Log:Session 97 (Meta, no ontology)

[13:06] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Tasia. You have visited 300 rooms. You're currently in a hub room, and you have not chosen your destination yet. You are healthy and feeling satiated. Your ally Telma Greenwell looks like she is okay. The hub has 3 directions to offer: Slots, Bank, and Special Stage. Select your next room.* [13:06] <Tasia> "Telma, how much space do you have in your pack?" [13:07] * Tasia stretches, limbering her fingers. [13:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] I'd say it's 3/5ths full, why? [13:08] <Tasia> "Do you feel like trying the 'Special Stage'?" [13:09] <Tasia> "I've been through it once before. I'm hoping that it offers decent rewards this time." [13:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] I have frankly no idea what it's about, but where you go, I'll go, boss. [13:09] <Tasia> "If nothing else, it's good combat practice." [13:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Ooh. Fighting, huh? I'm in. [13:10] * Tasia takes out a watermelon wedge and bag of peanut chocolates and scarfs them for an energy boost. [13:10] <Tasia> And to free up a -little- weight. [13:11] <Tasia> "Do you feel like a snack before we go?" [13:12] <~SU_Tempest> *These were delicious, even though you've had a bit of a hard time eating all of that - your stomach feels full already.* [13:13] * Tasia offers Telma a bag of popcorn or a sandwich, if she wants them. [13:13] <Tasia> "It helps to keep your energy up. Don't worry, I've got plenty of food in here." [13:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Oh sure, I appreciate. [13:14] <~SU_Tempest> *Your ally happily takes the sandwich and noms it down.* [13:15] <Tasia> "Ready?" [13:16] * Tasia heads for the Special Stage. [13:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Damn right I'm ready. [13:21] <&Hebizuka> *Moving on towards the chosen room. You leave the hub, and reach the Special Stage lobby, a dimly lit room where the only source of strong light is a computer monitor sitting on a desk, right next to the tubular elevator. There are three ways out.* [13:22] * Tasia approaches the monitor... [13:22] <&Hebizuka> [Computer] "Welcome to the Special Stage. Please select a challenge." [13:23] <&Hebizuka> *It offers an Easy, Normal, Hard and Very Hard option, but the Easy option is crossed out.* [13:23] * Tasia selects Normal! [13:26] <&Hebizuka> [Computer] "MazePot; a fight against four creatures in a row, with a randomly-selected handicap. Rewards: 1000 P$ + Random supply crate + SS Card Silver. Select?" [13:26] <Tasia> [x] Select! [13:27] * Tasia hopes the handicap isn't melee-only or some crap like that. [13:27] <&Hebizuka> *The elevator opens.* [13:28] * Tasia steps in, feeling ready. [13:29] <&Hebizuka> *Telma follows, and the elevator closes, taking you downwards.* [13:32] <&Hebizuka> *As you go downwards, a screen lights up on one of the elevator walls. It resembles a sort of video slot machine, and a button appears, asking you to press it to "roll your handicap".* [13:32] <&Hebizuka> *Please roll a 1d20.* [13:33] <Tasia> @roll 1d20 [13:33] <MazeBot> Tasia: 19 [13:33] * Tasia feels nervous about this... [13:34] <&Hebizuka> [Computer] "No Gun Pimping". At the exception of magazines, all manually-added weapon accessories on each of your currently equipped firearms, are forbidden. [13:35] <&Hebizuka> *Effects: ARX-160 reflex sight, laser sight, muzzle brake and bipod are removed. PP-19 Bizon reflex sight and silencer are removed. Infinity 1911SS muzzle brake, reflex sight and light are removed. Colt Anaconda scope is removed.* [13:35] <Tasia> "Bah! ...I guess it could be worse. Do I have to remove them, or just not use them?" [13:35] <&Hebizuka> (This is temporary, so no need to edit your sheet.) [13:35] <Tasia> "We'd better get these back when this is over." [13:36] <&Hebizuka> [Computer] Please detach all removable accessories from your firearms. [13:36] * Tasia sighs, heavy-hearted, but does so. [13:36] <&Hebizuka> [Computer] Then, place them in the bin. *A bin folds open from one of the elevator walls.* [13:36] <&Hebizuka> *Telma detaches the WA2000's scope and the Deagle's scope, binning them as well.* [13:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Don't worry, I got your back. We'll kick their ass. [13:37] * Tasia sets the accessories into the bin, carefully. [13:37] <&Hebizuka> *The elevator then stops, and opens, revealing the ceiling-less, sand-floor arena.* [13:38] <&Hebizuka> [Computer] Good luck. [13:38] <Tasia> "Uh, thanks." [13:38] <&Hebizuka> *There is no cover on either side of the arena.* [13:38] * Tasia goes forward, Lightning at the ready. [13:39] <&Hebizuka> *Telma draws the Desert Eagle, also ready.* [13:39] <&Hebizuka> *MazePot fight begins! The first creature leaves the shadows...* [13:40] <&Hebizuka> *An acidragon!* [13:40] <Tasia> "Holy fuck!" [13:41] <&Hebizuka> *The neon green draconic beast roars at you! Turn 1. What is your next move?* [13:41] * Tasia takes aim at its head, firing 10 shots from Lightning! [13:41] <&Hebizuka> *Fire mode?