Log:Game 147 (Meta, no ontology)

[23:35] <~Hebizuka> *We will skip to the questions, as per usual.* [23:35] <Jackson_Kane> Right, I'll just read it again for good measure. [23:37] <Jackson_Kane> And done. [23:37] <~Hebizuka> *Ready for the questions?* [23:38] <Jackson_Kane> Sure. [23:38] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [23:38] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo [23:38] <~Hebizuka> B) Simo Hayha [23:38] <~Hebizuka> C) Dirty Harry [23:38] <~Hebizuka> D) Agent 47 [23:38] <~Hebizuka> E) Solid Snake [23:38] <~Hebizuka> F) Yuuka Kazami [23:38] <~Hebizuka> G) Chuck Norris [23:38] <~Hebizuka> H) Crazy Ivan [23:39] <Jackson_Kane> Choice C. [23:41] <~Hebizuka> Very well... [23:41] <~Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [23:41] <~Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [23:41] <~Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [23:41] <~Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [23:41] <~Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [23:41] <~Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [23:41] <~Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [23:42] <Jackson_Kane> Going with D. [23:44] <~Hebizuka> Question 3: Justin Bieber's fate is in your hands. You… [23:44] <~Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [23:44] <~Hebizuka> B) Hang him [23:44] <~Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [23:44] <~Hebizuka> D) Throw him in the SDM's basement [23:44] <~Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [23:45] <Jackson_Kane> Again, going with D. I'm sure he'll love that basement for what little time he'll be in there for. [23:45] <~Hebizuka> (I love you already.) [23:46] <~Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… [23:46] <~Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [23:46] <~Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look wear as rich and secure as you always wished to be [23:46] <~Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [23:46] <~Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [23:46] <~Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [23:46] <~Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character [23:46] <~Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [23:47] <Jackson_Kane> I'll answer with Mr. G... oh wait, I mean I'll take the choice G. [23:48] <~Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song/song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be… [23:48] <~Hebizuka> A) Foghat - Slow ride / Good old 1970's driving rock, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [23:48] <~Hebizuka> B) Alex Gopher - Brain Leech (Bugged Mind Remix) / Electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [23:48] <~Hebizuka> C) Tesla - Cumin Atcha Live / Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because the highway is your own personal NASCAR track [23:48] <~Hebizuka> D) 2Pac - I don't give a fuck / Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because you gotta stop parking the car up trees, CJ! [23:48] <~Hebizuka> E) The Soviet national anthem / Because you will always remember the motherland [23:48] <~Hebizuka> F) Bob Marley - Satisfy my Soul / Marijuana reggae, because you and Jah don't have to put up with road rage [23:48] <~Hebizuka> G) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [23:48] <~Hebizuka> H) Joe Smooth - Promised Land / Chicago house music, because you believe in world peace and LSD [23:49] <Jackson_Kane> Top of the list with A. Slow ride... take it easy~. [23:51] <~Hebizuka> Question 6: Your favorite fiction hero would be… [23:51] <~Hebizuka> A) Super Ketsuana, the samurai from the future! [23:51] <~Hebizuka> B) Axe Cop, because he'll CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF! [23:51] <~Hebizuka> C) Sir Arthur of Male Volante, knight of the octogonal table! [23:51] <~Hebizuka> D) Jack Howitzer, the Vietnam War Hero of the Exploder movies! [23:51] <~Hebizuka> E) The fireman guy from Rescue Heroes! [23:51] <~Hebizuka> F) Yotsuba, the cutest loli in existence! [23:55] <Jackson_Kane> I'll go with A then. [23:56] <~Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [23:56] <~Hebizuka> A) Your wife/husband [23:56] <~Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [23:56] <~Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [23:56] <~Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [23:56] <~Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [23:56] <~Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [23:57] <Jackson_Kane> I say