Log:Game 67 (Meta, no ontology)

[00:53] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Kaguya Houraisan. You visited 118 rooms. Next special room at 120. You are not affected by any condition requiring immediate attention. Your ally, a futanari yousei named Emi, is in serious pain (70%), so watch out. !mrooms3 to begin [00:54] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [00:54] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 262 - Front door: 1441 - Right door: 999 - Roomstyle: 144 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:54] * Kaguya takes the right door [00:56] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bedroom. There is a yousei servant making the bed here, and there is a crate on the floor. Additionally, a DF Sergeant with a shotgun and a DF Soldier with a submachine gun are here, apparently berating the yousei. Lastly there is only one door here (!mrooms1).* [00:56] <Kaguya> @cover [00:56] <EliasBot> A wooden crate. (40%, Hardskin, STRONG) [00:56] * Kaguya pulls emi behind the crate [00:57] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [00:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 5 > < Total Score: 11 > [00:57] <~Hebizuka> *You and Emi flawlessly get behind the crate. You have remained unnoticed.* [00:57] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: Come on, you useless piece of shit, make that bed faster! [00:57] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Y-yes... s-sir... *sobbing* [00:57] * Kaguya raises with her 1911 and face checks the sergeant [00:57] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: They really are funny, wriggling themselves like that... [00:57] * Kaguya shoots 4 times [00:57] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [00:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 1 > < Total Score: 6 > [00:58] <~Hebizuka> *You miss all four shots. Your slide locks back - the M1911A1 is empty!* [00:58] <~Hebizuka> *Alerted by the sudden fire, the soldiers crouch down.* [00:58] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: FUCK! [00:58] * Kaguya drops back down [00:59] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi pops out of cover and face-checks the other soldier, firing twice.* [00:59] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [00:59] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 5 > < Total Score: 9 > [00:59] <Kaguya> (\o/) [00:59] <~Hebizuka> *She succeeds and lodges two bullets in the skull of that soldier, who promptly drops on the floor, never to stand up again.* [00:59] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: By the Gods... No! [01:00] <Kaguya> drop you're weapon and ill let you go~ [01:00] <Kaguya> your** [01:00] <~Hebizuka> *The Sergeant points his shotgun in your direction and fires twice.* [01:00] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:00] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 5 > < Total Score: 9 > [01:00] <Kaguya> fool [01:01] <~Hebizuka> *Buckshot was fired from this shotgun! 10 pellets hit the wooden crate, sending flying bits of broken wood everywhere. A good half of the crate is still standing as meager cover...* [01:01] <Kaguya> .. emi [01:01] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. What will you do?* [01:01] <Kaguya> just this once [01:01] <Kaguya> you may shoot him with the barrett [01:01] * Kaguya reloads 1911 [01:01] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Really? I can? [01:01] <Kaguya> yes [01:01] <~Hebizuka> *You spend your turn reloading your M1911A1.* [01:02] <~Hebizuka> Colt M1911A1: +7 rounds [6+1/7] [01:02] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP remaining: x136 (50 pouch 86 backpack) [01:02] <Kaguya> make sure to use the scope [01:02] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Kaguya, there is no scope... [01:02] <Kaguya> .. [01:02] <Kaguya> oh right im sorry [01:02] <Kaguya> =w= [01:02] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I-...I'll try my best anyway! [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi holsters her USP and breaks out the fearsome M82A1, pointing it at the soldier's chest...* [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:03] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 4 > < Total Score: 10 > [01:04] <~Hebizuka> *The extremely powerful bullet goes right through the Sergeant, not without blowing two large holes in his body... He SOMEHOW managed to survive, but he is lying on the ground, trying to catch desperately his breath.* [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: H-h-hh... hhurrk... [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> *The Sergeant can't find the strength to stand back up and stays there, spasming in pain.* [01:05] <~Hebizuka> No more fighters can pursue combat. End of fight! (2 turns) [01:07] * Kaguya walks up and shoots him in the face [01:07] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 6 > < Total Score: 7 > [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: b-b-bwwuuh! [01:08] <~Hebizuka> *You execute coldly the Sergeant.* [01:08] <Kaguya> no sympathy for the enemy [01:08] <~Hebizuka> *They dropped several items.* [01:08] <Kaguya> are you ok ^^; [01:08] * Kaguya turns to the yousei [01:08] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: B-bwuh!... ...*She's in state of shock.* [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> *The yousei passes out on the bed she just made.* [01:09] <Kaguya> .. [01:09] * Kaguya pets the yousei and puts her up on the bed to rest [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I think she really didn't want to see that... Anyway what's there on the floor? [01:09] * Kaguya checks the items [01:10] <~Hebizuka> >Clothes >Weapons >IIFS LBE >72P LBE >Other items [01:10] <Kaguya> >weapons [01:12] <~Hebizuka> >Weapons [01:12] <~Hebizuka> C2: FABARM SDASS Ultra-Short shotgun (12 gauge - 5 shells capacity) [Ammo: 2+1 - 3x Buckshot] [01:12] <~Hebizuka> C2: Taurus MT-9 submachine gun (9x19mm - 30 rounds mag) [29+1/30] [01:12] <~Hebizuka> C3: SIG Pro SP2022 pistol (9x19mm - 15 rounds mag) [14+1/15] [01:12] <Kaguya> ... [01:12] * Kaguya equips the shotgun [01:12] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Well hey! Look there! A shotgun! [01:12] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I'll grab that submachine gun! [01:12] * Kaguya hands emi the ma- [01:12] <Kaguya> yep i was about to give it to you [01:12] <~Hebizuka> *You and Emi now carry C2 weapons.* [01:12] * Kaguya so happy to have a shotgun again <3 [01:13] * Kaguya reloads the shotgun with more buckshot [01:13] <Kaguya> >check IIFS LBE [01:14] <~Hebizuka> SDASS: +3 Buckshot shells. [5+1/5 - 6x buckshot] [01:14] <~Hebizuka> 12 gauge buckshot left: 5 [01:14] <~Hebizuka> >IIFS LBE [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 12 gauge buckshot x5 [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 9x19mm Parabellum x15 [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Big purse [01:15] * Kaguya take buckshot [01:15] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Hey, is there ammo that can fit in my thing? [01:15] <Kaguya> yeah [01:15] <Kaguya> take the 9x19 [01:15] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi picks up the 15 rounds of 9x19 in the IIFS you found.* [01:16] <~Hebizuka> Emi ammo pouch 0.75/1 [01:16] * Kaguya take big purse [01:17] <~Hebizuka> You loot 63 P$ in the big purse. [01:17] * Kaguya check other backpack [01:17] <~Hebizuka> Money pouch: 456 P$/2000 [01:17] <~Hebizuka> >72P LBE [01:17] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 9x19mm Parabellum x30 [01:17] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Big purse [01:18] * Kaguya hands emi the 9x19 [01:18] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi takes 25 of the rounds offered.* [01:18] * Kaguya then takes the big purse [01:18] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Filled up that pouch! [01:19] <~Hebizuka> Ally's 9x19mm Parabellum: 40 [01:19] <~Hebizuka> Ally's ammo pouch 1/1 [01:19] <~Hebizuka> *You loot 205 P$ in this big purse.* [01:19] <Kaguya> oh wow [01:19] <~Hebizuka> Money pouch: 661 P$/2000 [01:19] <Kaguya> =w= [01:19] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I feel like I can take on the world! [01:20] <Kaguya> emi is it bad the black arrow turns me on.. [01:20] <Kaguya> =w= [01:20] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi playfully points her MT-9 at imaginary enemies while doing "pew pew" sounds* [01:20] * Kaguya snuggles it [01:20] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: ...What? [01:20] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: ...Why are you hugging your rifle? [01:20] <Kaguya> mm i want to rub against it <3 [01:20] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: ...Huuuuh? [01:20] <Kaguya> because its sexy o-o [01:20] <~SU_Tempest> *She head-tilts.* [01:20] <Kaguya> .. never mind me ^^; [01:20] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: You are in love with a gun?... [01:21] <Kaguya> .. its hard to explain [01:21] * Kaguya checks crate [01:21] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Wah, I didn't know it was possible. *She looks at her MT-9, and doesn't feel in love at all.* [01:21] <Kaguya> its ok emi i love you more [01:21] <~Hebizuka> *You have found a SHEPARD crate. Open it?* [01:21] * Kaguya opens it [01:22] <~Hebizuka> >SHEPARD crate [01:22] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: Gas mask [01:22] <~Hebizuka> Top: Military T-shirt (urban camo) [01:22] <~Hebizuka> Body armor: Powered Combat Vest [01:22] <~Hebizuka> Bottom: Military pants (urban camo) [01:22] <~Hebizuka> Footwear: Military boots [01:22] <~Hebizuka> Class 2 weapon: H&K MP5A3 submachine gun (9x19mm - 30 rounds mag) [29+1/30] [01:22] <~Hebizuka> Handgear: Fingerless gloves [01:22] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 9x19mm Parabellum x150 [01:22] * Kaguya changes into all of that armor [01:23] * Kaguya equips top body bottom footwear and handgear [01:23] <~Hebizuka> *You already wear military boots!* [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *Weapons and clothing changed.* [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *You feel like a Maze Soldier.* [01:25] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Scary outfit... [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *The outfit doesn't feel complete, though.* [01:25] * Kaguya wonders what shes missing.. [01:36] * Kaguya drops G36 silence, stores gas mask [01:37] <~Hebizuka> *You still have trouble storing that in your vest. Try anyway?* [01:37] <~Hebizuka> 33.23/35 [01:37] <Kaguya> *puts on the gas mask [01:37] <Kaguya> fine ill just wear it =w= [01:37] * Kaguya stores maid outfit [01:37] <~Hebizuka> *You are already wearing headgear. The STSh-81 Titanium helmet is on the way, you can't wear the Gas Mask.* [01:38] * Kaguya drop titanium helmet [01:38] <~Hebizuka> *Headgear replaced.* [01:38] * Kaguya store maid suit [01:38] <~Hebizuka> *You have trouble storing the maid suit in your vest. Try anyway?* [01:39] <Kaguya> >yes [01:40] <~Hebizuka> 42.23/35 [01:40] <~Hebizuka> *Uh oh! That's more than your vest's straps can endure... RRRRIP!* [01:40] <~Hebizuka> *You destroyed your RM22SF LBE...* [01:40] <~Hebizuka> *Its entire contents fell on the floor.* [01:40] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: ... Eeeep! [01:41] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Oh no, your vest... [01:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi rushes and picks up the fallen IIFS LBE on the floor.