Log:Game 156 (Meta, no ontology)

[21:55] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Stellar Blackscale. You have visited 86 rooms. Next special room at the 88th (Mission). You seem to be in pain (58%), and hungry. Your ally, an engineer named Rosalie Keller, seems on her hand to be relatively OK. !mrooms3 to go. [21:56] <Kei-Nishimura> !mrooms3 [21:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] Left door: 5122 - Front door: 3500 - Right door: 4730 - Roomstyle: 260 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [21:56] <Kei-Nishimura> 3500 [21:59] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a scullery. There is only one door (!mrooms1) there. You notice a strange object on the floor...* [22:00] <Kei-Nishimura> "... Huh. how about that." [22:00] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar examines the object. [22:00] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: German keyboard - Blunt. Weight: 5 [22:01] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Hey! I'm taking this! I could do wonders with that thing. [22:01] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: ...oh, right. I should probably get rid of that sword I have on my back first. [22:02] <~Hebizuka> *Rosa drops the katana, and equips the keyboard as her C5L.* [22:02] <Kei-Nishimura> "If you want to, go ahead." Stellar chuckles. [22:03] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Trust me! [22:04] <Kei-Nishimura> "Rosa, of course I trust you." Stellar gives her a pat on the shoulder. [22:05] <Kei-Nishimura> !mrooms1 [22:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] Unique door: 6067 - Roomstyle: 302 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [22:06] <~Hebizuka> *Your stomach growls loudly.* [22:07] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a washitsu; a traditional Japanese styled room. Its only occupant, a female kitsune, seems to be in a bad shape; she is lying on the floor, and you can hear her sobbing...* [22:08] <Kei-Nishimura> "Miss? Are you alright?" Stellar pats her on the shoulder [22:09] <~Hebizuka> *The kitsune turns, revealing a battered face; as if she has been struck multiple times.* [22:09] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: *whimper* I've had enough... stop beating me please... [22:10] <Kei-Nishimura> "... What happened?" [22:10] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar frowns. [22:10] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: ... You... You're not one of those terrible Soldiers, are you? [22:10] <Kei-Nishimura> "Hardly." [22:10] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: *She slowly sits up, facing you better.* S-sorry... I was scared they'd come back again... [22:11] <Kei-Nishimura> "They'd best not. Ill-mannered, violent morons." She hmmmphs. [22:11] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: There's a group of those people who's stationed not far from here... I used to live with a tengu friend here, an activist who did what he could to get us by, but since he died, they keep coming back to harass me... cause they know I'm non-violent... [22:12] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: But... but... *She begins sobbing again, and covers her face.* They stole my collar... They stole my pearl collar, the one he gave me... I don't know what I'll do... it's the last thing he gave me! [22:12] <~SU_Tempest> *Rosa remains silent. She is troubled, but she glances at you.* [22:12] <Kei-Nishimura> "Yes Rosa?" [22:13] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: I don't like this... [22:13] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: I say we go give'em a good whackin'. [22:14] <Kei-Nishimura> "I like that idea. Let's wreck them" [22:14] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: You'll do that? For me? [22:16] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: They... they always come from that door over here... it's straight ahead... [22:16] <Kei-Nishimura> "While we don't normally work for free... or at least we wouldn't, given the option... under the circumstances we'll help. Rosa, let's bust some heads, si?" [22:17] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Aye aye. I'll bash their skulls in! [22:19] <Kei-Nishimura> !mrooms1 [22:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] Unique door: 1409 - Roomstyle: 176 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [22:21] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into an electrical room. There is a dead body on the floor...* [22:22] * Kei-Nishimura examines the body. [22:22] <Kei-Nishimura> "Hmmm. what do we have here...?" [22:22] <~Hebizuka> *It's a dead Maze Guard, shot in the head.* [22:22] <~Hebizuka> >Physio >Clothing/Armor >Weapon >Inventory [22:22] <Kei-Nishimura> Check the inventory [22:23] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 15 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) - Value 100 P$ [22:23] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: MP40 32-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.32 [32/32] [22:24] <Kei-Nishimura> "Looks like payday wasn't recently. How unfortunate." [23:01] <~Hebizuka> *What will you do? [23:01] <Kei-Nishimura> "Well, Rosa, looks like we should get moving" [23:01] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Aye. [23:01] <Kei-Nishimura> !mrooms1 [23:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] Unique door: 2095 - Roomstyle: 308 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [23:03] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a damaged radio room, with most of the equipment bearing bullet holes and similar marks. There is a strange box in the middle of the room, which appears to be quaking.* [23:04] <Kei-Nishimura> "... Okay, that's out of the ordinary." Stellar lifts the box [23:04] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: ..I had never seen a box with the shakes before. [23:04] <~Hebizuka> *You discover an archaeologist underneath.