C. [23:58] <~Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [23:58] <~Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [23:58] <~Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [23:58] <~Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [23:58] <~Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [23:58] <~Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [23:58] <~Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [00:00] <Jackson_Kane> I'll take choice B. [00:01] <~Hebizuka> Question 9: What's your kind of dream vehicle? [00:01] <~Hebizuka> A) 1996 Dodge Viper GTS in blue and white stripes [00:01] <~Hebizuka> B) 1968 Pontiac GTO with a custom Dixie paintjob [00:01] <~Hebizuka> C) 1965 Ford Transit ice-cream van with 24 different flavors for sale [00:01] <~Hebizuka> D) Sukhoi SU-35 "Flanker" Soviet fighter jet [00:01] <~Hebizuka> E) 1998 Subaru Impreza WRX STi 22B with a custom paintjob [00:01] <~Hebizuka> F) Vietnam War-era M113 APC [00:01] <~Hebizuka> G) The "Charles de Gaulle" aircraft carrier [00:03] <Jackson_Kane> A. Even more so if it comes with Ghost Missiles. [00:05] <~Hebizuka> Question 10: Your friends refer to you as… [00:05] <~Hebizuka> A) "The Nerd", because of your collection of anime posters and figurines [00:05] <~Hebizuka> B) "Mr. Fix-it", because you repaired all of their cars at least once [00:05] <~Hebizuka> C) "Chief", because you are a natural leader and they know it [00:05] <~Hebizuka> D) "Lovemaker", because you flirted with their partners at least once [00:05] <~Hebizuka> E) "The Doc", because you're the most intelligent out of them all [00:05] <~Hebizuka> F) "Psycho", because they're not gun people and you are [00:05] <~Hebizuka> G) "Animal Man", because all of their pets befriended you and you have yourself five dogs [00:05] <Jackson_Kane> Eeee... I think I'll go with... just that, E. [00:08] <~Hebizuka> Question 11: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find… [00:08] <~Hebizuka> A) A mint copy of the book "Hit Man" [00:08] <~Hebizuka> B) The complete "The Godfather" trilogy [00:08] <~Hebizuka> C) A lot of food and a note which says "Donated by the Red Cross" [00:08] <~Hebizuka> D) A cosplay of Donatello, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" [00:08] <~Hebizuka> E) A large wad of cash, in notes of 20 dollars [00:08] <~Hebizuka> F) All of the belongings of that famous member of your family who fought during World War II [00:09] <Jackson_Kane> I'll choose F. [00:11] <~Hebizuka> Question 12: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… [00:11] <~Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [00:11] <~Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [00:11] <~Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [00:11] <~Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [00:11] <~Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [00:11] <~Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [00:15] <Jackson_Kane> I'll go with C... rather keep 'me time' to myself. [00:15] <~Hebizuka> Question 13: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [00:15] <~Hebizuka> A) Normal missions. Suited to beginners discovering the game. [00:15] <~Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions. Suited to more seasoned players seeking more difficulty. [00:15] <Hebizuka> C) Contract missions. Suited to players enjoying freer and less-linear missions. [00:17] <Jackson_Kane> I'll do the Normal missions. [00:18] <~Hebizuka> Okay, all of the answers have been written down, Jackson. I will send an engineer with the results and your equipment. [00:18] <~Hebizuka> *As announced, an engineer enters the room, pushing a cart with several crates and boxes.* [00:18] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I got a delivery for a certain... *Reads on an envelope* Jackson Kane. [00:19] <Jackson_Kane> Jack: Right, I think that would be me... unless someone's parading around as me somewhere. [00:20] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: All right... This letter is for you. http://pastebin.com/k1umvfsn [00:21] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: And all of those boxes are also for you. [00:21] <~Hebizuka> *You see eight boxes on the cart.* [00:23] <~Hebizuka> *Those boxes will be opened sequentially - the first one contains your backpack, which will hold the rest of your equipment.* [00:25] <~Hebizuka> *State what you'd like to equip and/or spare from the objects you will see. Equipping an object means carrying it on yourself, filling a slot - this is for clothing and weapons. Sparing an object means carrying it inside of your backpack, which is the majority of items. Naturally you can spare clothes and weapons too.* [00:25] <Jackson_Kane> *Jack takes a look at everything, to be certain on what he'll have to work with.