Log:Game 99 (Meta, no ontology)

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[23:49] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. You visited 134 rooms. Next special room is at the 140th. You are hungry. Check your HEV Suit for more real-time stats. Your ally Jun Setsuri seems to be OK for now. !mrooms3 to continue [23:55] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [23:55] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 3332 - Front door: 2523 - Right door: 4006 - Roomstyle: 82 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:55] * `Eris front door [23:57] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a dojo, but it's been deserted... All there is, is an object on the floor.* [23:57] * `Eris examines the object [23:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Meds] White tablet - Unidentified [23:59] * `Eris stores [23:59] <`Eris> nn so hungry [00:00] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [00:00] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 965 - Front door: 3977 - Right door: 470 - Roomstyle: 29 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:00] * `Eris left door [00:01] <~Hebizuka> 30.14/65 [00:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun's blushing seems to be gone.* [00:03] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a messy library... A fight happened a while ago here, judging from the piles of trampled bookshelves everywhere, not to mention all the books on the floor. The librarian is here, shotgun-toting as usual, and visibly on edge. There's also some food on the librarian's desk.* [00:03] * `Eris checks out the food [00:05] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Bag of potato chips ; but the bag is open and the chips inside look green and smelly... [00:05] <`Eris> .. [00:05] <`Eris> ~_~ [00:05] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [00:05] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 3237 - Front door: 2614 - Right door: 3186 - Roomstyle: 247 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:05] * `Eris front door [00:07] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. A gun shop has been set up here!* [00:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eris! Shop! [00:08] <`Eris> ! [00:08] * `Eris approches the gunshop [00:09] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Hello, welcome to my shop, you two. Can I help you? [00:09] <`Eris> what guns ya got? [00:09] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Here's my list. [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - SAKO TRG-42 sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - TRG-42 magazine (10+1 rounds) - Bolt-action + 5-15x telescopic sight. Weight: 22 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Savage Arms 110BA sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - 110BA magazine (6+1 rounds) - Bolt-action + 5-15x telescopic sight. Weight: 22 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K HK416 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - STANAG magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - FN Herstal FNP-40 pistol | .40 S&W - FNP-40 magazine (14+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Remington Model 700 XCR II sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - Internal magazine (3 rounds) - Bolt-action. Weight: 22 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Dragunov SVD sniper rifle | 7.62x54mm R - SVD magazine (10+1 rounds) - Semi-auto + PSO-1 4-24x scope. Weight: 22 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Barrett M82A1 sniper rifle | .50 BMG - M82A1 magazine (10+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: Unsparable [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - FN Herstal Five-seveN pistol | 5.7x28mm - Five-seveN magazine (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt Detective Special revolver | .38 Special - Cylinder (6 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - IMI Desert Eagle Mk XIX pistol | .50 AE - Deagle .50 magazine (7+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 5 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Ruger 10/22 target rifle | .22 Long Rifle - 10/22 magazine (10+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 14 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - IZHMASH Mosin-Nagant "Obrez" sawed-off rifle | 7.62x54mm R - Internal magazine (5 rounds) - Bolt-action. Weight: 9 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - IMI UZI submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - UZI magazine (32 rounds, no +1) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 5 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - RPC Fort Fort-12 pistol | 9x18mm Makarov - Fort-12 magazine (12+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - ZiD Sudaev PPS-43 submachine gun | 7.62x25mm Tokarev - PPS43 magazine (35 rounds, no +1) - Full-auto. Weight: 14 [00:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Beretta M9 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Beretta 92 series magazine (15+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [00:12] <`Eris> oh wow [00:13] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: See anything you like? [00:13] <`Eris> quite a lot [00:16] <`Eris> i want that eagle [00:17] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: The Desert Eagle, hmm? Sure thing. It's only 800 P$. I recommend getting mags and ammunition; this one is chambered in a rare caliber so now's the chance to stock up. [00:20] <`Eris> what accessories can this thing equip [00:22] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: As far as I'm concerned, the only thing you can put on these is a Small scope (2x), which goes on the small rail here. [00:24] <`Eris> mm ok never mind that then [00:24] <`Eris> give me the beretta instead [00:24] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: I insist that it could be very useful. Granted, it doesn't have the capability of mounting a silencer, but if you ever want a powerful and accurate backup weapon, it is the weapon to go with. [00:25] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: But very well. Let's look at the M9... [00:26] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: It costs 300 P$. Again I highly recommend stocking up on mags and ammunition. And we have a great selection of accessories for it. [00:26] <`Eris> add a silencer and reflex sight for it [00:26] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: I also have one 20-round extended magazine for it. Interested? [00:26] <`Eris> absolutely [00:27] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: I only have one, so if you want to get extra, standard sized ones, please help yourself. [00:27] <`Eris> i