* [01:41] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Pick up that one... We gotta scavenge! [01:42] * Kaguya sighs and takes it [01:43] <~Hebizuka> IIFS LBE equipped. Comfortable carrying capacity: 15 units. Also has an ammo pouch which can carry 1 unit's worth of ammo. [01:43] <~Hebizuka> *What will you scavenge from your old backpack?* [01:44] * Kaguya sighs a bit [01:44] <Kaguya> im not going to be able to take the dragunov now [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: A-ah... damn it! [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Think, Emi... What can I do... [01:50] * Kaguya .. [01:50] * Kaguya looks over [01:50] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I-... I can help you if you want? [01:51] <Kaguya> its ok emi.. [01:54] * Kaguya sniffles and lays down the black arrow [01:55] * Kaguya salvages it for ammo [01:55] <~Hebizuka> 12.7x108mm +5 [01:55] <~Hebizuka> *List what you are salvaging from RM22SF LBE - if you wish to salvage items inside.* [01:55] * Kaguya scavanges all shotgun shells [01:56] <~Hebizuka> 12 gauge buckshot x5 salvaged [01:56] * Kaguya and .45 ACP rounds [01:56] <~Hebizuka> 12 gauge slugs x12 salvaged [01:56] <~Hebizuka> 12 gauge FRAG-12 x5 salvaged [01:57] <~Hebizuka> >Salvage ALL rounds or only until pouch is filled? [01:57] <Kaguya> all [01:57] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP x86 salvaged [01:57] <~Hebizuka> 73 placed in pouch [01:57] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch 1/1 [01:57] <~Hebizuka> 13 placed in backpack [01:58] <~Hebizuka> 0.13/15 [01:59] * Kaguya leaves the other ammo for guns she cant use [01:59] * Kaguya scavanges the black arrow for ammo [02:00] <~Hebizuka> *The Black Arrow is empty! You already salvaged the ammunition for it.* [02:00] * Kaguya tries to disassemble it so someone else cant use it [02:01] <~Hebizuka> *Difficult to disassemble completely the weapon, but you manage to yank the bolt off from the Black Arrow so that it's at least inoperable.* [02:01] * Kaguya is happy with this [02:01] * Kaguya takes the bionics packs [02:01] * Kaguya the blue print [02:01] <~Hebizuka> 3 items salvaged. [02:02] * Kaguya vial of AC- whatever [02:02] <~Hebizuka> Vial of ADBAC salvaged. [02:02] * Kaguya ginger cocaine and energy drink [02:02] <~Hebizuka> 3 items salvaged. [02:02] * Kaguya unidentified blue gem [02:02] <~Hebizuka> Gem salvaged. [02:03] * Kaguya odh [02:03] * Kaguya salvage money [02:03] <~Hebizuka> 661 P$ transferred to the new money pouch. [02:03] <~Hebizuka> Total weight 8.13/15 [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: You picked up what you needed? o: [02:04] <Kaguya> yeah [02:04] * Kaguya sighs looking at the black arrow [02:04] <Kaguya> .. lets move on [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: There's just one door ahead then! Come on... Let's go, we gotta move! [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: They win if we don't move! [02:04] * Kaguya loses her title of LAS [02:04] <Kaguya> alright [02:04] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [02:04] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1009 - Front door: 459 - Right door: 686 - Roomstyle: 142 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [02:04] <~Hebizuka> *You equip the SVD Dragunov as your Class 1 weapon.* [02:04] * Kaguya takes the left door almost in a state of tears [02:05] <~Hebizuka> *You meet again with the MazeSlots.* [02:05] <Kaguya> heh this thing is worthless but why not [02:05] <~Hebizuka> *3 credits ready to be used.* [02:06] * Kaguya pulls the handle [02:06] <~Hebizuka> *The reels are spinning...* [02:06] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Lucky 7 - Skull - Crossed $ [02:06] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Condom - Wrench - Lucky 7 [02:06] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Explosion - Bandage - Tentacle [02:06] <~Hebizuka> Nothing. 2 Cr. left. [02:07] * Kaguya pulls handle again [02:07] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I hope we win something... [02:07] <Kaguya> i do too [02:07] <~Hebizuka> *The rins are speening...* [02:07] <Kaguya> with so much bad luck i deserve something [02:08] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Red cross - Cherry - Knife [02:08] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Condom - Knife - Explosion [02:08] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Crossed $ - Bandage - Pistol [02:08] <~Hebizuka> Nothing. 1 Cr. left. [02:08] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi pouts.* [02:08] * Kaguya pulls one last time [02:08] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Come on, you piece of hunk! [02:08] <Kaguya> dont get your hopes up [02:08] <Kaguya> and its junk dear [02:08] * Kaguya giggles [02:09] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Lucky 7 - Pistol - Red pill [02:09] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Condom - Lucky 7 - Knife [02:09] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Skull - Wrench - Crossed $ [02:09] <~Hebizuka> Too bad! No more credits. !mrooms3 to leave. [02:09] <Kaguya> yeah [02:09] <Kaguya> this is as expected [02:09] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [02:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 301 - Front door: 1302 - Right door: 210 - Roomstyle: 52 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [02:10] * Kaguya goes through the right door [02:10] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 125. [02:11] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [02:11] <Kaguya> .. [02:11] <Kaguya> this again [02:11] * Kaguya falls [02:12] <~Hebizuka> *You land in a regular, featureless room. There seems to be nothing here.* [02:12] * Kaguya picks her self up [02:12] <Kaguya> .. this room is boring =w= [02:12] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [02:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 226 - Front door: 665 - Right door: 7 - Roomstyle: 80 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:12] <Kaguya> .. [02:13] * Kaguya right door [02:13] <~Hebizuka> *A radio room. A kappa is tinkering with the radio here... There are clothes on the floor.* [02:14] <Kaguya> >look clothes [02:14] <~Hebizuka> Bottom: Panties [02:14] <Kaguya> .. [02:14] * Kaguya take.. needs some [02:14] * Kaguya probably doesnt have any on [02:14] * Kaguya will put them on later [02:15] * Kaguya stores [02:15] <~Hebizuka> 9.13/15 [02:16] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: *Using a mic* Yeah, it was flawless. This is an old piece of junk here too, but it's rather solid. Good old steel construction! [02:16] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [02:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 113 - Front door: 1447 - Right door: 1144 - Roomstyle: 207 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:16] <~SU_Tempest> Radio: *static* You be careful with that thing, it's got to be heavy.* [02:16] * Kaguya listens in [02:16] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Haha, don'tcha worry about that. I'm super strong, like that dude on TV. [02:17] <~SU_Tempest> Radio: Yeah, I doubt that. In any case, how's your kid? I heard he was sick lately. [02:17] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: He's recoverin'. Making sure he eats well. [02:17] * Kaguya continues going through the front door [02:17] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a set of stairs...* [02:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [02:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 3 > < Rolls: 3 > < Total Score: 3 > [02:18] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a vault room. There is a Maze Guard in the booth, with a revolver. You also spot a weapon on the floor.* [02:19] * Kaguya check weapon [02:20] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Short: Machete [02:20] * Kaguya leaves butcher cleaver [02:20] * Kaguya takes machete [02:20] <~Hebizuka> *C5S weapons swapped!* [02:21] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [02:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 426 - Front door: 465 - Right door: 851 - Roomstyle: 266 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:21] * Kaguya left door [02:22] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [02:22] <Kaguya> ... [02:22] <Kaguya> that was fast [02:22] * Kaguya falls [02:23] <~Hebizuka> *You land on one of the conveyor belts of a factory line, which used to produce ammo. All of the brass you see there is unfinished... it seems to be a swaging/casting line. There seems to be absolutely nothing here, and there is one door only.* [02:24] * Kaguya jumps off the belt [02:24] <Kaguya> !mdoors1 [02:24] <~Hebizuka> *Emi slowly floats down and follows.* [02:24] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [02:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 490 - Roomstyle: 252 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:24] * Kaguya goes through [02:24] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bionics workshop. The bio-engie is working in the back. Lights here are dim and there is a faint smell of burned metal...* [02:25] * Kaguya blink blink [02:25] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Uuu... Scary place.. [02:25] <Kaguya> kind of yeah [02:25] <Kaguya> what kind of place is this [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> ???: Heh heh heh... So ... What do we have here? NEWCOMERS? [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> *The bio-engie's voice is heard from far back.* [02:26] <Kaguya> umm yes.. [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> ???: COME! Approach. WE WILL TALK... And you will know. [02:27] <Kaguya> .. ok [02:27] * Kaguya approachs [02:27] <~SU_Tempest> *The bio-engie turns around and removes a heavy pair of goggles.* [02:27] <~SU_Tempest> ???: WELCOME TO MY WORKSHOP. ...What is your name, by the way? [02:27] <Kaguya> umm Kaguya [02:28] <~SU_Tempest> ???: Kaguya... Hmmm. HA! KAGUYA. HA, HAHA! INDEED A BEAUTIFUL NAME. [02:28] <~SU_Tempest> ???: And your little friend with the wings over here? [02:28] <Kaguya> Emi [02:28] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: .. u.uu... um... E-Emi... sir... [02:28] * Kaguya pets her.. though emi was taller than she was [02:28] <~SU_Tempest> ???: EMI. WHAT A LOVELY NAME. Just as lovely as her owner. As for me... I [02:29] <~SU_Tempest> ???: Yes.. I. I AM LANCE CHAOSCLAW. Bionics engineer, specialist extraordinaire. People will tell you I'm extravagant, but they just have NO TASTE AT ALL. [02:29] <Kaguya> oh so your the guy that does the umm.. implants [02:29] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I... focus in making THE MAN. YES. MAN. HUMANITY. MANKIND. I focus in making MAN better. Through the use of my beautifully crafted, hand-made BIONICS. [02:29] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: ABSOLUTELY. That would be me. MWAHAHA. I SEE YOU KNOW MY FAME! [02:30] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I will also assume you are here to be... ENHANCED yourself? [02:30] <Kaguya> i heard about you on a radio or something before.. tell me how much is it to have something umm.. installed [02:30] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Well... Installing itself. It costs NOTHING. ZERO. Nothing at ALL. [02:30] <Kaguya> .. oh? [02:31] <Kaguya> emi hand me that package i gave you earlier [02:31] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: If you need bionics, you can purchase some from those I did create already. But if you already found one of my packages -- Ooooh. [02:31] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: SO YOU DID! MOST EXCELLENT! [02:31] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi picks up the implant and shows it to Lance.