Log:Session 114 (Meta, no ontology)

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[15:44] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Jonah. You have visited 338 rooms. Next special room is at the 348th. You're currently feeling satiated and are overall healthy with no outstanding issues. Your allies Carolyn, Raider, and Ayako all seem to be OK, though with Ayako it's hard to tell, as usual. !mrooms3 to continue.* [15:47] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [15:47] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1575 - Front door: 6212 - Right door: 2390 - Roomstyle: 87 [15:47] <Jonah> *Let's just turn on this social enhancer and see how the others are doing. And fuck it, front door.* [15:49] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Name: Jackie "Raider" Mullen || Hostility: Peaceful. Attitude: Determined. Morale: Good. || No conversation ongoing [15:50] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Carolyn Knight || Hostility: Peaceful. Attitude: Stubborn. Morale: Good. || No conversation ongoing [15:50] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Name: Ayako Makino || Cannot scan, target appears to be mindless [15:52] <&Hebizuka> *You know, however, that the SIE is just incapable of scanning the golem and that behind that shape is a living, breathing, thinking tanuki.* [15:54] <&Hebizuka> *Your group reaches an outside area. Daytime forest. Unfortunately, you encounter two, large, mean, imposing armored grizzlies, covered with what appears to be metal chestplates and helmets!* [15:57] <Jonah> Wait what [15:58] <Jonah> @cover [15:58] <MazeBot> A sandbag nest. (Health: 96, LDV modifier: -3. AC Eqv: Kevlar-4. Pass-through threshold: 12+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.50) [15:58] <~Tempest> [Raider] We... should probably take cover. Yeah. [15:58] <Jonah> Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah. [15:59] <&Hebizuka> *Roll to take cover* [16:01] <Jonah> @roll 2d6 [16:01] <MazeBot> Jonah: 6 [16:04] <&Hebizuka> *Ally cover rolls - Carolyn: Fail ; Raider: Fail ; Ayako: Fail.* [16:05] <&Hebizuka> *Do you wish to enter cover Exposed or Hidden?* [16:07] <Jonah> *Exposed* [16:07] <&Hebizuka> *Ally cover-taking // Carolyn: FAIL - Raider: FAIL - Ayako: FAIL* [16:07] <&Hebizuka> *The whole group makes it behind cover, all of them remaining exposed, but none of them capable of acting this turn.* [16:08] <&Hebizuka> *In turn, that means the grizzlies are now aware of all of you... and are the only ones acting this turn.* [16:10] <&Hebizuka> *Both armored bears will come on your side to attack; the first will attempt clawing Raider, the second will attempt striking you.* [16:10] <&Hebizuka> *They're a LOT faster than you'd think...* [16:10] <Jonah> *Do the... I can't believe I'm saying this. Do the /bear helmets/ cover their faces?* [16:11] <&Hebizuka> *Looking closer, their armor seems to be covering their entire bodies except for tail, paws, eyes and muzzles. Even their faces are armored, yes.* [16:11] <&Hebizuka> *Armored Grizzly #1...* [16:11] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:11] <MazeBot> [HEAD] Head (Neck) [16:11] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [16:11] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [16:12] <&Hebizuka> *[MISS] Raider just avoided a terrible clawing to his neck. It's scary that it's what the bear aimed for.* [16:13] <&Hebizuka> *Armored Grizzly #2...* [16:13] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:13] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left arm [16:13] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [16:13] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [16:14] <&Hebizuka> *[MISS] The armored ursine has attempted to strike you, but didn't manage to hit.* [16:14] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [16:15] <&Hebizuka> *The grizzlies are now on your side, your tough piece of cover now useless to repel their attacks.* [16:15] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What is your next move?* [16:17] * Jonah tries to scramble for enough distance to take out the Dragonbane and just shoot the damn things. [16:17] <Jonah> *Dragonsbane, Grizzly 1 Torso, 3 shots.* [16:19] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn draws her S&W 686, and empties the cylinder of its six shots on the second grizzly.* [16:19] <&Hebizuka> *She doesn't really take the time to aim, though...* [16:20] <&Hebizuka> *Raider retains his composure and reaches for his ARX, cursing the fact that his more appropriate M24 has no ammunition. He aims at #1 and fires a four round burst to the torso.* [16:21] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako goes full King Kongolem, punching her torso a few times, before RUNNING towards #2 and attempting to deliver the punch of the bear's entire life.* [16:22] <&Hebizuka> *The grizzlies are not backing down just yet though. #1 will attempt striking Carolyn, #2 howls and rushes towards Ayako to try and bite her.* [16:23] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: AGrizzly1, Carolyn, AGrizzly2, Raider, You, Ayako* [16:23] <&Hebizuka> *Armored Grizzly #1...