Log:Session 94 (Meta, no ontology)

[14:39] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Jonah. You have visited 311 rooms. Next special room at the 315th (4 rooms away). You are feeling perfectly healthy. Your allies aren't in the same situation; Carolyn suffers from high libido, and Raider seems okay, if a bit in pain. Ayako... ...is still Ayako. !mrooms3 to continue.* [14:42] <Jonah> So in conclusion, demons are a part of the Gods' plans, and pretty much whatever you do to them or with them short of actively joining them in heresy and blasphemy is okay. Also, front door. [14:42] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [14:42] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5856 - Front door: 1879 - Right door: 3669 - Roomstyle: 573 [14:45] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Not much to see here except for load-bearing gear.* [14:50] * Jonah frowns at the lack of reaction from Carolyn, but it was a bit too obvious a comment. She says nothing else as she checks the gear - with any luck it'll be filled with something. [14:50] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Leg rig) Tactical pistolier rig: Capacity 0 units + Ammo (3 pistol mags only, max tier: Small, max mag capacity: 20 rounds) [14:52] <Jonah> If nobody else wants it, I'm strapping this on. Any objections, you three? [14:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Ayako doesn't react. Carolyn and Raider both shrug and let you take it.* [14:53] <&Hebizuka> *Your left rig is an utility rig - as such you have no choice but to strap this on your right leg. Do so?* [14:55] <Jonah> *Or I could move my utility rig to my right leg, and strap it to my left. Which will make grabbing stuff from the utility rig easier - cross-carries are only good for swords and courier bags.* [14:57] <&Hebizuka> *Tactical Pistolier rig worn.* [14:58] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [14:58] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 348 - Front door: 6156 - Right door: 880 - Roomstyle: 374 [14:58] <Jonah> :et [14:58] <Jonah> Let's keep going. Front door. [15:04] <&Hebizuka> *A grassy, featureless room. You witness an unique case of monster in-fighting; two kamaitachi, the wicked youkai and sickle-clawed weasels, ganging up against a baby crocodile.* [15:09] <Jonah> @cover [15:09] <MazeBot> A metallic container (Health: 40, LDV modifier: -3. AC Eqv: Kevlar-3. Pass-through threshold: 10+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.50) [15:09] <Jonah> Fuck it, let's see how this plays out. To the cover! [15:11] <&Hebizuka> *Cover taking rolls -- You: Auto-success, Carolyn: PASS, Raider: PASS, Ayako: PASS* [15:11] <&Hebizuka> *Miraculously enough, all of you maintain stealth.* [15:12] <&Hebizuka> *You could act this turn before the other creatures get the chance to.* [15:12] <Jonah> So, here's our plan. We do nothing and let the three of them kill each other. [15:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Then we mop up the survivors. [15:13] <Jonah> I was thinking more like, 'peacefully sneak out once they lick their wounds and move on.' [15:14] <Jonah> More seriously, I still have three potatoes in my backpack. Anybody want to eat while we wait? [15:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Not hungry. [15:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Me neither. [15:15] <&Hebizuka> *Pass the turn?* [15:19] <Jonah> *Yes.* [15:20] <&Hebizuka> *All of you follow suit and watch the opposing creatures duke it out.* [15:20] <&Hebizuka> *The kamaitachi duo attempt clawing the crocodile. The saurian tries defending itself by biting the first that comes at him...* [15:21] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Kamai2, Kamai1, Baby croc* [15:21] <&Hebizuka> *Kamaitachi #2...* [15:21] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:21] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [15:21] <&Hebizuka> *Closest equivalent: Front right limb* [15:21] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:21] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [15:22] <&Hebizuka> *The baby saurian receives a claw in the leg, but it doesn't seem like it hurt him a lot... Though it did serve to open a wound.* [15:23] <&Hebizuka> *Kamaitachi #1...* [15:23] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:23] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [15:23] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:23] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3 [15:23] <&Hebizuka> *The other youkai weasel follows suit, but misses.* [15:23] <&Hebizuka> *Baby croc's turn...* [15:23] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:23] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [15:23] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:23] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [15:24] <&Hebizuka> *The kamaitachi dearly pays the price of trying to stab the crocodile... by being bitten. Hard.* [15:25] <&Hebizuka> *The 2nd kamaitachi receives a bad wound to the body, and starts losing an incredibly unhealthy amount of blood.* [15:25] <&Hebizuka> *...for the creature's size at least.* [15:25] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn1.* [15:26] <&Hebizuka> *The second sickle-weasel and the baby crocodile bleed... at varying rates.* [15:26] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [15:26] * Jonah is gonna stretch a bit, and reload the Protecta with buckshot rounds from her vest. [15:27] <Jonah> *To full capacity, of course.* [15:28] <&Hebizuka> *To reload to full, 2 shells are required, which only require one turn. Do so?* [15:29] <Jonah> *Yesm.* [15:29] <&Hebizuka> *You refill the Protecta as described, with two shells of full power buckshot.* [15:30] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge buckshot remaining in vest: 64* [15:32] <&Hebizuka> *Your allies have decided not to do anything else, simply watching the ongoing feats of wildlife.* [15:32] <&Hebizuka> *Thus, allowing the creatures to keep hacking at each other.* [15:32] <&Hebizuka> *Both kamaitachi repeat their previous attempts at sickle-clawing.* [15:32] <&Hebizuka> *The baby croc attempts crunching #2 in its maw.* [15:33] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Kamai1, Kamai2, BabyCroc.* [15:33] <&Hebizuka> *Kamaitachi #1...