* [02:31] <~Hebizuka> Bionics: "Head implant: BCI microchip system, brain/eye enhancement" [02:31] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: AHAAAA. The BCI MICROCHIP SYSTEM. [02:32] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: A most excellent choice for the sharpshooter indeed. [02:32] <Kaguya> oh you could already tell what i am ^^; [02:32] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Indeed, I judge from your equally beautiful sniper rifle. What model is this, hmmmm? [02:33] <Kaguya> it's a dragunov [02:33] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: A DRAGUNOV. Hmmm. Dragunov! DRAGUNOV. That is certainly an inspiring name. BUT, I DIGRESS! [02:34] <Kaguya> and also [02:34] * Kaguya removes the body bionic from her bag [02:34] <Kaguya> this [02:34] <~Hebizuka> Bionics: "Body implant: Dragon Skin; body resiliency enhancer" [02:34] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: MY, MY! [02:35] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: DRAGON SKIN! You DID find the rare pearl right there, my friend... This is a most excellent implant as well, for those who wish NEVER TO FEAR PAIN AGAIN. [02:35] <Kaguya> ahh i wish to install these [02:35] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Simply being able to SHRUG OFF Pain is a dream we all had at some point, isn't it? [02:35] <Kaguya> and umm possibly sell this one [02:35] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Ah, yes, yes! Beautiful. You and I will certainly become friends, I am sure of it. THE SIMPLE FACT YOU WISH TO GET THEM INSTALLED IS A GOOD SIGN, HAHAHAHA! [02:35] * Kaguya pulls out the last bionic [02:36] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Oh? Another implant? Let me see.. [02:36] <~Hebizuka> Bionics: "Head implant: Nervous system and synaptic enhancement" [02:36] <Kaguya> i figure i cant have this and the microchip at the same time so [02:36] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Aaaah. Yes. The NSSE. This is right, you cannot have two Head implants. [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: It's a simpler design, one of my first. I would agree that it is less useful than the microchip system. WELL THEN. Let's begin by you selling this, this is quicker. [02:37] * Kaguya nods [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I can buy back this implant for 500 P$. What do you say, my friend? [02:38] <Kaguya> sounds fair, my amount i can carry.. rapidly decresed recently so selling this off is very nice [02:38] <~Hebizuka> *You sold the NSSE for 500 P$.* [02:38] <~Hebizuka> Money pouch: 1161 P$/2000 [02:38] <~Hebizuka> 8.13/15 [02:38] <Kaguya> so umm what do i need to do? [02:39] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: AH, YES. INSTALLING. Yes, yes. Give me the implants you wish me to install, first and foremost. ONLY I CAN OPEN AND USE THEM. As I am the ONLY ONE IN MAZEWORLD with the skill and talent to perform bionics engineering on living beings without killing them. In fact, this is the reason there is no competition at all. I AM THE ONLY ONE IN AN ENTIRE FIELD OF SCIENCE! [02:40] * Kaguya hands him the dragonskin and microchip system [02:41] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: EXCELLENT. Well then. This over here is my operation table. It does not see often use, but each and every person I have installed bionics on, I know personally. [02:41] <Kaguya> i see.. you seem trustable [02:41] * Kaguya moves over to the table [02:42] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I will install the Dragon Skin first, as I can perform the operation while you are awake. I do not know for the last one... I would rather put you to sleep while I mess with your brain. [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I will need you to undress and leave your entire equipment on the floor here. [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Your friend can wait somewhere else if she's not comfortable seeing you, I guess. [02:46] * Kaguya nods and undresses [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Now, lay down naked on this operating table. For Dragon Skin, I will have to work on your entire body. I will do a lot of changes, so sit tight and do not worry. Do you wish me to put you to sleep or do you want to stay awake? It could sting a bit, I'm going to mess with your flesh and your muscles a bit. [02:48] <Kaguya> i suppose if you can dull it enough sleep isnt neccessary [02:48] * Kaguya lays down on the table [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: My job is not to hurt. But bear in mind I will really go through everywhere.* [02:49] <~SU_Tempest> (Roleplay with Lance during the operation?) [02:49] * Kaguya nods [02:49] <Kaguya> (sure why not) [02:49] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Excellent. LET'S BEGIN YOUR ENHANCING! [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> *Lance opens the Dragon Skin implant package, and breaks out a series of strangely-shaped chirurgical tools.* [02:51] * Kaguya watches chances are theres no way this could hurt more than what she and mokou had done to each other [02:51] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I'm going to begin treating your upper body. With this, your skin and flesh will be denser and thicker, your nervous system will be accomodated to the changes so you retain the same level of dexterity, but enjoy increased resistance to Pain. I will also make sure that your body replicates this modified body's cells, so that in the event you ARE wounded, it will rebuild the enhanced [02:51] <~SU_Tempest> cells. [02:51] <~SU_Tempest> *He prepares a multiple syringe injector system, as well as a series of scalpels to make small cuts on your body.* [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Afraid? [02:52] <Kaguya> I've had worse.. do you know what it feels like to have your spine preyed out of your back by a bamboo shoot? [02:53] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I believe not. It does sound needlessly painful... [02:53] <Kaguya> indeed =w= [02:53] <~SU_Tempest> *He begins making cuts under your breasts, before making quick injections of differently-colored fluids. [02:53] * Kaguya closes her eyes a bit but winces slightly [02:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Lance continues, and continues cuts/injections on your upper chest...* [02:54] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Don't worry. I'm already injecting small and located doses of painkillers so your nervous system doesn't spaz you out. [02:54] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi watches, worryingly.* [02:54] <Kaguya> mm it just felt like a pin prick [02:54] <Kaguya> pressure mostly [02:54] <~SU_Tempest> *The bio-engie continues making the injections, working over your stomach, then your hips.* [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Just hold it a second... [02:55] <Kaguya> hmm.. [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> *He presses a button on a control panel next to your table. Metal claws retain your arms and legs, as the table begins spinning.* [02:55] <Kaguya> e-eh @_@ [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I'm just temporarily making the needed injections on the back of your body. It won't be long. [02:56] <~SU_Tempest> *You feel the scalpels and syringes being applied around your spine, then your lower back.* [02:56] * Kaguya calms down a bit [02:56] <~SU_Tempest> *You then feel them on your buttocks, left first then right.* [02:56] * Kaguya blushes a bit [02:57] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: All right, I'm spinning you back. I don't need to work anymore on the rear so you can relax about being spun. [02:57] * Kaguya nods a bit dizzy [02:57] <~SU_Tempest> *You're placed again in a correct lying position, back pointing down. Already you're starting to feel the effects of your injections... Your skin partially feels thicker.* [02:58] <Kaguya> uu i hope this doesnt effect how my breasts feel [02:58] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Do not worry. Your nervous system will accomodate to the changes. [02:58] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Now I will do some localized work on your lower body, around your crotch, pubis, thighs, then your legs, and your feet. After that I'll repeat the operation with your arms. If you're feeling nervous, just talk to me. [02:59] * Kaguya nods softly [02:59] <Kaguya> ok [02:59] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: The reason I detailed around the first three areas is because it's difficult to concentrate the Dragon Skin fluids there... [02:59] * Kaguya tries to lax [02:59] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: But even the MEANEST CUNT-PUNTING BASTARDS won't hurt you! [02:59] * Kaguya giggles [03:00] <~SU_Tempest> *He undoes the claws on your arms, but retains those on your legs. Further toying with the control panel, Lance has your legs raised and spread. He then approaches and begins working on your left thigh...* [03:00] <Kaguya> nn if i didnt know what you was doing id say this was some rape table [03:01] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Rape? ME? For the love of von Braun, NO. I would NEVER engage in such FUTILE acts. [03:01] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I enhance, my friend... Not degrade. [03:01] <~SU_Tempest> *You begin feeling the injections on your right thigh, this time.* [03:01] <Kaguya> I see.. it was just a thought [03:02] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: This is delicate. This enhances your outer skin and flesh's resistance, but it will not affect how your innards feel. If you are worried about the sensitivity of any of your ... orifices, do not worry. Those are not modified. [03:02] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Though I need to have a little more precision here, so please try not to move. [03:03] <Kaguya> o-ok [03:03] <~SU_Tempest> *Lance puts on strange set of glasses with retractable, multiple lenses. He configures those lenses to have accurate eyesight, then begins working on your crotch. You begin feeling tiny cuts on your pubis, then in every skin area surrounding your entrances.* [03:04] <~SU_Tempest> *This seems to have a far quicker acting effect, as mere seconds only after each cut is done, you begin feeling increased thickness.* [03:04] * Kaguya winces a bit feeling awkwerd [03:04] <Kaguya> that feels funny >.o [03:05] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Do not worry. It may feel thicker than it really is; though the feeling is correct. It DOES enhance greatly your resiliency. But if you are wondering, no, you will not ressemble a horrible difform thick creature. In fact thickness only increases by a mere few millimeters. [03:05] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: How are you feeling so far? Any... Uneasiness? [03:07] <Kaguya> mm i feel a little heavy but [03:07] <Kaguya> thats about it [03:08] <~SU_Tempest> *He continues, undoing the claws on your legs but instead activating claws catching your feet, then one surrounding your stomach again. He then has your right leg raised, so the foot points way up and your leg is all straight and raised.