Log:Game 108 (Meta, no ontology)

[16:46] <~Hebizuka> ... [16:46] <~Hebizuka> During your progress in the Mazes, you are approached by a reporter tengu carrying a camera. [16:46] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: Hey, you! Yes, you, with the cute shrine maiden. Would YOU like to participate to a TV show? [16:46] <Shiki> .. sure why not [16:47] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: A TV show? I'll be on TV! Omigosh... [16:47] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yes yes yes! [16:47] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: Follow me, then! [16:47] <~Hebizuka> *The tengu steps on a conveniently placed telepad, and invites you to follow as he disappears.* [16:47] * Eris` follows [16:49] * Eris` follows on [16:49] <~Hebizuka> *You arrive on the set of a TV show. Cameras, audience, a tengu dressed fancy, and lots of colored spotlights.* [16:49] <~Hebizuka> *You also see a total of 17 random people, sitting behind counters; in front of each person, a box.* [16:50] <~Hebizuka> *Numbered 1 to 17, those boxes are opaque, colored blue, and nobody knows what's inside.* [16:50] <~SU_Tempest> Camera Tengu: Live in 2 minutes! Get prepped! [16:50] <~Hebizuka> *The fancy tengu seems to be the game show's host.* [16:50] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Ah, you must be the newcomers? [16:51] <Eris`> mmhmm [16:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yes, yes! [16:51] <~SU_Tempest> Host: All right. Come with me in the center of the stage. [16:51] * Eris` follows into the center of the stage [16:52] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Sit over there. Have you ever seen this TV show before? You know the rules, I assume? [16:52] <Eris`> uhh yes [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> Host: This is Deal or No Deal. It's easy anyway; pick a box, open the remaining ones one by one, hope to eliminate the shit prices and that your box has a great price. [16:53] * Eris` nod nod [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Every so often we will get a call from the mystery banker who will propose a deal to buy back your box; you'll be asked if you accept the deal, or not. And that's it, you know how to play. [16:54] <~SU_Tempest> Camera Tengu: Sixty seconds! [16:54] <Eris`> ok [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> Camera Tengu: Fifteen seconds! [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Get ready, you two. [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> Camera Tengu: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five... ...Live NOW! [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> *A familiar game show theme song is played.* [16:58] * Eris` stands there looking around [16:59] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Welllllllcome on Mazes TV for another great end of year with DEAL OR NO DEAL. This TV show idea is ripped off from another world in another time but it doesn't matter. I'm Howa Manderu, and leeeeeeet's begin the show! [16:59] <~SU_Tempest> *Audience cheer.* [16:59] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Today's contestant is THE contestant of the Mazes, misteeeer Erissss, and his cute partner, Jun! [17:00] <~SU_Tempest> *More cheers as spotlights come highlighting you.* [17:00] * Eris` wave [17:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Excited* [17:00] <~SU_Tempest> Host: All right, let's begin. This year, we have something special; a seventeenth box. [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Like before, we have our prizes, shown over here on this screen... [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G01: Biscuit [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G02: Panties [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G03: 2x Condom [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G04: 200 P$ [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G05: 300 P$ [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G06: 2x Military rations bag [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G07: 500 P$ [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G08: Bandage + Paracetamol [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G09: 850 P$ [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G10: 4x M67 frag grenade [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G11: MEDAID5 crate [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G12: 1500 P$ [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G13: SWATEQP crate [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G14: 2500 P$ [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G15: SHEPARD crate [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G16: Unrestricted wish [17:01] <~Hebizuka> G17: Mystery Item [17:01] * Eris` nod nod [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: From panties to an unrestricted wish! Which will it be for today's game? But we also have a MYSTERY ITEM. What is it? Well, you'd like me to tell ya, hmm? But I will not! [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: And now, time to begin this show. 17 boxes, numbers 1 to 17. Eris, Jun, you may now choose which box you would like to take for yourselves. [17:02] <Eris`> 4! [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> *A scantily clad, two-tailed kitsune brings the Box #4 to your table.