Log:Game 132 (Meta, no ontology)

[16:41] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Selis. This week is the birthday event. Do you wish to enter the event or resume your normal progress? [16:42] * Selis enters the event. [16:43] <~Hebizuka> *You find yourself in a large, dimly-lit room that reminds you of the inside of a bar or a night club, except fairly larger. You see several attractions and stands around, all attracting attention. As you enter, you pass a barrier - you feel you are completely healed from all of your current conditions and ailments, as if you went for a trip to the medic...* [16:44] <~Hebizuka> *Hunger, Pain reset to 0%. As such, Strength returns to normal.* [16:44] <Selis> "Interesting" [16:44] <~Hebizuka> *The barrier also prevents the usage of weapons or offensive equipment for the duration of the event, so no violent matters today.* [16:45] <~Hebizuka> *You have several areas to visit. Where do you want to go first?* [16:45] <~Hebizuka> >Grand Lottery >Customs Workshop >Gambling Hall >Russian Roulette >Youkai Hall >Bar&Lounge [16:45] * Selis heads to the Youkai Hall first. [16:46] <~Hebizuka> >Kitsune Gambling [16:46] <~Hebizuka> >Tengu Challenge [16:46] <~Hebizuka> >Mountain Climb [16:46] <~Hebizuka> >Oni Drinking Game [16:47] <Selis> > Oni [16:47] <~SU_Tempest> *The stand owner is, predictably, an oni. You see several barrels full of alcohol, some of which read a half-worn out word: "BOOMSHINE". The oni waves and smiles brightly at you, exposing teeth. [16:48] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Hey there, courageous young human? You wanna try your go at the DRINKIN' GAME? Only two-fifty per entry, if you manage to make me pass out before you do, you get my treasure, a big ass hunk'a gold just fer ya. (Big gold bar). So whaddya say? And you also get to taste my super extra special liquor for the occasion. [16:49] <Selis> "Hmm, your on" [16:49] * Selis puts down the 250 [16:49] <~Hebizuka> *389 P$ left.* [16:50] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Aight, game's pretty simple, I'll ask ye a few questions, like riddles and factoids 'bout random things. You guess right, I drink. You guess 'rong, you drink. Fair fer ya? [16:51] <~SU_Tempest> (Questions may be about the Mazes, or about real life.) [16:51] <Selis> "Sounds fair enough" [16:51] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Aight, let's b'giiin. First up, is a riddle. [16:52] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: One thin, one bold. One sick, one cold. The earth we span, to prey upon man. Who 're we? [16:52] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Here's a hint, "We span the Mazes too." [16:53] <Selis> "The four horseman" [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Das right! *He immediately downs a full shot from a large glass. [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 Oni [16:53] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 13 ] [16:54] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Ha. Not a single buzz yet. Anyway, less move 'an... [16:54] <~SU_Tempest> *He shuffles through his piles of questions.* [16:55] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Oi, thar. Some creatures inna Mazes can attack with a technique known as tha Scalding Blast. What's the element of this attack? [16:57] <Selis> "Water i think" [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: YAARR. CORRECT. *Gulps down.* [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 Oni [16:57] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Okay, here's a harrd one. Whoh. [16:58] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: What's the AC and perk of Magus Wizards? [16:59] <Selis> !mdice 3 6 [16:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [16:59] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Hohoh, I take it ya didn't know. [16:59] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Well, twas Kev4 SUPER. Yar. Strong bitches. [17:00] <Selis> "Like i knew that" [17:00] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Aight, sommin easier cause I was toying with ya. [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Okay so. What happens if yer stung by a giant scorpion's sting and you ain't protected well enough from it? [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Aside from getting hurt, of course. [17:02] <Selis> "Poison" [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Yaaa, das right. [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 Oni [17:02] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Oo shit that tasted GOOD. [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> *Hic!* [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: *hips* Okaaay uhh. [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: True or false: Can Frost Ants attack with a Frostbreath attack? [17:04] <Selis> "False?" [17:04] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Nah, it true, them fukken bastards. [17:04] <~SU_Tempest> *He hands you another shot.* [17:05] <Selis> !mdice 3 6 [17:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [17:05] <Selis> "Keep going" [17:05] <~SU_Tempest> *You surprisingly take very well the Oni's boomshine.