Log:Session 125 (Meta, no ontology)

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[15:59] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Kijinn! You have visited 38 rooms. The next special room is at the 48th. You are currently mostly healthy, with no outstanding problems to report for now. Type !mrooms3 when ready.* [16:00] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [16:00] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 3615 - Front door: 3705 - Right door: 2821 - Roomstyle: 439 [16:01] <Kijinn> Let's start with the front door. [16:02] <&Hebizuka> *A break room. You see here a couch, a widescreen TV (@whatsonTV), a @radio, a table, several chairs, some random furniture, and a selection of books in the corner. There seems to be a weapon on the couch here...* [16:04] <Kijinn> @radio [16:04] <MazeBot> [Hard rock/Metal] Vulture Radio with DJ T-Zero - http://bit.ly/1awLBN9 [16:04] <Kijinn> @whatsonTV [16:04] <MazeBot> [Award show] Maze Butler Contest (MBC) [16:04] * Kijinn rudely leaves everything that can be turned on on and goes to inspect the weapon. [16:05] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - Mini C4 charge. A 70 gram charge of Composition C4 for controlled demolition. Requires a detonator to be set off. Weight: 1/item [16:07] <Kijinn> Hmmm... I don't think I have a detonator for this [16:07] <&Hebizuka> *You indeed do not have a detonator.* [16:07] * Kijinn leaves it. Also turns all the furniture upside down and puts every book in the bookshelf backwards. Moving on. [16:08] <&Hebizuka> *The room looks like it has gone through a Seija moment.* [16:08] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [16:08] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 6234 - Front door: 3883 - Right door: 6109 - Roomstyle: 492 [16:08] <Kijinn> Let's try the left! [16:08] * Kijinn to the left, to the left. [16:10] <&Hebizuka> *A mess hall ; a large room with many rows of tables and chairs. There's stuff left over in one of the corner tables ; maybe a closer look will reveal useful things? You also spot another weapon on the floor.* [16:13] * Kijinn checks the stuff first, because stuff is neat! [16:14] <&Hebizuka> *A bunch of abandoned photos. They seem to depict a professional model (a human male) wearing load-bearing equipment and posing with it. There's 5 of these photos.* [16:14] * Kijinn shrugs. He's kinda hot. She stuffs them in her back pocket and moves for the weapon. [16:15] <&Hebizuka> *Added to inventory as a meaningless item. 1/10 meaningless items carried.* [16:15] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - ZiD AEK-972 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | AutoROF: 8 | Thread(AK), Optic[n/a,WP] | AK-101 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [14+1/30, FMJ] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Grimy [16:18] * Kijinn tries to take it, and if that doesn't work she'll at least take the ammo! [16:19] <&Hebizuka> *Already equipped the Colt M4A1 as current Class 1. Not enough space to spare in the backpack [40.26/45 - at least 14 units free required to spare]. Remove and spare the ammunition instead?* [16:19] <Kijinn> Sure! Not gonna need this junk anyway [16:20] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.56x45mm NATO, FMJ, 15 rounds - Weight: 0.15 [16:20] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 40.41/45 [16:22] <&Hebizuka> *There appears to be nothing else in this room.* [16:23] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [16:23] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 5941 - Front door: 1498 - Right door: 2509 - Roomstyle: 513 [16:23] * Kijinn goes right this time [16:26] <&Hebizuka> *A kitchen, with a fridge, drawers, bookshelves for recipes, and functional @sink and stoves. The kitchen has been commandeered by a food merchant! In addition, you spot a bulk can of ammunition in the corner.* [16:28] * Kijinn approaches the food merchant with a blank, unreadable expression. [16:29] <~Tempest> [Merch] Welcome to Judith's Delicatessen! How can I help you? [16:31] * Kijinn eyes the merchant up and down. Who am I looking at? [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *The food merchant is a middle-aged, asian human female. She is very tall, a little overweight, with very short red hair, a pair of hazel eyes, and a small tribal-ish tattoo on the left hand.* [16:37] * Kijinn presses her hand onto the wall beside her head. "I'm very... Very hungry. Perhaps you could help me?~" She whispers huskily. [16:38] <~Tempest> [Merch] Sure, I have all sorts of food products for sale. Do you need anything in particular? [16:41] * Kijinn narrows her eyes and moves a hand onto her jaw. "This is a different sort of hunger, love," [16:41] <~Tempest> [Merch] Whoa, hands off! What do you think you're doing?... [16:43] * Kijinn closes the distance and holds her around the waist. "Shhh... Just relax~" [16:44] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6.