Log:Game 151 (Meta, no ontology)

[00:22] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Selis. You have visited 145 rooms. Next special room at the 150th. You are, as always, wanted by the police (Code 11). You are also hungry, so watch out. !mrooms3 to continue. [00:22] <Selis> !mrooms3 [00:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 1076 - Front door: 806 - Right door: 3890 - Roomstyle: 345 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:22] * Selis heads frontward [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [00:23] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [00:24] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a mess hall. There is a Maze Guard with a revolver holstered, quietly eating from a small bowl of candy. You also notice a weapon abandoned on one of the tables.* [00:28] * Selis disarms the guard with the tail. [00:29] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [00:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [00:29] <~Hebizuka> *You successfully grab the revolver and rip it out of the Guard's holster, who turns around in complete horror.* [00:29] <Selis> "I think your looking for me?" [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Shit! [00:30] <~Hebizuka> *Guard's turn...* [00:31] <~Hebizuka> *He immediately reaches for his mobile phone, and calls for backup.* [00:31] <Selis> "Well thats just cheating" [00:32] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: This is agent Reuter! Code 11 Seli is in front of me, I'm disarmed, need backup right now! I repeat, need backup right now! [00:32] <~Hebizuka> *The call ends the turn.* [00:33] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [00:33] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [00:33] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. The backup called is estimated to arrive in... 6 turns.* [00:33] <~Hebizuka> *Starting from next turn.* [00:34] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [00:34] * Selis stabs the guard twice in the chest with the drill arm. [00:34] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [00:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 3 4 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [00:34] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 8, 7. You successfully murder the Maze Guard, drilling the poor police officer's chest.* [00:35] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Maze Guard [00:35] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [00:35] * Selis checks the weapon the table. [00:36] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH AN-94 Abakan assault rifle | 5.45x39mm - Semi/Burst2/Full | No accessory | AK-74 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 [29+1/30, << 30x Seg] [00:36] <Selis> !mrooms3 [00:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3049 - Front door: 5669 - Right door: 1407 - Roomstyle: 226 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *You have committed a crime: Murder (Maze Guard). Since it was a Maze Guard, the death has been automatically reported.* [00:37] * Selis leaves it and goes left, leaving the guards revolver next to his corpse. [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *Total Maze Guards murdered: 5. Total murder count: 18* [00:38] <~Hebizuka> *A team of SRT Guards will arrive later at the scene, too late to apprehend you.* [00:38] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a military bedroom. There's the usual square bed with camouflaged sheets, the desk, furniture, small TV set, and whatnot. You notice an object on the floor...* [00:39] * Selis checks the object. [00:39] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Walking cane - Blunt. Weight: 9 [00:39] <Selis> !mrooms3 [00:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 258 - Front door: 3338 - Right door: 3275 - Roomstyle: 315 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:39] * Selis goes right. [00:41] <~Hebizuka> *You travel down a set of stairs, and get into a regular, featureless room. You notice a familiar package.* [00:42] * Selis checks the package [00:42] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Legs implant - Muscular enhancement system (legs) [00:42] <Selis> !mrooms3 [00:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 6060 - Front door: 2010 - Right door: 3564 - Roomstyle: 236 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:42] * Selis toddles on left bound. [00:44] <~Hebizuka> *A grassy room, where a fight is ongoing between a satori with a snubby revolver, and a Maze Soldier with a personal defense weapon. There is only one door ahead (!mrooms1), and you also see, on your side, some dead body.* [00:46] * Selis stabbys the soldier twice with the drill arm. [00:46] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [00:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 3 1 4 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [00:47] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 7, 5. You are accurate enough to hit on both counts again, the drill arm effortlessly piercing through their armor, effectively impaling them.* [00:47] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Maze Soldier [00:47] <~Hebizuka> *The satori looks on, amazed.* [00:47] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [00:48] <~Hebizuka> *But the satori is reading your thoughts, and seems scared of you.* [00:48] <~SU_Tempest> Satori: ...Please don't hurt me. [00:49] * Selis shoots the satori twice with the Aya12 [00:49] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [00:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [00:49] <~Hebizuka> *Misfire! Dud round?* [00:50] <~Hebizuka> *Roll another 2d6 if you wish to attack again, by specifying again your amount of shots.* [00:50] * Selis fires again just once. [00:50] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [00:50] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [00:51] <~Hebizuka> *The satori is struck in the chest by an incendiary slug, which promptly ignites and sets the poor youkai on fire. They scream in pain...* [00:51] <~Hebizuka> *...then collapse on the floor, passing out in pain while fire consumes their body.* [00:51] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight - no more capable opponents (1 turn)* [00:52] <~Hebizuka> *Wait and confirm death or attempt something else?* [00:53] * Selis shoots the once more with one shit from the jericho. [00:53] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [00:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [00:53] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Jericho] Satori [00:54] <~Hebizuka> *You finish off your youkai victim, their body burning to a crisp.* [00:54] <Selis> !mrooms1 [00:54] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 3887 - Roomstyle: 72 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:55] * Selis heads through the only door. [00:56] <~Hebizuka> *You enter in a dimly lit room, with a transparent elevator cage in front of you. A faint source of light on the side is a desk with a computer, the screen of which is on and displaying something.* [00:56] * Selis has a look at the screen. [00:57] <~SU_Tempest> Computer: "Welcome to the Special Stage. This here is the elevator that will allow you to access a special arena. Challenges await, which yield rewards and keys to a secret area if you complete them. You can complete one challenge each time you visit this room." [00:57] <~Hebizuka> *Display list of challenges?* [00:58] * Selis brings up the list. [00:59] <~Hebizuka> >Arena fighting >MazePot >Boss fight >Pot the Boss Fight [00:59] * Selis checks arena/ [01:00] <~SU_Tempest> Computer: Arena fighting - Fight against creatures, one by one in succession, until you have defeated them all. There are six opponents to vanquish. Rewards: 500 P$, random valuable, SS Card Bronze. [01:01] * Selis checks the info on the others. [01:02] <~SU_Tempest> Computer: MazePot - Fight against creatures, one by one in succession, until you have defeated them all, but with a handicap. There are four opponents to defeat, and your hindrance is randomly generated. Rewards: 1000 P$, random supply crate, SS Card Silver [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> Computer: Boss Fight - Fight against a single, strong creature, randomly generated from a list. Rewards: New backpack, toolkit upgrade, 1500 P$, SS Card Gold. [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> Computer: Pot the Boss Fight - Same as the Boss Fight, but with one of the handicaps of the MazePot. Rewards: Wish (Unrestricted if you have 2 amulets or less, restricted otherwise), SS Card Diamond, 1500 P$. [01:06] <Selis> "Hmm" [01:06] * Selis picks Boss Pot. [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> Computer: Platinum challenge: Pot the Boss Fight. Challenge enabled, proceed in the elevator. Please note: there is no cover available in the arena. If you wish to turn back, now is your last chance. [01:07] * Selis heads into the elevator [01:08] <~Hebizuka> *The elevator closes as you enter, and begins going down.* [01:10] <~Hebizuka> *A holographic screen appears in front of you, and displays a message.* [01:10] <~SU_Tempest> Holo: Please select a number between 1 and 23! [01:13] <Selis> "13" [01:15] <~Hebizuka> *The elevator finally stops and opens.* [01:15] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into an arena... On the ground, nothing but sand. And the surroundings seem dark otherwise.* [01:16] <Selis> "Dramatic effect..." [01:17] <~Hebizuka> *You hear the howling of a draconic creature in front of you.* [01:17] <~Hebizuka> *An Aer Dragon comes out of the shadows!* [01:18] <Selis> "Interesting" [01:21] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [01:24] <Selis> "Well then this'll be fun" [01:24] * Selis attempts to plunge the Drill Arm into the dwaginz chest twice. [01:24] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [01:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 5, 6. You mangle and stab the dragon's chest twice in a row, managing to cause serious damage, but your target isn't dead yet.* [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *Struggling to keep itself standing and alive, the Aer Dragon screams, more out of pain than out of anger.* [01:26] <~Hebizuka> *Dragon's turn...* [01:27] <~Hebizuka> *The Dragon attempts a desperate move, but it knows very well it won't survive long. It attempts attacking you with an airblast.* [01:27] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:27] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [01:27] <~Hebizuka> *You're struck in the chest by the aggressive, razor-like sharp blasts of air, which send you on the ground.* [01:28] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain: 2% [+27] - Body armor: 2.86/4 [-1 dmg] [01:28] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [01:28] <Selis> "Ow..." [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *Your stomach growls, but you managed to take the blow without problem.* [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [01:30] * Selis gets up and attempts the same two stabs with the drill arm. [01:30] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [01:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 2 5 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [01:30] <~Hebizuka> *You miss the first stab, and as such, fumble the combo...* [01:30] <~Hebizuka> *Dragon's turn...* [01:30] <~Hebizuka> *The dragon leaps forwards and tries to bite the shit out of you.