Log:V4 Session 92 (Meta, no ontology)

Apr 18 15:12:39 <Hebizuka> [Session start!] Apr 18 15:14:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Welcome back to the Mazes, Reina Miyako-Knight. On the last session, you finished Sidequest S3-1, and you made it on the other end of the ESSN tunnel you were on. You're currently in the generator facility in Sirvarris, in the service hatch room. You're feeling hungry and thirsty, which is understandable after such a long bout of boring traveling in a giant tube. Priam is still by your side, waiting for the next move._ Apr 18 15:15:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> First things first, let's hit the closest restraunt. I need to fill up on food and drink before I think about starting to train. Apr 18 15:16:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _I'll give you the town map in just a second._ Apr 18 15:16:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Priam, we're going to be practicing in the dojo for a bit. With all those big, thick muscles, I want to make sure you know how to throw a punch and swing a chainsaw." Apr 18 15:16:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** If you insist. Apr 18 15:17:07 <Hebizuka> < Sirvarris - Town map > Apr 18 15:17:07 <Hebizuka> Food production: Artificial light farm Apr 18 15:17:07 <Hebizuka> Water production: UA water recycling unit Apr 18 15:17:07 <Hebizuka> Residential areas: 4 (HR4 Bunkdorms, HR4 Bunkdorms, HR2 Double beds, HR2 Double beds) + Hotel Apr 18 15:17:07 <Hebizuka> The hotel is called The Travelers Inn. Apr 18 15:17:07 <Hebizuka> Social square facilities: Hiring bureau, Bank, 2 bars, 2 restaurants [Dim Sum, Trattoria], Takeout stand, Shooting range, Library (Silverlight), Dojo Apr 18 15:17:07 <Hebizuka> The bar in E4 is called Mithril Tavern, and features a medieval theme and ambiance. Apr 18 15:17:07 <Hebizuka> The bar in E5 is called Sirvarris Lounge, and has a more modern and refined look. Apr 18 15:17:07 <Hebizuka> The Dim Sum joint in D7 is called The Golden Dragon. Apr 18 15:17:07 <Hebizuka> The Trattoria restaurant in E7 is called Pizza Shack. Apr 18 15:17:08 <Hebizuka> Shops: 3 individual (Weapon shop, Engineering workshop, Clothing shop) Apr 18 15:17:08 <Hebizuka> Special facility: Factory (E-WX – Weapon accessories and ancillary equipment) Apr 18 15:17:08 <Hebizuka> Other facilities: Generator, Hospital Apr 18 15:17:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Where would you like to go?_ Apr 18 15:21:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> Dim Sum, please! And in the meantime, I'd like to check on my Stress, Fatigue, and Hunger/Thirst? Apr 18 15:22:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Hunger: 1034 ntri - Hungry] Apr 18 15:23:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Thirst: 417 wtr - Thirsty] Apr 18 15:23:06 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Fatigue: 43.8% - OK] Apr 18 15:23:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Stress: 3.8% - Low] Apr 18 15:23:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> Time to down shittons of coffee I see. Apr 18 15:24:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Or, you can stay at the local hotel._ Apr 18 15:24:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It's 7:54 AM, you haven't slept at all last night._ Apr 18 15:24:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> Pfffffffffft, hotels. Apr 18 15:24:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> Why would I do that when I can just buy shittons of coffee. Apr 18 15:25:08 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Priam, do demons need to sleep?" Apr 18 15:25:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** I do need a bit of rest from time to time. Apr 18 15:26:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** But don't worry about me, I'm okay. Apr 18 15:27:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Grand, because I generally don't sleep unless there's a body to warm me." Apr 18 15:27:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> But first, fooooooooood. Apr 18 15:29:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Town rep] +0. You're clear to enter the town. Apr 18 15:30:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You left the generator facility, and made your way into the town of Sirvarris, in your first foray in the Southwestern Zone. Much like Neo Khazrun, it is an ancient town, with much of its medieval-era decoration and theming kept mostly intact, although it's not nearly as large. You have the impression it's a smaller but more close-knit community._ Apr 18 15:30:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _12 rooms later, you're at the Golden Dragon, the local dim sum restaurant._ Apr 18 15:31:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A waitress in a maid outfit is waiting boredly for customers, not expecting anyone - let alone a tanuki with large breasts and a demon, of all things - to becoming in before 8 AM. She stares intensely at you._ Apr 18 15:32:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hiiiiii there, gorgeous. Did I beat the morning rush? I'm famished." Apr 18 15:32:24 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Show me and my man to a table, would you kindly?" Apr 18 15:32:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** ... uh... well... You can pick any table, we don't have anyone right now. I'll bring you a menu... Apr 18 15:32:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** Just for her, thanks. Apr 18 15:33:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** ... oooh-kay... Apr 18 15:35:12 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Yeah, I feed this big guy /myself/ if you get what I mean." Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> < The Golden Dragon - Dim Sum menu > Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> (All items in this menu, excluding drinks, are items that CANNOT be taken in the inventory. When served, they must be eaten or discarded.) Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> (Main: 9) Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Steamed sponge cake (Ma Lai Gow) - 3.00 P$ for 1 cake / ntri: 145ntri, 25 wtr Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Shrimp dumpling (Hao Gow) - 4.00 P$ for 4 dumplings / ntri: 44 ntri, 25 wtr per item (total 176 ntri, 100 wtr) Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Steamed stuffed shrimp dumpling (Siu mai) - 6.00 P$ for 4 dumplings / ntri: 63 ntri, 25 wtr per item (total 252 ntri, 100 wtr) Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Pan-fried turnip cake (Lao Bok Gow) - 6.50 P$ for 1 cake / ntri: 314 ntri, 25 wtr Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Bowl of fried rice (about 215 grams) - 7.00 P$ for 1 bowl / ntri: 349 ntri, 25 wtr Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Spring rolls - 8.00 P$ for 1 roll / ntri: 396 ntri, 25 wtr Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Steamed barbecue pork bun (Cha Siu Bao) - 9.00 P$ for 4 buns / ntri: 108 ntri, 25 wtr per item (total 432 ntri, 100 wtr) Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Steamed minced beef balls (each is 60 grams) - 10.00 P$ for 4 balls / ntri: 114 ntri, 25 wtr per item (total 456 ntri, 100 wtr) Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Deep-fried wonton - 11.00 P$ for 8 dumplings / ntri: 65 ntri, 25 wtr per item (total 520 ntri, 200 wtr) Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> (Sweet: 3) Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Coconut milk yellow bean pudding - 3.75 P$ for 1 piece / ntri: 120 ntri, 17 wtr Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Mango pomelo sago - 5.00 P$ for 1 bowl / ntri: 210 ntri, 17 wtr Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Egg tart - 6.00 P$ for 1 tart / ntri: 281 ntri, 17 wtr Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> (Drinks: 6) Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Bottle of mineral water - 1.00 P$ for 1 bottle Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Cup