*ù [15:33] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:33] <MazeBot> [LOWER BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [15:33] <&Hebizuka> *Closest equivalent: Tail* [15:33] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:33] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [15:33] <&Hebizuka> *The baby croc is stabbed in the tail... ow! (The tail counts, however, as a limb)* [15:34] * Jonah adopts a dumb country accent in the meantime, and tries her hand at narrating the fight. "And we see 'ere that the baby crocodile, tho' wifout 'is mum, is still a fierce contender wen fighting for its life. But wif two, count 'em two weasel-hunters after it, it's not looking too good for the poor thing." [15:35] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile receives another wound in the process, but holds the line!* [15:35] <&Hebizuka> *Kamai #2...* [15:35] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:35] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left shoulder [15:35] <&Hebizuka> *Closest equivalent: Front left limb* [15:35] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:35] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [15:35] <&Hebizuka> *And it's a miss.* [15:35] <&Hebizuka> *Baby croc...* [15:35] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:35] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [15:36] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:36] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [15:36] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile fails to bite down on #2...* [15:36] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [15:36] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. Next move?* [15:38] <Jonah> "The little babe 'ere does have the hard, rough leather that all crocs do of course, but he's still growing into the gun-resistant armor that make its ancestors so damned fright'neng. It has to use its littleness to its advantage, bobbing and weaving to get those mighty jaws around its enemy's neck." [15:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I have the feeling my life expectancy is shrinking. [15:39] <Jonah> "'Course, the weasels outnumber the croc, and are some of the fastest predators under the Mazelights. They'll be eating well, I wager." [15:39] * Jonah continues to do nothing of note. [15:40] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn wants to "help" nature with a grenade, but waits for your approval to do so.* [15:40] <Jonah> No. Nooooooo. You're still super horny, I can actually smell it now. [15:41] <Jonah> The last time you threw a grenade you missed and kicked the bucket. Let's just root for the baby croc. [15:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Come on, Jonah. We're rotting ourselves in here, why aren't we flattening those things and moving on? [15:42] <Jonah> Because in /my/ world those fucking weasels are capable of instantly decapitating people and I like my heads right where they are, thank you very much. [15:43] <Jonah> Also I have no faith in thrown explosives anymore. [15:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn pouts, but utters a 'fine', and passes her turn.* [15:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Again, the creatures resume their fighting.* [15:45] <&Hebizuka> *The wicked youkai keep trying to claw, and the baby croc attempts bite-crunching #1.* [15:45] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Kamai1, BabyCroc, Kamai2.* [15:45] <&Hebizuka> *Kamaitachi #1...* [15:45] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:45] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left leg [15:45] <&Hebizuka> *Closest equivalent: Rear left limb* [15:45] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:45] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [15:45] <&Hebizuka> *Miss.* [15:45] <&Hebizuka> *Baby croc...* [15:45] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:45] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [15:45] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:45] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 11 [15:46] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile catches and bites down HARD on his attacker, crunching it in its maw.* [15:47] <&Hebizuka> *It didn't kill the kamaitachi, but it apparently broke something, as you distinctly hear the sound of bone getting snapped.* [15:48] <Jonah> See? Right there? I don't want to deal with a fast scythe-wielding weasel that can survive getting manhandled by a size-appropriate croc. [15:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] It doesn't look like it appreciated... [15:49] <&Hebizuka> *Kamaitachi #2...* [15:49] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:49] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left shoulder [15:49] <&Hebizuka> *Closest equivalent: Front left limb* [15:49] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:49] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [15:49] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile gets stabbed again, receiving yet another open wound.* [15:49] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3. All creatures deserving bleeding are bleeding...* [15:50] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 4. Next move?* [15:50] <Jonah> *Still passing.* [15:54] <&Hebizuka> *Your team follows suit.* [15:54] <&Hebizuka> *The infighting slowest massacre continues!* [15:55] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: BabyCroc, Kamai1, Kamai2* [15:55] <&Hebizuka> *Baby saurian's turn...* [15:55] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:55] <MazeBot> [LOWER BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [15:55] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:55] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [15:55] <&Hebizuka> *The crocodile fails to repeat its biting feat on #2.* [15:55] <&Hebizuka> *Kamai 1...* [15:55] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:55] <MazeBot> [WEAK POINT] Genitals [15:56] <&Hebizuka> *Closest equivalent; Main body (can't exactly target something that isn't visible)* [15:56] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:56] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [15:56] <&Hebizuka> *Even with that, the sickle-weasel fails.