* [17:05] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Okay here's a GUNS question. Ya like guns do ya? [17:06] <Selis> "I do" [17:07] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: GOOD. But that was not my question. THIS is, har. When ya shoot a buckshot shell, how many pellets come out? It's a numbar between 6 and 12. [17:08] <Selis> "I think it's 10" [17:08] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Aw, no, it's 8. Sorry ma'am, gotta drink sommoar. [17:09] <Selis> !mdice 3 6 [17:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [17:09] <~SU_Tempest> *You STILL aren't affected much more than a light buzz.* [17:09] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Das amazing, a human who can take alcohol bettar than me. [17:09] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Okay okay dis another guns question... [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: If ya were shot at by a .500 S&W, a .454 Casull, and a .50 AE bullet without armor, which one would hurt ya the most? [17:12] <Selis> "The .500" [17:12] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Yar, das correct. [17:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [17:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 5 ] [ Total Score: 17 ] [17:13] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Man was WRONG wit me? I'm *hips* gettin plastered all ovar the PLACE. [17:13] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: akay akay less try somethin else. [17:14] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Ya ever seen golems? [17:14] <Selis> "I haven't" [17:14] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Yanno what they are tho yes? [17:16] <Selis> "I know what they are yes" [17:16] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Cuz. There's some strange ones inna Mazes that 're called de polymer golems. When ya kill one, what's it drop? Or same question really, what're they made of? [17:17] <Selis> "polymer...?" [17:17] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Ya in other words, what's polymer? :V [17:19] <Selis> "I don't know..." [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: It's plastic. Aaarrr it's okaaay. Drink up. [17:19] <Selis> !mdice 3 6 [17:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 2 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [17:20] <Selis> "These questions are going into the realm of stupid" [17:22] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: I'm sorry, is just cuz i'm gettin drunk. [17:22] <~SU_Tempest> *You're starting to feel a noticeable buzz.* [17:22] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: okay uhh... *hic* [17:22] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: what's the rank of Soldiers between Sergeant and Captain? [17:23] <Selis> Lieutenant?" [17:24] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: YAR. [17:24] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [17:24] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [17:24] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: ...Felt light. [17:25] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Errr. Ehhr. Ur. AH. What weapon class the AK-74 belongs to? [17:26] <Selis> "Class 1..." [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: YERP. [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [17:27] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> *The oni is starting to wobble about.* [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> *A younger oni in the back notices this and comes to him.* [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> Oni2: I'm sorry, I'm his assistant... Dammit, bro, get a hold of yourself! [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: arrrbe fine, just lemme continue dis game... [17:28] <Selis> "I thought you guys could never get drunk" [17:28] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: So arh... Ya we can... we just never get sick from it. [17:28] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Anyway uh [17:29] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Imma weapon, that looks like a gun, but is Class 5. I dun shoot bullets, but I can stop people. And I can do pretty shocking things. Wut am I, [17:29] <~SU_Tempest> ?* [17:31] <Selis> "A taser?" [17:31] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: YES. [17:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [17:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 13 ] [17:31] <~SU_Tempest> Oni2: Bro! Geez! Stop this, you're gonna pass out! [17:31] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: SHADDAP LILBRO IM FINE. [17:32] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: geez i'm gettan humiliated by a human... [17:32] <Selis> "Maybe you should take the advice" [17:32] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: arrrhhh i dunno what else to ask [17:33] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: kay here's wan. Satori can do a psy... psykek... psi... psychic attack... can hurt ya pretty bad. True orrr fals'.. dat attack bypasses p-pain sensib... sentiv... sensitivity. [17:34] <Selis> "I'd say it can" [17:34] <Selis> "So true." [17:34] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: c-correct. *hips* [17:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [17:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 14 ] [17:35] <~Hebizuka> *As soon as the oni is done drinking, it passes out and loudly crashes on the floor.