* [01:31] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [01:31] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [01:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [01:32] <~Hebizuka> *You feel the dragon's maw close on the side of your chest as it bites you really hard, but your vest and plate carrier are on the way, and dampen SOMEWHAT the blow... though you have the feeling that something just bent.* [01:32] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain: 16% [+17]. Body armor: 2.76/4 [-0.1 dmg] [01:33] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [01:33] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [01:33] * Selis tries shoots the dragon 4 times with the Aya12. [01:33] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [01:33] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [01:35] <~Hebizuka> *You fire in semi-automatic, four incendiary slugs, all of which barely hit the dragon - but they hit, and with great success! The incendiary slugs ignite and cause four localized fires on his body...* [01:35] <~Hebizuka> *...which promptly envelop its entirety. The Aer Dragon gives a final shriek of pain before dying from its flaming wounds.* [01:36] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Ayaya-12] Aer Dragon [B] [01:37] <~SU_Tempest> Holo: Handicap disabled. [01:37] <~SU_Tempest> Holo: Your Class 3 weapon is now usable again. [01:37] <~SU_Tempest> Holo: Climb in the elevator to claim your prizes. [01:37] * Selis heads into the elevator. [01:38] <~Hebizuka> *It closes, and brings you back upstairs...* [01:39] <~Hebizuka> *The elevator stops, and you find yourself in the special stage hall again. You see a pile of objects left there in front of you...* [01:39] * Selis takes a look at the objects. [01:40] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 1500 P$ [01:40] <~Hebizuka> [Key item] SS Card Diamond [01:40] <~Hebizuka> *You are also granted an unrestricted wish.* [01:40] <Selis> "Hev suit please" [01:41] <~Hebizuka> *Wish granted.* [01:41] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - HEV Suit (All except head, hands) - AC HEV - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF, Explosion-resistant - HUD, Fire-ret. - Weight: Unsparable [01:42] * Selis puts it on. [01:43] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Welcome to the Hazardous EnVironment Suit, Mark VI, Enhanced, Combat-spec. All vital statistics are now tracked in real time. [01:47] * Selis eats the pizza. [01:47] <~SU_Tempest> *Eat how many portions? (1-8) [01:48] * Selis eats it all. [01:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 8 10 [01:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 8 d 10 ] [ Rolls: 8 2 10 9 4 4 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 46 ] [01:48] <~Hebizuka> *The pizza tasted pretty good!* [01:48] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger 5% [-46] [01:48] * Selis takes as much of the cash as possible. [01:49] <~Hebizuka> *You can comfortably take 1200 P$, which will make your vest full (35/35). Proceed?* [01:49] * Selis proceeds [01:50] <~Hebizuka> *You now carry 3200 P$.* [01:51] <~Hebizuka> *Three doors ahead.* [01:52] * Selis takes the SS card before leaving. [01:52] <Selis> !mrooms4 [01:52] <Selis> !mrooms3 [01:52] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 2679 - Front door: 3957 - Right door: 1928 - Roomstyle: 329 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:52] * Selis heads left. [01:52] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room: 154th (Gun shop)* [01:54] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You see a figurine on the ground... as well as a weapon.* [01:54] * Selis looks at the figurine. [01:55] <~Hebizuka> *It's a small figurine representing a lynx. It looks beautifully crafted and hand painted.* [01:58] * Selis drops the blue pill, clear gem and UGL accesory. [02:02] <~Hebizuka> *You dropped amphetamines, an unidentified clear gem, and an M203.* [02:02] <~Hebizuka> 32/35 [02:02] * Selis checks to see if the m203 was loaded [02:03] <~Hebizuka> *The M203 was indeed loaded and contains a M386 HE round.* [02:03] <~Hebizuka> *Spare it?* [02:03] * Selis spares it. [02:05] <~Hebizuka> 40mm NATO, M386 HE: 3 carried [02:05] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 9.55/10 [02:06] * Selis takes the figurine. [02:07] <~Hebizuka> *The figurine mysteriously slips off of your hands and falls on the floor...* [02:08] <~Hebizuka> *...then shatters in pieces. You have an ominous feeling.* [02:09] <Selis> "I's some ghost meant to come out and go on a monolgue about freeing him or something?" [02:10] <~Hebizuka> *Nothing seems to happen... for now.* [02:10] <~Hebizuka> *You are free to attempt something.* [02:10] * Selis checks out the weapon. [02:14] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - H&K HK45 pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | HK45 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [9+1/10] [02:14] <Selis> !mrooms3 [02:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 2177 - Front door: 5007 - Right door: 2833 - Roomstyle: 37 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:14] * Selis heads right. [02:16] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [02:16] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [02:19] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a library. You see a Maze Citizen sitting at one of the tables, deeply plunged into a thick book, apparently searching for something. They carry an assault rifle with several attachments. On the ground in front of you, you also notice an interesting item.* [02:21] * Selis shoots the Citizen with a shot from the aya12. [02:21] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [02:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [02:22] <~Hebizuka> *The incendiary slug strikes their chest, which promptly ignites. The Citizen screams in pain as flames rapidly envelop his body...* [02:24] <~Hebizuka> *Not quite understanding what just happened, the Citizen simply flails around, which spreads the fire further - and on the table and the book they were just reading!* [02:24] <~Hebizuka> *The Citizen ends up passing out. Not quite dead yet, but at the border between life and death.* [02:24] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn.* [02:25] * Selis shoots the citizen in the back with the jericho. [02:25] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [02:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [02:27] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Jericho] Maze Citizen [02:27] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [02:27] * Selis looks at the interesting item [02:27] <~Hebizuka> *The citizen dropped their weapon. Fire continues spreading.* [02:28] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: AK-74 family; 100-round drum magazine. Weight: 3 - [0/100] [02:29] * Selis checks the citizens weapon. [02:31] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K G36C assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | R.Sight, UGL | G36 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [29+1/30m <<30x Seg] - AG36: [M576 Buckshot] [02:31] <Selis> !mrooms3 [02:31] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 70 - Front door: 4697 - Right door: 496 - Roomstyle: 239 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [02:31] * Selis goes left. [02:34] <~Hebizuka> *A shooting range. You spot a very peculiar object on the ground!* [02:36] * Selis looks at the peculiar object [02:37] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: American-180 220-round drum magazine. Weight: 2 - [0/220] [02:41] <Selis> !mrooms1 [02:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 4849 - Roomstyle: 5 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:41] * Selis goes through the only door. [02:41] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. You see a gun shop stand set up here.* [02:42] <Selis> "Oh good" [02:42] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Hi there. [02:44] <Selis> "I need ammunition" [02:44] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Sure, hold on a moment... [02:46] <~Hebizuka> =Calibers for sale= [02:46] <~Hebizuka> 9x19mm Parabellum [02:46] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP [02:46] <~Hebizuka> .300 Winchester Magnum [02:46] <~Hebizuka> .38 Special [02:46] <~Hebizuka> 7.62x39mm [02:46] <~Hebizuka> .338 Lapua Magnum [02:46] <~Hebizuka> 10mm Auto [02:46] <~Hebizuka> 7.92x57mm Mauser [02:46] <~Hebizuka> .50 BMG [02:46] <~Hebizuka> .44 Magnum [02:46] <~Hebizuka> .357 SIG [02:46] <~Hebizuka> 83.5mm rocket [02:48] <Selis> "nothing i need, a shame" [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Would you perhaps be interested in accessories? Maybe I have something you might need. [02:49] <Selis> "Do you have accsories for an aa-12 or jericho pistol?" [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: I actually do. There is this Small scope, 2x magnification. I can sell it to you, it can be mounted on your AA-12. [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Only 500 P$. What do you say? [02:51] * Selis drops the $500 on the counter from the backpack. [02:51] <Selis> "why not" [02:52] <~Hebizuka> Money carried: 2700 P$ [02:52] <~Hebizuka> *You purchased a Small Scope (2x).* [02:53] * Selis puts the scope on the aya12 [02:54] <~Hebizuka> *Your AA-12 can now use scope mode. Look down your optic for a boost in accuracy (FT-1), but you will fire only once that turn.* [02:55] <Selis> "Thanks, see you next time" [02:55] <Selis> !mrooms3 [02:55] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 5388 - Front door: 142 - Right door: 1797 - Roomstyle: 321 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [02:56] * Selis head through the front. [02:56] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Have fun! [02:56] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 160th (Hiring bureau, sales)* [02:57] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [02:57] <~Hebizuka> *You land into a shrine. There is nobody around, though. There is, however, an interesting package on the altar..* [03:03] * Selis checks the package. [03:04] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Head implant - "Akimbo Master" dual wielding mastery enhancement [03:05] <Selis> !mrooms3 [03:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3738 - Front door: 1786 - Right door: 2649 - Roomstyle: 123 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [03:05] * Selis goes left. [03:06] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into an office, with four desks, each with its own computer. They're all on, but idle. You notice food on one of the desks, just next to the keyboard.* [03:10] * Selis checks the food [03:11] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of wine. 4d6 - Inebriation +3d6/portion [03:12] <Selis> !mrooms3 [03:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 834 - Front door: 523 - Right door: 12 - Roomstyle: 164 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [03:12] * Selis heads right. [03:14] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a short volley of stairs. You find yourself in an armory. There is a weapon in the gun locker on your left. You also spot a group of armed prisoners, each armed with various melee weapons... and they want the weapon in the locker as well.* [03:14] <~Hebizuka> *There are three prisoners.* [03:14] <~SU_Tempest> Pri1: Shit! [03:15] * Selis fires the m79 at the group. [03:15] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [03:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 6 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [03:15] <~Hebizuka> Far-hit! [03:15] <~Hebizuka> *The blast sends everyone on the floor. All of them receive wounds to the chest.* [03:16] <~Hebizuka> *Prisoners' turn...