* [13:41] <Tasia> Full auto, why not. [13:41] <&Hebizuka> *Telma aims at the creature's chest and fires three times.* [13:42] <&Hebizuka> *The acidragon roars at Telma, and prepares to spit an acidblast at her! [13:42] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Telma, Acidragon, Tasia.* [13:42] <&Hebizuka> *Telma's turn...* [13:43] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [13:43] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8;12;8 [13:43] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, Critical hit, Hit.* [13:44] <&Hebizuka> *Critical hit: Telma has struck something, causing the dragon to be wounded with 100% certainty; the hit spilled out more blood than usual!* [13:45] <&Hebizuka> *The acidragon has been clearly hurt, but is far from being stopped. In fact, it seems to anger it more!* [13:46] <&Hebizuka> *Acidragon's turn..* [13:46] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [13:46] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [13:46] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [13:46] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [13:48] <&Hebizuka> *Telma is promptly struck in the stomach with a horrid acidic beam, which slams her on the floor. Telma's SRA Riot Vest condition is now Worn. Telma's Desert Eagle has caught some of the acidic beam and suffers structural damage... (Condition has fallen to Good).* [13:49] <&Hebizuka> *Fortunately she appears not to be too badly hurt. The plate inside of her vest has absorbed damage, but the vest itself has been severely burned by the acid beam. It will likely not survive more hits like these!* [13:49] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may now roll.* [13:49] <Tasia> @roll 10#2d6 [13:49] <MazeBot> Tasia: 10;12;5;9;5;12;11;6;6;8 [13:50] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Hit, Critical hit, Miss, Hit.* [13:51] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 5-8 - Deviation on Front Right leg: Miss, Critical hit, Hit, Miss.* [13:51] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 9-10 - Deviation on Front Left leg: Miss, Miss.* [13:52] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 5/10 - 3 to the head including 1 critical, 2 to the FR leg including 1 critical.* [13:54] <&Hebizuka> *Your hits cause the acidragon to keel over, one of the bullets striking the head has apparently gone right through a major artery, as it spills a major quantity of blood. The acidragon dies promptly, not up to resist AP rounds to the head.* [13:54] <&Hebizuka> Tasia ["Lightning"] Acidragon /H\ [13:54] <Tasia> "Telma! Are you okay?" [13:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] I'm all right, it hurt less than I thought... My vest took a hit though. [13:55] <&Hebizuka> *The second opponent immediately appears...* [13:55] <Tasia> "Ah, don't worry about your vest. We've got spares!" [13:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Watch out, the next one is coming... [13:55] <Tasia> "Glad you had it though, eh?" [13:56] <&Hebizuka> *A Tikbalang appears - a humanoid creature with the head of a horse, arms as thick and comically muscular as horse legs, but ending in huge fists rather than hooves.* [13:57] <Tasia> "Wow. That's an ugly customer." [13:57] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1...* [13:57] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [13:58] <Tasia> How well-protected does this thing look? [13:58] <&Hebizuka> *It has no armor, but the sheer amount of muscle would make you think he's roughly comparable to the dragon you just eliminated.* [13:59] * Tasia ponders.... eh! 8 shots full-auto to its head from Lightning, it worked last time! [13:59] <&Hebizuka> *Telma switches to the WA2000 and attempts dumping two shots to the chest.* [13:59] <Tasia> "I'm gonna shoot its ugly right off!" [14:00] <&Hebizuka> *The tikbalang rushes towards you, about to try to dropkick you. Which is positively scary.* [14:00] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Tikb, Tasia, Telma.* [14:00] <&Hebizuka> *Tikb's turn...* [14:00] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [14:00] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left arm [14:01] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [14:01] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [14:01] <&Hebizuka> *You watch as a huge hunk of man-horse muscle crashes mere inches away from you, having missed your arm and failing to hit you. Telma's face is a priceless mix of "holy shit" and "what the fuck was that?".* [14:01] <Tasia> @roll 8#2d6 [14:01] <MazeBot> Tasia: 5;3;10;6;5;6;8;7 [14:02] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Miss, Miss, Hit, Miss.* [14:02] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 5-8, deviation to the head: Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss.* [14:02] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 1/8 hits, 1 to the head.* [14:03] <Tasia> "It closed range too quickly!" [14:04] <&Hebizuka> *All you manage to put is ONE round of 5.56 AP to the horseman's head. While this won't make it headless nor horseless, this will certainly hurt. The tikbalang has survived the bullet to the head - but only just barely.