Log:Game 113 (Meta, no ontology)

[21:59] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Nanako. You visited 53 rooms. Next special room at the 60th. You may type !mrooms3 to begin. [22:00] <Nanako> !mrooms3 [22:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] Left door: 2775 - Front door: 3213 - Right door: 1183 - Roomstyle: 13 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [22:00] <Nanako> > Right door: 1183 [22:00] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is an interesting item on the floor...* [22:00] <Nanako> > Interesting? [22:01] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Arms implant - "Gem Cannon" weaponized crystal charger [22:02] <Nanako> *picks it up stares at it* [22:02] <Nanako> They have crystals here too?! [22:02] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Hmm, interesting... This could be brought to the bionics scientist. [22:03] <Nanako> No, I mean... I thought they said powers didn't carry over. [22:03] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Powers? [22:04] <Nanako> I always used to use crystals... [22:04] <Nanako> But, I have no idea how I'm supposed to use this. I guess it must be a different type of crystals. [22:05] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Well, let's find this bionics scientist. Maybe he can help us with it? [22:05] <Nanako> Oh! Is that that guy with the awesome name? [22:05] <Nanako> The other one, I mean. The one that isn't you [22:05] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: I think his name is Chaos-something... [22:06] <Nanako> Well, let's take it anyway and see if we can find him. [22:06] <Nanako> > spare [22:07] <~Hebizuka> *Suddenly, someone enters the room!* [22:07] <Nanako> :o?! [22:07] <~Hebizuka> *A tengu reporter enters, apparently in a hurry.* [22:07] <Nanako> ! [22:07] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: *Out of breath* Gah... Huh... Are... Is anyone of you... named... "Nanako"?... [22:07] <~Hebizuka> 23/35 [22:08] <Nanako> That'd be me!! [22:08] <Nanako> What did I do to deserve this honor, AyaTengu-sama? [22:08] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: Ahh...Success! I found her! W-well... *phew*... You've ... been invited on the MazeTV game show studios... to *hah* participate to *pant* Deal or No Deal... [22:09] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: W-would you like to come? [22:09] <Nanako> Could I say no to a tengu? [22:09] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: Ahhh... Excellent! [22:09] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu produces a small object, which creates a telepad on the floor.* [22:10] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: Well then... *He steps on it, and disappears.* [22:10] <Nanako> Ah, don't leave me behind! [22:10] <~SU_Tempest> *Participate to the TV show by stepping on the telepad, or refuse by continuing on.* [22:10] <Nanako> *Telepad-follow~* [22:35] <~Hebizuka> *You're telepadded to the backstage of a TV show set, where you're stripped of your weapons and told to get ready.* [22:35] <~Hebizuka> *Once on the set, you see another tengu dressed in fancy clothing; surely the host.* [22:36] <~SU_Tempest> Host: All right, we will be ready soon [22:36] <~SU_Tempest> Camera Tengu: 2 minutes before we're live! [22:36] <Nanako> MORE TENGU [22:36] <Nanako> Is this heaven [22:36] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Hi there, you must be Nanako? [22:36] <Nanako> Indeedy [22:37] <~SU_Tempest> Host: All right. I'm sure you've seen our show before, right? You know the rules? [22:38] <Nanako> Not really, actually... [22:39] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Okay, this is very simple really. You have to choose one of 17 boxes, in which are distributed random rewards, from measly things like biscuits, panties, small sums of money, to our big rewards such as 1500, 2500 P$, nice supply crates, an unrestricted wish, and this year's special, the Mystery Item. [22:41] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Once you chose your box, we open all of the others and reveal what is -not- in yours, and based on which ones you opens, we pause the game at certain intervals so that our mystery banker over the phone may make a proposition to buy back your box. The entire game revolves around this; either you make a DEAL if the offer is nice enough, or you make NO DEAL and you continue opening boxes. [22:41] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Sounds clear? [22:41] <Nanako> Ooh, yeah, got it :D [22:42] <~SU_Tempest> Camera Tengu: 30 seconds! [22:42] <Nanako> Welp, I'm ready [22:43] <~SU_Tempest> Camera Tengu: 10 seconds, camera roll! [22:43] <~SU_Tempest> *You hear a familiar theme song.* [22:44] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Weeeellcooooommmeeee, MazeTV telespectators and other TV room dwellers! [22:44] <Nanako> *Convenient gust of artificial wind flips her skirt. unlike all the pervs in the audience she doesn't notice.* [22:45] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Welcome for another exciting December special of your favorite shoooow, Deal, or No Deal! This show is not endorsed at all by any shady production company in another world. [22:46] <~SU_Tempest> Host: I'm your host, as usual; Noru Edmonds. Today, we have another very special player; another contestant who is participating on our show for the first time. Ladies and gentlemennn, please welcome NANAKO. *More title theme, audience cheering, and someone pushing you to meet the host in the center of the TV set.