Log:Session 112 (Meta, no ontology)

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[15:53] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Kijinn. You have visited 15 rooms, the next special room is at the 28th. You're currently feeling perfectly healthy; no outstanding problems to note. !mrooms3 to continue.* [15:56] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [15:56] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 3891 - Front door: 781 - Right door: 7067 - Roomstyle: 199 [15:57] <&Hebizuka> *As usual, pick your next door.* [15:57] <Kijinn> Let's left it up! [15:59] <&Hebizuka> *A few stairs downwards lead you right into a shower room. With a corner reserved for temporary lockers, most of the room is several showering cabins, and water puddles. You spot ammunition in one of these lockers - someone must've forgot their stuff.* [16:00] <Kijinn> Examine the ammo first [16:01] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of taser cartridges, 10 cartridges - [5/10] - Weight: 0.5 [16:02] * Kijinn shrugs and leaves it behind. No need for those right now anyway. Also since it's probably been a while since this girl's seen water... Sexy shower sequence! [16:03] <&Hebizuka> *Confirm you're about to undress and use the shower for awhile?* [16:03] <Kijinn> Confirmed [16:04] <&Hebizuka> *All clothing, LBE and weapons in the temporary lockers while you are in one of the cabins.* [16:04] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6.* [16:05] <&Hebizuka> (reminder: format is @roll X#YdZ - in this case you want 1#2d6) [16:05] <Kijinn> @roll 1#2d6 [16:05] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 5 [16:06] <&Hebizuka> *You will spend about 24 turns under the shower. At first, it's as you expect...* [16:06] <&Hebizuka> *But after a while, the water grows tepid, murky, and really foul-smelling. You feel less like taking a shower and more like taking a trip in the sewers. You absolutely stink.* [16:07] <&Hebizuka> *The water then coughs up, before the flow ceases. Looks like the tubes are somehow clogged. Your shower has to end and you feel like it was a bad idea. (You're free to dress up again and leave)* [16:08] * Kijinn wrinkles her nose and frowns. So much for that idea. She dries herself off and fetches her equipment once more, on guard the whole time. [16:09] <&Hebizuka> *Fortunately, no impromptu encounter came in the room in the meantime. You can look for the doors and leave.* [16:09] <&Hebizuka> *The stench is going to stay for a bit though...* [16:09] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [16:09] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 856 - Front door: 3183 - Right door: 5503 - Roomstyle: 324 [16:12] <Kijinn> Going forward now [16:12] <&Hebizuka> *Forwards you go.* [16:13] <&Hebizuka> *A medieval-styled room, with rocky brick walls, heavy wooden doors, and antiquated furniture. There appears to be a weapon on the floor.* [16:15] * Kijinn checks out the weapon [16:16] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M7A3 tear gas grenade. FT+2 and +7% Pain/turn for 3 turns. CRITFAIL affects user, FAIL nulls effect, CRITWIN stuns target 1 turn. Weight: 3/item [16:18] * Kijinn hopes there's room for it, because she wants to stash it away. [16:18] <&Hebizuka> *You can equip it, you have one Class 4 equipment spot left.* [16:18] <&Hebizuka> *Your backpack was otherwise too full for it. [39.98/40]* [16:20] <Kijinn> Equipping then! [16:20] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [16:20] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 3866 - Front door: 2129 - Right door: 4878 - Roomstyle: 340 [16:20] <&Hebizuka> *M7A3 equipped. All four Class 4 slots are filled up.* [16:21] <Kijinn> Aaaand gonna keep moving forward [16:21] <&Hebizuka> *Onwards we go.* [16:22] <&Hebizuka> *You go back up a short flight of stairs, before landing in a grassy room ; essentially an empty room, just with grass floor. Another weapon awaits on the floor, but it'll have to wait, because there is a creature lurking in the room; a Bes, which is an ugly, pig-headed demonic creature.* [16:23] <Kijinn> Does it notice me? [16:23] <&Hebizuka> *Not yet, you can attempt to do something before it does. Taking cover, escaping, talking, attacking, or something else entirely - the choice is yours. What will you do?* [16:25] * Kijinn crouches down in the grass to make herself less visible, lining up a shot on the creature and pausing to observe it for a bit. [16:26] <&Hebizuka> *The Bes is an overall humanoid creature. Ugly, fat, with pale purplish skin and a twisted, pig head. It seems to radiate something evil and unnerving.* [16:26] <&Hebizuka> *You still have time to decide on an action. What will you do?* [16:28] <Kijinn> Errgh... Looks bad. Gonna shoot it. [16:28] <&Hebizuka> *Select your weapon, your point of aim, and amount of shots.* [16:31] <Kijinn> One shot from the Remington 700 for the head [16:32] <&Hebizuka> *The Bes spots you, and spits out what appears to be an energy blast!* [16:32] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. Order this turn: Bes, You.* [16:32] <&Hebizuka> *Bes's turn...