* [16:23] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:23] <MazeBot> [EXTREMITY] Right hand [16:23] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [16:23] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [16:25] <&Hebizuka> *[HIT] Despite the small target, the bear whacks very hard on Carolyn's right hand, kind of like a really brutal bitch slap, but coming from a bear wearing full plate.* [16:25] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn spins on her feet almost two turns before falling on her ass.* [16:28] <Jonah> *That'd be kinda adorable if it wasn't for the grizzly bear looking mighty worked up.* [16:28] <&Hebizuka> *Your ally has taken a serious hit. The grizzly has both damaged and broken her right hand.* [16:30] <&Hebizuka> *The shrine maiden is screaming - you're not sure if it's of pain or of rage.* [16:31] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn's turn...* [16:31] <&Hebizuka> *She tries nevertheless to fire her six shots at the second grizzly...* [16:31] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:31] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left arm [16:32] <&Hebizuka> @roll 6#2d6 [16:32] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7;7;12;8;8;7 [16:32] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:32] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left shoulder [16:32] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: 1 hit (including a critical), 2 misses* [16:33] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 4-6: 3 misses* [16:33] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 1 hit (1 critical), 5 misses* [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *The only bullet Carolyn managed to lodge in the bear's left forelimb is one that dealt a fair amount of damage; it must have struck a vein or an artery because there's a LOT of blood coming out for a single hit.* [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *Nevertheless, it doesn't seem to be nearly enough to stop an angry armored bear.* [16:36] <&Hebizuka> *The grizzly seems to be even more enraged than anything else.* [16:37] <&Hebizuka> *Armored Grizzly #2...* [16:37] <&Hebizuka> *It's rushing towards Ayako with the intent to bite her... as silly as it may be!* [16:37] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:37] <MazeBot> [EXTREMITY] Right hand [16:37] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [16:37] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [16:38] <&Hebizuka> *Decidedly, what is up with bears and hands? The grizzly gnaws onto Ayako's right hand successfully, but all everyone hears is a "clank" as the jaw closes on the solid block of iron that Ayako's hand is composed of. It did very little to stop the tanuki-turned-hunk-of-metal.* [16:39] <&Hebizuka> *Raider's turn...* [16:39] <&Hebizuka> @roll 4#2d6 [16:39] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 12;12;6;9 [16:40] <&Hebizuka> *The merc is a pro, but even he is surprised to have managed such good shots.* [16:40] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: 3 hits (2 criticals), 1 miss* [16:42] <&Hebizuka> *Raider seems to have more luck with his shots. Firstly, better ammo. Secondly, he too must have struck something critical because the bear he was aiming at is -recoiling- in pain and shock.* [16:44] <&Hebizuka> *A lot of blood has been expulsed out of the bear's body, and you suspect that given how it reacted, there's been a lot more damage done than it seems...* [16:45] <&Hebizuka> *It's finally your turn. Raider has managed to severely wound your target - all you have to do is to finish it off. You may roll.* [16:46] <Jonah> @roll 3#2d6 [16:46] <MazeBot> Jonah: 8;12;5 [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *Due to extreme power scope, first shot benefits from FT-2.* [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: 2 hits (including 1 critical), 1 miss* [16:48] <&Hebizuka> *"Dragonbane" is out of ammunition!* [16:48] <&Hebizuka> *Two of your super-penetrating rounds hit the target, with one that must've gone straight through another vein, judging from the blood propulsion.* [16:50] <&Hebizuka> *Whatever happened, the armored bear just can't resist to the .338 SAP rounds and is immediately sent to Bear Heaven.* [16:51] <&Hebizuka> Jonah [Dragonbane] Armored grizzly [16:51] <Jonah> Now Ayako just needs to haymaker the other one and this dumb bullshit can be over. [16:51] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako's turn...* [16:52] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:52] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [16:52] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [16:52] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 11 [16:53] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako delivers a terribly scary punch to the second grizzly's right foreleg. One could distinctly hear the sound of metal being bent along with the sound of bone being fractured... followed by the horrible howls of pain of the armored ursine.* [16:54] <&Hebizuka> *Even with that noise, it doesn't appear to have actually -broken- anything.* [16:54] <&Hebizuka> *It did hurt, though.* [16:54] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2. The second grizzly is still alive, with but a single wound to the left arm, slowly dripping small amounts of blood.