Log:V4 Session 47 (Meta, no ontology)

Oct 01 16:17:28 <Hebizuka> [Session start!] Oct 01 16:18:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _And here we go! Welcome back to the Mazes, Reina Miyako-Knight. You are currently inside of **Fort Silver**, the ghost town full of dragons. Your current location is Social Square, South Street 2. You have a skull fracture, and you stated last session that you wanted to leave - the exit is southwards. You are currently under a bouquet of secondary effects, and your Agility is currently +4, the maximum._ Oct 01 16:18:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, so I have a pounding fucking headache, I'm loaded with grenades when testicles were the only balls I ever played with my entire life, and I have the worst fucking caffiene cocktail in the /world/ pumping through my veins. Oct 01 16:19:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _As a result of being currently at Agi +4, you also have another IS tier -1._ Oct 01 16:20:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _This is the extreme speed effect, which means you are even faster in combat._ Oct 01 16:20:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _In any case, your only available directions are either North (further in), East (to the hiring bureau), or South (to the exit)._ Oct 01 16:21:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> South me up I'm fucking /gone./ Oct 01 16:22:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You enter South Street 3. The **Wyvern** that was roaming about is still here. You enter on Side 2, and the dragon is now on Side 1, on the opposite end._ Oct 01 16:23:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Combat mode is ON. Turn 1 begins._ Oct 01 16:24:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _As a reminder, if you want cover, you will need to check for it again since you're not on the same side of the room anymore._ Oct 01 16:24:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> I recall! Oct 01 16:24:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'm /fucking leaving./ Oct 01 16:25:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> No need to make an escape check, since it's pretty much automatically successful at Agi+4. You succeed. Oct 01 16:26:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _End of fight (1 turn) - you fled. I'm guessing you're going south again?_ Oct 01 16:26:14 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. Oct 01 16:27:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You run like the wind, blowing past the wyvern who, at this point, is going to wonder why a tanuki is repeatedly speeding past him without a fight._ Oct 01 16:28:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _South Street 4. The Dragon that lives here is still there, on side 1, with you on side 2. Combat mode ON, turn 1, etc._ Oct 01 16:28:07 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 16:28:07 <HashiBot> @cover Oct 01 16:28:07 <MazeBot> A dishwasher. (Health: 45, LDV modifier: -3. AC Eqv: A2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.50) Oct 01 16:28:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> And I'll be taking cover behind that. Oct 01 16:28:39 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Roll 2d6+Agi. Oct 01 16:29:09 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 16:29:09 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6+4 Oct 01 16:29:09 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 13:9+4 Oct 01 16:29:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> YEAH NOW YOU GIVE ME GOOD ROLLS WHEN I NEED IT. Oct 01 16:29:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Unsurprisingly, you succeed. Stealth is maintained, you're now behind cover, and you are the only one allowed to make a move this turn, since the dragon did not spot you._ Oct 01 16:30:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay. Grenades are stealth attacks, which is great. Oct 01 16:31:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> So let's start this off by dumping my first M26 grenade from my Belt and tossing it. Oct 01 16:32:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Alright, you may roll to attack once. You are Unskilled (FT+1) however, so mind the fact you need 9 or higher to hit._ Oct 01 16:33:07 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 16:33:08 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 Oct 01 16:33:08 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 8 Oct 01 16:33:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> F U C K Oct 01 16:33:28 <HashiBot> <Reina> HEAD INJUUURIIIIIEEEES Oct 01 16:33:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The grenade is tossed, but bounces at the last moment off to the side, where it explodes harmlessly. The dragon is startled, and looks as though the wake up was brutal._ Oct 01 16:33:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 1..._ Oct 01 16:34:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 2. The dragon is aware that something abnormal is going on, but stealth has been (hilariously) preserved._ Oct 01 16:34:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _What's your next move?_ Oct 01 16:35:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> Second grenade from my Vest. Oct 01 16:36:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Okay, you will toss another M26. Roll for one attack._ Oct 01 16:36:28 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 16:36:28 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 Oct 01 16:36:28 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 9 Oct 01 16:41:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The dragon sees the second grenade land beside him, and before he can react, it detonates..._ Oct 01 16:42:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> Just do me a favor and instantly die kthx. Oct 01 16:42:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> Let literally every single piece of shrapnel hit. Oct 01 16:48:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The grenade appears to have hurt the dragon significantly, although there doesn't seem to be -much- damage done to its body. In particular, the grenade seems to have failed to damage the creature's head. On the other hand, something looks like it **broke** inside of the dragon's abdomen, and the blast has caused multiple bleeding wounds to appear all over its legs, wings, and tail._ Oct 01 16:49:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Please roll a 1d18 Oct 01 16:49:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Er, scratch that. Oct 01 16:49:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> 1d19-1 Oct 01 16:49:29 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 16:49:30 <HashiBot> @roll 1d19-1 Oct 01 16:49:30 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 7:8-1 Oct 01 16:49:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> FUCKING ROLLS Oct 01 16:50:03 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: Oct 01 16:50:03 <HashiBot> @bodyaim Oct 01 16:50:03 <MazeBot> [Human] Stomach, lower back ; [Non-human] (UPPER) BODY group Oct 01 16:50:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _**7** shrapnel hit the dragon into the body as well..._ Oct 01 16:52:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It does look as though the shrapnel caused some significant additional pain, and that most of them were able to pierce through its thick body to cause extra bleeding wounds!_ Oct 01 16:52:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The dragon shrieks in sheer desperation!_ Oct 01 16:52:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'm going to be so fucking pissed if I don't get any salvagable meat from this fucker. Oct 01 16:53:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 2..._ Oct 01 16:53:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The effects of lemonade have ended. Your Agility has dropped back to +3. You've also lost the extreme speed effects._ Oct 01 16:54:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The dragon is bleeding from what looks like over a dozen different wounds, and is panicking because it cannot figure out where the threat is!_ Oct 01 16:54:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 3. Stealth is still preserved. What's your next move?_ Oct 01 16:54:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> Fuck it, I'll just throw the last grenade too, the MKII Grenade from my belt. I am not breaking stealth unless I absolutely have to. Oct 01 16:55:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Very well. Please roll **a 2d6** for a single attack._ Oct 01 16:56:02 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 16:56:03 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 Oct 01 16:56:03 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 5 Oct 01 16:56:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> Womp womp. Oct 01 16:56:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The grenade is not tossed far enough, and explodes harmlessly in the middle of the room. Shrapnel peppers walls, ground and roof, but hits nobody._ Oct 01 16:56:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 3..._ Oct 01 16:57:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Blood is starting to pool under the dragon, who is now curling up in fear in an almost comical fashion._ Oct 01 16:57:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 4. Stealth is still OK. Next move?_ Oct 01 16:58:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> Alright. I have 5 shots of Flachette. More than enough to kill anything that's a dragon. Oct 01 16:58:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> Browning, 5 shots, Dragon's torso. Oct 01 17:00:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You may roll for 5 attacks now._ Oct 01 17:01:00 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 17:01:00 <HashiBot> @roll 5#2d6 Oct 01 17:01:00 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 8;5;11;6;6 Oct 01 17:01:12 <HashiBot> <Reina> Cool, one inaccurate hit and one hit. Oct 01 17:01:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> (If I win the fifty fifty.) Oct 01 17:01:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _FT 7, -1 (multiprojectile) = FT 6. IR 2, -1 (skill level). 6 or less are misses, 7 is inaccurate, 8+ are hits._ Oct 01 17:01:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You have 2 confirmed hits._ Oct 01 17:02:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Please roll 2#1d20 to determine how many flechette will hit._ Oct 01 17:02:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> YOOOOOO Oct 01 17:02:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> Watch this be absolutely nothing. Oct 01 17:02:56 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 17:02:57 <HashiBot> @roll 2#1d20 Oct 01 17:02:57 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 13;5 Oct 01 17:03:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> Just barely half maximum damage, nuts. Oct 01 17:03:17 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A total of **18** armor-piercing flechette punch into the dragon's body. Is it enough for a kill?..._ Oct 01 17:05:17 <HashiBot> <Reina> Probaaaaably not. Oct 01 17:06:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The dragon is agonizing from pain and shock, but is clinging onto consciousness. The limb damage dealt, however, looks horrible - they penetrate deep and cause big chunks of flesh to be blasted out, causing even MORE bleeding wounds and limb damage._ Oct 01 17:06:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You think you can see some of the dragon's guts from the fist-sized holes you blew into him, but he's - for now - alive. On the brink of death, but alive._ Oct 01 17:06:28 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 4..._ Oct 01 17:06:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> And I am oooout of heeeeeere. Oct 01 17:07:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 5. Stealth has been broken. What do you want to do?_ Oct 01 17:07:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll be fleeing towards the toilets to reload in safety. Oct 01 17:07:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> I still have +3 Agility Oct 01 17:07:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> And I swear Oct 01 17:07:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> TO FUCKING GOD Oct 01 17:07:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> If I actually roll snake eyes I'm murdering something. Oct 01 17:08:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Very well, please roll 2d6+3 then._ Oct 01 17:08:18 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 17:08:18 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6+3 Oct 01 17:08:18 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 9:6+3 Oct 01 17:08:24 <HashiBot> <Reina> FUCKING GOOD. Oct 01 17:08:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Success. End of fight (5 turns) - You fled._ Oct 01 17:09:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You catch one last glimpse of the dragon on your way out, who sees you dash for the toilets, but doesn't appear to want to move. The draconic beast continues shrieking and growling in pain - it knows he doesn't have long to live. Perhaps you can use it to your advantage?..._ Oct 01 17:09:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Going east to the toilets?_ Oct 01 17:09:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. Oct 01 17:09:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Just as well, because the effects of coffee have ended, and you are now at Agi +2._ Oct 01 17:10:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> Come on good loot. Oct 01 17:10:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> Give me SOMETHING HERE Oct 01 17:10:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> IN THESE TOILETS Oct 01 17:12:06 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You run into the public toilets of Fort Silver's social square. First thing you notice is the sheer pile of bones, skeletons, and skulls that are haphazardly piled into the toilet cabins. There is even a skull in one of the urinals! The room is dusty and smells of death. One skeleton, more recent than the others, appears to be **wearing** something that is still usable._ Oct 01 17:12:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> >Wearing Oct 01 17:12:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> Fuck me it's useles.s Oct 01 17:12:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> Alright, what's the armor I'm about to sell? Oct 01 17:13:10 <Hebizuka> [Clothing] Arms addon - K armor arm pads - AC: A3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 5 - (Cond: Damaged) Oct 01 17:13:34 <HashiBot> <Reina> Pffffffffffffffffffffft. Oct 01 17:13:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> Right, into the bag they go, to sell alongside everything else. Oct 01 17:14:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Backpack/Main: 76.61 /100 Oct 01 17:14:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The toilets are otherwise safe, and it looks as though you can, at least, camp a little bit. What will you do?