* [17:35] <Selis> "I'll take that gold now" [17:35] <~SU_Tempest> Oni2: Big bro? Big bro?! Oh for Suzaku's sake.. BIG BRO! [17:35] <~SU_Tempest> Oni2: *sigh* Okay... You can have the big gold bar. It's yours. [17:36] * Selis takes it and drops it into the backpack. [17:36] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Big gold bar - Value 2000-8000 P$ (1d6001 +1999) [17:37] <~Hebizuka> 26.15/35 [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> Oni2: You can try other attractions if you'd like... [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> Oni2: i'll have to send him to bed... CMON BIG BRO, WAKE UP! [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: *waaauuugh* [17:39] * Selis heads to the bar. [17:42] <~SU_Tempest> *The bartender is a kappa. You notice a variety of people and creatures at the bar or sitting at nearby tables.* [17:42] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Hey. Whatchu need? [17:44] <Selis> "I just want to sell something" [17:44] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Sure, lady. Whatcha got to sell? [17:44] * Selis drops the big gold bar on the counter. [17:44] <Selis> "How much is this worth?" [17:45] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Niice... [17:45] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6001 +1999 [17:45] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6001 ] [ Rolls: 4146 ] [ Total Score: 4146 ] [17:45] <~SU_Tempest> *The gold bar's value is 6145 P$.* [17:46] <Selis> "I'd like to sell that" [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Sure thing. [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Since we've got a rather special system here, I can send this cash to any shop you'd like as credit, or give you the actual cash. [17:47] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Or I can keep it nice and warm here for you while you go have fun on something. Your call. [17:47] <Selis> "I'll take 1000 for now and pick the rest up when i leave if i can" [17:47] <Selis> "Need money for the games after all" [17:48] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Shure. Here's your grand, cold hard cash, mlady. Have fun. [17:48] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 1000 P$ [17:49] <Selis> "Thanks" [17:49] * Selis heads out to Russian Roulette with a grin [17:49] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 1389 P$* [17:49] <~SU_Tempest> * [17:49] <~SU_Tempest> *You enter a stand with a tall, but thin looking man.* [17:50] <~SU_Tempest> Man: WHO WANTS TO TRY THE RRRRRRRRUSSIAN ROULETTE? IT'S FREE TO TRY! [17:50] <~SU_Tempest> Man: SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO! [17:50] <Selis> "I do" [17:50] <~SU_Tempest> Man: WELL WELL WELL. C'mere, approach, young lady, let me show you and tell you the rules. [17:51] <Selis> "I know the rules, 1 bullet added after every shot, trust me, i've played this before" [17:51] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Yes, but there's an extra catch. [17:51] * Selis has a look that suggests she used live rounds during the game. [17:52] <~SU_Tempest> Man: At every round you survive, you get the option to leave or continue. If you leave, depending on what you survived, you get a prize - of course if you can survive the 5-shot round, you will get the biggest reward. But if you go on and the gun goes bang, you lose everything - but you can retry. [17:52] <~SU_Tempest> Man: HOWEVER if you choose to leave, that's it, no retrying! Okay? [17:52] <Selis> "Let's have a go then" [17:53] <~SU_Tempest> *The stand owner shows you his box of blank .357 Magnum rounds, and his shiny beautiful, polished Colt Python.* [17:53] <~SU_Tempest> *He loads it with one round, and hands it to you.* [17:54] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Spin it, and go. [17:54] <~SU_Tempest> (Roll a !mdice 1 6. If you roll a number equal or lower than the amount of loaded rounds, you lose.) [17:55] * Selis spins the cylinder and fires. [17:55] <Selis> !mdice 1 6 [17:55] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [17:55] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [17:56] <~SU_Tempest> Man: You beat round 1. We go up or you step down? [17:56] <Selis> "Give me the bullet" [17:56] <~Hebizuka> *The stand owner loads two rounds this time.* [17:56] * Selis spins and fires again [17:56] <Selis> !mdice 1 6 [17:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [17:57] <~Hebizuka> *Bang!