* [15:56] <&Hebizuka> *Kamai 2...* [15:56] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:56] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [15:56] <&Hebizuka> *Closest equivalent: Front right limb* [15:56] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:56] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [15:57] <&Hebizuka> *And a complete failure across the board for this turn.* [15:57] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4.* [15:57] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 5...* [15:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I've had enough of this shit... [15:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Me too. Let's put an end to this. [15:59] <&Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [16:00] <Jonah> It's been half a minute at most, how are you guys this impatient? Just let at least one of the things die on its own accord first. [16:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I have the sensation it's been far too long. Let's get out of here already. [16:02] <Jonah> I'd rather not waste ammunition. [16:02] <Jonah> *Pass.* [16:02] <&Hebizuka> *Raider decides to attack anyway, aiming at Kamai #2 and attempting two shots. Carolyn draws her Glock, and follows suit against #1 - with three rounds.* [16:03] <&Hebizuka> *Despite the opposing creatures being now aware of your teammates' presence... they just want to keep hacking at the croc.* [16:03] <&Hebizuka> *And the croc to defend itself by biting #2.* [16:04] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Carolyn, Kamai1, Raider, BabyCroc, Kamai 2.* [16:04] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn's turn...* [16:05] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [16:05] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6;4;8 [16:05] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Miss, Miss, Hit.* [16:06] <&Hebizuka> *One hit, but one was more than enough, as that single round seems to have killed Kamaitachi #1 immediately!* [16:07] <&Hebizuka> Carolyn Knight [Glock 17] Kamaitachi [16:07] <&Hebizuka> *Raider's turn...* [16:07] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [16:07] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6;5 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> *Raider surprised himself and didn't expect the recoil to be so stout.* [16:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] God damn hot loads! [16:08] <&Hebizuka> *Two misses, as such.* [16:08] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile gets a shot to attack #2!* [16:08] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:08] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left arm [16:08] <&Hebizuka> *Eqv: Front left limb* [16:08] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [16:08] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 9 [16:09] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile bites incredibly hard, and causes Kamai #2 to pass out in pain.* [16:09] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight - no more capable opponents (5 turns)* [16:10] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile continues biting the crap out of the second kamaitachi, unhindered by having to be accurate now that it has passed out.* [16:10] <&Hebizuka> Baby crocodile [Bite] Kamaitachi [16:11] <&Hebizuka> *The fight seems over for good... and the little saurian is still bleeding from three different points, but continues to stand tough. He doesn't seem... hostile towards you.* [16:12] <Jonah_> Baby crocs are asskickers. Everyone ready to go? [16:12] <&Hebizuka> *The crocodile wobbles towards you, then just flops on the floor before you. Carolyn looks frightened.* [16:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh gods, it's going to bite us. [16:13] <Jonah> It thinks you're its ma. Poor thing's woozy. [16:14] * Jonah sighs, and takes out three bandages - as well as one cookie to bribe it. Feeding the baby crocodile crocodile meat sounds like a bad idea all around. [16:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Hold on, what are you even doing? [16:15] <Jonah> I'm going to bandage it. What does it look like? [16:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] *sigh* You didn't want to fight to conserve resources, and now you want to waste medical supplies on a CROCODILE? [16:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] What is WRONG with you? [16:17] <Jonah> The crocodile's no longer an enemy for one, and for two it's terribly adorable. [16:17] <Jonah> Besides, they're /bandages./ We have enough to spare. [16:18] <Jonah> It's not like I'm dosing it with merbromin or morphine. [16:18] <~SU_Tempest> *The merc glares at you for a few seconds, before silently deciding to reload everything that needs reloading.* [16:19] <~SU_Tempest> *He sets down his backpack and begins.* [16:20] * Jonah shrugs right back, before slowly approaching the croc with a fistful of bandages and a cookie in the other. "Gods, I'm probably gonna get bit and die from this." [16:21] <&Hebizuka> *The crocodile munches and swallows the cookie happily, and pretty much lets you manipulate him as much as needed for the bandaging.* [16:22] <&Hebizuka> *You burn through 3 bandages to close up all of the wounds. You have 2 left.* [16:22] <&Hebizuka> *It looks like that baby crocodile is friendly to you.* [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I can't believe it. I really can't. [16:22] <Jonah> Yeah, look at you, all bandaged and badass and shit. [16:23] <Jonah> No one's gonna mess with you /now./ "Oh shit, a baby croc that can bandage itself we're all doomed." [16:23] <Jonah> I'll keep it a secret if you do. [16:23] <Jonah> Come on, you did most of the work, you should get the spoils. [16:24] * Jonah goes up to the dead kamaitachis, and sees if there's any meat to butcher off of them. [16:24] <&Hebizuka> *There is. Butcher them?* [16:24] <Jonah> *Hell yes.* [16:24] <Jonah> And what can you not believe, Carolyn? [16:24] <&Hebizuka> *You cut up the small creatures. You harvest the following...