* [00:25] <~Hebizuka> =Clothing crate= [00:25] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] RM22SF LBE - Capacity 35 units - Ammo pouch (10 units) - Value 400 P$ [00:25] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Gas mask - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Face concealment, negates gases - Weight: 5 [00:25] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Trench-coat (Upper body, Lower body, Arms, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 [00:25] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Mountain pants (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 [00:25] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Hiking shoes - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 [00:29] <Jackson_Kane> *Decides to equip all but the Gas mask* "Better save that mask for when it's needed." (I feel like a 40s mobster now with that trench coat) [00:30] <~Hebizuka> *Spare the gas mask?* [00:30] <Jackson_Kane> *Spares it, never know when laughing gas may strike.* [00:31] <~Hebizuka> 5/35 [00:32] <~Hebizuka> *Opening the second crate, which is labeled "Armor".* [00:33] <~Hebizuka> =Armor crate= [00:33] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - M1 helmet - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant - Ballistic protective - Weight: 5 [00:33] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Kabuto-menpo - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Ballistic protective, face concealment - Weight: 22 [00:33] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Dou-sode armor (Upper body, shoulders) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Weight: Unsparable [00:36] <Jackson_Kane> "Never hurts to have armor... usually it hurts less." *Equips the Kabuto-menpo and the Dou-sode armor* [00:40] <Jackson_Kane> "Hmm... sadly that helmet will have to find another owner with a head to protect." [00:47] <~Hebizuka> =Consumables crate= [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Carrot. 1d6 [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Beet root. 1d7 [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Artichoke. 1d4 [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Bag of rice. 2d4 [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound [00:52] <Jackson_Kane> "Hmm, a fair amount of supplies... better than nothing at all." *He'll take everything he can* [00:53] <~Hebizuka> 11/35 [00:57] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons crate= [00:57] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Springfield M1 Garand rifle | .30-06 Springfield - Semi-auto | No accessory | Garand 8-round clip, no +1 | Weight: 22 - [Ammo: 8/8] [00:57] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Smith & Wesson Model 610 revolver | 10mm Auto - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 5 - [Ammo: 6/6, 6x 10mm] [01:04] <Jackson_Kane> "Heh, well, a rifle is a rifle, even if it doesn't spew hot plasma at your target." *Equips that, and the revolver too* [01:04] <~Hebizuka> *Class 1 and Class 3 weapons equipped* [01:07] <~Hebizuka> =Ammunition crate #1= [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: S&W Model 610 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.62 [Ammo: 6/6, 6x 10mm] [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: S&W Model 610 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.62 [Ammo: 6/6, 6x 10mm] [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 10mm Auto, 20 rounds [01:10] <Jackson_Kane> "Never hurts to carry some extra ammo. Feel like I'm about to enter into a survival horror game now." [01:12] <Jackson_Kane> *And thus, grabs all of it and stores it until it's required* [01:13] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 1.64/10 [01:13] <~Hebizuka> =Ammunition crate #2= [01:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M1 Garand 8-round enbloc clip. Weight: 0.9 [Ammo: 8/8] [01:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M1 Garand 8-round enbloc clip. Weight: 0.9 [Ammo: 8/8] [01:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M1 Garand 8-round enbloc clip. Weight: 0.9 [Ammo: 8/8] [01:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M1 Garand 8-round enbloc clip. Weight: 0.9 [Ammo: 8/8] [01:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M1 Garand 8-round enbloc clip. Weight: 0.9 [Ammo: 8/8] [01:16] <Jackson_Kane> "Forty-eight shots for the rifle total including what's in the rifle now... can't go wrong with that... yet." *Grabs all that ammo* [01:17] <~Hebizuka> =Ammunition crate #3= [01:17] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M1 Garand 8-round enbloc clip. Weight: 0.9 [Ammo: 8/8] [01:17] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M1 Garand 8-round enbloc clip. Weight: 0.9 [Ammo: 8/8] [01:17] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M1 Garand 8-round enbloc clip. Weight: 0.9 [Ammo: 8/8] [01:17] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M1 Garand 8-round enbloc clip. Weight: 0.9 [Ammo: 8/8] [01:17] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M1 Garand 8-round enbloc clip. Weight: 0.9 [Ammo: 8/8] [01:19] <Jackson_Kane> "Another forty shots... I won't be needing a Field Ops anytime soon." [01:19] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 9.74/10 - 11.9/35 [01:20] <~Hebizuka> *Now for the final crate!