* [17:57] * Selis grumbles. [17:57] <~SU_Tempest> Man: You can retry from round 1. [17:57] * Selis disgruntly spins again. [17:57] <Selis> !mdice 1 6 [17:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [17:57] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [17:57] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Roll again for the next round, or tell me if ya wanna stop. [17:58] <Selis> !mdice 1 6 [17:58] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [17:58] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [17:58] <~SU_Tempest> Man: You made it through Round 2. Wanna go on? [18:00] <Selis> "Lets continue" [18:00] <~SU_Tempest> *The man loads three rounds.* [18:00] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Go ahead. [18:01] <Selis> !mdice 1 6 [18:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [18:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [18:01] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Good job! You made it through Round 3. [18:01] <~SU_Tempest> Man: So, wanna go on or leave? [18:01] <Selis> "Let's continue" [18:02] <~SU_Tempest> *The stand owner loads four rounds. You must roll 5 or 6 to survive.* [18:02] <Selis> "I'm getting at least 4" [18:02] <Selis> !mdice 1 6 [18:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [18:02] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [18:02] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Wow! Nobody made it through Round 4 before! Bravo! [18:02] <Selis> "I'm done now" [18:02] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Now... You go on and test your luck on the ultimate: the five shot round, or you step down. [18:03] <Selis> "The last shot is almost impossible, i'll take my prize and go with dignity" [18:03] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Well then! You just won a free weapon of your choice - any weapon you'd like, is yours. And you also get four of my valuables. [18:05] <Selis> "Any weapon?" [18:05] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Yep, any. [18:05] <Selis> "You got a nuke?" [18:05] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Uhh. No. [18:06] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Good joke, haha... *cringe* [18:06] <Selis> "You said any weapon" [18:06] <Selis> "Nuke is a wepon therfore, i want it" [18:06] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Any wishable-for weapon I mean... [18:07] <Selis> "So much for any" [18:07] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Any Class 1 to 5 weapon or any handgear. [18:07] <~SU_Tempest> Man: So long as it can be wished for, ma'am. [18:13] <Selis> "Then give me a drill arm..." [18:14] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Drill Arm - Piercing. Weight: 9 [18:14] * Selis drops the broadsword and equips it. [18:15] <~Hebizuka> *This is worn over the arm. Although it leaves your hand free thanks to a hand slot, it primarily serves as an extension of your own arm.* [18:15] <~Hebizuka> *You can, however, have it removed and carry it like a normal weapon of its class, if you need more handspace for handling whatever you need.* [18:16] <Selis> "Now the vaulables" [18:17] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Clear gem - Diamond - Value 350-2000 P$ (1d1651 +349) [18:17] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Sky blue gem - Worthless glass - Value 2-5 P$ (1d4 +1) [18:17] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Purple gem - Worthless glass - Value 2-7 P$ (1d6 +1) [18:17] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Green gem - Emerald - Value 250-1050 P$ (1d801 +249) [18:17] * Selis drops them all in the bag [18:19] <~Hebizuka> 30.15/35 [18:19] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Thanks for playing! [18:20] <Selis> "Cheers" [18:21] * Selis heads to the custom shop next. [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Hey there, ma'am. What can be done fer ya? [18:23] <Selis> "I want just want some paint jobs done on this" [18:23] * Selis puts the AA12 down. [18:24] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: *whistle~~* [18:24] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: This some heavy duty hardware, ma'am. What kinda paintjob you want? [18:27] <Selis> "I'd like two characters, one on either side about the trigger" [18:28] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Sure, what do they look like? [18:28] * Selis describes Aya and Hatate while pointing to where she wants them. [18:29] <~SU_Tempest> *The Engie's face turns surprised.* [18:30] <Selis> "I'd like the whole thing to be painted black too, just outline them in white" [18:30] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: ...uhh, okay. Good think I took art classes. All right then... I'll do this. Do you want to give a name to your weapon? [18:30] <Selis> "If you laugh i'll slap you" [18:30] <Selis> "Ayaya 12" [18:31] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Got it. I'm on it... [18:31] <Selis> "Take your time" [18:31] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I'll engrave "Ayaya 12" on the stock. This and the paintjob will be 94 P$. [18:35] <~Hebizuka> *1295 P$ remaining* [18:39] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Aight, your gun's all done. I hope the finish's good enough. [18:40] <Selis> "It's fine thank you" [18:40] <~Hebizuka> *A jet black-framed AA-12 with Bad Apple-style white silhouettes of Aya on the left side and Hatate on the right.