doors. [22:43] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [22:43] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5366 - Front door: 3718 - Right door: 1600 - Roomstyle: 170 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [22:43] <Jonah> Front door, same as always. [22:43] <&Hebizuka> [Belt/Main] 3/3 [22:45] <&Hebizuka> *A grassy room. You spot bundles of mushrooms in the corner of the room... as well as a shiny.* [22:48] <Jonah> Mushrooms~! [22:48] * Jonah waves her scanner all over them, and the shiny for good measure. [22:50] <&Hebizuka> *The ICIS identified the mushrooms as being...* [22:50] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) Brown, Pleasant smell - Marasmius oreades, Fairy ring mushroom - 9kcal - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 10] [22:50] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) Yellowish, Flour smell - Calocybe gambosa, Saint George's mushroom - 10kcal - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 10] [22:50] <&Hebizuka> *The scanner can't teach you more than is already obvious about the shiny, though.* [22:50] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold lighter - Value 100-450 P$ (1d351 +99) - Weight: 0.1 [22:52] <Jonah> Hmmmm... this is some good snacking. Carolyn, could you take these three? [22:52] <Jonah> If not, we can just eat the mushrooms right now. [22:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I have a fair bit of space, so yeah, sure. [22:54] <&Hebizuka> *She has dumped all 21 objects in her pack with ease.* [22:54] <Jonah> Perfect. Let's keep going - front door! [22:54] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [22:54] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 7012 - Front door: 5572 - Right door: 17 - Roomstyle: 436 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [22:56] <&Hebizuka> *You make it in a kitchen. Apparently, this area is occupied by a Food-on-the-go stand.* [22:57] <Jonah> Oh /thank fuck/ food. [22:57] <Jonah> Actually, wait - kitchen. Raider, do we still have some of that cyclops meat? [22:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Hamburgers! Hot noodles! Warm tea! Who wants some! [22:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Um, no. I don't have any left. [23:01] <Jonah> Nuts. [23:02] <Jonah> Alright, let's stock up on food! Merchant you magnificent person, what's on the menu? [23:02] * Jonah takes in a good long ogle while she's at it, 'cause why not? [23:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] This is an on-the-go stand, ma'am. I can sell you hamburgers, cups of noodles, and cups of green or black tea, at your leisure. What will you have? [23:05] <Jonah> What are the prices n the burgers and noodles? Oh - Raider, Carolyn, do you two have preference? [23:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] 25 P$ for a burger, 20 for a cup of noodles, 5 for green tea, 15 for black tea. [23:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I suppose a burger wouldn't hurt. [23:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Just green tea for me. [23:08] <Jonah> Mmmm... let me check my wallet. Lots of wealth in items, but not much in cold hard cash... [23:08] <&Hebizuka> *You currently carry 0 P$.* [23:09] <&Hebizuka> *All of your wealth is in credit or bank account.* [23:09] * Jonah mewls as a fly pops out of her money bag. "Figures, uh - we have a gold lighter, would you take that?" [23:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] I'm still legally a shop, ma'am. I can certainly appraise and buy your valuables back. [23:12] <Jonah> "Alrighty - Carolyn, if you'd please?" Jonah doesn't actually wait for a response, however, as she opens up the Miko's backpack and pulls the shiny out. [23:12] <&Hebizuka> *Which she lets you do.* [23:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Sure, I'll buy that for 134 P$. That fine with you? [23:14] <Jonah> Yup yup. We'd like three burgers and five green teas. [23:14] <Jonah> Leaving us with 34 to spend. You two want to splurge a little more? [23:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Nah, thanks. [23:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] That'll be 100 P$, so here's your 34! [23:17] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 34 P$ [23:17] <&Hebizuka> *The merchant distributes the food and cups of tea on a nearby table, in order to let you pick them up.* [23:18] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Hamburger. 279kcal - [Quantity: 3] [23:18] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Cup of green tea. 0kcal - Strength+10% for 5 turns - [Quantity: 5] [23:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] So, who will eat what? [23:19] * Jonah pockets the 34 into her pouch, before bringing out the delicious cookies for dessert. [23:20] <Jonah> We each get a burger and six cookies, more if we want to finish off the pizza too. [23:20] <Jonah> As for drinks - I'd say we save some for later, so one for Raider and one for you, Carolyn. [23:21] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 34 P$* [23:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I'll just be drinking, I'm not madly hungry. [23:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Can I have her share? I wouldn't say no to a second burger... [23:23] <Jonah> Yeah, if you want. I'll just give her my share later. [23:25] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn will be drinking one cup, Raider will be eating two burgers and one cup, and the rest (1 burger, 3 cups) is yours to take if you desire.* [23:25] * Jonah munches on two cookies to sate herself, and will be stashing the rest in Carolyn's backpack. [23:27] <&Hebizuka> *Those cookies were delicious!* [23:27] <&Hebizuka> *16 left in your box.* [23:27] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn stashes the remaining burger and tea in her pack.* [23:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Thank you, and don't hesitate to ask me if you want more! [23:32] <Jonah> We're good, I think! Thanks for your help! [23:33] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [23:36] <&Hebizuka> 256 rooms (+15), 27 kills, 0 SEs, 5 missions, 3 Amulets, 2312 P$ (+34), 0 Runs [23:36] <&Hebizuka> Score: 458pts (+15) [23:36] <&Hebizuka> Pos: 3rd [23:36] <&Hebizuka> *No combat today.* [23:37] <&Hebizuka> *No progress towards achievements today.* [23:37] <&Hebizuka> *That's it for now!*