Log:Game 36 (Meta, no ontology)

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[23:12] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Matthew Kethys. You visited 851 rooms. The next special room is at 855 (in 4 rooms). You seem to be A-OK, and so is your ally Karin. !mrooms3 to continue [23:15] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [23:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1194 - Front door: 1366 - Right door: 379 - Roomstyle: 165 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [23:15] * %Matthew_Kethys exits through the left door [23:16] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a volley of stairs...* [23:17] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a radio room, with its convenient radio and the shelves full of junk and spare parts. Unfortunately it seems that the room is occupied by unfriendly creatures... two huge killer bees. * [23:18] * %Matthew_Kethys just... raises his mod0 and goes to pop like. 4 shots into one of the giant bees. [23:18] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [23:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 4 > < Total Score: 5 > [23:19] <~Hebizuka> *You manage to -barely- hit and kill the killer bee. It falls in a pool of blood!* [23:19] <~Hebizuka> *Karin raises her KBP 6G30 grenade launcher, and fires the last grenade at the remaining killer bee.* [23:19] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:19] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 1 > < Total Score: 4 > [23:19] <~Hebizuka> *Unfortunately, it explodes too soon, and the bee is unharmed.* [23:20] <~Hebizuka> *The killer bee flies towards Karin and attempts stinging her!* [23:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 4 > < Total Score: 5 > [23:21] <~Hebizuka> *That bee fails to even hit her.* [23:21] <~Hebizuka> *It is now your turn.* [23:21] * %Matthew_Kethys turns around to look at the other bee, also going shoot it four times with the mod0 [23:21] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [23:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 5 > < Total Score: 8 > [23:23] <~Hebizuka> *That bee dies next to its colleague.* [23:23] <~Hebizuka> Room clear! [23:23] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Hey, hold on. That gun's empty. [23:23] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: I'm gonna drop it and switch to my AKMSU... [23:24] * %Matthew_Kethys nods. [23:24] <~SU_Tempest> *Karin does as she said, dropping the empty grenade launcher and slinging the AKMSU as her Class 2 weapon.* [23:25] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [23:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1341 - Front door: 249 - Right door: 1132 - Roomstyle: 182 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [23:26] * %Matthew_Kethys will exit through the right door after Karin finishes switching out weapons. [23:27] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a screens room. You may check what's in the next rooms from here. There are clothes on the floor.* [23:27] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the screens [23:27] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [23:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 482 - Front door: 1329 - Right door: 850 - Roomstyle: 67 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [23:28] <~Hebizuka> Roomstyle 67: A mess hall. [23:29] <~Hebizuka> Room 482: A maid is cleaning in the corner, while what seems to be a tengu is standing around. [23:29] <~Hebizuka> Room 1329: A maid is sitting at one of the tables. She seems to be cleaning a weapon, a rifle of some sort. [23:30] <~Hebizuka> Room 850: A maid picks up and sets a plastic bag on one of the tables; it looks like food. [23:30] <~Hebizuka> *end of screens* [23:30] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the clothing. [23:30] <~Hebizuka> Arms addon: Twaron arm pads [23:30] * %Matthew_Kethys leaves those behind, exiting through the right door again. [23:31] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a mess hall. You see the maid you saw earlier, back to cleaning the floor. On the table is food. In the back of the room is one door only.* [23:32] * %Matthew_Kethys examines th foodage. [23:33] <~Hebizuka> A bag of potato chips. [23:33] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms1 [23:33] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Unique door: 1080 - Roomstyle: 45 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:33] * %Matthew_Kethys leaves the chipbaggy behind, instead leaving through the single door. [23:33] <~SU_Tempest> PDA: Cooldown ended. [23:35] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 8 [23:35] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 8 > < Rolls: 4 > < Total Score: 4 > [23:35] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an area with two door; a transparent one ahead, with a sign, and an emergency exit on the right.* [23:36] * %Matthew_Kethys examines the sign. [23:37] <~Hebizuka> "Golem Cave - Caution, dangerous area - After filed complaints, thermobaric rockets and nail clippers are forbidden in this area" [23:38] <~SU_Tempest> *Karin snerks at the sign.