* [23:05] <~SU_Tempest> Archeo: No! Please! Mercy! I won't disturb you anymore! ... [23:08] <Kei-Nishimura> "... What?" [23:08] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar facepalms [23:08] <~SU_Tempest> Archeo: ...Wait... You're not Soldiers... [23:08] <Kei-Nishimura> "This seems to be a trend." [23:08] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: This is going to be... I was about to say that! [23:09] <Kei-Nishimura> "Great minds think alike, dear." [23:09] <~SU_Tempest> Archeo: Phew... I thought you were going to make me stare down a gun barrel again... [23:09] <~SU_Tempest> Archeo: Gee. Most military people I meet are nice, but those three toolheads down a few rooms, they're real psychos! [23:10] <Kei-Nishimura> "Yes, we'd heard as much. They steal anything from you?" [23:10] <~SU_Tempest> Archeo: No, and I'm glad... I wouldn't dare point my own gun at them... three versus one is not something I like. Either way, what can I do for you two? If you have a gem or two, I could get them ID'd for you in a jiffy... for cheap! [23:13] <Kei-Nishimura> "I'm afraid not." [23:14] <~SU_Tempest> Archeo: Aw... okay. Well... I better stick outta this sector, it stinks! [23:14] <~SU_Tempest> Archeo: Those psychos really make it hard to do any business... [23:15] <Kei-Nishimura> "You do that." [23:17] <~Hebizuka> *One door ahead.* [23:25] <Kei-Nishimura> !mrooms1 [23:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] Unique door: 1824 - Roomstyle: 121 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [23:28] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a scratched room, full of @graffiti. There is what seems to be food on the floor.* [23:30] <Kei-Nishimura> @graffiti [23:30] <EliasBot> i will miss df chef and his awesome meat [23:30] * Kei-Nishimura examines the food [23:30] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Poisonous - Green cheese [23:30] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: ...Yeah, well, I get why. [23:31] <Kei-Nishimura> "Ewwww" [23:34] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar kicks it, disgusted [23:34] <Kei-Nishimura> !mrooms1 [23:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] Unique door: 1458 - Roomstyle: 11 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [23:34] <~Hebizuka> *It shatters on the wall.* [23:36] <~Hebizuka> *A deserted office. Despite the four computers here, there is nobody here. You do notice however an interesting object.* [23:37] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar eyes the object [23:39] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [23:41] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 1d226+24 [23:41] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 246:222+24 [23:41] <~SU_Tempest> *You find 246 P$ inside.* [23:48] <Kei-Nishimura> "Rosa, score!" [23:48] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar tosses her the purse [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: That'd be nice if I had a bag... [23:51] <Kei-Nishimura> "Ah, right. Just figured you'd like to handle it." Stellar sticks her tongue out teasingly [23:54] <~SU_Tempest> *Rosa shakes her head no, though sadly.* [23:54] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Man, I wish. [23:55] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar gives her a quick hug, then stows the cash "There's gotta be a backpack lying around somewhere in the mazes." [23:55] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: I could always take one of those soldier's vests... [23:57] <Kei-Nishimura> "There's a plan. Not like they'll be using them when we're done with the, Well my friend, onwards" [23:57] <Kei-Nishimura> !mrooms1 [23:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] Unique door: 1611 - Roomstyle: 122 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:59] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a box of ammunition here...* [00:00] * Kei-Nishimura checks what kind of ammo it is [00:00] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 40mm caseless grenade - VOG-25P Jumping grenade HE/Frag, 8 rounds [00:00] <~SU_Tempest> *Rosa whistles.* [00:01] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Those things are -nasty-. [00:02] <Kei-Nishimura> "Shall we? How do you stand on 'nades?" Stellar looks split. On the one hand the firepower would be nice but on the other hand it's so... messy and inefficient [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: I like 'em, and especially those, cause with those, it won't even matter if your foe is behind a wall or some cover... [00:06] <Kei-Nishimura> "Mmmmm, well, I'll hold on to them for you. Not my style but I look forward to whatever delightful use you might put them to~" [00:08] <~Hebizuka> *Current backpack space: Ammo 4.78/8, 64.99/65. You can only carry three grenades in the ammo pouch.* [00:09] <Kei-Nishimura> spare the three grenades that will fit with the ammo, then. [00:10] <Kei-Nishimura> !mrooms 1 [00:10] <Kei-Nishimura> !mrooms1 [00:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] Unique door: 4762 - Roomstyle: 392 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:11] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch 7.78/8 [00:12] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an armory. There, you see a Maze Soldier, sitting at the desk, apparently fondling their weapon, a handgun. The gun locker on the left (on the Soldier's right) seems to contain other items.* [00:15] <Kei-Nishimura> Get behind cover [00:15] <~Hebizuka> *Roll @cover then roll a 2d6.* [00:16] <Kei-Nishimura> @cover [00:16] <EliasBot> A block of steel. (100%, Kev-4, STRONG) [00:16] <Kei-Nishimura> !mdice 2 6 [00:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [00:16] <~Hebizuka> *You successfully make it behind that block of steel without being noticed.* [00:16] <~Hebizuka> *Rosa has followed you as well.* [00:17] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar pulls out her Vintorez and aims carefully... she can take her time, he's not seen her yet... [00:18] <~Hebizuka> *You look down the scope. Do you wish to aim at a particular body part?* [00:23] <Kei-Nishimura> The head. [00:23] <~Hebizuka> *Helmeted head (FT+1), or the face (FT+2)? * [00:25] <Kei-Nishimura> The face [00:27] <~Hebizuka> *The center chevron of your PSO-1 optic is firmly aligned with the space between the target's eyes. He isn't suspecting a thing, just fondling his handgun.