Log:Session 133 (Meta, no ontology)

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[17:35] <&Hebizuka> Question 1: Which one of those styles do you like the most? [17:35] <&Hebizuka> A) The action hero [17:35] <&Hebizuka> B) The laidback sniper [17:35] <&Hebizuka> C) The rogue cop [17:35] <&Hebizuka> D) The mercenary [17:35] <&Hebizuka> E) The survivalist [17:35] <&Hebizuka> F) The magnificent bastard [17:35] <&Hebizuka> G) The iron fist authority figure [17:35] <&Hebizuka> H) The free-spirited avenger [17:35] <&Hebizuka> I) The psycho [17:36] <Kiva> H. I'm here for vengeance. [17:37] <Karin> G. There is no order without a god to enforce it. [17:38] <&Hebizuka> Kiva, choose one of those packages: A (Submachine gun with 2 magazines) or B (Revolver with 3 moonclips and 20 spare rounds) [17:39] <&Hebizuka> Karin, choose one of those packages: A (Pistol with 2 magazines; larger caliber) or B (Pistol with 2 magazines; larger capacity) [17:40] <Kiva> B. [17:42] <Karin> B. [17:45] <&Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [17:45] <&Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [17:45] <&Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [17:45] <&Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [17:45] <&Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [17:45] <&Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [17:45] <&Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [17:46] <Kiva> D. Mother would be disappointed if I did anything else. Nature is our goddess. [17:46] <Karin> C. And include the servants. There's no joy to life if you can't watch the pissants scurry about. [17:50] <&Hebizuka> Question 3: The fate of a popular teen idol derided by critics for terrible singing, is in your hands. You... [17:50] <&Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [17:50] <&Hebizuka> B) Hang him [17:50] <&Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [17:50] <&Hebizuka> D) Subject him to waterboarding [17:50] <&Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [17:51] <Kiva> E. Being a dog isn't all that bad. Plus that'd be amusing. [17:51] <Karin> C. I am the only idol people need. [17:52] <&Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… [17:52] <&Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [17:52] <&Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look as rich and secure as you always wished to be [17:52] <&Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [17:52] <&Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [17:52] <&Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [17:52] <&Hebizuka> F) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [17:53] <Karin> F. Resources should always be invested into yet more resources. [17:55] <Kiva> A. Hey I eat alot ok? It's a coyote thing. [17:57] <&Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be... [17:57] <&Hebizuka> A) Classic and/or driving rock, or something equivalent you'd listen on the go, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [17:57] <&Hebizuka> B) Upbeat, adrenaline-pumping electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [17:57] <&Hebizuka> C) Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because every road is like your own personal race track [17:57] <&Hebizuka> D) Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because only true street rats - such as you - know how to keep it real [17:57] <&Hebizuka> E) Classical music, particularly dramatic pieces (Overture 1818, the Soviet national anthem), because these are the only true sounds for you [17:57] <&Hebizuka> F) Marijuana reggae and other kinds of feel-good music, because you don't have to put up with road rage [17:57] <&Hebizuka> G) Chicago house music or some other form of underground club music, because you cultivate an underground attitude [17:57] <&Hebizuka> H) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [17:57] <Karin> E. If you are not singing choir hymns, you are dead to me. [17:58] <Kiva> C. Rock hard or not at all. [17:59] <&Hebizuka> Question 6: When you are faced with a problem or an issue in your day-to-day life, what words describe best the way you deal with it? [17:59] <&Hebizuka> A) Honorably, driven by a code of conduct [17:59] <&Hebizuka> B) Like a boss, awesomely, with style [17:59] <&Hebizuka> C) Righteously, with gallantry [17:59] <&Hebizuka> D) Soldierly, patriotically [17:59] <&Hebizuka> E) Dutifully, selflessly, as a second-nature [17:59] <&Hebizuka> F) Affectionately, compassionately [18:00] <Kiva> E. I'm pretty sure this is how I ended up here...fuck. [18:01] <Karin> C. Everything I do is inherently righteous. [18:04] <&Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [18:04] <&Hebizuka> A) Your loved one [18:04] <&Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [18:04] <&Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [18:04] <&Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [18:04] <&Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [18:04] <&Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [18:06] <Karin> B. There