of coffee, black - 1.50 P$ for 1 cup Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Cup of green tea - 3.30 P$ for 1 cup Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Can of lemonade - 3.30 P$ for 1 can Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Can of cola drink - 5.00 P$ for 1 can Apr 18 15:35:31 <Hebizuka> > Bottle of beer, blonde ale - 7.50 P$ for 1 bottle Apr 18 15:35:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> We'll just go to the table closest to the kitchen. All the faster to eat. Apr 18 15:36:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Sure you don't want a bottle of booze, Priam?" Apr 18 15:36:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** Pass, but thank you. Apr 18 15:37:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Waitress, three orders of the beef balls, and 10 coffees." Apr 18 15:38:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> 45 Parallers in bronze coins should take care of it. Apr 18 15:44:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Waitress]** T... Ten coffees? Did I hear that right? ... Oh gods, okay... And three steamed beef balls... got it. Apr 18 15:45:28 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I swear, it's like no one here's seen a Tanuki eat before." Apr 18 15:45:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You paid in brass coins, 45 P$ for the order._ Apr 18 15:46:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Money pouch: 884 P$ ; 9.05 /20. (863 brass, 42 cunnies)_ Apr 18 15:46:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It doesn't take long for the order to show up. First, the coffee..._ Apr 18 15:46:33 <Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Cup of coffee, black. 14 ntri, 48 wtr - Agility+1, Alertness increase for 10 turns, Fatigue -4.0%, Stress +0.4% - Weight: 1 - [Quantity: 10] Apr 18 15:47:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _And next, the three, very stylish plates of steamed minced beef balls, for a total of 12 balls. Tanuki and balls: A love story._ Apr 18 15:47:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> FIRST Apr 18 15:47:59 <HashiBot> <Reina> I WILL POP ALL THE BALLS Apr 18 15:48:02 <HashiBot> <Reina> STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH Apr 18 15:48:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It'll take 3 turns to eat all of that. But that's no real problem for you, is it._ Apr 18 15:49:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> It is not. Apr 18 15:49:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> Second, I will burn 2 TB for Afterglow, and show my appreciation for this delicious, wholesome food. Apr 18 15:50:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _By the time you're done with the beef balls:_ Apr 18 15:50:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Nutrition: 2387 ntri - OK] [Hydration: 702 wtr - Hydrated] [Fatigue: 47.5% - OK] [Stress: 3.8% - Low] Apr 18 15:50:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You are no longer suffering from the accelerated fatigue from hunger, or from the decreased strength of thirst._ Apr 18 15:52:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> Great. Just in time to drain 10 cups of coffee. Apr 18 15:55:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Are you sure you don't want anything, Priam? Eating for pleasure's just as fun as sex." Apr 18 15:56:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _He shakes his head._ Apr 18 15:56:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You instantly spent 2 TB to turn Afterglow on. You'll now be losing Stress (-0.4%) per turn for 15 turns, as usual._ Apr 18 15:57:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> TB: 8 /10 Apr 18 15:57:29 <HashiBot> <Reina> Hopefully the scent of food masks the scent of Afterglow. Apr 18 15:57:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Time to down unreasonable amounts of caffeine?_ Apr 18 15:59:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> YUP. Apr 18 16:00:00 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll definitely need to order more food and coffee after ths. Apr 18 16:04:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You spent 10 turns to drink 10 cups of black coffee. I think the joke writes itself._ Apr 18 16:05:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Since Afterglow was active, the Stress increases from drinking coffee were effectively negated._ Apr 18 16:06:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Agility +1 and increased alertness for 90 turns._ Apr 18 16:06:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _5 turns left of Afterglow._ Apr 18 16:06:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Nutrition: 2517 ntri - OK] [Hydration: 1172 wtr - Hydrated] Apr 18 16:06:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Fatigue: 8.5% - OK] [Stress: 3.8% - Low] Apr 18 16:09:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> "6 more coffees to go, please." 9 Parallers will cover that, and I can toss them into my pack. Apr 18 16:09:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> THEN IT'S DOJO TIME Apr 18 16:11:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Money pouch: 875 P$ / 8.96 /20. (854 Brass, 42 Cunny)_ Apr 18 16:12:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Soon afterwards, a waitress in complete disbelief brings you yet more coffee._ Apr 18 16:12:23 <Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Cup of coffee, black. 14 ntri, 48 wtr - Agility+1, Alertness increase for 10 turns, Fatigue -4.0%, Stress +0.4% - Weight: 1 - [Quantity: 6] Apr 18 16:13:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You took a turn to just shovel that kindly into your bag. You now carry a total of 7 black coffees._ Apr 18 16:13:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> BP/Main: 119.04 /150 Apr 18 16:14:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> ALRIGHT, DOJO TIME Apr 18 16:14:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Ohhh man am I going to enjoooy this." Apr 18 16:18:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _8 rooms later, you left the Golden Dragon, having shown them the meaning of 'coffee fiend'. You reach the dojo's entrance lobby. Similarly to the shooting range, this place has a rental shop, and a training room. The lobby in the dojo has a LOT less ads about guns, obviously._ Apr 18 16:19:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The walls are still covered with the occasional health advisories, and a couple of advertisements for swords and knives._ Apr 18 16:21:00 <HashiBot> <Reina> "We don't need to worry about renting weapons yet, I think. We have three melee weapons between us, and you need to work on punching." Apr 18 16:21:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> To the training room! Apr 18 16:25:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dojo owner]** Hey, where do you think you're going? Apr 18 16:25:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You're stopped on your way while crossing through the rental shop._ Apr 18 16:26:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Afterglow has ended._ Apr 18 16:27:18 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Was going to go train. How much to buy time, habdsome?" Apr 18 16:28:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dojo owner]** It's 5 P$ to get into the training room. Are you bringing your own stuff? Apr 18 16:29:52 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Wow that's cheap as sin. And yeah, no rentals for now." Apr 18 16:30:02 <HashiBot> <Reina> 5 Parallers! Apr 18 16:31:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _5 more brass coins change hands._ Apr 18 16:32:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Money pouch: 870 P$ / 8.91 /20 Apr 18 16:32:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _849 Brass, 42 Cu-Ni left._ Apr 18 16:32:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dojo owner]** Okay, you can come in now. Don't break the training