* [14:04] * Tasia trusts that her battlemaid will have better luck. [14:04] <&Hebizuka> *Telma's turn...* [14:04] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [14:04] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7;4 [14:04] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit, Miss.* [14:05] <&Hebizuka> *The WA2000 sounds a lot louder and fires a much more powerful round. The lone shot that makes it to the tikbalang's chest is all what Telma needed to push it into the netherworld.* [14:06] <Tasia> "Whoo!" [14:06] <&Hebizuka> Telma [WA2000] Tikbalang [14:06] <&Hebizuka> *The next opponent immediately appears...* [14:09] <&Hebizuka> *A frost ant comes out of the shadows!* [14:09] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2...* [14:10] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What will you do?* [14:11] * Tasia puzzles a bit over the large, icy insect - and then fires another 8 shots at its center mass, still on full-auto. [14:13] <&Hebizuka> *Telma has a vicious idea. She switches to the GM-94 ; her grenade launcher, and fires one at the ant.* [14:13] <&Hebizuka> *The giant, ice-elemental ant charges you, going to try and leg-strike you.* [14:14] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Frost ant, Telma, You.* [14:14] <&Hebizuka> *Frost ant...* [14:14] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [14:14] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [14:14] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [14:14] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [14:15] <&Hebizuka> *The giant ant smashes one of its legs into your stomach. The Powered Combat Vest absorbs the damage and helps reduce the pain to something manageable.* [14:15] * Tasia oofs and stumbles back. [14:15] <&Hebizuka> *You did not suffer any injury or physical damage, against thanks to the vest. All the kick did was pushing you one or two steps backwards.* [14:16] <&Hebizuka> *Telma's turn...* [14:16] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [14:16] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [14:16] <&Hebizuka> *WHAM. Close-hit!* [14:17] <&Hebizuka> *What Telma hadn't calculated is that the frost ant, having charged towards you, is now on the same side as you. Which means not only the frost ant is on the receiving end of a fiery blast of doom and fire, but both of you suffer from the splash damage.* [14:18] <&Hebizuka> *However, the frost ant takes most of the damage. On top of being set on fire - which deals extra damage to an ice elemental - the creature took significant physical damage...* [14:19] <&Hebizuka> *This results, firstly and most importantly, in the giant ant being one-shot killed.* [14:19] <&Hebizuka> Telma [GM-94] Frost ant (T) [14:20] <&Hebizuka> *Then the shockwave comes, and strikes both yourself and Telma, setting both of you on fire and causing large amounts of Pain to Telma (less so to you, thanks to the PCV).* [14:20] * Tasia screams, "Drop and roll!" and does so herself! [14:21] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3 - can't drop and roll yet.* [14:21] <&Hebizuka> *Meanwhile, the fourth and last enemy appears.* [14:23] <&Hebizuka> *You are on fire! All of your clothes are suffering burn damage, and it hurts you!* [14:23] <&Hebizuka> *Same problem for Telma, who screams in pain.* [14:25] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 4. The final creature is a perverted dragon (of all things!). What will you do?* [14:25] * Tasia will attempt to extinguish the flame first! [14:26] <Tasia> "Telma, drop and roll!" [14:26] <&Hebizuka> *Stop drop and roll? This will take a whole turn and may leave you vulnerable. Confirm?* [14:26] <Tasia> ...Fuck. Okay, I'll hold the dragon off. [14:27] * Tasia decides to rally through the pain for a turn to fire at the dragon. [14:27] <&Hebizuka> *Telma drops and roll, and will spend the whole turn to put the fire out.* [14:27] <Tasia> 12 shots, full auto, at the head, with Lightning. [14:28] <&Hebizuka> *The p-dragon prepares to spit an energy beam at you...* [14:29] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: P-dragon, You.* [14:29] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [14:29] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3 [14:29] <&Hebizuka> *A black-and-red beam misses you by a wide margin; the dragon thankfully sucks at aiming.* [14:29] <&Hebizuka> *You have the distinct feeling you're GLAD this didn't hit you.* [14:29] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll.* [14:29] <Tasia> @roll 12#2d6 [14:29] <MazeBot> Tasia: 6;5;6;7;3;5;10;2;10;8;6;6 [14:30] <&Hebizuka> *No critical failure. (Cleanliness check passed)* [14:30] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss.* [14:31] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 5-8, deviation to the genitals: Miss, Miss, Hit, Miss* [14:31] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 9-12, deviation to the front left leg: Hit, Miss, Miss, Miss.