_ Oct 01 17:15:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, first, reload 5 Flachette into my Browning. Oct 01 17:15:28 <HashiBot> <Reina> From my leg rig. Oct 01 17:15:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Noted. You take the exactly five flechette shells you can find in your Right leg rig, and take **2 turns** to load them into your Auto-5._ Oct 01 17:16:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Right rig/Shells] 15 /20 Oct 01 17:16:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Browning Auto-5: 4+1 /4 [Standard Flechette] Oct 01 17:17:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The effects of the energy drink will end next turn._ Oct 01 17:18:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay. Oct 01 17:18:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> Unfortunate, but - okay. Oct 01 17:18:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You hear the muffled, sad screams of the dragon next room._ Oct 01 17:18:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _He really is putting on the noise._ Oct 01 17:19:17 <HashiBot> <Reina> You know what? Fuck it. FUCK IT. Oct 01 17:20:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> Let's just /fucking wait him out./ Oct 01 17:20:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> He has /so many goddamn wounds/ he should be bleeding out. Oct 01 17:21:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _OK. How many turns do you want to wait out?_ Oct 01 17:21:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> Let's say 30. Oct 01 17:22:01 <HashiBot> <Reina> So about three hours. Oct 01 17:22:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _OK. You sit in the toilets, keeping an ear out, for 30 turns and 3 hours._ Oct 01 17:24:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> My vainglorious hope is that either he just bleeds out to death, right now Oct 01 17:24:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> Or he goes to sleep so he doesn't have to feel the pain and I can just fucking put him out of his misery. Oct 01 17:24:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The energy drink effects finally wane away, within your first turn of waiting. You are back down to Agi +1 and Str 130%..._ Oct 01 17:24:59 <HashiBot> <Reina> Damn my complete inability to judge how much blood is in a dragon. Oct 01 17:25:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You also lose increased alertness._ Oct 01 17:25:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You hear the screams continue for a little while, but they seem to stop midway into your waiting. You decide not to stop waiting, not trusting the silence just yet - you'll wait 3 hours, no more no less._ Oct 01 17:26:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It's now 9 AM. The air is dead silent. You don't hear anything anymore from the room to the west._ Oct 01 17:27:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _What do you want to do now?_ Oct 01 17:28:29 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, I'm going in. Oct 01 17:28:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> If it's Oct 01 17:28:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> somehow Oct 01 17:28:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> STILL FUCKING ALIVE Oct 01 17:28:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You move west, back into South Street 4..._ Oct 01 17:28:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'm leaving. Oct 01 17:29:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> Please be just fucking dead oh my god. Oct 01 17:30:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You enter the room on Side 4... But fortunately, you don't have to look for cover anymore. The room is as you left it, except for two things. Almost the entirety of the floor is a gigantic red puddle of spilled dragon blood, with big red tread marks on the walls - the dragon tried, unsuccessfully, to do something about the gigantic internal organ damage.._ Oct 01 17:30:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _But no. He succumbed from sheer blood loss._ Oct 01 17:30:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Reina [Browning Auto-5] Dragon Oct 01 17:30:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> GOOD Oct 01 17:30:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> FUCK YOU Oct 01 17:30:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> FUCK YOU YOU SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT Oct 01 17:30:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> I WIN Oct 01 17:30:34 <HashiBot> <Reina> I FUCKING WIN Oct 01 17:30:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> +1 SP in Semi-auto shotgun. Kill Value: +184 points. Oct 01 17:30:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'M SMEARING MY LIPS WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT'S DRAGON'S BLOOD Oct 01 17:31:00 <HashiBot> <Reina> THE MOST SCARLET LIPSTICK I'VE EVER KNOWN Oct 01 17:31:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> AND THEN I'M TAKING OUT MY FUCKING CAMERA Oct 01 17:31:15 <HashiBot> <Reina> AND TAKING LIKE 5 SELFIES Oct 01 17:31:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> WITH THIS ROTTING DRAGON CORPSE Oct 01 17:31:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> TO PROVE I DID IT Oct 01 17:31:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> AND THEN Oct 01 17:31:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> AND THEN Oct 01 17:31:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'M BUTCHERING THIS SHITTY THING FOR EVERYTHING IT'S GOT Oct 01 17:31:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oct 01 17:31:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _One dragon down. An entire army left to go._ Oct 01 17:32:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> STOP RAINING ON MY PARADE MYSTERIOUS VOICE Oct 01 17:32:24 <HashiBot> <Reina> I HAVE A SKULL FRACTURE AND CAN'T BE HELD LIABLE FOR MY CURRENT SANITY Oct 01 17:32:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay but yeah. Oct 01 17:32:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> Selfies, then butchering. Oct 01 17:35:53 <HashiBot> <Reina> Oh man I can negotiate /so fucking hard/ when I sell this dragon meat. Oct 01 17:36:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You take one turn to set your backpack down, in order to fish out the camera. You then proceed to make five, amazing, 32-bit color, 1024x768 resolution selfies of yourself next to the gory remains of the dragon._ Oct 01 17:36:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Camera - Memory card #1: 26 /110 photos Oct 01 17:36:59 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yesssssssssssssss. Oct 01 17:37:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> One with my tits out of course. Oct 01 17:37:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> I can't /not/ have my tits out when I FUCKING KILLED A DRAGON. Oct 01 17:37:41 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Noted._ Oct 01 17:38:01 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, NOW to butcher. Oct 01 17:38:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Now, for the part about butchering the dragon. Please roll a 1d25._ Oct 01 17:38:42 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 17:38:43 <HashiBot> @roll 1d25 Oct 01 17:38:43 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 22 Oct 01 17:38:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> FINALLY Oct 01 17:39:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> THIS PAYDAY IS GONNA SET ME FOR LY4E Oct 01 17:39:39 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You spend one turn using your meat cleaver to butcher the dragon. Despite the damage done to the body - you had to toss out any destroyed or mangled meat slabs, and anything that had flechettes still stuck in it, you were able to harvest a certain quantity of meat..._ Oct 01 17:39:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> +1 Skill Point in Hunting. Oct 01 17:41:15 <Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Raw game meat, dragon - 126+1d126 ntri - 25% Nausea (3 turns), Strength +20% (2 turns) - Weight: 1 - [Quantity: 47] Oct 01 17:41:23 <Hebizuka> _47 slabs of nice, hearty, strength-boosting dragon meat!_ Oct 01 17:41:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> AHAHAHAHHAHA CHA CHIIIIIIIIIIIIING Oct 01 17:42:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, SO. That's 23 slabs of meat in my backpack, 5 slabs of meat in my belt, and two slabs of meat in my vest. Oct 01 17:43:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> So there's 17 pieces OF THICK HOT THROBBING DRAGON MEAT that I am totally just going to leave here and come back for. Oct 01 17:43:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You stuff as much of your inventory as you can with meat. How very meta._ Oct 01 17:45:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _That indeed leaves 17 pieces on the floor of this room - but you will be able to come back later for it. Oct 01 17:45:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> So that's either 300 bucks, oooooor 660 bucks if I can find someone to rent me out a kitchen. Oct 01 17:45:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Vest/Main: 2.95 /3 ; Belt/Main: 8 /8 ; Backpack/Main: **100.71/100** Oct 01 17:45:41 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Your bag is a little too full. You might want to remove something._ Oct 01 17:45:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> RIP my math. Oct 01 17:45:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll toss out a piece of steak. Oct 01 17:46:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Noted. That makes 22 in your bag and 18 on the floor._ Oct 01 17:46:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> 99.71 /100 Oct 01 17:46:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> Alright time to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. Oct 01 17:46:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You move one room to the south..._ Oct 01 17:47:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> Given that I'm going to be using Like The Wind as soon as I step into South Street 5 and then abusing Agility+4 to escape all the way out of the city, would it be okay to just fastforward that? Oct 01 17:47:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> Since there is literally no chance for failure. Oct 01 17:47:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _South Street 5. You see the Dragon on Side 1, and you enter on Side 2._ Oct 01 17:48:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> TANUKI POWER GO, LIKE THE WIND, ACTIVATE Oct 01 17:48:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> 8 TB down the drain to gaurantee my life is a trade I will always make. Oct 01 17:48:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Combat mode is ON. Turn 1 begins, but since you wish to blow Like The Wind right now and until you leave, I'm going to make a few quick checks, if you don't mind._ Oct 01 17:48:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> Sounds good. Oct 01 17:51:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Because this ability essentially allows you to automatically succeed your escape checks, I've taken the liberty of checking how many turns of the Like the Wind effect are used in order to flee all the way to the town's Gap corridor._ Oct 01 17:51:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> FOLLOW ME Oct 01 17:51:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> SET ME FREE Oct 01 17:51:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> FOLLOW ME AND WE'LL Oct 01 17:51:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> ESCAAAAAAPE FROM THIS CIIIIITYYYYYYY Oct 01 17:52:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The process takes 6 turns. You have 4 turns of LTW left upon reaching your target destination. You have 2 /10 Tanuki Balls left._ Oct 01 17:52:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Most importantly, you have made it back to the exit._ Oct 01 17:53:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _My offer still stands - exceptionally, I will allow you to travel all the way from Silver to I-14 instantaneously, assuming 1 turn spent per room generated, in order for you to really fast travel back to a semi-civilized area and allow you to plan your next moves. In doing so, you will get NO loot._ Oct 01 17:54:11 <HashiBot> <Reina> OH MAN Oct 01 17:54:12 <HashiBot> <Reina> ALL THAT LOOT Oct 01 17:54:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Do you want to superfast travel?_ Oct 01 17:54:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> THAT IC AN'T POSSIBLY CARRY Oct 01 17:54:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> IT'S A SACRIFICE I AM WILLING TO TAKE Oct 01 17:54:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> AHAHAHAHAHAHA I MADE IT OUT LIKE A GODDAMN BANDIT Oct 01 17:55:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Very well. In the interests of relative fairness, I'm going to generate rooms as though you traveled using the Safe route. I am also NOT going to add these rooms to your Rooms Visited counter, therefore you get no RP from this. Is this OK?_ Oct 01 17:55:52 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yes. Oct 01 17:56:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _OK. Generating..._ Oct 01 17:56:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> I am SO OKAY Oct 01 17:56:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> WITH THIS TRADE. Oct 01 17:56:30 <Hebizuka> _**15 rooms** of traveling have been abstracted. Please wait..._ Oct 01 17:57:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _<Escape from the City plays in the background while Chibi Reina runs through the UA with zero care in the world.