have like 5 [00:27] * `Eris holds up his m9 [00:27] <`Eris> want something to match [00:27] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: You already carry one? Well then, if you need another, I insist. You need more magazines. [00:27] <`Eris> ahh.. true [00:27] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Are you sure you don't want some extra? At least 3 or 4 per pistol. [00:28] <`Eris> well ill buy 2 [00:28] <`Eris> + the 20 rd mag [00:28] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: All right. Will that be all? [00:28] <`Eris> well since you sell the Barrett you have .50 ammo right? [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Of course. I have 50 rounds for sale. Only 300 P$ for a box of 10. [00:29] <`Eris> whats my current total at? [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Let me write your current shopping list. [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> BUY: [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> Beretta M9 - 300 P$ [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> 9x19mm silencer - 250 P$ [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> EOTech MRDS reflex sight - 650 P$ [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> Beretta 92 series 20-round extended mag - 40 P$ [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> Beretta 92 series 15-round mag x2 - 50 P$ [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> TOTAL: 1290 P$ [00:35] <`Eris> ok i dont have quite enough but [00:35] * `Eris puts 1000 P$ on the table and the hmx charge [00:35] <`Eris> take this and call it even? [00:35] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: An explosive charge? ... Hmm. I can buy it back... That's HMX. 350 P$ is ok? [00:35] <`Eris> yeah [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Okay. [00:36] <`Eris> so lets see [00:36] * `Eris takes back 60 $P [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: So, with your cash and the HMX... You can get all of what you purchased, and I'm giving you back 60 P$. [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Well then. [00:36] <`Eris> makes it ismpler right? [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: All right. [00:36] <~Hebizuka> *Transaction in progress...* [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *Beretta M9 purchased!* [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *M9 fitted with silencer, MRDS and 20-round mag.* [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *Transferred the 15 rounds of ammo from the old mag to the new one.* [00:37] * `Eris tops off the 20 rd mag [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *Transferring 3 empty Beretta 92 mags to the backpack.* [00:38] <~Hebizuka> (TW) Beretta M9: +6 rounds [Ammo: 20+1/20] [00:38] <~Hebizuka> 9x19mm Parabellum remaining: 28 [00:38] * `Eris reloads ammo in white arrow mag [00:39] <~Hebizuka> *Do you want to reload the mag only or top it off fully?* [00:39] * `Eris tops it off fully [00:39] <~Hebizuka> "White Arrow": +6 rounds [Ammo: 5+1/20] [00:40] <~Hebizuka> 12.7x108mm remaining: 29 [00:40] * `Eris reloads other m9 [00:40] <~Hebizuka> (C3) Beretta M9: +4 rounds [Ammo: 20+1/20] [00:41] <~Hebizuka> 9x19mm Parabellum remaining: 24 [00:41] <`Eris> now i just "need some rope" [00:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun watches, excited.* [00:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Waaah... You have two pistols! [00:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: But my pistol is cooler than your two. *Childish.* [00:41] <`Eris> yes jun it is [00:41] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Will that be all, sir? [00:42] <`Eris> yeah thanks [00:42] * `Eris fills up one of the empty mags [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Beretta 92 15-round magazine: +15 rounds [Ammo: 15/15] [00:43] <~Hebizuka> 9x19mm Parabellum remaining: 9 [00:45] * `Eris holsters both guns [00:45] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [00:45] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 2378 - Front door: 1515 - Right door: 4408 - Roomstyle: 295 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [00:45] * `Eris front door [00:45] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: It's a pleasure to do business with you, sir. Good bye! [00:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Baaai! [00:45] <`Eris> bye [00:46] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a washitsu. Someone left a box of ammo on the floor.* [00:47] * `Eris checks the ammo [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 7.62x39mm, 150 rounds [00:47] <`Eris> i dont think we have anything that uses this [00:48] <~Hebizuka> *Neither you nor Jun has a compatible weapon.* [00:48] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [00:48] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 3051 - Front door: 3076 - Right door: 542 - Roomstyle: 197 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [00:48] * `Eris right door [00:50] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [00:51] <~Hebizuka> *You and Jun fall into a butlerhouse. There's a Chief butler here with a large revolver, watching TV with his two butler subordinates. There is also one door only. You spot a box of ammo on the lower section of the bunk bed.* [00:51] * `Eris catches Jun [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eep-- [00:52] * `Eris sets her down [00:52] <~SU_Tempest> *What will you do?* [00:52] * `Eris checks out the box of ammo [00:53] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 20 rounds [00:53] * `Eris takes it [00:53] <`Eris> might as well [00:53] <~Hebizuka> 31.68/65 [00:54] <~SU_Tempest> *None of the butlers notice, as they're watching TV.* [00:54] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun seems to be interested in the TV too...* [00:54] <~SU_Tempest> @whatsonTV [00:54] <EliasBot> [Reality show] Maid Academy [00:54] <`Eris> (how fitting) [00:54] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: Oooh yeah. [00:54] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [00:54] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 2693 - Roomstyle: 242 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:54] <~SU_Tempest> Butler1: Loook! Look! Here, the candidate number 671A! It's my sister! [00:54] <~SU_Tempest> Butler2: Lucky bastard. [00:54] * `Eris enters the door [00:55] <~Hebizuka> *It's your old friend, the teleporting keypad.* [00:59] * `Eris puts in 1002 and climbs in [01:00] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [01:00] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [01:00] <~Hebizuka> *But... The keypad malfunctions.* [01:00] <~Hebizuka> *It charges up, and at the last second, sends you into room 2001 instead.