* [22:47] <Nanako> *Skips jumps and flips onto stage* [22:47] <Nanako> *BECAUSE ACROBATICS WORK OUTSIDE OF MAZES.* [22:47] <Nanako> Konbanwa~! [22:48] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Well then, let's skip straight to the business. First, let me show you the table of possible rewards... [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G01: Biscuit [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G02: Panties [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G03: 2x Condom [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G04: 200 P$ [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G05: 300 P$ [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G06: 2x Military rations bag [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G07: 500 P$ [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G08: Bandage + Paracetamol [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G09: 850 P$ [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G10: 4x M67 frag grenade [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G11: MEDAID5 crate [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G12: 1500 P$ [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G13: SWATEQP crate [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G14: 2500 P$ [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G15: SHEPARD crate [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G16: Unrestricted wish [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G17: Mystery Item [22:48] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Understood so far? What are you shooting for? [22:49] <Nanako> I'm dying to see what that mystery item is! [22:50] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Well then. These rewards are randomized in those boxes, numbered 1 to 17. Which one do you want, to be yours for this game? [22:50] <Nanako> !mdice 1 17 [22:50] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 17 ] [ Rolls: 10 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [22:51] * Nanako ignores dice! [22:51] * Nanako picks 7 because 7ko always picks 7. [22:51] <~SU_Tempest> *An attractive young kitsune brings you Box #7, and sets it on the table next to you.* [22:52] <~SU_Tempest> Host: ALL RIGHT. Let's begin! Nanako, 17 boxes in play, open up five, please. [22:55] <Nanako> Then... 2,4,6,8... and... fifteen! [22:55] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Lessee what is in #2. [22:56] <~Hebizuka> [Biscuit] [22:56] <~SU_Tempest> *Cheers, and audience chanting "BISCUIT DOWN, BISCUIT DOWN!"* [22:57] <Nanako> nom? :3 [22:57] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Well, we're starting this well. No biscuit in your box. I have no idea how long it was in there. [22:57] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Next up is #4, aight? [22:57] <Nanako> Good thing you don't have a Leopard on your list [22:57] <~SU_Tempest> *Audience chuckles.* [22:58] <~Hebizuka> [200 P$] [22:58] <~Hebizuka> *More applauds.* [22:58] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Well, well. Let's continue on that streak, shall we. Six is next? [22:59] <~Hebizuka> [Bandage + Paracetamol] [22:59] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Excellent, this is still amongst the small prizes. [23:00] <~SU_Tempest> Host: I recall you've said 8 next... [23:00] <Nanako> The two next to mine :3 [23:01] <~Hebizuka> [2x Military rations bag] [23:01] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Excellent! Another low prize! We're gonna give miss banker the best impression! [23:01] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Let's hope that this last box before her first call is not a big prize. [23:01] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Remind me which one it is? 15? [23:02] <Nanako> First composite of odd numbers. [23:02] <Nanako> Because I do math as well as acrobatics and silly puns. [23:02] <~SU_Tempest> *Audience chuckling.* [23:03] <~SU_Tempest> Host: You have a lot of talents! Let's hope skillful number choosing is also a talent of yours. [23:03] <~SU_Tempest> Host: ANYWAY. Open up box #15! [23:03] <~Hebizuka> [4x M67 frag grenade] [23:03] <~SU_Tempest> *Moderate clapping in the audience.* [23:03] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Okay, it's still okay. The real big prizes are still up. [23:04] <~Hebizuka> *Ring, ring, ring~.* [23:04] <Nanako> Bananaphone? [23:04] <~SU_Tempest> *Audience laughter.* [23:04] <Nanako> Oops, I forgot, that's 7 rings [23:04] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Pffthah. Go ahead, pick up. [23:04] <Nanako> *pickup* [23:04] <~Hebizuka> Hello. [23:04] * ~Hebizuka is the mystery banker. [23:04] <Nanako> Nanako desu~! [23:05] <~Hebizuka> *Audience chuckle.*ù [23:05] <~Hebizuka> For your box... [23:05] <~Hebizuka> I propose you a deal of... 700 P$. [23:05] <~Hebizuka> Deal, or no deal. [23:05] <Nanako> Nice amount but I'm more interested in the contents~ No deal~ [23:06] <~Hebizuka> Real sure? [23:06] <Nanako> No deal. [23:06] <~SU_Tempest> * [23:06] <~SU_Tempest> *Audience cheers on. "Go, Nanako!" is heard in the back by a few people.* [23:06] <~SU_Tempest> Host: All right. 12 boxes still in play. Let's go take down those panties! Choose four more please. [23:09] <Nanako> Then, next is Cirno box! [23:09] <Nanako> (9) [23:10] <~Hebizuka> [Unrestricted wish] [23:10] <~Hebizuka> *Loud gasp in the audience.