>_ Oct 01 17:58:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> I mean, you know how sexually fixated Boomy The Cat fans can get. Oct 01 17:58:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> It's entirely appropriate. Oct 01 18:02:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You finally reach your destination. Intersection 14. You arrive through the door to the UA, and into North Street 3. You spend an additional 3 turns to travel all the way to the center, in order to check out which shops are active today. Just as well, too - right smack as you enter the intersection center, you notice how tired you feel! [Fatigue: 40.0%]_ Oct 01 18:03:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _In your tired state, you suffer from Agi-1 (currently +0), as well as accelerated hunger and thirst. You should be good for a while though._ Oct 01 18:03:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _On a side note, it is now 10:15 AM._ Oct 01 18:03:53 <HashiBot> <Reina> Man it's almost like getting your head fractured, running for your life FROM AN ENTIRE NEST OF DRAGONS, AND snorting PURE, Concentrated CAFFEINE sucks like a /motherfucker./ Oct 01 18:03:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> OKAY. Oct 01 18:03:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> SO. Oct 01 18:04:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The list of shops is coming right up._ Oct 01 18:04:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> What's available fam? Oct 01 18:05:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> Watch as Oct 01 18:05:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> Somehow Oct 01 18:05:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> They've already packed up and moved out. Oct 01 18:05:55 <Hebizuka> < INTERSECTION 14 - MAP > Oct 01 18:05:55 <Hebizuka> Open 24/7: Rest stop - Takeout stand - Public toilets - Public showers Oct 01 18:05:55 <Hebizuka> Currently available services: Restaurant [Dim Sum] - Library - Meds shop Oct 01 18:05:55 <Hebizuka> EXITS Oct 01 18:05:55 <Hebizuka> North: Fort Silver (Ghost town) Oct 01 18:05:56 <Hebizuka> East: Intersection 11 Oct 01 18:05:56 <Hebizuka> West: Rog (Demonic) Oct 01 18:05:56 <Hebizuka> South: Joliet Sector (Police) Oct 01 18:06:12 <Hebizuka> _Somewhat hilariously, the shops are **exactly the same** as before, despite being re-generated._ Oct 01 18:06:18 <HashiBot> <Reina> OKAY Oct 01 18:06:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> ACTUALLY Oct 01 18:06:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> FUCK OFF. Oct 01 18:07:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> First things first I'm going to go take a goddamn sleep. Oct 01 18:07:20 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _To the rest stop?_ Oct 01 18:07:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> Rest stop. Oct 01 18:07:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> To be fair though, I did only just leave, like, maybe 6 hours ago. Oct 01 18:08:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> It'd be /weirder/ if everyone had closed up shop. Oct 01 18:09:39 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _4 rooms later, and you find yourself at the I-14 rest stop - again. You arrive into the entrance lobby. The pothead rest stop owner is still up, apparently. _ Oct 01 18:10:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Rest stop owner]** Oh, hey, welcome back. Amazed you're still alive, dude. I heard you went North. What's it like, huh? Oct 01 18:10:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Wellllllll." Oct 01 18:13:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The rest stop owner stares at you with a foggy expression, waiting for your follow-up._ Oct 01 18:15:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'm honestly at a loss for words. So I'll just set my backpack down and show him my pictures. NOT the one where I'm fondling my naked tis, of course. That's for someone special~ Oct 01 18:15:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You spent a turn to do so..._ Oct 01 18:16:24 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I don't suppose having a real godamn dragon slayer sleeping over at your stop helps with getting a discount, does it~?" Oct 01 18:16:28 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Rest stop owner]** Oh shit... Oh shit dude, dude is that a freaking dragon? That's what's up there? Holy shit, man, you killed him yourself? Woahhhh... Oct 01 18:17:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Rest stop owner]** Well uh, I mean, I have total respect for you and all, but, uhh... Oct 01 18:17:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _If you REALLY want to, I can make you pass a Negotiation check to get him to lower the price..._ Oct 01 18:17:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> Gotta raise my Negotiating skill somehow. Oct 01 18:17:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> What do I roll? Oct 01 18:18:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Successfully haggling is how you do it. So keep trying. Oct 01 18:19:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> As for that, you have a choice. You can try an Easy haggle (10% off, FT 6), a Medium (20% off, FT 7) or a Hard (30% off, FT 8). Since this is for something valued less than 250 P$, and since you did show him how much of a cool dragon hunter you are, I'm letting you pick, as if this was a shop. Oct 01 18:19:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> The harder, the more skill points you get. Oct 01 18:19:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (respectively 1, 2 and 4) Oct 01 18:20:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Come on, handsome, help a honey out? I'm not even done yet, I'm just taking a break. Once Fort Silver gets cleared out, think of how much business you'll get! Prople coming to see the exploits, to explore the abandoned gbost town! You and everyone here will be making cash hand over fist." Oct 01 18:21:14 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll try for a Medium haggle. Oct 01 18:21:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> OK. Roll a 2d6. FT 7 so you succeed on 8 or more. Oct 01 18:21:40 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 18:21:40 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 Oct 01 18:21:40 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 11 Oct 01 18:21:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> BOOM. Oct 01 18:21:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Success!_ Oct 01 18:22:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Rest stop owner]** Aw, what the heck, sure, okay, I can knock it down to 40 P$ per 24 hours. Deal? Oct 01 18:22:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> +2 Skill Points in Negotiation. Oct 01 18:22:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> Sounds great to me! Oct 01 18:22:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Rest stop owner]** Awesome, dude. So how long you gonna stay? Oct 01 18:23:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> "As long as it takes to get this strain off my bones. I love my puppies, but they make hunting exhausting." Oct 01 18:23:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> 40 coins out of my pockets and into his. Oct 01 18:23:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> And then I'm sleeping like the dead. And cleaning off all the blood and bonedust. Oct 01 18:24:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _410 P$ remaining in your money pouch. The owner lends you the key to Room 104, same as before, and you have 24 hours of usage until you need to leave._ Oct 01 18:25:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Go there now?_ Oct 01 18:25:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yes. Sleep. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep. Oct 01 18:27:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> (I love how from an out of character perspective, all Reina really did was just run around, fight one encounter, and leave - but IN CHARACTER SHE KILLED A FUCKING DRAGON OF COURSE SHE'S EXHAUSTED AS FUCK) Oct 01 18:27:39 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It takes 4 rooms to reach the bedroom - which you are now familiar with._ Oct 01 18:27:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You know the drill. Choose short or long rest, and toss a 1d6._ Oct 01 18:28:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> Long. Oct 01 18:28:19 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 18:28:19 <HashiBot> @roll 1d6 Oct 01 18:28:19 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 1 Oct 01 18:28:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> Fuck off head fracture. Oct 01 18:29:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You will get 2 hours of sleep and heal 4% Fatigue. You can keep tossing until you are satisfied with the time and fatigue healing spent, and we'll resolve it all at once._ Oct 01 18:29:38 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 18:29:38 <HashiBot> @roll 1d6 Oct 01 18:29:38 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 4 Oct 01 18:30:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> So that's 16 fatigue for 20 total? Oct 01 18:30:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> Healed, that is. Oct 01 18:30:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> 10 hours of sleep, 20% Fatigue healing. Is this OK or do you want more? Oct 01 18:30:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Current Fatigue is 41.8% Oct 01 18:31:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> More. Oct 01 18:31:54 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 18:31:54 <HashiBot> @roll 1d6 Oct 01 18:31:54 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 6 Oct 01 18:32:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> Annnnd that should do it. Oct 01 18:32:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> (Man, so much of that Fatigue was just Reina meditating.) Oct 01 18:33:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> 22 hours of sleep, 44% Fatigue healing. OK? Oct 01 18:33:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. Oct 01 18:34:28 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You immediately crash onto this subpar, rest stop bed, which feels strangely comfortable all of a sudden. ZZzzz..._ Oct 01 18:37:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It is a new day! Watersday, Quartema 10, Year 704. When you wake up, it's 8:15 AM. You feel energized! [Fatigue: 0.0%] - For as long as Fatigue is under 5.0%, you get a Pain Sensitivity -10% bonus. (Currently: 70%)_ Oct 01 18:38:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You wake up, fully rested, but still moderately stressed [27.0%]. There are 2 hours left of room usage._ Oct 01 18:39:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll find someone to fool around with eventually. Oct 01 18:39:24 <HashiBot> <Reina> In the meantime... Oct 01 18:39:30 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 18:39:30 <HashiBot> @whatsontv Oct 01 18:39:30 <MazeBot> [Military] The Kinky Dozen Oct 01 18:39:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> OKAY YEAH I'LL DESTRESS TO THAT FOR TWO HOURS. Oct 01 18:40:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Twelve Maze Soldiers - a full squad, their sergeant, and a lieutenant ; most of them women, all of them sexy - live strange, kinky, and comedic adventures._ Oct 01 18:41:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Do you wish to watch this program? If yes, toss a 1d20 then double the result - this will be the amount of turns spent watching._ Oct 01 18:42:56 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 18:42:56 <HashiBot> @roll 1d20 Oct 01 18:42:56 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 6 Oct 01 18:43:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> And Reina's masturbatjng the whole way through. Oct 01 18:43:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _12 turns (1 hour, 12 minutes) will pass. Is this OK?_ Oct 01 18:44:01 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. Oct 01 18:44:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> Gotta destress ~somehow~ Oct 01 18:45:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You watch a few episodes of The Kinky Dozen... Stress decreased by 0.6%. [26.4%]_ Oct 01 18:46:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It's 9:27 AM... You have 48 minutes of room usage left._ Oct 01 18:47:45 <HashiBot> <Reina> Wow, that was - surprisingly boring. Oct 01 18:48:08 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, time to get going. I'll go to the Dim Sum place again after dropping off my ley. Oct 01 19:19:14 <HashiBot> <Reina> Time to see if Albert and Kristy are still here, or if they've already moved. Oct 01 19:19:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You left the bedroom, dropping your key on the counter on your way out of the rest stop, in order to travel back to the dim sum restaurant, which takes you 12 rooms. You end up in the Dim Sum joint's hall. The waitress, Kristy, recognizes you and smiles when you enter._ Oct 01 19:19:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** Hey! You're back! Oct 01 19:20:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I'm baaaaaaaaack~! And you're looking as gorgeous as ever! Is your brother in at the moment?" Oct 01 19:21:06 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** Yup, he's in the kitchen! I'm sure he'll be happy to see you. Oct 01 19:21:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Okay. Prepare a nice table for the two of us? I'm about to order a feast again." Oct 01 19:21:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> To the kitchens! Oct 01 19:21:41 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** Okay~ Oct 01 19:22:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You no longer feel energized. [Fatigue: 5.0%]_ Oct 01 19:22:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Albert is busy in the kitchen of his Dim Sum joint, just like last time. When he sees you enter, he breaks his usual stone face and looks visibly surprised._ Oct 01 19:23:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Chef]** Wow, you aren't dead. Oct 01 19:23:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I'm more than not dead. Here, take a look~?" I put down my backpack again, first to show him my naughty dragonslaying picture - and then to show him the slabs of meat. Oct 01 19:24:15 <HashiBot> <Reina> "So, handsome, how do I look? The dragon corpse is for scale." Oct 01 19:24:28 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Pun in-ten-ded." Oct 01 19:26:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Chef]** _<Squint. He looks unimpressed.>_ Why do you have your tits out on that picture? Oct 01 19:27:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Chef]** ...Wait, did you kill that dragon? Yourself? On your own? Oct 01 19:27:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Completely on my own. And I have almost 30 pieces of steak to prove it, too." Oct 01 19:29:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Chef]** _<You realize he seems to care more about that, than about the tits. At least enough to get him out of his usual stone face.