* [03:08] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Now to work on the legs... [03:09] * Kaguya closes her eyes [03:09] <~SU_Tempest> *You feel several small, quick cuts and injections through your thigh, around and behind the knee, and the calf. They are quicker and the feeling of thickness is felt slower.* [03:10] * Kaguya focuses her mind on something else as its barely feelable to begin with [03:11] <~SU_Tempest> *Finally, you feel the same cuts and injections on your foot - on your heel, first, then the underside, and then right at the limit of your toes.* [03:11] <~SU_Tempest> *The feeling of thickness is felt again, and grows to the entire foot...* [03:11] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: That will do for the right leg. I'll quickly raise your left and do the same... [03:13] <~SU_Tempest> *The bio-engie does as he has warned, and you begin feeling the same cuts on your otherl eg.* [03:13] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Soon enough, you will join the list of people I have ENHANCED. Every time I get to work on someone, is an immense honor! [03:14] <Kaguya> i-i see [03:16] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: And how do you feel? Do you have plans perhaps? For you to require the use of NO LESS than DRAGON SKIN... [03:19] <Kaguya> what do you mean? [03:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Lance finishes working on your other leg and foot and has them lowered again. He quickly begins the cuts on your right arm... which you feel on the shoulder, then arm, then forearm, then hand.* [03:19] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: What did you need this implant for, my friend? [03:20] <Kaguya> im a contestant.. im sure many have come through here [03:20] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: So you are. Yes indeed, you are not the first contestant I see. IN THAT CASE... No further explanations may be needed, my friend. I DO UNDERSTAND. [03:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Already he begins working on your left arm...* [03:22] <Kaguya> =w= [03:23] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: There. I will begin the rest of the work; that is, on your head, along with the second implant. But for this you must be asleep. [03:24] <Kaguya> -ok [03:24] <~SU_Tempest> *He picks up something from a crate... A HUGE syringe full of anesthetics.* [03:24] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi eeps at the size of this thing.* [03:25] <Kaguya> ... [03:25] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: This is the kind of syringe I would use to put a dragon to sleep... I'm sorry. I need this much indeed. But don't worry... You'll be asleep only for a moment.* [03:25] * Kaguya looks away from it [03:26] <~SU_Tempest> *You fade away, gripped quickly by demons of sleep.* [03:26] <~SU_Tempest> *While you are away in Dreamland, Lance finishes tinkering with your head and your brain.* [03:26] <~SU_Tempest> *He also made quick laser connections with a thin retinal laser... so the Eye part of the "Brain/Eye" enhancer is covered.* [03:31] <~Hebizuka> *Finally, you wake up.* [03:31] <~Hebizuka> Bionics installed! [03:31] <Kaguya> uuuu [03:31] <~Hebizuka> List of changes: [03:32] <~Hebizuka> >Failure threshold -1 permanently [03:32] <~Hebizuka> >Pain sensitivity -50% permanently [03:32] <~Hebizuka> Normal FT is now: 4 [03:32] <~Hebizuka> Normal Pain sensitivity is now: 50% [03:33] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Wakey wakey, Kaguya. It's all done. [03:33] <~Hebizuka> *You immediately feel your eyesight is much sharper. And your entire body feels slightly thicke.* [03:33] <~Hebizuka> r [03:35] <Kaguya> ahh this will take some getting used too [03:35] * Kaguya stands up and wobbles a bit dizzy from being pumped full of.. well shit [03:36] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Don't worry about that. You should feel this uneasiness pass quickly! And so, you are ENHANCED, my friend! You may go out and enjoy your newfound abilities! [03:37] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Uuu... Kaguya, I was so worried... * She comes and hugs you. Surprisingly enough it feels like a normal hug.* [03:37] * Kaguya hugs her back [03:38] <Kaguya> if i find anymore or.. with enough money i will return [03:38] * Kaguya redresses [03:38] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: EXCELLENT! Do come back again so I enhance you further! You will show'em, those GMs, what you're made of. [03:39] * Kaguya nod nod [03:39] <Kaguya> lets go Emi [03:40] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 128 [03:40] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [03:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1209 - Front door: 126 - Right door: 29 - Roomstyle: 76 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [03:40] * Kaguya goes through the right door [03:43] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a grassy room. As you enter, you witness a fight about to start, between a Maze Soldier with a submachine gun, and a courageous doji with nothing but sap gloves. There is a weapon on the floor, which the doji sees and commandeers; a sniper rifle.* [03:43] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: D-don't move or I'll shoot you! [03:43] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Shut the fuck up! Drop that gun! You don't even know how to use it! [03:44] <Kaguya> hmm lets give my new bionics a try [03:44] * Kaguya walks in lifts up dragunov, scopes the soldiers face.. and fires [03:44] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [03:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 5 > < Total Score: 10 > [03:44] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: I'm gonnaaARRKHHHh-- [03:45] <~Hebizuka> *Can't finish a sentence while a 7.62mm rips through your skull.* [03:45] <~Hebizuka> Fight defused! (1 turn) [03:45] <Kaguya> hmm useful [03:45] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: EEP-! [03:45] <Kaguya> its ok im not here to hurt you or anything [03:46] <~SU_Tempest> *She drops the sniper rifle, then looks at you... not sure why a soldier would kill a fellow soldier... then understands she is not in danger.* [03:46] <Kaguya> what happened here? [03:48] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: T-t-that soldier was about to shoot me so... I grabbed that gun here.. [03:48] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: ...but it's true I don't know how to use it... [03:49] * Kaguya checks the gun [03:51] <~Hebizuka> >Weapons [03:51] <~Hebizuka> C1: DSR-1 sniper rifle (.338 Lapua Magnum - 4 rounds mag - Natural scope) [3+1/4] [03:51] <~Hebizuka> C2: PPSh-41 submachine gun (7.62x25mm Tokarev - 71 rounds drum) [70+1/71] [03:51] <Kaguya> ehh [03:51] * Kaguya check soldier [03:52] <~Hebizuka> >Physical appearance >Clothes >72P LBE [03:52] <Kaguya> >72p lbe [03:53] <~Hebizuka> >72P LBE [03:53] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 7.62x25mm Tokarev x71 [03:53] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Purse [03:53] * Kaguya take purse [03:53] <~Hebizuka> You loot 20 P$. [03:53] <~Hebizuka> Money pouch: 1181 P$/2000 [03:53] * Kaguya frowns [03:53] <Kaguya> how poor [03:54] <Kaguya> oh well i wish you a happy life :3 [03:54] * Kaguya waves to the doji after TAKEING THE SOLDIERS HELMET AND PUTTING IT ON [03:55] <~Hebizuka> *Replace your gas mask?* [03:57] <Kaguya> yes [03:58] <~Hebizuka> *You drop the gas mask for the SPECTRA helmet.* [03:59] * Kaguya store gas mask [04:00] <~Hebizuka> 13.13/15 [04:00] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [04:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1391 - Front door: 1517 - Right door: 200 - Roomstyle: 28 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [04:00] * Kaguya goes in room 200 [04:01] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a kitchen. Only one door here! (!mrooms1). The room is occupied by a pack of feral cats, four in total! And they don't look quite nice!* [04:02] * Kaguya attempts to sneak by? [04:02] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [04:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 1 > < Total Score: 2 > [04:02] <~Hebizuka> *Meooowwww!* [04:02] * Kaguya fails miserably [04:04] <~SU_Tempest> *No choice, you have to fight!* [04:05] * Kaguya runs [04:05] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [04:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 3 > < Total Score: 9 > [04:06] <~Hebizuka> *You make it to the doors. But Emi has to as well...* [04:06] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Emi [04:06] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 6 > < Total Score: 12 > [04:06] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi JUMPS above the cats and lands IN FRONT of you.* [04:06] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! [04:06] <~Hebizuka> *Only one door ahead!* [04:06] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [04:06] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 930 - Roomstyle: 9 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [04:06] * Kaguya drags her through the door [04:06] * Kaguya slams it [04:06] <Kaguya> =w= [04:06] <Kaguya> i dont want to kill cats [04:07] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. A woman is sitting on the floor, back against the wall, next to a colored door.* [04:08] * Kaguya kneels down next to her [04:08] <Kaguya> are you ok [04:08] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: ...Not really... I feel sick... I will die soon anyway... [04:08] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: I must warn you... [04:09] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: There behind this door next to me, is a dangerous path... Many different people came in and never returned because they didn't know it would catch them... [04:09] <Kaguya> .. what is IT? [04:09] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: It caught me... But I managed to run away. I still... Don't have ... much time left. If only... someone could get rid of it... [04:09] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: ...A tentacle monster... [04:10] <Kaguya> ... ill kill it [04:10] * Kaguya frowns at her wanting to know whats ailing her.. wants to save the girl [04:10] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: Really? ...May the gods save you... [04:10] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: Please lose no time then, and defeat it... [04:10] <~Hebizuka> Mission start - !mrooms1 to go [04:11] <Kaguya> emi can you stay with her i.. dont feel right leaving her by her self [04:11] <Kaguya> ill go kill this thing [04:11] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: No... [04:11] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I will stay with you, Kaguya... [04:11] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: No matter what!.. [04:11] * Kaguya sighs a bit [04:11] <Kaguya> but what if something- .. very well [04:12] <Kaguya> can you tell me your name at least.. [04:12] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: My name is Mira... [04:12] * Kaguya nods "Don't die on me ok" [04:12] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [04:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 502 - Roomstyle: 111 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [04:13] <Kaguya> ill be back [04:13] * Kaguya takes emi through the door [04:14] <Kaguya> tentacle monster huh.. [04:14] <~Hebizuka> *A warehouse room, with several containers of many sizes and kinds; but most seem to be empty. There is food on the floor...