Log:Game 130 (Meta, no ontology)

[00:01] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. You have visited 388 rooms. Next special room is at the 396th. No special condition to report. Your ally Jun Setsuri (Female, shrine maiden) is A-OK. Type !mrooms3 to continue [00:03] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [00:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5786 - Front door: 3108 - Right door: 4791 - Roomstyle: 154 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:03] * Eris` stretches a bit [00:04] * Eris` then takes the left door [00:05] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into an office. Four desks in cubicles, each with computers, drawers, and the usual office work stuffs. All four computers are on, but idle. There's a note stickied on one of the monitors, and some food left on one of the keyboards.* [00:06] * Eris` checks the note o.o [00:07] <~Hebizuka> Note: gotta call 5-NOT-NEET, this job sucks [00:07] <Eris`> .. [00:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Pfft. [00:08] <Eris`> should i call it just to see? [00:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm not sure but I think it calls the hiring bureau. Just guessing since it doesn't seem like whoever wrote that liked their current job... [00:09] <Eris`> ahhh [00:09] * Eris` remembers this.. [00:09] <Eris`> (*files it away in quantum singularity brain*) [00:09] <~Hebizuka> *Brain inventory: 1/Infinity* [00:09] <~Hebizuka> *Just kidding on that last one.* [00:10] * Eris` checks the food [00:11] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Bacon slice. 3d3 [00:11] <Eris`> +_+ [00:11] * Eris` devours it [00:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Freakin' bacon, man. [00:11] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 3 [00:11] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 2 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [00:11] <~SU_Tempest> *That bacon was a bit dry.* [00:11] <Eris`> mm not bad [00:11] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger fell to 26% [-5] [00:11] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [00:11] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5052 - Front door: 3580 - Right door: 2482 - Roomstyle: 113 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:12] * Eris` right door [00:16] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a locker room. One of the lockers has, well, a lock. Which means there might be something inside. There is a kirin in the room as well; a youkai chimera dragon.* [00:18] * Eris` blinks [00:18] <Eris`> i wonder if that thing will try to attack us [00:18] <~SU_Tempest> Kirin: Oh, hi! [00:19] <~SU_Tempest> *It lifts one of its forelimbs to ... wave at you* [00:19] * Eris` waves back o.o [00:19] <Eris`> oh its not hostile this is good =w= [00:19] <~SU_Tempest> Kirin: Hello? How are you? Don't you think the color of the floor is too dull grey? I think it would be a lot more happy if it was red. Yes, bright red! [00:19] <Eris`> .. [00:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun has one of those unimpressed faces.* [00:20] <Eris`> no you may not shead my blood to change the color of the floor [00:20] <~SU_Tempest> Kirin: Blood?! Oh my goodness no! That's not at all what I meant! [00:20] <Eris`> .. perhaps im being paranoid then [00:21] <~SU_Tempest> Kirin: No, no, no, I was talking about interior decoration. You know! Or perhaps if the floor was painted light blue. Or maybe green. Bright neon green. Happy and peaceful at the same time. [00:21] * Eris` bashes open the locked locker with fist of steel [00:21] <~SU_Tempest> Kirin: By the way, have you ever been in a forest area at night? There are ANIMALS out there. [00:21] <~SU_Tempest> Kirin: Can you believe it?! [00:21] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [00:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [00:21] * Eris` missed [00:21] <~Hebizuka> *You bash the locker door in, leaving a sizeable dent, but you fail to open it. (Counted as a hit on your stats.à* [00:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Leans slowly towards you. Whispers.* don't pay attention, kirins are nonsensical. [00:22] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [00:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [00:22] * Eris` punches lock again [00:22] <~Hebizuka> *The lock is flattened, and broken into pieces. You can open it now!* [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> Kirin: My goodness! Why are you so violent with that locker door? Why do you do that? Are you lockerist? Do you discriminate against locker doors? [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> Kirin: You know, I am a youkai very involved in the social justice of doors! [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun continues to pokerface as straight and hard as she can.* [00:23] <Eris`> ... [00:24] * Eris` opens it to look inside [00:24] <Eris`> "no i just need whats inside [00:24] <Eris`> i forgot my key [00:24] <~SU_Tempest> Kirin: Well, you shouldn't... BASH too much on that poor door. [00:24] <~SU_Tempest> Kirin: Get it? Get it?! *Winks.