* [00:27] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar motions for Rosa to take aim as well, takes a deep breath, and then pulls the trigger. [00:27] <Kei-Nishimura> !mdice 2 6 [00:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [00:28] <~Hebizuka> *FT: 5 +2 -1 (6). A nearly silent "pshew!" exits the muzzle of your Vintorez as a 9mm sized package comes smash the Soldier's face and lodge itself in its cranium. He falls on his back, taking the chair he was sitting on with him, while the handgun drops flat on the table.* [00:28] <~Hebizuka> Stellar Blackscale [VSS Vintorez] Maze Soldier /H\ (1 turn) [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Niiiice. [00:32] <Kei-Nishimura> "Just how I like it." Stellar grins. [00:33] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: I gotta say it's pretty classy... Not much noise, no fuss... [00:33] <Kei-Nishimura> "Well, that's my specialty~ But I like how you do things to~<3" [00:33] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar flirts shamelessly, as usual [00:35] <Kei-Nishimura> "Now, let's see what resources we've got around here. Get you kitted out properly, yes?" [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: At least until I can get myself a good rucksack or something... I don't mind vests but they're small! [00:37] <Kei-Nishimura> "Right, let's get to looting then" A quick kiss to Rosa's cheek. [00:38] <~Hebizuka> >Physio >Weapon >Clothing >Inventory (72P LBE) [00:40] <Kei-Nishimura> Clothing [00:41] <~Hebizuka> =Clothing and armor= [00:41] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - SPECTRA helmet - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Ballistic protective - Weight: 9 [00:41] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Military T-shirt, urban camo (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 [00:41] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Type-3 Kevlar vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 [00:41] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Military pants, desert camo (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 [00:41] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Military boots - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant, Explosion-resistant - Weight: 9 [00:41] <~Hebizuka> *Rosa removes the Kevlar vest and takes it for herself.* [00:44] <Kei-Nishimura> "That'll have to do, I suppose." [00:44] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar checks the inventory [00:44] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents= [00:44] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 15 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) - Value 100 P$ [00:44] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Colt M1911A1 7-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.14 [7/7] [00:44] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Purse - Value 15-150 P$ (1d136 +14) [00:45] <Kei-Nishimura> "Well well" [00:45] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: That will do. I'll be able to take some of the ammo for myself... I think you kept my ammo, right? [00:47] <Kei-Nishimura> "Right." Stellar tosses it to her. "Looks good on you." [00:47] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Gimme the stuff for my P90, my Python, and... ah, my SPAS-15, please. And uh, thanks. [00:55] <Kei-Nishimura> "No problem" The items in question are transfered [00:56] <~Hebizuka> [Stellar] Ammo pouch 7.78/8, 56.57/65 [00:56] <~Hebizuka> [Rosa] Ammo pouch 5.94/6, 2.48/15 [01:02] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar checks the gun locker quickly [01:02] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - ZiD Sudaev PPS-43 submachine gun | 7.62x25mm Tokarev - Full-auto | No accessory | PPS43 35-round mag, no +1 | Weight: 9 - [35/35] [01:02] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: SIG SG 30-round magazine. Weight: 1 +0 [0/30] [01:07] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar grumbles [01:07] <Kei-Nishimura> !mrooms1 [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] Unique door: 365 - Roomstyle: 379 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [01:08] <~Hebizuka> *Pain is slowly starting to subside.* [01:08] <~Hebizuka> *You are now in a regular, featureless room. Since you performed a silent takedown earlier, this Soldier looks none the wiser. He is carrying a submachine gun. [01:13] <Kei-Nishimura> @cover [01:13] <EliasBot> A block of opaque ballistic glass. (50%, Kev-2, SUPER STRONG) [01:13] <Kei-Nishimura> !mdice 2 6 [01:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [01:13] <~Hebizuka> *You successfully hide behind cover.* [01:14] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar looks for an unarmored spot this time, not wanting to push her luck... [01:15] <Kei-Nishimura> Or rather a less tiny unarmored spot [01:18] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy body parts not covered by armor: Face, arms, legs, hands, feet, lower body, crotch.* [01:23] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar aims for the lower body. gut shots are about what the bastard deserves. [01:24] <Kei-Nishimura> !mdice 2 6 [01:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *The hit is successful. Not enough to kill, but he had no idea at all where that sudden sting in the waist comes from.* [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *He yelps in pain, falling on one knee... wondering why he's suddenly adorned with a hole.* [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Oh god... what the hell? Where'd that come from?! [01:26] <~Hebizuka> *Rosa suddenly rises from behind cover, shuriken in hand, which she brutally throws in the direction of the Soldier's face.* [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [01:27] <~Hebizuka> *The shuriken whirs and zips past the Soldier's head, missing it entirely and embedding itself in the wall.* [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn.* [01:29] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Who's tormenting me? What the hell? COME OUT OF YOUR HOLES, NINJA BASTARDS! [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *He (blindly) fires a five shot burst at... random, really.