* [16:55] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn is looking at her broken, limb hand, and drops her 686 in the process. She looks like she's hyperventilating.* [16:55] <&Hebizuka> *Raider stays cool.* [16:56] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako looks like she wants to have a murderous boxing session with the bear. And the bear seems afraid of Ayako. Very afraid.* [16:56] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What's your next move?* [16:57] <Jonah> Carolyn! Carolyn, just - stay calm, big breaths, we have enough meds for you! [16:58] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Bitches and cunts and fucks and the rest of the swear word dictionary, it HURTS [16:58] * Jonah pulls out the Protecta in the meantime, aiming for the muzzle on the last grizzly and firing away. [16:58] <&Hebizuka> *How many shots? Are you aiming anywhere in particular?* [16:59] <Jonah> *Protecta, Grizzly 2's Muzzle, 5 hots.* [16:59] <&Hebizuka> *Treated as aiming at the head.* [17:01] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn doesn't act this turn.* [17:02] <&Hebizuka> *Raider observes, ready to fire another four shots in semi-auto; still aiming at the torso, if necesary.* [17:02] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako wants no confirmation, no buts, no ifs, she wants to crush the bear with her fists.* [17:03] <&Hebizuka> *The remaining grizzly overcomes his fear and becomes fueled with rage, howling and roaring at Ayako. There's no other important objective in that bear's life - he MUST destroy the metal monster.* [17:06] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: AGrizzly2, Raider, You, Ayako* [17:06] <&Hebizuka> *Armored Grizzly's turn...* [17:06] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:06] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [17:06] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:06] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [17:06] <&Hebizuka> *The ursine fails to bite Ayako, coming just short.* [17:07] <&Hebizuka> *Raider's turn...* [17:07] <&Hebizuka> @roll 4#2d6 [17:07] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 2;6;7;7 [17:07] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d100 [17:07] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 42 [17:07] <&Hebizuka> *No critical failure suffered.* [17:08] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: 2 misses, 2 hits.* [17:11] <&Hebizuka> *Raider's shots are insufficient to stop the bear, though they seem to have managed to hurt significantly. He bleeds some more from his new torso wounds...* [17:11] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [17:11] <Jonah> @roll 5#2d6 [17:11] <MazeBot> Jonah: 10;4;7;7;10 [17:12] <&Hebizuka> *Your foregrip reduces recoil a little, helping you stay on target.* [17:13] <&Hebizuka> *FT+1 equals score -1 on each shot due to the use of multiprojectile.* [17:14] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: Hit (5 pel), Miss, Hit (1 pel), Hit (7 pel), Hit (7 pel)* [17:14] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 4 hits, 1 misses - total pellets that hit: 20* [17:20] <&Hebizuka> *You deal with the bear swiftly and messily; the many double-aught buckshot pellets are far superior to the bear helmet, even with their toughness.* [17:20] <&Hebizuka> Jonah [Protecta] Armored Grizzly /H\ [17:21] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (3 turns)* [17:21] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako continues beating the dead body of the grizzly you just shot, then stands on it and raises her arms like she just won a world championship fighting bout.* [17:22] <Jonah> OH GOD NO THE MEAT THE PRECIOUS MEAT [17:22] <&Hebizuka> *The metal armor whines and flattens under Ayako's weight.* [17:22] * Jonah weeps ugly tears as Ayako destroys the meat value, before getting out all the first aid kits and pain killers she needs for Carolyn. [17:23] <Jonah> Alright - don't worry, Carolyn, they taught me this in Paladin School, we'll get your beautiful hand right as rain again. [17:23] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] DON'T... mess up. Please. [17:24] <Jonah> Have some faith in me. Please. [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn sits against the sandbags. Raider sighs in relief, happy that the two terrible creatures are dead.* [17:25] * Jonah can't really do all /that/ much with just a first aid kit, but she can do enough. The trick's to make the bones rigid enough that they won't snap, crackle, and pop, and to give something for the pain. Hooray for two doses of Paracetamol. [17:27] <&Hebizuka> *You've opened and used a FAK on Carolyn, and you have administered both of the Paracetamol pills inside to her. There are two items remaining which have been added to your inventory.* [17:27] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Individual Bandage (IB) - Cures 1 wound. - Weight: 0.1 - [Quantity: 2] [17:27] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 54.84/60 [17:27] <Jonah> *Is there an appreciable wound on Carolyn's hand? Or was she just battered really hard?* [17:28] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn's hand was not wounded, merely struck and bruised really hard. Thankfully it's not ALSO bleeding.