* [01:01] <~Hebizuka> *You're telepadded into...* [01:01] <~Hebizuka> *...a washitsu. But there is no youkai here; instead, there is a dwarf.* [01:01] * `Eris blinks [01:04] <`Eris> hi [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> Dwarf: Uhh... Hi. Who're you? [01:05] <`Eris> im just passing through [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> Dwarf: Got nothin' to drink? Summin' GOOD, rite? Nothin' like cat piss or summin. [01:07] <`Eris> sorry i dont or id give it to ya [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> Dwarf: Darnit [01:09] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [01:09] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 1932 - Front door: 4435 - Right door: 3441 - Roomstyle: 65 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [01:09] * `Eris left door [01:11] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 150th.* [01:12] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a radio room. You can fiddle with the @radio here. There's also some sort of item on the floor.* [01:13] <`Eris> @radio [01:13] <EliasBot> [Hip-hop] MJB (Mazes' Jams and beats) with DJ Carl "Ceezee" Zenger [01:13] * `Eris checks the item [01:13] <~Hebizuka> [Broken gun] A wooden rifle stock, without the rest of the rifle. Value: 10 Wood [01:13] <`Eris> =w= [01:13] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [01:13] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 593 - Front door: 4231 - Right door: 4497 - Roomstyle: 134 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [01:13] * `Eris left door [01:15] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor again!* [01:15] * `Eris falls [01:15] <~Hebizuka> *You land into a regular, featureless room. There are creatures here... A satyr and a satyress.* [01:15] * `Eris lands.. catches jun again [01:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eep~. [01:16] * `Eris blinks [01:16] * `Eris pts her down [01:17] <~SU_Tempest> *The satyrs seem to be looking for something, but don't look like exactly nice.* What will you do?* [01:18] * `Eris observes for now [01:20] <~SU_Tempest> Satyr: All right, colleague, we observed a great deal of loss in raping business as of late. We need to change this situation or we will never see past the next economical year. [01:20] <~SU_Tempest> Satyress: Absolutely agreed, colleague. This situation is truly dire. [01:20] <`Eris> .. [01:21] <~SU_Tempest> *They turn their heads, noticing you two.* [01:21] <~SU_Tempest> Satyress: How convenient. I regret but we must attack and brutally rape you. Please see no hate or resentment... [01:22] * `Eris draws both m9's and point the barrels at their heads each gun at a different target before smiling and firing each gun twice [01:22] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [01:22] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [01:22] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [01:22] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [01:26] <~Hebizuka> *FT 4 -1 +0 (3). You play it Boondock Saints style, and dual wield your M9s, expertly putting two bullets in each of their craniums.* [01:26] <~Hebizuka> *Naturally you make short work of the demons.* [01:26] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Beretta M9] Satyr [01:26] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Beretta M9] Satyress [01:27] * `Eris holsters [01:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Soooo coooool. [01:27] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun swoons like a fangirl.* [01:27] <`Eris> :3 [01:28] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [01:28] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 1245 - Front door: 5156 - Right door: 599 - Roomstyle: 114 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:28] * `Eris right door [01:29] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Crap, you won't like this but... I'm hungry! [01:31] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a kitchen. Surprisingly enough, an unarmed, Death Faction soldier is working at the table, wearing a chef hat ABOVE the helmet and whistling happily. You notice stars pinned on the chef hat, too...* [01:32] <`Eris> oh hi [01:33] <~SU_Tempest> DF: Oh, hello there! Is it your first time in my kitchen? [01:34] <`Eris> i believe so yes [01:35] <`Eris> though im just passing by [01:35] <~SU_Tempest> DF: Hold on. Let me introduce myself. [01:35] <`Eris> hmm? [01:36] <~SU_Tempest> DF: My name is Daron Bryant, but my folks better know me as the DF Chef. I used to be a member of this glorious Faction, but I left the arts of the gun for the arts of the table! [01:36] <~SU_Tempest> DF: Considered the best chef of the Mazes, ever. À votre service. [01:36] <~SU_Tempest> DF: Say, if this is your first time here, would you like to taste what I can do? *Smile* [01:37] <`Eris> ahh yes im actually quite hungry [01:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Me too! [01:37] <`Eris> i said passing by cause we honestly have no money on us [01:38] <~SU_Tempest> DF: For this time only, it's on the house. If you want extra, or if you come back, you're paying.~ But not for this one. [01:38] <`Eris> maybe 200P$ collectively [01:38] <~SU_Tempest> Daron: Ta ta ta. It's free for now. Whaddya say? [01:38] <`Eris> oh thank you ~_~ [01:38] <~SU_Tempest> Daron: Sweet. I'll tell you something, that's how I got clients coming back. Hahaha! [01:38] <~SU_Tempest> Daron: So, let me pick something for you... [01:39] <~SU_Tempest> Daron: Mumm... I bought nice slabs of meat recently... choicest cuts of course. AH. I know. How about a King's Sheep steak? One for each of you. Sounds nice? This is a 700 P$ meal, my friends, so enjoy it. [01:39] <`Eris> umm ok [01:39] <~SU_Tempest> Daron: All right! Sit at one table, I shall prepare this for you! [01:39] * `Eris sits [01:39] <~Hebizuka> *In a matter of minutes, Bryant cuts and prepares the dish with sniper levels of accuracy and speed.* [01:40] <~Hebizuka> *He comes back towards you with two plates, each with a delicious, perfectly prepared and cooked sheep steak.* [01:40] <~SU_Tempest> Daron: Bon appétit! [01:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: omigod. I haven't seen something so beautiful since... since... [01:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...since ever. THANK YOU! [01:41] <`Eris> .. [01:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun DROOLS in front of the dish.* [01:41] * `Eris fucking starts chowing down.. oh god hes hungry [01:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 5 5 +12 Eris [01:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 5 d 5 ] [ Rolls: 5 2 4 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 19 ] [01:42] <~SU_Tempest> *That was the best. meal. ever. in a while. Your hunger went WAY down!