* [01:29] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:29] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *All shots hit the wall, since he has absolutely no visual of where you are.* [01:30] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [01:30] <~Hebizuka> *Now your turn.* [01:31] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar chuckles evily and takes another shot at the hapless soldier. [01:32] <Kei-Nishimura> !mdice 2 6 [01:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 2 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [01:33] <~Hebizuka> *Good thing your scope supports you. You just barely hit.* [01:33] <~Hebizuka> *With that said, this shot was the good one. The Soldier slowly crumbles on the floor, dying.* [01:34] <~Hebizuka> Stellar Blackscale [VSS Vintorez] Maze Soldier (2 turns) [01:35] <~Hebizuka> *Your stomach growls violently.* [01:35] <~Hebizuka> *Rosa picks up her shuriken.* [01:35] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Guh, starving..." [01:35] * Stellar_Blackscale checks the bastard for rations. Why do they never have rations? [01:36] * Stellar_Blackscale doesn't care if it tastes like fucking cardboard [01:37] <~Hebizuka> *Sadly none of them carry food.* [01:37] <~Hebizuka> *But perhaps you do?* [01:38] * Stellar_Blackscale sighs and checks the date on the milk before she does anything silly like consuming it [01:38] <~Hebizuka> *Strangely you see no date printed.* [01:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> "..." [01:38] * Stellar_Blackscale chugs it. Why the fuck not. [01:39] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 16 [01:39] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 16 ] [ Rolls: 15 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [01:39] <~Hebizuka> *That tasted AMAZING.* [01:39] * Stellar_Blackscale has a milk mustache. How embarrassing [00:55] <Kei-Nishimura> "No problem" The items in question are transfered [00:56] <~Hebizuka> [Stellar] Ammo pouch 7.78/8, 56.57/65 [00:56] <~Hebizuka> [Rosa] Ammo pouch 5.94/6, 2.48/15 [01:02] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar checks the gun locker quickly [01:02] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - ZiD Sudaev PPS-43 submachine gun | 7.62x25mm Tokarev - Full-auto | No accessory | PPS43 35-round mag, no +1 | Weight: 9 - [35/35] [01:02] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: SIG SG 30-round magazine. Weight: 1 +0 [0/30] [01:07] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar grumbles [01:07] <Kei-Nishimura> !mrooms1 [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] Unique door: 365 - Roomstyle: 379 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [01:08] <~Hebizuka> *Pain is slowly starting to subside.* [01:08] <~Hebizuka> *You are now in a regular, featureless room. Since you performed a silent takedown earlier, this Soldier looks none the wiser. He is carrying a submachine gun. [01:13] <Kei-Nishimura> @cover [01:13] <EliasBot> A block of opaque ballistic glass. (50%, Kev-2, SUPER STRONG) [01:13] <Kei-Nishimura> !mdice 2 6 [01:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [01:13] <~Hebizuka> *You successfully hide behind cover.* [01:14] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar looks for an unarmored spot this time, not wanting to push her luck... [01:15] <Kei-Nishimura> Or rather a less tiny unarmored spot [01:18] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy body parts not covered by armor: Face, arms, legs, hands, feet, lower body, crotch.* [01:23] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar aims for the lower body. gut shots are about what the bastard deserves. [01:24] <Kei-Nishimura> !mdice 2 6 [01:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *The hit is successful. Not enough to kill, but he had no idea at all where that sudden sting in the waist comes from.* [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *He yelps in pain, falling on one knee... wondering why he's suddenly adorned with a hole.* [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Oh god... what the hell? Where'd that come from?! [01:26] <~Hebizuka> *Rosa suddenly rises from behind cover, shuriken in hand, which she brutally throws in the direction of the Soldier's face.* [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [01:27] <~Hebizuka> *The shuriken whirs and zips past the Soldier's head, missing it entirely and embedding itself in the wall.* [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn.* [01:29] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Who's tormenting me? What the hell? COME OUT OF YOUR HOLES, NINJA BASTARDS! [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *He (blindly) fires a five shot burst at... random, really.* [01:29] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:29] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *All shots hit the wall, since he has absolutely no visual of where you are.* [01:30] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [01:30] <~Hebizuka> *Now your turn.* [01:31] <Kei-Nishimura> Stellar chuckles evily and takes another shot at the hapless soldier. [01:32] <Kei-Nishimura> !mdice 2 6 [01:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Kei-Nishimura ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 2 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [01:33] <~Hebizuka> *Good thing your scope supports you. You just barely hit.* [01:33] <~Hebizuka> *With that said, this shot was the good one. The Soldier slowly crumbles on the floor, dying.* [01:34] <~Hebizuka> Stellar Blackscale [VSS Vintorez] Maze Soldier (2 turns) [01:35] <~Hebizuka> *Your stomach growls violently.* [01:35] <~Hebizuka> *Rosa picks up her shuriken.* [01:35] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Guh, starving..." [01:35] * Stellar_Blackscale checks the bastard for rations. Why do they never have rations? [01:36] * Stellar_Blackscale doesn't care if it tastes like fucking cardboard [01:37] <~Hebizuka> *Sadly none of them carry food.* [01:37] <~Hebizuka> *But perhaps you do?