* [16:44] <Kijinn> @roll 2d6 [16:44] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 7 [16:45] <&Hebizuka> *The merchant makes no movement to stop you for the time being...* [16:46] <&Hebizuka> *You can make another move, but she is hovering one hand to her holster..* [16:46] * Kijinn proceeds to kiss her lips and take hold of her wrist. [16:48] <&Hebizuka> *She was about to protest but that shut her up. The merch now looks flustered and unsure of what to do.* [16:48] <~Tempest> [Merch] Bwuh!... This is.. What do you even want?... [16:50] * Kijinn pulls her wrist upward, placing the merchant's hand on Kijinn's breast as she gave her ear a soft bite. "Isn't it obvious?" [16:52] <&Hebizuka> *Another 2d6, please.* [16:53] <Kijinn> @roll 2d6 [16:53] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 7 [16:54] <&Hebizuka> *The confused merchant is even more confused than ever and has no idea how to react. Instincts tell her she should stop you, but she just can't bring herself to.* [16:54] <~Tempest> [Merch] Wa-wa-wait...! [16:57] * Kijinn kisses at the side of her neck, giving her ass a firm grasp and pressing her torso to the merchant. "I don't have much longer in this world. Won't you please make my final day more enjoyable?" [16:57] <~Tempest> [Merch] Wait, I dunno if... it's a good idea? What's..? Oh I don't know anymore... [16:58] * Kijinn presses a finger to her lips. "Do what it is you want to do. Worry not for should," [16:59] <&Hebizuka> *One last 2d6, if this is successful, she's at your mercy.* [17:00] <Kijinn> @roll 2d6 [17:00] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 6 [17:01] <&Hebizuka> *[Failure] She pushes you away.* [17:01] <~Tempest> [Merch] Stop this, stop this or I'll have to get violent!... [17:02] <Kijinn> ...welp. [17:02] <Kijinn> Is there anything I can cuff her to? [17:09] <Kijinn> Initiating combat [17:09] * Kijinn pulls the pair of handcuffs from her belt. [17:10] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. You will attempt using your handcuffs on the merchant. The merch will draw her pistol and attempt firing at you four times.* [17:10] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: You, Merchant. You may roll first.* [17:12] <Kijinn> @roll 2d6 [17:12] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 7 [17:13] <&Hebizuka> *Hit! Opponent rolls to attempt escaping...* [17:13] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 Escape [17:13] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Escape: 5 [17:13] <&Hebizuka> *Success!* [17:13] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight - opponent is restrained! (1 turn)* [17:14] <~Tempest> [Merch] Aaaagh! Let me go, let me go, let me go! [17:14] * Kijinn isn't a rapist though. Instead decides to see if she has any sweets in her inventory! [17:19] <&Hebizuka> *You force the merchant to open her shop inventory. Here is the list of food items for sale...* [17:21] <&Hebizuka> = Food merchant - Wares for sale = [17:21] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Hamburger. 279kcal - [Quantity: 7] [17:21] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Snacks - Box of pretzels, 20 - 460kcal - [Quantity: 5] [17:21] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Canned goods - Spinach, canned, 170g. 141kcal - Weight: 0.5. Warning label: "If this was sold to you with a promise of increased strength at inflated prices, it was a scam!" - [Quantity: 7] [17:21] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of red wine. 381kcal - Inebriation +3d7+2 - [Quantity: 5] [17:21] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Double cheeseburger. 704kcal - [Quantity: 6] [17:21] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Black forest cake. 564kcal - [Quantity: 4] [17:21] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Box of nuggets, 20. 960kcal - [Quantity: 5] [17:21] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Canned goods - Beef meatballs, canned, 170g. 299kcal - Weight: 0.5 - [Quantity: 5] [17:22] <Kijinn> I'm gonna go middle-aged suburban mom on this [17:22] * Kijinn downs an entire bottle of wine and a cake. [17:26] <&Hebizuka> *You fill yourself full of wine and cake... You are now feeling satiated and mildly buzzed (not quite drunk enough for it to be detrimental to your accuracy yet).* [17:28] * Kijinn walks over to the shop keeper. Before leaving her there, she sticks the pictures of the male model into her shirt. "These are for you," [17:28] <&Hebizuka> *You will lose the handcuffs if you leave her detained like this. Confirm?* [17:29] <Kijinn> Confirmed! [17:29] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll the next doors then.* [17:29] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [17:29] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 1748 - Front door: 5936 - Right door: 6683 - Roomstyle: 8 [17:30] <Kijinn> I'm gonna take the left door [17:31] <&Hebizuka> *You have committed unlawful detainment and theft. Hope that nobody finds that merchant...