* [01:43] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 5 5 +12 Jun [01:43] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 5 d 5 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 1 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [01:43] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun doesn't take time to savour it and just CHOWS DOWN.* [01:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: FUCK YES [01:43] <~SU_Tempest> Daron: So? Have you enjoyed your meals? [01:44] <`Eris> yes <3 [01:44] <`Eris> thank you [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: OH GOD YES [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Bows down profusely, very down.* [01:45] <`Eris> hopefully we meet again.. when i have more money [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Thank you thank you may the Gods bless you forever you're the best Soldier ever [01:45] * `Eris laughs a bit [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Daron: Haha, wow, thank you! No need for so many honorifics. Yes, come back anytime! I admit that my menu IS expensive, but... It is worth it and you have an idea of why, now. [01:49] <`Eris> yes indeed i do [01:49] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [01:49] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 2035 - Front door: 5565 - Right door: 1851 - Roomstyle: 252 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:49] <`Eris> take care of your self [01:49] * `Eris right door [01:50] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a shower room. Someone abandoned a weapon on the clothing racks here!* [01:51] * `Eris checks out the weapon [01:52] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Rapier - Piercing. Weight: 14 [01:52] <`Eris> hmm not my style [01:52] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [01:52] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 4574 - Front door: 457 - Right door: 5164 - Roomstyle: 14 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [01:52] * `Eris leaves through the front door [02:01] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a long volley of stairs.* [02:01] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a scratched room, full of @graffiti. The room seems empty, though...* [02:02] <`Eris> @graffiti [02:02] <EliasBot> Emi is an icon of the futa uprising, she fought for her life and she died for the cause of sniper hime. Long [02:02] <EliasBot> live Emi. FU2012 [02:02] <`Eris> .. [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Who's Emi? [02:03] <`Eris> sounds like someone important [02:03] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [02:03] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 3476 - Front door: 2602 - Right door: 2901 - Roomstyle: 142 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [02:03] * `Eris front door [02:05] <~Hebizuka> *A warehouse room. There are here a lot of containers of all kinds and sizes, but most of them are empty, at the exception of a big crate. This big crate is an abandoned weapons shipment! However, the room is guarded by a horrible creature; a dark tentacle monster!* [02:09] <`Eris> .. [02:09] * `Eris raises his White Arrow and pumps 3 shots into it [02:10] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [02:10] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [02:10] <~Hebizuka> *Panic shooting never did anyone good. You are no exception.* [02:10] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun DROPS ON THE FLOOR.* [02:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: AAAACK. [02:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ANOTHER OF THE GROSS THINGS [02:11] <`Eris> jun kill it [02:11] <~SU_Tempest> *She grabs her OSV-96 and tries firing... only realizing at the last second that the OSV-96 is empty!* [02:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: OH SHIT [02:12] <~SU_Tempest> *As fast as lightning, she grabs her MP5/10, and... has an idea.* [02:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... I know! [02:12] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun grabs her weapon by the magazine and... presses the trigger of her M203PI, sending a grenade flying at the monster!* [02:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [02:12] <~Hebizuka> Close-hit! [02:13] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [02:13] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [02:13] <~Hebizuka> *The blast shook the monster on the core!* [02:13] <~Hebizuka> *But it doesn't look like it's dead yet...* [02:14] <~Hebizuka> *Jun's facial expression is reminiscent of "I just screwed up forever"* [02:14] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [02:14] <~Hebizuka> *The tentacle monster attempts attacking Jun!* [02:14] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [02:14] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [02:14] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:14] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [02:15] <~Hebizuka> *WHAP. The tentacle strikes her on the chest. But her body armor holds up nicely, without damage.* [02:15] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [02:15] <`Eris> .. [02:15] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [02:15] * `Eris looks pissed [02:15] * `Eris draws Katana.. [02:15] * `Eris fucking jump thrust the fucker [02:15] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [02:15] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [02:16] <~Hebizuka> *You STAB the fucker in the core...* [02:17] <~Hebizuka> *...although you see a yellowish/off-white fluid coming out of the wound you carved (blood?), it doesn't show signs of stopping.* [02:18] * `Eris yanks it out and fucking slashes at it [02:18] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [02:18] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [02:18] <~Hebizuka> *You cut another wound, and more viscous liquid pours out.* [02:18] <`Eris> die damn you [02:18] <~Hebizuka> *It seems the tentacle monster stops moving, its appendages dropping slowly to the ground... but you still "feel" it moving on the inside. Looks like it's right between life and death...* [02:19] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [02:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun slings her MP5 back, and runs up at the monster, like you did. She whips out her crowbar, and tries whacking the damn thing twice. On the sharp end.* [02:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE. GROSS. [02:20] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 6 [02:20] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [02:20] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 5 and 6. Jun fumbled her first attack, tripping and very nearly losing her balance.