* [03:16] <~SU_Tempest> Pri2: Oh, fuck, I'm outta here... [03:16] <~SU_Tempest> Pri3: Coward! You promised to stay! [03:16] <~SU_Tempest> Pri1: oh fuck, oh fuck, my chest is bleeding [03:17] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 100 Temerity [03:17] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 80 84 14 ] [ Total Score: 178 ] [03:17] <~Hebizuka> *Prisoners 1 and 3 will fight on, but the second one is quaking in fear on the ground and doesn't want to fight.* [03:18] <~Hebizuka> *Prisoner 3 rushes towards you with a bokken.* [03:18] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [03:18] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [03:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [03:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [03:18] <~Hebizuka> *Swish.* [03:18] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [03:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 100 Bleeding [03:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 47 65 27 ] [ Total Score: 139 ] [03:18] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [03:18] * Selis drill arms prisoner three twice. [03:18] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [03:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 6 1 ] [ Total Score: 19 ] [03:19] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 12, 7. You impale the prisoner on your first hit, pulverizing their heart!* [03:20] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Prisoner [B] [03:20] <~Hebizuka> *Prisoners' turn...* [03:20] <~SU_Tempest> Pri2: I-I'm scared... [03:21] <~SU_Tempest> Pri1: F... fuck, I'm outta here... [03:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Fleeing [03:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [03:21] <~Hebizuka> *The prisoner stumbles on the ground, hurting themselves, in an attempt to flee.* [03:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 100 Bleeding [03:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 60 68 59 ] [ Total Score: 187 ] [03:22] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2. It's now your turn.* [03:22] * Selis stabs the first prisoner the same way as the third. [03:22] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [03:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [03:22] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 9, 3. Though you miss the second stab and give the floor a drilling, it was more than enough to kill.* [03:23] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Prisoner [03:23] <~Hebizuka> *Prisoners' turn...* [03:23] <~Hebizuka> *The second prisoner attempts a desperation attack. They throw their weapon, a shard of metal, at you.* [03:23] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [03:23] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left leg [03:23] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [03:23] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [03:24] <~Hebizuka> *Tink!* [03:24] <~Hebizuka> *Your HEV Suit lets you survive that without a scratch.* [03:24] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Bleeding [03:24] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 23 ] [ Total Score: 23 ] [03:25] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3. It's now your turn.* [03:25] * Selis shoots the final prisoner with the aya12 once [03:25] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [03:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [03:25] <~SU_Tempest> Pri2: ...Spare me! No! [03:25] <~SU_Tempest> Pri2: Aarrghh-- [03:25] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Prisoner [03:26] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (4 turns)* [03:26] * Selis checks the weapon in the locker [03:26] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Dornaus & Dixon Bren Ten pistol | 10mm Auto - Semi-auto | No accessory | Bren Ten 11-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 - [10+1/11] [03:28] <Selis> !mrooms3 [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3263 - Front door: 185 - Right door: 1795 - Roomstyle: 399 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [03:28] * Selis heads left. [03:29] <~Hebizuka> *You head into a factory line, which used to produce ammunition - it's mostly conveyor belts here, though, and there isn't much that can be used here. You found something that resembles food on the floor...* [03:30] * Selis checks the food [03:30] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Poisonous - Green potato chips [03:31] <Selis> !mrooms3 [03:31] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 1583 - Front door: 2018 - Right door: 5325 - Roomstyle: 290 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [03:31] * Selis heads right [03:33] <~Hebizuka> *A storage area. There is a large box in one of the containers, it seems to contain something interesting! There is also a weapon on the floor, and only one door ahead (!mrooms1).* [03:33] * Selis checks the large box [03:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Walther WA2000 sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - Semi-auto | M. Brake(I), T. Scope(S), Bipod(S) | WA2000 6-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [Ammo: 5+1/6] [03:35] * Selis checks the weapon on the floor. [03:36] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Chainsaw - Sharp Weight: Unsparable [03:36] <Selis> !mrooms1 [03:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 3040 - Roomstyle: 269 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [03:36] * Selis goes through [03:38] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a hiring bureau. The cages on the left are occupied with various people and creatures, and the hirer is, as usual, on the right. [03:39] <Selis> !mrooms3 [03:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 2043 - Front door: 330 - Right door: 1115 - Roomstyle: 165 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [03:39] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 168th.* [03:39] * Selis doesnt need slaves, heads right. [03:40] <~Hebizuka> *A radio room, but the radio was destroyed long ago. You find food on the floor.* [03:41] * Selis checks the food. [03:41] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Strawberry. 1d3 [03:41] * Selis noms it [03:41] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [03:41] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [03:41] <~Hebizuka> *Tasteless.* [03:41] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger 21% [-1] [03:42] <Selis> !mrooms3 [03:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3569 - Front door: 1962 - Right door: 109 - Roomstyle: 337 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [03:42] * Selis goes right again. [03:44] <~Hebizuka> *A mess hall. There's absolutely nobody around... You do spot a blueprint though.* [03:44] * Selis looks at the blueprint [03:44] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, ChlB, M18 smoke grenade + Bottle of vinegar + Chlorine tablet" [03:45] * Selis takes the blueprint. [03:45] <~Hebizuka> 28/35 [03:46] <Selis> !mrooms3 [03:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 6047 - Front door: 3393 - Right door: 4711 - Roomstyle: 189 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [03:46] * Selis goes left. [03:48] <~Hebizuka> *A medieval room! Rocky walls, old wooden doors, a bookshelf with old dusty grimoires... True medieval ambiance. You spot a big purse on the ground!* [03:48] * Selis takes the big purse [03:49] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 1d226+24 [03:49] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 250:226+24 [03:49] <~SU_Tempest> *You find 250 P$ in that big purse! That's the maximum amount!* [03:50] * Selis stores that in the backpack. [03:50] <~Hebizuka> Money carried: 2950 P$ [03:50] <~Hebizuka> 30.5/35 [03:50] <Selis> !mrooms3 [03:50] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3239 - Front door: 4933 - Right door: 2434 - Roomstyle: 221 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [03:50] * Selis trots on through the front [03:53] <~Hebizuka> *A corridor! There are five doors here (!mrooms5). You spot an object on the floor...* [03:54] * Selis checks the object. [03:54] <~Hebizuka> [Broken gun] A rifle barrel, which looks a bit old and worn-out. Value: 5 Metal [03:56] <Selis> !mrooms5 [03:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Door A: 3723 - Door B: 157 - Door C: 2100 - Door D: 412 - Door E: 981 - Roomstyle: 2 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [03:56] * Selis goes through door C [03:58] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into toilets. There is a maid sweeping the floor here, peacefully. You notice a blueprint rolled up in the corner.* [03:58] * Selis shoots the maid with 2 shots from the Aya12 [03:58] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [03:58] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [03:59] <~Hebizuka> *The maid hasn't much had the time to react, when two 12 gauge incendiary slugs come strike her in the chest and set her on fire.* [03:59] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Ayaya-12] Maid [03:59] <~Hebizuka> *You've committed another murder, but there were no witnesses, once again.* [04:00] * Selis checks the blueprint [04:00] <~Hebizuka> *The maid's body has collapsed on the ground, burning hopelessly.* [04:00] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, TT-33, 30 Metal, 0 Wood, 0 Plastic" [04:01] <Selis> !mrooms3 [04:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3811 - Front door: 1284 - Right door: 968 - Roomstyle: 46 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [04:02] * Selis goes left. [04:08] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a big fight ongoing there: A tengu and a konoha-tengu, both with assault rifles, are facing 2 DF Soldiers - one with a machine gun, and the other with a large sniper rifle. The fight looks lopsided, simply due to the SIZE of the Soldiers' weapons...* [04:09] * Selis stabs one of the df soldiers twice in the chest with the drill arm. [04:09] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [04:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [04:09] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [04:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [04:10] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 6, 7. You manage to double-stab the machine gun Soldier, surprising everybody and easily killing your target.* [04:10] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] DF Soldier [04:11] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 First turn (1: Soldier 2: Youkai) [04:11] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [04:11] <~Hebizuka> *Youkai's turn...* [04:11] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: All right! [04:12] <~Hebizuka> *The tengu points their assault rifle, and just UNLOADS on the remaining soldier, flipping the selector to 'AUTO' and firing no less than 12 rounds.* [04:12] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [04:12] <EliasBot> [EXTREMITY] Right foot [04:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [04:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [04:13] <~Hebizuka> *Mode: Full-auto | Recoil: 3 | Shots 1-4: 7. Shots 5-8: 6 (Torso). Shots 9-12: Miss* [04:14] <~Hebizuka> *A total of eight rounds hit the target - four in the right foot, four in the chest.* [04:15] <~Hebizuka> *The result is a bloody mess.