* [17:41] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a washitsu - a youkai styled bedroom. You see here a futon, some searchable furniture which might contain stuff, a small TV set (@whatsonTV), a container, and the room's occupants, a couple of tanuki. The first one carries an old-looking machine gun, while the other carries a conventional rifle.* [17:54] * Kijinn waves to both the tanuki, wondering what it is they're up to. [18:01] <&Hebizuka> *The two tanuki were watching TV. When seeing you wave at them, they grab their weapons, suspicious of your presence.* [18:01] <~Tempest> [Tanuki1] Now what do we have here? [18:01] <~Tempest> [Tanuki2] She don't look human... but she don't look youkai either. Halfling maybe? [18:01] <~Tempest> [Tanuki1] Poor sod. [18:03] <Kijinn> "A proud member of the feline race, thank you," [18:06] <~Tempest> [Tanuki1] What exactly brings you in youkai territory, catgirl? We don't take kindly to strangers... [18:08] * Kijinn rolls her shoulders and stretches herself out as she steps closer to the two. "Now, since the last person I talked to wasn't interested in subtlety, I'll just be frank with the two of you. I only have one day to live, and I want to make that day enjoyable. If you'd like, we could all enjoy it together," While she says this she runs a hand down her hip, showing off her curves. "What do you say?" [18:09] <~Tempest> *Both tanuki glance at each other for a few seconds, then stare back at you.* [18:09] <~Tempest> [Tanuki2] So you're some kinda escort? How much? [18:10] <~Tempest> [Tanuki1] Dumbass, it's free. She's got problems, obviously. Maybe this here cat-girl should strip down and show us the goods. [18:11] * Kijinn drops her weapons and starts to peel off her armor and clothing. "Gladly," she says with no hesitation. [18:12] <&Hebizuka> *You're about to drop all weapons and armor. Are you sure?* [18:13] <Kijinn> Yolo [18:13] <&Hebizuka> *You are now naked and without any weapons. The tanuki grin intently.* [18:14] <~Tempest> [Tanuki2] Oh dude, she's got a dick. Them x-fem halflings are a rare breed. [18:14] * Kijinn does a little 360 for them, swaying her hips enticingly and giving them the full view. [18:15] <~Tempest> [Tanuki1] Very nice... So tell us, what exactly kind of problems you's got for you to be so desperate? Who wants to kill you? [18:17] * Kijinn sprawls out on the futon with her legs spread. "Oh it's not any singular person, I just don't have much time left. And before you worry, it's nothing contagious or anything like that. So, are we gonna do this?" [18:18] <~Tempest> [Tanuki2] Oh hell yeah, lemme do it, Atsu, come on! [18:18] <~Tempest> [Tanuki1] Fine. I'll pass, I'm not into x-fems, but you can go ahead, you're more like her type, I bet. [18:19] <&Hebizuka> *2d6 please* [18:19] <Kijinn> @roll 2d6 [18:19] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 7 [18:20] <&Hebizuka> *#2 quickly reveals he's x-male. Fade to black as you and a tanuki apparently named Atsu spend a good while having sex... With that said, #1 watched it all. 24 turns pass...* [18:21] <&Hebizuka> *You are no longer in pain. You are now completely sober. You feel quite satisfied from lying down with that tanuki. Someone has entered the room...* [18:22] * Kijinn barely looks up from the pillow. "Hn... Another one? Gimmie break, I can't go another round just yet..." [18:27] <&Hebizuka> *A Maze Guard barges into the room, carrying a submachine gun.* [18:29] <~Tempest> [Guard] Police! I am looking for someone, can I have some of your att- oh, shit! Sorry! [18:29] <&Hebizuka> *The hapless guard only now notices that two of the people in the room are naked and the third was more or less enjoying himself to the show.* [18:30] * Kijinn grumbles and makes no attempts to cover her nudity. "Jeez, ever heard of knocking?" [18:30] <~Tempest> [Tanuki2] Oh fuck, the cops now? [18:30] <~Tempest> [Tanuki1] Today just gets better and better. [18:31] <~Tempest> [Guard] *Covering his eyes so as to not see you.* I'm uh, looking for a suspect... X-female cat halfling, tanned skin, dark red hair, suspected of theft and unlawful detainment, may possibly be a dangerous individual. Any of you... um, saw someone like that? [18:31] <&Hebizuka> *Because of what the Guard is doing, he is unable to realize you match the description.* [18:32] <~Tempest> [Tanuki1] Get the hell out, policeman, we don't see nothing and we don't got nothing to tell you. This is youkai territory, asshole, quit walking in on us! [18:32] <~Tempest> [Guard] I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm just trying to do my job! [18:32] <~Tempest> *Do you want to make a move?* [18:33] * Kijinn straight faced. "Never seen 'em, so unless you've got some other business you should do what the man says," [18:33] <~Tempest> [Guard] I'll be on my way out... Please forgive me for the interruption!... [18:35] <&Hebizuka> *The police officer leaves the room. Tanuki #1 has a huge shit-eating grin.