dummies, please? They cost a fortune to have made. And if you need unarmed combat training, let me know. I can teach you a few moves. Apr 18 16:33:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Once my big man here knows how to throw a punch, we'll ask for some help!" Apr 18 16:34:11 <HashiBot> <Reina> We are totally destroying that fuckin' thing. Apr 18 16:34:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Priam, you work on the wooden dummies, and I'll practice with this butchering knife. Then we can switch off with the pickaxe and chainsaw." Apr 18 16:35:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dojo owner]** Wait, he's training too? Apr 18 16:35:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The dojo owner looks surprised._ Apr 18 16:35:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dojo owner]** I had no idea there existed demons interested in _training_. Usually they just seem to... well, you know. Apr 18 16:35:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** _<Not amused>_ Usually. Apr 18 16:36:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> "That's racist. Now come on Priam, I wanna get you up to snuff." Apr 18 16:37:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You move east into the training room. It's a big wide dojo room, exactly like the many you've seen in the UA, but it's actually clean, lit up, not abandoned for hundreds of years, AND furnished with training dummies of all sizes and kinds. There are even metallic ones._ Apr 18 16:39:53 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Sweet. Alright, Priam, don't stop until you're all trained up, and I'll do the same." Apr 18 16:40:08 <HashiBot> <Reina> Any way to fast forward melee training the way we do with ranged? Apr 18 16:42:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Naturally Apr 18 16:52:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Alright, I'll need you to choose a skill you wish to train, and a matching weapon. Apr 18 16:55:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> Knife and Meat Cleaver. Apr 18 16:58:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Your current Knife skill level is Unskilled, granting you a maximum of 4 attacks per turn. This means you will attempt striking the target dummy 4 times per turn. All that's left to decide is how many turns you wish to train. Apr 18 16:59:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> 20 turns. Apr 18 16:59:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Understood. Please wait while Reina chops the dummy up... Apr 18 17:05:42 <Hebizuka> Dojo - Melee combat training Apr 18 17:05:42 <Hebizuka> Skill: Knife Apr 18 17:05:42 <Hebizuka> Skill level: Unskilled Apr 18 17:05:42 <Hebizuka> Hits per turn: 4 Apr 18 17:05:42 <Hebizuka> Weapon: Meat clever (personal) Apr 18 17:05:42 <Hebizuka> Training duration: 20 turns (1 hour 40 minutes) Apr 18 17:05:42 <Hebizuka> E-ranks: 9 - 9 TP Apr 18 17:05:42 <Hebizuka> D-ranks: 6 - 12 TP Apr 18 17:05:42 <Hebizuka> C-ranks: 5 - 15 TP Apr 18 17:05:42 <Hebizuka> B-ranks: 0 Apr 18 17:05:42 <Hebizuka> A-ranks: 0 Apr 18 17:05:42 <Hebizuka> Total hits on the training dummy: 80 Apr 18 17:05:42 <Hebizuka> Total training points earned: 36 TP Apr 18 17:06:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Knife skill level: 3.6 Skill Points (36 Training Points) Apr 18 17:07:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _After just under an hour of training, you already feel like you can handle a knife for fighting a little better._ Apr 18 17:07:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> Another 20 turns, please. Apr 18 17:07:25 * Reisen_Udongein has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) Apr 18 17:09:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Chop chop chop..._ Apr 18 17:11:37 <Hebizuka> Dojo - Melee combat training Apr 18 17:11:37 <Hebizuka> Skill: Knife Apr 18 17:11:37 <Hebizuka> Skill level: Unskilled Apr 18 17:11:37 <Hebizuka> Hits per turn: 4 Apr 18 17:11:37 <Hebizuka> Weapon: Meat clever (personal) Apr 18 17:11:37 <Hebizuka> Training duration: 20 turns (1 hour 40 minutes) Apr 18 17:11:37 <Hebizuka> E-ranks: 5 - 5 TP Apr 18 17:11:37 <Hebizuka> D-ranks: 6 - 12 TP Apr 18 17:11:37 <Hebizuka> C-ranks: 7 - 21 TP Apr 18 17:11:37 <Hebizuka> B-ranks: 2 - 10 TP Apr 18 17:11:37 <Hebizuka> A-ranks: 0 Apr 18 17:11:37 <Hebizuka> Total hits on the training dummy: 80 Apr 18 17:11:37 <Hebizuka> Total training points earned: 48 TP Apr 18 17:11:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Knife skill level: 8.4 Skill Points (84 TP) Apr 18 17:12:02 <HashiBot> <Reina> Well that went better. Apr 18 17:12:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Your meat cleaver's condition fell from Excellent to Good._ Apr 18 17:12:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** I can't get anywhere... I hope you're doing better than I. Apr 18 17:13:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I swear once I rule Hell I'm going to give all y'all the capacity to learn muscle memory." Apr 18 17:13:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Because Gods damn did they drop the ball on you." Apr 18 17:13:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _He doesn't return an answer._ Apr 18 17:13:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _At least, YOU are getting better._ Apr 18 17:16:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The clock now displays 11:14 AM. It's a heck of a workout._ Apr 18 17:16:17 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Other people have begun entering the training room. There is much discussion over the sitting Fiend in the corner that's watching you train._ Apr 18 17:17:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> 5 turns, for now. Apr 18 17:17:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll get better gains once I reach Basic. Apr 18 17:21:28 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Choppity chop._ Apr 18 17:23:23 <Hebizuka> Dojo - Melee combat training Apr 18 17:23:23 <Hebizuka> Skill: Knife Apr 18 17:23:23 <Hebizuka> Skill level: Unskilled Apr 18 17:23:23 <Hebizuka> Hits per turn: 4 Apr 18 17:23:23 <Hebizuka> Weapon: Meat clever (personal) Apr 18 17:23:23 <Hebizuka> Training duration: 5 turns (25 minutes) Apr 18 17:23:23 <Hebizuka> E-ranks: 0 Apr 18 17:23:23 <Hebizuka> D-ranks: 4 - 8 TP Apr 18 17:23:23 <Hebizuka> C-ranks: 1 - 3 TP Apr 18 17:23:23 <Hebizuka> B-ranks: 0 Apr 18 17:23:23 <Hebizuka> A-ranks: 0 Apr 18 17:23:23 <Hebizuka> Total hits on the training dummy: 20 Apr 18 17:23:23 <Hebizuka> Total training points earned: 11 TP Apr 18 17:23:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Knife skill level: 9.5 SP (95 TP) Apr 18 17:24:00 <HashiBot> <Reina> And another 5. Apr 18 17:24:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll go back up to 20 once I get the hang of it. Apr 18 17:25:00 <Hebizuka> Dojo - Melee combat training Apr 18 17:25:00 <Hebizuka> Skill: Knife Apr 18 17:25:00 <Hebizuka> Skill level: Unskilled Apr 18 17:25:00 <Hebizuka> Hits per turn: 4 Apr 18 17:25:00 <Hebizuka> Weapon: Meat clever (personal) Apr 18 17:25:00 <Hebizuka> Training duration: 5 turns (25 minutes) Apr 18 17:25:00 <Hebizuka> E-ranks: 0 Apr 18 17:25:00 <Hebizuka> D-ranks: 3 - 6 TP Apr 18 17:25:00 <Hebizuka> C-ranks: 2 - 6 TP Apr 18 17:25:00 <Hebizuka> B-ranks: 0 Apr 18 17:25:00 <Hebizuka> A-ranks: 0 Apr 18 17:25:00 <Hebizuka> Total hits on the training dummy: 20 Apr 18 17:25:00 <Hebizuka> Total training points earned: 12 TP Apr 18 17:25:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Congratulations! You reached **Basic** level in Knife! (10.7 SP, 107 TP) Apr 18 17:26:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You may know do up to **5** attacks per turn with Knives. Apr 18 17:26:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The clock now shows 12:04 PM. The dojo owner looks on while cleaning up the rest of the training room, shaking his head at the cut-up state of the training dummy you've been brutalizing, but looking rather impressed at your gains._ Apr 18 