* [04:15] <~Hebizuka> Tengu [M4A1] DF Soldier #2 [04:15] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [04:16] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [04:16] <~SU_Tempest> KTengu: Great job, big bro! [04:16] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Yeah, well, we have to thank the lady in the orange armor. [04:16] * Selis stabs the Ktengu twice in the chest with the drill arm. [04:16] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [04:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [04:17] <~Hebizuka> *Unfortunately, you miss your first attempt, fumbling the entire combo.* [04:17] <~Hebizuka> *Youkai's turn...* [04:17] <~SU_Tempest> KTengu: Woah, woah! Stop! We're not the enemy! [04:18] <~SU_Tempest> KTengu: Don't attack us, please! [04:18] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: I don't like this... [04:18] <~Hebizuka> *The konoha-tengu attempts a martial arts technique to back you off: One-two combo.* [04:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 6 [04:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 4 5 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [04:18] <~Hebizuka> *But he fails to even hit you once, fumbling his own combo in the process.* [04:18] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [04:19] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [04:19] * Selis stabs the Ktengu again, twice/ [04:19] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [04:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [04:21] <~Hebizuka> *You hit on the first try, but miss the second. Regardless, it's pretty effective, as you managed to effortlessly impale the konoha-tengu.* [04:21] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Konoha-tengu [04:22] <~Hebizuka> *Youkai's turn...* [04:22] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Fucking psycho! [04:22] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu is still on FUN switch, and unloads at you! He fires off another 9 rounds at you.* [04:22] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [04:22] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left shoulder [04:22] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [04:22] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [04:24] <~Hebizuka> *The tengu manages to control his recoil successfully, and he fires a streak of 9 rounds all in your left shoulder, which is enough to send you two steps backwards.* [04:25] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain: -3% [+22] [04:26] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: The fuck... [04:27] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3.* [04:27] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [04:28] * Selis stabs the Tengu twice with the drill arm. [04:28] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [04:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 14 ] [04:29] <~Hebizuka> *Scores: 2, 12. For the sake of joining a critical failure and a critical success together, something amusing will happen. [04:30] <~Hebizuka> *You fail your attempt at stabbing the tengu spectacularly and crash yourself on the floor, but the drill arm is still spinning - it grinds on the floor, and actually DRAGS YOU FORWARDS.. and it goes to stab itself in the tengu's foot.* [04:30] <~Hebizuka> *The tengu yowls in pain louder than a banshee.* [04:31] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: GYAAAAAAAAAA [04:31] <~Hebizuka> *Youkai's turn.* [04:32] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Temerity [04:32] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 77 ] [ Total Score: 77 ] [04:32] <~Hebizuka> *The tengu is still determined to fight, but their foot is fucked up.* [04:32] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: OH GOD OH GOD I HAVE A HOLE IN MY FOOT OH GODS HELP ME [04:33] <~SU_Tempest> *Reflexively, the tengu attempts thwacking you with their rifle.* [04:33] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [04:33] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [04:33] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [04:33] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [04:33] <~Hebizuka> *BANG. The rifle stock crashes on the floor instead, very hard - it's a wonder it didn't shatter.* [04:34] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4.* [04:34] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [04:34] * Selis just shoots the tengu in the chest with the aya12 [04:34] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [04:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [04:35] <~Hebizuka> *The incendiary slug strike the tengu's chest very hard, who has now caught on fire.* [04:35] <~Hebizuka> *The tengu is STILL ALIVE, clinging to life like a parasite, but with fire burning away slowly, it's probably not going to last very long, and panic begins invading the bird youkai's mind...* [04:36] <~Hebizuka> *Again the tengu tries attacking you, desperately firing in full-auto again - another seven shots.* [04:36] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [04:36] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left leg [04:37] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [04:37] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [04:37] <~Hebizuka> *Mode: Full-auto | Recoil: 3 | Shots 1-4: Hit - Shots 5-7: Miss.* [04:37] <~Hebizuka> *Only four of the bullets intended for you strike you, and only in your leg.* [04:38] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain: 1% [+10] [04:38] <~Hebizuka> *Fire started to spread on the tengu's body... who's now starting to continuously scream in pain.* [04:38] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 5.* [04:39] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [04:39] * Selis just shoots him with the jericho once. [04:39] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [04:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [04:39] <~Hebizuka> *The tengu passes out from your final shot, and the fire takes care of the rest.* [04:40] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Jericho] Tengu [04:40] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (6 turns)* [04:40] <Selis> !mrooms3 [04:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3204 - Front door: 2644 - Right door: 2584 - Roomstyle: 385 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [04:40] * Selis dusts herself off and heads right [04:55] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into an office, where four citizens are working at the desk ; busy with programming work, or so it appears. One of them carries a sawn-off rifle, another a sniper rifle, the third has an assault rifle, and the fourth has gauntlets. All of them have their own handbag, presumably full of stuff.* [04:56] <~Hebizuka> *Additionally, there is only one door ahead (!mrooms1).* [04:56] * Selis reloads the m79. [04:57] <~Hebizuka> *You remove the spent grenade shell, and shove in a new one - an M386 high-explosive.* [04:57] <~Hebizuka> *The citizens don't care much, they're busy typing away.* [04:57] <~SU_Tempest> Citz4: Dammit. Um, did we get the assets yet? [04:57] <~SU_Tempest> Citz3: They're on the server since this morning. [04:57] <~SU_Tempest> Citz4: Shit, I don't see 'em. [04:57] * Selis fires the M79 at the group of citzens. [04:57] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [04:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [05:00] <~Hebizuka> *Far-hit! The grenade flies and explodes just above the four desks, trashing all of the computers at once and sending the four citizens flying off their chairs. They've all suffered damage in the blast, but none of them died... yet.* [05:00] <~Hebizuka> *Citizens' turn...* [05:00] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 100 [05:00] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 4 33 16 90 ] [ Total Score: 143 ] [05:02] <~Hebizuka> *The first citizen purely and simply passed out. The second and the third are quaking in absolute fear, trying to crawl away from you. But the fourth is almost comical levels of angry.* [05:02] <~SU_Tempest> Citz4: MY CODE! MY FUCKING CODE! [05:02] <~SU_Tempest> Citz4: I SPENT HOURS WORKING ON THIS SHIT AND YOU JUST ... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! [05:02] <~Hebizuka> *Amusingly, it's the one that doesn't have a firearm.* [05:03] <~Hebizuka> *Citizens' turn...* [05:03] <~SU_Tempest> Citz3: What the FUCK are you doing, man?! She's a psycho! She's gonna kill us! [05:03] <~SU_Tempest> Citz4: GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING GUN [05:06] <~Hebizuka> *Citizen 4 passes his gun to Citizen 3.* [05:06] <~Hebizuka> *Citizen 3 points the assault rifle at Selis and angrily dumps six shots.* [05:06] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [05:06] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left leg [05:06] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:06] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [05:07] <~Hebizuka> *The report is deafeningly loud, and the muzzle flash is so huge it's almost blinding.* [05:08] <~Hebizuka> *Mode: Full-auto | Recoil: 3-1 (2) | Foregrip - Shots 1-6: Hit* [05:09] <~Hebizuka> *The citizen doesn't even take the time to aim, it's essentially hip-fire, and all six shots hit you in the leg. Evidently, it's not causing a lot of significant damage.* [05:09] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain 9% [+14] [05:10] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn.* [05:10] * Selis reloads the M79 [05:10] <~Hebizuka> *Warning: Reloading the M79 will take a full turn. Do it?* [05:11] <Selis> Yes* [05:11] <~Hebizuka> *Again, you coldly remove the spent shell, completely ignoring the citizen firing at you, and you slowly slide in a new, fresh HE grenade.* [05:11] <~Hebizuka> *And you spent the whole turn doing so.* [05:13] <~Hebizuka> *Citizens' turn...* [05:13] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: FOR BYAKKO'S SAKE STOP SHOOTING THIS FUCKING THING [05:13] <~SU_Tempest> Citz4: I WILL KILL THAT BITCH! [05:13] <~SU_Tempest> Citz3: *Whimpering, yelling for help.* [05:13] <~SU_Tempest> *Citizen 1 is still passed out.* [05:13] <Selis> "Better have tried to kill me" [05:14] <~Hebizuka> *Citizen 4 continues firing with Citizen 3's gun... still in full-auto, firing another 7-round burst at you.* [05:14] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [05:14] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right leg [05:14] <~Hebizuka> *And still hip-firing like a blind idiot.* [05:14] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:14] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [05:15] <~Hebizuka> *Mode: Full-auto | Recoil: 3-1 (2) | Foregrip. Shots 1-7: Hit [05:15] <~Hebizuka> *Again, he pelts and peppers your leg with shots, the bullets hopelessly striking and pulverizing themselves on your HEV Suit to little avail.* [05:16] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain 23% [+17] [05:16] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [05:16] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [05:17] * Selis fires the M79 at Citizen 4. [05:17] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [05:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 2 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [05:18] <~Hebizuka> *Score +1 due to increased accuracy.* [05:18] <~Hebizuka> *Far hit! Another grenade blast comes shake the entire room.* [05:18] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [05:18] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left elbow [05:19] <~Hebizuka> *That grenade gave a wound to the angry citizen's left arm. Splash damage makes short work of everyone - the concussion blast is sufficient to kill everybody at once.