* [00:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... ... can you hurry up? i want to kill him [00:25] * Eris` looks inside the locker [00:25] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Medieval helmet - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF - Ballistic protective - Weight: 22 [00:25] * Eris` leaves it [00:25] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [00:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3768 - Front door: 4471 - Right door: 4884 - Roomstyle: 3 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:25] * Eris` right door [00:25] <~SU_Tempest> Kirin: Oh, are you leaving already? Well, bye bye, fellow travelers! And beware of the Eye in the ...Ceiling, I guess! [00:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *groan* [00:27] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There is nothing here, aside from a small item on the floor.* [00:27] * Eris` checks item [00:27] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: S&W Model 620 7-round speedloader. Weight: 0.5 [Ammo: 0/7] [00:28] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [00:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3569 - Front door: 4813 - Right door: 4208 - Roomstyle: 32 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:28] * Eris` left door [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Effects of nitrous oxide have ended. Strength is back at 160% [+10%]. Pain sensitivity returns to 70%. [00:30] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [00:30] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [00:31] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a vault room. As usual, there are three safes embedded in the wall, each protected by keypad. A Maze Guard with a very strange-looking weapon is present in the booth.* [00:33] * Eris` eyes the weapon [00:34] <~Hebizuka> *It is blocky and square. You are able to determine it is some sort of magazine-fed combat shotgun.* [00:34] <~Hebizuka> *Further examination will require getting close from the Guard. Proceed?* [00:34] * Eris` gets closer [00:35] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Umm, what can I help you with?... [00:36] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K CAWS shotgun | 12 gauge belted - Semi/Full | No accessory | CAWS 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [00:37] <Eris`> oh i was curious about your shotgun [00:37] <Eris`> very nice :D [00:37] <Eris`> whats it loaded with? [00:37] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Oh this? Yes. I have had a lot of trouble getting one, but I finally have it, the combat shotgun of my dreams, the CAWS! [00:38] <Eris`> nice :3 [00:38] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Well, they only make buckshot shells for this, it uses a proprietary type of shell. But I have heard from friends in the engineering corps that they're considering introducing other shell types... [00:38] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Other than buckshot. By the way, it's not normal buckshot. It's... it does more damage from what I hear. I dunno why, I think it's the pellets made of a special metal. [00:39] <Eris`> ah.. intresting [00:40] * Eris` raises his shotgun "Im more a fan of the smaller ones" [00:40] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Oooh. This is a sweet-looking thing you've got there. [00:40] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: What do you load it with? [00:41] <Eris`> Frag-12 =w= [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Ooo. I will make sure not to piss you off, haha! [00:43] <Eris`> ah ive taken up enough of your time though, i should go [00:46] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Well hey, see you around, chap. And keep those FRAG shells close, these things are worth a ton! [00:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: He knows, trust me~ [00:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey, Eris? Do we have any business here or...? [00:56] <Eris`> nope not at all [00:56] <Eris`> !mrooms 3 [00:56] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [00:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1582 - Front door: 5230 - Right door: 790 - Roomstyle: 277 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:56] * Eris` right door [00:58] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a shooting range. There are several lanes and benches, as well as tables in the back for cleaning or fiddling around. There is a weapon abandoned on one of the lane tables, as well as a small item next to it, presumably an accessory.* [00:58] * Eris` checks both [00:58] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Manurhin MR 73 revolver | .357 Magnum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 3 [Ammo: 6/6] [00:58] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Manurhin MR-73 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.56 [Ammo: 6/6] [00:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: o.o [01:00] <Eris`> mm [01:00] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [01:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4943 - Front door: 3163 - Right door: 5735 - Roomstyle: 208 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:00] * Eris` front door [01:02] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You notice light cracks on the wall on your left. You also see a box of ammunition on the floor.