* [17:28] <&Hebizuka> *The painkillers seem to do their job quick enough, and soon her hand will be in better shape. That leaves the broken bones.* [17:30] <~Tempest> [Raider] Well, that was an interesting fight... [17:30] <~Tempest> [Raider] I had no idea these bears even existed. [17:30] <Jonah> Who the fuck /armors bears/ in this day and age? [17:30] <Jonah> Raider, help me out with the armor? Maybe we can salvage it. Or at least the bodies. [17:31] <~Tempest> [Raider] Don't know. I heard stories of bears being fitted with armor for military purposes, but the project was soon abandoned, or so the stories go. [17:31] <~Tempest> [Raider] There's even a legend claiming there exist armored bears with electrical weapons, straight out of a science fiction book... [17:32] <~Tempest> [Raider] In other times I'd say it's bullshit, but after the time I've spent under your employment, less and less of these legends seem all that stupid. [17:33] <&Hebizuka> *The bear armor appears to be impossible to salvage. They seem, for some reason, to be solidly 'stuck' on the bodies of their owners.* [17:33] <Jonah> See, where I'm from, the issue with armored bears was just /training/ the damned things. And having enough resources to keep them fed. [17:33] <Jonah> *I suppose that means the meat's also impossible to salvage?* [17:33] <~Tempest> [Raider] My guess is that these damn bears were far too dangerous and resisted training. [17:34] <&Hebizuka> *Raider takes out his knife and strikes on the side of one of the bears' bellies. The chestplate comes off in two clean halves.* [17:34] <&Hebizuka> *He does the same to the other one, allowing you to start salvaging meat.* [17:35] <&Hebizuka> *You realize the hunks of armor are -enormous-.* [17:35] <~Tempest> [Raider] Here you go. I had a feeling these were removable. [17:36] <~Tempest> [Raider] Don't think we can carry the armor, but if you want to get us some bear meat, I suppose now you can harvest that. [17:36] <Jonah> Jesus Christ. Yeah, there's no way I could possibly carry that. Maybe if Ayako wanted to keep a war trophy, but. [17:36] <Jonah> *Harvest away! I need me some foodstuffs.* [17:36] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Who's Jesus Christ? [17:37] <&Hebizuka> *You will use your KA-BAR to cut open the bear bodies and harvest as much slabs of meat as you can...* [17:39] <&Hebizuka> *2 turns pass, during which you harvest bear meat...* [17:39] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn' hand looks like it has healed a bit.* [17:40] <Jonah> He's some old priest that died some thousands of years ago. We swear by him because it would have pissed him off if he was still alive. [17:40] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] A guy from your world? Huh, okay. He seems famous. [17:41] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Raw game meat, armored grizzly - 126+1d126 kcal - 25% Nausea (3 turns) - [Quantity: 122] [17:41] <&Hebizuka> *You have harvested 122 slabs of meat.* [17:41] <Jonah> Not really. He's the kind of historical figure that only shows up if you're in a religious field. Most people have never heard of him where I'm from, either. [17:41] <~Tempest> [Raider] This meat could get us some sick money if we can sell it to a restaurant... [17:42] <Jonah> It's like asking a bear what a shrine maiden is. You could /theoretically/ teach it, but it's kinda pointless in the end. [17:42] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh, okay. Well, I guess it's okay then... [17:42] <Jonah> And most definitely. Question is - how do we carry it? [17:42] <~Tempest> [Raider] I kind of regret Ayako can't carry a bag with her sometimes. All that strength... [17:42] <Jonah> Is there any place that does take-out? Or, I guess, call-in. [17:42] <Jonah> We could just sell all the meat to them, pick up some grub, be on our way. [17:43] <~Tempest> [Raider] I -suppose- we could call a delicatessen. [17:43] <Jonah> Man, you won't be saying that once we end up having to use her as cover. [17:43] <Jonah> Isn't that right, Ayako, you sexy iron golem you? [17:43] <Jonah> *Good thing we got more batteries! I'll call in a delicatessen.* [17:43] <~Tempest> *Ayako makes a shrugging motion.* [17:43] <Jonah> Uh - wait, what's their number? [17:44] <~Tempest> [Raider] Hold on... Wow, damn. I don't remember. [17:44] <Jonah> Trust me dear, you won't be this neutral to sex once you're back in your normal - oh, wow, I just realized. [17:44] <Jonah> Carolyn's never seen Ayako normally, has she? [17:44] <~Tempest> [Raider] Sorry, I guess I am getting a bit old. [17:44] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Have I? I honestly do not recall. [17:45] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] I'm sorry Jonah, I don't recall which number it is either... [17:45] <Jonah> No, it's fine, Providence will guide me. And - yeah, Ayako was already an iron gilem when we brought you back to life. [17:46] <Jonah> Like I said! /Providence./ [17:46] <~Tempest> *Ayako makes frantic gestures.* [17:46] * Jonah pulls out her cell phone and mashes random numbers. And by random I mean 5-GET - oh? [17:46] <Jonah> Ayako [17:46] <Jonah> ? [17:46] <~Tempest> *Ayako clunks her fist against her head. Which seems to trigger a transformation...