Log:Session 63 (Meta, no ontology)

[15:05] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Kari. You have visited 17 rooms so far; the next special room is at the 35th. You are currently perfectly healthy ; no problems to report. When you're ready, !mrooms3 to begin.* [15:05] <Kari> !mrooms3 [15:05] <&Hebizuka> [ Kari ] Left door: 295 - Front door: 3544 - Right door: 1217 - Roomstyle: 380 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [15:06] <&Hebizuka> *Then as usual, pick your next door.* [15:07] * Kari was getting to that. [15:07] <Kari> 1217, Right we go! [15:08] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a washitsu, or in other words, a traditional Japanese-styled room, which is here in the Mazes what serves as housing for youkai. This time, there is nobody inside. You can see a heated table, a futon, a television (@whatsonTV), and a strange object in the corner.* [15:08] * Kari goes to check out the object, pays no mind to the TV or any other thing. [15:08] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A long pistol slide. Made of stainless steel, 39 cm long and contains a very long recoil spring. The left side indicates it's for a .454 caliber weapon. [15:09] <Kari> This can prove useful in the future... *pockets* [15:09] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 25.93/40 [15:10] <Kari> Right, is that it~? [15:10] <&Hebizuka> *If you're done, you may leave whenever you wish with !mrooms3.* [15:10] <Kari> !mrooms3 [15:10] <&Hebizuka> [ Kari ] Left door: 328 - Front door: 4521 - Right door: 2078 - Roomstyle: 447 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:11] <Kari> 328, left! *runs off* [15:11] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is nothing at all here...* [15:12] <Kari> Maybe, just maybe I ought to reload my gun, thinking about it. [15:12] <&Hebizuka> *Reload which one?* [15:12] * Kari attempts to reload the one gun she has used, the Mosin Nagant? [15:13] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Mosin-Nagant: +3 FMJ rounds. Weapon now at [5/5, 5x FMJ]. [15:13] <&Hebizuka> *7.62x54mm R remaining in the backpack: 37.* [15:14] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/main] 25.78/40 [15:14] <Kari> Aaand carry on! [15:14] <Kari> !mrooms3 [15:14] <&Hebizuka> [ Kari ] Left door: 2688 - Front door: 1491 - Right door: 7166 - Roomstyle: 537 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:14] * Kari goes right. 7166! [15:15] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. There is an abandoned magazine on the floor, but you will have to get to this later, as a creature is also lurking here: a jaguar, specifically.* [15:16] <Kari> oh snap. [15:16] * Kari readies the just reloaded rifle! [15:16] <&Hebizuka> *The jaguar is not yet aware of you, but may notice you... What will you do?* [15:17] * Kari attempts to shoot it, with the nagant, in nowhere in particular. Twice. [15:18] <&Hebizuka> *By default your shots will be going towards the torso.* [15:18] <&Hebizuka> *The jaguar sees you and will attempt attacking you, teeth out and ready to maul.* [15:18] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Jaguar, You.* [15:18] <Kari> That's where they go, then!* [15:18] <&Hebizuka> *Jaguar's turn...* [15:18] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:18] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right leg [15:19] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:19] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [15:19] <&Hebizuka> *The jaguar narrowly misses, failing to bite your leg. He was off by a mere few centimeters.* [15:19] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may now roll.* [15:20] <Kari> @roll 2#2d6 [15:20] <MazeBot> Kari: 7;10 [15:21] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit, Hit.* [15:21] <&Hebizuka> *You successfully punctured the big feline, punishing it severely for its missed attack. So severely that it died pretty much instantly.* [15:21] <&Hebizuka> Kari [Mosin-Nagant] Jaguar [15:21] <Kari> That's what you get for trying to bite my GOOD leg. [15:22] <Kari> ... *reloads* [15:22] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [15:23] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Mosin-Nagant: +2 FMJ rounds. Weapon now at [5/5, 5x FMJ]. [15:23] <&Hebizuka> *7.62x54mm R remaining in the backpack: 35.* [15:24] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 25.68/40 [15:24] * Kari huffs proudly, and goes to check up on the magazine. [15:25] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Makarov PMM 12-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25+0.08 (0.33) - [8/12, 8x FMJ] [15:25] <&Hebizuka> *This magazine contains 9x18mm Makarov rounds.