* [18:40] * Selis admires the gun and smiles before equipping it again. [18:41] * Selis then departs back to youkai hall for the Tengu Challenge. [18:43] <~SU_Tempest> *A Tengu is, as you might guess, owning the stand.* [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Hey there. My game's pretty simple; for 100 P$ per entry, you can try and guess my riddles right. If you lose, bad luck. If you win, you get 3 random valuables. And you can try for as long as you like, until I either hate you, or you do. [18:45] <Selis> "Can i pay a lump sum in advance?" [18:47] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Eh, sure, if you wanna do it multiple times. Depends how much tho. [18:47] <Selis> "12 questions" [18:48] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: ...that's uh. A lot. But okay, let's do this. 1200 P$ please. (No meta cheating!) [18:49] * Selis puts the 1200 down. [18:49] <~Hebizuka> 95 P$ remaining. [18:50] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Oki. Riddle #1... [18:50] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: You eat me, but you can't plant me or plow me. I am the son of water, but if water touches me, I die away. What am I? [18:53] <Selis> (This is really really hard to figure out) [18:54] <Selis> "Hmm" [18:54] <Selis> "Ice?" [18:55] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Yes! Victory! [18:55] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: I will reveal to you the full list of your winnings after we're done. Okay? [18:55] <Selis> "Sounds fine to me" [18:56] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Riddle #2... [18:56] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: I am the center of GRAVITY. Who am I? [19:02] <Selis> "V..." [19:02] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Yes! Hehe, nice one! [19:03] <Selis> "I hate you for that" [19:03] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: I get that often.~ [19:03] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: On to #3. [19:03] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Forwards, I'm heavy. Backwards, I'm not. Tell me who I am! [19:05] <Selis> "Ton" [19:05] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Yes'm~ [19:06] <Selis> "You like worplays don't you" [19:06] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Oh, I love 'em.~ [19:06] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Anyway, let's move on. [19:08] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: To catch me, I must be caught in a place with no cracks. If you're game enough to try, you will see, but never leave me where I can see the golden sun, unless you wish to set me free. [19:08] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Who am I? [19:12] <Selis> "Darkness?" [19:13] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Nnnope. Got two more tries. [19:15] <Selis> "Water?" [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Correct! [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: That's four wins so far! [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Number five! [19:17] <Selis> "Keep em coming" [19:18] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: *grin* [19:19] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: The young me is sweet in the sun. The middle-aged me makes you gay. The old me is valued more than anything. Who am I? [19:23] <Selis> "Your wine" [19:23] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Yes! [19:24] <~SU_Tempest> (Short dinner break before #6) [19:24] <Selis> (Kay) [20:18] <~SU_Tempest> *The Tengu drops more shiny items in a bucket, halloween candy style.* [20:18] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Okay. Ready for #6 ? This time I'm making it hard. [20:18] <Selis> "Ready when you are" [20:24] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: I know a word, of letters three it is. Add 2, and fewer there will be. Add one more and there will be even less. Who am I? [20:32] <Selis> "Few" [20:32] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Correct once more! [20:33] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: 6 wins... I gotta step my game up. [20:33] <Selis> "I'm just good at these" [20:33] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: On to #7. [20:40] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Like gold in a leather bag, swinging on a tree, money after honey in its time. Ills of a scurvy crew cured by the sea, reason in its season but no rhyme. [20:42] <Selis> "Orange?" [20:42] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Mhmmm~ [20:43] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: You wanna steal my job or what? Hehe. Let's move to numéro huit. [20:43] <Selis> "I have my own job, this is vacation time" [20:45] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: They be stronger than steel but older than time. Much more patient than the shinigami, they will remain even after sun ceases to shine. Their might coming from roots buried deep, the sands of time and the frosts of age shall never touch or reach. Who is it? [20:50] <Selis> "Tough one, but i think it's Mountains" [20:51] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Shit... I'm getting