is no shame in demanding your followers to assist in escape from desolate existence. [18:14] <Kiva> D. If I'm going to be stranded it helps to learn the local edibles. [18:19] <&Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [18:19] <&Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [18:19] <&Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [18:19] <&Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [18:19] <&Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [18:19] <&Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [18:19] <&Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [18:23] <Karin> F. As the saying goes, 'What is yours is mine. What is mine is /also/ mine." [18:24] <Kiva> B. Mother taught me to fight hand to hand. It's a satisfying way to hunt at times. [18:27] <&Hebizuka> Question 9: Which of those vehicles reflect best your tastes? [18:27] <&Hebizuka> A) The expensive, high-performance sports car [18:27] <&Hebizuka> B) The ultra comfortable luxury sedan [18:27] <&Hebizuka> C) The family-oriented minivan with 7 seats [18:27] <&Hebizuka> D) The ultra-powerful, ultra-manuverable sports bike [18:27] <&Hebizuka> E) The riced-up import car with a paintjob customized according to your tastes [18:27] <&Hebizuka> F) The ambulance (or another form of rescue vehicle) [18:27] <&Hebizuka> G) The limousine with personal chauffeur [18:29] <Kiva> D. Small and fast is my style. [18:29] <Karin> G. What is the point of plebian travel without elevating it to high art? [18:31] <&Hebizuka> Question 10: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find... [18:31] <&Hebizuka> A) An unexpected but actually very useful and practical item which you end up using every day [18:31] <&Hebizuka> B) Something that happens to be an item you've always wanted - and you suspect the senders knew exactly what you wanted [18:31] <&Hebizuka> C) A basket full of food and comfortable clothes of your size [18:31] <&Hebizuka> D) Appropriate clothes for a cosplay or a disguise of your favorite fictional character [18:31] <&Hebizuka> E) A wad of cash (or equivalent currency) [18:31] <&Hebizuka> F) The war relics of that ancestor in your family who fought during a war generations ago [18:33] <Kiva> F. Mum is all about making me remember our heritage. [18:33] <Karin> E. Why else do gods demand donation? [18:34] <&Hebizuka> Kiva, select one package: A (Soviet pistol), B (American pistol), or C (Nazi pistol) [18:35] <Kiva> C. [18:36] <&Hebizuka> Question 11: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… [18:36] <&Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [18:36] <&Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [18:36] <&Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [18:36] <&Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [18:36] <&Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [18:36] <&Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [18:38] <Kiva> D. Parties have never been my scene. Too loud and obnoxious. [18:39] <Karin> E. How dare they not party in /my/ hallowed grounds! [18:42] <&Hebizuka> *The final question must be agreed upon by both parties; you must answer as one.* [18:42] <&Hebizuka> Question 12: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [18:42] <&Hebizuka> A) Normal missions - Be part of an intricate archaeological plot full of uncanny surprises, in order to uncover a huge treasure. [18:42] <&Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions - Participate in the human-youkai conflict as an ally of youkai activists and defeat their life-long enemies: the military. [18:42] <&Hebizuka> C) Proxy missions - Join a military squad and climb the ranks. Objective: Defeat a powerful youkai activist group at all costs... and against all odds. [18:42] <&Hebizuka> D) Contracts - Recommended for players seeking a freer, less-linear progression. Become a contractor and complete various unrelated jobs as they're offered to you, for fame and money. [18:45] <Karin> B. [18:45] <Kiva> B. [18:46] <&Hebizuka> Very well. I'll send an engineer with your equipment shortly... In the meantime, you two should probably get to know each other. You'll have to work together, after all... [18:47] * Kiva blinks several times, clears her throat and says to Karin, "Umm hi. I'm Kiva." [18:50] <Karin> "And I care who you are /because?