* [15:25] <Kari> Eh, I'll take it! *pocketpocket* [15:28] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 26.01/40 [15:29] <Kari> Soo... [15:30] <Kari> !mrooms3 [15:30] <&Hebizuka> [ Kari ] Left door: 3733 - Front door: 683 - Right door: 5826 - Roomstyle: 185 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [15:30] <Kari> 683! *soars onwards* [15:36] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a bar. The bartender is present - shotgun on the back as usual. There are two patrons there ; one wearing a grey camouflage uniform under many layers of armor and carrying a submachine gun, while the other wears marine camouflage clothing and seems unrelated to the other person, all while also carrying a submachine gun.* [15:36] <&Hebizuka> *Both are enjoying some sort of hot drink, presumably coffee or tea.* [15:38] <Kari> ... Well I don't really see any point sticking around.. but none the less... *approaches the bartender slowly with a wave* [15:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Bartender] Hi missus. Don't feel so intimidated and come on in. [15:39] <Kari> Sorry, It's my first time in a bar. I don't really know what to do. [15:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Bartender] Take a seat or a stool, and tell me what you'll have. [15:41] * Kari sits down on a stool, and looks utterly serious. "milk." [15:41] <&Hebizuka> *The two other patrons aren't talking to each other, and while grey-camo seems to ignore everyone, marine-camo is glancing at you.* [15:42] * Kari ignores them right back! [15:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Bartender] Milk it is. [15:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Bartender] That'll be 35. [15:44] * Kari spends like two minutes thinking if she even has money... then realizes she does, and pays while smiling with a blush "Sorry." [15:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Bartender] No harm, don't worry. [15:45] <&Hebizuka> *Money remaining: 263 P$* [15:45] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of milk. 334kcal [15:45] <&Hebizuka> *With that, he passes you a glass.* [15:46] * Kari sips it, is content. "I really like milk, thank you a lot." she speaks, then goes silent to enjoy. [15:48] <&Hebizuka> *All that can be heard is the radio, which is currently ...* [15:48] <&Hebizuka> @radio [15:48] <MazeBot> [Rap/Hip-hop] Massive Caliber 105.7 with DJ Carl "Ceezee" Zenger - http://bit.ly/1bXQZeO [15:48] <&Hebizuka> *...and it's the commercials right now.* [15:49] * Kari keeps drinking =w= [15:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Blue-camo] Hey, miss. *Trying to attract your attention.* [15:51] <Kari> Yes? [15:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Blue-camo] I don't want to be nosy, but you look a little lost. What's the matter? [15:58] <Kari> Eh, it's a complicated story. I have to admit. I don't really want to talk about it. [15:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Blue-camo] Fair enough, but if I may propose something, if you need someone to protect you, I could be that someone for the right price... [15:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Grey-camo] *Interjecting* You mercs are all the same. Freaks who are all about the money. [16:00] <~SU_Tempest> *The blue-camo person, who is apparently a mercenary, doesn't bother replying to that.* [16:00] <Kari> Thank you, but.. no thank you, mister. I've handled myself until now, and I've done so without any trouble. [16:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Merc] Fair enough, it's your call. [16:03] <Kari> Thank you, but no thank you. [16:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Grey-camo] Psh. [16:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Grey-camo] She'd be much better off in one of my units. [16:03] * Kari prepares to leave the bar, has gotten her milk, and is content. [16:04] <&Hebizuka> *The milk was fresh and tasty indeed.* [16:04] * Kari delicious =w= [16:04] <&Hebizuka> *You won't get hungry anytime soon.* [16:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Merc] Right, because joining the military is -such- a good idea. [16:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Merc] Maybe if you stopped trying to ask every last person who drops by here to enlist, I wouldn't think you are such a jack-ass. [16:05] * Kari ignores the bantering and just leaaaves~ [16:08] <&Hebizuka> *!mrooms3 when ready to go then.* [16:08] <Kari> !mrooms3 [16:08] <&Hebizuka> [ Kari ] Left door: 7058 - Front door: 1927 - Right door: 62 - Roomstyle: 56 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [16:08] * Kari heads to 62. Right [16:09] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside a library. No librarian appears to be present this time... And there is seemingly no-one else. You spot clothing on the floor.* [16:10] <Kari> *checks it out!* [16:11] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Military T-shirt, desert camo (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Good] [16:12] <Kari> Hmm.. tempting, but I have my awesome clothes already. [16:13] <Kari> !mrooms3 [16:13] <&Hebizuka> [ Kari ] Left door: 5156 - Front door: 4170 - Right door: 1229 - Roomstyle: 328 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [16:14] * Kari goes right again, 1229. [16:15] <&Hebizuka> *A laundry room, with its washing machines. Essentially a laundromat, really. Someone abandoned a weapon here...