17:27:28 <HashiBot> <Reina> Now, 20 turns at 5 swings. Apr 18 17:33:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Back to 20 turns, choppity chop... Apr 18 17:36:57 <Hebizuka> Dojo - Melee combat training Apr 18 17:36:57 <Hebizuka> Skill: Knife Apr 18 17:36:57 <Hebizuka> Skill level: Basic Apr 18 17:36:57 <Hebizuka> Hits per turn: 5 Apr 18 17:36:57 <Hebizuka> Weapon: Meat clever (personal) Apr 18 17:36:57 <Hebizuka> Training duration: 20 turns (1 hour 40 minutes) Apr 18 17:36:57 <Hebizuka> E-ranks: 0 Apr 18 17:36:57 <Hebizuka> D-ranks: 3 - 6 TP Apr 18 17:36:57 <Hebizuka> C-ranks: 8 - 24 TP Apr 18 17:36:57 <Hebizuka> B-ranks: 9 - 45 TP Apr 18 17:36:57 <Hebizuka> A-ranks: 0 Apr 18 17:36:57 <Hebizuka> Total hits on the training dummy: 100 Apr 18 17:36:57 <Hebizuka> Total training points earned: 75 TP Apr 18 17:37:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Knife skill: 18.2 Skill Points (182 TP) Apr 18 17:37:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You're starting to get the hang of it really well._ Apr 18 17:38:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> One more round of 20 turns should do me. Apr 18 17:38:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> And then I can switch to the Pickaxe. Apr 18 17:41:20 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Hack hack hack..._ Apr 18 17:44:32 <Hebizuka> Dojo - Melee combat training Apr 18 17:44:32 <Hebizuka> Skill: Knife Apr 18 17:44:32 <Hebizuka> Skill level: Basic Apr 18 17:44:32 <Hebizuka> Hits per turn: 5 Apr 18 17:44:32 <Hebizuka> Weapon: Meat clever (personal) Apr 18 17:44:32 <Hebizuka> Training duration: 20 turns (1 hour 40 minutes) Apr 18 17:44:32 <Hebizuka> E-ranks: 0 Apr 18 17:44:32 <Hebizuka> D-ranks: 6 - 12 TP Apr 18 17:44:32 <Hebizuka> C-ranks: 6 - 18 TP Apr 18 17:44:32 <Hebizuka> B-ranks: 6 - 30 TP Apr 18 17:44:32 <Hebizuka> A-ranks: 2 - 20 TP Apr 18 17:44:32 <Hebizuka> Total hits on the training dummy: 100 Apr 18 17:44:32 <Hebizuka> Total training points earned: 80 TP Apr 18 17:45:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Congratulations! You have maxed out Training Points in Knife skill! Apr 18 17:45:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You have reached **Skilled** level in Knife. (25 Skill Points, 250 Training Points) Apr 18 17:45:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You can still train, but you will no longer gain any Training Points in this skill level._ Apr 18 17:45:50 <HashiBot> <Reina> Well, not for THIS weapon. Apr 18 17:46:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Priam, chainsaw!" Apr 18 17:46:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** Here. Apr 18 17:47:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Other people training in the room start throwing 'whoa shit' and 'oh fuck' and other similar interjections._ Apr 18 17:48:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Come on, guys, it's just a chainsaw." Apr 18 17:48:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dojo owner]** Guys, guys, I thought I said "no destroying the dummies"? Apr 18 17:49:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I'll be very careful, handsome. This chainsaw's edges are dulled, anyway." Apr 18 17:49:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dojo owner]** This room's about to sound like a freaking sawmill... Apr 18 17:49:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Besides, look at all the people paying money to take a look at Priam and me! We're earning you business here." Apr 18 17:49:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dojo owner]** Just be careful. Apr 18 17:49:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> So, how many attacks does a chainsaw get? Apr 18 17:49:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The clock displays 3:24 PM._ Apr 18 17:51:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll start us off with 40 turns. Apr 18 17:54:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Chainsaws allow you up to 2 attacks per turn max. Apr 18 17:54:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Confirm 40 turns? Apr 18 17:55:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> Only 2? Lordy. Yup yup. Apr 18 17:55:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> And thank god I brought coffee with me. Apr 18 18:02:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _That'll be 3 hours 20 minutes of CHAINSAW._ Apr 18 18:02:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _<Chainsaw noises>_ Apr 18 18:03:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> I am so glad I don't need to worry about gas. Apr 18 18:03:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _With **Hebizuka Electric Engines**, never worry about using fossil fuels ever again!_ Apr 18 18:06:04 <Hebizuka> Dojo - Melee combat training Apr 18 18:06:04 <Hebizuka> Skill: Exotic melee Apr 18 18:06:04 <Hebizuka> Skill level: Unskilled Apr 18 18:06:04 <Hebizuka> Hits per turn: 2 Apr 18 18:06:04 <Hebizuka> Weapon: Chainsaw (personal) Apr 18 18:06:04 <Hebizuka> Training duration: 40 turns (3 hours 20 minutes) Apr 18 18:06:04 <Hebizuka> E-ranks: 8 - 8 TP Apr 18 18:06:04 <Hebizuka> D-ranks: 15 - 30 TP Apr 18 18:06:04 <Hebizuka> C-ranks: 14 - 42 TP Apr 18 18:06:04 <Hebizuka> B-ranks: 3 - 15 TP Apr 18 18:06:04 <Hebizuka> A-ranks: 0 Apr 18 18:06:04 <Hebizuka> Total hits on the training dummy: 80 Apr 18 18:06:04 <Hebizuka> Total training points earned: 95 TP Apr 18 18:07:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Exotic Melee skill : 9.5 Skill Points (95 Training Points) Apr 18 18:07:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You seem to be quite the natural with a chainsaw._ Apr 18 18:07:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Chainsaw condition fell from Brand New to Excellent._ Apr 18 18:08:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> That's hilariously fitting. Apr 18 18:09:15 <HashiBot> <Reina> Alright, let's drop it to 10 turns. Apr 18 18:17:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> 10 turns and 50 minutes it is. _<CHAINSAW NOISES>_ Apr 18 18:19:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKERS Apr 18 18:21:22 <Hebizuka> Dojo - Melee combat training Apr 18 18:21:22 <Hebizuka> Skill: Exotic melee Apr 18 18:21:22 <Hebizuka> Skill level: Unskilled Apr 18 18:21:22 <Hebizuka> Hits per turn: 2 Apr 18 18:21:22 <Hebizuka> Weapon: Chainsaw (personal) Apr 18 18:21:22 <Hebizuka> Training duration: 10 turns (50 minutes) Apr 18 18:21:22 <Hebizuka> E-ranks: 3 - 3 TP Apr 18 18:21:22 <Hebizuka> D-ranks: 4 - 8 TP Apr 18 18:21:22 <Hebizuka> C-ranks: 3 - 9 TP Apr 18 18:21:22 <Hebizuka> B-ranks: 0 Apr 18 18:21:22 <Hebizuka> A-ranks: 0 Apr 18 18:21:22 <Hebizuka> Total hits on the training dummy: 20 Apr 18 18:21:22 <Hebizuka> Total training points earned: 20 TP Apr 18 18:22:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Congratulations! You reached **Basic** level in Exotic melee weapons. Apr 18 18:22:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> Great. How's my Fatigue? Apr 18 18:22:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The clock now displays 4:34 PM._ Apr 18 18:22:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Fatigue: 19.6% - OK] Apr 18 18:22:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH Apr 18 18:22:52 <HashiBot> <Reina> 40 turns to train Chainsaw, pretty please. Apr 18 18:22:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You got it! Apr 18 18:23:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _<E1M1 plays in the background>_ Apr 18 18:27:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _By now, the dojo owner, and a couple of regulars, have brought water bottles, energy drinks, and the occasional (healthy!) snack to sit down, and just WATCH you carve the wooden dummies with such reckless abandon that it has been reshaped in the form of a female Mokujin..._ Apr 18 18:27:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _...until it falls apart in an unceremonious pile of chopped, broken wood._ Apr 18 18:27:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Regular #2]** You owe me 15 bucks. Apr 18 18:27:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dojo owner]** Gods dammit. Apr 18 18:27:57 <Hebizuka> Dojo - Melee combat training Apr 18 18:27:57 <Hebizuka> Skill: Exotic melee Apr 18 18:27:57 <Hebizuka> Skill level: Basic Apr 18 18:27:57 <Hebizuka> Hits per turn: 2 Apr 18 18:27:57 <Hebizuka> Weapon: Chainsaw (personal) Apr 18 18:27:57 <Hebizuka> Training duration: 40 turns (3 hours 20 minutes) Apr 18 18:27:57 <Hebizuka> E-ranks: 0 Apr 18 18:27:57 <Hebizuka> D-ranks: 12 - 24 TP Apr 18 18:27:57 <Hebizuka> C-ranks: 16 - 48 TP Apr 18 18:27:57 <Hebizuka> B-ranks: 11 - 55 TP Apr 18 18:27:57 <Hebizuka> A-ranks: 2 - 20 TP Apr 18 18:27:57 <Hebizuka> Total hits on the training dummy: 80 Apr 18 18:27:57 <Hebizuka> Total training points earned: 147 TP Apr 18 18:28:48 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Congratulations! You maxed out Training Points in Exotic Melee! You are now at **Skilled** level. (25 Skill Points, 250 Training Points) Apr 18 18:29:00 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Priam, Pickaxe!" Apr 18 18:30:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dojo owner]** Okay, I think I stayed long enough, it's almost time for me to clock out. Apr 18 18:30:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dojo owner]** My evening shift colleague will be taking over... I'm not looking forward to explain to him how you murdered a training dummy. Apr 18 18:30:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The clock now says 7:54 PM. It is, in fact, almost evening._ Apr 18 18:31:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> No problems there. I'll knock out the pickaxe, maybe a fourth weapon type just in case, and then I'll fill out my martial art repertoire before I'm done. Apr 18 18:31:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Priam, Piiickaxe~" Apr 18 18:32:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Priam takes back the chainsaw and exchanges it for the pick-axe._ Apr 18 18:33:08 <HashiBot> <Reina> Let's see. I only get two swings, I think, so - 50 turns please. Apr 18 18:34:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> That is correct. 50 turns? That's going to be 4 hours 10 minutes. Do you confirm? Apr 18 18:36:28 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yes. Apr 18 18:36:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'm not worried if 12 hours of training only got me to 20% tiredness. Apr 18 18:42:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You start attacking a new training dummy with a pick-axe..._ Apr 18 18:45:44 <Hebizuka> Dojo - Melee combat training Apr 18 18:45:44 <Hebizuka> Skill: Axe Apr 18 18:45:44 <Hebizuka> Skill level: Unskilled Apr 18 18:45:44 <Hebizuka> Hits per turn: 2 Apr 18 18:45:44 <Hebizuka> Weapon: Pick-axe (personal) Apr 18 18:45:44 <Hebizuka> Training duration: 50 turns (4 hours 10 minutes) Apr 18 18:45:44 <Hebizuka> E-ranks: 14 - 14 TP Apr 18 18:45:44 <Hebizuka> D-ranks: 17 - 34 TP Apr 18 18:45:44 <Hebizuka> C-ranks: 16 - 48 TP Apr 18 18:45:44 <Hebizuka> B-ranks: 3 - 15 TP Apr 18 18:45:44 <Hebizuka> A-ranks: 0 Apr 18 18:45:44 <Hebizuka> Total hits on the training dummy: 100 Apr 18 18:45:44 <Hebizuka> Total training points earned: 111 TP Apr 18 18:47:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Congratulations! You reached **Basic** level in Axes! Apr 18 18:47:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Axe skill: 11.1 Skill Points (111 TP) Apr 18 18:47:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand another 50 turns. Apr 18 18:48:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You may now strike **3** times per turn with Axes. Apr 18 18:48:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> Sweeeeet. Apr 18 18:50:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Are you sure you wish to train for 50 more turns? Apr 18 18:50:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> How's my Fatigue? Apr 18 18:51:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It's a new day!_ Apr 18 18:51:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Woodsday, Quartema 20, year 704. It's now 12:54 AM._ Apr 18 18:52:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> If it's too high, then I'll just down some coffee first. Apr 18 18:53:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> But otherwise yes, I'll train for 50 more turns. Apr 18 18:55:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It's not too high, it's probably just not necessary to train for this long. But okay._ Apr 18 18:55:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _50 more turns of AXE-ing questions._ Apr 18 18:55:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _<Insert axe jokes here>_ Apr 18 18:56:39 <HashiBot> <Reina> Only a fool enters combat unprepared! Apr 18 18:56:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> Though I suspect I'll never actually use an axe... Apr 18 19:02:53 <Hebizuka> Dojo - Melee combat training Apr 18 19:02:53 <Hebizuka> Skill: Axe Apr 18 19:02:53 <Hebizuka> Skill level: Basic Apr 18 19:02:53 <Hebizuka> Hits per turn: 3 Apr 18 19:02:53 <Hebizuka> Weapon: Pick-axe (personal) Apr 18 19:02:53 <Hebizuka> Training duration: 50 turns (4 hours 10 minutes) Apr 18 19:02:53 <Hebizuka> E-ranks: 0 Apr 18 19:02:53 <Hebizuka> D-ranks: 8 - 16 TP Apr 18 19:02:53 <Hebizuka> C-ranks: 23 - 69 TP Apr 18 19:02:53 <Hebizuka> B-ranks: 17 - 85 TP Apr 18 19:02:53 <Hebizuka> A-ranks: 2 - 20 TP Apr 18 19:02:53 <Hebizuka> Total hits on the training dummy: 150 Apr 18 19:02:53 <Hebizuka> Total training points earned: 190 TP Apr 18 19:03:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> Overshot it a little, BUT Apr 18 19:03:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Congratulations! You maxed out Training Points in Axe! You are now at **Skilled** level. (25 Skill Points, 250 Training Points). You may now perform up to **4** attacks per turn with Axes. Apr 18 19:03:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Please wait a moment._ Apr 18 19:04:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It's 5:04 AM. The night-shift dojo owner has returned to the rental shop, and everyone has left a long time ago._ Apr 18 19:04:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _But in the space of nearly 24 hours ,you trained yourself as hard as you could on 3 different melee weapon skills, successfully!_ Apr 18 19:07:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Alright, Priam - once I take my clothes off, I need you to start punching me." Apr 18 19:09:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> "We're almost done, I promise." Apr 18 19:09:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** Excuse me? Apr 18 19:10:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I need to figure out how to dodge and parry people. What's the point of having muscles if I can't use 'em?" Apr 18 19:10:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** ... Oh boy. You do realize that if I do hit you, it's going to hurt? Apr 18 19:11:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Which is why I'm gonna be very focused on being very, very fast." Apr 18 19:12:00 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Besides, you've left me sore before. I think if I can handle your sword, can handle your fist." Apr 18 19:12:43 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Worse comes to worst, as long as you don't kill me instantly, you can just drag me to the hospital. I have so many first aid kits in this bag Priam, it'll be fine." Apr 18 19:13:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** ... Okay. Apr 18 19:13:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** In that case, I suggest dropping that backpack on the floor. So that you can drag yourself to it and reach inside if I end up flattening you. Apr 18 19:13:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> Backpack, dropped! Clothes, dropped! Apr 18 19:14:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Also aim for my legs and not my chest." Apr 18 19:14:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I can survive having my leg broken. I can't survive a crushed ribcage." Apr 18 19:16:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You spent a turn to drop the backpack, and another to disrobe and get naked. Good thing there is nobody else in the training room._ Apr 18 19:16:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> "And only punch twice." Apr 18 19:16:43 <HashiBot> <Reina> Does Priam react at ALL to my nude figure? Subconsciously or otherwise? Apr 18 19:17:20 <HashiBot> <Tempest> No reaction. It's not like he hasn't seen it all before anyway. Apr 18 19:17:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Combat mode is ON!