* [23:39] * %Matthew_Kethys chuckles [23:40] * %Matthew_Kethys then looks at his PDA for a second, ordering an inhaler of nitrous oxide. [23:41] <~SU_Tempest> PDA: Order accepted. The item has been spawned. Lockdown enabled for 10 turns. [23:41] <~Hebizuka> A nitrous oxide inhaler. [23:42] <%Matthew_Kethys> (And how many do I have now. Just the one?) [23:42] <~Hebizuka> Total carried: 2 [23:42] <~Hebizuka> 111.84/120 [23:43] * %Matthew_Kethys hands Karin one of the inhalers. Again, best that they each have one on hand like with the morphine [23:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Karin gladly accepts it.* [23:44] <~SU_Tempest> 110.84/120 - Ally 13.02/120 [23:45] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 875 [23:47] * %Matthew_Kethys will exit through the emergency exit like before [23:47] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms1 [23:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Unique door: 800 - Roomstyle: 136 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [23:48] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There are a few bullet holes on the walls, and a weapon on the floor.* [23:48] * %Matthew_Kethys examines the weapon [23:48] <~Hebizuka> Class 1: Franchi SPAS-12 shotgun (12 gauge - 8 shells) [23:49] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [23:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 49 - Front door: 1382 - Right door: 1144 - Roomstyle: 72 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:49] * %Matthew_Kethys leaves the SPAS-12 behind, exiting through the left door [23:50] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a nice shiny on the floor...*** [23:50] * %Matthew_Kethys examines the shiny. [23:50] <~Hebizuka> A platinum bar! [23:52] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Well, hello there" [23:52] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Score. [23:52] * %Matthew_Kethys snatches that up and puts it in his backpack with its little golden siblings. :vv [23:54] <~Hebizuka> 111.84/120 [23:59] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Okay, now that's done, let's go. [23:59] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [23:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 680 - Front door: 1378 - Right door: 107 - Roomstyle: 122 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [23:59] * %Matthew_Kethys exits through the front door [00:00] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [00:00] <~Hebizuka> *You land, rather conveniently, in an armory. There is a weapon (@wpn to access) in the gun locker, as well as a box of ammo.* [00:02] <%Matthew_Kethys> @wpn [00:02] <EliasBot> Class 5S weapon! An african throwing knife! [00:02] * %Matthew_Kethys ignores the knife and checks out the ammo box [00:03] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 7.62x51mm NATO x20 [00:03] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [00:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1454 - Front door: 329 - Right door: 94 - Roomstyle: 73 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [00:04] * %Matthew_Kethys ignores the ammo, heading out through the left door. [00:06] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs, and enter ANOTHER armory. This locker has a weapon (@wpn), as well as a package.* [00:06] <%Matthew_Kethys> @wpn [00:06] <EliasBot> You found a Class 1 weapon! That's a Norinco QBZ-97A assault rifle, and comes with a 30-round [00:06] <EliasBot> STANAG magazine. (5.56x45mm NATO) [00:07] * %Matthew_Kethys unloads the Norinco, using some of its' ammo to reload his mod0. [00:07] <~Hebizuka> You pick up 15 rounds to reload the Mk18 mod0, and spare the remaining 15 rounds.* [00:07] <~Hebizuka> Colt Mk18 mod0: +15 rounds (Total 100+1/100) [00:07] <~Hebizuka> 5.56x45mm NATO carried: 1395 [00:08] * %Matthew_Kethys then checks out the package [00:09] <~Hebizuka> A scope for SG552 [00:09] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 235 - Front door: 1007 - Right door: 606 - Roomstyle: 150 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [00:09] * %Matthew_Kethys exits through the right door this time. [00:10] <~Hebizuka> *You're beginning to feel hungry while walking in the corridors.* [00:11] <%Matthew_Kethys> (hunger% at) [00:11] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a classroom. This one is occupied by a Hakutaku and a Yousei. They are studying something strange and recognizable on the desk...* [00:11] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger 40%. [00:12] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the desk-side object [00:13] <~Hebizuka> Body armor: Powered Combat Vest [00:14] * %Matthew_Kethys nods, smiling a little as he looks at the PCV, before looking at the doors out. [00:14] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: ...Oh, um. Yes. This is a PCV, or Powered Combat Vest. I happened to find that under my desk this morning... It's human equipment. [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: Is that good equipment, mistress Aoi? [00:15] <%Matthew_Kethys> "It's quite solid, if I may interject." [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Yeah. I heard it's one of the best armors out there. Good thing it's not in the hands of Soldiers... Good for us. [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> *The hakutaku turns to you.