* [16:32] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim* [16:32] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:32] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left knee [16:32] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [16:32] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *The demonic energy blast lands somewhere on your leg, hitting you in the left knee area. Not that it matters any particularly; it hurts the same... though less than you'd imagine. Fortunately your leg appears to be uninjured and all you sustain is a bit of pants damage and a bit of Pain.* [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [16:34] <Kijinn> @roll 1#2d6 [16:34] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 10 [16:35] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 1: Hit* [16:35] <&Hebizuka> *You manage a carefully-aimed, well-landed shot. The Bes receives a .30-06 round directly applied to the forehead.* [16:36] <&Hebizuka> *The results are predictably very effective.* [16:36] <&Hebizuka> Kijinn [Rem700 BDL] Bes /H\ [16:36] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [16:36] <&Hebizuka> *Splattering some demon brains on the wall behind - all while making it look easy!* [16:38] * Kijinn strokes her beautiful Remington. Loves it <3 [16:38] * Kijinn also, loots the room before moving on. [16:39] <&Hebizuka> *You can now access that weapon the Bes was stopping you from looking at...* [16:40] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - DWM Luger P08 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Luger 8-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [0+1/8, AP] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Fouled [16:42] <Kijinn> Don't suppose these rounds work with anything I've got? Otherwise I'm just gonna leave it [16:42] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [16:42] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 422 - Front door: 6208 - Right door: 4983 - Roomstyle: 304 [16:42] <&Hebizuka> *You do not carry any 9x19mm on you.* [16:42] <&Hebizuka> *As such you'll leave the battered old Luger behind.* [16:43] * Kijinn tries the right door this time. [16:45] <&Hebizuka> *A bedroom. The usual furniture; bed, nightstand, desk, table, chairs, a television (@whatsonTV) and a radio (@radio). You spot an accessory on the desk. There is also a butler in the room, *busy sweeping the floor, as all maids and butlers do. [16:46] * Kijinn tucks her rifle under one arm, approaching the butler first. "Greetings," [16:47] <~Tempest> [Butler] *Seemingly displeased by something.* Er, um, hello. Why are you here?... [16:50] * Kijinn shrugs. "I could ask the same of you. I just wandered in. Seemed better than standing still in another room with four exits," [16:50] <~Tempest> [Butler] Uh... Right. You um. My employer isn't around, and he's going to wonder where this... smell... is coming from. Unless you have business here, I suggest you leave. Quickly. [16:53] * Kijinn scowls a bit, taking offense to this! "I wouldn't smell like this if I had a choice! Don't suppose there's anything you could do about that, eh?" [16:53] <~Tempest> *The servant seems very surprised at the request.* [16:54] <~Tempest> [Butler] Erm... Perhaps forcing you in the nearest shower room with a good scrubbing of water and liberal amounts of soap. But I wasn't told to deal with strangers that way. [16:56] * Kijinn places her hands on her hips. "Well, that bed does look comfy... I suppose I could just sprawl out and rub this scent aaaalll over it..." Hint hint, do as the lion girl suggests. [16:56] <~Tempest> [Butler] I'm going to ask you to leave, ma'am. This is a bad idea... [16:56] <~Tempest> *The servant looks pretty worried and seems helpless.* [16:58] * Kijinn wordlessly walks over to the edge of the bed, looking him in the eye as she places a single finger on the sheets. [16:58] <~Tempest> [Butler] No, no, nonono please, miss, PLEASE! Let me know what you want me to do for you but PLEASE do not stain the bed! *Panicked* [17:00] <Kijinn> "Rid me of this putrid stench by whatever means necessary! Believe me I dislike it just as much as you. Only then will I leave you," [17:01] <~Tempest> [Butler] Agh... Let me think... Let me think. [17:02] <~Tempest> [Butler] I will absent myself for a short bit, the time to grab something in the shower room. I have an idea, just wait for me, alright? [17:03] * Kijinn nods, standing there with her arms crossed. [17:03] <&Hebizuka> *The butler leaves the room. You're now alone in the bedroom. You can peruse the furniture, or search around if you'd like, or just quietly wait for Mr. Butler to come back with his idea.* [17:05] * Kijinn decides to find out what some of these strange devices do. [17:05] <Kijinn> @radio [17:05] <MazeBot> [Dance/Eurodance] unlimitedDance 103.4 with DJ B. Cheetah - http://bit.ly/1hMksNz [17:05] <&Hebizuka> *Cheesy dance music blares out of the radio.* [17:07] * Kijinn tilts her head, ear twitching. On one hand, it reminds her of some of her tribe's music, on the other, the instruments and lyrics are rather strange... Anyway, what's that accessory? [17:08] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Bipod [17:09] <Kijinn> This looks like it goes on a rifle, so she puts it on a rifle! [17:09] <&Hebizuka> *Unfortunately, your Remington 700 has no rails or provisions to attach that bipod.