* [04:14] * Kaguya checks the food [04:14] <~Hebizuka> Food: Sundae [04:14] <Kaguya> ohh [04:14] * Kaguya stores it =w= [04:14] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Can I have it, please?... [04:14] * Kaguya hands it to emi then [04:14] <Kaguya> yeah~ [04:14] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I'm starting to feel better from the Pain, but it's getting me hungry... [04:14] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Thank you Kaguya... [04:14] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 40 Sundae [04:14] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 40 > < Rolls: 3 > < Total Score: 3 > [04:14] <~SU_Tempest> *She spits it out.* [04:14] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: BLEH! [04:15] <Kaguya> .. [04:15] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Ewww! Look at that! [04:15] <Kaguya> eww [04:15] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Mold grew on that thing! [04:15] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Ew ew ew! *She throws it on a container; it splatters.* [04:15] <Kaguya> !mdoors1 [04:15] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [04:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 869 - Roomstyle: 147 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [04:15] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: ...I feel bad... It looked so nice... auuu... [04:15] * Kaguya goes through [04:15] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi pouts.* [04:15] <Kaguya> you have the food in your bag go ahead and eat something [04:16] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Muuuh. [04:16] <~Hebizuka> *An empty pharmacy. There is a first-aid locker with @meds in it. There is also armor on the floor...* [04:16] <Kaguya> @meds [04:16] <EliasBot> A vial of sperm serum. Potency +100% / Impregnation +50% [04:16] * Kaguya blinks [04:17] <Kaguya> umm e-emi do you want this? ^^; [04:17] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: What is that? [04:17] <Kaguya> .. neverm ind ill just keep it ^^; [04:17] * Kaguya stores it >> [04:17] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I can carry it if you want! ... [04:17] <Kaguya> oh ok [04:17] * Kaguya hands it to her [04:18] <~Hebizuka> Ally 13/15 [04:18] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I got it... [04:18] <Kaguya> >check armor [04:18] <~Hebizuka> Body armor: Type-3 Kevlar vest [04:19] * Kaguya leaves it and moves on [04:19] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [04:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 1214 - Roomstyle: 138 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [04:19] * Kaguya enters [04:20] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a large, featureless room. You see here the creature you've been described. A large, tentacular, octopus-like creature with skin colored in bright, exotic colors. Two of them are busy doing their dirty work on an inanimate female body; which seems unconscious... or dead. This is an exotic tentacle monster.* [04:20] <~Hebizuka> *But as soon as you enter, you're immediately stopped by something that seems to come from right inside your head; the voice of someone you don't know...* [04:21] <~SU_Tempest> ETM: Who may you be, wanderers? [04:21] <~SU_Tempest> ETM: Forget your hostile emotions, they are futile... Drop your weapons and come to me... [04:21] <~SU_Tempest> *You understand the very monster you're facing has telepathic powers.* [04:22] <Kaguya> >examine body to see if alive or dead [04:22] <~Hebizuka> *You can't tell for sure.* [04:22] <Kaguya> ... ill risk it [04:22] * Kaguya unhooks grenade [04:22] <~Hebizuka> *The ETM drops immediately said unconscious body from an uncomfortably high height...* [04:22] * Kaguya throws grenade at monster [04:22] <~Hebizuka> *It thuds on the floor as the tentacles seem more interested in you!* [04:22] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [04:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 1 > < Total Score: 3 > [04:23] <~Hebizuka> Failed hit! [04:23] <~Hebizuka> *The grenade explodes too soon; too soon for comfort, even. That blast could've blown you away... but thankfully you're fine. Unfortunately, so is the monster.* [04:24] <Kaguya> well damn [04:24] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi is deeply scared... She nevertheless picks up her submachine gun and tries to poke holes in the monster's body; firing four shots.* [04:24] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [04:24] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 1 > < Total Score: 4 > [04:24] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Fuck, no, no... I'm too scared! Agh! [04:24] <~Hebizuka> *So much she fails her shots and pelts the wall behind.* [04:24] * Kaguya kinda shivering her self [04:24] <~Hebizuka> *The tentacles are going towards you...* [04:24] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [04:24] <EliasBot> [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [04:25] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [04:25] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 6 > < Total Score: 11 > [04:25] <~Hebizuka> *It tries to grab you, and very very nearly manages to, but you wriggle out of its grasp at the last second. In retaliation, the tentacle strikes you in the butt - which is very painful.* [04:25] <~Hebizuka> +19% Pain, total 19% [04:26] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. What will you do?* [04:26] <Kaguya> itai [04:26] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: *gulp...* [04:26] * Kaguya pulls 1911 and magdumps [04:26] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [04:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 6 > < Total Score: 10 > [04:27] <~Hebizuka> *You land six shots in the creature's body, poking rather large, bloody holes.* [04:27] <~Hebizuka> *Your M1911 is empty!* [04:27] <~Hebizuka> *The tentacle monster shivers...* [04:27] <~Hebizuka> *Then the tentacles droop down, lifeless. Surprisingly enough you just killed that thing!* [04:27] <~Hebizuka> End of fight! (2 turns) [04:28] * Kaguya holsters her handgun [04:28] * Kaguya runs to check the body it dropped [04:29] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: ...All of that is making me hungry... and... feeling all hot and strange. @_@ [04:29] * Kaguya reloads 1911 while running to check [04:29] <~Hebizuka> *Definitely dead.* [04:29] <Kaguya> .. [04:29] <~Hebizuka> Colt M1911A1: +7 rounds [6+1/7] [04:29] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP remaining: 79 (73 pouch 6 backpack) [04:29] * Kaguya pets emi lightly [04:30] <Kaguya> .. well [04:30] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Uu? [04:30] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker creaks.* [04:31] <~SU_Tempest> Well done, Kaguya. I'm fairly impressed of your kill. I have rarely seen people with enough bravado to kill a tentacle monster with a pistol, let alone so quickly. Here is a telepad. That is a commendable achievement! [04:32] * Kaguya says nothing stepping on to the telepad "lets go emi" [04:32] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: O-okay. [04:33] <~Hebizuka> *You are telepadded back to the room you met Mira in.* [04:33] <~Hebizuka> *You find items on the floor.* [04:33] * Kaguya check items [04:33] <~Hebizuka> Meds: Vial of ADBAC [04:33] <~Hebizuka> Money: 1000 P$ [04:33] <~Hebizuka> Note [04:33] * Kaguya read note [04:34] <~Hebizuka> "Thank you", signed "Mira". [04:34] <Kaguya> where is she.. [04:34] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I have a bad feeling.... [04:34] <Kaguya> .. [04:34] <Kaguya> lets move on.. [04:34] <Kaguya> i hate this place [04:35] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Hold on!... [04:35] <Kaguya> hmm? [04:35] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi picks up the money, and fills her own pouch with it.* [04:35] <Kaguya> oh [04:35] <~SU_Tempest> *She then shows you the vial.* [04:35] <Kaguya> right [04:35] * Kaguya puts the vial away [04:35] <~Hebizuka> Ally money pouch: 1000 P$/2000 [04:35] <Kaguya> sorry im a bit out of it [04:35] <~Hebizuka> 14.06/15 [04:35] <~Hebizuka> Mission complete! - !mrooms3 to continue [04:35] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 140 [04:35] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [04:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1229 - Front door: 749 - Right door: 1434 - Roomstyle: 183 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [04:36] * Kaguya takes the front door [04:36] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi feels uneasy.* [04:37] <Kaguya> are you ok emi [04:37] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a dojo! There is nobody home, though. There is however an item on the floor.* [04:37] * Kaguya check item [04:38] <~Hebizuka> Accessory: G3A3, 50-round drum [04:39] <Kaguya> .. this looks familiar [04:39] * Kaguya giggles but leaves it moving on [04:39] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [04:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1253 - Front door: 692 - Right door: 1536 - Roomstyle: 283 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [04:39] * Kaguya front door again [04:40] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: What was that monster doing to the dead woman?... .... ... [04:40] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a scratched room, full of @graffiti. There is clothing on the floor.* [04:40] <Kaguya> you really dont want to know [04:41] <Kaguya> @graffiti [04:41] <EliasBot> mah sword aint cleavin no shit [04:41] <Kaguya> .. thats how i feel recently [04:41] * Kaguya check clothing [04:42] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: M1 helmet [04:43] * Kaguya leaves it and goes on [04:43] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [04:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 109 - Front door: 689 - Right door: 1372 - Roomstyle: 127 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [04:43] * Kaguya takes the left door [04:47] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a messy library. Despite many bookshelves are broken, you see a tengu reporter working at the desk, writing articles. You also notice a large metallic crate on the floor...* [04:47] * Kaguya check large metallic crate [04:48] <~Hebizuka> *It says "Ammunition cache - do not open unless in emergencies". Open?* [04:48] <Kaguya> >open [04:49] <~Hebizuka> >Ammo cache [04:49] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 7.62x54mmR x20 [04:49] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 12 gauge buckshot x10 [04:49] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: .45 ACP x38 [04:49] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: .50 BMG x20 [04:49] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 9x19mm Parabellum x60 [04:49] <Kaguya> O_O [04:49] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: W... Wow! [04:50] * Kaguya hands emi the parabellum rounds [04:50] <~Hebizuka> Ally's 9x19mm: 100 (40 pouch 60 backpack) [04:51] <~Hebizuka> Ally 13.6/15 [04:51] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: There's big bad ammo for the M82 too! We won't have to sell it! [04:51] <Kaguya> i agree [04:51] * Kaguya stores all the ammo [04:51] <~Hebizuka> Total weight of all remaining ammo: 0.88 units [04:52] * Kaguya stores it all [04:53] <~Hebizuka> 14.94/15 [04:53] <~Hebizuka> Total 12 gauge buckshot carried: 15 (5 pouch 10 backpack) [04:53] <Kaguya> well that was.. [04:53] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Convenient... [04:53] <Kaguya> yes [04:53] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: This is so COOL! [04:53] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [04:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 884 - Front door: 336 - Right door: 730 - Roomstyle: 236 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [04:54] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: Huh?... [04:54] <Kaguya> well we should continue [04:54] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: What are they getting excited at, I wonder... [04:54] * Kaguya takes emi through the front door [04:57] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. A dangerous situation is ongoing! A hakutaku with a shotgun, and a kitsune with an assault rifle, are facing two Maze Soldiers with submachine guns... There is also a supply crate in the corner.