* Haku: Oh, um. I'm sorry. I did not see you enter. [00:16] <%Matthew_Kethys> "My apologies for interrupting your lesson. Was just looking it over, myself. Used to have one of these a long while ago. Certainly saved me from a lot of trouble." [00:17] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Oh, how exciting! But, tell me, you're not a Soldier, are you? [00:17] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Not at all." [00:17] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Tell me, is it true this can completely stop a 7.62 NATO bullet? [00:18] <%Matthew_Kethys> "I'd imagine they kind of really loathe me, to say the least. Especially considering the amount of dama- Not really. It'll certainly dull the blow quite a bit, but they'll still sting." [00:18] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Oh. Well, the reputation of this armor is that it's among the best available, is that true too? [00:19] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Indeed. Nowhere near as good as what I'm currently wearing, but it's still up there." [00:19] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Wow... We will gladly keep this armor, it will be an excellent studying subject for a while! [00:21] * %Matthew_Kethys nods* "I'm certain it will. In any case, I'll be off. Have a good day, you two." [00:21] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [00:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 274 - Front door: 1394 - Right door: 370 - Roomstyle: 185 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:22] * %Matthew_Kethys exits through the left door. [00:23] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. A Maze Sergeant patrols around alone, with a compact assault rifle. Given the look on their face, they look visibly tired.* [00:23] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Didn't get much rest, I'm guessing?" [00:25] <~SU_Tempest> MzSgt: You guessed correctly... I pulled an all-nighter of guarding duty last night, and I'm up for more... [00:25] <~SU_Tempest> MzSgt: It's balls retarded! I SHOULDN'T be doing this kind of job for 48 hours straight! [00:26] <~SU_Tempest> MzSgt: Hey, by the way, I'm sure I saw you somewhere else before.. Aren't you famous or somethin'? [00:26] <%Matthew_Kethys> "...If by 'famous' you mean 'I kinda wrecked a ton of things', then, uh... Yeah." [00:27] <~SU_Tempest> MzSgt: Oh, hold on, I remember now! You totally look like that dude in my favorite video game... [00:27] <~SU_Tempest> MzSgt: Uhhh... What's his name again... Fuck. My head's mush... I need coffee. [00:29] <%Matthew_Kethys> "It's alright. Honestly, I hope you just manage to make it through the day." [00:29] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [00:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1107 - Front door: 1415 - Right door: 724 - Roomstyle: 38 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> MzSgt: Yeah, thanks, dude. I really wish I'm not gonna meet a contestant or stuff. I'm too tired to fight even babies. [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> MzSgt: ...Entire team is babies... wugh. [00:30] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: *Muttering to you* Something is not right. [00:30] * %Matthew_Kethys nods, just taking the chance to exit through the front door. No reason to linger around here any longer. [00:34] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a medieval room. The resident medieval knight is here, in full armor and with the sword! There are what seems to be weapons on the floor too.* [00:36] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the weapons [00:37] <~Hebizuka> Class 5S: Pepper spray can x6 [00:39] * %Matthew_Kethys raises a brow at the pepper spray cans, deciding to leave those there. [00:39] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [00:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 671 - Front door: 1466 - Right door: 358 - Roomstyle: 51 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [00:39] <~Hebizuka> *The knight seems asleep in his armor.* [00:39] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [00:39] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 > < Total Score: 4 > [00:40] <~Hebizuka> *A grassy room. A Maze Citizen is wandering around in this room, carrying a submachine gun and a load-bearing vest.* [00:41] * %Matthew_Kethys glances at the knight for a second, impressed by the fact he seems to be sleeping in his armor without any problems, before heading off into the front door* [00:41] <~Hebizuka> *You notice a rather big weapon on the floor too.