* [05:19] <~Hebizuka> Selis [M79] Maze Citizen [05:19] <~Hebizuka> Selis [M79] Maze Citizen [05:19] <~Hebizuka> Selis [M79] Maze Citizen [05:19] <~Hebizuka> Selis [M79] Maze Citizen [05:19] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (3 turns)* [05:20] <~Hebizuka> *The Citizens dropped a lot of items.* [05:23] <~Hebizuka> *You have committed 4acts of murder.* [05:24] <~Hebizuka> *And since you have eliminated all the witnesses, these will go unreported, once again.* [05:24] * Selis checks their items [05:24] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing/Armor >Weapons >Inventories (Handbag, Handbag, Handbag, Handbag) [05:26] <Selis> Weapons* [05:26] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - IZHMASH Mosin-Nagant "Obrez" sawed-off rifle - 7.62x54mm R - Bolt-action | No accessory | Internal magazine, 5 rounds, no +1 | Weight: 9 - [5/5] [05:26] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Dragunov SVD sniper rifle - 7.62x54mm R - Semi-auto | M.Brake, PSO-1 scope(S) | SVD 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [9+1/10] [05:26] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K G36C assault rifle - 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | M. Brake, Foregrip(S) | G36 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [16+1/30] [05:26] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Handgear: Medieval gauntlets. Protects the wearer's hands with a Kevlar-3 AC. Weight: 3 [05:28] <Selis> *Inventories* [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 4x Handbag - Capacity 20 units - No special pouches - Value 200 P$ [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 7.62x54mm R, 5 rounds [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - 2x Bag of potato chips. 1d35 [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Placebo - Does nothing. [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Purse - Value 15-150 P$ (1d136 +14) [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Dragunov SVD 10-round magazine. Weight: 1.5 [10/10] [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - 2x Strawberry. 1d3 [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Sperm serum - Potency+100%/Impregnation+50% [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Purse - Value 15-150 P$ (1d136 +14) [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K G36 30-round magazine. Weight: 1.3 - [30/30] [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K G36 30-round magazine. Weight: 1.3 - [30/30] [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of lemonade. 3d10 - Strength+10%, Alertness increase for 3 turns per portion [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Purse - Value 15-150 P$ (1d136 +14) [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of absinthe. 4d7 - Inebriation +14d6 per portion [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Purse - Value 15-150 P$ (1d136 +14) [05:31] * Selis eats all the food. [05:32] <~Hebizuka> *You are about to eat: 2x bags of potato chips, 2x strawberries.* [05:32] <~Hebizuka> *Confirm? [05:33] <Selis> *Yes* [05:33] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 35 [05:33] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 35 ] [ Rolls: 16 9 ] [ Total Score: 25 ] [05:33] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 3 [05:33] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [05:33] <~Hebizuka> *The potato chips were positively crappy. One of the strawberries was rotten, but the other was delicious.* [05:33] <~SU_Tempest> Hunger: 6% [-29] [05:34] <Selis> !mrooms1 [05:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 932 - Roomstyle: 230 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [05:34] * Selis goes through the one door [05:35] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a hiring bureau - this one far less populated than the last one.* [05:35] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Ah, it's little miss badass! [05:35] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Welcome again! [05:35] <Selis> "Good to be back" [05:36] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: It's good to see you back indeed. I still got the two other jobs for you. Want me to remind you what they're about? [05:36] <Selis> "Just send me on the first one" [05:37] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: All right, just a little briefing about it then. [05:39] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: This is a tengu, self-made entrepreneur going by the name of L.V. Ticka. He's trying to make a name for himself - he's bought the services of engies, butlers, maids, yousei and whatnot to build up a huge library. You know the deal of libraries, right? Well he wants to build the largest one ever seen in the Mazes. [05:39] <Selis> "And i guess some people dont like the idea of higher education" [05:40] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: And apparently he needs a librarian, but this is not what you're being hired for. He said he'll give you more details if you accept the mission - and it involves armed security and strongarming. [05:40] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: And a lot of money. [05:40] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: You interested? [05:41] <Selis> "Course i am" [05:41] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Very well, step on the teleporter then! [05:41] * Selis steps in. [05:42] <~Hebizuka> *A split-second later, you find yourself in, indeed, a huge library. You spot a large, lavish librarian's desk, with a tengu behind it. There is a fancy, widescreen monitor protruding on this desk.* [05:43] <Selis> "You're Ticka i presume?" [05:43] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: Indeed I am. Welcome to Scarlet Voile, the Mazes' (future) biggest and most beautiful library. [05:44] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: Well. No library is functional without a proper librarian, and I have, um. Personal issues and other things to take care of, so this can't be my job. Rest assured though, this is not what I am hiring you for. [05:44] <Selis> "You want me to collect a librarian?" [05:45] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: Actually, I do have people in mind. Three of my... ahem. Former associates, live not far from here, and they did hear about my little project. But for some reason, they've holed themselves up behind armed security, and these people scared away the maids I sent to visit them. [05:46] <Selis> "Sounds like they dont want to come" [05:46] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: I figured that if someone with a little more muscle and more... bullets, so to speak, would come knocking and wasn't afraid of those paltry safety measures, they'd be convinced to work for me once again. And this is when you come in. I want you to rip the skulls out of whoever they chose as their unfortunate guards, and "convince" them to come here. Oh, please. Don't shoot them. [05:46] <Selis> "I can rip skulls out just fine, point me in the right direction" [05:47] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: This door over there will lead you to their hideouts. Walk a few rooms and shoot anyone that looks suspicious. They've, amusingly, gathered in the same sector, haha. [05:48] <~SU_Tempest> *You will use !mrooms1 for the whole mission.* [05:48] <Selis> "See you soon then" [05:48] <Selis> !mrooms1 [05:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 4885 - Roomstyle: 197 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [05:48] * Selis heads through. [05:51] <~Hebizuka> *This is an unnaturally clean and orderly mess hall. There is absolutely nobody around though, but there is some clothing on the floor.* [05:51] * Selis checks it. [05:52] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Leather shoes - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Classy - Weight: 9 [05:52] <Selis> !mrooms1 [05:52] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 13 - Roomstyle: 174 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [05:52] * Selis continues [05:57] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a regular, featureless room. The door ahead is guarded by a pair of gangsters, with actual, Thompson submachine guns and 1911s, in pure classic style!* [05:57] <~SU_Tempest> Gang1: Hey, this is a restricted area, get out of here! [05:57] <Selis> "Ooh restricted, sound fun" [05:59] <~SU_Tempest> Gang2: We said, get out! [05:59] <~SU_Tempest> Gang2: We'll make you if you don't! [05:59] <Selis> "Oh really?" [05:59] <~Hebizuka> *They raise their Thompsons, showing they mean business.* [05:59] * Selis stabs the 1st gangster twice with the drill arm. [06:00] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [06:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 14 ] [06:01] <~Hebizuka> *Scores: 5, 9. You successfully double stab the first gangster; but your drill bit seems to be stopped by something - through the trench coat of your opponent, lies a vest that seems to block the drill!* [06:01] <~Hebizuka> *Unfortunately this means your opponent suffers no damage despite your successful hits.* [06:02] <~SU_Tempest> Gang1: You'll regret that! [06:02] <~Hebizuka> *Gangsters' turn...* [06:04] <~Hebizuka> *Both gangsters line up their Thompsons at you, and they each fire a five round burst in full-auto.* [06:04] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim Gang1 [06:04] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [06:04] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim Gang2 [06:04] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left arm [06:04] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Gangster #1 [06:04] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [06:05] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Gangster #2 [06:05] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [06:05] <~Hebizuka> *NEITHER of them hit you despite the hail of .45 rounds.* [06:05] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn.* [06:06] * Selis reaims the drill arm and stabs it at the 1st gansters head instead, stabbing twice. [06:06] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [06:06] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 6 6 1 ] [ Total Score: 17 ] [06:07] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 10, 7. You successfully poke holes in the gangster's skull.* [06:07] <~Hebizuka> *The result is ludicrously bloody...* [06:07] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Gangster /H\ [B] [06:08] <~Hebizuka> *Gangsters' turn...* [06:08] <~SU_Tempest> Gang2: Fucking... [06:08] <~Hebizuka> *He fires another 5-round burst at you, hoping to hit you...* [06:08] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [06:08] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left arm [06:08] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [06:08] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [06:09] <~Hebizuka> *This time he does hit you, but it doesn't really cause a lot of damage...* [06:09] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain 11% [+6] [06:09] <Selis> "I'd suggest something with a bit more kick" [06:10] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2. It's now your turn.* [06:10] * Selis repeats the two stabs to the second gansters head. [06:10] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [06:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 13 ] [06:10] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 7, 6. You're successful once again in the double skull tap.* [06:10] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Gangster /H\ [B] [06:10] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (3 turns)* [06:11] <~Hebizuka> *Two cronies down.