* [01:02] * Eris` checks out the ammo [01:02] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 10mm Auto, 20 rounds [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh, hey. Good for me! [01:03] <~Hebizuka> *Jun checks the ammunition in her MP5/10.* [01:03] <~Hebizuka> Jun's MP5/10A3: 12+1/30. [01:03] * Eris` thinks this is a good idea and checks out the remaining rounds in his equiped weapons [01:04] <~Hebizuka> *She uses 18 of the found rounds to reload her submachine gun, and keeps the remaining 2 in her backpack.* [01:04] <~Hebizuka> Jun's MP5/10A3: 30+1/30. [+18 in mag] [01:04] <~Hebizuka> *Jun's 10mm Auto: 87 [+2]* [01:05] <~Hebizuka> *Checking ammunition in your weapons.* [01:05] <~Hebizuka> Zastava M93 Black Arrow: 0+1/5 [01:05] <~Hebizuka> Kel-Tec KSG: 4+1/14 [5x FRAG-12] [01:05] <~Hebizuka> Colt M1911A1 ("Aequitas"): 5+1/7 [01:05] <~Hebizuka> Colt M1911A1 ("Veritas"): 7+1/7 [01:06] * Eris` reloads everything with the same ammo it had [01:07] <~Hebizuka> *M93 Black Arrow reloaded fully. 12.7x108mm remaining: 40.* [01:07] <~Hebizuka> *Kel-Tec KSG reloaded fully with FRAG-12. 12 gauge FRAG-12 remaining: 51.* [01:08] <~Hebizuka> *"Aequitas" reloaded fully. .45 ACP remaining: 254.* [01:08] <~Hebizuka> *"Veritas is already full.* [01:08] <~Hebizuka> *All done!* [01:08] <~Hebizuka> 98.83/120 [01:14] <Eris`> =w= [01:14] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [01:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1383 - Front door: 1623 - Right door: 4677 - Roomstyle: 242 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:14] * Eris` left door [01:17] <~Hebizuka> *An electrical room, occupied by an engineer monitoring the computer, apparently modifying power distribution. There is only one door. Additionally, you spot a shiny object in a corner!* [01:20] * Eris` checks shiny object [01:20] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold nugget - Value 200-1300 P$ (1d1201 +199) [01:20] * Eris` shrugs and takes it [01:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: $_$ [01:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: RICH. We're gonna end up RICH. [01:22] <~Hebizuka> 99.83/120 [01:22] <Eris`> .. [01:22] <Eris`> what do you mean end up [01:22] <Eris`> we ARe rich [01:22] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [01:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2406 - Roomstyle: 245 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [01:22] * Eris` enters [01:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yes. But when all of this ends, I mean... [01:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...You're planning to end your adventure someday, right? [01:24] <Eris`> yeah [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *Jun's stomach growls.* [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a hospital room!* [01:31] <Eris`> =w= [01:35] * Eris` glances around [01:37] <~SU_Tempest> *The medic and their assistant nurse are both present, though idle; there is nobody in the surrounding beds.* [01:37] <~SU_Tempest> *It seems to be a slow day.* [01:39] <Eris`> oh hi.. can you check out my friend here please ^^ [01:40] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Sure. [01:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun enters the healing capsule, where she is scanned...* [01:42] <~Hebizuka> =Medical analysis= [01:42] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [01:42] <~Hebizuka> Hunger: 40% [01:42] <~Hebizuka> Poison: None [01:42] <~Hebizuka> Wounds: None [01:42] <~Hebizuka> Broken limbs: None [01:42] <~Hebizuka> Severed limbs: None [01:42] <~Hebizuka> Bleeding counter: 0/20 [01:42] <~Hebizuka> Pain: 0% [01:42] <~Hebizuka> Inebriation: 0% [01:42] <~Hebizuka> Impregnation: 25% [01:42] <~Hebizuka> No temporary secondary effects [01:43] <~Hebizuka> *Curable conditions: Hunger, Impregnation.* [01:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey, I'm feeling fine, I just gotta eat... [01:43] <Eris`> how much to cure all of that? [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: 400 P$ for hunger, 500 P$ for impreg. [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: So a full heal will be 900. That sounds fine by you? [01:45] * Eris` puts gold nugget up "Can i pay with this?" [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: ...oh, wow. Uh, yes, sure. Just let me check the current value of gold nuggets and I'll see if it can cover the costs... [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 1201 +199 [01:45] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 1201 ] [ Rolls: 793 ] [ Total Score: 793 ] [01:46] <~SU_Tempest> *Value of the gold nugget: 992 P$* [01:49] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Seems that it'll be enough to cover the costs, and there will be some cash remaining. You'll be paying with that? [01:50] <Eris`> yes [01:50] <~Hebizuka> *Jun is injected with nutrition fluids, and cleansed of impregnation issues.