* [18:36] <~Tempest> [Tanuki1] Well, I say you owe us your life for now. [18:36] * Kijinn shrugs with a grin. "Yeah, not that it's worth much at this point. Got anything you wanna do while I'm here?" [18:37] <~Tempest> [Tanuki2] I'd ask you to fuck me again, but... [18:38] <~Tempest> [Tanuki1] Ignore that dick obsessed motherfucker, all he can think of is the penis and when the next dinner is. Maybe I can think of a few things, yeah... [18:39] <~Tempest> [Tanuki1] The name's Teruyuki, and he's Atsumoto, but we just call ourselves Teru and Atsu. But please don't call us T&A, none of us have enough of either to qualify. [18:39] <Kijinn> "Do they involve shooting things, fucking things, blowing things up or some combination of the three?" [18:39] <Kijinn> "I am Kijinn. So far, it's been a pleasure," [18:41] <~Tempest> [Atsu] Gods, you totally killed me. I'll never be able to go back to the sexy classifieds! [18:42] <~Tempest> [Teru] How about we walk a few rooms together? Temporarily at least, but you look like you could use company. [18:43] <Kijinn> "Sure, you two seem like a nice enough pair," [18:43] <~Tempest> [Teru] Great! Dress up, and let's go forwards. You lead the way. We ain't really activists or any of that crap, but suffice to say we ain't fans of humanity. So if shit gets antsy, care to help us crack some skulls? [18:45] * Kijinn sits up and begins putting on her gear again. "Hell yeah! I've got nothing to lose anyhow!" [18:46] <~Tempest> [Teru] Good stuff. Let's go. Atsu, stop fingering yourself and grab your stuff too. [18:47] <~Tempest> [Atsu] Dammit, man!... Fine. [18:47] <&Hebizuka> *You have fully dressed up again.* [18:47] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [18:47] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 6133 - Front door: 378 - Right door: 6755 - Roomstyle: 347 [18:47] <&Hebizuka> *Your clothing, armor and weapons are accessible once again.* [18:48] <Kijinn> "Let's try the right!" [18:51] <&Hebizuka> *Your two tanuki companions are following.* [18:53] <&Hebizuka> *A messy, but otherwise featureless room. There is nothing at all here except for what appears to be food on the floor.* [18:53] * Kijinn shrugs. They can check it out if they want. She just finished an entire cake anyway. [18:53] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [18:53] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 432 - Front door: 4633 - Right door: 2231 - Roomstyle: 38 [18:54] <Kijinn> Forward! [18:57] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Clam. 17kcal [18:57] <&Hebizuka> *Neither of your companions are interested.* [18:58] <Kijinn> Yeah we're good [18:58] <&Hebizuka> *You and the tanuki brothers climb up a volley of stairs. You two end up in an outside area. Daytime beach! It's sunny and very warm. There appears to be a weapon on the sand here...* [19:02] * Kijinn inspects the weapon. [19:03] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Winchester Model 1912 Trench Gun shotgun | 12 gauge - Pump-action | No accessory | Internal tube, 6 rounds, +1 | Weight: 18 - [1+1/6, Flech] - Cond: Poor / Clns: Dirty [19:05] * Kijinn shrugs. "Either of you care for this?" [19:05] <~Tempest> *They both refuse, saying that it's yours if you wish.* [19:07] * Kijinn leaves it then. "Well, this place is nice. Anything you wanna do here?" [19:13] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [19:13] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 619 - Front door: 562 - Right door: 6155 - Roomstyle: 48 [19:14] <~Tempest> [Teru] Eh. Not enough campfires and hot bitches in wet t-shirts. Beaches get boring without all that. [19:14] <~Tempest> [Atsu] Oooh, remember that one time with the crazy kappa girls? They organized a naked swimming contest! [19:14] <~Tempest> [Teru] Yes, Atsu, I remember. You spent the entire day ogling them. [19:17] <Kijinn> Left door! [19:19] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. It seems to be completely empty.* [19:20] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [19:20] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 6322 - Front door: 3523 - Right door: 1468 - Roomstyle: 60 [19:20] <Kijinn> frontal assault [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *The door doesn't react to your wishes to show off your goods.* [19:22] <Kijinn> :B [19:22] * Kijinn opens in then [19:23] <&Hebizuka> *Another kitchen. This one has no food merchant, but it still has a fridge, a working sink and stoves, and a bunch of drawers and furniture. You spot a bulk can of ammunition on the floor.* [19:26] * Kijinn opens that up then. Maybe something useful? [19:26] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Bulk can of 12.7x108mm, Surp, 100 rounds - [49/100] - Weight: 4.9 [19:27] <&Hebizuka> *Huge rounds for a huge gun.* [19:28] <Kijinn> ...Don't think I need those. Moving on. [19:28] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [19:28] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 5163 - Front door: 674 - Right door: 5420 - Roomstyle: 443 [19:33] <Kijinn> forward [19:34] <&Hebizuka> *A locker room, with several lockers for clothing storage. There is what seems to be armor in one of the open lockers... Here, you spot a weapon of a more up-close and personal kind.