* [06:12] <Selis> !mrooms1 [06:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 4380 - Roomstyle: 349 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [06:12] * Selis steps over the corpses and continues on [06:14] <~Hebizuka> *A grassy room. You notice more clothes on the ground.* [06:15] * Selis looks at the clothes. [06:15] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Heavy pants with belt (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 [06:15] <Selis> !mrooms1 [06:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 4350 - Roomstyle: 84 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [06:15] * Selis keeps going. [06:18] <~Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. This one is guarded by a pair of citizens. One of them carries an assault rifle, and the other, a precision rifle.* [06:19] * Selis shoots the civilian carrying the precision rifle in the head twice with the jericho. [06:19] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [06:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [06:20] <~Hebizuka> *Both of your shots hit the citizen, though they were carrying a helmet - they get out of this alive with a bad concussion.* [06:20] <~SU_Tempest> Citz1: Oh, shit! How'd she get through! [06:21] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: Oh god my head... [06:21] <~Hebizuka> *Citizen's turn...* [06:21] <~Hebizuka> *The one carrying an assault rifle lifts their weapon and points it at you, firing a short 4-round burst.* [06:21] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [06:21] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [06:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [06:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 6 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [06:22] <~Hebizuka> *Mode: Full-auto | Recoil: 3. Shots 1-4: Hit.* [06:22] <~Hebizuka> *You're struck four times in the chest. Fortunately though, it doesn't hurt you -too- bad.* [06:23] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain: 23% [+24] [06:23] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn. [06:23] * Selis grumbles and stabs his chest twice with the drill arm. [06:23] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [06:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 1 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [06:24] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 2, 7. Your critical failure fumbles the rest of the combo, and has you slip and bang your face on the ground.* [06:24] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain: 32% [+12] [06:24] <~Hebizuka> *Citizens' turn...* [06:25] <~Hebizuka> *The assault rifle citizen fires another four shots at you...* [06:25] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [06:25] <EliasBot> [HEAD] Head [06:25] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [06:25] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [06:27] <~Hebizuka> *OUCH. That DID lead to bleeding and severe concussion. Your helmet has a lot of trouble holding up to that...* [06:27] <~Hebizuka> *Thankfully enough, you survive.* [06:28] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain 85% [+53] - Headgear: 3.96/4 [-0.04 dmg] [06:28] <~Hebizuka> *You're agonizing, which lowers your strength...* [06:29] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2. It's now your turn.* [06:29] <~SU_Tempest> Citz1: Just give up! We'll have your ass if you try anything! [06:29] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: My head... it hurts... [06:30] * Selis groans and tries stabbing the secodn citizen again twice in the chest. [06:30] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [06:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 1 6 ] [ Total Score: 17 ] [06:31] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 10, 7. You effortlessly kill the sniper citizen, drilling him twice.* [06:31] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Maze Citizen [06:32] <~Hebizuka> *Citizens' turn...* [06:32] <~Hebizuka> *The citizen flips to semi, and fires a single shot at you, thinking that he's got the edge he needs.* [06:32] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [06:32] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right arm [06:32] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [06:32] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [06:33] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain: 84% [+2] [06:33] <~Hebizuka> *Foolish assumption.* [06:33] <~Hebizuka> *Cue an 'oh crap' face.* [06:33] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3. It's now your turn.* [06:34] * Selis turns her attention the the first citizen, stabbing him twice in the crotch with the drill arm. [06:34] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [06:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 2 5 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [06:34] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 8, 7. You redefined and dismantle the Citizen's sexual organs forever with your own brand of surgery.* [06:35] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Maze Citizen (T) [B] [06:36] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (4 turns)* [06:36] * Selis rubs head and attempts to sleep the pain away. [06:36] <Selis> !mdice 1 2 [06:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [06:37] <~Hebizuka> *Success. You manage to take a quick nap. 10 turns pass, and you don't even receive police visit! Thanks to your bionic augmentations, you also heal faster.* [06:38] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Pain: 48% [-30]. Hunger: 28% [+10] [06:38] * Selis checks the citizens invetories. [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 2x RM22SF LBE - Capacity 35 units - Ammo pouch (10 units) - Value 400 P$ [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - SIG Sauer Pro SP2022 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi-auto | No accessory | SP2022 15-round mag | Weight: 3 - [14+1/15] [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Ruger Super Redhawk Alaskan revolver | .454 Casull - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 3 - [6/6] [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: STANAG 30-round magazine. Weight: 1.3 - [30/30] [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: STANAG 30-round magazine. Weight: 1.3 - [30/30] [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: SIG Pro SP2022 15-round magazine. Weight: 0.64 - [15/15] [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: SIG Pro SP2022 15-round magazine. Weight: 0.64 - [15/15] [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Mauser SR-93 6-round magazine. Weight: 1.3 - [6/6] [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Mauser SR-93 6-round magazine. Weight: 1.3 - [6/6] [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Ruger Super Redhawk 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.62 - [6/6] [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Ruger Super Redhawk 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.62 - [6/6] [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - 2x Can of energy drink. 1d50 - Strength+10%, Alertness increase for 15 turns [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - 2x Caramel candy. 1d7 - Strength+10% for 3 turns [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - 2x LSD - Hunger-3d6, FT+2, Strength-20%, Hallucinations, for 3d6 turns [06:41] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - 2x Ecstasy - Pain sensitivity-10%, FT+1, Hallucinations, Strength-10%, for 3d6 turns [06:43] * Selis eats the candy, drinks the drinks and then pops one of the lsd's. [06:43] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 50 [06:43] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 50 ] [ Rolls: 33 44 ] [ Total Score: 77 ] [06:43] <~SU_Tempest> *The energy drinks fill you up so much you have a bad case of stomach ache.* [06:44] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 7 [06:44] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 7 ] [ Rolls: 7 1 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [06:44] <~SU_Tempest> *The caramel doesn't help.* [06:44] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger -57% [-85] [06:44] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Strength +20% - Two sources of extra strength. [06:45] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Increased alertness. [06:46] <~SU_Tempest> *You then consume a tablet of LSD...* [06:46] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 Hunger [06:46] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 6 2 ] [ Total Score: 13 ] [06:46] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 Duration [06:46] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [06:46] <~SU_Tempest> *You feel oversatiated.* [06:46] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger -70% [-13] [06:48] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Substance effects: Reduced accuracy (FT+2, now at 6), Reduced strength (now at 120%), hallucinogen substance. [06:48] <~Hebizuka> *Wow. Everything feels colorful.* [06:48] <~Hebizuka> *You're immensely tripping.* [06:48] <Selis> !mrooms1 [06:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 1240 - Roomstyle: 321 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [06:48] * Selis stumbles through the door [06:50] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a pretty funky room, with AMAZING fractals on the walls - they're green and pink! You notice a box of mysteries, which stands out because it appears exceptionally round for a square object.* [06:50] * Selis opens the round square box. [06:51] <~Hebizuka> *You find surprisingly wearable oddities!* [06:51] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Parka (Upper body, Arms) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 [06:51] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Shirt with tie (Upper body, Arms) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [06:51] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Pink slippers - AC Light - No resistance - Weight: 3 [06:52] <Selis> !mrooms1 [06:52] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 3202 - Roomstyle: 298 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [06:52] <~Hebizuka> *The pink slippers appear as amusingly shapely apricots instead of being pink.* [06:52] * Selis heads onwards after observing the strange items [06:54] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a very funky bedroom. There are two people here... Wow, it's Hannah Montana with a lot of strangely shaped objects you suspect are guns! And the other one appear to be a woman with Fluttershy's head! How did they get here?* [06:55] <~SU_Tempest> Fluttershy?: Oh god! Shoot her! It's the one that breached in here! [06:55] <~SU_Tempest> Hannah?: (With a surprisingly male voice) Yes, ma'am. [06:58] <Selis> "Seems normal..." [06:59] * Selis sluggishly uses the scope on the aya12 to shoot the fluttershy in the chest once. [06:59] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [06:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [06:59] <~Hebizuka> *You barely miss, the incendiary slug instead hits furniture very close from the strange pony-headed human, which seems to explode in multicolored fractal flames. PURPLE ones.* [07:00] <~Hebizuka> *Looks like you didn't even look down the scope.* [07:01] <~Hebizuka> *Hannah's turn... ?* [07:01] <~Hebizuka> *Wow! Hannah has a laser rifle! Straight out of Star Wars!* [07:02] <~Hebizuka> *They aim at you and fire three rounds.* [07:02] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [07:02] <EliasBot> [HEAD] Face [07:02] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [07:02] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [07:02] <~Hebizuka> *You feel the wind blow on your face! Was that laser beams that just missed you?