* [16:15] <Kari> Hmm...! *checks it out* [16:16] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Savage Arms/Stevens Model 67 shotgun | 12 gauge - Pump-action | No accessory | Internal tube, 4 rounds, +1 | Weight: 22 - [0+0/4, Empty] - Cond: Worn / Clns: Seized up [16:17] <Kari> Eh, not a big fan of shotguns... plus it's heavyyyy [16:17] <&Hebizuka> *And in a horrible shape.* [16:17] * Kari that too! [16:17] <Kari> !mrooms3 [16:17] <&Hebizuka> [ Kari ] Left door: 4959 - Front door: 2363 - Right door: 3273 - Roomstyle: 291 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:17] * Kari heads out 3273 [16:20] <&Hebizuka> *A mess hall, with its rows of long tables, and chairs. There is no-one here right now, though, apart from a strange being; it appears to be a halfling; specifically a fox-person, judging from the ears and tail - and is surprisingly carrying a sword!* [16:21] * Kari nods weakly. How peculiar. First time she sees one of... those. She shrugs a bit, and just... decides to ignore it :3 [16:22] <&Hebizuka> *The fox halfling has their sword at the ready, eyes locked on you. Looks like it's -not- ignoring you, but seeing as you don't look hostile, it lets you pass, silently.* [16:22] <&Hebizuka> *You can leave the room if you want to.* [16:23] <Kari> !mrooms3 [16:23] <&Hebizuka> [ Kari ] Left door: 6641 - Front door: 5518 - Right door: 710 - Roomstyle: 516 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:23] * Kari heads into 710. [16:24] <&Hebizuka> *A meeting office. You spot a weapon abandoned there, on the table.* [16:24] <Kari> Odd... *checks it out* [16:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Howa Type 89 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Burst3/Full | Bipod(I) | STANAG 30-round mag | Weight: 14 - [14+1/30, 15x FMJ] - Cond: Good / Clns: Dirty [16:28] <Kari> Not a big fan of assault rifles... plus, I don't have any ammo for it, it'd be a liability. [16:28] <Kari> !mrooms3 [16:28] <&Hebizuka> [ Kari ] Left door: 5558 - Front door: 6922 - Right door: 643 - Roomstyle: 466 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [16:28] * Kari goes front, 6922! [16:30] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Another weapon is there, and still not much else!* [16:30] * Kari inspects the gun! [16:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - IZHMASH PP-91 Kedr submachine gun | 9x18mm Makarov - Semi/Full | No accessory | Kedr 30-round extended mag, +1 | Weight: 5 - [16+1/30, 12x FMJ] - Cond: Excellent / Clns: Clean [16:33] * Kari holds it up... ponders a very long time... finally throws it into her backpack shamefully. [16:33] <&Hebizuka> *You can equip it instead, if you wish to. Equip, or confirm sparing it in the backpack?* [16:34] * Kari thought she already had a weapon in that spot... does so instead. [16:36] <&Hebizuka> *Class 2 weapon equipped!* [16:36] <Kari> Now to find some ammo for it! [16:36] <Kari> !mrooms3 [16:36] <&Hebizuka> [ Kari ] Left door: 2255 - Front door: 6366 - Right door: 3309 - Roomstyle: 15 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [16:37] * Kari hmmm... 2255! heads left! [16:39] <&Hebizuka> *You push open the door, climb up a stairway, open another door, then find yourself in an outside area. Suddenly it's fresh air and bright daytime skies in a plains environment... though the reminder you're still in the Mazes manifests itself, under the form of doorways, which can be seen a little farther away. You notice a white plastic box on the ground...* [16:39] <Kari> What's this... a box? What's a box doing here? Whose footprints are these? [16:39] * Kari checks out the box. [16:40] <&Hebizuka> =White box= [16:40] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 per item [16:40] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 per item [16:40] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 per item [16:40] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 per item [16:40] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 per item [16:40] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 per item [16:40] * Kari pockets! Pockets it all! [16:40] <&Hebizuka> *Bandages, in pristine condition. By taking all of them, you are now carrying a total of 10.* [16:40] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 26.61/40 [16:41] * Kari nods proudly, sets onward for high adventure! [16:42] <Kari> !mrooms3 [16:42] <&Hebizuka> [ Kari ] Left door: 2191 - Front door: 6397 - Right door: 3813 - Roomstyle: 180 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [16:42] * Kari heads left! 2191 [16:45] <&Hebizuka> *You head back down in the Mazes. You end up in a regular, featureless room, spotting a random human person there, wearing a tactical vest and carrying an old handgun.* [16:45] * Kari gives a polite wave! [16:46] <&Hebizuka> *Upon noticing you, you do notice this human person is male.* [16:46] <&Hebizuka> *You are treated to a smile and a thorough eyeballing.