Log:Game 26 (Meta, no ontology)

[23:27] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Lucca Serehnal. You visited 118 rooms. Next special room at 120, next mission at 128. Your wanted level is Code 11, Guards want you dead! Watch out. Your ally, a male Maze Soldier named Jeff Malone, is with you and seems fine. !mrooms3 to continue [23:28] <LuccaSerehnal> !mrooms3 [23:28] <~Hebizuka> [ LuccaSerehnal ] Left door: 654 - Front door: 1171 - Right door: 534 - Roomstyle: 67 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [23:29] <LuccaSerehnal> Forward [23:30] <~Hebizuka> *A classroom. There is nobody in here. You spot a package on one of the desks, and only one door ahead.* [23:31] <LuccaSerehnal> Inspect package [23:31] <~Hebizuka> A silencer for the SCAR-H [23:32] <LuccaSerehnal> !mrooms1 [23:32] <~Hebizuka> [ LuccaSerehnal ] Unique door: 245 - Roomstyle: 29 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [23:32] <LuccaSerehnal> Onward [23:32] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a MazeSlots room!* [23:32] <LuccaSerehnal> Yay! [23:33] <LuccaSerehnal> Time to play slots~ [23:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jeff: Oh, those things. I thought they didn't really exist. [23:33] <LuccaSerehnal> "I've found a couple. Let's see what we get this time!" [23:34] <~SU_Tempest> *Three credits available.* [23:35] <LuccaSerehnal> Use the first~ [23:36] <~Hebizuka> *The speels are rinning...* [23:37] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Cherry - Bullet - Amulet [23:37] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Explosion - Cherry - T-shirt [23:37] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Red pill - Condom - Condom [23:37] <~Hebizuka> Nothing. 2 cr left. [23:37] <LuccaSerehnal> Try again! [23:37] <~Hebizuka> *The spins are reeling...* [23:39] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Bullet - Amulet - Pistol [23:39] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Wrench - Wrench - Condom [23:39] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Condom - T-shirt - Tentacle [23:39] <~Hebizuka> Nothing. 1cr left. [23:39] <LuccaSerehnal> Try again~ [23:40] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Amulet - Lucky 7 - Condom [23:40] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Red pill - Amulet - Bandage [23:40] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Wrench - Bullet - T-shirt [23:40] <~Hebizuka> Aw, that's too bad! Out of credits. [23:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jeff: Oh, no. Almost. [23:41] <LuccaSerehnal> "Tch... Oh well." [23:41] <LuccaSerehnal> "Let's move on then." [23:41] <LuccaSerehnal> !mrooms3 [23:41] <~Hebizuka> [ LuccaSerehnal ] Left door: 606 - Front door: 177 - Right door: 1049 - Roomstyle: 181 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [23:42] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 125 [23:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jeff: Which door, ma'am? [23:44] <LuccaSerehnal> Oh [23:44] <LuccaSerehnal> Forward [23:47] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an armory. There is a @wpn in the gun locker on the left, and food on the desk.* [23:48] <LuccaSerehnal> @wpn [23:48] <EliasBot> Class 5L weapon! A bokken! [23:48] <LuccaSerehnal> "...Well, I guess I don't really have anything better." [23:48] <LuccaSerehnal> Take, equip [23:48] <LuccaSerehnal> Inspect food [23:49] <~Hebizuka> *You equipped the Bokken as your Class 5L weapon.* [23:49] <~Hebizuka> Some bread. [23:51] <LuccaSerehnal> How hungry am I feeling right now? [23:51] <~Hebizuka> *You could go for a snack but you're not what you'd call hungry.* [23:51] <LuccaSerehnal> "Hey, Jeff, you hungry?" [23:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jeff: Just a little bit, ma'am, but nothing bad. [23:53] <LuccaSerehnal> "Huh. Guess I'll save it for later then." Take it [23:54] <~Hebizuka> 36.99/50 [23:55] <LuccaSerehnal> !mrooms3 [23:55] <~Hebizuka> [ LuccaSerehnal ] Left door: 830 - Front door: 574 - Right door: 89 - Roomstyle: 83 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [23:55] <LuccaSerehnal> Right [23:56] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot a dumpster in the corner, and it's noticeably smelly. You spot clothes on the ground.* [23:56] <LuccaSerehnal> Inspect clothes [23:57] <~Hebizuka> Legs addon: Medieval armor legs [23:58] <LuccaSerehnal> Hm... Examine them more closely. [00:00] <~Hebizuka> *The medieval leg pads seem to be made of iron. It's heavy, but solid.