* [04:59] * Kaguya doesnt even hesitate as she walks in recognizing the soldiers.. [04:59] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: Bitches! You don't stand a chance! [04:59] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: You fuckers, you'll see who's going to be a bitch.. [05:00] * Kaguya she raises her dragunov and scopes the face of one of soldiers before firing [05:00] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [05:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 4 > < Total Score: 7 > [05:01] <~Hebizuka> *You send a bullet in your target's eye, making brains and blood splatter easily.* [05:01] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: NO! NO! [05:01] <Kaguya> next up [05:01] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: Renegade soldiers?... Awesome! [05:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi raises her MT-9 and lets out a loud (but high-pitched) war cry as she fires 8 rounds at the other soldier.* [05:01] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:01] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 5 > < Total Score: 7 > [05:02] <~Hebizuka> *The other soldier falls, crumbling like a card castle.* [05:02] <~Hebizuka> Fight defused! (1 turn) [05:02] * Kaguya stretches out [05:02] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: ...Wow. [05:03] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Big damn heroes moment, right there. Thank you! You saved our butts! [05:03] <Kaguya> no problem [05:03] <~Hebizuka> *Several items on the floor.* [05:03] * Kaguya checks items [05:04] <~Hebizuka> >Weapons [05:04] <~Hebizuka> C2: Colt M1921 Thompson submachine gun (.45 ACP - 20 rounds mag) [19+1/20] [05:04] <~Hebizuka> C2: Skorpion vz. 61 submachine gun (.32 ACP - 20 rounds mag) [19+1/20] [05:04] <Kaguya> .. ohh [05:04] * Kaguya empties the thompson for ammo [05:05] <~Hebizuka> *You are having trouble carrying that extra ammo in your vest... Continue anyway?* [05:05] * Kaguya splits it with emi [05:06] * Kaguya 10 / 10 [05:06] <~Hebizuka> *You decide to split 6 for yourself and 14 for Emi instead.* [05:06] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP: 123 (73 pouch 50 backpack) [05:06] <~Hebizuka> 15/15 [05:07] <~Hebizuka> Ally's .45 ACP: 74 (60 pouch 14 backpack) [05:07] <~Hebizuka> Ally 13.74/15 [05:08] * Kaguya anything else [05:08] <~Hebizuka> >Clothes >72P LBE #1 >72P LBE #2 [05:08] <Kaguya> >72p LBe #1 [05:09] <~Hebizuka> >72P LBE #1 [05:09] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: .45 ACP x20 [05:09] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Purse [05:09] <Kaguya> can you carry this ammo emi [05:10] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Sure! I can carry more! [05:10] * Kaguya hands it to her [05:10] <~Hebizuka> Ally's .45 ACP: 94 (60 pouch 34 backpack) [05:10] <~Hebizuka> Ally 13.94/15 [05:11] * Kaguya take purse [05:11] <~Hebizuka> You loot 26 P$. [05:11] <Kaguya> >72p LBe #2 [05:11] <~Hebizuka> Money pouch: 1207 P$/2000 [05:12] <~Hebizuka> >72P LBE #2 [05:12] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: .32 ACP x20 [05:12] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Purse [05:12] * Kaguya take purse [05:13] <~Hebizuka> You loot 73 P$ [05:14] <~Hebizuka> Money pouch: 1280 P$/2000 [05:14] <Kaguya> what shotgun is that you have? [05:14] * Kaguya looking at it [05:15] <~SU_Tempest> Hakutaku: Oh ,uh, my shotgun? [05:15] <Kaguya> yes [05:15] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: It's a SPAS-12. I have slugs loaded in that thing. [05:16] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: I was about to start blasting but you came in first! [05:16] <Kaguya> oh oh very nice [05:16] <Kaguya> come on emi lets go [05:16] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [05:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 184 - Front door: 690 - Right door: 848 - Roomstyle: 1 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [05:16] * Kaguya takes the left door [05:17] <~Hebizuka> *You're starting to feel hungry.* [05:18] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a shrine. The resident shrine maiden is present! But right now she is backing away from a duo of rather mean-looking wicked youkai: two datsue-ba... which are hag-youkai with hand-claws!* [05:18] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Back away! I said! Back away! [05:18] <~Hebizuka> *The datsue-ba, usually hostile, don't seem to want to cause trouble...* [05:19] * Kaguya readys her shotgun "Is there a problem here?" [05:21] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: I uh... Those youkai broke in with ill intentions... [05:21] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: I'm trying to defuse their hostile thoughts... [05:23] * Kaguya looks at the youkai people and waits.. ready to shoot if things go bad "I'll stay uninvolved bu i wont hessitate to shoot if they attack" [05:23] * Kaguya drops her shotgun down taking her dragunov up instead [05:24] <~Hebizuka> *As they notice YOUR presence, though, the datsue-ba begin approaching you instead... and want to mess you up!* [05:26] * Kaguya scopes one [05:26] * Kaguya goes for the headshot [05:26] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [05:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 2 > < Total Score: 4 > [05:28] <~Hebizuka> *You miss barely your shot. The bullet grazes the hag-youkai's head barely, but hits the wall behind.* [05:29] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi hesitates... then breaks out the USP and fires four times at the datsue-ba you just missed.* [05:29] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 2 > < Total Score: 7 > [05:29] <~Hebizuka> *Emi's slide locks back. Her weapon is empty!* [05:30] <~Hebizuka> *All four shots hit the datsue-ba in the chest. However, despite being quite seriously dumbed, that datsue-ba is not dead yet!* [05:30] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Fucking gun... [05:31] <~SU_Tempest> *Fed up with the situation, the miko shrieks.* [05:31] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: YOU MESS UP WITH MY SHRINE, YOU DIE! [05:31] <~SU_Tempest> *She goes to freaking rush the datsue-ba that's just been attacked with her youkai, going to hit it with the gohei.* [05:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 3 > < Total Score: 7 > [05:31] <Kaguya> .. [05:31] <Kaguya> oh god she reminds me of reimu [05:32] <~Hebizuka> *Whack! Except that didn't kill, let alone do a lot of damage.* [05:32] <~Hebizuka> *Cue the shrine maiden feeling like crap.* [05:32] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: O-oh no... [05:32] <Kaguya> get behind me [05:32] <~SU_Tempest> *The datsue-ba that was NOT attacked, rushes towards you, sharp hand-claws at the ready!* [05:32] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [05:32] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [05:32] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:32] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 4 > < Total Score: 7 > [05:33] <~Hebizuka> *RIP! The terribly powerful claws rip through your PCV, damaging it and causing pain.* [05:33] <~Hebizuka> +16% Pain, total 19%. PCV: Damaged. [05:33] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. What will you do?* [05:33] <Kaguya> *ba dum* [05:33] <Kaguya> *ba dum* [05:34] * Kaguya raises shotgun at unhurt youkai.. fires 3 times [05:34] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [05:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 2 > < Total Score: 8 > [05:35] <~Hebizuka> *15 pellets hit your target! The datsue-ba is promptly blown aback a few steps behind, but SHE STILL STANDS and SHE IS STILL ALIVE.* [05:35] <Kaguya> .. [05:35] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Gyah! [05:35] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Will you go DOWN already?! [05:35] <Kaguya> *dum dump* [05:35] <Kaguya> *bum bump* [05:35] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi gets angry. She sets down her USP after closing the slide, and... draws her KA-BAR.* [05:36] <~SU_Tempest> *Fed by an unseen before wish to KILL SOME SHIT, Emi draws her combat knife and goes to try to shank the everloving shit out of the first datsue-ba.* [05:36] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:36] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 2 > < Total Score: 8 > [05:36] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: HAAAAAARRRR! [05:37] <~Hebizuka> *That's a hit! She stabs the CRAP out of that youkai, who falls, bleeding like no tomorrow, dying quickly. Emi is covered in blood splatters, dirtying her dress.* [05:37] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Kih. [05:37] * Kaguya 's eyes narrow from the blood [05:38] <~SU_Tempest> *The miko, seeing this display of shanking goodness, decides to try the same thing and attack the surviving datsue-ba again with her gohei.* [05:38] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:38] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 4 > < Total Score: 8 > [05:39] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Die, die, die, die! [05:40] <~Hebizuka> *But despite she hits, the miko doesn't kill it!* [05:40] <~Hebizuka> *IT IS STILL STANDING, THAT DAMNED DATSUE-BA.* [05:40] <~Hebizuka> *The hag youkai that was gohei pummeled decides to retaliate against the angry miko. It tries to claw her!* [05:40] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [05:40] <EliasBot> [HEAD] Head (Torso if firearm, unless 12 is scored.) [05:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 1 > < Total Score: 2 > [05:41] <~Hebizuka> *Nope. Instead it claws her own face.* [05:41] * Kaguya returns to normal blinking [05:41] <~SU_Tempest> Datsue-ba2: hrrrrkkkkk.... [05:41] <Kaguya> eh.. [05:41] <~Hebizuka> End of fight! (2 turns) [05:42] <Kaguya> .. thats convinient [05:42] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Fucking piece of shit! [05:42] <Kaguya> .. [05:42] <~SU_Tempest> *She kicks the youkai that clawed itself.* [05:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 4 > < Total Score: 6 > [05:42] <~SU_Tempest> *Thud!* [05:42] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: *Spits on the corpse.* [05:42] * Kaguya giggles reminded of reimu again [05:42] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: *...Blushes, terribly embarrassed as she is reminded she just did that in front of people.