* [01:20] <~Hebizuka> =Other items= [01:20] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold ring - Value 40-140 P$ (1d101 +39) [01:20] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold ring - Value 40-140 P$ (1d101 +39) [01:20] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold ring - Value 40-140 P$ (1d101 +39) [01:20] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Arms implant - "Bionic arm" bone, muscle and skin resiliency enhancer [01:22] <Jackson_Kane> "Rings? This isn't Sonic the Hedgehog in secret is this? Or for that matter... augmentations even?" [01:23] <Jackson_Kane> "Well, I could toughen my left arm some... but how?" *Takes the rings nonetheless, but holds the Bionic arm and examines it.* [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *The bionic implant is actually still in its package, though an illustration depicts what it looks like.* [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *A notice says that it needs to be brought to a Bionics Workshop in order to be installed.* [01:28] <Jackson_Kane> "Yep, definitely need an expert on this thing." *He puts it away, saving it for when it can be installed... or something of the sort.* [01:29] <~Hebizuka> 15.9/35 [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *The loudspeaker creaks. GM Hebizuka speaks through.* [01:29] <~Hebizuka> All sorted out with your equipment, Jackson? [01:30] <Jackson_Kane> "Unless I've missed something beyond my line of sight. Shame I don't have my signature green armor with me though." [01:31] <~Hebizuka> All right. You should see three doors ahead of you. Your journey begins now, so, good luck. [01:31] <~Hebizuka> *Welcome to MzW! Type !mrooms3 to begin.* [01:33] <Jackson_Kane> !mrooms3 [01:33] <~Hebizuka> [ Jackson_Kane ] Left door: 885 - Front door: 5772 - Right door: 5641 - Roomstyle: 128 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [01:35] <Jackson_Kane> "Hm, to the left then, because I know I'm not right." *Goes left* [01:37] <~Hebizuka> *You make it to a classroom. Several rows of tables and chairs lined up, facing the teacher's desk and the blackboard. There is nobody around, and you notice nothing that seems immediately useful, at the exception of an object on the floor.* [01:38] <Jackson_Kane> *Takes a closer look at the object* [01:38] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Broken bottle - Sharp. Weight: 3 [01:40] <Jackson_Kane> "Heh, anything will do when you got nothing... I could be a Drunk from Bubble Bobble now." *Equips it* [01:40] <~Hebizuka> *Class 5S weapon equipped.* [01:41] <Jackson_Kane> *Takes another good look around, to make sure there's nothing else to note.* [01:42] <~Hebizuka> *You don't notice anything that seems out of the ordinary here...* [01:42] <Jackson_Kane> "Time to move on then." *Leaves the room* [01:44] <Jackson_Kane> !mrooms3 [01:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Jackson_Kane ] Left door: 4934 - Front door: 1894 - Right door: 5131 - Roomstyle: 381 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [01:45] <Jackson_Kane> *Onwards in a forwards direction to go Onward to Grasstown!* [01:47] <~Hebizuka> *You make it to a regular, featureless room. This room is naked, concrete gray, devoid of anything. As you enter, you suddenly see two prisoners, recognizable by the fact all they wear is ragged jeans.* [01:47] <~SU_Tempest> Pri1: Whew... We're out of this mess at last! [01:48] <~SU_Tempest> Pri2: Fucking YES we're out. Your friend is amazing. [01:48] <~Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [01:50] <Jackson_Kane> *He takes a good look around... there might be a trap waiting for any would-be rescuers. He also sees if anything is binding them.* [01:53] <~Hebizuka> *You see those prisoners are as free as birds. It seems they recently escaped, given that around their wrists, are handcuffs with ripped chains.* [01:55] <Jackson_Kane> *Speaks not a word and moves on. But keeps an eye on them just in case they try anything. To the next room he goes.