>_ Wow... I guess you're cut out for this after all, but tell me, why'd you come back? Surely there's more than just one dragon. What happened up there? ... and by any chance, would you be willing to sell the meat? Oct 01 19:30:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Because I totally ran out of resources, and I needed to stockup. I'll probably go to Rog to sell all the guns I looted off those /wannabe/ dragon slayers before coming back again." Oct 01 19:30:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> "And I thought you'd never ask. Albert's thick, juicy, dragonbuns." Oct 01 19:31:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Chef]** Ah, that is really unfortunate. This is the issue of going on these huge adventures, if you're all alone, you run out fast... Oct 01 19:31:50 <HashiBot> <Reina> "It has its ups and downs, that's for sure." Oct 01 19:32:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Chef]** Well, I'd be more than happy to trade for your meat. Maybe I can convince you to spend some of that money on a meal or two? You look like you could use something delicious. Oct 01 19:32:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hmmm - only if I can convince /you/ to pay a little extra? It /is/ premium dragon steak, Albert. You can't get this kinda meat normally." Oct 01 19:33:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Chef]** Lemme see how much you wanna sell, first. I wanna peek at the goods before I decide. Oct 01 19:33:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> Every single piece of meat - except for the human meat - is on the table. Oct 01 19:33:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> 22 from my bag, 5 from my belt, 2 from my vest. Oct 01 19:34:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _29 slabs of raw dragon meat are on display. Albert slips on a pair of plastic gloves, and takes a look at a few of them..._ Oct 01 19:35:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Chef]** Normally I'd pay 290 P$ for this, and tell you that I can't really afford to spend more, but it _is_ dragon meat... Oct 01 19:35:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Chef]** Tell you what. How about 350 P$ for everything, but only if you promise to buy a meal. Oct 01 19:37:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hmmmm... Well, I do like you, so - counteroffer. 319 for the whole thing, but you also kiss me. With tongue." Oct 01 19:38:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> Gotta get that negotiating up. Oct 01 19:38:20 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Chef]** No. Oct 01 19:38:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The answer came as quickly as it landed dryly._ Oct 01 19:39:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> "God, you're no fun at all. Are you gay? Asexual? mean, it's cool if you are, but." Oct 01 19:39:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _He raises an eyebrow at you, as though he didn't understand the question, but you get the hint that it's a "None of your business" stare._ Oct 01 19:40:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> "One of these days you'll fall for my charms. Alright, 350 and I'll buy a meal." Oct 01 19:42:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Chef]** Deal. Oct 01 19:42:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You've sold 29 pieces of dragon meat for 350 P$, which he hands over in cash._ Oct 01 19:42:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Money pouch: 760 P$ Oct 01 19:43:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Alright, show me what's on the menu again?" Oct 01 19:44:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Chef]** Go and take a seat, Kristy will show you the menu. Oct 01 19:45:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll blow Albert a kiss and head to his more nubile, innocent sister. Oct 01 19:45:43 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hey Kristy, won't you sit with me again? I need a friend after all that dragon hunting!" Oct 01 19:45:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Back in the restaurant hall, Kristy has left a menu for you, in the exact same spot you were when you dined here last time. She's also sitting across from that spot, waiting for you._ Oct 01 19:46:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** Sure thing! Oct 01 19:46:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> "So, I know I was only gone for a day, but anything interesting happen?" I'll make small talk while perusing the menu. Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> = Dim Sum - Menu = Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> (Main courses) Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Steamed sponge cake (Ma Lai Gow) - 15 P$ for 1 cake / ntri: 145ntri, 25 wtr Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Shrimp dumpling (Hao Gow) - 20 P$ for 4 dumplings / ntri: 44 ntri, 25 wtr per item (total 176 ntri, 100 wtr) Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Steamed stuffed shrimp dumpling (Siu mai) - 25 P$ for 4 dumplings / ntri: 63 ntri, 25 wtr per item (total 252 ntri, 100 wtr) Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Pan-fried turnip cake (Lao Bok Gow) - 30 P$ for 1 cake / ntri: 314 ntri, 25 wtr Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Bowl of fried rice (about 215 grams) - 35 P$ for 1 bowl / ntri: 349 ntri, 25 wtr Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Spring rolls - 40 P$ for 1 roll / ntri: 396 ntri, 25 wtr Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Steamed barbecue pork bun (Cha Siu Bao) - 45 P$ for 4 buns / ntri: 108 ntri, 25 wtr per item (total 432 ntri, 100 wtr) Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Steamed minced beef balls (each is 60 grams) - 50 P$ for 4 balls / ntri: 114 ntri, 25 wtr per item (total 456 ntri, 100 wtr) Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Deep-fried wonton - 55 P$ for 8 dumplings / ntri: 65 ntri, 25 wtr per item (total 520 ntri, 200 wtr) Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> (Sweet) Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Coconut milk yellow bean pudding - 15 P$ for 1 piece / ntri: 120 ntri, 17 wtr Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Mango pomelo sago - 20 P$ for 1 bowl / ntri: 210 ntri, 17 wtr Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Egg tart - 30 P$ for 1 tart / ntri: 281 ntri, 17 wtr Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> (Drinks) Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Bottle of mineral water - 2 P$ for 1 bottle Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Bottle of beer, blonde ale - 4 P$ for 1 bottle Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Cup of coffee, black - 5 P$ for 1 cup Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Cup of green tea - 5 P$ for 1 cup Oct 01 19:47:39 <Hebizuka> > Can of lemonade - 10 P$ for 1 can Oct 01 19:48:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** Nothing much has happened since last time... Still the same depressingly low amount of clients. Al wants us to pack up and leave by next Advenday. I can't say I blame him... Oct 01 19:52:00 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Well, at least I can help a little bit with my business... 8 orders of the Siu Mai for now. Are you two still headed to the Southeast Areas?" Oct 01 19:52:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** Yep. Al wants to try finding work and housing in Joliet Sector. He says he'd sooner trust a town full of cops than one full of demons. I don't think we'll be in the restaurant business for much longer. Oct 01 19:53:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** _<Sigh>_ It sucks, you know? I liked this job... Oct 01 19:53:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> "What did you like about being a waitress?" Oct 01 19:53:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _She remembers that she's the one supposed to take your order, and immediately springs up, scribbles down "8x siu mai" on her notepad._ Oct 01 19:55:17 <HashiBot> <Reina> Hehehee. Oct 01 19:55:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** I'm sorry! Eight orders, was it? T-that'll be 200 P$! Oct 01 19:56:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Here you go, Kathy~" Oct 01 19:56:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> 200 out of pocket. Man, it's going to be weird to meditate. Oct 01 19:56:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _560 left._ Oct 01 19:57:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** I'll be rrrright back! Oct 01 19:57:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> You know what? Let's just take care of that right now - I'll meditate for 8 balls, the food will be ready when I'm done. Oct 01 19:57:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _She trots off towards the kitchen. An indeterminately short amount of time later, added to the time you spend meditating, you will find the eight plates laid out nicely in front of you._ Oct 01 19:59:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _To regain 8 TB, you will burn 80 turns and 2000 ntri. Is this OK?_ Oct 01 20:00:02 <HashiBot> <Reina> up yup. Oct 01 20:01:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You have regenerated 8 Tanuki Balls, and now hold the maximum of 10 out of 10._ Oct 01 20:01:20 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Nutrition: 723 ntri] [Fatigue: 21.4%] Oct 01 20:01:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You're hungry now, but thankfully, you have all that food laid out and waiting for you..._ Oct 01 20:02:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll immediately dig in, stuffing my mouth with just Oct 01 20:02:11 <HashiBot> <Reina> TONS Oct 01 20:02:12 <HashiBot> <Reina> OF BALLS. Oct 01 20:02:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> "So, Kathy - what did you like about being a waitress?" Oct 01 20:03:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** Ah, right! Well, because I get to meet all kinds of people from all kinds of places! It's never boring, they often chat and share stories, too. And I just like making my brother happy, too... He likes it when I do my part and work hard. Oct 01 20:05:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _How many siu mai dumplings did you want to eat? You have 32._ Oct 01 20:06:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Well... I have a few friends in Joliet. There's a bar over there, the Flying Noodle Cafe. It's not /quite/ the same, since they're mostly a bar, but having a cute girl like you be a waitress might be something they'd like." Oct 01 20:07:02 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll just eat all 32. Oct 01 20:07:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> It's not like I'm UNSKILLED AT STUFFING MY FACE WITH BALLS. Oct 01 20:10:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** You think so? Well, I'm going to try and apply there, it can't hurt to give it a shot as soon as we leave... Oct 01 20:10:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You eat as though your maw was a black hole, 4 dumplings per turn._ Oct 01 20:11:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Nutrition: 2731 ntri] - [Hydration: 1400 wtr (maxed out)] Oct 01 20:11:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Just pop in during night time, and ask for Natasha. If you tell her that Reina sent you, she might be willing to give you a shot!" Oct 01 20:12:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> "But, uh, well - it /is/ a bar. So some of the patrons might get grabby. They won't do anything too bad, it is a police town, but if you can roll with it like me when someone pinches your butt, you'll do great!" Oct 01 20:13:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** Oh... Well... _<She makes a face as though she's surprised to hear that clients would even -try- to do something inappropriate. Reeking of innocence.>_ Oct 01 20:15:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Like I said, it wouldn't be as bad as in a Demonic town or a place filled with Outlaws - but it's still good to get in practice, especially with someone you trust." And once again, I'll start by gently playing footsie with her, rubbing my curled toes up and down the sides of her legs. Oct 01 20:17:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** Well, um. It's not like I have much of a choice, now... But what if they won't take me? Oct 01 20:18:52 <HashiBot> <Reina> "You don't know if you don't try, right? And, the guys in Joliet Sector are always a little on edge since the Guards are watching." Oct 01 20:19:39 <HashiBot> <Reina> "If you're willing to use your beauty, you can definitely attract a crowd, and that way you can convince Natz's boss - that's the night shift bartender - that you'd be a good hire." Oct 01 20:21:34 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Flash 'em a shy smile, show a little more skin, and you can definitely help your brother live a nice, comfortable life. Maybe, you'll be able to save up and open a restaurant again, too." Oct 01 20:22:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _She seems unnerved at the idea, but doesn't make any comment about it, as though she is thinking long and hard about it. Pun unintended._ Oct 01 20:22:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** If there's nothing else I can do, then I'll just have to do my best... Anyways, did you enjoy your meal? Would you perhaps like a drink? Oct 01 20:25:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Ahahaha, I'm sorry, but all the steam from those dumplings really hydrated me! Ah, but is there anything I can buy for you, before I go?" Oct 01 20:25:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> "A snack, a drink, something?" Oct 01 20:25:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** Oh, no no no, I'm fine, really! Thank you, though. Oct 01 20:27:08 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Are you suuuuuure? It's going to be a long trip to Joliet, and I don't know when I'll see you again. Can't I do something for you, pretty please~?" Once again, my feet travel further up, going from caressing her calves to caressing her thighs. Oct 01 20:27:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** You've done a great deal already, just by being a customer and by selling your, um, your meat! It's fine, really! Oct 01 20:29:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Oooooh, fine. Then, I should get going. Give your brother my regards, okay?" Oct 01 20:30:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** Sure thing! Stay safe out there, alright? Oct 01 20:30:15 <HashiBot> <Reina> And I'll try to sneak a kiss on her cheek. Oct 01 20:30:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Hmm. Toss me a 2d6. Oct 01 20:30:32 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 20:30:32 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 Oct 01 20:30:32 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 10 Oct 01 20:30:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> YES Oct 01 20:30:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> FINALLY Oct 01 20:30:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You succeed._ Oct 01 20:30:41 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _She blushes very hard._ Oct 01 20:30:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> "There's more where that came from, Kathy. Think of me tonight~" Oct 01 20:31:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> And I'm off to the med shop to get my syringe checked out. Oct 01 20:34:06 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _7 turns later, and you end up at the I-14 meds shop, which you also know already!