* [16:26] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Raw game meat, kamaitachi - 126+1d126 - 25% Nausea (3 turns) - [Quantity: 8] [16:29] <Jonah> Hmph. You're pretty tired, so I don't want to get you sick. [16:29] <Jonah> Carolyn, Raider, drop all your meat. I'm gonna cook it now. [16:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] You do realize I carry crocodile meat, right? I hope you don't plan to feed that thing with it. [16:30] <Jonah> That'd be super gross and horrid. No. [16:30] <Jonah> I just want to use one shell for this instead of multiple incendiaries. [16:30] <Jonah> It'll still /look/ different from the weasel-meat, so we just set it all on fire and sort it out later. [16:31] <&Hebizuka> *Your allies drop the following:* [16:31] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn* [16:31] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Raw game meat, Aer Dragon - 126+1d126 - 25% Nausea (3 turns), Strength +20% for 2 turns - [Quantity: 10] [16:31] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Raw game meat, crocodile - 126+1d126 - 25% Nausea (3 turns) - [Quantity: 10] [16:31] <&Hebizuka> *Raider* [16:31] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Raw game meat, crocodile - 126+1d126 - 25% Nausea (3 turns) - [Quantity: 5] [16:33] * Jonah drops her crocodile meat as well, and shoves all the food into one giant pile. The smell of blood and protein would be overpowering to any poor vegan that wandered in. [16:33] <Jonah> *I would like to replace the first shell of the Protecta with an incendiary slug.* [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *Done.* [16:34] <&Hebizuka> [<< 1 I-Slug, 11 Buck] [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *In backpack: 4 incendiary slugs, 90 buckshot.* [16:34] <Jonah> *Pile of meat, Protecta, one shot.* [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *No need to roll for this. Fire?* [16:34] <Jonah> *Fire awaaaaay.* [16:35] <Jonah> There is no way this is going to work. [16:36] <&Hebizuka> *The incendiary slug -destroys- the majority of the meat... and sets on fire the rest. 11 random pieces of meat have been destroyed! (2 pieces of croc meat and 9 pieces of Aer Dragon meat are gone).* [16:36] <&Hebizuka> *The fire spreads and engulfs the entire pile of meat.* [16:36] <&Hebizuka> *You see on the floor the following:* [16:37] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Cooked game meat, Aer Dragon - 0,9*(126+1d126), Strength +20% for 2 turns - [Quantity: 1] [16:37] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Cooked game meat, crocodile - 0,9*(126+1d126) - [Quantity: 15] [16:41] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Cooked game meat, kamaitachi - 0,9*(126+1d126) - [Quantity: 8] [16:44] * Jonah grabs the kamaitachi meat first and foremost, and gives the baby croc 4 haphazardly charred pieces thereof. Half the spoils, as befitting the MVP! [16:45] <&Hebizuka> *Which the little saurian happily consumes.* [16:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Uh, can we take back the meat that wasn't destroyed?* [16:47] * Jonah pops the same buckshot shell she had taken out earlier of the Protecta and slots it back in, before chowing down on a piece of croc. [16:47] <Jonah> Absolutely. I like this little asskicker but I'm not worshipping it. Help me get this stuff into our backpacks. [16:48] <Jonah> And then I wanna see if it'll come with us on our wild ride. [16:49] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge buckshot in backpack: 89* [16:53] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn re-takes the last piece of Aer Dragon meat, as well as 10 pieces of cooked croc. Raider takes back his four pieces of cooked croc as well.* [16:55] <&Hebizuka> *You feel you didn't need to eat it, but it's delicious anyway.* [16:55] * Jonah shoves in the three pieces of kamaitachi into her pack, leaving only the bones and skins of those damned youkai behind. [16:56] <Jonah> "That was fun~! And now to business." Jonah gets into a crouch, and gently pets the little saurian on its little saurian head. "You probably don't understand me, but wanna come with? You gotta eat lots to grow big and strong, you know? Then you could beat up a thousand weasels every day." [16:57] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/main] 47.74/60 [17:00] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile replies by (affectionately) biting your hand. Not enough to be combat damage, but just enough to sting.* [17:01] <Jonah> Good! Very good! We need asskickers on this team, and you're the best baby croc for miles around. [17:01] <Jonah> Raider, Carolyn, do either of you have a stock of good crocodile pet names? [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] ...Uh [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] You seriously plan to bring him along? [17:04] <Jonah> Why not? It's a badass, and if it lives long enough I'll be able to /ride him into battle./ [17:05] * Jonah keeps carefully mum on the fact that as a melee creature, it'll also draw fire in a worst case scenario. She doesn't want to spook the croc, after all. [17:06] <Jonah> If neither of you have an idea I'll just call him Asskicker. [17:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Asskicker it is then... [17:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'll pass. Name's good as any. [17:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Can we move on now? [17:07] <Jonah> Alrighty then. Welcome to the group, Asskicker! [17:07] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:07] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 7439 - Front door: 7117 - Right door: 730 - Roomstyle: 79 [17:08] * Jonah has a shiteating grin on her face as she carefully guides Asskicker - and the rest of the group - to the front door. [17:16] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room, with only one door ahead. A Maze Lieutenant is in the room, alongside a subordinate Maze Soldier. The lieutenant carries a sniper rifle, and the soldier, an assault rifle.* [17:16] <~SU_Tempest> [MzLt] ...and like I said, it's the only way to get to that point. You -have- to tell her you need her, and keep acting until she gives in. [17:16] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Geez. Are they all as complicated? [17:17] <~SU_Tempest> [MzLt] What can I say. Some people are like that. [17:20] <Jonah> Er - tell who you need her? [17:20] * Jonah calls out calmly and slowly, thanking gods above that Ayako's transformed. [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> *The soldiers turn, suddenly realizing they're not alone anymore.