* [16:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Oh, hi there, young lady... What brings you around here? [16:46] <Kari> Oh, you know... adventure. [16:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Aah. So we are two. Seeking thrills, huh? [16:48] <Kari> I'm seeking answers, and a road back home. [16:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] I see, I see. What kind of questions are you asking yourself, then? [16:50] <Kari> Mostly 'how do I get home?,' but there are other things... where am I, how did I end up here, who are all those things I meet. Why is there a jaguar in a room with doors and absolutely nothing else... and why can't I wear panties with this skirt. [16:52] <~SU_Tempest> *The last detail seemed to rouse interest ; amusement, or excitation? You can't tell for sure other than that.* [16:53] * Kari shrugs, doesn't really care. [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] How lewd. So if I were to lift your skirt right now, I wouldn't find underwear, huh? So this is the kind of thrills you're looking for? [16:55] <Kari> I think you're missing the point. I'm not doing it by choice. [16:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Sure you're not.. *Smirk* [16:55] * Kari pout. [16:55] <Kari> I'll be leaving now. [16:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Hey, wait. You should try one of these. [16:55] * Kari hm? [16:55] <~SU_Tempest> *He hands you an object, which is...* [16:56] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Red pill - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [16:56] <Kari> Thanks, but no thanks. Mommy always told me to not take candy from strangers. [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Except that isn't candy. And I'm not a stranger, you can call me Roy. [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] But please, try it. You'll love it! [16:57] <Kari> Okay then, Roy. By my own judgment I think it's a really bad idea to take medicine from people I don't know who seem interested in what's beneath my skirt. [16:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Hey now, you brought it up. [16:59] <Kari> It's because you asked what questions I want answers to. [16:59] <Kari> Either case, thank you, Roy, but I'm not interested in ... that. [17:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Big shame, honey. Big shame. But it's your call, I won't force you... Unless you're into that. [17:01] <Kari> Not really my deal. [17:01] * Kari bows politely and attempts to leave [17:01] <&Hebizuka> *Which he lets you, though you know he'd like it otherwise.* [17:02] * Kari may be a masochist, but isn't into people she can't trust to rely on a safe word. [17:02] <Kari> !mrooms3 [17:02] <&Hebizuka> [ Kari ] Left door: 3782 - Front door: 2732 - Right door: 4262 - Roomstyle: 205 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:06] * Kari heads 2732! [17:07] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside an office. There, the workspace has four desks, each one with a computer. There is also a printer, a lot of office clutter, and a tactical vest, presumably abandoned or unattended to.* [17:08] * Kari peeks around, and checks out the vest, and compares it with her own [17:09] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) TacFighter T4/Shotgunner: Capacity 6 units + Ammo 1 (3 mags only, max tier: Medium), Ammo 2 (Shotgun shells only, max 21) [17:11] * Kari shrug~! Proceeds to go away. Ain't got no time for foolguns. [17:11] <Kari> !mrooms3 [17:11] <&Hebizuka> [ Kari ] Left door: 1164 - Front door: 3470 - Right door: 3428 - Roomstyle: 298 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [17:13] * Kari heads to left, 1164 [17:17] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A group of coyotes can be seen inhabiting the room, searching the corners fruitlessly for food. There are three of the creatures.* [17:18] * Kari crap, not again... readies the nagant [17:19] <&Hebizuka> *What will you do this turn?* [17:20] * Kari aims at the closest one. with two bullets, one will fall. With the rifle, yeah. [17:23] <&Hebizuka> *The coyotes turn around and think it's going to be much funnier to attack you, so they come, all to try and take a bite out of you.* [17:23] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Coyotes (each), You.* [17:23] * Kari ssssshit [17:23] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote #1...* [17:23] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:23] <MazeBot> [EXTREMITY] Left foot [17:23] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:23] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *The canine's teeth snap at the air but fail to hit you.* [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote #2...* [17:24] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:24] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left leg [17:24] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:24] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [17:25] <&Hebizuka> *This one succeeds, digging its teeth in your unprotected, naked leg. The results are predictable: it hurts (though less than you thought it would), it bleeds, and it's going to bleed more.