* [01:38] * Stellar_Blackscale sighs and checks the date on the milk before she does anything silly like consuming it [01:38] <~Hebizuka> *Strangely you see no date printed.* [01:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> "..." [01:38] * Stellar_Blackscale chugs it. Why the fuck not. [01:39] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 16 [01:39] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 16 ] [ Rolls: 15 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [01:39] <~Hebizuka> *That tasted AMAZING.* [01:39] * Stellar_Blackscale has a milk mustache. How embarrassing [01:39] <~Hebizuka> *You're still hungry, but it'll work out for a while.* [01:39] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: *Giggle.* [01:39] <Stellar_Blackscale> "S-shut uppppp!" [01:40] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Where's a handkerchief when I need one?" [01:40] <~SU_Tempest> *Rosa cuts up some of the Soldier's T-Shirt, handing you the small piece of camouflaged tissue as a makeshift handkerchief.* [01:41] * Stellar_Blackscale dabs it off. "Ehehehe" [01:42] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Need anything on his sorry ass? Or we move on? Cause I think his shots probably alerted his last friend... [01:44] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Let's roll. Dunno if we can maintain the element of surprise but I'd sure as hell like to. Get your shotgun ready in case things go less than perfectly" [01:44] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms1 [01:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Unique door: 24 - Roomstyle: 212 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:44] <~Hebizuka> *Rosa readies her SPAS-15.* [01:50] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a radio room. There, you see a Maze Sergeant, carrying a shotgun as his primary weapon. Having heard the sound of gunfire, he had made sure to wait for you behind cover; he is behind a wall!* [01:50] <Stellar_Blackscale> @cover [01:50] <EliasBot> An armored crate. (65%, Kev-2, STRONG) [01:51] <Stellar_Blackscale> Well, two can play at the whole 'cover' thing [01:51] <Stellar_Blackscale> ... well three but... shut up! [01:52] <~SU_Tempest> MzSgt: I don't know who the hell you are, but I'll send you back to your maker! [01:54] <Stellar_Blackscale> Stellar remains silent and passes Rosa one of the grenades. [01:57] <~Hebizuka> *You will waste your turn doing so. Confirm?* [01:57] <Stellar_Blackscale> Y [01:57] <~Hebizuka> *You give Rosa one of the VOG-25P grenades.* [01:58] <~Hebizuka> *Rosa's turn...* [01:58] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Why'd you give me that? [01:58] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Well, I thought you might want to have the honors." [02:00] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: I don't have the grenade launcher that uses those yet! [02:00] <~Hebizuka> *The engie then points her shotgun at the Soldier, hoping to breach some of the wall away, firing two shots.* [02:01] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:01] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [02:01] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Well I'm a dumbass then" [02:01] <~Hebizuka> *16 flechette fly and strike the naked wall the Sergeant is using as cover. It doesn't seem to cause significant damage.* [02:02] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [02:02] <~Hebizuka> *The Sergeant retaliates on his own, firing his shotgun twice at Rosa.* [02:02] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:02] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [02:02] <~SU_Tempest> MzSgt: ...Fuck? [02:02] <~Hebizuka> *Dud round. The Sergeant ejects the bad shell and tries firing once more...* [02:02] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:02] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [02:03] <~Hebizuka> *He has largely missed, save for two pellets striking your armored crate. Small pieces fly off of it, but it's still mostly standing.* [02:03] <~Hebizuka> *End of turn 1! Your turn.* [02:10] * Stellar_Blackscale sighs [02:11] * Stellar_Blackscale swaps out for the HK69 "I hate being this loud..." [02:13] <~Hebizuka> *The swap will also take one turn, though you will be filling an empty slot. Do so?* [02:13] <Stellar_Blackscale> Y [02:15] <~Hebizuka> *Rosa's turn...* [02:16] <~Hebizuka> *She picks up her P90 instead, and attempts attacking the Sergeant again, firing eight shots.* [02:16] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:16] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 5 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [02:16] <~Hebizuka> *Shots 1-7: Hit. Shot 8: Hit.* [02:17] <~Hebizuka> *All eight shots successfully hit the Sergeant's cover, though they failed to destroy the wall sufficiently, it's on the weak side and probably won't last very long now.* [02:17] <~Hebizuka> *Sergeant's turn...* [02:17] <~Hebizuka> *He replies, with another two shotgun blasts.* [02:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 2 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [02:19] <~Hebizuka> *10 pellets strike your armored crate, shattering it to pieces with very little left to call cover. Now a mere skeleton of what used to be an armored crate, is standing in front of you.* [02:19] <~Hebizuka> *Fortunately, neither of you are hit.* [02:19] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2! Now your turn.* [02:20] <Stellar_Blackscale> "This is getting far too close. Careful now." [02:23] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [02:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 4 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [02:24] <Stellar_Blackscale> There, that should do for grenade launching [02:25] <~Hebizuka> Close-hit! [02:26] <~Hebizuka> *The remainder of the Sergeant's wall is blown to smithereens, while said Sergeant is pinned, back on the floor, losing consciousness instantly. It SEEMS however that he is still barely alive...* [02:26] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [02:27] <~Hebizuka> *The engie looks in the P90's reflex sight, going to fire one last shot at the downed Soldier just to make sure he's dead.