* [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Ayako plays statue. Again.* [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> [MzLt] Um, excuse me, this is a private conversation. [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] L-Lieutenant? CROCODILE! [17:21] <Jonah> WAIT NO HE'S WITH US! [17:22] <&Hebizuka> *Asskicker comes through, running towards the soldiers overly affectively. Naturally, they don't see it like that. They see a creature trying to bite them instead.* [17:22] <Jonah> AHHH NO ASSKICKER STOP! [17:22] <&Hebizuka> *The lieutenant is about to draw his handgun and dump five rounds into the baby crocodile - will you attempt anything?* [17:22] <Jonah> *Given Ninja Speed, am I allowed to just run /faster/ than Asskicker and pick him up?* [17:23] <&Hebizuka> *That won't stop the Soldier from opening fire.* [17:23] <Jonah> *That's fine. I'll take the hit instead.* [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *No, what I mean to say is that -no-, you can't just run up to Asskicker and pick him up or take the hit for him.* [17:26] <&Hebizuka> *You could however attempt engaging the soldiers if you desire to, in an attempt to stop them from attacking him...* [17:26] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. What will be your move?* [17:27] <Jonah> *I have a syringe of Lorazepam in my main pouches. I'm going to run into melee and attempt to inject the soldier with it.* [17:29] <&Hebizuka> *This counts as an attack.* [17:30] <&Hebizuka> *In the confusion, your teammates are unsure as to what to do, and even the subordinate Soldier has no idea how to react to this!* [17:30] <&Hebizuka> *The only ones acting this turn are you, the lieutenant, and the crocodile...* [17:30] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Asskicker, You, Lieutenant.* [17:31] <&Hebizuka> *Baby saurian's turn...* [17:31] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:31] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [17:31] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:31] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [17:31] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile's overly amorous attitude leads to him trying to bite the Lieutenant's arm... but he misses.* [17:31] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [17:31] <Jonah> @roll 2d6 [17:32] <MazeBot> Jonah: 8 [17:33] <&Hebizuka> *You stab the lieutenant with a solid dose of lorazepam... * [17:34] <&Hebizuka> [Vest/main] 5/7 [17:34] <&Hebizuka> *The officer succumbs to the need to sleep, and drops on the floor.* [17:35] <Jonah> Don't shoot, it was just lorazepam, he'll be /perfectly fine!/ [17:35] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight - no more capable combatants. (1 turn)* [17:35] <&Hebizuka> *Asskicker flops right onto the downed Lieutenant's head, as if he was a comfortable pillow.* [17:35] <&Hebizuka> *The Lieutenant snores.* [17:35] <&Hebizuka> *The Soldier is completely dumbfounded.* [17:36] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Wow, this... this is the first time I've ever seen a friendly crocodile. [17:36] * Jonah proceeds to ignore both and pick up Asskicker, hugging him close to her chest before glaring at it. "No chasing strangers, Asskicker! You could have gotten /hurt."/ [17:37] <Jonah> Wait - are friendly crocs that rare? [17:37] <Jonah> I mean, they're just like any other animal. Some are assholes and some are asskickers. [17:37] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile is LATCHED onto the Lieutenant'sh elmet, and refuses to be picked up.* [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Completely unheard of, you mean! We usually see them as threats, and with good reason... This defies logic! [17:38] * Jonah begins crying crocodile tears as the baby crocodile seemingly moves onto the new hotness. "Asskicker, are you abandoning me? Have you found a better owner?" [17:39] <Jonah> Wait, wait - how does 'friendly wildlife animal' defy logic? [17:39] <Jonah> You just bandage 'em if they're hurt and bribe with their favorite food. [17:39] <Jonah> And it's just a baby. His mom probably got offed somewhere, since he was alone. Of course he'll latch onto something else. [17:40] <Jonah> Carolyn, Raider, back me up on this. You were both there and were more exasperated than awed. [17:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] No, he's right. It's virtually unheard of. [17:42] <~SU_Tempest> *The asleep lieutenant's helmet seems to be way too comfortable for the mini-saurian.* [17:42] <Jonah> You people are just way too quick to kill anything that moves. [17:43] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] What can I say? It's literally in our job description... [17:43] * Jonah sighs, before getting on all fours and gently nudging the mini-saurian with her /own/ way better helmet. [17:43] <&Hebizuka> *Which happens to be of the same model as the Lieutenant's. Asskicker decides to be lazy and doesn't budge.* [17:43] <Jonah> Come on, Asskicker, don't abandon me after all those good times we had, like cooking meat and eating meat /together./ [17:44] <Jonah> Nuts. [17:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] He's with us since all of thirty seconds. [17:44] <Jonah> I have the sensation it's been far too long. [17:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] *Glare* [17:45] * Jonah innocently grins and turns back to the soldier. [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Um... I'm going to drag my superior out of here. With or without that crocodile. We should move out and so should you guys... [17:46] <Jonah> So, uh. Since I don't want your boss to wake up with Asskicker on his head, and we have the same helmet model... do you mind if I just switch with him while he's knocked out? [17:46] <Jonah> Er - duly noted, I'll get him off ASAP, but why should we move out? [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Nono, it's fine, we'll handle this! -I'll- handle this! I always wanted a pet anyway. [17:47] <Jonah> Is there going to be an engagement with the activists - hey, Asskicker's mine! [17:47] <Jonah> You can't just take a pet like that! [17:47] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] I dunno about you, but he looks happy where he is. [17:48] * Jonah reaches into her backpack and pulls out another slice of kamaitachi, gently waving it in front of Asskicker's face. [17:49] <~SU_Tempest> *The wily little saurian gnaws it... and remains latched onto the lieutenant.