* [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Eris, tell us, why the number 4? [17:04] <Eris`> favorite number [17:04] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Well then, let's hope this number will be your lucky number for today! [17:04] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Now, let's begin! [17:05] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: We have 3 boxes to open before the first banking call. [17:05] <Eris`> lets do this uhh [17:06] <Eris`> 3 5 and 8 [17:06] <~Hebizuka> *A gritty looking Maze Soldier opens Box #3...* [17:06] <~Hebizuka> [Biscuit] [17:06] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: GREAT. The silly rotten biscuit is gone! [17:07] <~Hebizuka> *An oni opens Box #5...* [17:07] <~Hebizuka> [2 condoms] [17:07] <~Hebizuka> *A young Guard opens the number 8.* [17:07] <~Hebizuka> [500 P$] [17:08] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Not bad at all, Eris. So far, luck is on your side. [17:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: We gonna win a wish, we gonna win a wish...~ [17:08] <~Hebizuka> *Ring, ring, ring~* [17:09] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Go ahead, answer./ [17:09] * Eris` answers [17:09] <~Hebizuka> For your box... 700 P$. Deal, or no deal? [17:09] <Eris`> nope.avi [17:10] <~Hebizuka> You sure? [17:10] <Eris`> yup [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: All right then! 12 boxes left to open, we will go on until there are 8 left. So go ahead, open up four more. [17:12] <Eris`> 1 5 7 9 [17:12] <~Hebizuka> *A small female oni opens up the number 1..* [17:12] <~Hebizuka> [2 Military rations bags] [17:12] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Hmmhmm. Not bad. [17:13] <~Hebizuka> *A Guard Sergeant opens up the number 5...* [17:13] <Eris`> 1 7 9 11 [17:14] <~Hebizuka> (^ above line replaces last eris line - 11 instead of 5) [17:14] <~Hebizuka> [Panties] [17:14] <~Hebizuka> *Audience cheers and claps.* [17:14] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: YES! The panties are gone! [17:15] <Eris`> :3 [17:15] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: The number 7 please! [17:16] <~Hebizuka> [4x M67 frag grenade] [17:16] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Hrrm. That's less reassuring. [17:16] <Eris`> meh we have too many of those anyway [17:16] <~Hebizuka> *Audience laughter.* [17:17] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: And now, the number 9. [17:17] <~Hebizuka> *A daitengu prepares to open the box.* [17:17] <~Hebizuka> [Unrestricted wish] [17:17] <~Hebizuka> *Audience gasps.* [17:17] * Eris` face desk [17:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: OH NO D: [17:17] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Oww... ohhh... oh dear. [17:18] <Eris`> i was going to turn jun into a kitsune with that.. i mean.. [17:18] <Eris`> >> [17:18] <Eris`> << [17:18] <~SU_Tempest> *Audience laughter.* [17:18] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Stop being silly! [17:18] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Ahh well. [17:18] <~Hebizuka> *Ring, ring, ring, ring~* [17:18] * Eris` picks it up [17:19] <Eris`> no [17:19] <~Hebizuka> Hold on. [17:19] * Eris` puts it back down [17:19] <~Hebizuka> *Ring ring ring...* [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: You gotta hear the offer. [17:19] <Eris`> bah [17:19] * Eris` picks it back up [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Audience chuckling.* [17:19] <Eris`> fine fine [17:20] <~Hebizuka> For your box... [17:20] <~Hebizuka> ...I offer you the possibility to exchange it for another one. [17:20] <~Hebizuka> Deal, or no deal? [17:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Shakes her head no.* 4 is a Cardinal number! [17:22] * Eris` nod nod [17:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Say no, say no! [17:22] <Eris`> so no deal [17:22] <Eris`> :D [17:22] <~Hebizuka> Sure? [17:22] <Eris`> yup [17:22] <~Hebizuka> *Audience claps.* [17:22] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: We still have the SHEPARD crate, the 2500 P$ and the Mystery Item. Let's go after 'em! [17:22] <~SU_Tempest> *Cheers. You hear some yelling "GO ERIS!"* [17:22] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Two more, please. [17:23] <Eris`> mm [17:23] <Eris`> 2 10 [17:23] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Number 2! [17:23] <~Hebizuka> *A man clad in marine camo opens up.* [17:24] <~Hebizuka> [2500 P$] [17:24] <~Hebizuka> *Bigger gasp.* [17:24] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Oh my... [17:24] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: This is not good news... [17:26] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Now, we still have the mystery item, but the banker is delighted to see this, I believe... [17:26] * Eris` dejected [17:26] <Eris`> the money... [17:26] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: We still have 1500 P$, too. It's a nice sum of money, isn't it? [17:27] <Eris`> i suppose [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: In any case, open one more. Are you going for the number 10? [17:27] <Eris`> yes [17:27] <~Hebizuka> *A Soldier opens up the #10.* [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Good luck, bro. [17:27] <~Hebizuka> [300 P$] [17:28] <~Hebizuka> *Clapping. Hopeful cheering restarts.* [17:28] <Eris`> :3 [17:28] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Three hundred are gone. [17:28] <~Hebizuka> *Ring ring ring!* [17:30] * Eris` answers [17:30] <Eris`> hallo [17:30] <~Hebizuka> Hmm... This is a difficult situation, isn't it? [17:30] <Eris`> some what [17:30] <~Hebizuka> the 2500 is gone, the wish is gone too. [17:30] <~Hebizuka> But... what's left is all fairly nice anyway. [17:30] <~Hebizuka> For your box... [17:31] <~Hebizuka> 1000 P$. [17:31] <~Hebizuka> Deal, or no deal. [17:31] <~Hebizuka> *Audience gasp.