* [07:03] <~Hebizuka> *You have a normal feeling.* [07:03] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [07:03] * Selis stabs hannah in the chest with the drill twice. [07:03] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [07:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 1 4 5 ] [ Total Score: 16 ] [07:04] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 7, 9. You have trouble concentrating, but it seems you still manage to hit Hannah Montana. She sings like a bitch anyway. ...Wait, it's not a drill arm! It's a huge spinning coffee cup!* [07:05] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Coffee cup drill] Hannah Montana [07:05] <~Hebizuka> > What really happened: Selis [Drill Arm] Assault mercenary [07:06] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns).* [07:06] <Selis> "Floating horse thing...your former partner wants you to work for him" [07:06] <~Hebizuka> *You have murdered a pop culture icon! It's good to be a hipster.* [07:06] <~SU_Tempest> Fluttershy?: What? My former partner? You... Really? That's what you came through for? [07:07] <~SU_Tempest> Fluttershy?: God dammit... No, I don't want to go there! He's a terrible boss... [07:07] <~SU_Tempest> Fluttershy?: Give me one good reason! [07:07] <Selis> "You go or i turn your organs into a smoothie" [07:08] <~SU_Tempest> Fluttershy?: ...oh goodness. Okay. I'll go. I'm uh.. Just, tell me your name, please? [07:08] <Selis> "Selis" [07:08] <~SU_Tempest> Fluttershy?: Okay, okay... Call me Miss Ruroni. I'll be meeting Ticka at that stupid library if that's what he wants... [07:09] <Selis> "Good" [07:09] <~Hebizuka> *One down, two to go. Though there is a normal smell of equine awesome in the air.* [07:09] <~Hebizuka> *There's also one door ahead, if you're into doors.* [07:09] <Selis> !mrooms1 [07:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 3881 - Roomstyle: 62 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [07:09] * Selis heads onward. [07:11] <~Hebizuka> *Another extremely stylish bedroom, though this time there's a distinct aquatic feeling. You swear you saw fish float in the air! Or are you in the water? Who even cares anymore. * [07:11] <~Hebizuka> *Unfortunately there is nobody to share your amazing aquatic experiences with.* [07:13] <Selis> !mrooms1 [07:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 2274 - Roomstyle: 67 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [07:13] * Selis swims through the door. [07:14] <~Hebizuka> *Another normally normal room. This one is guarded by two mighty quadrupeds: Sonic the Hedgehog and Lestat the Vampire!* [07:16] * Selis stabs at the blue hedgehog twice with the drill arm [07:16] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [07:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 6 2 ] [ Total Score: 17 ] [07:18] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 9, 8. You are attacking the Blue Blur with your spinning drill made out of casino chips. Looks like Casinopolis Mafia finally got back to you, needlemouse! The Sonic Cycle is about cycling a drill in your STOMACH.* [07:18] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Casino drill] Sonic the Hedgehog [07:18] <~Hebizuka> * What really happened: Selis [Drill Arm] Komainu [07:19] <~Hebizuka> *Ridiculously sexual vampire's turn...* [07:19] <~Hebizuka> *Lestat, who is apparently a mighty quadruped, roars like a tiger.* [07:20] <~Hebizuka> *It skitters towards you while making disco dance moves, and attempts to bitchslap you with a teacup.* [07:21] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [07:21] <EliasBot> [HEAD] Head [07:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [07:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [07:21] <~Hebizuka> *KLONK. You feel the teacup shatter on your helmet - which you are absolutely certain it's made out of marhsmallow.* [07:21] <~Hebizuka> *You don't feel pain at all, at the very least.* [07:22] <~Hebizuka> *The voice of Gambit, from X-Men, tells you to keep fighting and teach children how to cook rice bacon!* [07:22] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [07:22] * Selis tries stabbing the sexy vampire lad with the casino chip arm. [07:22] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [07:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 17 ] [07:23] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 8, 9. Unfortunately for Ann Rice, Lestat has to die earlier than planned. Too bad, we won't get to have a fancy description of a vampire's erection. At least he dies. TAKE THAT, STEPHANIE!* [07:23] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Casino drill] Lestat the Vampire [07:24] <~Hebizuka> *End of the brawlin'! (2 turns)* [07:24] <Selis> !mrooms1 [07:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 5741 - Roomstyle: 260 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [07:24] * Selis continues onward [07:25] <~Hebizuka> *You enter the realm of a porcelain god! The walls seem to have motifs of blue rolls of toilet paper. They look unnaturally cute, to you. There's also some sort of groovy object on the floor.* [07:26] * Selis examines the object. [07:27] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Dubstep cannon | .454 Boolet - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 5 rounds | Weight: Too damn heavy [07:28] <Selis> !mrooms1 [07:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 876 - Roomstyle: 183 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [07:28] * Selis leaves the automatic headache machine and goes through the door. [07:29] <~Hebizuka> *Holy shit! You feel like Hercules just stabbed you in the muscles!* [07:30] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a heavenly beach with coconuts and pretty blue sky. And holy crap it's a giant crab! A giant crab with the face of JESUS CHRIST!* [07:31] * Selis stabs the JC face twice with the drill arm. [07:31] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [07:31] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [07:32] <~Hebizuka> *Your weapon is a PlayStation 2 Memory Card (8 MB). Unfortunately, its incompatibility with Jesus Crab's oral ports made your attempt at furiously jamming your data in, ineffective. And you missed.* [07:33] <~Hebizuka> *Jesus Crab's turn...* [07:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jesus Crab: Blessed are the pure in surimi, for they will see Mr. Krabs, God of crabs. [07:35] <~Hebizuka> *After reciting a passage from the Sermon on the Crab, Jesus Crab attacks you with one of his holy pincers!* [07:35] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [07:35] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [07:35] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [07:35] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 6 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [07:35] <~Hebizuka> *The wrath of all those tin cans of crab meats strikes upon your chest! And does a grand total of 0% damage!* [07:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jesus Crab: I believe it not! [07:35] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn to DAAAAAANCE* [07:36] * Selis tries inserting the memory card in jesus crab twice. [07:36] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [07:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [07:36] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 7, 5. You successfully j-j-j...JAMMED IT IN. Once. But you are unable to repeat the exploit.* [07:37] <~Hebizuka> *It seems to hurt the Crab of Nazareth...* [07:37] <~Hebizuka> *Jesus Crab's turn...* [07:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jesus Crab: Render therefore unto Lady Snake the things which hare Lady Snake's. And give me back my fucking stuff! [07:40] <~Hebizuka> *Jesus Crab attempts swinging its mighty holy pincers at you. You hear a choir singing Hallelujah!* [07:40] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [07:40] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [07:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [07:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [07:40] <~Hebizuka> *BONG!* [07:40] <~Hebizuka> *Wow, your HEV Suit sounded just like Big Ben!* [07:40] <~Hebizuka> *You still don't feel hurt! In fact you feel like you're going into space on an astral goat.* [07:41] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2. It's now your turn.* [07:41] * Selis tries inserting the memory card a few more times. [07:41] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [07:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 2 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 14 ] [07:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jesus Crab: What think ye of Crab? [07:41] <Selis> "Good for eating" [07:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jesus Crab: HEATHEN! [07:42] <~Hebizuka> *You attempt using your memory card for sexual purposes on Jesus Crab's big mouth, but unfortunately, pious refusal to do anything but missionary sex once in a blue moon makes it impossible.* [07:42] <~Hebizuka> *Son of Crab God's turn...* [07:43] <~Hebizuka> *Another mighty swing of the holy pincers!* [07:43] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [07:43] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [07:43] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [07:43] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [07:43] <~Hebizuka> *POOT!* [07:43] <~Hebizuka> *The impact sounded like a boat going 'POOT'.* [07:43] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3.* [07:44] * Selis tries the insertion again. [07:44] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [07:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 13 ] [07:45] <~Hebizuka> *You jam your memory card in Jesus Crab's mouth once again, and it cracks up like a rotten egg - exploding in a shower of Crab God endorsed meat and gore. It smells nothing like crab. Hallelujah, hallelujah! Ave murdercrab!* [07:45] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Memory Card] Jesus Crab [07:45] <~Hebizuka> *What really happened: Selis [Drill Arm] Giant crab [07:47] <Selis> !mrooms1 [07:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 3745 - Roomstyle: 80 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [07:47] * Selis continues the adventure [07:48] <~Hebizuka> *You now enter a pink and yellow dungeon - which seems to be the lair of another mighty spawn of the 17 Hells of Dai-Zan: the dreaded DRAGON CLOONEY.* [07:50] * Selis tries stabbing dwagin clooeny twice with the drill arm. [07:50] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [07:50] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 2 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 16 ] [07:50] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 8, 8. YOU'LL HAVE NONE OF THOSE STRANGE PORN MOVIES WITH DRAGONS, NO THANKS.* [07:51] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Neko-drill] Clooney Dragon [07:51] <~Hebizuka> *What really happened: Selis [Drill Arm] Knucker [07:51] <Selis> !mrooms1 [07:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 4934 - Roomstyle: 362 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [07:51] * Selis keeps going [07:52] <~Hebizuka> *Everything turns inwards on itself... and becomes boring and normal again, as the effects of LSD finally subside.* [07:53] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bedroom, and you briefly wonder if the LSD truly wore off, because everything around you has an aquatic theme, specifically dolphin motifs everywhere. There is a hapless young man here, surrounded in his dolphin furniture.