* [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> Pri1: I know, right? Now we're going back to my place. I got some supplies and extra clothes. [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> Pri2: Real bro as always! [01:56] <Jackson_Kane> *Mutters to himself* "They seem ok, now then... where to next." [01:57] <Jackson_Kane> !mrooms3 [01:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Jackson_Kane ] Left door: 1572 - Front door: 2422 - Right door: 1968 - Roomstyle: 89 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:57] <Jackson_Kane> *Again, presses on forward.* [02:00] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [02:00] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [02:03] <~Hebizuka> *You make it to a mess hall, this time. There is a Citizen with a handgun and a handbag, sitting at one of the tables, apparently munching on something.* [02:05] <Jackson_Kane> *No words, he does glance over out of curiosity, but chooses to not try anything. Better to avoid unnecessary combat if all possible.* [02:06] <~Hebizuka> *The citizen briefly glances at you, but doesn't say a word. They're apparently alone.* [02:09] <Jackson_Kane> *Gives a polite nod. No words are needed to be said from him yet.* [02:09] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: Hi. *Wave* [02:14] <Jackson_Kane> "Greetings." *Returns the wave be merely raising his left hand for a moment.* [02:18] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: Hey. Ya, uh, need somethin'? [02:21] <Jackson_Kane> "Not that I can think of right away." [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: Oh, okay. Ya looked like you did, you've been standin' there for a few minutes [02:30] <Jackson_Kane> "Right, well, I shouldn't need anything for a while... I hope. Good day." *He makes his way out to the next room* [02:40] <Jackson_Kane> !mrooms3 [02:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Jackson_Kane ] Left door: 2816 - Front door: 4223 - Right door: 2888 - Roomstyle: 252 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:40] <Jackson_Kane> *To the left then!* [02:45] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into another regular, featureless room. There is an out-of-place piece of clothing on the floor.* [03:26] <Jackson_Kane> *Examines the clothing lying around... and possibly collecting dust.* [03:29] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Top piece of bikini (Torso) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 1 [03:32] <Jackson_Kane> "Well... that's... unusual. Good thing I'm not a crossdresser." * He leaves it there, fairly certain it's not important. And presses onwards.* [03:32] <Jackson_Kane> !mrooms3 [03:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Jackson_Kane ] Left door: 1252 - Front door: 1672 - Right door: 1141 - Roomstyle: 327 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [03:33] <Jackson_Kane> "Well, haven't gone right so far... still not going to now." *Heads to the left once again* [03:35] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a butlerhouse. You see a few beds, a small kitchen, a couch, and three people here; a Chief Butler with a short submachine gun, and his two subordinate butlers who only seem to carry brooms. All three are resting on the couch, watching TV (@whatsonTV). There is also some sort of blueprint sticking out from under the couch...* [03:36] <Jackson_Kane> @whatsonTV [03:36] <EliasBot> [Reality show] Maid Academy [03:36] <~Hebizuka> *Fitting show for the male counterpart of the job, to watch...* [03:36] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: Look, look, it's her. Irina, the number 7. She's amazing, man. [03:37] <~SU_Tempest> But1: I dunno. She's been pretty clumsy. [03:37] <Jackson_Kane> *Checks to see if any of them were looking his way, and where the blueprint is, to see if it's possible to get it without being spotted first.* [03:38] <~Hebizuka> *They pretty much aren't paying attention, and grabbing the blueprint wouldn't make much noise. You're free to check it.* [03:39] <Jackson_Kane> *Very carefully grabs a hold of the blueprint and examines it out of their line of sight if possible* [03:40] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, USP, 35 Metal, 0 Wood, 10 Plastic" [03:41] <Jackson_Kane> *Makes sure they aren't looking at him and stores it in his pack.* [03:42] <~Hebizuka> *They don't notice a thing!* [03:42] <~SU_Tempest> But2: Irina was a head maid before the competition, right? [03:42] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: Yeah, she qualified herself on marksmanship contests too. [03:42] <~Hebizuka> 16.9/35 [03:44] <Jackson_Kane> *Right... time to go then, don't want to attract unwanted attention... on his way he goes.