* [17:49] <Jonah> Sneaky little bugger. [17:49] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn can't help but chuckle at this.* [17:49] <Jonah> Well, I still have another dose of lorazepam. Let me just dig it out of my backpack. [17:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hey, Soldier. Can you tell us your Lieutenant's name and unit? [17:50] * Jonah keeps one hand on Asskicker's body, gently rubbing and petting it to keep him sated and calm. [17:51] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Sure. He's Lieutenant Wayne Mossman, Regular Forces 7th Company, 2nd Platoon leader. [17:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] And his phone number would be?... [17:52] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] His phone-.. Oh! Oh um. I think it's... 2-101-7200. Yeah. That should be it. [17:53] <Jonah_> Carolyn, are you seriously about to suggest I just /call/ to check up on Asskicker? [17:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] All right. And -yes-, Jonah. Would you like to be the first person in the Mazes to have pushed a high ranking officer to have a pet, of a species known for being usually hostile? That'd be -great publicity-. [17:53] <Jonah_> Because I /have/ another dose or lorazepam right here. [17:53] <Jonah_> No. Nooooo no no no no no. [17:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I'm sure Mr. Private here can ensure he's well-treated. [17:54] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier nod-nod-nods.* [17:54] <Jonah_> Great publicity is the exact opposite of what I want when we're about to deal with Prisca and her /rampage of vengeance./ [17:54] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] I promise we'll take good care of him! [17:54] <Jonah> I already get enough crap thanks to the Constestant bullshit, don't take this away from me Carolyn. [17:54] <Jonah> I'll /cry./ [17:55] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Wait, Contestant? [17:55] <Jonah> I shouldn't have mentioned that. [17:56] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] No, no no, don't take it the wrong way! [17:56] * Jonah cries ugly, ugly tears as she shows off the three amulets she's currently collected. [17:56] <Jonah> Yeah, I'm the Contestant - and there's a right way to take it? [17:56] <Jonah> I thought everyone would be gunning after the Contestant. Wasn't that part of the prophecy? [17:57] <Jonah> Everybody keeps tabs so that they can, I 'unno, manipulate her and use her for publicity stunts. [17:57] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] I'm not sure what that old story said but one thing's sure, I don't mind one bit... All I ask is if you'd please let me have this little critter! [17:58] * Jonah shoots him the biggest death glare she possibly could, before turning back to Carolyn, who's probably enjoying her leader's suffering, the jerk. [17:59] <Jonah> You get one more argument to convince me to abandon Asskicker to the cruel, standardized military regime, and otherwise I'll just dose it with Lorazepam and we'll keep going. [18:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Come on. This soldier isn't a bad guy. We've arguably met worse assholes and killers out there. Here you have a member of the so called "cruel, standardized" institution asking you if he can have a pet. If that isn't adorable I don't know what is! [18:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You are a paladin, aren't you? Surely you want other people to be happy for the greater good (and to preserve our collective butts from crocodile bites). [18:02] <Jonah> In an ideal world, you'd be completely right. [18:02] <Jonah> I am, unfortunately, the worst paladin ever. [18:02] * Jonah then attempts to inject the sunbathing, mellow Asskicker with a shot of Lorazepam. [18:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Come on. Show me you at least want to improve. He'll be -safe and -- ... dammit. [18:04] <&Hebizuka> *Asskicker receives a shot of Lorazepam as well. He's sound asleep.* [18:05] <~SU_Tempest> *Cue the shrine maiden facepalming* [18:06] <Jonah> I /did/ say you only got one argument. Sorry, Carolyn. [18:06] * Jonah gently cradles Asskicker in her arms, before settling him on her own SPECTRA model helmet. She keeps one hand on the croc to keep him from falling, before smiling apologetically at the soldier. [18:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I'm starting to question what I'm doing with you. [18:07] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Aww. [18:07] <Jonah> Sorry, but finders keepers. But I'm sure you'll find a croc of your own. [18:07] <Jonah> You'll want to approach it cautiously, and make sure to have a lot of meat on you. [18:07] <Jonah> A show of power wouldn't be dmiss, but nothing to violent. Cooking said meat with an incendiary worked for Asskicker. [18:08] <Jonah> amiss* [18:08] <Jonah> too* [18:09] * Jonah frowns as a wiggling doubt creeps up in her, forcing her to compromise. [18:10] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier just sits down beside his asleep leader, waiting for him to wake up.* [18:10] <Jonah> "And, uhm - don't get your hopes up, but if I run out of funds and food to take care of him, you'll be the first one I look for, okay?" [18:10] <Jonah> "Being the Contestant pays like shit." [18:11] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] No, it's okay, I guess. I'll make do. You guys should get on your way... Wouldn't want to be there when the Lieutenant wakes up. [18:11] <Jonah> ...Sorry. We'll be going now. [18:11] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [18:11] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 1804 - Roomstyle: 546 [18:11] <Jonah> Everyone, come on. [18:12] <&Hebizuka> *With the ass-leep-kicker in tow, the team moves on...* [18:13] <&Hebizuka> *...inside a teleporting keypad room.