* [02:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: DAMN IT [02:20] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight - no more able combatants. (2 turns)* [02:21] * `Eris attempts bisection to finish it [02:21] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [02:21] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [02:21] <~Hebizuka> *You fail to bisect, but you succeed at killing.* [02:22] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Katana] Dark tentacle monster [02:22] * `Eris sheathes after flinging the liquid off the blade [02:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Beark. [02:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Disgusting thing. [02:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: So gross and lewd. [02:25] * `Eris checks the ammo box [02:26] <~Hebizuka> *There's no ammo box, but there is a weapons shipment abandoned in the back. Pry it open?* [02:26] * `Eris prys that open [02:27] <~Hebizuka> =Shipment= [02:27] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Table - Blunt. Weight: Unsparable [02:27] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - KBP GM-94 grenade launcher | VGM-94 grenade - Internal tube (3+1 rounds) - Pump-action. Weight: 9 [02:27] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K HK417 battle rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - HK417 magazine (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [02:28] * `Eris slings the HK417 [02:28] * `Eris takes the GM-94 instead [02:28] <~Hebizuka> *You put the GM-94 on your backpack's weapon sling.* [02:30] <`Eris> well this is nice [02:30] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [02:30] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 3504 - Front door: 3680 - Right door: 822 - Roomstyle: 216 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:30] * `Eris takes the right door [02:30] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Looks like a big shotgun... [02:31] <`Eris> pretty much is [02:31] <`Eris> just shoots grenades [02:31] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: A ... Grenade shotgun? AWESOME. [02:32] <~Hebizuka> *A medieval-styled room. There's rocky walls, old style wooden doors, tapestries, old bookshelves full of grimoires, and a heavy wooden table. On the table is what seems to be food...* [02:32] * `Eris checks out the food [02:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Food] Poisonous - Green bread [02:33] <`Eris> .. [02:33] * `Eris whines [02:33] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [02:33] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 52 - Front door: 5623 - Right door: 1967 - Roomstyle: 99 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:33] * `Eris left door [02:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Sigh... [02:36] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an outside area! Forest, daytime. Everything seems to be calm, as you hear the faint singing of birds in the background... but a fight is about to break out. Two sides; on one side, a daitengu with a sniper rifle. On the other side, a Maze Soldier with a grenade launcher; a big-ass one!* [02:39] * `Eris raises white arrow [02:39] * `Eris scopes the soldiers face [02:39] * `Eris bang [02:39] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [02:39] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 5 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [02:40] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: ACK [02:40] <`Eris> :3 [02:40] <~Hebizuka> *The bullet pierces right through the Soldier's face. You see them do a backwards cartwheel before crashing on the floor. The daitengu looks quite surprised!* [02:40] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium ["White Arrow"] Maze Soldier [02:41] <`Eris> stupid soldiers [02:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: It's not like you give them a chance. [02:41] <~SU_Tempest> Daitengu: Hey! Thanks! [02:41] <`Eris> no problem [02:41] * `Eris loots the soldier [02:41] <`Eris> (*loot frame pops up*) [02:43] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing and armor >Weapons and related >LBE and contents [02:44] <`Eris> >weapons and related [02:44] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons and related= [02:44] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - KBP 6G30 grenade launcher | VOG-25 grenade - Cylinder (6 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 22 [02:44] <`Eris> hey tengu you want this? [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> DTengu: Wow, this thing is packing heat. Yeah, I'll take. [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> *The daitengu drops their sniper rifle for the grenade launcher.* [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> DTengu: When ya done, can I get the vest and ammo? [02:45] * `Eris forks it over and the ammo for it from the lbe [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> DTengu: Ooh. Thanks. [02:45] <`Eris> read my mind there [02:46] <~Hebizuka> *Only the purse and the sniper rifle are left on the floor.* [02:46] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Purse - Value 15-150 P$ (1d136 +14) [02:46] * `Eris grabs the money [02:46] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 136 +14 [02:46] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 136 ] [ Rolls: 75 ] [ Total Score: 75 ] [02:46] <~SU_Tempest> *You get 89 P$.* [02:46] <~Hebizuka> Total carried: 149 P$ [02:46] * `Eris checks the sniper rifle out [02:46] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Nemesis Arms Vanquish sniper rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - Vanquish magazine (5+1 rounds) - Bolt-action. Weight: 9 [02:47] <`Eris> oh well [02:47] <`Eris> take care of your self [02:48] <`Eris> ... wait are you with the youkai resistance.. group thing [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> DTengu: Of course I am. Youkai activist. Why you ask? [02:50] <`Eris> i read earlier about someone named Emi and a "Sniper Hime". know about them? [02:51] <~SU_Tempest> DTengu: I heard about Emi but not about sniper hime. [02:51] <`Eris> I see... tell me about emi [02:51] <`Eris> She sounded important [02:52] <`Eris> and she "died for the sniper hime" [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> DTengu: I heard she was part of the freak group... the Futa Uprising girls. And that she was a hell of a good shot, but she was killed at some point. [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> DTengu: Maybe that's got something to do with the sniper something. [02:52] <`Eris> ahhh [02:52] <`Eris> I see [02:52] <`Eris> Thanks for the info [02:52] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [02:52] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 2500 - Front door: 5332 - Right door: 56 - Roomstyle: 158 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:52] * `Eris right door [02:53] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a prison room. It's full of @graffiti... You also see an object on the floor.