_ Oct 01 20:34:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Nurse]** Hello, welcome, hi! Oct 01 20:36:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I got a syringe, I was wondering if you'd tell me what was in it?" Oct 01 20:37:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> "It's, what, fifty bucks to identify?" Oct 01 20:42:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Nurse]** What? No, it's 10 P$ to get an object identified. Oct 01 20:44:11 <HashiBot> <Reina> "OH. Oh wow that's a lot cheaper then I thought." Oct 01 20:44:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> "And, I doubt it, but can you also ID my gems?" Oct 01 20:44:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> Either way, I'll take out the 10 P$ she needs for the syringe. Oct 01 20:45:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Nurse]** No, sorry, we don't do mineral identification. Oct 01 20:45:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I tried. So, what's in the syringe, gorgeous?" Oct 01 20:46:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You set down the backpack, then passed the nurse your syringe and 10 P$. You have 550 P$ left._ Oct 01 20:47:28 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The nurse has identified your unknown syringe:_ Oct 01 20:47:31 <Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Epinephrine - Alertness increase, Forced wakefulness, Agility+3, Mild anxiety for 4d6 turns, Fatigue -10.0%, Stress +4.0% - Weight: 0.1 Oct 01 20:48:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> "N i c e." Oct 01 20:48:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Alrighty, have a good day." Oct 01 20:48:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, I've taken care of everything that matters - time to finally GO Oct 01 20:48:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> TO Oct 01 20:48:39 <HashiBot> <Reina> ROG Oct 01 20:59:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> Welp nevermind Rog is a shithole. Oct 01 20:59:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> Joliet it is. Oct 01 21:01:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You leave the meds shop and reach South Street 3, which is facing the exit going towards Joliet Sector. It took you 6 rooms to get there. Which traveling style do you want?_ Oct 01 21:01:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> Fast. Oct 01 21:01:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> I miiiight be able to make it before the end of the day. Oct 01 21:02:47 <Hebizuka> _**20 rooms** until the next destination. Please wait..._ Oct 01 21:04:06 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Empty workshop, abandoned // Front: Pathway (S) // Right: Shower room, disaffected Oct 01 21:04:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> Shortcut me, Pathway it is. Oct 01 21:06:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A pathway. The front door is a **shortcut**. The room is otherwise empty!_ Oct 01 21:06:03 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Laboratory room, **overgrown** // Front (**Shortcut -2**): Pathway (S) // Right: Laundry room, **deserted** Oct 01 21:06:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> I am ALL FOR shortcuts into Shortcuts. Oct 01 21:06:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> Front it is. Oct 01 21:11:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You take the shortcut, which brings you a few steps closer to your destination, and into another pathway, where the front door is another shortcut! Just as you enter the room, you almost bump into a creature - thankfully it appears to be a non-hostile one. You see here a **hakutaku**! They are carrying a combat rifle, and wearing a large backpack._ Oct 01 21:12:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hakutaku]** Oh, oops, hello there. Oct 01 21:12:34 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Oh, hello there, beautiful! How are you doing today?" Oct 01 21:12:39 <HashiBot> <Reina> What's she - or he - look like? Oct 01 21:15:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The hakutaku is an aged little lady, of short height, with shoulder-length teal hair, a pair of red eyes, and a pair of goat-like, spiraled horns._ Oct 01 21:15:50 <HashiBot> <Reina> How aged we talking? :extrathicc: Oct 01 21:16:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _At least 1000 years old. By human standards, she looks like someone beyond her fifties._ Oct 01 21:16:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hakutaku]** As good as can be in these parts of the world! I'm huntin' for mushrooms! Oct 01 21:16:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Well, speaking of mushrooms, I have some with me right now. Perhaps you'd be so kind as to identify them for me?" Oct 01 21:17:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hakutaku]** I can do that for you, if you don't mind sparing a few coins for each! How about... 5 P$ a piece? Oct 01 21:18:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> "That won't be a problem." I'll take out one orange and one brown one, alongside ten coins. Oct 01 21:22:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _540 P$ remaining. She takes a look at your mushrooms..._ Oct 01 21:22:41 <Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) Orange, Unpleasant smell - Amanita caesarea, Caesar's Mushroom - 11 ntri - Weight: 0.01 Oct 01 21:22:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Ots Oct 01 21:23:00 <Hebizuka> _Since I feel lenient, this has effectively identified your two orange/unpleasant mushrooms._ Oct 01 21:23:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> "That's, uh, super poisonous, isn't it?" Oct 01 21:23:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hakutaku]** Poisonous? Absolutely not! In fact it's delicious in stews! Oct 01 21:23:39 <Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Magic) Brown, Odorless - Velocitas, Mushroom of speed - 9 ntri, Agility+1 (10 turns) - Addictive (Sick haku syndrome) - Weight: 0.01 Oct 01 21:24:18 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I thought Amanita mushrooms were pretty bad for you..." Oct 01 21:24:41 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hakutaku]** Most of them! But not all! Oct 01 21:25:14 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Well, works for me! Ah - do you want the magic mushroom? I'm too afraid of Sick Haku Syndrome." Oct 01 21:25:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Maybe we can trade or something. Oct 01 21:25:41 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hakutaku]** Sure! I'd love to trade! I loooove magic mushrooms. Even despite the addiction risks... Eh eh eh. ~ Oct 01 21:26:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Between you and me, there's only one kind of mushroom /I'm/ addicted to." Oct 01 21:26:14 <HashiBot> <Reina> "So, what would you like for it?" Oct 01 21:26:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Er, have." Oct 01 21:27:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hakutaku]** I'll trade you for any 1 of my other magic mushrooms, or any 3 of my normal ones! Here's what I got... Oct 01 21:28:36 <Hebizuka> < Hakutaku - Mushrooms > Oct 01 21:28:36 <Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) White, Odorless - Amanita verna, Destroying Angel - 5 ntri, Venom +4. - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 9] Oct 01 21:28:36 <Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Magic) Brown, Odorless - Velocitas, Mushroom of speed - 9 ntri, Agility+1 (10 turns) - Addictive (Sick haku syndrome) - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 1] Oct 01 21:28:36 <Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) White, Flour smell - Clitopilus prunulus, The Miller - 9 ntri - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 8] Oct 01 21:28:36 <Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) Yellowish, Unpleasant smell - Agaricus xanthoderma, Yellow-stainer - 5 ntri, Laxative (1d6+1 turns). Venom +1 - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 1] Oct 01 21:28:36 <Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Magic) White, Unpleasant smell - Ossum medicus, Mushroom of bone repair - 9 ntri, Repairs 1 random broken limb - Addictive (Sick haku syndrome) - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 2] Oct 01 21:28:36 <Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Magic) Yellowish, Unpleasant smell - Strenuitas, Mushroom of alertness - 9 ntri, Increased alertness (1d7+1 turns) - Addictive (Sick haku syndrome) - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 3] Oct 01 21:28:36 <Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) Brown, Pleasant smell - Marasmius oreades, Fairy ring mushroom - 9 ntri - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 3] Oct 01 21:28:36 <Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) White, Flour smell - Lepista nebularis, Cloud funnel - 4 ntri, Laxative (1d4 turns). Venom +1. - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 8] Oct 01 21:29:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hakutaku]** See anything you like? Eh eh eh~... Oct 01 21:29:53 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Can I trade my two Amanitas and my Velocitas for five Destroying Angels?" Oct 01 21:37:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hakutaku]** Hmm, I suppose I can, but what do you need these for? These are very poisonous, you know. Oct 01 21:38:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Yeah, that's sort of the plan." Oct 01 21:38:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies, alright?" Oct 01 21:38:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hakutaku]** Oh, I don't really care what you do with it! Just figured I'd ask to be sure. Let's trade! Oct 01 21:38:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You traded away your mushrooms, and received these in exchange:_ Oct 01 21:39:06 <Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) White, Odorless - Amanita verna, Destroying Angel - 5 ntri, Venom +4. - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 5] Oct 01 21:41:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Ta ta, don't get drugged out of your mind now!" Oct 01 21:41:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> TO THE DOORS Oct 01 21:41:48 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hakutaku]** Heh heh... You have fun with that! Oct 01 21:42:33 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Scullery, abandoned // Front (**Shortcut -2**): Studio room, forsaken // Right: Trash room, abandoned Oct 01 21:42:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> Forsaken Studio it is. Oct 01 21:47:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _An old, dusty, forsaken studio room. You see two strange creatures... Two **blue blobs** seem to have developed and grown into this room, on Side 2. However, they are completely immobile, aside from occasionally quivering._ Oct 01 21:47:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Combat is not engaged - you do not have to fight them and you can safely bypass them._ Oct 01 21:48:15 <HashiBot> <Reina> Let's /not/ fight them. Oct 01 21:48:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> Rooms, please. Oct 01 21:49:13 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Youkai bedroom (danchi), disaffected // Front: Locker room, abandoned // Right: Empty club room, disaffected Oct 01 21:49:24 <HashiBot> <Reina> Locker room me. Oct 01 21:52:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _An abandoned locker room. All of the lockers have already been forced open and looted a long time ago. Two **SRT Guards**, in full kit, complete with rifles and handguns, are chatting around on Side 3. They don't seem hostile (and therefore combat is not on), but you have like a feeling that they wouldn't be huge fans of you._ Oct 01 21:52:45 <HashiBot> <Reina> I am leaving. Oct 01 21:52:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> I am leaving SO FAR AWAY. Oct 01 21:53:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> Door me, please. Oct 01 21:55:44 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Empty forge, abandoned // Front: Armory room, abandoned // Right: Featureless room (D) Oct 01 21:55:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> Armory Room. Oct 01 21:56:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _An armory room. Sadly, it's been looted already... There is, however, a piece of **LBE** on the floor._ Oct 01 21:56:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> What is it? Oct 01 21:56:57 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) Blackhawk LRAK Gunner kit - Capacity 4 units + Ammo (Belts only, max 4) + Food (Beverages only, max 2) Oct 01 21:57:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A tactical vest designed to carry ammo belts and drinks. Specifically._ Oct 01 21:57:39 <HashiBot> <Reina> Hmmmmmm. Can I fold it up and toss it in the bag? Oct 01 21:58:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Yes, you may._ Oct 01 21:58:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> Let's do it, then. Oct 01 21:58:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You take a turn to fold down the tactical vest._ Oct 01 21:58:37 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) Blackhawk LRAK Gunner kit - Folded down - Weight: 5 Oct 01 21:59:02 <HashiBot> <Reina> Into the bag it goes! Oct 01 21:59:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> Now, Room me. Oct 01 22:01:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Backpack / Main: 82.73 /100 Oct 01 22:02:59 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Empty workshop, **dark** // Front: Classroom, **dark** // Right: Classroom, abandoned Oct 01 22:03:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> Let's not get eaten by grues. Right classroom it is. Oct 01 22:08:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _An abandoned classroom. The chalkboard has @graffiti etched on it. There seems to be **stuff** in the teacher's desk as well..._ Oct 01 22:08:46 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 22:08:47 <HashiBot> @graffiti Oct 01 22:08:47 <MazeBot> [Shoot here] Oct 01 22:08:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> Ehhhhhhh. Oct 01 22:09:12 <HashiBot> <Reina> First, what's the stuff on the teacher's desk? Oct 01 22:12:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Unfortunately, the teacher's desk is empty - these are just charred, rotted papers._ Oct 01 22:13:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll take another glance at the chalkboard - specfically, I'm trying to remove it off the wall, tugging on the edges. Oct 01 22:13:18 <HashiBot> <Reina> Is the graffiti /just/ graffiti, or is there something actually inside? Oct 01 22:14:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Who knows?