* [23:10] <Nanako> D: [23:10] <~SU_Tempest> Host: ...Oh no. That can't be good news. [23:10] <Nanako> IM SORRY CIRNO [23:10] <Nanako> I SHOULD HAVE HAD MORE FAITH IN YOU [23:11] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Well, let's not lose faith. Mystery item is still up, so are the big money boxes, and the big supply crates. [23:11] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Another one please! [23:11] <Nanako> 14! [23:12] <~Hebizuka> [2500 P$] [23:12] <~Hebizuka> *More gasps.* [23:12] <~Hebizuka> *The audience is in shock.* [23:12] <~Hebizuka> *The host is in shock as well.* [23:12] <~SU_Tempest> Host: ... wow. [23:13] <Nanako> :U. [23:13] <~SU_Tempest> Host: I'd like to be positive but this is just... bad. [23:13] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Nevertheless, we have to choose 2 more. Come on, Nanako, take the panties down, or the condoms! [23:14] <Nanako> Then... 12. [23:14] <~Hebizuka> [MEDAID5 crate] [23:15] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Damn... another big crate. This could've been a great fall-back box but... gone too. [23:15] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Ohh dear, the banker is going to laugh her designer socks off... [23:16] <~SU_Tempest> Host: One more, please. [23:16] <Nanako> 5. [23:16] <~Hebizuka> [SWATEQP crate] [23:16] <~Hebizuka> *Annoyed gasp in the audience.* [23:16] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Four boxes, four big ones, including the 2500 and the wish... [23:16] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Oh dear. [23:17] <~Hebizuka> *Ring-a-ring~.* [23:17] <Nanako> Domo~ [23:18] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Go ahead, answer. [23:18] <Nanako> *answer~* [23:18] * ~Hebizuka is loudly LAUGHING. [23:18] * ~Hebizuka laughs so much it's heard on the stage, which causes the audience to boo. [23:19] <~Hebizuka> Ahahahaha. "Skillful number choosing", yes! [23:19] <~Hebizuka> Anyway... For your box... I will propose.. [23:19] <~Hebizuka> 70 P$. [23:19] <~Hebizuka> Deal, or no deal. [23:19] <Nanako> Pfffff [23:19] <Nanako> What do you think? [23:19] <Nanako> No deal. [23:20] <Nanako> You're just adding zeroes to my box number anyway. [23:20] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Very well.. [23:21] <~SU_Tempest> Host: If so, two more til the next call. [23:21] <Nanako> 16. [23:21] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Please let it be a small one. [23:22] <~Hebizuka> [850 P$] [23:22] <~Hebizuka> *Timid clapping.* [23:22] <~SU_Tempest> Host: It's ... fine. Now do something extraordinary, like the panties. [23:22] <Nanako> Maybe if I had a crystal ball [23:23] <Nanako> 1. [23:23] <~Hebizuka> [500 P$] [23:23] <~Hebizuka> *More, moderate clapping from the audience.* [23:23] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Yes! That's more like it. Take down the small ones. [23:23] <~Hebizuka> *Phone call~~* [23:23] <~SU_Tempest> Host: *groan* Hrmm. All right... there she goes. [23:24] <Nanako> *answer* [23:24] <~Hebizuka> Mm, mm, mm~. [23:25] <~Hebizuka> I allow you a box exchange~~ [23:25] <~Hebizuka> Deal, or no deal? [23:26] <Nanako> So I'd get one of the other unopened ones, or what? [23:26] <~Hebizuka> Yes, this is a deal to exchange your box for another unopened one. One-time only, no refunds. [23:26] <~Hebizuka> You refuse, you keep your #7. You accept, you can take one of the remaining ones. [23:27] <Nanako> It wouldn't make any difference~ [23:27] <Nanako> 7ko is sticking with 7. [23:27] <Nanako> No deal. [23:27] <~Hebizuka> Sure? [23:27] <Nanako> Stop asking~ [23:27] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Very well. [23:28] <~SU_Tempest> Host: 6 boxes still in play. Open one more! [23:28] <Nanako> ...10. [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Please let it be the panties. [23:29] <~Hebizuka> [Panties] [23:29] <~Hebizuka> *Applauds and cheers!* [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> Host: FINALLY they've been taken down! YES! [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> Host: This will give you ammo for the banker! [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> Host: And she should be calling... [23:29] <~Hebizuka> *Ring!* [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> Host: ...Now. [23:30] <Nanako> *Answer* [23:30] <~Hebizuka> Mmm. [23:30] <~Hebizuka> Not bad, in the end. [23:30] <~Hebizuka> Well. For your box, here's my proposition... [23:30] <~Hebizuka> ... 650 P$. [23:30] <~Hebizuka> Deal, or no deal. [23:33] <Nanako> It's the most tempting one yet... [23:33] <Nanako> But... [23:33] <Nanako> No deal. [23:33] <~Hebizuka> Very well. [23:33] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Okay. One more, please. [23:34] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Take down the condoms and it will look really great. [23:35] <Nanako> 13. [23:35] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Let's hope it's a lucky number fer you. [23:35] <~Hebizuka> [1500 P$] [23:35] <~Hebizuka> *Gasp!* [23:36] <~SU_Tempest> Host: No, no, no... no... [23:36] <~SU_Tempest> Host: That can't be good. [23:36] <~Hebizuka> *Ring-ring-ring and a half.* [23:36] <Nanako> *Answerwer* [23:36] <~Hebizuka> It's not looking for you, is it... [23:37] <~Hebizuka> Well then. For your box... 475 P$. Deal or no deal. [23:37] <Nanako> No deal. I already decided the next box. [23:38] <~Hebizuka> All right. [23:38] <~SU_Tempest> Host: One more. [23:38] <Nanako> 11. [23:38] <~Hebizuka> [SHEPARD crate] [23:38] <~Hebizuka> *Tension increases.* [23:38] <~SU_Tempest> *The audience is in utter shock.