* [17:09] <&Hebizuka> *Maybe it could be modified for this..* [17:10] <Kijinn> Well then... I suppose I'd better drop something from the bag first then [17:10] <Kijinn> Because this I definitely plan to use [17:11] <&Hebizuka> *What do you want to consume or drop?* [17:12] <Kijinn> I think I still have those medieval gauntlets... Man, whoever's room this is is gonna be confused as fuck. [17:13] <&Hebizuka> *Drop the gauntlets? You can also, if you want, equip them instead, as they are handgear.* 17:17] <Kijinn> ...alright we're getting medieval in this bitch then [17:17] <&Hebizuka> *You take the Medieval Gauntlets from your pack, equip them, then stash the bipod you shamelessly stole in your backpack.* [17:18] <&Hebizuka> *As an added bonus, these gauntlets increase your protection to the hands.* [17:19] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 37.98/40 [17:19] <Kijinn> Awww yiss. [17:20] * Kijinn is pretty much the worst guest ever [17:20] <&Hebizuka> *You feel like you can land the punches of your lifetime!* [17:20] <&Hebizuka> *Anything else you wish to do, or are you ready to wait for the butler?* [17:23] <Kijinn> @whatsontv [17:23] <MazeBot> [Talk show] The Most Interesting Youkai [17:23] * Kijinn stares at the screen, perplexed until the butler comes back. [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *A bearded tengu host interrogates guests about various subjects with the force of pure charisma and lame jokes.* [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *You wait for Mr. Butler's return. It takes about 7 turns...* [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *The butler finally returns, with a large bucket full of soapy water.* [17:25] <~Tempest> [Butler] Here, that is probably a stupid idea but it's all I thought of. [17:27] <~Tempest> [Butler] There's a sponge as well, and I brought a towel, so scrub yourself real fast, and then please, will you leave when you're finished? [17:27] * Kijinn flicks her tail a bit. "It will have to do," [17:28] * Kijinn unceremoniously undresses, takes the sponge and washes herself off in front of him. "Aye, you have my word," the shameless kitty says. [17:29] <~Tempest> *The butler immediately turns around - quite shocked from the unwanted guest's total lack of shame or personal privacy.* [17:29] <~Tempest> [Butler] Why does this sort of thing always happen to me... [17:30] <&Hebizuka> *The impromptu washing-up rids you of the swamp water smell. You no longer have a repulsive effect on people.* [17:31] * Kijinn scrubs until she's rid of the scent, occasionally looking up to the butler, wondering what his problem is. She gets her clothing back on after drying off. Finally she smells clean! "There. I shall leave you now," [17:32] <~Tempest> [Butler] Are you all dressed up, I hope? [17:33] * Kijinn cocks a brow. "Well yeah... What's it matter?" [17:34] <~Tempest> [Butler] Decency is what matters. *He turns around, and sighs in relief upon seeing you not-naked anymore.* But alright... I've done my end of the deal, now do yours. Please. [17:36] <&Hebizuka> *You are free to leave and seek the next doors... or torture poor butler some more.* [17:38] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [17:38] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 1743 - Front door: 5030 - Right door: 5043 - Roomstyle: 588 [17:40] <Kijinn> Left! [17:40] <&Hebizuka> *You barge into toilets. WC cabins, urinals, a mirror and a working sink, and that distinct, sharp antiseptic smell. The room appears to be empty...* [18:27] * Kijinn returns! [18:28] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [18:28] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 6317 - Front door: 5086 - Right door: 3225 - Roomstyle: 226 [18:29] * Kijinn goes for the forward-most door since there doesn't seem to be anything here [18:30] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There are clothes on the floor..* [18:30] * Kijinn checks 'em out! [18:30] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Motorcycle boots - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Damaged] [18:32] * Kijinn shrugs. They look no different than what she has now. She'll move on. [18:32] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [18:33] <&Hebizuka> 21 rooms (+6), 2 kills (+1), 0 SEs, 1 mission, 0 Amulet, 200 P$, 0 Runs [18:33] <&Hebizuka> Score: 37pts (+8) [18:33] <&Hebizuka> Position: 17th (no change) [18:33] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [18:33] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 1/1 [18:33] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 1/1 (100%) [18:34] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [18:34] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 2/2 (100%) [18:34] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 2/2 (Accuracy 100%) [18:34] <&Hebizuka> =Combat stats= [18:34] <&Hebizuka> Conventional rifle: 2 pts (+1) [18:34] <&Hebizuka> Headshots: 1 (+1) [18:34] <&Hebizuka> *That's it for now!*