* [19:41] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Rapier - Piercing. Weight: 14 [19:42] <Kijinn> Back! [19:42] <Kijinn> You know... I don't have a class 5 yet [19:43] <&Hebizuka> *You may equip this if you desire.* [19:44] * Kijinn equips! [19:45] <Kijinn> !mrooms3 [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Left door: 2055 - Front door: 5701 - Right door: 3281 - Roomstyle: 168 [19:45] <Kijinn> Let's go right this time [19:51] <&Hebizuka> *A messy, featureless room. There are strange stains all over the floor here, with an indescriptible dark color. You also spot a bundle of mushrooms growing out of the corner... There is only one door ahead. (!mrooms1)* [19:52] <Kijinn> ...I'm gonna die anyhow so... [19:52] * Kijinn eats the mushrooms. [19:52] * Kijinn DOESN'T CARE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *You ate a bundle of six white, odorless mushrooms.* [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *You don't appear to be suffering from ill effects. The tanuki glance at you with an odd look on the face though.* [19:56] * Kijinn carries on with her day. [19:56] <Kijinn> !mrooms1 [19:56] <&Hebizuka> [ Kijinn ] Unique door: 2425 - Roomstyle: 198 [19:57] <Kijinn> Here goes [19:57] <&Hebizuka> *You have the opportunity to go to a hiring bureau to ask for your next mission, or you may simply continue roaming the Mazes at random. What do you decide?* [20:00] <Kijinn> Random explore then! [20:03] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A pair of demonic creatures are lurking in the room... Two cuegles. The cuegle is a horrible-looking small, three-armed creature.* [20:04] <Kijinn> Have they noticed us? [20:04] <&Hebizuka> *Not yet, it depends on what you are about to do.* [20:06] <Kijinn> @cover [20:06] <MazeBot> A block of concrete. (Health: 60, LDV modifier: -4. AC Eqv: Kevlar-3. Pass-through threshold: 10+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.25) [20:07] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll a 2d6 to attempt taking cover.* [20:08] <Kijinn> @roll 2d6 [20:08] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 3 [20:10] <&Hebizuka> *Allies attempt taking cover...* [20:10] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [20:10] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6;7 [20:10] <&Hebizuka> *Kijinn: FAIL - Teru: FAIL - Atsu: PASS. Your side has broken stealth and is unable to act this turn - the cuegles have spotted you first!* [20:12] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. Cuegle #1 will attempt charging and ramming you with its horn. Cuegle #2 will try doing the same against Teru.* [20:12] <&Hebizuka> *Cuegle #1...* [20:12] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:12] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left arm [20:12] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:12] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [20:13] <&Hebizuka> *Hit! You receive a horn in the arm. That hurts a fair bit ; your elbow pads do absolutely nothing to protect you.* [20:13] <&Hebizuka> * [20:13] <Kijinn> Ooowwww [20:13] <&Hebizuka> *You are injured in the process ; Your left arm sustains damage, and an open wound which begins bleeding.* [20:14] <&Hebizuka> *Cuegle #2...* [20:14] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:14] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [20:14] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:14] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [20:14] <&Hebizuka> *The other one fails to hit Teru.* [20:14] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. You are bleeding.* [20:14] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What is your next move?* [20:15] <Kijinn> Time to go puss in boots on his ass [20:18] <&Hebizuka> *Teru aims his RPD at Cuegle #1, going for a full-auto, long trigger pull, aiming at the creature's upper body.* [20:18] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu aims his M1903 at #2, to try and plug a single shot into the cuegle's horned head.* [20:19] <&Hebizuka> *Both demons will try horn ramming again, #1 will attack you again, and #2 will attack Teru again.* [20:21] <&Hebizuka> *Order thirs turn: Cuegle1, Cuegle2, You, Atsu, Teru.* [20:22] <&Hebizuka> *Cuegle #1...* [20:24] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:24] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left knee [20:24] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:24] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 9 [20:24] <&Hebizuka> *The demon continues its relentless ramming attacks - you are kneecapped by the same horn, this time.* [20:25] <&Hebizuka> *You are in significant pain. You sustain damage to the left leg, and another wound there.** [20:25] <&Hebizuka> *Cuegle #2...