* [17:25] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote #3...* [17:25] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:25] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [17:25] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:25] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 2 [17:26] <&Hebizuka> *Critical failure. This one tried to jump and bite you. Oh, at jumping, it succeeded! So much that he jumped OVER you and landed headfirst in the wall. [17:26] <&Hebizuka> *The third coyote severely hurt itself.* [17:26] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn, at last. Your target is Coyote #1. You may roll now.* [17:26] <Kari> What a bloody tosser, that is. [17:27] <Kari> @roll 2#2d6 [17:27] <MazeBot> Kari: 6;4 [17:27] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Miss, Miss.* [17:27] <&Hebizuka> *That is probably not good news.* [17:27] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [17:28] * Kari was too busy staring at the moron coyote to really aim, I guess [17:28] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What is your next move?* [17:29] * Kari repeats the action, aiming for a coyote's stomach. Not the one on the floor, though. Two shots [17:31] <&Hebizuka> *The third coyote seems not too bright, and the hit didn't make it any wiser. It is not attacking this turn. The other two growl and bark at you some more, and will both try to bite you again.* [17:31] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Coyotes #1 and #2, You.* [17:31] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote #1...* [17:31] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:31] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right shoulder [17:31] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:31] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [17:31] <&Hebizuka> *It jumps and tries to nab your shoulder, but fails.* [17:31] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote #2...* [17:31] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:31] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [17:31] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:31] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [17:32] <&Hebizuka> *The other one just manages to bump his head against your stomach for no damage, forgetting to bite.* [17:32] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [17:33] <Kari> @roll 2#2d6 [17:33] <MazeBot> Kari: 4;5 [17:33] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Miss, Miss.* [17:34] <&Hebizuka> *Either these are incredibly rare ghost-coyotes, or you are really not aiming well. Whatever the reason is, it does not matter; there are still three surviving coyotes.* [17:34] <&Hebizuka> *And your leg is still dripping red. [17:35] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2...* [17:35] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What is your next move?* [17:38] * Kari idly ponders her chances, and then ponders a bit, wondering if she can pull out a pistol instead. If so she wishes to use her colt.... and shoot some more. [17:38] <&Hebizuka> *You can certainly switch to this weapon instead if you wish. Which target and how many shots?* [17:41] * Kari aims at the one who bit her leg, and shoots it twice. no general place, so the stomach [17:41] <&Hebizuka> *Aiming at Coyote #2.* [17:42] <&Hebizuka> *The third one regained its senses, and will try to claw you. The other two are relentless and continue trying to bite you. [17:42] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: You, Coyotes.* [17:42] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll first.* [17:43] <Kari> @roll 2#2d6 [17:43] <MazeBot> Kari: 8;9 [17:43] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit, Hit.* [17:43] <Kari> "fuck you fuck you" [17:44] <&Hebizuka> *You've injected two .45 caliber slugs into your canine target, who yelps and howls in pain as a result. It did a lot of damage - not enough for a kill, but you are certain that coyote felt it and felt it bad.* [17:45] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote #1...* [17:45] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:45] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left elbow [17:45] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:45] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [17:46] <&Hebizuka> *Your unprotected, naked arm is a tasty target for biting, and your elbow is on the receiving end of a coyote's teeth, this time. It hurts a fair bit, but the coyote has failed to pierce the skin and thus failed to cause an open wound or any bleeding, thankfully.* [17:47] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote #2...* [17:47] <&Hebizuka> *It seems your shots have de-stabilized the creature.