* [03:44] <Jackson_Kane> !mrooms3 [03:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Jackson_Kane ] Left door: 85 - Front door: 1514 - Right door: 1275 - Roomstyle: 388 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [03:45] <Jackson_Kane> *Going Left again* [03:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 6 [03:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 5 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [03:50] <~Hebizuka> *Another mess hall! You see a group of people eating at a table here; four Citizens, each carrying various weapons.* [03:52] <Jackson_Kane> "Hmm... quite a number of people here. The smart person in me would say don't start anything if you want to live." *Obviously thought that out loud, but didn't mind. As long as they don't have any intention of harming him, and they know he wouldn't be crazy enough to show intent to cause harm. As such, his weapons remain holstered.* [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> Citz1: So I told her, "Yes, show me your goods", all like that cause she just set up shop. Yknow I just wanted to buy ammo. [03:54] <~SU_Tempest> Citz1: And then she burst into a fury and she chased me out of the room calling me, "Pervert, pervert!" [03:54] <~SU_Tempest> Citz3: Isn't that the gun shop owner who sets herself up in room 2454? [03:54] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: She's crazy. [03:54] <~Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [03:56] <Jackson_Kane> *Information on a possible hostile might be good to have in advance. To serve as a forewarning, or maybe other things. He casually walks up to the citizens.* "A crazed gun shop owner? Doesn't sound too friendly." [03:57] <~SU_Tempest> *The Citizens turn, and wave at you. They seem friendly.* [03:58] <Jackson_Kane> *Politely nods in response* [03:58] <~SU_Tempest> Citz4: Yeah, watch yourself out if you're going around in that sector. She's really a particular nut. [03:59] <Jackson_Kane> "I'll make note of that. It's a good idea to know if one might be heading into something dangerous soon after all. Anything else I might need to know, just in case?" [04:01] <~SU_Tempest> Citz1: If you really have to buy stuff from her, avoid sexual jokes or anything that sounds like one. [04:01] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: Yeah it's best to just not do business with that maniac! [04:01] <~SU_Tempest> Citz3: Oh, her name is Betty Sanron. [04:03] <Jackson_Kane> "Right then, avoid her if all possible. Thanks for the information." [04:03] <~SU_Tempest> *They all go "You're welcome" or "Anytime!" [04:04] <Jackson_Kane> *Gives one more nod* "Good day to you then." *And proceeds onwards* [04:04] <Jackson_Kane> !mrooms3 [04:04] <~Hebizuka> [ Jackson_Kane ] Left door: 5248 - Front door: 3639 - Right door: 4794 - Roomstyle: 124 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [04:07] <Jackson_Kane> *Left once more* [04:12] <~Hebizuka> *A washitsu - a traditional Japanese-style room, typically the room of a youkai. There is only one door ahead (!mrooms1). You notice a SRT Guard here for some reason... they're carrying an assault rifle as primary weapon.* [04:16] <Jackson_Kane> "So long as he's not hostile, we're good." *Again with the out loud thinking... you'd think he has way too much alone time. Nonetheless, if nothing else, he proceeds onwards.* [04:16] <Jackson_Kane> !mrooms1 [04:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Jackson_Kane ] Unique door: 3275 - Roomstyle: 162 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [04:17] <~Hebizuka> *You make it to a regular, featureless room. There is a scientist here sitting on a crate, he looks quite worried, as well as tired...* [04:19] <Jackson_Kane> *Walks up to the scientist* "You seemed troubled, got some problems that are plaguing you?" [04:20] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: I um... I think I need help, sir... I had to flee from my lab! [04:21] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: You see, I was working quietly, when some sort of demon appeared out of nowhere and started breaking everything in my laboratory! I... well.. I don't have a weapon on me, so I ran away... but I absolutely have to get back in! ...If you could please help me? [04:21] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: ...If you make it go away, in any way you possibly can, I would gladly reward you... [04:23] <Jackson_Kane> "A demon huh? Sounds like a task for me. Well, it's a demon, and doing away with them is a specialty of mine." *He takes a moment to think* "Ok then, I'll see about getting rid of it." [04:25] <~Hebizuka> *Mission Start.For the entire mission's duration, you will use !mrooms1 to advance.