* [14:32] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 2/12, 1 to the genitals,1 to the FL leg.* [14:35] <&Hebizuka> *The P-dragon has survived both rounds, despite being AP, despite one going right through a testicle.* [14:35] <&Hebizuka> *But bleeding from the crotch is hardly anything anyone will find pleasant. Dragon or not.* [14:35] <&Hebizuka> *The dragon emits a horrible, high-pitched squeal of pain and anger.* [14:35] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4.* [14:36] <&Hebizuka> *You're still on fire, and thus you take damage. Your clothes are getting burned.* [14:36] <&Hebizuka> *Telma is no longer on fire.* [14:36] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 5. What will you do?* [14:37] <Tasia> "Telma, finish it off!" [14:37] * Tasia will NOW roll on the ground and put the fire out. [14:39] <&Hebizuka> *Telma attempts aiming very carefully at the P-dragon's head, going for a single shot and making full use of the integrated bipod + Match rounds to achieve the highest accuracy she can...* [14:40] <&Hebizuka> *The P-dragon turns to Telma and attempts shooting his energy beam at her!* [14:40] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Dragon, Telma.* [14:40] <&Hebizuka> *Dragon's turn...* [14:40] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [14:40] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 9 [14:41] <&Hebizuka> *The battlemaid is struck by the energy beam. She does not appear to be hurt, but she appears to be badly affected by it. The terrible smell that emanates from the beam confirms it's a pheromone blast, and that your poor ally is struck with a bad case of unwanted libido.* [14:41] <&Hebizuka> *Which does disrupt Telma's accuracy somewhat.* [14:42] <&Hebizuka> *Telma's turn...* [14:43] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1#2d6 [14:43] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [14:43] <&Hebizuka> *Unfortunately, this is a miss. A very near miss. Had that beam not disrupted Telma, it would've been a hit.* [14:44] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 5. You are no longer on fire, the battlemaid's crotch is tenting visibly, and the perverted dragon is bleeding from the balls. If the situation wasn't as deadly as it sounds, it would be comical.* [14:45] * Tasia switches to Infinity and fires all ten rounds in its magazine at the dragon's head. [14:45] <&Hebizuka> *Telma also switches back to the Desert Eagle and empties her magazine into the dragon's chest.* [14:46] <&Hebizuka> *The P-dragon attempts to charge Telma, going to try and claw the crap out of her, thinking it can move in for the kill.* [14:46] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 6. Order this turn: You, Telma, P-Dragon.* [14:46] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll first.* [14:47] <Tasia> @roll 10#2d6 [14:47] <MazeBot> Tasia: 6;5;7;4;8;9;11;3;7;7 [14:47] <&Hebizuka> *Infinity's slide locks empty.* [14:48] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6: Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Hit, Hit* [14:48] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 7-10, deviation to FL leg: Hit, Miss, Miss, Miss.* [14:48] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 3/10 ; 2 to head, 1 to FL leg* [14:49] <&Hebizuka> *What good can two .45s to the head do? Well, when the .45s are AP, and the P-Dragon's toughness isn't as high as it looks, a lot of good, if by 'good', one means 'skull plugged and brain destroyed'.* [14:51] <&Hebizuka> Tasia ["Infinity"] Perverted dragon /H\ [14:51] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (6 turns)* [14:51] <&Hebizuka> *You have won the Special Stage: Normal event!* [14:52] * Tasia checks on Telma. "Hey, are you alright? You don't look so good." [14:52] <~SU_Tempest> *Telma clutches her stomach with one hand, and futilely tries to hide the hard-on she's afflicted with, with the other. Her facial expression is a mix of pain and embarrassment.* [14:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Urgh... I hate those creatures with a passion. Don't look at me, I feel real bad getting like that. [14:53] <&Hebizuka> *The elevator opens again.* [14:53] <Tasia> "I... don't have any painkillers on me, and this doesn't seem like the right sort of situation to offer to take care of the other problem for you." [14:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] It's alright, it's alright... Let's get outta here first. [14:54] * Tasia takes out her knife and goes to butcher the Acidragon. [14:54] <Tasia> "Just a sec.... dragon meat is probably valuable." [14:55] <Tasia> "I hope there's meds in the supply crate. You can go on ahead if you want." [14:55] <&Hebizuka> *Butcher the acidragon?* [14:55] <Tasia> Yes. [14:56] <&Hebizuka> *You do your best to cut up the creature into suitable chunks of meat using your knife. You harvest the following...* [14:57] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Raw game meat, acidragon - 126+1d126 kcal - 25% Nausea (3 turns) , Strength+20% (2 turns) - [Quantity: 56] [14:58] * Tasia takes 3 pieces and offers the rest to Telma if she wants it. [14:59] <&Hebizuka> *Telma packs up 20 pieces.