* [17:47] <Jonah> WAIT NO I LIKE YOU LIKE THIIIIIISSSSSSSSS [17:48] <~Tempest> *Ayako has reverted to Tanuki form.* [17:48] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Do you have ANY idea how much it sucks to not be able to speak? [17:49] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Man, I put up with it because every time I wanted to shift back, we had to fight something. And THEN it sucked nearly every time because I couldn't get a hit, you guys shot em faster than I could punch em! [17:49] <~Tempest> [Ayako] TODAY, I managed to hit something, and it's dead! And now I'm tired of being a hunk of iron. Damn. [17:50] <~Tempest> [Ayako] I also want to drink alcohol and fuck something but I suppose it's out of the question right now. [17:50] <~Tempest> *Carolyn looks like she saw an alien.* [17:50] <Jonah> Man, I didn't even know you wanted to transform back. You could have just went back to normal when we had that party earlier. [17:50] <~Tempest> [Ayako] You guys looked so happy though. [17:51] * Jonah rifles through her backpack to dig out the last bit of brandy. [17:51] <~Tempest> [Ayako] FUCK YEA. GIMME THAT. [17:51] <Jonah> And we would have been happier to have you sentient and chatting, doofus. Here, go get buzzed. [17:51] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako takes the bottle of brandy from your hands, and drinks all of it.* [17:52] <Jonah> Also? You and I are /definitely/ fucking as soon as we find a bed. [17:52] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Awesome. Wait, you have a dick? [17:52] <Jonah> *Time for the SIE's first scan on Ayako, then!* [17:52] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] GIRLS. PLEASE. [17:52] <Jonah> Yeah, I have a dick! You were pawwing all over it when we first got drunk, remember? [17:52] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Can you two go back to being relatively family-friendly? It's a BIT indecent. [17:52] <Jonah> Okay, okay, we'll be dignified about it, I promise. [17:53] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Man, I don't even remember. The iron hulk mode must've fucked with my brain. [17:53] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako looks buzzed, but not drunk.* [17:54] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Name: Ayako Makino || Hostility: Peaceful. Attitude: Insane. Morale: Stable. [17:55] <~Tempest> [Ayako] I just realized we're in the middle of the sticks. Can we get back inside? It's a bit chilly here. [17:57] <Jonah> Give me a sec, we need to sell all of this thick, delicious meat first. [17:57] <Jonah> Right, so, as I was saying - PROVIDENCE. [17:58] * Jonah pulls out her cell phone and mashes random numbers. And by random I mean 5-GET-FOOD. [17:59] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] Calling 5-438-3663... [18:00] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] You have reached the unified food service number. Are you looking for a delicatessen or a restaurant? [18:00] <Jonah> Delicatessen. [18:00] <Jonah> And /fuck yeah/ Providence. [18:07] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] The delicatessen closest from your current location is currently in Room 3701. Would you like to have a delicatessen to be sent to your current location? [18:08] <Jonah> Yes. [18:08] <&Hebizuka> *All you have to do now is to wait.* [18:08] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] Battery: 4/6 [18:08] <Jonah> Now, watch as it turns out delicatessens don't actually buy meat when they're coming to you. [18:09] <Jonah> Okay! So, let's make some proper introductions. [18:09] <Jonah> Ayako, this is Carolyn, my first friend in this claustrophobic's nightmare and love of my life. [18:09] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Sup. [18:09] <Jonah> Carolyn, this is Ayako, my second friend in this claustrophobic's nightmare and love of my life. [18:10] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] And arguably the most patient... [18:10] <Jonah> No arguables about it. You win all the ptience awards, forever. [18:10] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Pleased 'ta actually meetcha, as a not-hunk-of-metal. [18:10] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] L...ikewise? I guess? [18:11] <Jonah> *Wait for however long it takes, unless they want to chat a bit longer.* [18:13] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6.* [18:13] <Jonah> @roll 2d6 [18:13] <MazeBot> Jonah: 11 [18:13] <Jonah> *WELP.* [18:14] <&Hebizuka> *4 turns pass.* [18:14] <&Hebizuka> *You hear one of the doors open, with the food merchant you asked for, pushing his cart of stuff. They seem surprised to find themselves outside.* [18:15] <&Hebizuka> *On another end, another door opens. A minotaur enters the area.* [18:15] <Jonah> WELL FUCK ME. [18:15] <~Tempest> [Raider] SERIOUSLY? [18:15] <~Tempest> [Food merch] Whoa, this is a hot zone... [18:15] <Jonah> NO PLEASE STAY WE'LL BE DONE WITH THIS SUPER QUICK [18:16] <Jonah> Ayako, either transform again or stay back! Carolyn, you be careful too! [18:16] <~Tempest> *The merchant isn't afraid or trying to leave; the merchant is drawing a weapon; a pistol of some sort.* [18:18] <&Hebizuka> *The food merchant is on their own side. The minotaur is yet on their own side again.