* [00:01] <LuccaSerehnal> How solid do the kevlar pads seem to be in comparison? [00:02] <~Hebizuka> *Your Kevlar leg pads are composed of two primary components; the outer Kevlar ballistic tissue, and ballistic trauma plates made of ceramic which are designed to withstand bullet damage.* [00:03] <LuccaSerehnal> "Huh... I dunno, what do you think, Jeff? Should we try them out, or just leave it?" [00:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jeff: From the looks of it, you should perhaps leave them. Those things don't look too comfortable to wear. [00:05] <LuccaSerehnal> "Yeah, you're right. Let's go." [00:05] <LuccaSerehnal> !mrooms3 [00:05] <~Hebizuka> [ LuccaSerehnal ] Left door: 824 - Front door: 1014 - Right door: 479 - Roomstyle: 137 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:05] <LuccaSerehnal> Right [00:06] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs.* [00:07] <~Hebizuka> *A grassy room... Which seems to be occupied by an imugi, a lesser Korean dragon.* [00:07] <LuccaSerehnal> @cover [00:07] <EliasBot> No cover at all! [00:07] <LuccaSerehnal> ...Well then. [00:07] <LuccaSerehnal> It's not looking toward me, is it? [00:07] <~Hebizuka> *It hasn't seen you - yet.* [00:08] <LuccaSerehnal> Whisper to Jeff. "I don't suppose those things are friendly?" [00:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jeff: *whisper* They're... not, that I know of. [00:09] <LuccaSerehnal> Right. Can I see its head or any other weak point? [00:10] <~Hebizuka> *The creature has a head, a body, 2 eyes, 4 legs, a long tail, its mouth is full of teeth, and it has a pair of horns.* [00:10] <LuccaSerehnal> Right. Vintorez, scope, aim at eye [00:10] <LuccaSerehnal> !mdice 2 6 [00:10] <~Hebizuka> [ LuccaSerehnal ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 5 > < Total Score: 9 > [00:11] <~Hebizuka> *You send a bullet right to the dragon's eye, and by extension... its head. The creature did not like.* [00:11] <~Hebizuka> *It died without knowing what hit it!* [00:11] <~Hebizuka> Room clear! [00:12] <LuccaSerehnal> !mrooms3 [00:12] <~Hebizuka> [ LuccaSerehnal ] Left door: 447 - Front door: 1480 - Right door: 220 - Roomstyle: 176 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:12] <LuccaSerehnal> Left [00:12] <~Hebizuka> *A library, which is rather messy. Many broken shelves, and a lot of trampled books on the ground. There is a package on the floor...* [00:13] <LuccaSerehnal> Inspect package [00:13] <~Hebizuka> An extended 10-rd magazine for the CZ 455 [00:15] <LuccaSerehnal> !mrooms1 [00:15] <~Hebizuka> [ LuccaSerehnal ] Unique door: 1166 - Roomstyle: 50 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:15] <LuccaSerehnal> Okay [00:16] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bionics workshop. You spot the owner of the place working in the back...* [00:31] <~Hebizuka> *The bionics engineer, Lance Chaosclaw, turns around and notices your presence.* [00:32] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Ah ha! HA! VISITORS! How pleasant. WELCOME, SOLDIERS. Welcome to my humble workshop. [00:32] <LuccaSerehnal> "Hah, I think I like you. What is this place?" [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: This is a bionics workshop. I, Lance Chaosclaw, am the leader, and only member, and in fact, the only scientist of the Mazes to be part of the Bionics Science Team. I design, create, and craft bionic parts to ENHANCE the HUMAN BEING! [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I am a strong transhumanist and I believe that my KNOWLEDGE will lead to other people's POWER! Only the enhanced human counts. AHAHAHAHA! [00:36] <LuccaSerehnal> "Enhancement, huh... Tell me more~" [00:37] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: The mounting, that is. You still have to pay for the bionic parts. BUT YOU GOT THAT, I THINK. [00:38] <LuccaSerehnal> "Yes, I think I am very interested indeed... Just what might I be able to do with these, ah, 'enhancements", would you say?" The look on her face makes it fairly obvious what the word "enhancement" brings to mind for her. [00:39] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Simply put, I can make you BETTER in almost every way possible. There are only two things my TALENT and EXPERTISE cannot fix: People being dumb, and people who want a metal penis. Because I will NEVER do a metal penis. Ew. That crazy catgirl once asked me if she could do that for me, and I was in shock. No. APPALLED. I'm here to enhance the HUMAN. Not the piddly, unimportant... SEX [00:39] <~SU_Tempest> LIFE of people. BLEARGH. *ahem* But anyway. [00:39] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I