* [02:27] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:27] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [02:27] <~Hebizuka> *Sadly though, she misses. Just barely.* [02:27] <~Hebizuka> *The Sergeant is incapacitated. End of Turn 3.* [02:28] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [02:28] * Stellar_Blackscale walks over and stomps on his crotch. With her heels. [02:29] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [02:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [02:29] <~Hebizuka> Stellar Blackscale [Kick] Maze Sergeant (T) [02:29] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (4 turns)* [02:30] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... I'd better not have blown up the item we're retrieving." Stellar searches the corpse for it. [02:31] <~Hebizuka> *You don't find the collar on the Sergeant...* [02:32] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... What the...?" [02:32] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: ...Hmm... There are more doors ahead. If it's not there, it's perhaps further on. [02:32] <Stellar_Blackscale> "One can only hope." [02:33] * Stellar_Blackscale swaps the launcher back onto the sling [02:33] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms1 [02:33] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Unique door: 2715 - Roomstyle: 229 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [02:35] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a regular, featureless room. You see some clothing on the floor...* [02:35] * Stellar_Blackscale checks the clothing [02:35] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Guard pants (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 [02:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> "You want it?" [02:38] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Nah, thanks. [02:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Yeah didn't think so. Besides, who knows where they've been." [02:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms1 [02:38] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Unique door: 1942 - Roomstyle: 235 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [02:40] <~Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. You spot a shiny item!* [02:40] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Pretty. Let's see what it is." [02:41] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A pearl mounted on a collar. [02:41] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Hey, that must be it. [02:42] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Yep... odd it's here. This had better not be a trap." [02:42] <~Hebizuka> *The loudspeaker creaks.* [02:42] <~Hebizuka> No, it's not a trap, you two did find the collar. Good job! Now, you should also see a teleporting pad in the corner. It'll send you back to the kitsune missus.* [02:43] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ah, okay." Stellar picks it up. "Let's go." [02:44] <~Hebizuka> *You are telepadded back to the kitsune.* [02:44] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: *She is now sitting, a cup of warm tea in her hands, trying to feel a bit better.* Ah... You two are back... [02:45] <Stellar_Blackscale> "We... dealt with them and retrieved what you were looking for." [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: *She picks it up, observes it, then puts it back.* Oh, my goodness... Thank you, thank you so much... I.. I don't know how to repay you.. [02:47] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... This one's for free. There are some standards of behavior that have to be maintained" [02:47] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: No, no, hold on... [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> *She stands up and goes towards one of the sumi-e paintings. She removes it, revealing a safe hidden in the wall!* [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> *Quickly, she opens it, and pulls out a crate, which she presents to you.* [02:48] <Stellar_Blackscale> "If you're sure..." Stellar opens it. "As long as you can afford to do this for us." [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: Taro, my tengu friend, once stole this, and said that it should be used by the deserving... He intended it as a gift for me, but ... I don't want to hurt anyone. I think it's best for you. [02:49] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I appreciate your commitment to your ideals at least." [02:50] <~Hebizuka> =WPN-2 crate= [02:50] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - H&K USP Tactical pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | USP45 12-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [12/12] [02:50] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: 5x H&K USP .45 12-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0 per item [0/12 each] [02:50] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .45 ACP, 60 rounds [02:50] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: KA-BAR knife - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 3 [02:51] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ah~ A good knife. I've been waiting for one of these for... oh, faaaar too long~" [02:52] * Stellar_Blackscale picks it up reverently, licking it when no one's looking. [02:54] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Hmmm. [02:54] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Yes Rosa?" [02:54] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: What about the handgun? [02:58] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I personally prefer my Glock" [02:59] * Stellar_Blackscale shrugs "It's served me well" [02:59] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: All right, we'll have to decline the rest, I'm afraid. [02:59] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: I-It's fine... I'm glad you accepted it, part of it at least.. [02:59] <~Hebizuka> *Mission complete. Only one door ahead.