* [23:39] <~SU_Tempest> Host: ...The odds are stacked against you, Nanako. You've blown another of the big ones. But... the mystery item is still there. [23:39] <~SU_Tempest> Host: The problem is, it is stacked against the 300 and the condoms. And these wouldn't do very nice christmas gifts. [23:40] <~Hebizuka> *Rrrrrring.* [23:40] <Nanako> *aaaaaaaaaanswer* [23:40] * ~Hebizuka chuckling madly. [23:40] <Nanako> I've seen it this far, I might as well open the last two. [23:40] <~Hebizuka> But listen to my proposition first. [23:40] <~Hebizuka> For your box... [23:41] <~Hebizuka> ... 1000 P$. [23:41] <Nanako> ... [23:41] <~Hebizuka> *Gasp in the audience. This is a sudden twist of fate!* [23:41] <~Hebizuka> Deal... [23:41] <~Hebizuka> ...or no deal. [23:41] <Nanako> Well that's unexpected of you [23:41] <Nanako> So I'm changing my mind [23:41] <Nanako> Deal. [23:41] <~Hebizuka> Are you sure? [23:42] <~SU_Tempest> Host: This looks suspicious; but then again... that's a lot of money. [23:42] <Nanako> ...Yanno, it was a total surprise to come here anyway, so Nanako would have been fine with anything~ [23:42] <Nanako> Deal. [23:43] <~SU_Tempest> Host: You have sold your box for one thousand parallars! [23:43] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Now, let's hope the condoms or the 300 were in there. [23:43] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Open one of the last two, please. [23:43] <Nanako> Oh, I still have to? Okay, 17. [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [2x Condom] [23:43] <~Hebizuka> *"Noooo!"* [23:44] <~SU_Tempest> Host: This is ... a tough situation. [23:44] <~Hebizuka> *Ring~?* [23:44] <Nanako> *Unexpected!* [23:44] <Nanako> *Answer* [23:44] <~Hebizuka> I would have offered you 1500 P$ for your box, had you not dealt beforehand. But. [23:45] <~Hebizuka> On this day, I am going to make a very special proposition. [23:46] <~Hebizuka> You can keep the deal, and the 1000 P$ for sure... or I can give you back your box. [23:46] <~Hebizuka> My offer is unique, but I sometimes consider doing it to keep the suspense up.~~ [23:46] <~Hebizuka> Take back your box... Deal, or no deal? [23:49] <Nanako> It's a toughie...but. [23:49] <Nanako> Deal. I'll take back my box. [23:50] <~Hebizuka> All right. Your box is yours again. [23:50] <~Hebizuka> Now then, it is time. [23:50] <~SU_Tempest> Host: What a double twist of fate! [23:50] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Now.. [23:50] <~SU_Tempest> Host: ...open your own box, please. [23:51] <Nanako> *opens the box* [23:51] <~Hebizuka> [Mystery item] [23:52] <~SU_Tempest> Host: You have won the mystery item, which is, for this year only, the second-highest most valuable crate, behind the wish! [23:52] <Nanako> See! [23:52] <Nanako> This is why 7ko always picks 7~ [23:52] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Now, it is time to discover what is this mystery item. [23:53] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Coincidentally, there are seven different things that can be the mystery item. It changes at every game for this year. The question is... What is yours? [23:54] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Well. Actually, we will drag the suspense longer. [23:54] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Because it is up to you to choose. Nanako, please choose a number between one and seven. [23:55] <~SU_Tempest> *More audience gasping.* [23:55] <Nanako> 7ko always picks 7~ [23:55] <Nanako> ... would be too predictable. [23:56] <Nanako> 4! [23:57] <~Hebizuka> The mystery item is... [23:57] <~Hebizuka> ...A voucher, valid in all gun shops, to order for free one of the MzW 2.3 weapons: the Norinco QJY-88 light machine gun plus one extra ammo belt, for free, on the day of its release. [23:58] <~Hebizuka> It is a brand new weapon in a caliber unseen yet in the Mazes! [23:58] <Nanako> Oooh! [23:58] <Nanako> New stuff :3 [23:59] <~Hebizuka> Keep that voucher! (It will be on your Key items until the next version release.) [23:59] <Nanako> Will do~ [23:59] <~Hebizuka> *You're invited to say goodbye and leave the TV set via a telepad, to meet again with Tobias and continue.* [00:00] <Nanako> Thanks for having me~! *bow* [00:01] <Nanako> *Excitedly handshakes the random tengus before leaving, too~* [00:01] <~SU_Tempest> Host: ehehe! We hope you will enjoy your new weapon~ [00:02] <~Hebizuka> *You return to the Mazes...* [00:16] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Ah, mistress! Did you win anything? [00:16] <Nanako> Hee :3 [00:16] <Nanako> *shows him the voucher* [00:16] <Nanako> How about this? [00:16] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Ohhh, it's nothing like I've seen before. [00:17] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: So a ticket for a weapon I've never heard of... Interesting! That is nice indeed! I just wonder when we can reclaim it. [00:18] <Nanako> Yeah... strange, they didn't actually tell me the release day! [00:18] <Nanako> Oh well, I'm sure we'll manage it somehow~ [00:18] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Well then, may we resume? [00:19] <Nanako> Absolutely! [00:20] <Nanako> !mrooms3 [00:20] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] Left door: 3727 - Front door: 1545 - Right door: 1429 - Roomstyle: 123 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:20] <Nanako> > Front door: 1545 [00:21] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a shrine. There's a shrine maiden here, as well as a Maze Citizen.* [00:21] <~Hebizuka> *The Citizen carries a pistol.