* [01:50] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Do you want the remaining cash or do you want me to keep credit? [01:52] <Eris`> mm go ahead and keep it as credit [01:52] <~Hebizuka> *You now have 92 P$ of credit in the hospital room.* [01:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun exits the healing capsule.* [01:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I feel a lot better. o.o [01:55] <Eris`> :3 [01:55] * Eris` hugs [01:56] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun clings.* [01:56] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Anything else we can do? [01:59] <Eris`> mm thats all thanks :3 [01:59] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [01:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 507 - Front door: 4945 - Right door: 196 - Roomstyle: 353 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [01:59] * Eris` right door [02:01] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 400th.* [02:02] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bar. There's the faithful bartender, with theit ever so faithful shotgun, behind the counter. At said counter, you see a kishin and an oni, two creatures somewhat related to each other. You notice a weapon on one of the tables in the back.* [02:06] * Eris` checks it [02:07] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Kalashnikov AK-101 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | No accessory | AK-101 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 [Ammo: 29+1/30] [02:07] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [02:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3305 - Front door: 4403 - Right door: 113 - Roomstyle: 80 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [02:07] * Eris` right door [02:12] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a piece of clothing on the floor.* [02:13] * Eris` examines [02:14] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Sukumizu (Upper body, Lower body, Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [02:21] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [02:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2260 - Front door: 3336 - Right door: 1317 - Roomstyle: 48 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:21] * Eris` enters right door [02:22] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot some food abandoned on the floor.* [02:22] * Eris` checks the food [02:22] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Beet root. 1d7 [02:22] * Eris` devours =w= [02:23] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 7 [02:23] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 7 ] [ Rolls: 6 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [02:23] <~SU_Tempest> *That tasted surprisingly good.* [02:23] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger fell to 29% [-6] [02:25] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [02:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2557 - Roomstyle: 198 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:25] * Eris` enters [02:25] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a hiring bureau. As usual, 8 cages on the left, hiring office on the right with the hirer present.* [02:27] <Eris`> =w= [02:27] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [02:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2401 - Front door: 1354 - Right door: 5805 - Roomstyle: 397 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:27] * Eris` front door [02:28] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at 408. It is the next Mission.* [02:28] <~Hebizuka> *You have an ominous feeling.* [02:28] <Eris`> .. [02:29] <Eris`> i feel something bad is coming [02:29] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...m-me too [02:29] <~Hebizuka> *A kitchen. A kitsune chef is present!* [02:30] <Eris`> oh hi :3 [02:31] <~SU_Tempest> KChef: Hello there, welcome to my restaurant. [02:32] <Eris`> what all do you have :o [02:33] <~Hebizuka> ==Kitsune chef menu== [02:33] <~Hebizuka> 妖怪ラーメン Youkai Ramen - 5d4 +3, Pain -25% and Strength +20% for 15 turns , 300 P$ [02:33] <~Hebizuka> 神刺身 Kamisashimi, Divine fish sashimi - 4d9 +3, All wounds cured and FT-1 for 15 turns, 450 P$ [02:33] <~Hebizuka> 神狐饂飩 Kamikitsuneudon, Divine deep-fried tofu udon (Kitsune udon) - 5d7 +3, FT-1 and Strength +30% for 15 turns, 650 P$ [02:33] <~Hebizuka> 金寿司 Kinzushi, "Golden sushi" - 4d4 +6, Pain -40%, Wounds cured, broken limbs cured, severed limbs regrown, 1200 P$ [02:33] <~Hebizuka> ???女神の液 Fushiki-megami-no-eki, Unknown goddess elixir - 1d1, ???, 1500 P$ [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> KChef: What will it be? [02:46] <Eris`> well first.. [02:46] * Eris` pulls out small gold bar [02:46] <Eris`> how much is this worth and will you take it as payment :3 [02:49] <~SU_Tempest> KChef: ... WOW! Lemme take a good look at it, dear! [02:49] <Eris`> :3 [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 4001 +999 [02:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 4001 ] [ Rolls: 2387 ] [ Total Score: 2387 ] [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> *Small gold bars are currently worth 3386 P$.