* [14:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] I bet this stuff could get us sweet amounts of money... [14:59] <Tasia> "Okay, let's get the hell out of here." [15:00] <&Hebizuka> *She then proceeds to eat a chocolate bar, in order to free up backpack space.* [15:00] * Tasia heads for the elevator. [15:01] <&Hebizuka> *The bin opens up, letting you take and mount your accessories on your weapons.* [15:01] * Tasia happily does so, returning them to their former glory! [15:01] <&Hebizuka> *Telma follows suit.* [15:01] <&Hebizuka> *When that's done, the elevator closes and takes you back upwards.* [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> *The battlemaid looks awkward and tries to hide her shame.* [15:02] <Tasia> "Hey, it's fine. Don't worry about it." [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Hard not to... [15:02] <Tasia> "I mean... I'm not offended by it." [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Still... But thanks. I uh. I'll find a way to make that go away. [15:05] <Tasia> "Mmm, sure. If you want to. If you need me to lend a hand or anything, just let me know." [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> *She looks away, not sure if she should be embarrassed or relieved. The elevator ends it course and returns you inside the lobby. Your rewards are waiting there on the floor...* [15:07] * Tasia steps over to examine them. [15:12] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 1000 P$ [15:12] <&Hebizuka> [Supply crate] DEF-1 [15:12] <&Hebizuka> [Key item] SS Card Silver [15:14] * Tasia stops to reload her weapons (45 5.56AP rounds to Lightning, 11 .45 HP rounds to Infinity) [15:17] <&Hebizuka> *ARX-160 "Lightning": Magazine filled with 45x 5.56 NATO AP. Weapon is now at [51+1/60, 52x AP]* [15:17] * Tasia will drop... [15:17] <Tasia> [Weapon accessory] Rail adapter: A226 - Compatible with: SIG P226, SIG P226 Navy. Adds 1 light mount to the equipped weapon (X300U, APL and SCV4). [15:17] <&Hebizuka> *Custom 1911SS "Infinity": Magazine filled with 10x .45 ACP HP + 1x .45 ACP HP in the chamber. [10+1/10, 11x HP].* [15:18] <&Hebizuka> *5.56x45mm NATO, AP remaining in backpack: 109* [15:18] <&Hebizuka> *.45 ACP, HP remaining in backpack: 39* [15:18] <&Hebizuka> *Dropped the A226 rail adapter.* [15:18] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 112.74/115 [15:21] * Tasia fills her money pouch with 97 P$, then takes all the rest that will fit (226 P$) and offers Telma the rest, before popping the crate open. [15:24] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 2226 P$ (2000 in pouch, 226 in backpack)* [15:24] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/main] 115/115 [15:25] <&Hebizuka> *Telma grabs 250 P$, putting them in her pouch.* [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] It sucks but I can't carry more. There's 427 left on the floor.* [15:25] <&Hebizuka> -DEF-1 crate contents- [15:25] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - SPECTRA helmet - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Ballistic protective - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Brand new] [15:25] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Type-3 Kevlar vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Plate carrier - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Brand new] [15:25] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Handgear: Sap gloves. Protects the wearer's hands with a Kevlar-2 AC and Half melee damage. Weight: 1 [15:27] <Tasia> "You can take the gloves, right?" [15:28] * Tasia tosses down her boxes of 100 5.7x28mm ammunition to take another 100 P$ in exchange. [15:29] <&Hebizuka> *Dropped 100x 5.7x28mm FMJ.* [15:29] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried is now 2000 (pouch) +326 (pack).* [15:30] <&Hebizuka> *327 P$ left on the floor.* [15:31] * Tasia debates leaving the dragon meat behind... decides to keep it. [15:31] <Tasia> "It's a sad state of affairs when we have to leave money on the floor because it's not worth the room to carry..." [15:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Yeah... [15:32] <Tasia> "Are you feeling okay to keep going?" [15:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] No choice for now... [15:33] * Tasia helps Telma up and heads for a door... [15:33] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [15:33] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 504 - Front door: 6796 - Right door: 1629 - Roomstyle: 430 [15:33] <Tasia> ...the left one. [15:47] <&Hebizuka> *A bedroom, with furniture proving it is owned; a television (@whatsonTV), a @radio, a desk, a table, and a few chairs alongside the bed and the drawers.* [15:47] <&Hebizuka> *There is nobody in here.* [15:52] * Tasia takes a glance at the TV. [15:52] <Tasia> @whatsontv [15:52] <MazeBot> [Porn] Naughty Catfaces [15:52] <Tasia> "Oh my." [15:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Fuck's sake! [15:52] * Tasia giggles. [15:52] <Tasia> @radio [15:52] <MazeBot> [The news] News broadcast with human hosts [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Your maid ally turns the TV off immediately.