Log:Game 111 (Meta, no ontology)

[00:09] <~Hebizuka> *Startgame questions* [00:09] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [00:09] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo [00:09] <~Hebizuka> B) Simo Hayha [00:09] <~Hebizuka> C) Dirty Harry [00:09] <~Hebizuka> D) Agent 47 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> E) Solid Snake [00:09] <~Hebizuka> F) Yuuka Kazami [00:09] <~Hebizuka> G) Chuck Norris [00:09] <~Hebizuka> H) Crazy IvanQuestion 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [00:09] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo [00:09] <~Hebizuka> B) Simo Hayha [00:09] <~Hebizuka> C) Dirty Harry [00:09] <~Hebizuka> D) Agent 47 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> E) Solid Snake [00:09] <~Hebizuka> F) Yuuka Kazami [00:09] <~Hebizuka> G) Chuck Norris [00:09] <~Hebizuka> H) Crazy Ivan [00:10] <~Hebizuka> (Oops.) [00:10] <~Hebizuka> (Bad copy paste) [00:10] <~Hebizuka> (sorry about that [00:10] <~Hebizuka> *Startgame questions* [00:10] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [00:10] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo [00:10] <~Hebizuka> B) Simo Hayha [00:10] <~Hebizuka> C) Dirty Harry [00:10] <~Hebizuka> D) Agent 47 [00:10] <~Hebizuka> E) Solid Snake [00:10] <~Hebizuka> F) Yuuka Kazami [00:10] <~Hebizuka> G) Chuck Norris [00:10] <~Hebizuka> H) Crazy Ivan [00:10] <[VV]Kallen> Solid snake, easily [00:13] <~Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [00:13] <~Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [00:13] <~Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [00:13] <~Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [00:13] <~Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [00:13] <~Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [00:13] <~Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [00:14] <[VV]Kallen> It isnt the best business but it has its perks, hot springs will always win [00:15] <~Hebizuka> Question 3: Justin Bieber's fate is in your hands. You… [00:15] <~Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [00:15] <~Hebizuka> B) Hang him [00:15] <~Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [00:15] <~Hebizuka> D) Throw him in the SDM's basement [00:15] <~Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [00:17] <[VV]Kallen> hang him shoot him, smash him with a pole... break the twerps fingers and feed them to the swines, then kill the swines and send them to loyal fans hoping to get a bieber finger... alternative C [00:19] <~Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… [00:19] <~Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [00:19] <~Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look wear as rich and secure as you always wished to be [00:19] <~Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [00:19] <~Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [00:19] <~Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [00:19] <~Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character [00:19] <~Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [00:19] <[VV]Kallen> B, gotta have class [00:20] <~Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song/song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be… [00:20] <~Hebizuka> A) Foghat - Slow ride / Good old 1970's driving rock, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [00:20] <~Hebizuka> B) Alex Gopher - Brain Leech (Bugged Mind Remix) / Electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [00:20] <~Hebizuka> C) Tesla - Cumin Atcha Live / Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because the highway is your own personal NASCAR track [00:20] <~Hebizuka> D) 2Pac - I don't give a fuck / Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because you gotta stop parking the car up trees, CJ! [00:20] <~Hebizuka> E) The Soviet national anthem / Because you will always remember the motherland [00:20] <~Hebizuka> F) Bob Marley - Satisfy my Soul / Marijuana reggae, because you and Jah don't have to put up with road rage [00:20] <~Hebizuka> G) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [00:20] <~Hebizuka> H) Joe Smooth - Promised Land / Chicago house music, because you believe in world peace and LSD [00:22] <[VV]Kallen> Where is the classic stuff? i want my Bethoven, but i guess the soviet national anthem is good enough [00:23] <~Hebizuka> Question 6: Your favorite fiction hero would be… [00:23] <~Hebizuka> A) Super Ketsuana, the samurai from the future! [00:23] <~Hebizuka> B) Axe Cop, because he'll CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF! [00:23] <~Hebizuka> C) Sir Arthur of Male Volante, knight of the octogonal table! [00:23] <~Hebizuka> D) Jack Howitzer, the Vietnam War Hero of the Exploder movies! [00:23] <~Hebizuka> E) The fireman guy from Rescue Heroes! [00:23] <~Hebizuka> F) Yotsuba, the cutest loli in existence! [00:24] <[VV]Kallen> Alternative F wins bigtime, everyone loves lolis [00:25] <~Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [00:25] <~Hebizuka> A) Your wife/husband [00:25] <~Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [00:25] <~Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [00:25] <~Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [00:25] <~Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [00:25] <~Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [00:25] <[VV]Kallen> A survival knife, with that a lot of possibilities open up [00:26] <~Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [00:26] <~Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [00:26] <~Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [00:26] <~Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [00:26] <~Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [00:26] <~Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [00:26] <~Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [00:27] <[VV]Kallen> E... if big guns doesnt solve a problem... get bigger guns [00:28] <~Hebizuka> Question 9: What's your kind of dream vehicle? [00:28] <~Hebizuka> A) 1996 Dodge Viper GTS in blue and white stripes [00:28] <~Hebizuka> B) 1968 Pontiac GTO with a custom Dixie paintjob [00:28] <~Hebizuka> C) 1965 Ford Transit ice-cream van with 24 different flavors for sale [00:28] <~Hebizuka> D) Sukhoi SU-35 "Flanker" Soviet fighter jet [00:28] <~Hebizuka> E) 1998 Subaru Impreza WRX STi 22B with a custom paintjob [00:28] <~Hebizuka> F) Vietnam War-era M113 APC [00:28] <~Hebizuka> G) The "Charles de Gaulle" aircraft carrier [00:29] <[VV]Kallen> Not much of a vehicle person... but id go for the Sukhoi