* [05:43] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Aaah... I'm sorry ma'am Soldier, it's not very ... nice of me. [05:43] <Kaguya> its ok your completely justified [05:43] <Kaguya> also im a contestant not a soldier [05:43] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: ...Oh. [05:43] <Kaguya> we're just passing through [05:43] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Well then. It explains why you have a yousei friend. [05:43] * Kaguya nods [05:43] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Fair enough... If you wish to pay your respects to the Gods, you're free to do so. Don't mind those bodies... I'll clean the mess. [05:44] * Kaguya makes a prayer to the gods [05:44] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: I uh... *Looks at her own outfit, then at yours and Emi's*. Yeah. We're all covered in blood anyway. [05:44] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [05:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 4 > < Total Score: 5 > [05:44] <~SU_Tempest> Gods: Thy faith is wavering in thee... Thou must correct your ways! [05:44] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: ...Ah... They must not like the blood. Shit shit shit I need to borrow a broom from some maid... [05:44] * Kaguya nods [05:44] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: ... *covers her mouth* I'm sorry I'm such a turbo mouth... [05:45] <Kaguya> it's ok its rather cute [05:45] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: ...this is not helping my case. I'm a terrible miko... [05:45] * Kaguya giggles [05:45] <~SU_Tempest> *She stomps on the head of one of the dead dastue-ba in frustration.* [05:45] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:45] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 5 > < Total Score: 11 > [05:45] <Kaguya> you remind me of a miko from home [05:45] <~Hebizuka> *Splat.* [05:45] <Kaguya> .. [05:45] * Kaguya cackles [05:45] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Huh? From home? Oh right you're a contestant. They have shrine maidens where you come from? [05:46] * Kaguya nods [05:46] <Kaguya> Her names Reimu [05:46] <Kaguya> but we should go, come on emi [05:46] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Reimu? Wait, really? [05:46] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [05:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 80 - Front door: 930 - Right door: 1084 - Roomstyle: 141 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [05:46] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: HOLD ON! [05:46] <Kaguya> yeah.. [05:46] <Kaguya> eh? [05:46] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: What's her full name? [05:46] <Kaguya> Hakurei Reimu [05:46] <Kaguya> If im not mistaken [05:46] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Oh by the GODS! Just like the miko in that video game a friend showed me! Are you really from the universe of those? WOW! [05:47] <Kaguya> a-ah.. [05:47] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: If you ever go back home, tell her Miko Deana is a fan of hers! [05:47] <Kaguya> I will [05:47] <~SU_Tempest> Deana: Thank you! [05:47] * Kaguya takes the left door [05:48] <~SU_Tempest> Deana: Holy shit I'm the luckiest miko in the w-... dammit I did it again. [05:48] * Kaguya giggles a bit [05:48] * Kaguya passes through the door [05:49] <~Hebizuka> *A white room with a glass cage in the middle... There is what seems to be a woman inside.* [05:49] <Kaguya> .. oh not another one of these [05:49] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Eeep... [05:49] <Kaguya> quick emi just run [05:49] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: No! [05:49] <~SU_Tempest> @cover [05:49] <EliasBot> A fridge. (65%, Kev-2, SUPER STRONG) [05:49] <Kaguya> .. [05:49] * Kaguya dives behind it [05:50] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi just pushes a fridge down and lets you hide behind.* [05:50] <~SU_Tempest> *You automatically succeed as the creature in the cage did not woke up.* [05:50] * Kaguya raises up and prepares dragunov [05:50] <Kaguya> you seem intent on fighting it [05:50] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi however does not go to hide behind... She walks up to the cage...* [05:50] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: ...It's a woman... She's got 323 burned on the neck... [05:51] <Kaguya> another failed [05:51] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: ...Her right arm is strange... It's it's... it's like a huge gun... An arm cannon... [05:51] <Kaguya> .. [05:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Suddenly, #323 wakes up!* [05:51] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: BWOAHSHIT [05:51] * Kaguya examine 323 [05:51] <~SU_Tempest> *The cage rises up* [05:51] <Kaguya> >physical appearence [05:52] <~Hebizuka> *323 is a crippled, matte white skinned woman with not much left of human features. She has a body, a head, 1 left arm, 1 left hand, 2 legs, 2 feet, genitals (which are inert), and an arm cannon in lieu of the right arm. She also has an LSS protruding from her chest.* [05:53] * Kaguya aims at the LSS with her dragunov and fires [05:53] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [05:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 5 > < Total Score: 7 > [05:54] <~Hebizuka> *Ping! You land a bullet in her life support system! She shudders and stops as if she was shocked by electricity, spasming there for a while... This seems to be enough to take her down as she crumbles on the floor, losing consciousness.* [05:55] <~Hebizuka> *323 did not die, though... She is bordering between life and death.* [05:55] <~Hebizuka> End of fight! (1 turn) [05:55] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi looks visibly sad.* [05:55] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: This is... [05:55] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: ...this is so unfair... [05:56] <Kaguya> a creature that shouldnt be alive .. obviously changed.. [05:56] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: *She approaches, hurriedly, the downed Failed.* [05:56] * Kaguya pulls her 1911 and puts it to the faileds head [05:56] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: NO! [05:56] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: STOP! [05:56] <Kaguya> hmm [05:56] <~Hebizuka> *323 opens her eyes slowly, noticing she barely survived that shot.* [05:56] <Kaguya> .. [05:56] <~Hebizuka> *She can only turn her head and observe Emi's worried face.* [05:56] <~SU_Tempest> 323: ... [05:57] <~SU_Tempest> 323: ...wh.. [05:57] * Kaguya holsters her handgun [05:57] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: D-don't talk! Just... You'll be okay! Right Kaguya? We're gonna help her, right? [05:57] <Kaguya> .. [05:57] <Kaguya> yeah.. [05:57] <~SU_Tempest> 323: what... happened?.. [05:58] <Kaguya> you woke up and attacked me [05:58] <Kaguya> I shot your LSS but you seem to have not died [05:58] <~SU_Tempest> 323: ... ... [05:58] <~SU_Tempest> 323: who... are you?... [05:58] <Kaguya> just a contestant [05:58] <~SU_Tempest> 323: ...like me?... [05:58] <Kaguya> .. yes like you [05:58] <~SU_Tempest> 323: ...are you dead?... [05:58] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: N-no, don't say things like that? [05:59] <Kaguya> yes.. [05:59] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: You're still here with us! Wh... what's your name! Tell us your name! [05:59] <~SU_Tempest> 323: ...i... [05:59] <~SU_Tempest> 323: i have died twice then... [05:59] <Kaguya> you havnt quite died yet [05:59] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: No, no, no! You're alive! You're... alive! *Starting to sob.* [06:00] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Kaguya, do we have painkillers? Meds? ANYTHING? [06:00] <~SU_Tempest> 323: why... help me?... [06:00] <Kaguya> you were human once [06:01] <~SU_Tempest> 323: ... [06:01] <~SU_Tempest> 323: ..i am not human anymore.. [06:01] <~SU_Tempest> 323: ...i don't deserve your help... [06:01] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: You... No! You deserve it! You ... No! You can't say that!! [06:01] <Kaguya> the fact you still breath and have a conscience is deserving of help [06:01] <Kaguya> .. or so eirin would say [06:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi is getting visibly worked up over it.* [06:02] <~SU_Tempest> 323: ... ... [06:02] <~SU_Tempest> 323: just... go... [06:02] <~SU_Tempest> 323: ...i'm defeated... if you don't go... she will come to finish me off... [06:02] <~SU_Tempest> 323: ...please.. [06:02] <Kaguya> then we will wait here and finish her [06:02] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: No, no, no! We won't leave you! We won't leave you! [06:02] <Kaguya> who ever she may be [06:02] <~Hebizuka> *You hear the sound of a thunder crack...* [06:03] * ~Hebizuka has appeared! [06:03] <Kaguya> .. eh [06:03] <~Hebizuka> I don't like what I'm seeing. [06:03] <Kaguya> .. [06:03] <~Hebizuka> 323, really? [06:03] <~Hebizuka> You can't even DIE properly? [06:03] <~Hebizuka> Fine! I will do it myself. [06:03] * Kaguya eyes narrow [06:03] <~Hebizuka> *She pulls her weapon on 323's head, who closes her eyes, before she fires.* [06:03] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [06:03] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 1 > < Total Score: 3 > [06:04] <~Hebizuka> *She misses.* [06:04] <~Hebizuka> Damn it. [06:04] <~Hebizuka> Oh well. I'll do that myself later. [06:04] <Kaguya> emi.. [06:04] <~Hebizuka> You heard her, though. Get out of that room right now. You won. You don't need anything more out of that deject. [06:04] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: SHE'S NOT A DEJECT! [06:04] <Kaguya> .. [06:04] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: SHE'S A HUMAN! [06:04] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: YOU BITCH! [06:04] <Kaguya> use the barrett [06:04] <Kaguya> and kill this bitch [06:05] <~Hebizuka> Oh, dare try attacking me. [06:05] <~Hebizuka> It will be fun. [06:05] <Kaguya> if your the one responcible for me you have alot more to worry about than just dying [06:05] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi angrily pulls her Barrett on Hebizuka, and tries firing.* [06:05] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [06:05] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 6 > < Total Score: 11 > [06:05] <~Hebizuka> *Dead-on hit on the heart. Except for one detail.* [06:06] <~Hebizuka> *The round flattened dead on Hebizuka's chest.* [06:06] <~Hebizuka> Oh. Very well then. If that is how you want to play it. [06:06] <Kaguya> .. that was unexpected [06:06] <Kaguya> but if this is where im to fall so be it [06:06] <~Hebizuka> You? [06:06] <~Hebizuka> Ha. No. [06:06] <Kaguya> at least it wont be in vain [06:07] <~Hebizuka> You did your job. You put down that shit. [06:07] <~Hebizuka> But you have very annoying friends, Kaguya. I'm disappointed. [06:07] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi looks at you inquisitively, eyes covered in tears.* [06:07] <Kaguya> she only did as i commanded [06:07] <Kaguya> but as you say we'll leave [06:07] * ~Hebizuka walks towards you. [06:07] * ~Hebizuka stomps 323's face as she does. [06:07] <Kaguya> we arn't strong enough to face you yet it seems [06:07] <Kaguya> .. [06:07] <~Hebizuka> *323 is dead, the kill has been attributed to you.