* [02:53] <`Eris> @graffiti [02:53] <EliasBot> wat kinda shite did ya expect reading here dis time? [02:54] <`Eris> .. shit, exactly like i got [02:54] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hahahaha! [02:54] * `Eris checks out the object [02:57] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Ruger Redhawk 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.5 [02:57] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [02:57] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 3680 - Front door: 3228 - Right door: 2520 - Roomstyle: 94 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [02:57] * `Eris right door [02:59] <~Hebizuka> (1 door actually, sorry) [03:00] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [03:00] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 321 - Roomstyle: 167 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [03:01] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a strange, dimly-lit room. In the middle is what seems to be an elevator tube, circular and transparent. Next to it, a desk with a computer; which is turned on. Actually, the monitor emits the brightest light - which is not that much.* [03:03] * `Eris checks out the moniter [03:04] <~Hebizuka> Computer: "Welcome to the Special Stage. You may participate in special challenges in order to obtain rewards, and special keys. The special challenges are accessed through the elevator, which will take you down to an arena. Obtain all keys to be able to unlock the elevator's button to go up." [03:05] <~Hebizuka> >See list of challenges [03:07] <~Hebizuka> *Do you wish to see the list?* [03:07] <`Eris> >yes [03:08] <~Hebizuka> >Arena fighting (Easy) >MazePot (Normal) >Boss Fight (Hard) >Pot the Boss Fight (Phantasm) [03:09] * `Eris clicks arena fighting [03:10] <~Hebizuka> "Fight 6 enemies in non-stop succession. Those enemies are of normal stature but may still pose a reasonable challenge. Reward: 500 P$, random valuable, SS Card Bronze." [03:10] <~Hebizuka> "No escaping, no fleeing, no cover; a flat basic arena, for fighters who aren't cowards." [03:11] <`Eris> we need the money so [03:11] * `Eris reloads all weapons before confirming [03:12] <~Hebizuka> White Arrow: +4 rounds [Ammo: 5+1/5] | 12.7x108mm remaining: 25 [03:13] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun decides to do so too.* [03:14] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Can you give me ammo for my gun pleaaase? [03:14] * `Eris forks some over [03:15] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: 6 please! [03:15] * `Eris hands over 6 [03:15] <~Hebizuka> Ally's KBP OSV-96: +6 rounds [Ammo: 5+1/5] | Your 12.7x108mm remaining: 19 [03:16] <~Hebizuka> *She then reloads her UGL with the only spare grenade she has.* [03:16] <~Hebizuka> Ally's M203PI: Loaded | 40x46mm grenades remaining: 0 [03:16] <~Hebizuka> *Then, she tops off her pistol.* [03:17] <~Hebizuka> "Fantasy Gun": +2 rounds | Her .45 ACP remaining: 51 [03:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm all set! [03:19] <`Eris> ok [03:19] * `Eris swaps his shotgun for the grenade launcher [03:20] <~Hebizuka> *Weapons swapped.* [03:22] * `Eris confirms [03:22] <~Hebizuka> *The elevator unlocks.* [03:22] <~Hebizuka> *EASY challenge selected. Please get in the elevator.* [03:23] * `Eris steps on the elevator [03:23] <~Hebizuka> *You and Jun get inside the elevator...* [03:23] <~Hebizuka> *Which closes. Then, it takes you down.* [03:25] <~Hebizuka> *Faint elevator music.* [03:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Hums along.* [03:27] <~Hebizuka> *Ding~dong~* [03:27] <~Hebizuka> *The door opens.* [03:27] <~Hebizuka> Elevator: "You, may, enter!" [03:27] * `Eris enters [03:28] <~Hebizuka> *You step into a large arena, with fine sand as floor. The surroundings seem to have no end...* [03:28] <~Hebizuka> Get ready for the fight.* [03:28] <~Hebizuka> Fight 1... [03:29] <~Hebizuka> *You hear heavy, rapid STOMPING sounds getting closer...* [03:29] <`Eris> =w= [03:29] <~Hebizuka> *You see Hebizuka riding a Thunder Bear while yelling "YEEEHAW".* [03:29] * ~Hebizuka jumps off of the Thunder Bear. [03:29] <~Hebizuka> Missed me? [03:30] * ~Hebizuka wicked grin on the face. [03:30] * `Eris raises m9 [03:30] * `Eris tries to shoot her in the face [03:30] * ~Hebizuka jumps away before you can aim! [03:30] <~Hebizuka> FIGHT MY PET, FUCKER! [03:30] <`Eris> damn [03:30] * ~Hebizuka disappears, leaving a very hungry bear. [03:31] * `Eris instead of shooting hebi he moved and shoots the bear in the head instead.. 3 times [03:31] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [03:31] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 4 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [03:33] <~Hebizuka> *You send three 9mm sized gifts towards the Thunder Bear's head... succesfully.* [03:34] <~Hebizuka> *However, the very sturdy bear isn't going to be stopped by your dinky pistols. THE GLORIOUS BEAR IS STILL ALIVE.* [03:34] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn..* [03:35] <~Hebizuka> *Jun raises her OSV-96 again, and aims down her scope... attempting to shoot the thunderbear in the head.* [03:35] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [03:35] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [03:36] <~Hebizuka> *Success. The electro-bear is finally put to sleep.* [03:36] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [OSV-96] Thunder Bear [03:37] <~Hebizuka> Fight 2 incoming... [03:38] <~Hebizuka> *An orc appears out of the shadows, wielding a medieval warhammer.* [03:38] <~Hebizuka> *The orc rushes towards you, with the intent of smashing the living hell out of you.* [03:38] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [03:38] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [03:39] <~SU_Tempest> Orc: RRAAUUUGH [03:39] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [03:39] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [03:39] <~Hebizuka> *WOOSH* [03:39] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [03:39] <~Hebizuka> *It is now your turn.* [03:39] * `Eris checks if the orc is wearing any head armor [03:39] <~Hebizuka> *He is, yes. A crude orcish helmet.* [03:40] * `Eris face aim with both M9's fires with one first [03:40] * `Eris shoots twice with it [03:40] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [03:40] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 2 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [03:41] <~Hebizuka> *Those crude helmets are far from being ballistic protective. The orc is promptly brought down.