* [04:27] <Jackson_Kane> "Oh, any idea what this demon looked like? Any information you can give might just help in getting rid of it." [04:30] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Oh uh... I... I didn't look at it well, I just remember they had red skin... [04:33] <Jackson_Kane> "Red skin... huh, reminds me of a Pinky demon. Well, that'll help in identifying it. Well then, I'll see if I can get it out of here." *He proceeds to the exit of the room and flips the exit switch... what do you mean there's no exit switch!?* [04:35] <Jackson_Kane> !mrooms1 [04:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Jackson_Kane ] Unique door: 194 - Roomstyle: 369 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [04:39] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a regular, featureless room. There is a weapon on the floor, as well as another smaller item.* [04:40] <Jackson_Kane> *Examines the weapon first* [04:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Norinco QBZ-95B assault rifle | 5.8x42mm - Semi/Burst3/Full | No accessory | QBZ 5.8mm 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 - [Ammo: 29+1/30] [04:42] <Jackson_Kane> "Hmm... never hurts to have a second backup weapon I suppose." *He examines the other item before making his decision.* [04:42] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Condom - Negates impregnation received/Halves potency lost [04:44] <Jackson_Kane> "Huh, quite the find." *Decides to take the condom, never know when you may need it. And also grabs the rifle, sets it to 3-shot burst, and equips it.* [04:45] <~Hebizuka> *Class 2 weapon equipped.* [04:46] <Jackson_Kane> "Onwards! As they say." [04:46] <Jackson_Kane> !mrooms1 [04:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Jackson_Kane ] Unique door: 2704 - Roomstyle: 265 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [04:48] <~Hebizuka> *A shower room, with showering cabins, and cases to temporarily leave gear and personal effects before and after cleaning up. You spot an object on the floor, which has probably been resting in water puddles since a while!* [04:49] <Jackson_Kane> *Examines the object on the floor... and notes it might be soaked.* [04:49] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Makarov PM 8-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [Ammo: 0/8] [04:51] <Jackson_Kane> *That probably won't help at all, and he's fairly clean so moving on.* [04:51] <Jackson_Kane> !mrooms1 [04:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Jackson_Kane ] Unique door: 4222 - Roomstyle: 304 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [04:51] <~Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. There is a piece of clothing on the floor.* [04:52] <Jackson_Kane> *Examines it* [04:52] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Balaclava - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Face concealment - Weight: 1 [04:52] <Jackson_Kane> "Hmm... sadly not that useful compared to what I have." [04:53] <Jackson_Kane> !mrooms1 [04:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Jackson_Kane ] Unique door: 745 - Roomstyle: 89 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [04:53] <~Hebizuka> *You make it to the scientist's laboratory... You find yourself facing the demon described; indeed, a red-skinned, tall, arrow-tailed feminine figure is facing you. In other words, a succubus.* [04:55] <Jackson_Kane> *Well, stealth isn't going to help him much if he's already seen, without a word he quietly moves to the side.* [04:56] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: What do you think you're doing? [04:57] <Jackson_Kane> "What it looks like, moving to the side. Besides that, I hear someone's been making a mess of this place. And from what I know, you appear to be that someone." [04:58] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: What's it to you, human? You're not the one I'm looking for. Leave now... or else. [05:06] <~Hebizuka> (On request of the player, I will checkout here, and the game will restart at the beginning of the fight.) [05:06] <~Hebizuka> (I have been warned that internet issues would setback the session and that if they strike, I should fold and checkout. So, I will now.) [05:07] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [05:07] <~Hebizuka> 12 rooms, 0 kills, 0 SEs, 0 missions, 0 Amulets, 0 P$, 0 runs [05:07] <~Hebizuka> Score: 12 points [05:07] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 56th (+1) [05:07] <~Hebizuka> First session [05:07] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats: No changes [05:07] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats: No changes [05:08] <~Hebizuka> No new awards