* [06:08] <~Hebizuka> Will you two babies stop crying now? [06:08] <~Hebizuka> I have to deal with your annoying little friend Emi, Kaguya. [06:08] * Kaguya screaches in a primale fit of rage as she jumps at hebi drawing her Katana [06:08] * ~Hebizuka grins. [06:08] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [06:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 6 > < Total Score: 10 > [06:09] * ~Hebizuka catches Kaguya's blade. [06:09] <Kaguya> nnghh.. [06:09] <~Hebizuka> I don't QUITE see what the problem is. [06:09] <Kaguya> dont touch her [06:09] <~Hebizuka> This deject woke up and tried attacking you. You killed her. Or rather you almost managed to, and then you went soft on me, trying to help her out? [06:09] <Kaguya> and whats wrong with that [06:10] <~Hebizuka> They're not even living beings anymore. They're reanimated dejects. Which I'm thankful you're willing to shoot at. [06:10] * Kaguya grits her teeth angerly [06:10] <~Hebizuka> Now, now. [06:10] <Kaguya> ill kill you [06:10] <~Hebizuka> No you won't. [06:10] <~Hebizuka> You are a piece of shit and so is this Failed. [06:10] <~Hebizuka> You don't even get CLOSE to me. [06:10] <~Hebizuka> Your role here is to find a way to get out of here, not to mess with those who failed before you. [06:11] <~Hebizuka> Now get out of here before I really get angry. [06:11] <Kaguya> .me rips her katana away [06:11] * Kaguya rips her katana away [06:11] <Kaguya> emi [06:11] * ~Hebizuka lets it go. [06:11] <Kaguya> 'go through the door behind me [06:11] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: YOU DIE NOW! [06:12] <Kaguya> no [06:12] <~SU_Tempest> *She draws her KA-BAR.* [06:12] <Kaguya> EMI [06:12] <~SU_Tempest> *She tries attacking Hebizuka nonetheless.* [06:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [06:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 4 > < Total Score: 10 > [06:12] * ~Hebizuka grabs the blade. [06:12] * ~Hebizuka twists it, capturing her knife, then stabs Emi herself with it.* [06:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [06:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 6 > < Total Score: 10 > [06:12] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: HURK... [06:13] <~Hebizuka> That's for being an insolent little bitch. [06:13] <Kaguya> ... [06:13] <~Hebizuka> Why don't you listen to your mistress's orders? [06:13] <~Hebizuka> Get outta here. [06:13] <~Hebizuka> Ally pain +58% [06:13] <~Hebizuka> total 74% [06:13] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi breaks down in tears, stabbed by her own knife.* [06:13] * Kaguya runs over to emi glaring back at hebi [06:14] * ~Hebizuka snaps her fingers, then disappears in a final thundercrack sound. [06:14] <~Hebizuka> You've got 30 seconds to get out of hre! [06:14] * Kaguya evil glare and walks to the doors taking emi with her [06:14] <Kaguya> lets go.. [06:15] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: *Crying and sobbing...* [06:16] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [06:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 409 - Front door: 1049 - Right door: 530 - Roomstyle: 176 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [06:16] * Kaguya takes her through the left door gently [06:16] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I'm hurt... I'm hungry... [06:16] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I hate this place... I hate her... [06:16] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I wanna die... *cries more.* [06:17] <Kaguya> you and me both.. ill kill her if its the last thing i do.. [06:17] <~Hebizuka> *A factory line, which makes incendiary grenades. All there is on the conveyor belts are the shells of those grenades. They're empty and nonfunctional. There is an item on the floor.* [06:18] * Kaguya checks the item [06:19] <~Hebizuka> Accessory: TMP, silencer. [06:20] * Kaguya ignores it moves on [06:20] <Kaguya> !mdoors3 [06:20] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [06:20] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 286 - Front door: 106 - Right door: 289 - Roomstyle: 188 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [06:20] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: .... .... [06:20] * Kaguya takes front door [06:20] <Kaguya> emi if your hungry eat something.. [06:20] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I don't want to eat anything... [06:20] <Kaguya> .. [06:20] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a set of stairs.* [06:22] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a grassy room. There is here a Death Faction Sergeant with a submachine gun, accompanied by two subordinate DF Soldiers, one with an assault rifle, the other with a grenade launcher. They're sitting there in the grass, not doing much. In fact they even seem to be a bit sad.* [06:22] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: Sucks... [06:22] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol1: You bet it sucks... [06:23] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: Man, I feel like crap now. [06:23] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: He was like... A super grandpa. [06:23] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: You know. To all of us! And all! [06:23] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: I feel you. [06:23] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol1: Damn, man... [06:23] <Kaguya> .. [06:23] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol1: Even if a contestant showed up in the next five seconds... I just wouldn't... I just don't want to fight no more right now. [06:23] * Kaguya passes by them [06:24] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: Hey, Soldier. [06:24] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol1: Sup... Care to stay a sec? [06:24] <Kaguya> .. im a contestant not a soldier.. i just had a hard time.. please just let me go [06:24] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol1: ...bwoah shit. [06:24] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: ... Hey uh. [06:25] <Kaguya> you guys seem to be having a hard time too [06:25] <~SU_Tempest> *That soldier is the grenade launcher one. It stands before Kaguya.* [06:25] <Kaguya> so lets just pretend we didnt see each other [06:25] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: You know ,uh. Yeah. We're down. Fucking down. I don't even want to shoot you or your youkai friend... In fact uh, [06:25] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: Can I just ask for a favor? [06:25] <Kaguya> what is it? [06:26] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: Just tell me if ... well. You got that Soldier outfit too. So if you meet other members of the DF like us, can you ask around if you knew people, who knew Captain Maurin? [06:26] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: Yeah... We better have the word spread... [06:26] <Kaguya> did he pass recently? [06:27] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: He was the best fuckin' Cap'n the DF could ever dream of. He ended bravely. Fightin' two Knuckers by himself. He ended up roasted... but we'll always remember how much of a fucking hero he is. [06:27] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol1: Fuck, yeah. And a grandpa. We called him Captain Grandpa. Because he was just so kind with all of us, down to the Privates like me. [06:27] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol1: It was just... You just shut up and listen when Cap'n Gramps talked. He was a hero, fucking really. [06:28] <Kaguya> .. I will [06:28] <Kaguya> if you'd excuse us [06:28] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: I know you're a contestant and I know it's like, super fucking wrong. But I don't care anymore [06:28] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: We're... we're just depressed, yeah. [06:28] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: ... .. .... [06:28] <Kaguya> .. you guys if hes like you said [06:28] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: Yeah, uh... Sorry for the burden, really. [06:28] <Kaguya> treat the people around you with more respect [06:29] <Kaguya> im sure he'll be happy where ever he is [06:29] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: ... ...yeah. [06:29] <Kaguya> youkai or not [06:29] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: ...Yeah I don't even CARE about youkai, we're just told to shoot at them because ... [06:29] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: Because of what by the way? [06:29] <Kaguya> heh.. figures [06:29] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol1: ...Fuuuuuuuck. Good question. [06:30] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [06:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 483 - Roomstyle: 172 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [06:30] * Kaguya passes through it [06:30] <~Hebizuka> *You meet again with the teleporting keypad.* [06:30] <Kaguya> . [06:30] * Kaguya punches in all 0s [06:30] * Kaguya climbs in [06:31] <~Hebizuka> *Invalid number.* [06:31] <Kaguya> .. [06:32] * Kaguya punches in 1337.. remembering it as an important number [06:32] * Kaguya climbs in [06:32] * Kaguya again [06:32] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [06:32] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 > < Total Score: 5 > [06:32] <~Hebizuka> *You are telepadded to...* [06:33] <~Hebizuka> ... A mess hall. There is a weapon on the floor.* [06:33] * Kaguya checks the weapon [06:33] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Long: Crowbar [06:33] <Kaguya> ... [06:34] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi grabs the Crowbar.* [06:34] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi equips it.* [06:34] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Kaguya?... [06:34] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I have a question... [06:34] <Kaguya> yeah what is it.. [06:35] * Kaguya stops sitting down to rest [06:35] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: The arm cannon girl... if you could give her a name... what would it be?... [06:35] <Kaguya> .. [06:35] <Kaguya> Okuu [06:35] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Okuu?... [06:35] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: Why Okuu?... [06:36] <Kaguya> Just a reminder of something from back home [06:36] <~SU_Tempest> *She picks up a glass plate on a table, then smashes it on the floor.* [06:36] <~SU_Tempest> *She then picks up one of the glass shards...* [06:36] <~SU_Tempest> *...And begins etching the letters O K U U on the crowbar.* [06:36] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I'll do it for her then.. [06:36] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: We'll avenge her.. [06:37] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: I'll kill that snake girl with this... [06:37] * Kaguya grins taking one of the others [06:37] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi named her crowbar "Okuu".* [06:37] * Kaguya etches Okuu into her dragunov.. [06:37] <~SU_Tempest> *Kaguya named her SVD Dragunov "Okuu".* [06:37] <Kaguya> ill do the same [06:37] <~SU_Tempest> *Emi smiles.* [06:37] <~SU_Tempest> *Weakly, but she smiles.* [06:38] * Kaguya pets her hair lightly [06:38] <Kaguya> we'll rest here for now ok? [06:38] <~SU_Tempest> Emi: ...Yeah. Let's get prepared. We've got a lot of shit to kill. [06:38] * Kaguya nods [06:38] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [06:39] <~Hebizuka> 140 rooms, 34 kills, 1 SE, 4 Missions, 0 Amulets, 2280 P$, 0 Run [06:39] <~Hebizuka> Progress: [06:39] <~Hebizuka> +22 rooms, +7 kills, +1 mission, +1887 P$ [06:39] <~Hebizuka> Score: [06:40] <~Hebizuka> 266 points (+65 pts) [06:40] <~Hebizuka> Position: [06:40] <~Hebizuka> 14th (+1)