* [03:01] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms1 [03:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Unique door: 1186 - Roomstyle: 317 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [03:03] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a hospital room! There, you see a medic and a nurse. The former is operating next to the healing machines, the latter has a stand where meds can be bought and sold.* [03:04] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ah, can you identify these medications for me perhaps?" [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Hello, yes I can. [03:07] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Meds ID'ing is free. Show me what you have. [03:09] * Stellar_Blackscale shows what she's aquired. [03:09] <~Hebizuka> Unidentified syringe: Lorazepam [03:10] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Lorazepam - Induces forced sleep for 10 turns. Nothing can wake up the victim until the end of those 10 turns. [03:10] <~Hebizuka> Unidentified blue pills (both): Amphetamines [03:10] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Amphetamines - Alertness increase, FT-1, Libido increase for 2d6 turns [03:10] <~Hebizuka> Unidentified white tablet: Ecstasy [03:10] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Ecstasy - Pain sensitivity-10%, FT+1, Hallucinations, Strength-10%, for 3d6 turns [03:10] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: There you go. Anything else? [03:11] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ah, I'll be selling the Ecstasy." [03:11] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Better to rid myself of it somewhere reputable." [03:13] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: I'll take it back for 125 P$. [03:13] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Sold." [03:14] <~Hebizuka> *Total money carried 4220 P$.* [03:14] <~Hebizuka> 56.07/65 [03:14] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Anything else? [03:18] <Stellar_Blackscale> "No, I think that will be all." [03:19] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [03:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 1162 - Front door: 1478 - Right door: 2178 - Roomstyle: 104 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [03:20] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 105th.* [03:20] <~Hebizuka> *You've made it into 100 rooms!* [03:23] <Stellar_Blackscale> 2178 [03:23] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a set of stairs. You make it into a library. The room seems to be empty...* [03:24] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Boring." [03:28] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 2215 - Front door: 1118 - Right door: 4611 - Roomstyle: 162 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [03:28] <~Hebizuka> *Click!* [03:28] <~Hebizuka> *You trigger a trap...* [03:28] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Sonofa" [03:28] <~Hebizuka> *You hear gas filling the entire room. You feel drowsy...* [03:28] <~Hebizuka> *Suddenly, you lose consciousness and drop on the floor alongside Rosa.* [03:28] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Uhnnnn" [03:29] <~Hebizuka> *Zzzz... Sleeping gas!* [03:30] <~Hebizuka> *20 turns later...ù [03:30] <~Hebizuka> *You wake up, with a terrible stomach growl. In fact, you're so hungry you have begun starving, and you are feeling weaker.* [03:30] <~Hebizuka> *Rosa, too, wakes up feeling hungry.* [03:31] <Stellar_Blackscale> "N-need food." [03:32] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Yeah... Me too. [03:33] * Stellar_Blackscale curses at the trap [03:33] * Stellar_Blackscale heads through the front door, irritated [03:35] <~Hebizuka> *A washitsu. You see a wooden container in the room! It doesn't even have a lock! You also spot a pile of materials on the floor.* [03:35] * Stellar_Blackscale checks the container "Think we can use the materials for anything?" [03:36] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Probably, but I'd need a blueprint if you wanted me to build something. Though you got a better toolkit than me. [03:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> "That's a point." [03:38] <~Hebizuka> *Rosa looks inside the container.* [03:38] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Holy kappa, check this out! [03:38] <~Hebizuka> =Container= [03:38] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Silver collar - Value 25-65 P$ (1d41 +24) [03:38] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Platinum medal - Value 300-1250 P$ (1d951 +299) [03:38] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Green gem - Unidentified [03:38] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Sky blue gem - Unidentified [03:40] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Well well well, Rosa, we've hit the big times again~<3" [03:40] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: We're stealing someone's family jewels... Should we? [03:40] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Of course. Just think of the money~" [03:42] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Aight... Help yourself then. [03:42] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: When we sell them, I want a cut. [03:42] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Rosa... we're partners. No fucking shit you're getting a cut." [03:43] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: *Grin* Sure. Just making it clear. [03:43] <Stellar_Blackscale> "It was always crystal clear. We're going to get filthy rich and live in luxury, yeah?" [03:44] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Gee, I wish. [03:45] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Have some confidence in me, alright? Have I done anything to cause you to suddenly have doubts in me?" [03:45] * Stellar_Blackscale pouts [03:47] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: No, not at all! [03:47] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: In fact I'm starting to realize how exciting it is, I quit my day job to follow you around, and we went and kicked ass and helped people in the process. [03:47] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: I've nothing negative to say! [03:48] * Stellar_Blackscale kisses Rosa "Good." [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Go ahead and take those jewels then. [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: I've faith. [03:54] * Stellar_Blackscale takes them "Glad to hear it." [03:56] <~Hebizuka> 60.07/65 [04:00] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms 3 [04:00] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [04:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 346 - Front door: 5021 - Right door: 5413 - Roomstyle: 390 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [04:01] <Stellar_Blackscale> 5413 [04:03] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into a messy bar. Some fights recently happened in there for sure! The only people present is the shotgun-toting bartender, and an SRT Guard, also carrying a shotgun, who is drinking as though nothing happened.