* [17:47] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:47] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [17:47] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:47] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [17:48] <&Hebizuka> *It tries to attack you but fails entirely to even hit.* [17:48] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote #3...* [17:48] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:48] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left elbow [17:48] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:48] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [17:48] <&Hebizuka> *Claws are swung where you were just bit, but they don't even hit.* [17:48] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3. Your leg is still bleeding.* [17:48] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 4. What is your next move?* [17:49] * Kari "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" *guess I shoot the uninjured one, thrice. because fuck that one in particular.* [17:52] <Kari> @roll 3#2d6 [17:52] <MazeBot> Kari: 5;8;8 [17:52] * Kari HITTING KEYS IS HARD) [17:52] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Miss, Hit, Hit.* [17:53] <&Hebizuka> *More violent howling of pain and despair. They're not tender with you, but they like your shots even less.* [17:53] <&Hebizuka> *The first coyote isn't dead either, but your opponents are now all heavily injured.* [17:54] <&Hebizuka> *Then you notice that half the coyote's underside is missing. You did so much damage to the hungry canine that you destroyed its body. It would attack you, but it quite suddenly drops dead.* [17:54] <&Hebizuka> Kari [Colt M1911A1] Coyote [B] [17:55] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote #1's turn is cancelled; creature is dead.* [17:55] * Kari is happy. Is clueless as to how this makes sense. but 2 half dead coyotes trying to bite your shins off is less than 3 [17:56] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote #2...* [17:57] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:57] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [17:57] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:57] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [17:58] <&Hebizuka> *The second coyote manages to bite you in the stomach, but your stab-proof vest is in the way, and not only does it prevent you from suffering another wound, but it did so easily, and reduced the amount of pain the bite would have caused.* [17:58] <&Hebizuka> *Well, it's not magical. It still stings a fair bit. But the vest saved you.* [17:58] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote #3...* [17:58] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:58] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right leg [17:58] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:58] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [17:59] <&Hebizuka> *The third coyote, on the other hand, bites your OTHER leg. It still pretty much a dumb coyote because it fails to bite hard enough to make you bleed. Still hurts, but it's better than another wound.* [17:59] <Kari> GOD DAMN IT WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE FUCKING LEGS [18:00] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4.* [18:00] <&Hebizuka> *Blood is still trickling out of your wound, ever so slowly.* [18:00] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 5. What is your next move?* [18:01] * Kari is gonna need to take an aspirin soon... quickly ponders how many shots are left in her colt, lost track. [18:01] <&Hebizuka> *You've fired your 1911 5 times, so far.* [18:02] * Kari in that case shoots Coyofuck nr 2 twice. fuck you too. [18:03] <&Hebizuka> *None the wiser, the coyotes will continue to try and bite you.* [18:03] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Coyotes, You. This time they're faster.* [18:06] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote #2...* [18:07] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:07] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [18:07] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [18:07] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3 [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *Failure to hit. Again.* [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote #3...* [18:07] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:07] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [18:07] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [18:07] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [18:08] <&Hebizuka> *"Coyofuck" number three bit you in the stomach, where your stab vest is in the way. Just as before (you'd think they'd learn), teeth meets tough kevlar and fails to do more than a small, nasty sting.* [18:08] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [18:09] <Kari> @roll 2#2d6 [18:09] <MazeBot> Kari: 9;6 [18:10] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit, Miss.* [18:10] <&Hebizuka> *Only one of your two rounds hit, but that's more than enough to put the coyote #2 down.