_ Apr 18 19:17:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You're on the same side of the room as Priam, within melee range._ Apr 18 19:17:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _What is your next move?_ Apr 18 19:18:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> I burn 8 TB for Like The Wind. Apr 18 19:18:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Agility raised to +4. Apr 18 19:18:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> And then I would like to Parry twice with my sweet, delicious Agi+4. Apr 18 19:18:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You're out of Tanuki Balls. Apr 18 19:19:34 <HashiBot> <Reina> That's fine. May I roll to Parry? Apr 18 19:20:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You will be targeting Priam in an attempt to parry potential upcoming attacks, is this OK?_ Apr 18 19:20:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yes. Apr 18 19:21:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Order this turn: (You), Priam. Apr 18 19:21:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You are preparing to Parry for this turn..._ Apr 18 19:21:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Priam's turn. He attempts punching you twice in the left leg._ Apr 18 19:22:01 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: Apr 18 19:22:01 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6 Apr 18 19:22:01 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 7;8 Apr 18 19:22:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Two tentative inaccurate hits. Apr 18 19:22:17 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Parry check! Apr 18 19:22:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Reina: Roll 2#2d6+Agi to make your parry checks. Apr 18 19:22:43 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Apr 18 19:22:43 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6+4 Apr 18 19:22:43 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 10:6+4;15:11+4 Apr 18 19:22:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> NICE. Apr 18 19:23:20 <HashiBot> <Tempest> P10, P11. You may spend both of these successful parry checks to parry Priam's attacks. I suppose you don't want him to let him get a free hit at you? Apr 18 19:23:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> Hell no, I'm parrying both for that sweet, sweet SP. Apr 18 19:23:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> And then I would like to make a Counter attempt. Apr 18 19:23:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Alright, I was about to ask. Apr 18 19:24:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> What kind of counter-attack do you wish to perform? Apr 18 19:25:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> Punch. Apr 18 19:26:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Okay. Apr 18 19:27:01 <HashiBot> <Reina> I will aim at his chest. Apr 18 19:28:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Firstly, a very belated announcement that your old melee skills have been transferred to the following ratio: Apr 18 19:29:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Martial arts: 250 TP (25 Skill Points) Apr 18 19:29:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Thrown weapons: 2.4 Skill Points (4 Training points) Apr 18 19:29:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> thank you kindly. Apr 18 19:29:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> and Knife: 26 Skill points (250 Training Points) Apr 18 19:30:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> 2 kills transferred to Thrown weapons, and 1 kill transferred to Knife,technically Apr 18 19:30:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Now, back to the counter-attacks Apr 18 19:31:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You are limited to 4 punches or kicks per turn at Skilled level, but because you're attempting to attack in the context of a counter-attack, you're limited to effectively only one. Apr 18 19:31:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> One punch attempt to Priam's chest, confirm? Apr 18 19:31:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> Confirmed. Apr 18 19:33:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Alright, roll for one attack. Apr 18 19:33:45 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Apr 18 19:33:46 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 Apr 18 19:33:46 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 6 Apr 18 19:33:52 <HashiBot> <Reina> Wet fart. Apr 18 19:33:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Missed. Apr 18 19:34:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> Well, that's fine. We have 9 more turns. Apr 18 19:34:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Your punch lands on Priam's chest, but it's too soft and you deal no damage to him._ Apr 18 19:34:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> +1 SP in Evasion skill! Apr 18 19:34:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 1..._ Apr 18 19:34:48 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** Come on, you can hit harder than that. Apr 18 19:34:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 2. What is your next move?_ Apr 18 19:35:02 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I can, I just don't /want to./ It's sparring!" Apr 18 19:35:11 <HashiBot> <Reina> Parry Priam twice. Apr 18 19:35:28 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Order this turn: (You), Priam..._ Apr 18 19:35:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You prepare to Parry this turn..._ Apr 18 19:35:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Priam's turn. He attempts to punch your right leg twice._ Apr 18 19:35:45 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: Apr 18 19:35:46 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6 Apr 18 19:35:46 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 8;4 Apr 18 19:35:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> One hit, one miss Apr 18 19:35:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Parry check! Apr 18 19:36:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Make your two parry checks: 2#2d6+4 Apr 18 19:36:24 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Apr 18 19:36:24 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6+4 Apr 18 19:36:24 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 8:4+4;13:9+4 Apr 18 19:36:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> P8, P12. Apr 18 19:37:06 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You cannot use your P8 to parry, but your P12 can be used to parry the hit. Do so? Apr 18 19:37:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yes. Apr 18 19:37:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> I would then like to make a counter attempt. Apr 18 19:37:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You successfully transformed Priam's hit into a miss._ Apr 18 19:37:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _What counter-attack do you want to perform?