* [02:51] <Eris`> i assume you only carry 1 elixer? [02:51] <Eris`> :x [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> KChef: Yes, they're very difficult to make, dear. [02:54] <Eris`> give me one each of the last 3 things then [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> KChef: So you want a kamikitsuneudon, a kinzushi and my elixir, yes? [02:56] <Eris`> yes :3 [02:57] <~SU_Tempest> KChef: Coming right up! I will deduct 3350 P$, this leaves you with 36 P$. Cash or credit? [02:57] <Eris`> cash please [03:00] <~SU_Tempest> *The kitsune chef gives you your change.* [03:00] <~Hebizuka> Total carried: 36 P$ [03:00] <~Hebizuka> *The kitsune chef invites you to sit down at one of the tables. Soon enough she serves you the first order, a Kamikitsuneudon.* [03:00] <~SU_Tempest> KChef: For sir or ma'am? [03:02] <Eris`> for me [03:02] <~SU_Tempest> *You're given the plate of deep-fried tofu udon. It looks divinely well made.* [03:03] <Eris`> +_+ [03:03] * Eris` digs in [03:03] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 5 7 [03:03] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 5 d 7 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 7 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 19 ] [03:03] <~SU_Tempest> *+3 bonus. Hunger goes down by 22%. You feel more accurate, and FAR stronger.* [03:04] <Eris`> the sushi is for her [03:04] <Eris`> if she wants it [03:04] <Eris`> :3 [03:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: OH GOD YES PLEASE GIMME [03:05] <~SU_Tempest> *The kitsune chef brings Jun the plate of golden sushi.* [03:05] <~SU_Tempest> *She chows down. She had never eaten sushi before - this is a high quality meal after all.* [03:05] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 4 [03:05] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [03:05] <~SU_Tempest> *+6 bonus.* [03:07] <Eris`> and the elixer is for me [03:07] <Eris`> =w= [03:07] <~SU_Tempest> *The kitsune chef brings you a small phial, which contains the Unknown Goddess Elixir. The elixir is a bright golden colored liquid.* [03:09] <Eris`> oh hmm i think ive had one of these before.. it made a crate of gold appear [03:09] * Eris` opens the top and downs it [03:10] <~Hebizuka> *... ... ...* [03:10] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 13 [03:10] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 13 ] [ Rolls: 7 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [03:10] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun seems to be struck by a sudden burst of light coming out of nowhere! [03:10] * Eris` blink [03:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Aaaahh! [03:10] <Eris`> eh? [03:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Woah [03:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WOAH. [03:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I feel ... I feel extremely... I feel very... [03:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...I feel very STRONG all of a sudden. [03:14] <Eris`> ohh.. [03:15] * Eris` feels up jun wondering what happened.. and not in the sexual way but in the examining muscle feeling way [03:15] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun's skin is still soft, but you have the feeling it's far thicker than it used to be.* [03:16] <Kliff> (Checking out the guns instead of the ballistics.) [03:18] <Eris`> hmm your muscles are firmer.. [03:20] <Eris`> well we're done here [03:20] * Eris` bows [03:20] <Eris`> it was delicious [03:20] <~SU_Tempest> KChef: Glad to have served you well! Stay safe! [03:21] <Eris`> you too [03:21] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [03:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 964 - Front door: 4888 - Right door: 1907 - Roomstyle: 276 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [03:21] <Eris`> hmm [03:21] <Eris`> eeny [03:21] <Eris`> meeny [03:21] <Eris`> miny [03:22] <Eris`> HEY MOE [03:22] * Eris` runs therough the left door [03:22] <Eris`> </three stooges> [03:26] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a dumpster and some garbage in the corner. A pair of wicked youkai are present... Two datsue-ba, which are hag youkai!* [03:29] <Eris`> .. [03:29] * Eris` raises 1911's one at each of them.. [03:29] * Eris` head aims with both [03:29] * Eris` fires a single shot each [03:29] <Eris`> !mdice 4 6 [03:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 2 5 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [03:30] <~Hebizuka> *M1911A1 Aequitas (right hand) - Stovepipe! Your weapon jams and the shot your fired, misses.* [03:31] <~Hebizuka> *M1911A1 Veritas (left hand) - FT 3 -1 +2 (4). You successfully deliver a .45 ACP bullet to the second Datsue-ba 's skull.* [03:32] <~Hebizuka> *The datsue-ba lost flesh, brain bits and skull pieces, but survived.