meant, if I could do that for her. [00:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jeff: Crazy catgirl?.. [00:41] <LuccaSerehnal> "Hmph, unimportant? ...Then again, you seem pretty fun otherwise." She immediately drops that line of thought. "You said you sell the bionics, right? What stuff do you have?" [00:43] <~Hebizuka> =BIONICS FOR SALE - Request for information and prices= [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Nervous system and synaptic enhancement [00:43] <~Hebizuka> BCI microchip system, Brain/Eye enhancement [00:43] <~Hebizuka> BCI reflex computer, Brain/Eye/Sensorial enhancement [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Biomechanical Heart Enhancement [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Life Support System [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Biomechanical Upper Body Enhancement [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Muscular enhancement system (arms) [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Bionic arm [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Muscular enhancement system (legs) [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Bionic leg [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Akimbo Mind dual wielding enabling enhancement [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Dragon Skin body resiliency enhancer [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Enhanced Digestive System [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Gem Cannon weaponized crystal charger [00:43] <~Hebizuka> BCI mental augmentation, Brain/Mind enhancement [00:43] <~Hebizuka> ""Ripperclaws"" knuckle-claw augmented bionic arm" [00:43] <~Hebizuka> ""Electail"" cybernetic tail attachment" [00:43] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [00:43] <LuccaSerehnal> "Tell me more about the heart enhancement." [00:45] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: The Biomechanical Heart Enhancement or BHE is one of my favorite gems. It basically enhances the blood pumping and filtering abilities of your heart, while preserving your heart rate. It allows you to recover from Pain faster, and withstand more bleeding. (Pain regeneration grows to 3%/turn instead of 2%, and maximum bleeding counter increases to 25.) [00:45] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: It could be yours for 2000 P$. [00:46] <LuccaSerehnal> "Don't think I have that much... There anything closer to 900 P$ or less? " [00:46] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: This few? Oh no I'm afraid not. My cheapest work is 1000. [00:47] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: BUT if you have any valuables you want to get rid of, I can give you a fair price for them. That could help your case on the financial side... [00:48] <LuccaSerehnal> "Don't think so. About the only spare stuff I've got is some drugs and a couple pistols." [00:48] <~Hebizuka> Valuables carried: [00:48] <~Hebizuka> Diamond x1 [00:48] <~Hebizuka> Platinum wire x1 [00:48] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [00:57] <LuccaSerehnal> "Hey, can you tell me some more about this?" Lucca gets out the Muscular System Enhancement package [01:01] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Oh, you should've told me you already had parts. Ahem, anyway... this is the Muscular System Enhancement, legs version, and it applies on ONE leg. It is a series of microscopic chips which are meant to enhance the muscles and nervous system of your leg, allowing you to kick harder, jump higher and run faster. Of course I recommend purchasing two for full effectiveness. BUT if you [01:01] <~SU_Tempest> happen to enjoy KICKING PEOPLE IN THE NUTS, you only need ONE of those, of course. HAHAHA. [01:01] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Unless you like changing your nut-kicking leg often, I presume. [01:02] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: All in all it increases your strength by about 10%. [01:02] <LuccaSerehnal> "Hm... Jeff, what do you think? You want it?" [01:02] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: And you, ma'am? [01:03] <LuccaSerehnal> "I'll take it if Jeff doesn't want it. After everything he's gone through, I figure he can use first share." [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jeff: I'm fine, well, I think. You should get the better gear. [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Is he your subordinate? [01:05] <LuccaSerehnal> "He's my friend. Look, you don't exactly seem like you