_ Oct 01 22:14:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You can't pull the chalkboard off the wall, it seems to be nailed down pretty solidly._ Oct 01 22:15:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> Fuck it, I'm willing to play along. Oct 01 22:15:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, first - take out the flechette and put in my leg vest. Oct 01 22:16:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> Then load 5 rounds of regular buckshot from my leg BLE back into the Browning Oct 01 22:16:29 <HashiBot> <Reina> And then I'll just fucking shoot the chalkboard. Oct 01 22:22:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> ... Oct 01 22:22:47 <Hebizuka> (( Wait she's actually going t-- Oct 01 22:22:49 <Hebizuka> (( AHAHAHAH OKAY Oct 01 22:22:58 <Hebizuka> (( LET'S ROLL WITH IT Oct 01 22:23:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You spent a turn unloading your Auto-5, and two more turns loading buckshot back._ Oct 01 22:23:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> I mean, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG RIGHT Oct 01 22:23:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You have no buckshot in your leg rig - only flechette (15 shells of it)_ Oct 01 22:24:01 <HashiBot> <Reina> It's not like Buckshot's going to be useful against dragons. Oct 01 22:24:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> Ah, okay. From my backpack, then. Oct 01 22:24:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _However you do have 14 shells of buckshot in Vest/Main_ Oct 01 22:24:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> Oooor that. Oct 01 22:24:20 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Would that be fine?_ Oct 01 22:24:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> 5 from the vest! Oct 01 22:25:48 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Your Auto-5 is loaded with buckshot once again. What do you intend to do now?_ Oct 01 22:26:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'm going to shoot the chalkboard, of course. Oct 01 22:26:39 <HashiBot> <Reina> I mean, worse comes to worst, I'm down a shell. Which is - yeah, whatever. Oct 01 22:27:02 <HashiBot> <Reina> Allow a girl her eccentricities. Oct 01 22:27:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Okay. This is not for accuracy - since you will automatically hit (I mean, it's a non-moving target) - but can you please toss a 2d6? Oct 01 22:27:52 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 22:27:52 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 Oct 01 22:27:52 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 9 Oct 01 22:27:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> YES Oct 01 22:27:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> SOLID Oct 01 22:28:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _THOOM. You shot the chalkboard! It shatters in tiny little chalkboard pieces!_ Oct 01 22:28:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> NOW Oct 01 22:28:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> IS THERE ANYTHING BEHIND THE BOARD Oct 01 22:28:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _No. There's just a wall._ Oct 01 22:28:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> WET FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART Oct 01 22:29:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> But it was fun, though. Oct 01 22:29:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> Alright, I'll reload another buckshot from my vest, and be on my way. Oct 01 22:29:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You spent another turn just to load a new buckshot shell. You're back to full capacity._ Oct 01 22:30:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You have 8 shells of Standard Buckshot left in Vest/Main, and 10 of Standard Flechette._ Oct 01 22:31:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> Sounds good. Door me. Oct 01 22:34:48 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Old byway (D) // Front: Pathway (S) // Right: Empty dojo, abandoned Oct 01 22:35:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> Pathway, more shortcuts please! Oct 01 22:36:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Another pathway. The front door is a -2 shortcut. A **warg** is roaming about on Side 4. This is a hostile creature._ Oct 01 22:37:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Combat mode is ON. Turn 1 - Next move?_ Oct 01 22:38:56 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 22:38:57 <HashiBot> @cover Oct 01 22:38:57 <MazeBot> A metallic file case full of papers. (Health: 53, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: A2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) Oct 01 22:39:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> Fuck it, I'll try for it. Oct 01 22:39:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> Dive for cover! Oct 01 22:39:21 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 22:39:22 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6+1 Oct 01 22:39:22 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 7:6+1 Oct 01 22:39:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Success!_ Oct 01 22:39:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You have maintained stealth (barely). You may act this turn without retaliation._ Oct 01 22:40:02 <HashiBot> <Reina> Three shots, Browning, Warg. No fancy headshots, just firing. Oct 01 22:41:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You may roll for 3 shots. Oct 01 22:41:34 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 22:41:34 <HashiBot> @roll 3#2d6 Oct 01 22:41:34 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 7;3;5 Oct 01 22:41:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> FUCK Oct 01 22:41:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Hit, miss, miss. Roll 1d9. Oct 01 22:41:53 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 22:41:53 <HashiBot> @roll 1d9 Oct 01 22:41:53 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 3 Oct 01 22:41:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> COME Oct 01 22:41:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> THE FUCK Oct 01 22:41:59 <HashiBot> <Reina> ON Oct 01 22:42:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Three pellets strike the warg in the torso._ Oct 01 22:43:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The large canine has been crippled from the fire! It yelps in pain._ Oct 01 22:43:41 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 1... The warg bleeds, and starts leaving a red trail under it._ Oct 01 22:44:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 2, what is your next move?_ Oct 01 22:45:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> Ughhhhhhhhh. Nope, fuck it, I'm leaving. Oct 01 22:45:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'm running away towards the front door. Oct 01 22:45:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _That's funny, that's also the idea the warg had!_ Oct 01 22:45:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> WAIT WHAT Oct 01 22:45:50 <HashiBot> <Reina> OKAY Oct 01 22:45:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'LL TAKE THAT Oct 01 22:46:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Roll a 1d2. Oct 01 22:46:13 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 22:46:14 <HashiBot> @roll 1d2 Oct 01 22:46:14 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 1 Oct 01 22:46:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Yep, the warg runs away through the front door first._ Oct 01 22:46:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The fight is over. (2 turns) - Opponent has fled and denied you a kill._ Oct 01 22:46:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, that's fine. Oct 01 22:46:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll reload my three shots from my vest, and THEN go through the door. Oct 01 22:47:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _5 shells of standard buckshot left in Vest/Main. Your Auto-5 is topped off to full._ Oct 01 22:47:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, through the front door. Oct 01 22:48:18 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Locker room, **deserted** // Front: Classroom, abandoned // Right: Passage (D) Oct 01 22:48:28 <HashiBot> <Reina> Abandoned classroom. Oct 01 22:48:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> Hey, maybe there'll be another piece of grafitti telling me what to do. Oct 01 22:50:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Another classroom, with another big chalkboard. You see a red trail across the room, from the door you just passed through, to the right door. It looks like the warg is far ahead now. The chalkboard does have another @graffiti for you to read. There is nothing else here._ Oct 01 22:50:43 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 22:50:43 <HashiBot> @grafitti Oct 01 22:50:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> Er Oct 01 22:50:50 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Oct 01 22:50:50 <HashiBot> @graffiti Oct 01 22:50:50 <MazeBot> stole all your beer, barney. Oct 01 22:50:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Darn._ Oct 01 22:50:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> Welp. Oct 01 22:51:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> Alright, what's next? Oct 01 22:54:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> Is it over? Oct 01 22:54:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> Am I safe from the UA? Oct 01 22:54:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It's far from over._ Oct 01 22:55:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> RIP. Oct 01 22:55:48 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Youkai bedroom (danchi), abandoned // Front: Featureless room (D) // Right: Highway (S) Oct 01 22:56:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> LIFE ON THE HIGHWAY Oct 01 22:56:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING. Oct 01 22:56:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> MORE SHORTCUTS Oct 01 22:58:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A highway - a frequently used road section. The front door leads to a -3 shortcut. There is an abandoned **firearm** on the floor._ Oct 01 22:58:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> Oooookay.... Oct 01 22:58:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> What is it? Oct 01 22:59:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> Is it a shotgun? Oct 01 22:59:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> Is it an Armsel Protecta? Oct 01 23:00:00 <Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - R2/Regular - IMI Desert Eagle Mark XIX 50 pistol | .50 AE - Semi-auto - 6" - N | Optic[n/a,NATO-S] | Deagle .50 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 - [5+1 /7, Standard JHP] - Condition: **Bad** // Cleanliness: Lubricated) Oct 01 23:01:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, more stuff to sell. Oct 01 23:01:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> Into the bag. Oct 01 23:01:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> And then, the shortcut! Oct 01 23:01:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You bag the small penis compensation device._ Oct 01 23:02:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Pack / Main: 87.73 /100 Oct 01 23:04:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> Man, how much money do I have in guns? Oct 01 23:04:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Excluding grenades and melee weapons, you carry a Colt SAA, a Ruger Mini-30, a Taurus Tracker M455, a Sterling L2A3, and now a Deagle .50._ Oct 01 23:04:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _How much money you make depends on their condition._ Oct 01 23:05:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> Well, we'll see at the end of it. Oct 01 23:05:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> -3 room shortcut, please! Oct 01 23:06:09 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Roadway (S) // Front (**Shortcut -3**): Laundry room, abandoned // Right: Prison room, abandoned Oct 01 23:06:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> To the Laundry Room. Oct 01 23:08:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The shortcut takes you farther ahead... You enter an abandoned laundry room, with its rows of washing machines. Unfortunately, there is nothing of use here._ Oct 01 23:08:19 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Classroom, **dark** // Front: Trash room, abandoned // Right: Shower room, **overgrown** Oct 01 23:08:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> Trash Room. LEt's keep this pace up. Oct 01 23:10:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _An abandoned trash room, full of dumpsters. The smell here is... not pleasant. You see something strange here - the half-decomposed remains of what looks like a **zombie in a clown costume**, right next to the charred carcass of a **M249 drone**, which appears to have violently exploded alongside its weapon and ammunition._ Oct 01 23:11:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _There was a fight here that ended badly for both of them. Neither can be looted, sadly._ Oct 01 23:11:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'm okay with not dealing with either. Oct 01 23:11:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> Let's get out of here. Oct 01 23:12:08 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Empty forge, abandoned // Front: Empty forge, **deserted** // Right: Armory room, abandoned Oct 01 23:12:18 <HashiBot> <Reina> Deserted forge, please. Oct 01 23:12:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> More desertion, less encounters, right? Oct 01 23:12:28 <HashiBot> <Reina> Right. Oct 01 23:12:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Fatigue: 30.0%] Oct 01 23:13:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The empty forge may have been recently deserted, but it has been already looted! There is nothing else here._ Oct 01 23:14:00 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] To Joliet Sector Oct 01 23:14:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> That's fine. Oct 01 23:14:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> FINALLY. Oct 01 23:14:15 <HashiBot> <Reina> TIME TO DO SOME SHOOOOPPPIIIING Oct 01 23:15:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It is 10:32 AM when you emerge out of the UA, after 13 rooms. You have arrived in Joliet Sector again. You will not be stopped at the Town Gate if you enter, but the Guards on gate duty will give you dirty looks._ Oct 01 23:16:08 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yeah, well, fuck 'em. I did the time so they can piss off. Oct 01 23:16:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> Let's go in and do some selling. Oct 01 23:16:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Do you want to head straight to a given shop, or do you wanna go to the social square center to look at the map?