_ Apr 18 19:37:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> Punch, chest. Apr 18 19:37:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Go ahead, roll for one attack. Apr 18 19:37:55 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Apr 18 19:37:55 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 Apr 18 19:37:55 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 5 Apr 18 19:38:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Another wet fart of a punch._ Apr 18 19:38:06 <HashiBot> <Tempest> +1 SP in Evasion! Apr 18 19:38:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 2..._ Apr 18 19:38:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** I hope that's not your best shot. Apr 18 19:38:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Honey, you were moaning when you got my best shot." Apr 18 19:38:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 3. What will you do next?_ Apr 18 19:39:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> Parry Priam. Apr 18 19:39:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Twice again? Apr 18 19:39:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yes. Apr 18 19:39:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You got it. Apr 18 19:39:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Same order as last turn. Apr 18 19:39:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You prepare to parry this turn.._ Apr 18 19:39:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Priam's turn. He attempts punching you in the left leg again, twice once more._ Apr 18 19:40:00 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: Apr 18 19:40:00 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6 Apr 18 19:40:00 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 6;6 Apr 18 19:40:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _He misses both times. No parry checks._ Apr 18 19:40:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 3..._ Apr 18 19:40:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 4. Next move?_ Apr 18 19:40:50 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I can't practice dodging if you're phoning it in this badly." Apr 18 19:40:53 <HashiBot> <Reina> Parry Priam. Apr 18 19:40:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> Twice. Apr 18 19:41:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Same order as last turn. You prepare to parry._ Apr 18 19:41:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Priam's turn. He attempts punching you twice in the right leg._ Apr 18 19:41:13 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: Apr 18 19:41:13 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6 Apr 18 19:41:13 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 5;6 Apr 18 19:41:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** Arghh. Sorry! Apr 18 19:41:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Two more misses. Guess you're too nimble for him!_ Apr 18 19:41:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 4..._ Apr 18 19:41:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 5._ Apr 18 19:41:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> "So much for not being distracted by me! Do a good job and I'll give you a suck right here and right now. Apr 18 19:41:59 <HashiBot> <Reina> " Apr 18 19:42:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> Parry Priam twice. Apr 18 19:42:17 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Same order as last turn. You prepare to parry._ Apr 18 19:42:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Priam's turn. 2 more punches headed to your right leg._ Apr 18 19:42:26 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: Apr 18 19:42:26 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6 Apr 18 19:42:26 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 9;4 Apr 18 19:42:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> One hit, one miss. Parry check, 2#2d6+4. Apr 18 19:42:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> "HAH! I knew that's what'd motivate you!" Apr 18 19:42:59 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Apr 18 19:42:59 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6+4 Apr 18 19:42:59 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 12:8+4;10:6+4 Apr 18 19:43:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> P12, P10. You may use either of your checks to parry the hit. Apr 18 19:43:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> P10, doesn't matter. Apr 18 19:43:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> What DOES matter is my Counter check, please. Apr 18 19:43:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Success! You transformed that hit into a miss. Apr 18 19:43:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> What counter-attack do you want to make? Apr 18 19:43:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> Punch, chest. Apr 18 19:44:17 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Go ahead. Apr 18 19:44:21 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Apr 18 19:44:21 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 Apr 18 19:44:21 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 5 Apr 18 19:44:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** Must _I_ motivate you to stop hitting like an imp? Apr 18 19:44:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 5..._ Apr 18 19:44:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> +1 SP in Evasion! Apr 18 19:45:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 6._ Apr 18 19:45:12 <HashiBot> <Reina> "If you want to, go right on ahead. I need you to loosen up anyways." Apr 18 19:45:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> Parry Priam twice. Apr 18 19:45:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Same order as last turn. You're preparing to parry._ Apr 18 19:45:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Priam attempts 2 punches to your left leg._ Apr 18 19:45:46 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: Apr 18 19:45:46 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6 Apr 18 19:45:46 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 3;5 Apr 18 19:46:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You end up teasing him with your tail by accident. No parry checks since they're all misses._ Apr 18 19:46:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 6..._ Apr 18 19:46:29 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Oh, you wanna fondle my tail? Go ahead, you can aim for that if you want." Apr 18 19:48:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> Parry Priam twice, when ready. Apr 18 19:49:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 7. Same order. You will prepare to Parry for this turn..._ Apr 18 19:49:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Priam's turn. He attempts 2 punches on your tail, for once._ Apr 18 19:49:32 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: Apr 18 19:49:33 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6 Apr 18 19:49:33 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 9;7 Apr 18 19:49:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> 1 hit, 1 inaccurate hit. Parry checks, please! Apr 18 19:49:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Roll 2#2d6+4. Apr 18 19:49:55 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Apr 18 19:49:55 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6+4 Apr 18 19:49:55 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 13:9+4;13:9+4 Apr 18 19:49:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> P12, P12. Apr 18 19:50:06 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You transformed both hits into more teasing... and misses. Apr 18 19:50:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Counter-attack? Apr 18 19:50:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> Reina laughs as she expertly teases Priam's fists and bats them aside. Apr 18 19:50:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> Counter attack, one punch, chest. Apr 18 19:52:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Go ahead. Apr 18 19:53:26 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Apr 18 19:53:27 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 Apr 18 19:53:27 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 7 Apr 18 19:53:34 <HashiBot> <Reina> FINALLY, inaccurate hit. Apr 18 19:53:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Inaccurate hit. You finally land a punch onto Priam's chest. Apr 18 19:56:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> "So what's my reward motherfucker?" Apr 18 19:56:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** ... Ow? Apr 18 19:56:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** I barely felt that. Apr 18 19:56:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 7._ Apr 18 19:56:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> "But you *did* feel it." Apr 18 19:56:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You gained +3 SP in Evasion! Apr 18 19:58:00 <HashiBot> <Reina> Parry Priam twice. Apr 18 19:59:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You're pretty sure the punch you landed would have broken anyone else's ribs._ Apr 18 19:59:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _But not Priam's. He's too tough for that._ Apr 18 19:59:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 8. Will you be parrying again?