care much who your customers are, so I'll just say that soldiers have good gear and leave at that for explanation." [01:06] <LuccaSerehnal> "Anyway, if you say so, Jeff... Still gonna give you one of the arms though. Rather have the plain one, or the claws?" [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jeff: Umm... I'll get the plain one, if you insist... [01:08] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: WELL. For your information, I do care about my customers. [01:08] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: EVERY SINGLE PERSON I have enhanced is, in away, my representative on HUMAN ENHANCEMENT. [01:08] <LuccaSerehnal> "Eh, was just saying that I didn't expect you'd only serve soldiers. You're fine with contestants too, right?" [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I do not care what your JOB is. I only care about your bodies and working on them.[01:09] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: SO. What will it be. A bionic arm for him, and the muscular enhancement and the Ripperclaw for you? [01:09] <LuccaSerehnal> "Yeah, that's about right." [01:10] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Very well. Give me your implants, I will put your bodies to sleep and when you'll wake up, you will be H PLUS! [01:11] <LuccaSerehnal> Give the implants over and cooperate [01:11] <~Hebizuka> *You are put to sleep and taken on an operating table...* [01:13] <~Hebizuka> Which leg do you want the MES implanted on? [01:13] <LuccaSerehnal> !mdice 1 2 [01:13] <~Hebizuka> [ LuccaSerehnal ] < You rolled a: 1 d 2 > < Rolls: 2 > < Total Score: 2 > [01:13] <LuccaSerehnal> Right [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Which arm do you want the Ripperclaws implanted on? [01:14] <LuccaSerehnal> Right [01:14] <LuccaSerehnal> ...Maybe I should have had the MES on the left instead. But eh, oh well, not like it matters at all [01:15] <~Hebizuka> It doesn't for the MES. [01:15] <~Hebizuka> For the Ripperclaws it does, I will be asking you which fist you punch with if you use your fists. [01:16] <LuccaSerehnal> Yeah, but I'm not indecisive on which to put the Ripperclaws on xP [01:16] <LuccaSerehnal> Eh, go left for MES and right for Ripperclaws [01:16] <~Hebizuka> *You finally wake up. You feel that something changed. Your right arm is half skin, half metallic in outside appearance. You also notice that the tip of your fingers are now metallic and sharp, and pointy. [01:17] <~Hebizuka> *Your left leg feels different, rejuvenated, and indeed stronger.* [01:17] <~Hebizuka> *Jeff wakes up as well, his right arm being half-metallic half-skin, from shoulder to right hand. Just like you, except he does not have the eponymous ripping claws.* [01:19] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Good day to you, my friend. How do you feel? [01:20] <LuccaSerehnal> "I feel great! Changing like this... Closest I've got to feeling really alive again since I got INTO these damn mazes!" [01:20] <LuccaSerehnal> She's certainly energetic for having just woken up [01:23] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I am very happy to hear this. Since you didn't buy them from here, the mounting is free of charge. [01:40] <LuccaSerehnal> "Awesome~" She looks to Jeff. "Hey, how are you feeling now?" [01:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jeff: Frankly? Strangely good. [01:44] <LuccaSerehnal> "Awesome~" [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Well, unless I can do anything for you, you may proceed and SHOW THEM. [01:44] <LuccaSerehnal> "Well, guess it's time to move on now. Thanks for the boost, Lance~" [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: You are welcome, my friend. SHOW'EM THE SUPERIORITY OF BIONICS! [01:45] <LuccaSerehnal> !mrooms3 [01:45] <~Hebizuka> [ LuccaSerehnal ] Left door: 364 - Front door: 998 - Right door: 1009 - Roomstyle: 6 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [01:45] <LuccaSerehnal> Right [01:46] <~SU_Tempest> Next special room at 128 [01:48] <~Hebizuka> *A military bedroom. You spot a weapon on the bed.* [01:48] <LuccaSerehnal> Inspect weapon [01:48] <~Hebizuka> Class 1: Heckler & Koch HK416 assault rifle (5.56 NATO - 30 rounds - STANAG) [01:49] <LuccaSerehnal> END THE GAME SHOOTING THE OFF SWITCH- no just ignore it [01:49] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [01:56] <~Hebizuka> 126 rooms (+8), 25 kills (+1), 2 SEs (+0), 3 missions (+0), 1 Amulet (+0), 910 P$ (+0), 0 runs [01:57] <~Hebizuka> total score 230 points (+10) [01:57] <~Hebizuka> Position: 13th (+0)