* [18:18] <&Hebizuka> *If you wish to take cover, you don't need to reroll @cover but merely to reroll a 2d6.* [18:20] <Jonah> @roll 2d6 [18:20] <MazeBot> Jonah: 10 [18:20] <&Hebizuka> *Success. All three of your allies also successfully took cover. Nobody on your side has been sighted by the minotaur - you have maintained stealth!* [18:20] <&Hebizuka> *The food merchant seeks for cover as well...* [18:20] <&Hebizuka> @cover [18:20] <MazeBot> A blast shield. (Health: 240, LDV modifier: -5, AC eqv: HEV. Pass-through threshold: 18+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.1, Blast-resistant) [18:21] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [18:21] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 2 [18:21] <&Hebizuka> *But he critically fails and bumps into his food cart instead of taking cover, making him immediately seen and sighted by the minotaur.* [18:21] <&Hebizuka> *The food merchant is neither behind cover nor able to act this turn.* [18:21] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. What will you do?* [18:23] <Jonah> *Minotaur's head, 5 shots, Protecta.* [18:24] <&Hebizuka> *The minotaur is going towards the merchant, with the intention of stomping him.* [18:24] <&Hebizuka> *However, your side can act first.* [18:25] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn and Ayako stay put; one because she's wounded, the other because she has no weapons and no particular desire to shapeshift again.* [18:25] <&Hebizuka> *Raider throws a V40 grenade at the minotaur before he can move to the merchant.* [18:25] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Raider, You.* [18:25] <&Hebizuka> *Raider's turn...* [18:26] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [18:26] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 2 [18:26] <Jonah> EVERY TIME RAIDER [18:26] <&Hebizuka> *The grenade failed to detonate.* [18:26] <&Hebizuka> *All Raider did was throw a rock.* [18:26] <&Hebizuka> *This has the dubious advantage of preserving stealth, though... not that it will matter much.* [18:26] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [18:27] <Jonah> @roll 5#2d6 [18:27] <MazeBot> Jonah: 7;9;9;3;8 [18:29] <&Hebizuka> *Score -1 for each shot due to the use of multiprojectile against a target's head.* [18:34] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: Hit (2 pel), Hit (3 pel), Hit (6 pel), Miss, Hit (7 pel)* [18:34] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 4 hits, 1 miss - total pellets that hit: 18* [18:38] <&Hebizuka> *Of the 18 pellets that hit, some of them bounced off the creature's skull, the others penetrated with a disfigurating and bloody effect.* [18:38] <&Hebizuka> *The tremendous force of eighteen pellets combined crashing on the demon's skull is more than enough to cause a kill.* [18:38] <&Hebizuka> Jonah [Protecta] Minotaur /H\ [18:39] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [18:39] <&Hebizuka> *The dumbfounded food merchant stands back up, reholstering his pistol.* [18:39] <Jonah> Yeah, fuck that shit. [18:39] <~Tempest> [Merch] Well... You guys were quick to fix this situation. Thanks a lot! [18:40] <Jonah> *SIE scan on the merchant?* [18:40] <~Tempest> [Merch] So um, now that's dealt with, who asked for a food merch? [18:40] <Jonah> Yeah, it's really no problem. And, that'd be us, and our huge slabs of thick, delicious meat. [18:40] * Jonah gestures to the bear carcasses. [18:40] <Jonah> We'd like to sell all of this to you. [18:46] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Name: Rene Knowles. Code: 2-11-1 4-6-5-8-4-4-4 || 26 years old, O-Male, height 178cm, weight 85kg || Hostility: Neutral. Attitude: Caring. Morale: Stable. [18:52] <~Tempest> [Food merch] ...A big pile of bear meat, huh? There must be at least a hundred. [18:53] <Jonah> We /are/ in a forest. Where else do you find the best game? [18:55] <~Tempest> [Food merch] Logical. So, you want me to buy this stuff? Lemme count it, and I'll tell you how much you're getting. [18:55] <Jonah> Should be 113, but count away. [18:56] <Jonah> Oh, wait, no, - 122. [19:06] <~Tempest> [Food merch] Yup, that's right. 122. You guys have had a field day. [19:09] <Jonah> Good times. How much cash do we get for that? [19:10] <~Tempest> [Food merch] Well, that's easy, 1220 P$. What do you say? [19:12] <Jonah> I say good times. Unless any of you want to grab a bite to eat, guys? [19:12] <~Tempest> *No-one seems to be very hungry.* [19:15] <Jonah> Right then - 1220 P$, my good man. [19:16] <&Hebizuka> *You have sold 122 pieces of raw meat for 1220 P$, which he drops to you in cash... before realizing if you'd prefer credit instead.* [19:17] <Jonah> *Cash is perfectly fine.* [19:18] <Jonah> *Er actually wait no.* [19:18] <Jonah> *700 in credit, rest in cash.* [19:18] <Jonah> *Gotta make sure Raider can pay.* [19:20] <&Hebizuka> *You now have 700 P$ in delicatessen credit. You now carry a total of 1550 P$.