* [00:26] <Nanako> I think there's a strange presence in this room, I keep hearing voices in my head. [00:26] <Nanako> Let's get out of here. [00:26] <Nanako> !mrooms3 [00:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] Left door: 3771 - Front door: 371 - Right door: 1877 - Roomstyle: 274 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:26] <Nanako> > Left door: 3771 [00:27] <Nanako> (I guess that means you have to leave the bracketed lines in <3) [00:27] <~Hebizuka> *A washitsu. There is a kitsune with some explosive charges in hands here... there is also another item in the corner.* [00:28] <Nanako> ... [00:28] <Nanako> Um. I hope you'll be careful with those ^^ [00:28] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: Mmm? Don't worry. [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: It's a little "gift" for a "special someone". [00:29] <Nanako> Ah, I think I get what you mean :3 [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> *She has a nasty wink.* [00:29] <Nanako> I'll let you "deliver" it, then. [00:29] <Nanako> Don't forget the ribbons! [00:30] <Nanako> > Check item. [00:30] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Arms implant - Item composition identification scanner [00:30] <Nanako> ...Hey, Tobi. It's another one of those thingies, isn't it? [00:30] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Apparently so. [00:30] <Nanako> *Spare* [00:31] <Nanako> I feel like I'm starting a collection or something. [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Would be funny if we did collect them all. [00:33] <Nanako> !mrooms3 [00:33] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] Left door: 4548 - Front door: 5374 - Right door: 4950 - Roomstyle: 268 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:33] <Nanako> > Front door: 5374 [00:33] <~Hebizuka> 24/35 [00:34] <~Hebizuka> *An empty pharmacy. There might still be an item in the first aid locker. There's also - oh gods - a tiger.* [00:34] <Nanako> Eep, more wild animals! [00:35] <Nanako> @cover [00:35] <EliasBot> A dishwasher. (75%, Kev-3) [00:35] <Nanako> !mdice 2 6 [00:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [00:35] <Nanako> (pff) [00:35] <~Hebizuka> *You take cover, but you wake the tiger up; who now has his turn.* [00:35] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [00:35] <~Hebizuka> *The tiger growls... Smells the fresh meat of humans.* [00:36] <~Hebizuka> *It comes towards you, walks around your dishwasher, and attempts clawing you!* [00:36] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [00:36] <EliasBot> [HEAD] Head (Torso if firearm, unless 12 is scored.) [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [00:36] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [00:36] <~Hebizuka> *Clunk! The paws, and especially the claws, come and smack your helmet, but the helmet withstood the hit perfectly well.* Result: No damage. [00:37] <Nanako> (Right. I should already have learnt cover's pointless for melee...) [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *Your cover is now useless; the tiger is on your side.* [00:37] <Nanako> (Silly me.) [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *It is now your turn. You're starting to feel hungry though.* [00:38] <Nanako> "I guess he saw us... let's see how he likes this" [00:40] <~Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [00:40] <Nanako> > Fire 3 shots from the M1 Garand at the tiger's head. [00:41] <Nanako> !mdice 2 6 [00:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [00:41] <~Hebizuka> *Sadly, you fire in panic, and lack of aim results in lack of hits.* [00:41] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [00:41] <Nanako> ... [00:41] <Nanako> I'm counting on you, Tobias! [00:41] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Do not worry, mistress! [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> *Tobias carefully aims at the tiger, going for a single shot straight to the heart...* [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [00:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 6 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [00:42] <~Hebizuka> *Hit!* [00:42] <~Hebizuka> Tobias Markham [FG42] Tiger [00:43] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [00:43] <Nanako> Well, I'm just embarrassing myself now. [00:43] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Fear not, mistress. It happens. My job is to protect you after all. [00:44] <Nanako> Ahaha... well, keep it up. ^^ [00:44] <~SU_Tempest> *He pats your shoulder.* [00:44] <Nanako> *carefully steps over tiger's body.* [00:44] <Nanako> > Check first aid locker. [00:45] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Unidentified [00:45] <Nanako> *shrugs and spares it* [00:45] <Nanako> !mrooms3 [00:45] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] Left door: 3968 - Front door: 4747 - Right door: 2085 - Roomstyle: 18 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [00:45] <Nanako> > Front door: 4747 [00:46] <~Hebizuka> 25/35 [00:47] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into an armory. A Maze Soldier is present, cleaning various disassembled firearm parts. There is a weapon in the gun locker, and an item on the floor.