* [18:14] <Jonah> ...Hospitals have libido-killers, right? [18:14] <Jonah> How expensive is that? [18:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I have no idea, but ANYTHING to get rid of this. [18:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] It's been screwing with - uh. um. My mind. Literally. [18:17] * Jonah just can't resist. "Anything, you say~?" [18:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] NOT INCLUDING SEXUAL FAVORS, YOU LECHEROUS PERVERT. [18:21] <Jonah> I was thinking more a kiss to get me to call the hospital. [18:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] ... [18:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] It better be on the cheek. [18:21] <Jonah> Swear to Gods. [18:22] <Jonah> I'm a paladin, I would never go against my word. [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Okay. But do it fast. [18:23] * Jonah is entirely way too cheery about the whole situation, as she prances over to the miko and presses her lips against the older woman's cheek. Quick and easy, simple and clean. [18:23] <~SU_Tempest> *You see a hint of reddening on those cheeks.* [18:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Now, call 9-2 fast. [18:25] <Jonah> "Wasn't too bad, was it?" Jonah asks, as she fishes out her phone to call. [18:25] <Jonah> 9 and 2 it is. [18:25] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] *dialing...* [18:25] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] Hello, you have reached the medical assistance emergency number. How may we assist you? [18:27] <Jonah> I need to know the room number of the closest hospital, please. [18:27] <Jonah> Man, I hope this doesn't set me back too much. I need to write Raider's next paycheck soon. [18:28] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] The closest hospital room is in Room 1277. Do you desire anything else? [18:28] <Jonah> No thank you. *Hang-up* [18:28] <Jonah> Room 1277 it is. Come on Carolyn, stay close~ [18:29] <Jonah> And you too, Raider. [18:29] <&Hebizuka> *Your mobile phone ran out of battery.* [18:29] <Jonah> ...Man, with five this is kinda cramp. [18:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ayako makes two thirds of that space! [18:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Not like the crocodile even counts. [18:31] <Jonah> Bah. I'll have you know that Asskicker is a fully fledged member of the team, with all the personal space privileges that entails. [18:31] <Jonah> Uhm - someone press 1277 for me, I can't reach around Ayako. [18:32] <&Hebizuka> *Raider tips the number, and sends the whole team...* [18:32] <&Hebizuka> *...as requested, inside the hospital room.* [18:33] * Jonah immediately heads towards the medic and the crazy-ass egg machine. [18:33] <Jonah> How much to cure libido, doc? [18:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Ahem. Which one of you needs a checkup? [18:35] * Jonah points to the prettiest lady in the room, of course. [18:35] <Jonah> Go on in, Carolyn. [18:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] All right. Check me up, doc. [18:38] <&Hebizuka> =Hospital room - Carolyn= [18:38] <&Hebizuka> Blood: 18.7/20 - 260 P$ to refill [18:38] <&Hebizuka> Libido: 60% - 600 P$ to cure [18:38] <&Hebizuka> Full healing costs: 860 P$ [18:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ahem, Jonah? I'm fully expecting you to pay for this. [18:41] <Jonah> ...So, if I can't quite afford the complete libido cure, can we bring it down to something more managable? [18:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Bullshit, you have enough! [18:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] No, sorry. It's down to 0%, or nothing. [18:42] <Jonah> Like, to, I dunno, 26% or something. [18:42] <Jonah> Nuts. [18:42] * Jonah harrumphs and hands over 860 P$. [18:45] <&Hebizuka> [Money] (In pouch) 1140 P$ remaining [18:45] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn is fully healed.* [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Finally... I can stop thinking or getting my mind polluted by those perverted thoughts... ugh. [18:45] <Jonah> I'm dying to know - were there any thoughts of me? [18:46] * Jonah tries to usher Raider into the egg machine as well. After all, he got mauled by a bear. [18:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Dammit, Jonah, I'M OKAY. Don't push me. I don't need any healing. [18:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] It appears he is correct... he's indeed in good health. [18:49] <Jonah> But - bear maul - whatever, I don't care anymore. [18:49] <Jonah> Nurse, before we go, can I see your wares? [18:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Lemme pull the list. [18:51] <&Hebizuka> =Hospital room- wares for sale= [18:51] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - May heal 1 damaged limb. Starts a healing effect, at a rate of 1 HP per turn, for up to 7 turns. Cannot heal disabled limbs. - Weight: 1 - [Quantity: 2] [18:51] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Pentobarbital - 50% chances of sudden death (100% if two pills or more are administered) - Weight: 0.1 [18:51] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Ecstasy - Pain sensitivity-10%, FT+1, Hallucinations, Suppressed hunger, for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 - [Quantity: 2] [18:51] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Amphetamines - Alertness increase, FT-1, Accelerated hunger, for 2d6 turns, +2d20 libido - Weight: 0.1 [18:51] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Epinephrine - Alertness increase, Forced wakefulness, Strength+10%, Pain sensitivity-10% for 4d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [18:51] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Universal antidote - Cures poisoning - Weight: 0.1 [18:51] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Cannabis joint (requires lighter or fire source to use) - Strength -20%, Pain sensitivity -10% for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [18:53] <Jonah> Quick question about the Pentobarbital. Does the effect work even if dissolved into a drink? [18:53] <Jonah> Or crushed into a powder and added to food, I suppose. [18:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Yes, it does still work, so long as the full quantity is still there and swallowed. I urge you not to use it on