robbed. [20:52] <Selis> "I'm not blind firing answers like a normal tourist would" [20:53] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Hehe. Tourist blind firing. hehehehe. [20:53] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: *cough* On to #9. [20:55] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Marble halls, white like milk, lined with skin, soft like silk. Within a clear fountain, a golden apple doth appear. No doors to this stronghold, but thieves break in to steal the gold. [20:57] <Selis> "An egg" [20:57] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: DAMN. [20:58] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Tenth one... [21:00] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: I am the part of the miko that is not in the sky... Who can drown in the ocean, yet remain dry. A last vestige of men and youkai, that refuses to die. [21:02] <Selis> "A shadow?" [21:03] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Absolutely. [21:03] <Selis> "2 left to go" [21:05] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Number eleven... [21:09] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Deeper than flesh and bone, as valuable as the heart, but as mysterious as the brain. For the West, a matter of black or white. For the East, in all that is living. A human's isn't like a youkai's, the gods can see them, and the machines, even those that come to life, do not have one. [21:09] <Selis> "The soul" [21:10] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Yes! [21:10] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: And for the final one. [21:13] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: We call it many names, we give it many figures, but the essence is the same. Lack thereof is the bane of love and life, yet you cannot have enough. Whether we want to have some or not is a personal choice, but in all of us, all may find some. [21:16] <Selis> "Money?" [21:16] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Nuh uh. [21:16] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Got two more guesses. [21:19] <Selis> "Friends?" [21:19] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: *Shakes head.* [21:19] * Selis sighs and shrugs. [21:20] <Selis> "Gonna give it a guess then, Faith?" [21:20] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: ... yes! [21:20] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Good gods, [21:20] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: You've beaten me 12 times! [21:20] <Selis> "That was a guess though" [21:20] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Well SHIT [21:21] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu ran out of valuables after inserting 35 in your bucket.* [21:21] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: ...ah. NOROI? NOROI CAN YOU COME HERE? [21:21] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu2: WHAT? [21:21] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: I NEED YOU FOR A SEC [21:21] <~SU_Tempest> *A second tengu comes. The first then forces that second tengu named Noroi to open his mouth... and rips a silver tooth out of it.* [21:21] <~SU_Tempest> Noroi: OW YOU FUCK! [21:22] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: ...That'll do for the 36th. [21:22] <~SU_Tempest> Noroi: Ow ow ow ow >< [21:22] <Selis> "You didn't have to...do that though i enjoyed it" [21:22] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Well, you won, ma'am. [21:22] <Selis> "Don't feel too bad, i have a lot of free time" [21:22] <~Hebizuka> =VALUABLES WON= [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] 2x Red gem - Spinel - Value 50-150 P$ (1d101 +49) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] 2x Sky blue gem - Aquamarine - Value 35-135 P$ (1d101 +34) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Ruby - Value 200-850 P$ (1d651 +199) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Copper bar - Value 7-15 P$ (1d9 +6) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] 2x Yellow gem - Citrine - Value 30-80 P$ (1d51 +29) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] 3x Metal - Gold bracelet - Value 500-4500 P$ (1d4001 +499) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Green gem - Emerald - Value 250-1050 P$ (1d801 +249) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] 3x Blue gem - Tanzanite - Value 65-185 P$ (1d121 +64) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold ring - Value 40-140 P$ (1d101 +39) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Black gem - Onyx - Value 75-280 P$ (1d206 +74) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] White gem - Big pearl - Value 50-300 P$ (1d251 +49) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Golden 4.2mm APHE bullet - Value 150-550 P$ (1d401 +149) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] 2x Metal - Gold nugget - Value 200-1300 P$ (1d1201 +199) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] White gem - Opal - Value 125-450 P$ (1d326 +124) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Silver tooth - Value 20-40 P$ (1d21 +19) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Yellow gem - Heliodor - Value 60-175 P$ (1d116 +59) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 193 P$ [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Yellow gem - Worthless glass - Value 2-6 P$ (1d5 +1) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Blue gem - Worthless glass - Value 2-9 P$ (1d8 +1) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Purple gem - Worthless glass - Value 2-7 P$ (1d6 +1) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Green gem - Worthless glass - Value 1-7 P$ (1d7) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Dark red gem - Worthless glass - Value 3-7 P$ (1d5 +2) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Worthless brass - Value 2-5 P$ (1d4 +1) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] 2x Clear gem - Worthless glass - Value 1-5 P$ (1d5) [21:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] 3x Red gem - Worthless glass - Value 1-8 P$ (1d8) [21:23] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: I heard what happened... You robbed the tengu challenge guy flat out of his stuff, didn't you? I came here because I had a feeling you'd win too much money... So if you want to sell any of that shit, tell me. [21:24] <Selis> "Oh thank you, i'd hate to lug all that to the bar" [21:26] <Selis> "Um well, i want to sell all of it" [21:27] <Selis> "Except that bullet" [21:27] * Selis pockets that. [21:27] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Got it. [21:29] <Selis> "Oh and um, add this extra emerald, diamond and these glass to it to" [21:29] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Yeah, okay. [21:30] <~Hebizuka> *You also pocketed 193 P$ from the pile of valuables.* [21:30] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried 288 P$ [21:30] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Okay, lessee. [21:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 101 +49 Spinel [21:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 101 ] [ Rolls: 45 ] [ Total Score: 45 ] [21:31] <~SU_Tempest> Sold 2 spinels for 188 P$ [21:32] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 101 +34 Aquamarine [21:32] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 101 ] [ Rolls: 8 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [21:32] <~SU_Tempest> Sold 2 aquamarines for 84 P$ [21:32] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 651 +199 Ruby [21:32] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 651 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [21:32] <~SU_Tempest> (LOL) [21:32] <~SU_Tempest> Sold a ruby for 204 P$ [21:32] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 9 +6 Copper bar [21:32] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 9 ] [ Rolls: 6 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [21:33] <~SU_Tempest> Sold a copper bar for 12 P$ [21:33] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 51 +29 Citrine [21:33] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 51 ] [ Rolls: 28 ] [ Total Score: 28 ] [21:33] <~SU_Tempest> Sold 2 citrines for 114 P$ [21:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 4001 +499 Gold bracelet [21:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 4001 ] [ Rolls: 3177 ] [ Total Score: 3177 ] [21:34] <~SU_Tempest> Sold 3 gold bracelets for 11028 P$ [21:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 801 +249 Emerald [21:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 801 ] [ Rolls: 574 ] [ Total Score: 574 ] [21:34] <~SU_Tempest> Sold 2 emerald for 1646 P$ [21:35] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 121 +64 Tanzanite [21:35] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 121 ] [ Rolls: 61 ] [ Total Score: 61 ] [21:35] <~SU_Tempest> Sold 3 tanzanites for 375 P$ [21:35] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 101 +39 Gold ring [21:35] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 101 ] [ Rolls: 57 ] [ Total Score: 57 ] [21:36] <~SU_Tempest> Sold a gold ring for 96 P$ [21:36] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 206 +74 [21:36] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 206 ] [ Rolls: 112 ] [ Total Score: 112 ] [21:36] <~SU_Tempest> Sold an onyx for 186 P$ [21:36] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 251 +49 [21:36] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 251 ] [ Rolls: 243 ] [ Total Score: 243 ] [21:37] <~SU_Tempest> Sold a big pearl for 292 P$ [21:37] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 1201 +199 [21:37] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 1201 ] [ Rolls: 551 ] [ Total Score: 551 ] [21:37] <~SU_Tempest> Sold 2 gold nuggets for 1500 P$ [21:38] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 326 +124 [21:38] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 326 ] [ Rolls: 239 ] [ Total Score: 239 ] [21:38] <~SU_Tempest> Sold an opal for 363 P$ [21:38] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 21 +19 [21:38] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 21 ] [ Rolls: 13 ] [ Total Score: 13 ] [21:38] <~SU_Tempest> Sold a silver tooth for 32 P$ [21:39] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 116 +59 [21:39] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 116 ] [ Rolls: 93 ] [ Total Score: 93 ] [21:39] <~SU_Tempest> Sold a heliodor for 152 P$ [21:39] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 1651 +349 [21:39] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 1651 ] [ Rolls: 1647 ] [ Total Score: 1647 ] [21:39] <~SU_Tempest> Sold a diamond for 1996 P$ (one of the purest you've ever seen!) [21:40] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Now on to recycle the stupid glass... [21:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 5 +1 [21:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 5 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [21:40] <~SU_Tempest> Sold yellow glass for 6 P$ [21:40] <Selis> "I can understand why it's here" [21:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 8 +1 [21:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 8 ] [ Rolls: 7 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [21:40] <~SU_Tempest> Sold blue glass for 8 P$ [21:41] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 +1 [21:41] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [21:41] <~SU_Tempest> Sold 2 pieces of purple glass for 6 P$ [21:41] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 7 [21:41] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 7 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [21:41] <~SU_Tempest> Sold green glass for 1 P$ [21:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 5 +2 [21:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 5 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [21:42] <~SU_Tempest> Sold dark red glass for 4 P$ [21:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 4 +1 [21:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [21:42] <~SU_Tempest> Sold brass for 3 P$ [21:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 5 [21:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 5 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [21:42] <~SU_Tempest> Sold 2 pieces of clear glass for 6 P$ [21:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 8 [21:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 8 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [21:42] <~SU_Tempest> Sold 3 pieces of red glass for 15 P$ [21:43] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 4 +1 [21:43] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [21:43] <~SU_Tempest> Sold 1 piece of sky blue glass for 4 P$ [21:43] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Lemme calculate all of that... [21:46] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: You've earned a total of 17958 P$. [21:46] <Selis> "And with the 5000 with you, i have 22858" [21:47] <Selis> "Or however much i left with you" [21:47] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: You left 5145 in my care. [21:48] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: So there you go, you're sitting on 23103 P$ of unbanked credit. [21:50] <Selis> "Well i'll take 1722 to fill my pouch and get the rest on credit" [21:50] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: You mean 1712 surely. [21:51] <Selis> "whatever gives me 2000" [21:52] <~Hebizuka> *The kappa bartender hands you 1712 P$.* [21:52] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried 2000 P$.* [21:52] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: You have 21391 P$ left, I can transfer them to any shop of your liking so it becomes real credit. [21:52] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: This cash can't stay here. [21:52] <Selis> "Put it in weapons" [21:53] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Weapon shop or gun shop? [21:54] <Selis> "Guns please, i'm set for everything else" [21:54] <~SU_Tempest> *Transferred 21391 P$ of credit on gun shops.* [21:55] <~SU_Tempest> *Total real wealth: 23391 P$.* [21:55] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: All done. [21:55] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Whew... I never lost so much money in one day. [21:55] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Will that be all, ma'am? [21:55] <Selis> "Don't feel bad, you had me stumped a bit for some" [21:56] <Selis> "Yes thank you very much" [21:56] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: You're welcome. If you need a drink, I'll gladly offer you one on the house. [21:57] <Selis> "I'm fine actually, i need to get going" [21:57] <~Hebizuka> *Do you wish to leave the event?* [21:57] * Selis pats the tengu's shoulder before leaving the event. [21:58] <~Hebizuka> *You go back through the portal and are thrown back in the Mazes, your equipment enabled for use again.* [21:58] <~Hebizuka> *Do you wish to checkout or resume your progress?* [21:58] <Selis> > Checkout. [21:58] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [21:59] <~Hebizuka> 60 rooms, 33 kills, 0 SEs, 2 missions, 0 Amulets, 23991 P$, 0 Runs [21:59] <~Hebizuka> Progress [22:00] <~Hebizuka> +23352 P$ [22:00] <~Hebizuka> Score [22:00] <~Hebizuka> 380 points [+228] [22:00] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards [22:01] <~Hebizuka> 13th [+10] [22:01] <~Hebizuka> (No stat change today)