* [00:50] <Nanako> *looks over all the pieces* So much stuff I haven't seen... I bet you could tell me what anything was though, eh, Tobi? [00:50] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: I'm afraid I only have a faint idea. Not enough to name them. [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Mm? [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: What're you guys doin here? [00:51] <Nanako> Oh, just passing through. Thought you had an interesting collection there! [00:51] <Nanako> *nod* [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> M [00:52] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: It's just disassembled guns. [00:53] <Nanako> Well, anyway... [00:53] <Nanako> > check item on floor [00:53] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Red pill - Unidentified [00:54] <Nanako> *spares, starting a second collection, this one of meds...* [00:54] <~Hebizuka> 26/35 [00:55] <Nanako> > Check weapon in gun locker too. [00:56] <~Hebizuka> =Gun locker= [00:56] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Smith & Wesson Model 620 revolver | .357 Magnum - Cylinder (7 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 5 [Ammo: 7/7] [00:56] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: S&W Model 620 7-round speedloader. Weight: 0.5+0.07 [Ammo: 7/7] [00:56] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: *Keeps a suspicious eye on you.* [00:57] <~SU_Tempest> *You don't see it, but the Soldier is lowering a hand from their work, and gently grips their weapon instead.* [00:57] <Nanako> *looks back at MzSol* I s'pose this is yours too? --Hey, why are you pointing that at me? [00:58] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Why are you so interested in -my- guns? [00:59] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Come on, go ahead and answer me. It is a honest question. [00:59] <Nanako> ...I was just looking, yeesh. [01:00] <Nanako> I just think it's interesting how many varieties there are./ [01:00] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Mmm. [01:00] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier lowers their weapon.* [01:00] <Nanako> But if you insist, I'll leave. [01:00] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: *Instantly re-points it at you.* [01:00] <Nanako> ... [01:00] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: I have NOT told you to leave. [01:00] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Let us go, please. [01:01] <Nanako> *shrug* Shouldn't have left all this stuff out in the open then. [01:01] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: In a moment. Tell me, madam. [01:01] <Nanako> !mdice 2 6 walks away [01:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [01:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Soldier stands up and stays in the way.* [01:01] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Please let me ask you one question. Just one. [01:01] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Do you like the weapon you saw in my locker? Or rather, if you could, would you take it? [01:01] <Nanako> ..ok fien [01:02] <Nanako> Uhhh... [01:02] <~SU_Tempest> *Tobias finds the Soldier's expression strange.* [01:02] <Nanako> =_= [01:02] <Nanako> To be honest I have no idea how good most of these guns are. So I'd probably just take it out of interest and maybe try it out one day [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: *Walks to the gun locker.* [01:03] <Nanako> They all look cool,though! [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: *Slings back the weapon on their hip. Then grabs the revolver and the speedloader.* [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: *Then comes back in front of you...shoving weapon and loader in your hands, face suddenly bursting with a smile.* Take it then. [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Merry christmas, bwahahahah. Sorry if I scared you, I was testing you. [01:04] <Nanako> ...Wuh? *looks down to weapon and up to soldier* [01:04] <Nanako> *--and again* [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: *Grin.* [01:04] <Nanako> Uh. Well. Thanks? ^^;; [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: I'll holster this in my vest, mistress. [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Thanks, Soldier. [01:05] <Nanako> I'm sure we'll find a use for it! [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> *Your ally takes the weapon and speedloader from your hands, if you allow him.* [01:05] <Nanako> *sure* [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Oh, it's actually a bit big to fit in my holsters.. [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Neverfear, I have some space in the back. [01:06] <~Hebizuka> Ally 5/15 [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Normally I shouldn't give away stuff like this, but you happened to have found my Sergeant's old handgun. [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: And my Sergeant got promoted recently to Lieutenant, and asked for a new weapon; so he got one. And I kept his old. [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: So there you go, have fun. [01:08] <Nanako> Ahh... [01:08] <Nanako> We'll treasure it! [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: You are welcome. [01:09] <Nanako> You have a merry Christmas too. And a happy new year. :3 [01:09] <Nanako> Come on, Tobi~ [01:09] <Nanako> !mrooms3 [01:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] Left door: 1801 - Front door: 3515 - Right door: 2671 - Roomstyle: 43 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Yes, ma'am. [01:10] <Nanako> > Left door: 1801 [01:11] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [01:12] <~Hebizuka> *You fall into a butlerhouse. A Chief Butler just like Tobias, armed with a pistol, is watching over his two subordinate butlers, apparently teaching them about mannerisms. You see christmas decorations on the walls of this room, and you notice a supply crate wrapped in a gift ribbon, on the bunk bed.