* [03:32] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [03:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Uhhh [03:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *suddenly screams* MOTHERFUCKERS [03:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: YOU DATSUE-BA ARE GROSS AND HORRIBLE AND HAGS AND YOU MUST DIE. [03:33] <~Hebizuka> *Jun draws her Glock 21, and makes use of her reflex sight to dump 5 shots in the first, and another 5 in the second.* [03:33] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 6 [03:33] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [03:34] <~Hebizuka> *Jun's Glock stovepipes on the first shot, completely preventing her from doing what she wanted to do.* [03:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: F U C K [03:34] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [03:34] <~Hebizuka> *One of the datsue-bas, the least wounded one, rushes towards Jun to go and attempt clawing her!* [03:34] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [03:34] <EliasBot> [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [03:35] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [03:35] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [03:35] <~Hebizuka> *Hit! This makes Jun eep in pain. Suddenly you notice that the shrine maiden's hakama seems to be rotting. The datsue-ba's claw attack may be acidic in nature!* [03:35] <Eris`> .. [03:35] <~Hebizuka> Ally: Pain 16% [+16] [03:36] <~Hebizuka> *Her hakama is now in burned shreds. It's barely if she has anything to cover her butt.* [03:36] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [03:36] <Eris`> O_O [03:36] <~Hebizuka> *It is now your turn.* [03:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh GROSS they're trying to strip me! D: [03:38] * Eris` leaps at the offending datsue-ba.. brandishes stabagain.. delivers one stab to each of its eyes and a 3rd hit to the throat [03:38] <Eris`> !mdice 6 6 [03:38] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 3 6 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 19 ] [03:40] <~Hebizuka> *Three hits. FT+2 malus on the first two hits, FT+1 on the last. Scores: 7, 9, 3. FT: 3 -1 (+2/+1) (5 on first two hits, 4 on last).* [03:40] <~Hebizuka> *You succeed at stabbing both eyes but not as slicing the datsue-ba's throat.* [03:41] <~Hebizuka> *This is enough to mutilate the datsue-ba out of business!* [03:41] <~Hebizuka> Eris [Stabagain] Datsue-ba #1 (T) [03:41] <Eris`> O_O [03:42] <~Hebizuka> *All of the stabs and slashes spill a lot of blood and cut flesh, which come adorn your face and clothes.* [03:42] * Eris` slasher grin :3 [03:42] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn... [03:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Looks at Eris. Horrified to see him so angry.* [03:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Begone wicked youkai! Return to Makai from whence you came and never disturb us again! NOW! [03:44] <~SU_Tempest> *The second datsue-ba suddenly seems to back down. Despite having a very noticeable hole in the head from the earlier headshot, it seems afraid of Jun.* [03:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun passes her turn, confident in her abilities.* [03:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Enemy's turn...* [03:44] <~SU_Tempest> *The mutilated and brain-fucked datsue-ba attempts to flee!:* [03:44] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [03:44] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [03:44] <~Hebizuka> *It scurries away and through one of the doors.* [03:45] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [03:45] <Eris`> O_O [03:45] <Eris`> o_o [03:45] <Eris`> =w= [03:45] * Eris` settles down [03:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Pants.* [03:46] * Eris` huff huff [03:47] * Eris` goes to look in the dumpster [03:47] <~Hebizuka> *DUMPSTER!* [03:48] <~Hebizuka> *You have a strange instinctual urge to jump in the dumpster and hide.* [03:48] * Eris` blinks [03:48] <~Hebizuka> *Aside from that, there is nothing of use in the dumpster.* [03:48] <Eris`> =w= [03:48] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [03:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4103 - Front door: 834 - Right door: 5689 - Roomstyle: 238 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [03:49] <Eris`> i need a shower again [03:49] * Eris` goes through the front door [03:50] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a long set of stairs...* [03:53] <~Hebizuka> *You end up in an electrical room, with power generators humming behind the walls, and a control computer left idle. There is a lone maid there, sweeping the floor with her broom.* [03:53] * Eris` continues on [03:54] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [03:54] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5294 - Front door: 4807 - Right door: 4395 - Roomstyle: 252 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [03:54] * Eris` left door [03:56] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a mess hall. There's absolutely nobody in there. What there is however, is a familiar orange crate standing in the middle of the room like a piece of fuck.* [03:56] <~Hebizuka> *I would like to state how horrible you are.