_ Apr 18 19:59:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup! Apr 18 20:00:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Same order as before, same preparation to parry._ Apr 18 20:00:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Priam attempts another pair of punches to your right leg._ Apr 18 20:00:16 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: Apr 18 20:00:16 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6 Apr 18 20:00:16 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 7;11 Apr 18 20:00:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> 1 inac, 1 hit. Apr 18 20:00:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Parry check! You better roll high. Apr 18 20:00:32 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Apr 18 20:00:32 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6+4 Apr 18 20:00:32 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 12:8+4 Apr 18 20:00:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Once again. Apr 18 20:00:41 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Apr 18 20:00:41 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6+4 Apr 18 20:00:41 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 8:4+4 Apr 18 20:00:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> BY THE SKIN OF MY TEEEETH Apr 18 20:00:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> P12, P8. You parried these two punches like a champ. Apr 18 20:00:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Counter-attack? Apr 18 20:01:01 <HashiBot> <Reina> Counter, punch, chest. Apr 18 20:01:06 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Do it. Apr 18 20:01:11 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Apr 18 20:01:12 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 Apr 18 20:01:12 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 8 Apr 18 20:01:14 <HashiBot> <Reina> N I C E Apr 18 20:01:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Inaccurate hit. But still a hit; Apr 18 20:01:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** Mmrf. Apr 18 20:01:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You appear to have dealt next to no damage. But a hit is a hit._ Apr 18 20:02:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> +3 SP in Evasion! Apr 18 20:02:08 <HashiBot> <Reina> "You're such a good punching bag, honey. I feel like I'm getting close. Just give it to me fast!" Apr 18 20:02:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I just need one more! I need you!" Apr 18 20:02:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 9. What's your next move?_ Apr 18 20:02:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> Parry Priam twice. Apr 18 20:03:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> Hopefully, he'll actually aim right. Apr 18 20:04:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Same order as before, you know the drill._ Apr 18 20:04:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Priam attempts 2 punches to your left leg._ Apr 18 20:04:17 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: Apr 18 20:04:18 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6 Apr 18 20:04:18 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 7;4 Apr 18 20:04:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> 1 inaccurate, 1 miss. Parry check! Apr 18 20:04:33 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Apr 18 20:04:34 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6+4 Apr 18 20:04:34 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 12:8+4 Apr 18 20:04:39 <HashiBot> <Tempest> P12. Like a champ, baby. Apr 18 20:04:41 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Counter? Apr 18 20:04:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> Counter. Punch, chest. Apr 18 20:04:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Do it. Apr 18 20:04:59 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Apr 18 20:04:59 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 Apr 18 20:04:59 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 11 Apr 18 20:05:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> N I C E Apr 18 20:06:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You land another punch on Priam's chest. It dealt next to no damage. Apr 18 20:06:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> But it's successful! Apr 18 20:06:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> +3 SP in Evasion! Apr 18 20:06:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Congratulations, you reached **Basic** level in Evasion! Apr 18 20:07:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Your maximum amount of evades/parries per turn has increased to **3**! Apr 18 20:07:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 10. What will you do next?_ Apr 18 20:07:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> Parry Priam thrice. Apr 18 20:07:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> Might as well use all of Like The Wind Apr 18 20:08:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You know the drill._ Apr 18 20:08:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Priam tries punching you twice in the tail._ Apr 18 20:08:11 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: Apr 18 20:08:11 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6 Apr 18 20:08:11 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 6;3 Apr 18 20:08:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _But he misses both times._ Apr 18 20:08:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Like the Wind has ended._ Apr 18 20:08:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 11. Next move?_ Apr 18 20:08:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Annnnnnnd that's a wrap. Thanks Priam." Apr 18 20:08:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hope you had fun with me~?" Apr 18 20:09:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You and Priam have ended the fight after 11 turns._ Apr 18 20:09:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** I finally got to do something, so, yeah, it certainly beats sitting around and watching you cut wood. Apr 18 20:09:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** We should probably go. It's five in the morning. Apr 18 20:10:15 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I waaaaaaaasssss going to go ask the dojo owner to train me up a bit more..." Apr 18 20:10:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> "But fuck it, that can wait until I get back." Apr 18 20:10:43 <HashiBot> <Reina> "We should head to Sirvarris and see about that archeologist." Apr 18 20:10:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Priam]** I hope he likes to wake up early. Apr 18 20:11:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> "If not I'll just shitpost on Mazenet more. You can help me take pictures!" Apr 18 20:11:33 <Hebizuka> [Session end!]