* [03:42] <~Hebizuka> Fight 3 incoming... [03:44] <~Hebizuka> *A hitwoman with a silenced submachine gun appears.* [03:44] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [03:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Uhhh... Bad guy. I mean bad uh... girl. [03:45] <~Hebizuka> *Jun attempts to aim the head again using her OSV-96's scope...* [03:45] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [03:45] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [03:45] <~Hebizuka> *Another successful hit. The hitwoman's head explodes like an overripe fruit.* [03:45] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [OSV-96] Hitwoman B [03:46] <~Hebizuka> Fight 4 incoming... [03:47] <~Hebizuka> *A fruit golem appears out of the shadows...* [03:47] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [03:49] <~Hebizuka> *The fruit golem walks towards Jun, with the intent of HULKSMASHING her with a GOLEM PUNCH.* [03:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: EEEEK [03:49] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [03:49] <EliasBot> [HEAD] Head (Torso if firearm, unless 12 is scored.) [03:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [03:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [03:50] <~Hebizuka> *-PLONK-. That was a HARD punch, but Jun seems to have resisted. That SPECTRA helmet is sturdy as hell!* [03:50] <~Hebizuka> *She also gets away with no pain. Just mild concussion.* [03:50] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Blrfhsdizzy... [03:50] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [03:51] <~Hebizuka> *Now your turn.* [03:51] * `Eris raises white arrow.. aims at strange glowing symbol [03:51] * `Eris scope mode [03:51] * `Eris bang [03:51] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [03:51] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 5 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [03:51] <`Eris> *splorch* [03:54] <~Hebizuka> *Dead on target. The bullet pierces the banana peel on which the golem marking is etched. The golem then explodes.* [03:54] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium ["White Arrow"] Fruit Golem [03:54] * `Eris sees food [03:55] * `Eris ninja speed kicks in [03:55] <~Hebizuka> Fight 5 incoming... [03:55] * `Eris zooms the fuck around to catch it all before it hits the ground [03:55] <~Hebizuka> *Not yet.* [03:55] <`Eris> *GODDAMMIT* [03:56] <~Hebizuka> *A Maze Sniper walks out of the shadows...* [03:56] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn.* [03:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh shit ERIS [03:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: SNIPER [03:57] <`Eris> hey you [03:57] <~Hebizuka> *Jun remains on the floor, aiming down the scope of her OSV-96...* [03:57] <~Hebizuka> *...trying to reach for the face.* [03:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [03:57] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [03:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: FUCK [03:58] <~Hebizuka> *Stovepipe! The bullet hits the ground, and Jun is left with a jammed gun.* [03:58] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [03:58] <`Eris> hey i challeenge you to a sniper match [03:58] <~Hebizuka> *The sniper carefully aims at Jun...* [03:58] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [03:58] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [03:58] <~Hebizuka> *...and fires.* [03:58] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [03:58] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [03:59] <~Hebizuka> *The bullet STRIKES the living shit out of your ally, sending her gasping for air, crashing on her back.* Ally pain: 79% [+79] - Body armor: 3.99/4 [-0.01] [03:59] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: gghrrrk... [04:00] <~Hebizuka> Bleeding: 1/20 [+1] [04:00] <~Hebizuka> *She coughs and hacks, then gasps some more for air...* [04:00] <`Eris> ... [04:01] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3.* [04:01] <~Hebizuka> *It is now your turn.* [04:01] <`Eris> .. [04:01] * `Eris raises both m9s [04:01] * `Eris face aim [04:01] * `Eris mag dumps both pistols [04:02] <`Eris> !mdice 4 6 [04:02] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 5 3 2 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [04:05] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 6 and 5 | FT: 4 -1 +1 (4). You fire a ridiculous amount of bullets at the sniper's face with insane speed; in total, 37 shots. All for a single kill; 37 bullets, 1 kill. That's a BRUTAL amount of pain.* [04:05] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Beretta M9 x2] Maze Sniper [04:05] <~Hebizuka> Fight 6 incoming... [04:07] <~Hebizuka> *A kyonshi leaves the shadows...* [04:07] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [04:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: oh gods please give me the strength... [04:09] <~Hebizuka> *She stands up, slowly and painfully. Seeing the kyonshi, the shrine maiden turned combatant pulls her "Fantasy Gun" 1911 very quickly, dumping four shots.* [04:09] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [04:09] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [04:09] <~Hebizuka> *But the M1911A1 jams on her too.* [04:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: COME ON, NO! [04:09] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [04:10] <~Hebizuka> *The kyonshi stumbles towards you, with the intent of biting you.* [04:10] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [04:10] <EliasBot> [EXTREMITY] Left foot [04:10] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [04:10] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [04:10] <~Hebizuka> *It crashes on the floor in lieu of biting you.* [04:10] <`Eris> ... [04:11] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4.* [04:11] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [04:12] * `Eris walks a respectable distance away from the kyonshi [04:12] * `Eris turn [04:12] * `Eris GRENADES [04:12] * `Eris grabs grenade launcher [04:12] * `Eris PLUNK [04:12] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [04:12] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [04:12] <~Hebizuka> *You fire a grenade, then quickly pump away the empty shell.* [04:12] <~Hebizuka> *The grenade flies and...* [04:12] <~Hebizuka> Close-hit! [04:13] <~Hebizuka> *...explodes in a shower of fiery incendiary death of fire.* [04:13] <~Hebizuka> *Though it didn't cause THAT much damage on the kyonshi, the kyonshi is now definitely on fire.