SU-35 [00:30] <~Hebizuka> Question 10: Your friends refer to you as… [00:30] <~Hebizuka> A) "The Nerd", because of your collection of anime posters and figurines [00:30] <~Hebizuka> B) "Miss Fix-it", because you repaired all of their cars at least once [00:30] <~Hebizuka> C) "Chief", because you are a natural leader and they know it [00:30] <~Hebizuka> D) "Lovemaker", because you flirted with their partners at least once [00:30] <~Hebizuka> E) "The Doc", because you're the most intelligent out of them all [00:30] <~Hebizuka> F) "Psycho", because they're not gun people and you are [00:30] <~Hebizuka> G) "Animal Mother", because all of their pets befriended you and you have yourself five dogs [00:31] <[VV]Kallen> The nerd, if someone finds my secret stash they must die [00:31] <~Hebizuka> Question 11: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find… [00:31] <~Hebizuka> A) A mint copy of the book "Hit Man" [00:31] <~Hebizuka> B) The complete "The Godfather" trilogy [00:31] <~Hebizuka> C) A lot of food and a note which says "Donated by the Red Cross" [00:31] <~Hebizuka> D) A cosplay of Donatello, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" [00:31] <~Hebizuka> E) A large wad of cash, in notes of 20 dollars [00:31] <~Hebizuka> F) All of the belongings of that famous member of your family who fought during World War II [00:32] <[VV]Kallen> The godfather trilogy, those films are amazing [00:32] <~Hebizuka> Question 12: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… [00:32] <~Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [00:32] <~Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [00:32] <~Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [00:32] <~Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [00:32] <~Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [00:32] <~Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [00:33] <[VV]Kallen> Alternative A, the other things can surely wait [00:34] <~Hebizuka> *Finally, a last, meta question.* [00:34] <~Hebizuka> Question 13: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [00:34] <~Hebizuka> A) Normal missions - Medium difficulty, medium rewards, adapted for beginners. [00:34] <~Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions - Higher difficulty, high rewards, [00:34] <~Hebizuka> C) Freelance jobs - Variable difficulty, longer game, adapted for people seasoned to the game. [00:34] <[VV]Kallen> Normal missions [00:35] <~Hebizuka> All right. The questionnaire is finished. I will send an engineer with your equipment. [00:36] <[VV]Kallen> That would be appreciated [00:37] <~SU_Tempest> *As promised, an engie gets in, pushing a cart with four crates in it.* [00:37] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Got a letter, and packages for someone by the name of ... Kallen. [00:37] <[VV]Kallen> Thats me [00:37] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Here's the letter... http://pastebin.com/me83iyju [00:38] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: And the crates are yours. I'll be off now. [00:38] <[VV]Kallen> starts reading the letter [00:39] <~Hebizuka> *In the first crate is your backpack, which will be assumed to be automatically taken and worn unless you specifically refuse to. For all other items: State clearly which ones you are taking, and they will be placed in the backpack. For weapons and clothing, state clearly if you are equipping them (main inventory for use or wear at any time) or sparing them (placing into backpack).* [00:39] <~Hebizuka> *When you're ready, we will begin opening them.* [00:41] <[VV]Kallen> will begin opening the clothing box [00:47] <~Hebizuka> =Crate 1= [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] RM22SF LBE - Capacity 35 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Evening dress (Upper body, Lower body) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Classy - Weight: 3 [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Thong (Crotch) - AC Light - No resistance - Weight: 1 [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - High-heeled shoes - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Classy - Weight: [00:47] <~Hebizuka> 9 [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Sukumizu (Upper body, Lower body, Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Type-2 Kevlar vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 [00:48] <[VV]Kallen> equips all [00:49] <~Hebizuka> *Conflict: Sukumizu and Type-2 Kevlar vest. Which one are you equipping?* [00:49] <[VV]Kallen> Sukumizu [00:51] <[VV]Kallen> store kevlar for future decision of what to do with it [00:51] <~Hebizuka> =Crate 2= [00:51] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Walther P99 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - P99 magazine (15+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [00:51] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Walther P99 15-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.15 [Ammo: 15/15] [00:51] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: 9x19mm Parabellum [00:51] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 9x19mm Parabellum, 50 rounds [00:52] <[VV]Kallen> not much firepower... at least its stealthy [00:52] <[VV]Kallen> equip gun and accesories [00:53] <~Hebizuka> *Class 3 weapon equipped. Silencer attached to P99. Spare magazine and extra ammo placed in your backpack's ammo pouch.* [00:54] <~Hebizuka> =Crate 3= [00:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Lunch pack - Bento box. 6d6 - Strength+10% for 7 turns if all 6 portions are eaten in one sitting. [00:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Horse meat (basashi). 1d36 [00:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Wasabi roots. 1d5 - Strength+10% for 5 turns [00:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of sake. 3d6 - Inebriation +3d6/portion [00:54] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage x2 - Cures a single wound [00:54] <[VV]Kallen> spare all [00:56] <~Hebizuka> =Crate 4= [00:56] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] 2x White gem - Big pearl - Value 50-300 P$ (1d251 +49) [00:56] <[VV]Kallen> Ohh, shiny [00:56] <[VV]Kallen> spare gem [00:57] <~Hebizuka> *There are 2. Spare both?* [00:57] <[VV]Kallen> yes [00:57] <~Hebizuka> All set? [00:57] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 1.15/6 | Weight: 17/35 [00:58] <[VV]Kallen> is set and ready [00:58] <~Hebizuka> All right then. [00:58] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [00:58] <~Hebizuka> (No stat change due to the session being startgame only.)