* [15:53] * Tasia listens to the news reports - they might have something interesting. [15:55] <&Hebizuka> [News] "...with today's story; a brazen bank robbery has occurred recently, and not just any bank has been hit - it is one of the Rockwell banks, a famous family of high-profile bankers, that has been hit. Evidence points out that it is the work of the Grand Larceny Brotherhood, but that they have been aided by a mysterious new figure. We have our intrepid reporter Jonas, here with us in the studio. Jonas, tell us what you have found out." [15:56] <Tasia> "Fascinating." [15:56] <Tasia> "I wonder who could have done such a thing." [15:56] <&Hebizuka> [News] "-Well, Mick, I've conducted interviews, I've visited the sacked up bank and I've nearly gotten mugged by a bunch of angry gangsters, I can only conclude two things. One, that this bank robbery was done to hurt someone. Two, that his someone isn't just someone, but a whole group, specifically the Loggia crime family, whom had entrusted the Rockwells for safeguarding their riches. As we are all aware, that has been in vain." [15:57] <&Hebizuka> [News] "I could not get a hold of any GLB member, and most people deny their very existence, so it has been impossible for me to confirm who they are, or who this mysterious aide of theirs was." [15:57] <&Hebizuka> [News] "-Thank you Jonas. More as it develops..." [15:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Looks like we aren't famous Maze-wide yet... [16:00] <Tasia> "I don't know about you, but that suits me just fine. It's not really something that we -want- to be famous for." [16:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Heh. I'm surprised they haven't reported the death of the Loggia heads yet. [16:01] <Tasia> "Maybe the remnants of the family are covering it up." [16:02] <Tasia> "Shall we continue?" [16:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Yes, let's move on. [16:02] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [16:02] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 7418 - Front door: 412 - Right door: 460 - Roomstyle: 101 [16:02] * Tasia takes the front door. [16:02] <Tasia> "Try not to think too much about naughty catfaces, mmkay?" [16:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma]*Groan* [16:05] <&Hebizuka> *You enter toilets. Naturally the @toilets are usable, but one of the cabins is occupied - no way to tell by whom, just yet. You notice a weapon on the floor as well...* [16:06] * Tasia examines it, not sure it's worth taking. [16:06] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Smith & Wesson Model 610 revolver | 10mm Auto - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 5 - [3/6, 3x .40 FMJ] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [16:07] * Tasia leaves it where it is.... weird revolver that uses auto rounds, she doesn't see the point of it. [16:07] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 155 - Front door: 1583 - Right door: 3021 - Roomstyle: 245 [16:07] <Tasia> Left door [16:09] <&Hebizuka> *You are not interrupted by whomever is busy in one of the cabins, and thus may pass without problems.* [16:09] <&Hebizuka> *You go up a flight of stairs, reaching a regular, featureless room. There isn't much here, except for a small item.* [16:11] * Tasia peeks at said item. [16:12] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A memory card for cameras. With a total capacity of 256MB, it allows cameras to store up to 110 photos. - Weight: 0.1 [16:12] * Tasia can sacrifice 10 Parallars to make room for this! [16:13] <Tasia> Oh wait, I have room in my vest, [16:13] * Tasia puts the card into her vest. [16:14] <&Hebizuka> [Vest/Main] 7.34/8 [16:14] <&Hebizuka> *You may label this memory card as being #2.* [16:15] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [16:15] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 4890 - Front door: 1522 - Right door: 2476 - Roomstyle: 448 [16:15] <Tasia> Front door [16:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] I'm gonna be okay, I'm gonna be okay. It's starting to hurt less. [16:18] <&Hebizuka> *Another bedroom. This time it's an unoccupied one, so all there is, is the basic furniture; just a bed, desk, and drawers. There's also a big rifle on the bed.* [16:18] <Tasia> "Mmm, that's good. Remind me to get more medical supplies that are actually useful." [16:19] * Tasia takes some time to examine this large rifle... [16:19] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - AI AWSM sniper rifle | .338 Lapua Magnum - Bolt-action | M.Brake(I), Scope[Sniper](S) | AWSM 5-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [0+1/5, 1x FMJ] - Cond: Worn / Clns: Clean [16:20] <Tasia> Hmmm.... how much does the scope weigh? [16:21] <&Hebizuka> *1 unit if detached and taken alone.