* [20:25] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:25] <MazeBot> [WEAK POINT] Genitals [20:25] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:25] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [20:25] <Kijinn> Noooooo [20:25] <~Tempest> [Teru] OH GODS FUCKING OW [20:27] <&Hebizuka> *The pain is so unbearably high that Teruyuki keels over from the damage and loses consciousness. Judging from the fact he's not moving anymore, the Cuegle killed him.* [20:27] <&Hebizuka> Cuegle [Horn attack] Tanuki (T) [20:27] <&Hebizuka> *One of your companions is dead.* [20:28] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [20:30] <Kijinn> @roll 2#2d6 [20:30] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 3;5 [20:30] <&Hebizuka> *You swing and swipe but the cuegle demonstrates uncanny agility - he avoids both your hits.* [20:30] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu's turn...* [20:30] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:30] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [20:30] <&Hebizuka> *Miss!* [20:31] <~Tempest> [Atsu] Fucking old-ass gun... [20:31] <&Hebizuka> *Teru's turn is cancelled - Teru is dead.* [20:31] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [20:31] <&Hebizuka> *You're bleeding rapidly.* [20:31] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What is your next move?รน [20:32] <Kijinn> Stab until die!!! [21:00] <&Hebizuka> *2 hits with rapier to the torso of #1 - confirm this is what you want to do?* [21:01] <Kijinn> Yes [21:02] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu decides to fire three times at #2, in the hopes that his volley of fire will hit at least once, aiming for the torso.* [21:03] <&Hebizuka> *Cuegle #1 continues attacking you, this time going for a punch. #2 tries horn-ramming Atsu, in the hopes of getting a lucky kill like last time.* [21:05] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Cuegle1, Cuegle2, You, Atsu.* [21:05] <&Hebizuka> *Cuegle #1...* [21:05] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [21:05] <MazeBot> [EXTREMITY] Right hand [21:05] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [21:05] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [21:06] <&Hebizuka> *Miss!* [21:06] <&Hebizuka> *The demon fails to punch your hand. Thankfully.* [21:06] <&Hebizuka> *Cuegle #2...* [21:06] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [21:06] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [21:06] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [21:06] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 12 [21:10] <&Hebizuka> *Critical hit! The cuegle stabs the entire length of its horn into Atsu's stomach. You hear an audible "crack!" as it happens. It appears Atsu is suffering from broken hips. Atsu looks completely paralyzed as well...* [21:11] <&Hebizuka> *In addition to all that, Atsu suffers from an open wound and is also starting to bleed. Despite all that, he is still alive.* [21:12] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [21:13] <Kijinn> @roll 2#2d6 [21:13] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 4;7 [21:13] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-2: Miss, Hit.* [21:14] <&Hebizuka> *You managed to stab Cuegle #1 at least once, driving your rapier right into its upper body. Instead of poking it, it seems the rapier blade is piercing THROUGH the creature, and out...* [21:15] <&Hebizuka> *You've dealt some heavy damage to the cuegle, but it appears your stabbing failed to produce a bleeding wound.* [21:15] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu's turn is cancelled, he is stunned.* [21:15] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3...* [21:16] <&Hebizuka> *You are bleeding fast. Atsu is also bleeding.* [21:16] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 4. What is your next move?* [21:17] <Kijinn> ..gonna die anyway. Maybe I can save him. [21:17] <Kijinn> Trying to stab the one that just downed him. [21:18] <Kijinn> One for the head, one for the torso [21:18] <&Hebizuka> *All hits must target the same body part. Which is it?* [21:20] <Kijinn> D'oh. ...I'm feeling lucky. Head. [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *You will attempt a double stab to the head to #2. Cuegle #1 will try horn-ramming you yet again, while #2 goes to try and pummel your stunned ally with a punch.* [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu is still unable to act ; he is stunned still.* [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Cuegle2, Cuegle1, You.* [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *Cuegle #2...* [21:22] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [21:22] <MazeBot> [LOWER BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [21:22] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [21:22] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [21:24] <&Hebizuka> *#2 successfully punches the tanuki right in the hip - the strike is so strong, you hear another 'crack!' - signaling that Atsu just suffered another bone fracture.* [21:24] <&Hebizuka> *The Cuegles punch really hard.