_ Oct 01 23:16:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> Let's start with the clothing shop. Oct 01 23:17:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> I have so many useless clothes right now. Oct 01 23:17:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Remember that LBE can also be bought and sold at clothing stores. Oct 01 23:17:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> That's the plan~ Oct 01 23:18:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It will take 23 rooms to stroll through from the Gap corridor all the way to the Joliet Mall and the Clothing store there. Is this OK?_ Oct 01 23:18:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. Oct 01 23:18:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Strolling like a queen in progress..._ Oct 01 23:21:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Joliet Sector is as lively and bustling as ever, even considering it's still the morning. You make your way to the clothing store, where you see several patrons already, discussing and browsing display items. The store owner expectantly awaits for the next customer._ Oct 01 23:21:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hey there. Just got some human clothes and armor to sell to you!" Oct 01 23:21:45 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Your clothing wouldn't be able to contain my sweater puppies anyway." Oct 01 23:22:34 <HashiBot> <Reina> The brand new leather jacket, the two folded up leg LBEs, the vest I just found, aaand the add on armor from Fort Silver. Oct 01 23:22:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Clothing shop]** Oh, that's quite alright! Let me see what you've got... Oct 01 23:23:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> And I do believe that's all my clothing. Oct 01 23:24:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _I see only one folded up leg rig, which is an AMR leg rig._ Oct 01 23:26:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> I also have the Condor leg rig? Oct 01 23:26:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> Oh, wait. Oct 01 23:26:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'm actually still wearing it. Oct 01 23:26:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> WOMP WOMP. Oct 01 23:26:39 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You're wearing that, yeah. Oct 01 23:26:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yeah, I'll take it off and sell it too. Sexily. Letting my hands run down my powerful thighs. Oct 01 23:26:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> Slowly unstrapping it and letting everyone watch. Oct 01 23:27:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Nobody seems to pay any attention._ Oct 01 23:27:29 <HashiBot> <Reina> It's more for me, anyways. Oct 01 23:27:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> Now, how much do I get for all of it? Oct 01 23:27:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You took off the Condor MA65 rig, and placed it on the counter alongside the rest._ Oct 01 23:28:35 <Hebizuka> SELLING Oct 01 23:28:35 <Hebizuka> Leather jacket - 35 P$ Oct 01 23:28:35 <Hebizuka> AMR leg rig - 200 P$ Oct 01 23:28:35 <Hebizuka> K armor arm pads - 175 P$ Oct 01 23:28:35 <Hebizuka> Blackhawk LRAK tactical vest - 275 P$ Oct 01 23:28:35 <Hebizuka> Condor MA65 leg rig - 100 P$ Oct 01 23:28:35 <Hebizuka> TOTAL due to Contestant: 785 P$ Oct 01 23:28:53 <HashiBot> <Reina> Cha chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. Oct 01 23:28:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Sell all? Oct 01 23:29:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. Oct 01 23:29:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _OK. Selling items..._ Oct 01 23:29:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Backpack / Main: 72.73 /100 Oct 01 23:30:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Clothing shop owner]** Thank you! Would you like to browse our items for sale, or do you want to cash out? Oct 01 23:30:39 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hmmm, I'll do a quick bit of window shopping." Oct 01 23:30:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I mean, you do understand that it'd be preeetty difficult to find something that'd fit me." Oct 01 23:31:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Clothing shop owner]** I understand that our selection of clothing and armor may not cater to youkai, but our load-bearing equipment may still be of use to you! Oct 01 23:32:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Products for sale: Clothing, Armor, LBE, Trauma plates, Gas masks_ Oct 01 23:32:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Your gas masks wouldn't fit me, huh?" Oct 01 23:32:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Clothing shop owner]** Actually, they can. They are 100% adjustable. Oct 01 23:32:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Oooh, then let's check those out!" Oct 01 23:33:24 <Hebizuka> [Key item/Face gear] A gas mask. A respirator device that can be worn to protect against the effects of gas clouds. - Weight: 1 - [Filter: 20 /20 turns] - [Quantity: 2] Oct 01 23:33:39 <Hebizuka> _Available for 200 P$ apiece._ Oct 01 23:33:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hmmm. And your LBE?" Oct 01 23:35:42 <Hebizuka> <Load-bearing equipment for sale> Oct 01 23:35:42 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Leg rig) Condor utility rig - Capacity 4 units - [Quantity: 2] Oct 01 23:35:42 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) SOBR assault vest - Capacity 8 units + Ammo 1 (8 mags only, max tier: Large) + Ammo 2 (GL grenades only, max 4) Oct 01 23:35:42 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Leg rig) Shinobi rig - Capacity 0 units + Spare wpn (Max 6, Only the following weapons: Shuriken, Kunai, Pocket knife, Ballistic knife, Stiletto knife.) Oct 01 23:35:42 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) TT-1E Pistol vest - Capacity 5 units + Ammo 1 (3 pistol mags only, max tier: Small) + Ammo 2 (3 mags only, max tier: Medium) + Spare wpn. (1x C3 wpn only, max wgt 3) Oct 01 23:35:42 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Leg rig) Condor MA65 mag rig - Capacity 0 units + Ammo (4 mags only, max tier: Medium) Oct 01 23:35:42 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Student's backpack - Capacity 30 units - [Quantity: 2] Oct 01 23:35:42 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Leg rig) Pistol mag rig - Capacity 0 units + Ammo (3 pistol mags only, max tier: Small, max mag capacity: 20 rounds) Oct 01 23:35:42 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) TT-1F Medic vest - Capacity 5 units + Meds 1 (1 unit meds only, max 2) + Meds 2 (0.1 unit meds only, max 10) + Ammo (3 mags only, max tier: Medium) Oct 01 23:35:42 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Blackhawk USAR bag - Capacity 150 units Oct 01 23:35:42 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Leg rig) BDS 40mm rig - Capacity 0 units + Ammo (GL grenades only, max 8) Oct 01 23:35:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> Oh okay. Oct 01 23:36:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Clothing shop owner]** See anything you like? Oct 01 23:36:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> "BIG BLACK BAGS." Oct 01 23:36:18 <HashiBot> <Reina> "BIG." Oct 01 23:36:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> "BLACKHAWK" Oct 01 23:36:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> "CONTAINER" Oct 01 23:36:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> "How much is that?" Oct 01 23:37:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Clothing shop owner]** Oh, the USAR? It's 1500 P$, ma'am. Oct 01 23:38:18 <HashiBot> <Reina> "How much can I get for this 100 capacity bag I'm using right now?" Oct 01 23:40:41 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Clothing shop owner]** Oh, for this PLCE Bergen rucksack? I can give you 550 P$. That would bring your total to 1335 P$. Oct 01 23:42:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, so, I have 540 in my pouch, + 1335 = 1875, - 1500 = 375. Oct 01 23:42:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Alright, I'm trading it in and this should cover the difference. Oct 01 23:43:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> "And I'll buy a gas mask as well!" Oct 01 23:43:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You will sell your PLCE Bergen, buy a Blackhawk USAR and a gas mask, then use your cash on hand to cover the difference. Is this OK?_ Oct 01 23:43:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup~ Oct 01 23:46:30 <Hebizuka> SELLING Oct 01 23:46:30 <Hebizuka> PLCE Bergen - 550 P$ Oct 01 23:46:30 <Hebizuka> BUYING Oct 01 23:46:30 <Hebizuka> Blackhawk USAR - 1500 P$ Oct 01 23:46:30 <Hebizuka> Gas mask - 200 P$ Oct 01 23:46:30 <Hebizuka> TOTAL: 1150 P$ Oct 01 23:46:30 <Hebizuka> minus existing credit: 785 P$ Oct 01 23:46:30 <Hebizuka> TOTAL due to shop: 365 P$ Oct 01 23:47:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> 365 to the store it is! Oct 01 23:48:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _175 P$ left in money pouch. Buying and selling items, please wait..._ Oct 01 23:48:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The clothing shop owner helpfully helps you transfer your backpack contents from your old to your new one..._ Oct 01 23:48:59 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Blackhawk USAR bag - Capacity 150 units Oct 01 23:49:03 <Hebizuka> [Key item/Face gear] A gas mask. A respirator device that can be worn to protect against the effects of gas clouds. - Weight: 1 - [Filter: 20 /20 turns] Oct 01 23:49:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Oct 01 23:49:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Oct 01 23:49:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Do you wish to place the gas mask in your key items?_ Oct 01 23:49:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, gas mask onto the belt, and now to the weapon store! Oct 01 23:49:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> Gun store, specifically. Oct 01 23:50:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _One moment._ Oct 01 23:51:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Your new maximum capacity is 150 units. Oct 01 23:51:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Backpack / Main: 72.73 /150 Oct 01 23:51:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> I CAN TAKE IT ALL BIG GUY Oct 01 23:51:52 <HashiBot> <Reina> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oct 01 23:52:39 <HashiBot> <Reina> Alrighty, let's do it! Oct 01 23:52:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Clothing shop owner]** Thank you, come again soon! Oct 01 23:52:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Do you want specifically the gun shop, or the general weapon shop?_ Oct 01 23:53:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> Gun shop. Oct 01 23:56:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You exit the clothing shop, and make your way to the Joliet Gun Shop. The process takes 7 rooms._ Oct 01 23:56:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The gun shop isn't very frequented - you get the impression the competition of the neighboring weapon shop makes business difficult here. The gun shop owner nonetheless welcomes you._ Oct 01 23:57:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Am I gonna make your day, handsome." Oct 01 23:58:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** Depends. Whatchu looking for, lady? Oct 01 23:58:14 <HashiBot> <Reina> And with that, I just dump every last piece of non shotgun weaponry and non-shotgun ammunition onto the counter from my BIG Oct 01 23:58:15 <HashiBot> <Reina> BLACK Oct 01 23:58:17 <HashiBot> <Reina> CONTAINER Oct 01 23:58:50 <HashiBot> <Reina> "How much can I get for this, hehe, 'dragon's horde'?" Oct 01 23:59:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _If you don't mind, please specifically list it._ Oct 02 00:00:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> [Weapon] Class 3 - R1/Common - Colt Single Action Army revolver | .45 Colt - Single-action - 5.5" - N | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds, no +1 | Weight: 3 - [6/6, Standard LSWC] - (Condition: Good / Cleanliness: Clean) [Weapon] Class 1 - R2/Regular - Ruger Mini-30 conventional rifle | 7.62x39mm - Semi-auto - 18.5" - S | No accessory | Mini-30 5-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [2+1/5, Standard JHP] - (Condition: **Poor** / Oct 02 00:00:56 <HashiBot> Cleanliness: **Caked**) [Weapon] Class 3 - R1/Common - Taurus Tracker M455 revolver | .45 ACP - DA/SA - 4" - N | M.Brake(I) | Cylinder, 5 rounds, no +1 | Weight: 3 - [1/5, Standard LSWC] - Condition: Excellent / Cleanliness: Clean [Weapon] Class 2 - R2/Regular - Sterling L2A3 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full - 7.7" - FS | AutoROF: 5 | No accessory | Sterling 34-round mag, no +1 | Weight: 5 - [24 /34, Standard UHS] - Oct 02 00:00:56 <HashiBot> Condition: Good / Cleanliness: Fouled Oct 02 00:01:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> [Ammunition] .45 Colt, Standard LSWC, 50 rounds - Weight: 1 (0.02 per round) [Ammunition] .260 Remington, Standard FMJ, 9 rounds - Weight: 0.18 (0.02 per round) [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Kedr 30-round extended magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.1 (0.6) - [10/30, High Impulse (+P) FMJ] [Ammunition] .45 Colt, Custom handload (Reg/+P/AP), 50 rounds - Weight: 1 (0.02 per round) [Weapon accessory] Magazine: USAS-12 Oct 02 00:01:04 <HashiBot> 10-round magazine. Size tier: Large ; Weight: 1.2+0.2 (1.4) - [4/10, Magnum (+P) HP-Slug] [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Colt M1911A1 7-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25 [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Colt M1911A1 7-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25 [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Colt M1911A1 7-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25 [Ammunition] Box of .45 ACP, Standard FMJ, 50 rounds - [50/50] - Weight: 1 Oct 02 00:01:04 <HashiBot> (0.02 per round) [Handloading] Box of cases, .40 S&W - [Quantity: 50 /50] - weight: 1 (0.02 per case) [Handloading] Spent case, 5.56x45mm NATO - [Quantity: 19] - weight: 0.19 (0.01 per case) [Ammunition] .303 British, Standard FMJ, 8 rounds - Weight: 0.4 (0.05 per round) [Ammunition] .40 S&W, Standard Lead, 11 rounds - Weight: 0.22 (0.02 per round) [Weapon] Class 3 - R1/Common - Colt M1911A1 pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto - 5" - N | No Oct 02 00:01:04 <HashiBot> accessory | M1911A1 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [0+0/7, Empty] - (Condition: Brand new / Cleanliness: Perfect) Oct 02 00:01:14 <HashiBot> <Reina> "It's a loooot of stuff." Oct 02 00:02:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** God _damn_... Let me take a look at it all. Oct 02 00:03:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Take your time. And let me know if you want me to put on a show while you do your work, /handsome/." Oct 02 00:03:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** Umm, no distractions, please. Oct 02 00:03:50 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Psh." Oct 02 00:09:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Do you also want to sell the Desert Eagle? I did not see it in the list above._ Oct 02 00:10:12 <HashiBot> <Reina> Oh. Oct 02 00:10:14 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yes, yes please. Oct 02 00:10:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> Sell the Deagle. Oct 02 00:10:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> I must have missed it in the copy/paste. Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> SELLING Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> Colt SAA - 213 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> Ruger Mini-30 - 147 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> Taurus Tracker M455 - 70 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> Sterling L2A3 - 390 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> Colt M1911A1 - 138 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> Desert Eagle MkXIX .50 - 40 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> Kedr 30-round extended magazine - 43 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> USAS-12 10-round magazine - 75 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> Colt M1911A1 7-round magazine, x3 - 60 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> .45 Colt, Standard LSWC, x56 - 48 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> .45 Colt, Custom handload (Reg/+P/AP), x50 - 165 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> 7.62x39mm, Standard JHP, x3 - 16 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> .45 ACP, Standard LSWC, x1 - 1 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> .45 ACP, Standard FMJ, x50 - 50 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> 9x19mm, Standard UHS, x24 - 30 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> .260 Remington, Standard FMJ, x9 - 27 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> 9x18mm Makarov, High Impulse (+P) FMJ, x10 - 5 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> 12 gauge, Magnum (+P) HP-Slug, x4 - 22 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> .303 British, Standard FMJ, x8 - 22 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> .40 S&W, Standard Lead, x11 - 4 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> .50 Action Express, Standard JHP, x6 - 41 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> Spent cases, .40 S&W, x50 - 9 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> Spent cases, 5.56x45mm NATO, x19 - 9 P$ Oct 02 01:10:04 <Hebizuka> TOTAL due to Contestant: 1625 P$ Oct 02 01:11:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( Reina holy shit. Oct 02 01:11:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Okay, so - do you have shotgun ammo and shotgun accessories?" Oct 02 01:11:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Because I need a lot of both." Oct 02 01:13:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** If you don't mind, I'm gonna go get a crate to carry all of that stuff to my storage room. I'll answer your question afterwards. Oct 02 01:13:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Removing items from inventory..._ Oct 02 01:14:11 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I feel so pretty." Oct 02 01:14:14 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I feel so witty." Oct 02 01:14:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I feel so pretty, and witty, and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay." Oct 02 01:15:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> Even MY insane, sculpted phisique strains carrying all of that loose ammo and guns, and it's definitely a weight off my shoulders now that it's all gone. Oct 02 01:16:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _As I reminder, you still have the SR-3 Vikhr and the three magazines for that._ Oct 02 01:16:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Backpack / Main: 33.45 /150 Oct 02 01:17:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It does feel like a huge load has been... um. Removed from your shoulders._ Oct 02 01:17:15 <HashiBot> <Reina> "OH WAIT." Oct 02 01:17:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> "LET ME STROKE OUT THIS LAST BIT." Oct 02 01:17:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The gun shop owner does an "oh god" face._ Oct 02 01:17:43 <HashiBot> <Reina> And then I take out the SR-3Vikhr and its magazines. Oct 02 01:19:43 <Hebizuka> SELLING Oct 02 01:19:43 <Hebizuka> SR-3 Vikhr - 865 P$ Oct 02 01:19:43 <Hebizuka> AS Val 20-round magazine, x3 - 368 P$ Oct 02 01:19:43 <Hebizuka> 9x39mm, Reduced Velocity FMJ, x80 - 144 P$ Oct 02 01:19:43 <Hebizuka> TOTAL due to Contestant: 1377 P$ Oct 02 01:20:15 <HashiBot> <Reina> " /There/ we go." Oct 02 01:20:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Okay, now I wanna buy shotgun ammo and accessories." Oct 02 01:20:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You sold the SR-3 Vikhr plus ammo. Your total credit is now **3002 P$**._ Oct 02 01:32:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** What shotgun calibers are you looking for? Oct 02 01:32:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> "12 gauge, and 12 gauge accessories. Was hoping you'd have chokes, or maybe silencers." Oct 02 01:39:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** Yeah, I've got 12 gauge ammo, lemme check what exactly. Oct 02 01:39:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** Oh... Damn. Oct 02 01:39:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> "And the actual shotguns - oh fuck off it's .410 bore isn't it." Oct 02 01:41:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** I have only one box of 12 gauge left... But I also have this bulk can I couldn't sell... 200 rounds. Oct 02 01:43:03 <Hebizuka> 12 gauge - 1 box remaining + 1 bulk can remaining. All boxes are 10 rounds, all bulk cans are 200 rounds Oct 02 01:43:03 <Hebizuka> Standard line Oct 02 01:43:03 <Hebizuka> Rubber buckshot: 1 box left - 30 P$ Oct 02 01:43:03 <Hebizuka> Flechette: 1 bulk can left - 2400 P$ Oct 02 01:43:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I TAKE THOSE." Oct 02 01:43:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** What-- all of it? Oct 02 01:44:18 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Actuqlly wait. What shotguns and accessories do you have?" Oct 02 01:44:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** Lemme check. Oct 02 01:45:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> "But otherwise yeah I'll totally fucking take those. Oct 02 01:47:44 <Hebizuka> (Weapon accessories) Oct 02 01:47:44 <Hebizuka> Muzzle brake, Rifle, Standard, .338 - 250 P$ Oct 02 01:47:44 <Hebizuka> Underbarrel grenade launcher, SIG GL5040 (40mm NATO) - 600 P$ Oct 02 01:47:44 <Hebizuka> Optic, Scope, PSO-1 (4x, WP mount) - 900 P$ Oct 02 01:47:44 <Hebizuka> Bayonet, Ishapore Long Blade - 470 P$ Oct 02 01:47:44 <Hebizuka> Optic, Scope, 1P21 PO3 Minuta (9x, WP mount) - 1400 P$ Oct 02 01:47:44 <Hebizuka> Bayonet, 6X5 AK - 250 P$ Oct 02 01:47:44 <Hebizuka> Silencer, Pistol, Standard, .40 - 250 P$ Oct 02 01:47:44 <Hebizuka> Bayonet, BM59 - 300 P$ Oct 02 01:48:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Ans actual shottys?" Oct 02 01:50:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** Shotguns for sale? I have an **Armsel Protecta** in the new weapons section, for sale 1550 P$. Otherwise, I have a few more in the used weapons bin; a **Baikal MP-153** and a **Baikal MP-27M** , both used but still in fair condition. Oct 02 01:51:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> "OH MY FUCKING GOD I WANT THAT!" Oct 02 01:51:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> "IT'S MY BABY!" Oct 02 01:51:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> "THE BEST SHOTGUN TO EVER BE MADE BY MORTAL HANDS!" Oct 02 01:51:48 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** Wha- What? Which? Oct 02 01:52:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> "THE GRACE OF THE DIVINE INFUSED INTO BASE METALS!" Oct 02 01:52:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The gun shop owner looks nervous._ Oct 02 01:52:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> "THE DRAGONSLAYER, THE GUARDIAN, THE ARMSEL PROTECTA!" Oct 02 01:53:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** O-oh. Well...It's... an interesting shotgun, for sure. So, should I assume you're buying this and the 12 gauge ammo? Does that include both the bulk can of flechette and the rubber buckshot?... Oct 02 01:54:08 <HashiBot> <Reina> "So i'm buying that and the bulk can. How much do I need to wire you?" Oct 02 01:57:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** Oh. Well. The bulk can is 2400 and the Protecta is 1550, so it's 3950 P$ total. Minus your credit from sales, that leaves 948 P$ to pay. Oct 02 01:59:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You may call your bank to have the money wired to this shop. This operation is free of charge, but will burn a battery unit._ Oct 02 01:59:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> Well, time to call the bank. Oct 02 01:59:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> RING RING MOTHER FUCKERS Oct 02 02:00:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Bank balance: 3836 P$. After wiring 948 P$ to the Joliet Gun Shop, you will have 2888 P$ remaining. Confirm the transfer?_ Oct 02 02:02:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> AND I STILL HAVE SO MUCH CASH AFTERWARDS Oct 02 02:02:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> HELL YEAH. Oct 02 02:08:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Processing..._ Oct 02 02:08:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Phone battery: 4/6 Oct 02 02:09:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Bank balance: 2888 P$ Oct 02 02:10:15 <Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - R4/Superior - Armsel Protecta shotgun | 12 gauge - Semi-auto - 18.5" - FS | Foregrip(I) | Cylinder, 12 rounds, no +1 | Weight: 18 - [0 /12, Empty] (Condition: Brand new / Cleanliness: Lubricated) Oct 02 02:10:15 <Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Bulk can of 12 gauge, Standard Flechette, 200 rounds - [200/200] - Weight: 10 (0.05 per round) Oct 02 02:10:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** Pleasure doing business with you. Here's your stuff. Oct 02 02:12:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oct 02 02:12:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> I Oct 02 02:12:28 <HashiBot> <Reina> HAVE Oct 02 02:12:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> THE POOOOOOOWEERRRRRRRRR Oct 02 02:13:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> So I'm shoving as many shells I can into my leg LBE and my Vest shotgun pouch, and then the rest can go into my backpack. Oct 02 02:13:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> Ah, but not before I fill her up with Flechette. Oct 02 02:13:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> And equip herm Oct 02 02:14:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You can fit 5 extra shells in your leg rig and 10 extra in Vest/Shells. That will leave 185 shells in the backpack. Is this OK?_ Oct 02 02:14:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _173 if you take out 12 to load the Protecta up._ Oct 02 02:14:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> Load the Protecta first, but yes! Oct 02 02:15:02 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. Oct 02 02:15:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _OK._ Oct 02 02:15:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Vest/Shells is full (20/20, with 10 shells of Flechette and 10 of Magnum P-Buck. Oct 02 02:15:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Leg rig is full (20/20), entirely with the blue-colored Flechette. Oct 02 02:15:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It took 4 turns to load the Protecta up to full._ Oct 02 02:16:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _173x 12 gauge,Standard Flechette have been placed in the backpack._ Oct 02 02:16:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> "There's nothing like slamming a nice packed shell into a Protecta's lubricated hole." Oct 02 02:16:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Backpack / Main: 37.3 /150 Oct 02 02:19:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> OKAY. Oct 02 02:19:28 <HashiBot> <Reina> NOW TO THE WORKSHOP. Oct 02 02:32:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> GOTTA BUY ME A PORTABLE COOKER Oct 02 02:32:17 <HashiBot> <Reina> AND EAT ALL THE DRAGONS Oct 02 02:33:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Now that you're finished at the gun shop, you move to the workshop in the mall, just 5 rooms away._ Oct 02 02:33:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The workshop engineer is busy with the perpetual cleaning and rearranging of his shop space. He's listening._ Oct 02 02:34:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hey handsome, tell me you have a portable stove and fuel to go with it?" Oct 02 02:34:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Or some phone batteries, those are pretty useful too." Oct 02 02:37:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engineer]** Lemme check. No guarantees. Oct 02 02:42:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> No worries. Oct 02 03:12:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engineer]** Sorry. All out of phone batteries. No butane canisters or stove kits either. Oct 02 03:13:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> "You suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." Oct 02 03:13:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> Alright, let's just go to the hospital. (Next time.) Oct 02 03:15:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( Yeah, let's end it for now, it was a hella long session. Oct 02 03:54:48 <Hebizuka> [Session end]