* [03:57] * Eris` checks out the crate [03:57] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - HEV Suit (All except head, hands) - AC HEV - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF, Explosion-resistant - HUD, Fire-ret. - Weight: Unsparable [03:58] <Eris`> hey jun [03:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... Nu. I want to show I'm a shrine maiden. [03:58] <Eris`> considering your pants are all insheads and i can very clearly see your ass, you intrested in this? [03:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [03:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GROSS. *Slap!* [03:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: STOP LOOKING AT MY... uh. BUTT. [03:58] <Eris`> im not allowed to admire my future wife? ;; [03:59] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... u.u stop being so indecent [03:59] <Eris`> its not indecent [03:59] * Eris` pouts [03:59] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: YES IT IS >3> [03:59] <Eris`> is not [03:59] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun pouts* [03:59] * Eris` pouty face [03:59] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: IS. *Jun poutyface.* [03:59] <Eris`> .. [04:00] <Eris`> no [04:00] <Eris`> this is indecent [04:00] * Eris` grabs her ass :3 [04:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: EEEEP [04:00] <Eris`> >:3 [04:00] <~SU_Tempest> *She shrinks into a mess of melted redface and embarassment.* [04:00] <Eris`> .. ok im sorry [04:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: >3< you gross gross indecent man [04:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I will punish you! [04:00] <Eris`> .. [04:00] <~SU_Tempest> *Cutely bops your forehead with the gohei.* [04:01] <~SU_Tempest> *But strangely, with amazing strength, enough to force you on your knees.* [04:01] * Eris` flop [04:01] <Eris`> da fuq [04:01] <Eris`> so anyway [04:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Siiiigh. Maybe you're right... [04:02] <Eris`> ill keep your out fit and see if maybe we can get it repaired or something [04:02] <Eris`> maybe find a pants like that [04:03] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun removes her Powered Combat Vest, setting it aside. [04:03] <~SU_Tempest> *She installs herself in the HEV Suit.* [04:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: There... [04:05] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Sister unit detected. [04:06] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Now tracking in real-time vital signs of ally. [04:06] <Eris`> :3 [04:06] <Eris`> yay~ [04:06] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [04:06] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3700 - Front door: 5007 - Right door: 2688 - Roomstyle: 33 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [04:06] * Eris` right door [04:08] <~Hebizuka> *A bedroom. There is a butler keeping the room clean with his broom. There's also a strange package on the floor.* [04:10] * Eris` examines the package [04:10] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Legs implant - "Electail" cybernetic tail attachment [04:11] * Eris` leaves it [04:11] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [04:11] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4102 - Front door: 5575 - Right door: 3328 - Roomstyle: 134 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [04:11] * Eris` right door [04:16] <~Hebizuka> *A military bedroom. You spot a box of ammo on the bed.* [04:17] * Eris` checks it [04:17] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.8x42mm, 150 rounds [04:17] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [04:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2289 - Front door: 257 - Right door: 2649 - Roomstyle: 144 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [04:18] * Eris` front door [04:22] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a corridor. But all of the doors have been blocked off except for the middle one, way ahead. This means there's only one door. There is a box of ammo on the floor.* [04:23] <~Hebizuka> *The ominous feeling intensifies.* [04:23] * Eris` checks it [04:24] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .357 Magnum, 25 rounds [04:26] <~SU_Tempest> Checkout [04:27] <~SU_Tempest> 407 rooms, 99 kills, 2 SEs, 10 missions, 2 Amulets, 42264 P$, 0 Runs [04:27] <~SU_Tempest> Progress: [04:27] <~SU_Tempest> +19 rooms, +1 kill, +128 P$ [04:27] <~SU_Tempest> Score [04:27] <~SU_Tempest> 1168 points [+23] [04:28] <~SU_Tempest> Leaderboards [04:28] <~SU_Tempest> 4th (no change) [04:28] <~SU_Tempest> Today's stats [04:28] <~Hebizuka> Shots 1/2 (50%) [04:28] <~Hebizuka> Melee 4/5 (80%) [04:28] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 5/7 (71%) [04:28] <~SU_Tempest> All-time stats [04:29] <~Hebizuka> Shots 149/174 (86%) [04:29] <~Hebizuka> Melee 30/35 (86%) [04:29] <~Hebizuka> Grenades 4/4 (100%) [04:29] <~Hebizuka> Explosives 0/0 [04:29] <~Hebizuka> Special 3/5 (60%) [04:29] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 186/218 (Accuracy 85%) [04:29] <~Hebizuka> Checking for new awards [04:30] <~Hebizuka> No new awards