* [16:21] * Tasia tosses away her can of dried coconut and takes the scope in its place. [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] When we get to sell all of our shit? We're going to be SO RICH. [16:22] <Tasia> "I know, right? Well, more than we already are." [16:22] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [16:22] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 1710 - Front door: 2772 - Right door: 3508 - Roomstyle: 130 [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Oh. Right. Hahah. [16:23] * Tasia goes forward. [16:24] <&Hebizuka> *You get inside a shrine - which Telma views as her luck starting to run out, because being clearly horny inside a holy place is a bad idea. Thankfully, the shrine maiden isn't around. All there is here are the altar, and the omikuji dispensers.* [16:26] * Tasia goes up to a dispenser! [16:27] <&Hebizuka> *The dispenser requires 25 P$ to dispense you some fortune reading.* [16:27] * Tasia inserts the required coins. [16:27] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 2000 in pouch + 301 in pack.* [16:27] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 114.75/115 [16:27] <&Hebizuka> *You may now roll @omikuji once.* [16:28] <Tasia> @omikuji [16:28] <MazeBot> Possible blessing. [16:29] * Tasia shrugs, goes over to the donation box and drops 100p$ inside. [16:30] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 2000 in pouch + 201 in pack.* [16:30] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 113.75/115 [16:31] <&Hebizuka> *You've dropped the coins in the donation box.* [16:31] <&Hebizuka> *If only the miko was there...* [16:32] * Tasia ponders.... then goes up to the altar and decides to sacrifice! [16:32] <Tasia> [Weapon] Class 3 - Smith & Wesson Model 500 revolver | .500 S&W - Semi-auto | M. Brake(I) | Cylinder, 5 rounds | Weight: 5 - [5/5, 5x XAP] - Cond: Excellent / Clns: Clean [16:32] <Tasia> [Ammunition] .500 S&W, XAP, 15 rounds - Weight: 0.75 [16:32] <Tasia> Sacrificing this. [16:36] <&Hebizuka> *The 500 and the rounds of ammunition catch on holy fire, then disappear before your eyes in the flames!* [16:36] <&Hebizuka> *The Gods seem to be extremely pleased with your sacrifice!* [16:37] * Tasia prays. "Dear gods, I took this weapon from a villain and turned it over to you. Will you show me how you feel?" [16:37] <&Hebizuka> *You have the distinct sensation this was like an act of complete benefaction. For some odd reason.* [16:37] <&Hebizuka> *It seems that a prayer may be safe.* [16:38] <Tasia> @roll 2d6 [16:38] <MazeBot> Tasia: 7 [16:43] <&Hebizuka> *Prayer bonus: +3 points.* [16:44] <&Hebizuka> *You don't get a divine gift this time, but it looks like the gods are very pleased with you.* [16:44] <&Hebizuka> *You can't help but feel morally superior.* [16:44] <Tasia> "I suppose that blessing was indeed possible." [16:46] * Tasia grins broadly, and.... continues on. [16:46] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [16:46] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 279 - Front door: 192 - Right door: 2635 - Roomstyle: 58 [16:46] <Tasia> Front door. [16:49] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. The room appears to be completely empty.* [16:50] * Tasia shrugs and moves on. [16:52] <&Hebizuka> *Click!* [16:53] <&Hebizuka> *You've stepped on a trip button, triggering a trap.* [16:53] <&Hebizuka> *The room is starting to be filled with a strange gas. Strange, because it doesn't feel toxic or noxious. It instead makes you want to... laugh.* [16:53] <Tasia> "Ah - ahehehe~ I think this might be bad! hahaha!" [16:54] <&Hebizuka> *You're intoxicated with laughing gas along with your ally. You're both gripped with the uncontrollable desire to laugh your asses off.* [16:54] * Tasia twirls around and stumbles over nothing. [16:54] <~SU_Tempest> *Telma heartily giggles repeatedly for no reason.* [16:54] <Tasia> "Hey, maybe we should leave?" [16:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Ahahahah, yes, yes! We-heehee-we should leave! [16:55] <Tasia> "Pfffheheheheh." [16:55] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [16:55] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 5977 - Front door: 2343 - Right door: 4063 - Roomstyle: 30 [16:55] * Tasia sways through the front door, swirly-eyed. [16:57] <&Hebizuka> *The gas is screwing with your body - your muscles relax and you feel less strong, and you feel physically incapable of feeling any pain; at least as long as the effects last.* [16:58] <&Hebizuka> *A warehouse room. There are several crates and boxes of many sizes here. There might be stuff in some of them. Ahead of you is one door only.* [16:59] * Tasia kicks through the boxes, still giggling. [17:00] <&Hebizuka> *You uncover the following stuff!* [17:00] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Ammo belt, 7.62x54mm R, 100 rounds. For use with the TsNIITochMash PKP Pecheneg. - [56/100, 56x FMJ] - Weight: 1.5+2.8 (4.3) [17:00] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - May heal 1 damaged limb. Starts a healing effect, at a rate of 1 HP per turn, for up to 7 turns. Cannot heal disabled limbs. - Weight: 1 [17:00] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 - [Quantity: 6] [17:00] <&Hebizuka> *A few bent, empty tin cans which have rusted. Meaningless garbage.