yourself, though... [18:55] <Jonah> That'd be a pretty elaborate form of suicide. I'll just buy another antidote, then. [18:55] <Jonah> And - oh, why not. The amphetamines, too. [18:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] *GLARE* [18:56] <Jonah> I want it for the accuracy increase I swear! [18:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Sure you do. [18:56] <Jonah> Carolyn. [18:56] <Jonah> Honey. [18:56] <Jonah> Love. [18:56] <Jonah> Dearest. [18:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] None of which I am! [18:56] <Jonah> I /already/ have two doses of yohimbine. [18:57] <Jonah> If I want to get instantly horny I don't need addicting drugs. [18:57] <Jonah> All I need is ~you~ [19:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] ...At the risk of paraphrasing someone... Gross. [19:02] <Jonah> Bah. You love me. [19:02] <Jonah> So, right - universal antidote and amphetamines are worth...? [19:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Respectively, 250 and 350. So, 600 for the two. [19:04] * Jonah gives up the other - wait. [19:04] <Jonah> Raider, remind me. When do I owe you your next paycheck? [19:04] <Jonah> And how much will you charge me? [19:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Ten rooms. And given the latest situation, I'm going to increase my rates to 800 for 40 rooms. [19:07] <Jonah> ...Well. Here's hoping I find a battery in ten rooms. [19:07] <Jonah> Or a bank. [19:07] <Jonah> I'll just buy the antidote, then. Drugs can wait for another day. [19:08] <Jonah> Actually wait belay that. [19:08] <Jonah> I can sell medicines to you, right ma'am? [19:08] <Jonah> Do you accept valuables as well? [19:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] The antidote is 200. [19:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Yes, we can appraise valuables... [19:10] * Jonah hands over both the golden pen in her backpack and the golden lighter in her vest. [19:10] <Jonah> How much for these? [19:12] <&Hebizuka> *Gold lighter appraised at 153 P$. Golden pen appraised at 553 P$. Can sell both items for 706 P$.* [19:18] <Jonah> How much will you pay for Cyanide? [19:18] <Jonah> Because I have two syringes looking for a good home. [19:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] 200 exactly. We can trade these for one antidote, clean. (How ironic) [19:20] <Jonah> Nah, I just want the credit. I already have three doses. [19:20] * Jonah hands over both gold items as well as one dosage of Cyanide. That should be over 800 P$, yes? [19:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Exactly 806 P$, yes. [19:21] <Jonah> Alright. And there's your next paycheck nice and secured, Raider. [19:22] <Jonah> Thanks for your help, Ma'am. [19:23] <&Hebizuka> *The nurse drops the money on the counter.* [19:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] In cash, was that right? [19:24] <Jonah> Er, no. I just want it in credit, if that's possible. [19:24] <Jonah> I can't carry that much in cash at the moment. [19:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] What would be your name? [19:24] <Jonah> Jonah. [19:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Okay, I've transferred 806 P$ to a hospital room credit at your name. [19:26] <&Hebizuka> [Vest/Main] 4.9/7 [19:26] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 46.44/60 [19:26] <Jonah> I feel a bit lighter already. Mind if we get a break, guys? [19:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Let go of that crocodile... [19:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] It's not going to do us any good if you drag him around. [19:27] <Jonah> That ship already sailed, Carolyn. Asskicker's sticking with us. [19:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Drop the crocodile, or I'm leaving this team. [19:30] <Jonah> The crocodile pisses you off /that/ much? [19:31] <Jonah> Why didn't you just say so, I would have left him with the Lieutanant Mossman! [19:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Yeah, he does. You're not exactly a paragon of good decisions. I've been through getting bitten, shot at, sexually aroused against my will, inappropriately touched, and far more, and I thank the Gods I haven't blown up at you yet. [19:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Let him go. Fuck's sake. [19:36] <Jonah> You... Carolyn, you do realize that even if I give Asskicker away, you're still going to get bitten, shot at, and probably sexually aroused against your will again. [19:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Exactly, let's talk about this. From now on, anytime you come up with a stupid decision like that, TELL ME BEFOREHAND. I'd like to weigh in on this team's decisions. And I'm sure Raider has a right to as well. [19:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'll just roll with the majority. I'm paid anyway. [19:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Word of advice though. If you want a majority to happen, make sure your golem buddy can talk... [19:40] <Jonah> Nods and shakes have been working well enough. But - Carolyn, why didn't you say anything before? With Asskicker, I took a bit of time to patch him up. You could have stopped me, or said something while I was going through the whole song and dance. [19:40] <Jonah> It's - I'm not blaming you. I want to listen to you - I /like/ listening to you. Just - was this the straw that broke your back? [20:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I finally get to think clearly and not feel like my head is corrupted by those horrible perverted thoughts. That's why I'm speaking my mind now. You let the damn croc go, or I'm the one who's going. [20:35] * Jonah glares at Carolyn, dirty tears beginning to well up, but she still takes the sleeping crocodile off the top of her head. [20:35] <Jonah> Okay. Miss nurse, can you help us here? Please call Lieutenant Mossman, phone number 2-101-7200, and tell him to pick up his pet Asskicker? And that if he doesn't want it, his subordinate can have it. [20:35] <Hebizuka> Checkout [20:36] <Hebizuka> 315 rooms (+4), 38 kills (+1), 0 SEs, 6 missions, 3 Amulets, 4035 P$ (-54), 0 Runs [20:36] <Hebizuka> Score: 566 pts (+5) [20:36] <Hebizuka> No changes to combat stats [20:36] <Hebizuka> No changes to achievements