* [19:20] <Jonah> Thanks for that, sir. Have a good rest of your life! [19:20] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [19:20] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2175 - Front door: 6387 - Right door: 1842 - Roomstyle: 273 [19:20] <Jonah> Front door, guys. And, Ayako - what do you want your first meal to be? [19:21] <~Tempest> [Food merch] Keep it up, you guys! We need good hunters! [19:21] <~Tempest> [Ayako] You mean aside from booze and semen? [19:21] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Ayako, for the love of... [19:21] <Jonah> Aside from booze and semen, yeah. [19:22] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Honestly I'm not all that hungry. I run on alcohol. I could've been an oni! In fact I could shift as one, people don't really see the difference; I just don't like the extra muscle. [19:22] <Jonah> So, booze and semen. Got it. [19:22] <Jonah> ...How do you feel about semen in booze? [19:22] <~Tempest> [Ayako] There's this really nice restaurant that I visited once, think they did fried calamari. I absolutely loved that. And nah. Semen dissolves in the booze, you can't really sense it. [19:23] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] How would you KNOW that? [19:23] <Jonah> Yeah, but in that case you just really need to cut down on the booze and add more semen. [19:23] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Cuz I tried with these twin oni hunks. Oh man, you should see how they looked like! Two meter tall muscle mountains, with cocks as long as my arm. Totally insatiable too! I don't think I remember what their name is though. [19:24] <Jonah> *Carolyn's morale is plummeting isn't it.* [19:24] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] CAN YOU TWO STOP ALREADY. I don't really want to hear Ayako's sex life! [19:24] <Jonah> Okay, we'll stop. For you and for fried calamari. [19:25] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Well... to be honest it's pretty long and fucked up. You can meet a LOT of people in just 300 years. Since I left the kid pen I pretty much slept with hundreds of people every year. I don't think I could REMEMBER my whole sex history. [19:25] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] GOOD. There is so much dedication I can tolerate! [19:25] <~Tempest> [Ayako] To be honest, it's not as bad these days as it used to! But I'll put that on teenage insouciance. Right now I'm supposed to be an "adult". [19:26] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako is all smirks and pride.* [19:26] * Jonah sneaks up behind Ayako to play with her body and whisper into her year. "We're gonna get along juuuuuuust fine." [19:27] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako gives you a wicked smile. Carolyn seems nervous.* [19:27] <&Hebizuka> *Moving on to the next room.* [19:29] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. The room appears to be totally empty.* [19:30] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [19:30] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 882 - Front door: 5810 - Right door: 4577 - Roomstyle: 16 [19:30] <Jonah> Front door, same as before. [19:34] <&Hebizuka> *A messy library. Though it's not Prisca's library, this one has been vandalized pretty badly. A lot of bookshelves are mere piles of wood and paper rubble. Among all this mess, you spot a shiny item.* [19:35] * Jonah takes a quick lookaround for any usable computers, rummaging through desks, the usual, before finally grabbing the shiny. [19:36] <&Hebizuka> *The librarian's computer has miraculously survived abuse.* [19:36] <&Hebizuka> *It seems to be OK.* [19:36] <&Hebizuka> *It is, however, off, and there is no way to tell if it's still working until you try.* [19:37] * Jonah sets herself onto the computer and turns that shit on. "I need to see if Prisca's made the news yet." And the shiny was? [19:37] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] White gem - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [19:38] <Jonah> Good times. [19:40] <&Hebizuka> *Take the gem?* [19:41] <Jonah> *Yup yup.* [19:41] <Jonah> *And the computer?* [19:41] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 53.94/60 [19:42] <&Hebizuka> *The computer is booting. The Station 4.0 splash screen is displayed... then after a few seconds, you're asked for a login and password.* [19:42] <Jonah> Figures. [19:42] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [19:42] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 817 - Front door: 6890 - Right door: 4082 - Roomstyle: 101 [19:42] <Jonah> Front door as always. [19:43] <&Hebizuka> *A black room. There is absolutely no light here; hope you have a flashlight.* [19:45] <Jonah> *Dragonbane it is.* [19:45] * Jonah takes out the Dragonbane and turns on its light, only now aware that oh hey she forgot to reload.* [19:46] <&Hebizuka> *The M620 light on your Dragonbane is now on.* [19:47] <&Hebizuka> *No creature in the room; but there's a lot of mushrooms, and another item.* [19:49] <Jonah> Okay, first things first - guys, can you get the mushrooms and stuff while I reload? I just realized I was a huge dumbass. [19:50] <Jonah> *Reload Protecta to full with buckshot shells, reload Dragonbane magazine to full with .338 Lapua, add an extra round in the chamber.* [19:51] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unidentified) Yellowish, Fruity smell - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 10] [19:51] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unidentified) Brown, Flour smell - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 10] [19:51] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unidentified) Red, Fruity smell - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 7] [19:51] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Optic, Reflex sight: EOTech 553. Mount: NATO rail. [19:52] <&Hebizuka> *Reloading Protecta; with Buck shells from Vest/Main or Pack/Main?