* [00:42] * %Matthew_Kethys takes a look at this beeg wepon [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Class 1: Zastava M93 Black Arrow sniper rifle (12.7x108mm - 5 rounds - Natural scope) [00:43] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [00:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 863 - Front door: 1106 - Right door: 658 - Roomstyle: 87 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:43] <~Hebizuka> PDA: Cooldown ended. [00:44] * %Matthew_Kethys just leaves the Black Arrow there, still very much content with his Pecheneg as he leaves through the left door. [00:46] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs, and enter a grassy room. You spot clothes on the floor.* [00:47] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the clothing [00:47] <~Hebizuka> Footwear: Running shoes [00:48] * %Matthew_Kethys decides to take a break for the moment and eat one of his 280 gram burgers. [00:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 66 [00:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 66 > < Rolls: 51 > < Total Score: 51 > [00:49] <~SU_Tempest> *That burger was very good! [00:49] <~SU_Tempest> Hunger fell to -6% [00:49] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Fantastic." [00:50] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [00:50] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1397 - Front door: 1524 - Right door: 87 - Roomstyle: 173 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:50] * %Matthew_Kethys leaves through the left door once he finishes his meal. [00:51] <~Hebizuka> *A storage area. You find a locker here, which has a box of ammo in it.* [00:51] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the ammo box. [00:53] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 5.45x39mm x30 [00:53] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [00:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 179 - Front door: 48 - Right door: 307 - Roomstyle: 100 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:53] * %Matthew_Kethys leaves the ammo behind, continuing through the front door. [00:55] <~Hebizuka> *You climb stairs, and reach toilets. There is a MEDAID4 crate here.* [00:56] * %Matthew_Kethys examines the crate's content [00:56] <~Hebizuka> >Blue pill of Steroids x2 [00:56] <~Hebizuka> >Condom x2 [00:56] <~Hebizuka> >White powder of Cocaine x1 [00:56] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [00:56] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Macho Man Action Set (tm)... [00:56] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Except for the condoms bit. [00:57] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Nothin' I'd care to take, then..." [00:57] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [00:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1367 - Front door: 1514 - Right door: 785 - Roomstyle: 82 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [00:58] * %Matthew_Kethys leaves the crate's contents un-plundered as he makes his way to the left door [00:59] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bar. Only the bartender is present there... and someone forgot a piece of clothing in the corner.* [01:01] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the stray article of clothing [01:01] <~Hebizuka> Bottom: A skirt [01:02] * %Matthew_Kethys raises an eyebrow, not really wanting to know. He then looks the PDA over... and orders a Gold cuff link [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> PDA: Item spawned. Lockdown enabled for 10 turns. [01:03] * %Matthew_Kethys picks it up, one gun component richer. [01:03] <~Hebizuka> 111.99/120 [01:04] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [01:04] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 548 - Front door: 1340 - Right door: 1303 - Roomstyle: 39 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:04] * %Matthew_Kethys exits through the front door, not really up for a drink. :v [01:05] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a messy washitsu. Most of the furniture here has been damaged or destroyed... There is a kitsune sitting there at the kotatsu, somehow still standing.* [01:06] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Woah... what happened here?" [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: It's an old room... many times assaulted by vengeful men. *As she looks up, you can see scars on the face.* [01:07] <%Matthew_Kethys> "I see. That's... rather unfortunate." [01:08] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: I decided to stay no matter what... [01:11] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Mm... Alright, then. I hope the future bodes well for you, whatever it brings." *He nods to the kitsune, before looking at the doors.* [01:11] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [01:11] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 446 - Front door: 763 - Right door: 852 - Roomstyle: 139 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [01:11] * %Matthew_Kethys heads out through the left door [01:12] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an empty pharmacy. You see meds in the first-aid locker (@meds), and a scientist piling up dossiers and papers on the desk. There is also a piece of clothing on the floor.