* [07:53] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: W-w-w-wha? Who are you? [07:54] <Selis> "I'm here to make you go to work" [07:54] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: Wha? Me? No thanks, I'm fine here... [07:56] <Selis> "I insist you go" [07:58] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: ... okay, okay... I hope you didn't hurt too much my , uh... security. [07:59] <Selis> "Just get going" [07:59] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: *Face goes pale.* ulp... okay... um.. What's your name?... [08:00] <Selis> "It's Selis" [08:02] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: ...all right, um. uh. Just uh... If you need to convince my third colleague, whom I have no doubt you're headed to, just say than Roukan sent you. [08:02] <~SU_Tempest> *He skitters very quickly to the door behind you.* [08:02] <~Hebizuka> *2 down, one to go!* [08:03] <Selis> !mrooms1 [08:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 1372 - Roomstyle: 150 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [08:03] * Selis keeps going [08:07] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a weapon on the floor... * [08:07] * Selis checks it [08:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M26 fragmentation grenade. May send between 0 and 12 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 1/item [08:10] * Selis equips the nade [08:11] <~Hebizuka> *Class 4 weapon equipped.* [08:13] <Selis> !mrooms1 [08:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 2153 - Roomstyle: 236 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [08:13] * Selis continues on [08:14] <~Hebizuka> *A konoha-tengu is present, guarding the next door.* [08:19] * Selis stabs the tengu twice with the drill [08:19] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [08:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [08:21] <~Hebizuka> *You pierce the young bird youkai once, failing on the second attempt; but your first hit was more than enough to murder him.* [08:21] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Konoha-tengu [08:21] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [08:23] <Selis> !mrooms1 [08:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 1510 - Roomstyle: 160 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [08:23] * Selis heads on through [08:24] <~Hebizuka> *A pantry! There is food on one of the shelves here.* [08:25] * Selis checks the food [08:25] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Apple. 1d6 [08:26] * Selis takes it [08:26] <~Hebizuka> 31.5/35 [08:26] <Selis> !mrooms1 [08:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 5929 - Roomstyle: 345 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [08:27] * Selis goes through [08:27] <~Hebizuka> *A tengu is guarding this door!* [08:27] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Hey, hey! [08:28] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Do you know why I can't take my dog for walks in the forest? [08:30] <Selis> "Why the hell would i know that?" [08:30] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Cause he's scared of the tree's bark! *Automatic wink!* [08:30] <~Hebizuka> *Insert canned laughter here.* [08:30] <~Hebizuka> *This horrible pun would give anyone a murderous instinct... or at least a loud groan.* [08:31] * Selis shoots the tengu in the head with the aya12 [08:32] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [08:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [08:32] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Ayaya-12] /H\ [B] [08:32] <~Hebizuka> *Exactly.* [08:32] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight. (1 turn)* [08:32] <Selis> !mrooms1 [08:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 3472 - Roomstyle: 183 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [08:32] * Selis continues feeling better. [08:35] <~Hebizuka> *You enter another featureless room. A daitengu is waiting for you this time, with yet another cringe-worthy pun.* [08:36] <~SU_Tempest> Daitengu: Hey, how much do dead batteries cost? [08:37] * Selis shoots this one in the head before he can make the pun. [08:37] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [08:37] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [08:38] <~SU_Tempest> Daitengu: Nothing! They're free of charg- WHOA DAMMIT! [08:38] <~SU_Tempest> Daitengu: Geez, you fucking MANIAC! [08:38] <~Hebizuka> *The loudspeaker creaks.* [08:38] <~Hebizuka> I've had ENOUGH of those jokes! [08:38] <~Hebizuka> *Click.* [08:38] <~Hebizuka> *Daitengu's turn...* [08:38] <~Hebizuka> *The daitengu assumes a martial arts stance!* [08:40] <~Hebizuka> *They attempt a martial arts technique!* [08:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 6 6 [08:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 5 4 3 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 22 ] [08:41] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 11, 7, 4. The first part of the combo - two chops, is successful, but the tengu fumbles the final kick. Regardless, you take no damage.* [08:41] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [08:41] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [08:42] * Selis stabs it in the head with the drill arm twice. [08:42] <Selis> !mdice 4 6 [08:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 1 4 5 ] [ Total Score: 16 ] [08:43] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 7, 9. You crack the daitengu's skull open like a rotten egg.* [08:43] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Daitengu /H\ [B] [08:43] <Selis> !mrooms1 [08:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 1743 - Roomstyle: 133 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [08:43] * Selis goes through. [08:44] <~Hebizuka> *You enter another bedroom. An even younger woman is waiting there... there is food on the bed as well.* [08:45] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: What? Who are you? Didn't my horde of tengu drive you crazy? [08:45] <Selis> "I killed them all" [08:46] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: ...Haha, good joke. No seriously, how did you get here? [08:46] * Selis holds up the bloodied drill arm. [08:46] <Selis> "I killed them" [08:47] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: ...oh. okay. I guess I shouldn't humor you then. What do you want... [08:48] <Selis> "Your tengu boss wants you back" [08:49] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: ...Oh, great. God dammit. I don't have a choice, now, do I. [08:49] <Selis> "Not unless you want me spinning this inside you" [08:52] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: FIIIINE. And help yourself to those donuts. [08:52] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: I'm off to the library... actually I'm just going to use that teleporter here. [08:52] <~Hebizuka> *Bzap!* [08:53] * Selis also takes the teleporter [08:54] <~Hebizuka> *You return to the Scarlet Voile library. The associates are all lined up in front of Ticka.* [08:55] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: Ah, you must be... Selis, I think it's your name. Thank you for bringing those pieces of shit in front of me. [08:55] <~SU_Tempest> *Nervous looks.* [08:55] <Selis> "No problem" [08:55] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: Now, now, I'm still indecisive. Neither wants to be a librarian, leaving to me the task to choose, but... I don't know who to choose. [08:58] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: Selis, help me. Who should be the librarian of my magnificent library? [08:58] <Selis> "The second one" [08:58] <Selis> Roukan or whatever" [08:58] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: Roukan, really? The dolphin guy? [08:58] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: Well then. You are hired as the head librarian of Scarlet Voile! As for the other two, you're fired! [08:59] <~SU_Tempest> *Ticka suddenly pulls a revolver, and offers it to you.* [08:59] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: Do me a favor, execute the other two. [08:59] <Selis> "Easy enoguh" [08:59] <~SU_Tempest> *NOTE: No need to roll for the sake of speed, here.* [09:00] <~SU_Tempest> *Execution, if accepted, is guaranteed to succeed.* [09:00] * Selis shoots both of them in the head. [09:00] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Anaconda] S. Ruroni /H\ [09:00] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Anaconda] F. Donut /H\ [09:00] <~Hebizuka> *The above two are counted as Maze Citizens, type A* [09:01] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: Thank you. As for you, get your ass to work! [09:01] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: Would you please give me back my handgun? [09:03] * Selis hands it back. [09:03] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: Thank you very much! This library is finally going to be functional! Let me reward you for the trouble. [09:04] <Selis> "Thanks" [09:04] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 800 P$ [09:04] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Blue gem - Sapphire - Value 150-650 P$ (1d501 +149) [09:04] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Morphine - Pain-75%, Strength-30%, Narcotic dampening for 4d6 turns [09:04] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Paracetamol - Pain-30%, if more than one tablet is consumed in less than 10 turns, the user is poisoned. [09:07] * Selis takes the stuffs [09:08] <~Hebizuka> 34.5/35 [09:09] <~SU_Tempest> Ticka: Thanks for your service! And drop by the library once in a while if you can. [09:09] <Selis> "Well see [09:09] <~Hebizuka> *You're teleported back to the hiring bureau, at last.* [09:09] <Selis> "That was frustrating" [09:09] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: I just got the confirmation that the contract is fulfilled. Need me to keep money for you? [09:11] <Selis> "Yeah please do" [09:15] <~Hebizuka> *You have deposited 800 P$.* [09:15] <~Hebizuka> Hiring bureau credit: 1745 P$. [09:15] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Thank you! Money's rolling in, eh? [09:16] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Anyway, keep up the good work! [09:16] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [09:17] <~Hebizuka> 186 rooms, 99 kills, 0 SEs, 5 missions, 1 Amulet, 18647 P$, 0 Runs [09:17] <~Hebizuka> Progress: [09:18] <~Hebizuka> +41 rooms, +30 kills, +1 mission, +1750 P$ [09:18] <~Hebizuka> Score: 645 pts [+128] [09:18] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 9th (No change) [09:19] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats [09:19] <~Hebizuka> Shots 16/18 (89%) [09:19] <~Hebizuka> Melee 36/45 (80%) [09:19] <~Hebizuka> Grenades 3/3 (100%) [09:19] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 55/66 (83%) [09:20] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats [09:21] <~Hebizuka> Shots 121/181 (71%) [09:21] <~Hebizuka> Melee 67/86 (78%) [09:21] <~Hebizuka> Grenades 6/8 (75%) [09:21] <~Hebizuka> Special 12/14 (86%) [09:21] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 213/289 (74% accuracy) [09:21] <~Hebizuka> Progress for awards: [09:22] <~Hebizuka> +2 Soldier kills, +8 Youkai kills [09:22] <~Hebizuka> Shotgun: +3 [09:22] <~Hebizuka> Pistol: +3 [09:22] <~Hebizuka> Revolver: +2 [09:22] <~Hebizuka> Grenade launcher: +4 [09:22] <~Hebizuka> Piercing: +17 [09:22] <~Hebizuka> Headshots: +6 | Tactical: +1 | Brutal: +7 [09:23] <~Hebizuka> New awards [09:24] <~Hebizuka> Combat Experience medal: 2nd star awarded