* [19:52] <Jonah> *Pack.( [19:52] <Jonah> *Pack* [19:54] * Jonah also shoves all the mushrooms and the reflex sight into her Pack, for safekeeping. [19:54] <&Hebizuka> *Reloading both weapons is taking nine turns.* [19:55] <Jonah> *Very well.* [19:57] <&Hebizuka> *All items spared and desired weapons reloaded.* [19:57] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [19:57] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6089 - Front door: 4154 - Right door: 4105 - Roomstyle: 124 [19:57] <&Hebizuka> *Dragonbane is now at 5+1/5 SAP, and Protecta is now at 12/12 Buck.* [19:57] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 54.91/60 [19:57] <Jonah> Front door. And I'll just turn the light off once we get somewhere safer. [19:58] <&Hebizuka> *The M620 has remained on for 10 turns.* [19:58] <&Hebizuka> *It is staying on as you pass the door...* [20:01] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a magazine on the floor...* [20:02] * Jonah shuts the light right off and gabs at the magazine. [20:02] <Jonah> Grabs* [20:03] <&Hebizuka> *Dragonbane's M620 is now off.* [20:03] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: AK-47 family; RPK 40-round magazine. Size tier: V.Large ; Weight: 2+0.48 - [24/40, Surp] [20:03] <~Tempest> [Ayako] AKs! Accept no substitutes! At least that's what that one gun shop dude said to me. [20:04] <Jonah> Was that before or after you fucked? [20:04] <Jonah> In any case, money's money, so I'll pick it up and toss it in the Pack. [20:04] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Nah I don't mess with shop owners. Too scared to piss off the wrong ones. [20:04] <Jonah> *Whoops, that was supposed to be between asterisks.* [20:04] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [20:04] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5573 - Front door: 3464 - Right door: 5504 - Roomstyle: 509 [20:05] <Jonah> Who else do you avoid tangoing with? [20:05] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 57.39/60 [20:05] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Soldiers, of course. [20:05] * Jonah heads through the front door, in any case. [20:05] <Jonah> 'Course. [20:07] <&Hebizuka> *A mess hall. Completely empty right now, aside from an abandoned snack on a table.* [20:08] <Jonah> More goodies~! [20:08] * Jonah swipes up the delicious snack before checking out the doors - not that it really matters. Front door regardless! [20:08] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [20:08] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 286 - Front door: 6030 - Right door: 2190 - Roomstyle: 401 [20:08] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Snacks - Energy bar. 385kcal [20:11] <&Hebizuka> *A locker room. One of the lockers appears to have some armor inside. You also notice a box of ammo on the ground...* [20:12] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 58.39/60 [20:12] <Jonah> Righty, so - armor and ammo, and anything else in the other lockers? Let's see what we have here. [20:13] <&Hebizuka> *The other ones seem to be all empty.* [20:15] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Arms addon - Armored elbow pads (Elbows only) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Half melee damage - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Damaged] [20:15] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Bulk can of 7.62x25mm Tokarev, Surp, 1000 rounds - [472/1000] - Weight: 4.72 [20:16] <Jonah> Armor's armor - Carolyn, Raider? Which one of you want it? [20:17] <Jonah> As for the ammo - Ayako, got any pockets on you? This would be good spare change. [20:18] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako shakes her head.* [20:18] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Sorry, I can't carry any of that stuff right now... [20:18] <&Hebizuka> *Your other allies refuse the armor, they seem to have better.* [20:19] <Jonah> Got any spare space, either of you? [20:19] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Won't have enough for the ammo... [20:19] <~Tempest> [Raider] I could carry it. [20:20] <Jonah> Then have at, Raider. Thanks a lot. [20:23] <&Hebizuka> *Raider dumps the surplus ammo box in his bag.* [22:32] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [22:36] <&Hebizuka> 345 rooms (+7), 54 kills (+3), 6 missions, 3 amulets, 6102 P$ (+1220), 0 Runs [22:36] <&Hebizuka> Score: 649 pts (+25) [22:36] <&Hebizuka> Position: 3rd [22:36] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [22:36] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 10/13 [22:37] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 10/13 (77%) [22:37] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [22:37] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 111/210 (53%) [22:37] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 3/5 (60%) [22:37] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 2/3 (67%) [22:37] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 1/1 (100%)