* [01:12] <%Matthew_Kethys> @meds [01:12] <EliasBot> A white tablet of codeine. Pain-40%, Nausea, Strength-10% for 2d6 turns [01:12] * %Matthew_Kethys takes the codeine, handing it over to Karin, before going to check out the clothing. [01:13] <~SU_Tempest> *Karin picks up and saves the tablet for herself.* [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Ally 14.02/120 [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: SPECTRA Helmet [01:15] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [01:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 487 - Front door: 505 - Right door: 265 - Roomstyle: 83 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [01:15] * %Matthew_Kethys decides to leave the helmet behind, exiting through the right door, not wanting to bother the scientist. [01:18] <~Hebizuka> *A meeting office. You find a rather large box of ammo on the desk.* [01:18] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the large box. [01:19] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 9x19mm Parabellum x250 [01:19] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [01:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 580 - Front door: 84 - Right door: 1282 - Roomstyle: 112 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [01:20] * %Matthew_Kethys leaves behind the huge amount of parabellum ammo, heading out through the front door. [01:21] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a prison room. There is a prisoner bound to the wall here, and an item on the floor, out of reach of the prisoner.* [01:21] * %Matthew_Kethys examines the item. [01:22] <~Hebizuka> A broken rifle stock. It's worth 10 Plastic [01:22] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [01:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1323 - Front door: 284 - Right door: 567 - Roomstyle: 111 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:23] * %Matthew_Kethys doesn't take the stock, instead headin' on out through the left door [01:26] <~Hebizuka> *A mess hall. In the back is one door only. Someone dropped a weapon on the floor.* [01:27] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the dropped weapon [01:28] <~Hebizuka> Class 3: Star Megastar pistol (.45 ACP - 12 rounds) [01:28] * %Matthew_Kethys unloads the Megastar, handing its' ammo to Karin [01:28] <~SU_Tempest> Ally: +12x .45 ACP [01:29] <~SU_Tempest> Ally total carried 74 [01:29] <~SU_Tempest> ally 14.14/120 [01:29] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms1 [01:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Unique door: 1321 - Roomstyle: 54 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [01:29] * %Matthew_Kethys leaves through the only door. [01:30] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a sas.* [01:30] <~Hebizuka> Left: Teleporting keypad [01:30] <~Hebizuka> Right: Bionics worksho^p [01:30] <%Matthew_Kethys> *To the right, obviously. :v* [01:31] <~Hebizuka> *You enter the bionics workshop.* [01:31] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: MATTHEW! I could recognize your armor from miles away! MILES, HAHAHA. MILES! [01:32] * %Matthew_Kethys chuckles* "Good to see ya too, Lance!" [01:33] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: So, what brings my favorite client in here? [01:33] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Decided to drop by for another visit... and maybe get my friend over here set up with some bionics, if she doesn't object." [01:34] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Uh, yeah. I -do- object. I'm staying vanilla. [01:34] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Ahaa. Does not surprise me one bit coming from you, KARIN. [01:35] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: You always said you supported my movement of ENHANCING humans, but you always refused to be enhanced YOURSELF. YOU WOMEN ARE HARD TO UNDERSTAND... [01:36] * %Matthew_Kethys shrugs* "Eh. People have their reasons. Simple as that." [01:38] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: AH, WELL. IN ANY CASE. How may I help you, my friend? [01:38] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Anyways... Yeah. Just wanted to drop by one last time before Karin and I get the show on the road." [01:40] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Aaah. So it's getting on, is it? You'll SHOW THEM! [01:41] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Indeed." [01:42] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: At last we're doing this, yeah. This is the final stretch. [01:42] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Just a few more rooms, and then it'll begin." [01:43] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: FINALLY my employers will see WHAT'S COMING AT 'EM. [01:44] * %Matthew_Kethys nods. [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: In any case, if I can be of some use before you depart for your grand journey, please tell me, my friend. [01:45] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Nothing I can think of, my good man. Sorry. Was nice seein' ya again, though." [01:46] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: It's all right. KARIN I HOPE YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND SOMEDAY. [01:46] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Maybe in the next three lives, old man. [01:46] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: WHAT. I AM ONLY 51. [01:46] * %Matthew_Kethys chuckles. [01:46] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Even this is a lie. You're not 51. [01:46] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Alright, you two. Chill out." [01:46] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Aach. Don't worry. We go way back. [01:47] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Alright, then." [01:48] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 880 [01:48] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [01:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1471 - Front door: 1006 - Right door: 1459 - Roomstyle: 84 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [01:48] * %Matthew_Kethys heads out through the left door. Wheeha. [01:52] <~Hebizuka> * A messy library. Many bookshelves have been trampled or broken here, with the assorted piles of fallen books on the floor. There is a shiny on the floor, between the pages of an open book.* [01:53] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the shiny. [01:53] <~Hebizuka> A clear gem. [01:53] * %Matthew_Kethys shows it to Karin. [01:53] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Hmm... Looks like impure diamond to me. [01:54] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Huh. Nice." [01:54] * %Matthew_Kethys puts the diamond away. [01:54] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [01:54] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1053 - Front door: 827 - Right door: 1070 - Roomstyle: 78 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [01:54] * %Matthew_Kethys then exits through the front door. [01:54] <~Hebizuka> 112.99/120 [01:57] <~Hebizuka> *A bar. You see a bartender, and a patron; a Maze Soldier with a submachine gun, busy downing a cocktail slowly. * [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: And y'know... He went up, but like, uuuup! [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> Tender: Mmhm. [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: I swear he wouldn't stop going up, like, vertical up. Not like diagnoal up, like uh, like an arrow that goes up but kinda down after a while. Nah. STRAIGHT UP. [02:03] <%Matthew_Kethys> "What caused him to go up?" [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier turns around and continues his drunken story, completely oblivious of who listens to him.* [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Uh, you know. Thermobaric rockets. Yeah. Dangerous shit, you know. Stuff's banned now. [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Even more dangerous than, uhh, yanno. Nail clippers. That shit is hardcore man. Hardcore. [02:06] <%Matthew_Kethys> "...Were they running amok in the golem cave?" [02:07] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Nah. It was in the showers. One of my teammates, he smuggled a nail clipper in. Now I won't tell you how, cause that's gross and yanno we're kind of without CLOTHES in a shower room. And that's when he started to shank the shit out of Roy. Poor Roy. That day was shit, and our Lieutenant decided that nail clippers were banned in every place that shows skin. [02:07] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: I heard Lady Hebizuka took it litterally and banned it in golem caves. Because. You know. Flesh golem. [02:07] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Looooooaaaaads of skiiiin, maaaaan. [02:08] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Wow. Well, that explains a lot." [02:08] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: It's wicked, dude. Wicked. [02:09] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Definitely sounds like it." [02:11] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [02:11] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1055 - Front door: 1049 - Right door: 558 - Roomstyle: 11 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [02:11] * %Matthew_Kethys just exits through the right door. Wheeeee [02:12] <~SU_Tempest> PDA: Cooldown ended. [02:13] <~Hebizuka> *You enter toilets, and see a very jovial yousei servant, -loudly- singing while cleaning the floor. There is a package near the sink.* [02:13] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the package. [02:14] <~Hebizuka> A scope for Colt Python [02:14] * %Matthew_Kethys shakes his head, before looking at his PDA, moving to order a golden pen. [02:14] <~SU_Tempest> PDA: Item spawned. Lockdown for 10 more turns. [02:16] <~Hebizuka> 113.99/120 [02:16] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [02:17] <~Hebizuka> Current progress [02:17] <~Hebizuka> 878 rooms, 266 kills, 2 SEs, 21 missions, 7 Amulets, 28923 P$, 1 Run [02:17] <~Hebizuka> Evolution [02:18] <~Hebizuka> +27 rooms, +2 kills [02:18] <~Hebizuka> Score: 2174 pts (+31) [02:18] <~Hebizuka> 97 pts from leader