* [04:15] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [04:15] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I got no choice... [04:15] * `Eris looks disappointed at the grenade launcher [04:16] <~SU_Tempest> *She raises her MP5/10, and unloads a long burst of 8 shots on the kyonshi.* [04:16] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [04:16] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [04:17] <~Hebizuka> *All eight shots rip and zip through. This is more than enough to kill the youkai zombie!* [04:17] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [H&K MP5/10A3] Kyonshi [04:17] <~Hebizuka> All 6 enemies defeated. [04:17] * `Eris rushes over to jun [04:18] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I feel... not good. [04:18] * `Eris pulls the codine tablet out of his pack [04:18] <`Eris> take this [04:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: It's fine... I got my own... [04:19] <~Hebizuka> *Jun refuses your pill and swallows her own pill of codeine, which she was carrying.* [04:19] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [04:19] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [04:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eargh... I feel nauseous... but the pain has gone down. [04:20] <~Hebizuka> *The elevator invites you to climb back up.* [04:20] <~Hebizuka> *However there is a lot of loot on the floor.* [04:21] * `Eris looks around on the flood [04:21] <`Eris> floor* [04:21] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing and armor >Weapons and related >LBE and contents >Other items [04:21] <`Eris> >weapons and related [04:21] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons and related= [04:21] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Medieval warhammer - Blunt. Weight: 22 [04:21] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - H&K MP7A1 personal defense weapon | 4.6x30mm - MP7 magazine (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 3 [Ammo: 19+1/20] [04:21] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Tsar-Pushka SVL Lobaev sniper rifle | .408 Chey Tac - Single shot + 5-15x telescopic sight. Weight: 22 [Ammo: 0/1] [04:22] <`Eris> >LBE and contents [04:22] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents= [04:22] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] RM22SF LBE - Capacity 35 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) [04:22] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .408 Chey Tac, 1 round [04:22] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [04:23] * `Eris takes the money and the single round [04:23] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 226 +24 [04:23] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 226 ] [ Rolls: 226 ] [ Total Score: 226 ] [04:23] <~SU_Tempest> *Well that's nice! You get 250 P$!* [04:24] * `Eris stores [04:24] <`Eris> >other items [04:24] <~Hebizuka> Total money carried: 399 P$ [04:24] <~Hebizuka> 31.59/65 [04:24] <~Hebizuka> =Other= [04:24] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Apricot. 1d6 [04:24] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Apricot. 1d6 [04:24] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Apricot. 1d6 [04:24] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Pineapple. 1d8 [04:24] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Raspberries. 1d3 [04:27] * `Eris stores the apricots and raspberries [04:27] * `Eris uhh leaves the pineapple [04:27] <~Hebizuka> 35.59/65 [04:28] * `Eris goes over and picks jun up in his arms and carries her to the elevator.. and not like a sack of patatoes either.. but how a man should carry a woman~ [04:29] <~Hebizuka> *That's a bridal carry.* [04:29] <~Hebizuka> *You bridal carry Jun in the elevator.* [04:29] <~Hebizuka> *It closes, and brings you back up...* [04:29] * `Eris looks worried [04:30] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I feel battered... but i'll be okay... I have to.. [04:31] * `Eris carries her off to a corner of the room and sits down holding her in his lap.. he takes the turret from her and sets it up mounted on the wall [04:31] <`Eris> lets.. rest here.. [04:31] <~Hebizuka> Jun: Hold on... There's something over there. [04:31] <`Eris> .. [04:31] <`Eris> mm [04:31] <~Hebizuka> *Jun notices items that weren't here before.* [04:32] * `Eris sets her beside him and goes to check out the items [04:33] <~Hebizuka> =Objects= [04:33] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Golden 4.2mm APHE bullet - Value 150-550 P$ (1d401 +149) [04:33] <~Hebizuka> *A bag containing 500 P$.* [04:33] <~Hebizuka> [Key Item] The SS Card Bronze. [04:33] * `Eris stores the bullet and money before going back over to jun [04:34] * `Eris grabbed the key too [04:35] <~Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 899 P$.* [04:35] * `Eris sits down back where he was putting jun back in his lap [04:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *She shakes her head, as if trying to set herself back right.* [04:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey now... I'll be all right, ok?.. [04:37] <`Eris> i know but.. [04:37] * `Eris holds her close wrapping his arms around her [04:38] <`Eris> doesnt stop me from worrying.. you know? [04:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey... if I wasn't there, you'd have taken that bullet... and I'm here to make sure you're not getting killed... i'm the one *cough* who's worried... [04:39] <`Eris> no i dont want it like that.. we need to both live through this.. [04:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'd rather too... the Gods would fire me if I didn't manage to get through this alive. ~ [04:40] * `Eris nuzzles her cheek softly [04:40] <`Eris> let's get some rest though im exhausted [04:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Got it... Me too. [04:42] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [04:44] <~Hebizuka> 150 rooms, 34 kills, 2 SEs, 4 missions, 1 Amulet, 1052 P$, 0 Runs [04:44] <~Hebizuka> Progress: [04:44] <~Hebizuka> +16 rooms, +10 kills, -101 P$ [04:44] <~Hebizuka> Score: [04:45] <~Hebizuka> 284 points [+35] [04:45] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 14th [+1] [04:45] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats: [04:45] <~Hebizuka> Shots 48/51 [04:45] <~Hebizuka> Melee 3/3 [04:45] <~Hebizuka> Total: 51/54 [04:45] <~Hebizuka> All time stats: [04:46] <~Hebizuka> Shots 79/88 [04:46] <~Hebizuka> Melee 7/10 [04:46] <~Hebizuka> Total 86/98 [04:46] <~Hebizuka> All-time accuracy: 88% [04:47] <~Hebizuka> Achievements progress: +4 pistol kills, +2 precision rifle kills, +1 Sharp weapon kills, +5 headshots, +1 tactical kills, +1 brutal kills, +2 Soldier kills, +1 youkai kills [04:47] <~Hebizuka> You've been recommended for an award! [04:48] <~Hebizuka> You've been awarded the Pistol Badge; Bronze. You may bear the title of Pistol Shooter.