* [21:25] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu, despite the severe pain he is currently suffering from, is still (barely) alive.* [21:26] <&Hebizuka> *Cuegle #1...* [21:26] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [21:26] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [21:26] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [21:26] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [21:26] <&Hebizuka> *The cuegle jumps, but misses you - thankfully you aren't going to receive a demon horn in the chest today.* [21:27] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [21:28] <Kijinn> @roll 2#2d6 [21:28] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 8;5 [21:28] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-2: Miss, Miss. You come close, but you just can't seem to stick those demons on your pointy end...* [21:28] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4...* [21:29] <&Hebizuka> *You bleed further. Your Pain levels drop down to more manageable levels, returning you to normal accuracy levels.* [21:29] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu seems to no longer be frozen, and will be able to act next turn.* [21:29] <&Hebizuka> *He also bleeds.* [21:30] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 5! What is your next move?* [21:30] <~Tempest> [Atsu] Motherfucker, I've had it! I'm gonna transform! [21:31] <Kijinn> Stabbing #1 in the torso twice more [21:32] <&Hebizuka> *Cuegle #1 will try punching Atsu once as well. #2 prepares to punch you.* [21:32] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Atsu, Cuegle1, Cuegle2, You.* [21:33] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu's turn...* [21:33] <&Hebizuka> *The tanuki shapeshifts...* [21:34] <&Hebizuka> *...into a human. A naked one.* [21:34] <~Tempest> [Atsu] Oh for FUCK'S sake [21:36] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu's turn ends.* [21:36] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu's new form is capable of carrying gear, thus his weapons and LBE remain on his body.* [21:38] <&Hebizuka> *Cuegle #1...* [21:38] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [21:38] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [21:38] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [21:38] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [21:41] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu 's new human body received a punch to the right arm. Atsu's right arm is damaged and fractured (decidedly, this tanuki is unlucky).* [21:42] <&Hebizuka> *Cuegle #2...* [21:42] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [21:42] <MazeBot> [EXTREMITY] Right foot [21:42] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [21:42] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [21:42] <&Hebizuka> *The demon attempted to hammer your foot, but failed.* [21:42] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [21:43] <Kijinn> @roll 2#2d6 [21:43] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 9;7 [21:43] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-2: Hit, Hit* [21:45] <&Hebizuka> *You skewer and kebab the hell out of the first Cuegle, already hurt by your prior attack.* [21:46] <&Hebizuka> Kijinn [Rapier] Cuegle [21:46] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 5...* [21:47] <&Hebizuka> *You're bleeding fast. So is Atsu. One of your opponents is down - remains the other one...* [21:49] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 6. What is your next move?* [21:52] <Kijinn> Uzi. Full auto, medium pull. [21:58] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu will still attempt attacking the remaining Cuegle, going for 3 shots with his bolt rifle, at the survivor's upper body.* [21:58] <&Hebizuka> *The remaining Cuegle chooses to attack you, and will attempt biting you.* [22:01] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Cuegle, You, Atsu.* [22:01] <&Hebizuka> *Cuegle's turn...* [22:01] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [22:01] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [22:01] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [22:01] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [22:01] <&Hebizuka> *The demon tries to take a bite out of your abs, but it failed.* [22:01] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn.* [22:07] <&Hebizuka> *Please roll a 2d5 to determine how many shots you will attempt firing.* [22:08] <Kijinn> @roll 2d5 [22:08] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 5 [22:11] <&Hebizuka> *You will fire 5 shots ; you may roll 5#2d6 to determine if they hit.* [22:13] <Kijinn> @roll 5#2d6 [22:13] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 6;6;12;8;11 [22:13] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Miss, Miss, Critical hit. Your weapon ran out of ammunition before you could fire 5 shots total...* [22:14] <&Hebizuka> *With that said, the one shot that hit, critically hit.* [22:19] <&Hebizuka> *The cuegle took a single bullet to the torso, but that single bullet managed to hit and fracture one of the demon's ribs.