* [04:10] <Stellar_Blackscale> "This happen often?" [04:10] <~SU_Tempest> Tender: Nah [04:10] <~SU_Tempest> SRT: Yes [04:10] <~SU_Tempest> Tender: No they don't! [04:11] <~SU_Tempest> SRT: Yes they do! [04:11] <~SU_Tempest> Tender: Whatever. [04:11] <~SU_Tempest> SRT: Fight happen every other day here, and I -love it-! [04:12] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ah. Probably not happening right now. My partner and I are hungry as... hmmm, what's really hungry?" [04:13] <~SU_Tempest> Tender: Hungry as a hellhound? [04:14] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Sure, that. And all I've got is this pomegranite. Which isn't enough for both of us." [04:14] <~SU_Tempest> Tender: Well if you'd like, sit down and I'll let you order something to sate your thirst, at least. [04:14] <Stellar_Blackscale> "'f course." [04:14] * Stellar_Blackscale sits down. "Whatcha got?" [04:15] <~Hebizuka> ==Bartender's menu== [04:15] <~Hebizuka> Cup of cappucino - 4d2 +1, Strength+10% for 4 turns - 100 P$ [04:15] <~Hebizuka> Tequila Sunrise - 3d3 +3, Inebriation +4d6 - 170 P$ - Recipe: Tequila, orange juice, grenadine syrup, ice, orange garnish [04:15] <~Hebizuka> Bloody shotgun - 3d4 +3, Inebriation +5d6 - 250 P$ - Recipe: Vodka, tomato juice, lemon juice, tabasco, worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, ice [04:15] <~Hebizuka> Oni Buster - 4d4 +3, Inebriation +6d6 - 330 P$ - Recipe: Vodka, Sake, tomato juice, lemon juice, soy sauce, tabasco sauce, cracked ice [04:15] <~Hebizuka> Colonel Wight - 4d4 +4, Inebriation +8d6 - 450 P$ - Recipe: Vodka, Tequila, Gin, Lemon juice, Cola, ice, mixed and stirred [04:15] <~Hebizuka> Fifty BMG - 4d4 +5, Inebriation +10d6 - 520 P$ - Recipe: Gin, lemon juice, absinthe, ice [04:15] <~Hebizuka> Four Horsemen - 4d4 +6, Inebriation +14d6 - 600 P$ - Recipe: Bourbon whiskey, Tennessee whiskey, Scotch whiskey, Irish whiskey [04:16] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Bloody shotguns, I think. How's that sound to you, Rosa?" [04:16] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: It's like everywhere I go, everyone has shotguns. [04:17] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Well, I like a gal with a shotgun." [04:17] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Damn! Aside from that, yeah. A bloody shotgun for me too. [04:20] <Stellar_Blackscale> "You heard her, barkeep" [04:22] <~SU_Tempest> *The bartender returns with the orders.* [04:22] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: It will be 500 P$. [04:22] * Stellar_Blackscale forks over the cash. [04:23] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 3720 P$ left carried. [04:26] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: To us! And hopefully our success and well-filled bank accounts. [04:27] <Stellar_Blackscale> "To us!" [04:27] * Stellar_Blackscale toasts and drinks [04:30] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 3d4+3 [04:30] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 13:10+3 [04:30] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 15d6 [04:30] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 62 [04:30] <~SU_Tempest> *This helps keep your starvation in check, but you're now positively drunk.* [04:30] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 3d4+3 Rosa [04:30] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest, Rosa: 12:9+3 [04:31] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 15d6 Rosa [04:31] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest, Rosa: 52 [04:31] <~SU_Tempest> *Both of you are drunk. You will be less accurate during combat, and your speech is slurred and more difficult to comprehend.* [04:32] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: *hic* Aw, damn, itsh shtrong! [04:33] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Damn shtrait. Ssssh good" [04:33] * Stellar_Blackscale kisses Rosa deeply. "Ssssssho 'r you" [04:34] <~SU_Tempest> *The engineer bursts into incoherent laughter.* [04:34] <~SU_Tempest> SRT: Tsk, isn't that cute. Well, I better get back to my post. [04:36] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Sheee you, gunny man." [04:37] <~SU_Tempest> Rosa: Baaaaai~~ [04:37] <~SU_Tempest> SRT: *He leaves.* [05:10] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Whelp~" [05:12] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [05:13] <~Hebizuka> 102 rooms, 13 kills, 2 SEs, 3 missions, 0 Amulets, 3720 P$, 0 Runs [05:14] <~Hebizuka> Progress: +16 rooms, +3 kills, +1 mission, -350 P$ [05:14] <~Hebizuka> Score: 185 pts [+28] [05:14] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 20th [+3] [05:15] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats: [05:15] <~Hebizuka> Shots 3/3 [05:15] <~Hebizuka> Melee 1/1 [05:15] <~Hebizuka> Grenades 1/1 [05:15] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL 5/5 (100%) [05:15] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats: [05:15] <~Hebizuka> Shots 25/33 (76%) [05:15] <~Hebizuka> Melee 5/5 (100%) [05:15] <~Hebizuka> Grenade 1/1 (100%) [05:15] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL 31/39 (79% accuracy) [05:16] <~Hebizuka> Other progress: [05:16] <~Hebizuka> +3 Soldier kills [05:16] <~Hebizuka> +2 Precision rifle [05:16] <~Hebizuka> +1 Martial arts [05:16] <~Hebizuka> +1 Headshots [05:16] <~Hebizuka> +1 WP kill [05:17] <~Hebizuka> No new award