* [18:10] <&Hebizuka> Kari [Colt M1911A1] Coyote [B] [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *This weapon is now empty!* [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 5. Only one of them is still alive.* [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *And you're still bleeding slowly.* [18:12] <&Hebizuka> *Next move?* [18:12] * Kari 's next move is to use the Nagant's last round in the retardyote. [18:13] <&Hebizuka> *"Retardyote" will try biting you, yet again.* [18:13] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Coyote, You.* [18:13] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote's turn...* [18:13] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:13] <MazeBot> [EXTREMITY] Left foot [18:13] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [18:13] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [18:15] <&Hebizuka> *Oh, the foot. How original. It succeeds at gnawing it, too, and unlike last times, it hurts and causes damage! Your left foot is now wounded, your shoe is also slightly damaged in the process (condition still good, though), and of course, more pain for the course.* [18:15] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [18:17] * Kari "WHY ALWAYS THE LEGS OH GOD MY FOOT HURTS SO BAD FUCK" [18:17] <Kari> @roll 2d6 [18:17] <MazeBot> Kari: 6 [18:17] * Kari "fffffffffffffuck!" [18:17] <&Hebizuka> *Miss. And your Mosin is also now empty.* [18:18] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 6. Now you're bleeding from two places at once, none of which are related to the period.* [18:18] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 7. Next move?* [18:19] * Kari no time for female fertility jokes, damn it! Did the sub machine gun have ammo in it? [18:20] <&Hebizuka> *16 rounds plus one in the chamber.* [18:21] * Kari shoots that coyote with... say five? Fuck that coyote. [18:24] <&Hebizuka> *Shoot in semi-auto or full-auto?* [18:25] * Kari whichever allows 5 rounds? [18:25] <&Hebizuka> (Both do.) [18:25] * Kari really? Could've sworn only one did... Semi it is [18:27] <&Hebizuka> *The coyote will try, yet again, to bite you.* [18:27] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Coyote, You.* [18:27] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote's turn...* [18:27] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:27] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [18:27] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [18:27] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [18:27] <&Hebizuka> *And another bite in the vest. That's starting to really hurt, all those bites. You're in noticeable pain now.* [18:28] <Kari> @roll 5#2d6 [18:28] <MazeBot> Kari: 9;6;3;7;3 [18:28] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: Hit, Miss, Miss, Hit, Miss.* [18:28] <&Hebizuka> *Total 2/5 hits* [18:30] <&Hebizuka> *You manage to shove two more rounds in the already battered coyote's hide, whose existence critically ends due to meat destruction more than due to pain.* [18:31] * Kari tries to stop her own bleeding :< [18:31] <&Hebizuka> Kari [PP-91 Kedr] Coyote [B] [18:31] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (7 turns)* [18:33] <&Hebizuka> *You can use bandages to treat your own wounds.* [18:34] <&Hebizuka> *Consume 2 bandages to treat both?* [18:35] * Kari yes, and then kiss my foot better :< [18:36] <&Hebizuka> *A few moments later, your leg and foot have both been wrapped in bandages, which stopped the bleeding.* [18:36] <&Hebizuka> *You now have 8 left.* [18:36] * Kari sits and sulks because it hurts a lot. [18:36] * Kari reloads her guns while at it. [18:36] <&Hebizuka> *You are in pain, indeed.* [18:36] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Mosin-Nagant: +5 FMJ rounds. Now at [5/5, 5x FMJ] [18:37] * Kari and the colt too. [18:37] <&Hebizuka> *7.62x54mm R FMJ remaining: 30* [18:37] <&Hebizuka> *No spare ammo (.45 ACP) for the M1911A1, but you have suitable full magazines instead. Swap mags?* [18:40] * Kari doesn't change ammo for it! [18:43] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Colt M1911A1, swapped mags. [0/7] in backpack, [7/7] in gun. Gun now at [6+1/7, 7x FMJ]. [18:44] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 26.02/40 [18:44] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [18:45] <&Hebizuka> 30 rooms (+13), 5 kills (+4), 0 SEs, 1 mission, 0 Amulets, 263 P$ (-35), 0 Runs [18:45] <&Hebizuka> Score: 53pts (+21) [18:46] <&Hebizuka> Position: 11th (+2) [18:46] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [18:46] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 7/14 [18:46] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 7/14 [18:46] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [18:46] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 8/17 [18:47] <&Hebizuka> =Achievement progress= [18:47] <&Hebizuka> Conventional rifle kills: 2 (+1) - 8 more until badge [18:47] <&Hebizuka> Pistol kills: 2 (+2) - 8 more until badge [18:48] <&Hebizuka> Submachine gun kills: 1 (+1) - 9 more until badge [18:48] <&Hebizuka> *That's it for now*