* [17:00] * Tasia grabs the bandages and FAK and stuffs them into her pack! [17:01] <&Hebizuka> *Now carrying a total of 2 FAKs and 7 bandages.* [17:01] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 109.6/115 [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Telma is giggling uncontrollably; she sounds like an overly drunk schoolgirl.* [17:02] * Tasia decides to take the ammo belt too, tries wearing it as an actual belt but it won't stay on. [17:03] <&Hebizuka> *The big metal box supposed to hold the ammo belt in, is a little clunky to wear.* [17:03] * Tasia stuffs it in her pack, however.... after swinging it around for no particular reason. [17:03] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 113.9/115 [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Wheeee! Heeheeheee... [17:04] <Tasia> "Hahahha! C'mon, let's see what's in the next room! Maybe it's more dragons!" [17:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] W-we should pfft-hahahah! Stop! Stahp! Stahp here I mean! Ahahah ... hahahaha we should take a break... A-a-ahahah-and wait this laughter out!... [17:05] <Tasia> "Ahh... yeah sure thing!" [17:06] <~SU_Tempest> *Wait for now?* [17:06] * Tasia drags over a pair of plastic crates to use as chairs, and waits. [17:06] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6.* [17:06] <Tasia> @roll 2d6 [17:06] <MazeBot> Tasia: 7 [17:08] <&Hebizuka> *24 turns pass. You trade giggles and laughter, and somewhat recover from the battles earlier in the special stage.* [17:08] <&Hebizuka> *The effects of the laughing gas eventually end, both of you are healed of your pain, and you return to normal. Well, mostly normal. Telma still has that hard-on.* [17:09] <&Hebizuka> *But as you wait, a shrine maiden enters the room!...* [17:10] * Tasia attempts to compose herself. "Good evening, miss." [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] Ah, hi there. What's going on here? [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> *Telma immediately crosses her legs and sits so that she doesn't obviously show her predicament.* [17:12] <Tasia> "Ah we're just catching our breath. Heh." [17:12] <Tasia> "There was a room back there full of laughing gas." [17:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] Ah, uh, I wasn't aware there was t-traps in the sector. *She seems nervous, you're not sure why.* [17:13] <Tasia> "Hey, is everything alright with you?" [17:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] Um, yes, yes! I'm alright, I'm just, uh, not used to seeing people here.... I- I guess. [17:14] <Tasia> "Well, if you say so... " [17:14] <Tasia> "We passed a shrine not too long ago and donated! Maybe it was yours." [17:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] W-what room number was it? [17:15] <Tasia> "It was.... 64... 52... I haven't the faintest idea." [17:15] <Tasia> "Sorry, my head's still a little wooy." [17:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] N-no sweat. Geez, trap rooms... They f-freak me out. [17:17] <Tasia> "Had a bad run-in with them before?" [17:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] Y-yep. I used to live in a sector where there were a few still active, and my shrine was a mere dozen rooms away from one of those gas traps. T-think it was the h-hallucinogen kind. So I got to have a lot of ... h-high visitors. [17:18] <Tasia> "Interesting!" [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] No, it-it's totally scary! I ran away after a few days because I c-couldn't stand it! Some were violent, too... [17:20] <Tasia> "Aww. Yeah, I suppose that I see your point." [17:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] S-so, um, uh... was I interrupting something?... [17:21] <Tasia> "Anyway, if you don't need anything - stay safe, okay?" [17:21] <Tasia> "Err, no. Not as such." [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] Oh! Well uh, okay. I'll leave you guys alone then. You girls stay safe too! [17:21] * Tasia waves. [17:22] <Tasia> "Telma, feeling up to it?" [17:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Telma] Guess we got no choice anyway. Let's roll. [17:23] * Tasia heads forward. [17:28] <&Hebizuka> Checkout (not counting room pass) [17:39] <&Hebizuka> 307 rooms (+7), 81 kills (+4), 0 SEs, 11 missions, 2 Amulets, 33557 P$ (+298), 0 Runs [17:39] <&Hebizuka> Score: 965 points (+18) [17:40] <&Hebizuka> =Stats today= [17:40] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 11/40 [17:40] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 11/40 (28%) [17:40] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [17:40] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 228/453 (50%) [17:40] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 15/29 (52%) [17:40] <&Hebizuka> Nades/rockets 1/2 (50%) [17:40] <&Hebizuka> Other attacks 0/1 (0%) [17:40] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 244/485 (50% accuracy) [17:40] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= [17:40] <&Hebizuka> Combat rifle +1 [17:40] <&Hebizuka> Pistol +1 [17:40] <&Hebizuka> Headshot kills +2