* [17:31] <Eris`> nah [17:31] <~Hebizuka> Are you sure? [17:31] <Eris`> yes [17:31] <Eris`> (show me what numbers are left too) [17:31] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: You're taking a risk there. But no deal, let's continue! [17:31] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Boxes that are remaining, are 6, and 12 through 17. Two more, please. [17:32] <Eris`> 6 and 12 [17:33] <~Hebizuka> *A DF Soldier is opening the box #6..* [17:33] <~Hebizuka> [Mystery Item] [17:33] <~Hebizuka> *Large gasp.* [17:33] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: And the secret of this item, is gone along with the box... [17:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Naaaooooo D: [17:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Give it baaack! D: [17:34] <~SU_Tempest> *Faint chuckling in the audience.* [17:34] <Eris`> seems my luck is bad today [17:34] <Eris`> oh well [17:34] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Next one... #12? [17:34] <Eris`> yes [17:34] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Open it up! [17:34] * Eris` has some what lost caring [17:35] <~Hebizuka> [200 P$] [17:35] <~Hebizuka> *Claps and cheers.* [17:35] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: The 200 is gone! [17:35] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Now... There are 6 boxes left, including yours. Two very very nice crates... A 1500 P$, another good crate, a 850... and the bandage. [17:36] <~Hebizuka> *Ring-a-ring ring~* [17:36] * Eris` answers [17:36] <~Hebizuka> *Maniacal chuckling.* [17:37] <~Hebizuka> A box exchange. Deal or no deal? [17:37] <Eris`> no [17:37] <~Hebizuka> Very sure? [17:37] <Eris`> yes [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Be careful, Eris. [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: No deal? [17:37] <Eris`> no deal =w= [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun seems all stressed-out.* [17:37] <Eris`> jun calm down [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: No deal it is then! [17:38] <Eris`> at worst we get nothing [17:38] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Open just one more, please. [17:38] <Eris`> 14 [17:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: But I wanna bring back money home! D: [17:38] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: The #14. [17:38] <Eris`> lets see what happens [17:38] <~Hebizuka> *A goblin opens the box.* [17:38] <~SU_Tempest> Goblin: Godspeed, haaark. [17:40] <Eris`> (?) [17:40] <Eris`> (gotta go faster) [17:40] <~Hebizuka> [SHEPARD crate] [17:40] <~Hebizuka> *Loud gasp.* [17:40] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: ...This is not looking good. That was the best remaining one... [17:40] <Eris`> oh hey look a bunch of armor and clothing inferior to what i have on [17:41] * Eris` shows off hev [17:41] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Still, it could've been worth a lot of money if you decided to sell everything. [17:41] <Eris`> eh [17:41] <~Hebizuka> *Ring, ring, ring.* [17:41] * Eris` answers =w= [17:41] <~Hebizuka> Think very carefully about this one. [17:41] <~Hebizuka> For your box... [17:41] <~Hebizuka> ...600 P$ [17:42] <Eris`> .. [17:42] <Eris`> done =w= [17:42] <~Hebizuka> Deal, or no deal? [17:42] <Eris`> deal [17:42] <Eris`> =w= [17:42] <~Hebizuka> You sure? [17:42] <Eris`> yes =w= [17:42] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: You sold your box for 600 P$! [17:42] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Let's now check the remaining boxes. [17:42] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: If you had continued playing, what would you have chosen? [17:43] <Eris`> hmm [17:43] <Eris`> 17 [17:43] <~Hebizuka> [Bandage + Paracetamol] [17:43] <~Hebizuka> *Audience remains silent.* [17:43] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: You would have been guaranteed 850 P$ at this point in the game... [17:44] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Nevertheless, next one... [17:44] <Eris`> 15 [17:44] <~Hebizuka> [1500 P$] [17:44] <~Hebizuka> *Audience claps and cheers.* [17:44] <Eris`> well then [17:44] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Your box did... NOT have the 1500 P$. So there's at least that. [17:44] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Next one. [17:44] <Eris`> what was in mine then [17:44] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: We will see. [17:45] <Eris`> 13 [17:45] <~Hebizuka> [850 P$] [17:45] <Eris`> welp [17:45] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: At this point in the game, it would have either been a MEDAID5 crate, or a SWATEQP crate. [17:45] <Eris`> my luck medaid 5 [17:45] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Tell me Eris. You've sold your box for 600 P$. Would you have been you happier with items or with money? [17:46] <Eris`> i was after the wish, once it went poof i kinda stopped carring [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: I understand. [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: Well then. Open your box, Eris! Lessee what supply crate you sold for 600 Parallars. [17:46] <Eris`> my dream of kitsune jun is in ruins :< [17:46] * Eris` opens box [17:46] <~Hebizuka> [Yours: SWATEQP crate] [17:47] <~SU_Tempest> Howa: You have sold a SWATEQP crate for 600 P$! Congratulations, this isn't too bad a sum of money! And since you've lost the big prizes, you're eligible to come back next time! [17:48] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [17:48] <~Hebizuka> *No changes in stats. All prizes will be given to you when you return to normal gameplay.*