* [22:20] <&Hebizuka> *With that said and done, it didn't cause a lot of damage per se. Minimal pain, and only one bleeding wound.* [22:20] <&Hebizuka> *Better than nothing...* [22:21] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 6...* [22:21] <&Hebizuka> *You're bleeding rapidly.* [22:21] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu is not feeling too comfortable being a naked human.* [22:22] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 7. What is your next move?* [22:30] <Kijinn> "Atsu! Get the fuck out of here, now!" [22:31] <~Tempest> [Atsu] Oh fucking hell, I'm outta here, yeah! This has become way too dangerous for me! [22:31] <Kijinn> Attempt to tackle and pin the Cuegle [22:31] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu will attept running away.* [22:32] <&Hebizuka> *You haven't learned the Tackle technique ; you will not be able to do it.* [22:34] <Kijinn> Unpin M67 grenade. Proceed to throat-fist. [22:36] <&Hebizuka> *You will throw the grenade at the Cuegle.* [22:36] <&Hebizuka> *The Cuegle will try punching Atsu, in case he fails to escape.* [22:36] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Atsu, You, Cuegle.* [22:36] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu's turn...* [22:36] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 Escape [22:36] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Escape: 3 [22:36] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu fumbles and crashes on the floor on his way out. He remains on your side.* [22:37] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [22:37] <Kijinn> @roll 2d6 [22:37] <MazeBot> Kijinn: 6 [22:38] <&Hebizuka> *You throw the grenade with a bit too much force, and it bounces on his horn, sending it upwards and away... before detonating in the air.* [22:38] <&Hebizuka> *Distant hit!* [22:40] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d16-1 shrapnel [22:40] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, shrapnel: 7:8-1 [22:42] <&Hebizuka> *The explosion itself causes minor damage to all the creatures in the room... but the real killer is the flying shrapnel... [22:46] <&Hebizuka> *Your chest is peppered with the flying shrapnel from your exploding grenade, which damage and puncture your vest and trench-coat, and consequently your torso.* [22:46] <&Hebizuka> *Only three caused bleeding wounds, but it won't matter much...* [22:48] <&Hebizuka> *The cuegle's body is struck by the shrapnel as well. Two cause bleeding wounds, and enough pain to send him into blackout.* [22:48] <&Hebizuka> *Atsu as well is peppered by the shrapnel. His human form is immediately killed by the grenade ; making him revert to his original tanuki form.* [22:49] <&Hebizuka> *The cuegle, unfortunately, has not died, but merely fallen on a thin edge between life and death ; it has only lost consciousness.* [22:49] <&Hebizuka> *You, however, have only managed to off yourself.* [22:49] <&Hebizuka> Suicide [M67] Kijinn [22:49] <&Hebizuka> *You are dead.* [22:50] <&Hebizuka> Final checkout [22:50] <&Hebizuka> 48 rooms, 8 kills, 2 missions, 0 Amulets, 959 P$, 0 Runs [22:51] <&Hebizuka> Total score: 94 pts (+12) [22:51] <&Hebizuka> Position: 8th (no change) [22:52] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [22:52] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 1/6 [22:52] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 1/1 [22:52] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 2/7 [22:52] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [22:52] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 22/51 (43%) [22:52] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 5/10 (50%) [22:52] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 1/1 (100%) [22:52] <&Hebizuka> Explosives planted 0/0 (N/A) [22:52] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 0/0 (N/A) [22:52] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 28/62 (45% accuracy) [22:52] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= [22:52] <&Hebizuka> Piercing weapons: 1 pt (+1) [22:53] <&Hebizuka> =Full statistics= [22:53] <&Hebizuka> Conventional rifle: 3 pts (unranked) [22:53] <&Hebizuka> Blunt weapons: 1 pt (unranked) [22:53] <&Hebizuka> Piercing weapons: 1 pt (unranked) [22:53] <&Hebizuka> Unarmed/Martial arts: 3 pts (unranked) [22:54] <&Hebizuka> Total creatures vanquished: 8 (unranked) [22:54] <&Hebizuka> Headshot kills: 6 [22:54] <&Hebizuka> Headshot-kill ratio: 75% [22:54] <&Hebizuka> Special Tactics: 0 [22:54] <&Hebizuka> Brute Force: 2 [22:54] <&Hebizuka> Youkai vanquished: 0 [22:55] <&Hebizuka> Military personnel eliminated: 0 [22:55] <&Hebizuka> Missions passed: 2 Contracts missions [22:55] <&Hebizuka> =List of vanquished creatures= [22:55] <&Hebizuka> (Normal) [22:55] <&Hebizuka> Headcrab x1 [22:55] <&Hebizuka> Bes x1 [22:55] <&Hebizuka> Hitwoman A x1 [22:55] <&Hebizuka> Hitman B x1 [22:55] <&Hebizuka> Hitwoman B x1 [22:55] <&Hebizuka> Hitman C x1 [22:55] <&Hebizuka> Hitwoman C x1 [22:55] <&Hebizuka> Cuegle x1