* [01:12] <Nanako> Well well. [01:13] <Nanako> It's your friends :D [01:13] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Colleagues. [01:14] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: Hmm? Hold on, boys, we got visit. *Walks towards you.* Hello there. Perhaps we can help you? [01:15] <Nanako> Oh, don't worry, just saying hi~ [01:15] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: Is ma'am your employer? [01:15] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Absolutely. Have one yourself? [01:15] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: Not yet unfortunately. It's hard these days. [01:15] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Ahh. Well then. Good luck you and your boys. [01:15] <~SU_Tempest> *The other chief butler nods, then the two respectfully bow.* [01:16] <Nanako> *meanwhile, checks out that crate* [01:17] <Nanako> I hope this isn't the gift from that kitsune, especially as I told them to remember the ribbon... [01:17] <~Hebizuka> *A WPN-1 crate. Open it?* [01:17] <Nanako> Sure! [01:18] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: Mm? Oh, please, ma'am, no! This is a christmas gift for -- [01:18] <~Hebizuka> =WPN-1 crate= [01:18] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Glock 17 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Glock 9mm magazine (17+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [Ammo: 16+1/17] [01:18] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] 5x Magazine: Glock 9mm 17-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [01:18] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 9x19mm Parabellum, 85 rounds [01:18] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Kizlyar DV-2 knife - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 3 [01:18] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: ...for one of my boys... [01:19] <~SU_Tempest> Butler2: Me? [01:19] <~SU_Tempest> Butler1: No, idiot! Me! [01:19] <Nanako> ...uh oh. [01:19] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: Oh shut it! I've said, "not until christmas", and I haven't bought the second gift yet! [01:21] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Mistress, perhaps we should go. [01:21] <Nanako> yes, let's... [01:21] <~SU_Tempest> Butler2: I want the Glock! [01:21] <Nanako> ... [01:21] <~SU_Tempest> Butler1: No, he promised it to ME. [01:21] <Nanako> oh my god, you guys, shut it [01:22] <Nanako> Here, I'll solve your problem [01:22] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: Boys, BOYS! Stop fighting over th-- huh? [01:22] <Nanako> *Takes all the contents for herself* [01:22] <Nanako> Now you have nothing to fight over [01:22] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: ! [01:22] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: ! [01:22] <~Hebizuka> *Spare all?* [01:23] <Nanako> If possible without going over 35, yes [01:23] <~Hebizuka> *Automatically filling magazines with ammo...* [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *The totality of items can be fit in your backpack and ammo pouch without going over the maximum.* [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *Confirm?* [01:26] <Nanako> ...I'm feeling nice today, so I'll leave it... as hard as it is to pass up. [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> Butler1: Sorry ma'am... [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> Butler2: Yes, it was totally... [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> Butler1: Uncalled for! [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: Yes ... apologies for their behavior, I need to train them more. [01:27] <Nanako> Hopefully they will have learnt something by thinking about not getting their presents at all. *nod* [01:27] <Nanako> Good luck with the training. [01:28] <Nanako> !mrooms3 [01:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] Left door: 3947 - Front door: 888 - Right door: 4661 - Roomstyle: 249 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [01:28] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: I knew I wasn't making a bad choice. [01:28] <Nanako> > Front door: 888 [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *Another shrine, another shrine maiden. This shrine is also visited by a yousei who is floating about. There's some food in the corner...* [01:30] <Nanako> > Physio yousei, because yousei [01:31] <~SU_Tempest> !genyoukai [01:31] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Youkai physio code: ] 2 - 4 - 4 - 5 - 11 - 5 - 4 [01:31] <~Hebizuka> *A young, average height, otoko yousei. He has medium length, green hair, amber eyes, and a pair of faint pink fairy wings.* [01:33] <Nanako> *staaaare* Cute~ [01:33] <~SU_Tempest> *The yousei is totally oblivious.* [01:34] <Nanako> > enough of that, check the food. [01:34] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Poisonous - Green potato chips [01:35] <Nanako> ... [01:35] <Nanako> !mrooms3 [01:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] Left door: 1941 - Front door: 2669 - Right door: 4642 - Roomstyle: 218 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [01:35] <Nanako> > Front door: 2669 [01:36] <~Hebizuka> *You climb stairs...* [01:36] <~Hebizuka> *...and reach a grassy room. Only one door ahead. There's an object on the floor.* [01:37] <Nanako> > objecty checky [01:38] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Condom - Negates impregnation received/Halves potency lost [01:39] <Nanako> ... [01:39] <Nanako> > pretend didn't see that [01:39] <Nanako> !mrooms1 [01:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] Unique door: 1124 - Roomstyle: 9 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [01:39] <Nanako> > Unique door: 1124 [01:40] <~Hebizuka> *A room with a MazeSlots Machine!* [01:40] <~Hebizuka> *It has, exceptionally, four credits loaded in, instead of the usual three.* [01:41] <Nanako> Hm. [01:41] <Nanako> What's your bets on my luck, Tobi? [01:42] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: I have no idea, mistress, but I wish you the best. [01:42] <Nanako> I...well. [01:43] <Nanako> honestly it's been pretty rubbish so far so maybe I shouldn't take any chances here~ [01:43] <Nanako> I feel bad for the guy who put an extra credit in, though. [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Shouldn't we try our hand at it? [01:45] <Nanako> b-b-b-but bad things could happen! Besides, I've already got a nice prize from the tengu earlier~ [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Tobias: Whichever way you will go, mistress, I will follow. [01:46] <Nanako> *takes a last look at it, but not today* [01:46] <Nanako> !mrooms3 [01:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako ] Left door: 5486 - Front door: 1913 - Right door: 3290 - Roomstyle: 228 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [01:47] <Nanako> > Right door: 3290 [01:47] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 70th.* [01:47] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [01:48] <~Hebizuka> *You fall into a radio room. You can use the @radio if you'd like. There's, however, a strange creature guarding the room... with crap tons of cobwebs every where.* [01:48] <Nanako> >..a creature? [01:48] <~Hebizuka> *Looking closer, you see it is a Jorougumo, a spider youkai.* [01:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: Mmmm~. I'm smelling humans here. [01:50] <Nanako> ouo;; [01:50] <Nanako> *cautious.* [01:50] <~SU_Tempest> *The jorougumo approaches.* [01:50] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: What are you doing here, dearie humans? [01:51] <Nanako> Travelling... well, searching. [01:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: Mmm~. Heeheehee. You look cute. [01:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Tobias is not reassured.* [01:52] <Nanako> ... [01:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: But being cute isn't a problem solver. Having brains, is. Prove me you've got some. [01:53] <Nanako> Oh? A challenge..? [01:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: Mhmm. [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: Solve a little riddle, will you? [01:54] <Nanako> I'll try! [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: *clears throat* [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: "I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?" [02:02] <Nanako> ...The answer itself is a riddle, isn't it? [02:02] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: I'm not sure what you mean by that. Do you think the answer is "riddle" or the answer is a riddle? [02:02] <Nanako> I can crack a riddle, make a riddle, tell a riddle and play a riddle. [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: *Ponders.* [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> *The jorougumo's face then produces a smile, a toothy, fang-y smile.* [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: Yes... This is interesting. [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: That was not the answer I was looking for, but ... that is also true. Good job, you've defeated my riddle AND my answer! [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: You do have brains, cute one. You'll go far. [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> *Tobias phews, reassured.* [02:05] <Nanako> Well, thank you :3 [02:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: Have this. [02:05] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Satchel of cash - Value 500-2200 P$ (1d1701 +499) [02:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jorou: Bye~ [02:05] <~SU_Tempest> *The jorougumo retires to the ceiling, like a spider.* [02:06] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 1701 +499 [02:06] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 1701 ] [ Rolls: 1103 ] [ Total Score: 1103 ] [02:06] <~SU_Tempest> *You find 1602 P$ in the satchel!* [02:06] <Nanako> Wow. [02:06] <Nanako> That's quite a lot! [02:06] <~Hebizuka> *Money carried: 2137 P$* [02:06] <~Hebizuka> 27.37/35 [02:07] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [02:08] <~Hebizuka> 61 rooms, 12 kills, 0 SEs, 2 missions, 1 Amulet, 2287 P$, 0 Runs [02:08] <~Hebizuka> Progress [02:08] <~Hebizuka> +8 rooms, +1 kills, +1602 P$ [02:08] <~Hebizuka> Score [02:09] <~Hebizuka> 153 points [+26] [02:09] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 20th [+4] [02:09] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats [02:09] <~Hebizuka> Shots: 0/3 [02:09] <~Hebizuka> Today's accuracy: 0% (!) [02:09] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats [02:10] <~Hebizuka> Shots: 9/14 [02:10] <~Hebizuka> All-time accuracy: 64% [02:10] <~Hebizuka> No new award recommendations [02:10] <~Hebizuka> *That's it for today!*