/ [18:51] * Kiva flinches, a bit taken aback, "Well we /are/ working toget-" She pauses noticing something new, "What the hell? Why do I have a dick?" [18:52] <Karin> "And yet you're not surprised about being naked? Dear Me, what have I gotten myself into?" [18:54] * Kiva suppresses a growl, her voice is cold and calm "I expected to be naked in the afterlife, I did /not/ expect /that/." [18:54] <Kiva> She can't resist poking it. [18:55] <Kiva> With slight revulsion the poke has confirmed, it's the real deal. [18:55] <Karin> Karin just sighs, finally standing up and using her blue tail to provide what little modesty it can. "Were you a virgin in your mortal life, too? You act as though you've never seen one, let alone felt it." [18:55] <Karin> "So it's a penis. Congratulations, you can now mark your territory while standing up, little hound." [18:57] * Kiva flushes, as if just recalling modesty, "I've seen one before, just not attached to me." She tries to cover herself with her little bushy tail but it isn't enough. [18:58] <Kiva> "And I don't mark my territory with piss. I'm not that much of an animal." [18:58] <Karin> "If this world can give you such a small third leg, I am sure you can be rid of it as well. One way or the other." [18:59] <Karin> "Bitch, please. You have the ears and the tail. If you don't rut on all fours, I'm not God." [19:00] <Kiva> Small? Hey now it wasn't /small/, he cock was at least above aver-"What'd you call me?" [19:00] <Kiva> her* [19:01] <&Hebizuka> *Breaking the argument is the engineer, opening one of the doors and coming through, pushing a cart full of crates that appear to be pretty heavy.* [19:02] * Kiva momentarily forgets her anger and rushes over to help. [19:02] * Karin hangs back and lets the mutt do the talking. [19:02] <~Tempest> [Engie] I have a delivery for two... Karin Long and Kiva Beowulfe. I take it it's you two? [19:02] <&Hebizuka> *He seems not to mind, as if he didn't -notice- , that you're both naked.* [19:03] <Kiva> "I'm Kiva, but I cannot speak for the lizard." She gestures towards Karin. [19:04] <~Tempest> [Engie] Right, um... Well, the entire thing has been marked "Deliver to both", so I dunno who should have what. All the crates plus contents are yours, so sort yourselves out. Any questions? [19:05] <Kiva> 'Where are we?" This was not exactly the kind of afterlife her Mother had spoke of. [19:06] <~Tempest> [Engie] Er, well, you are in the Mazes, where else? [19:07] <Kiva> Mazes, is this hell or something? "I understand that," she lies, "where exactly in the Mazes?" [19:08] <Karin> "Does it matter? We'll find something to do soon enough. Let the clueless one walk away and enjoy his life." [19:09] * Kiva glares, "It might very well matter. Unless of course you have any better information about this place?" [19:11] <Karin> "None at all." [19:12] <~Tempest> [Engie] Oh man, you're some otherworlders? Man, that explains. This is the world you are in, now. [19:13] <Karin> "Ahh, so this is a common occurrence." [19:13] <Kiva> Another world eh? Interesting. She'd been sure she was dead. "What can you tell us about the Mazes, sir?" [19:14] <~Tempest> [Engie] *Shrug* I dunno, I figure yall are there to find that out for yourselves. [19:15] <~Tempest> [Engie] I'll be on my way. Sort yourselves with the gear and try not to kill each other. [19:15] <Kiva> With an extended sigh Kiva prys open her crate and looks inside. [19:16] <&Hebizuka> *There are several crates, each labeled with the type of equipment waiting inside. In order: "LBE", "Weapons & Ammo", "Food", "Clothing", "Armor" (yes, Clothing and Armor are separate this time), "Meds", and "Other".* [19:18] * Kiva opens them up in order. [19:18] <&Hebizuka> <Load-bearing equipment> [19:18] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Utility belt) Default belt: Capacity 0 units + Key items (Can carry key items) [19:18] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Utility belt) Default belt: Capacity 0 units + Key items (Can carry key items) [19:18] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Field pack: Capacity 40 units [19:18] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Field pack: Capacity 40 units [19:18] <&Hebizuka> *The engineer has left the room.* [19:20] <Karin> "Enough for both of us, I see. But I daresay that clothing should be your priority, Miss Red Rocket." Karin brushes past Kiva without another glance, opening the clothing crate to take what she needs. [19:21] * Kiva takes one belt and backpack. Then heads to the clothing crate, "You don't need to be so rude." [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *Kiva has equipped the default belt and field pack.* [19:24] <&Hebizuka> <Clothing> [19:24] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Gas mask - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Face concealment, negates gases - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Worn] [19:24] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Trench-coat (Upper body, Lower body, Arms, Legs, Crotch) - AC: C3 - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Worn] [19:24] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Mountain pants (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC: C3 - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Damaged] [19:24] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Hiking shoes - AC: C3 - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Worn] [19:24] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - T-Shirt (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Damaged] [19:24] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Jeans (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Damaged] [19:24] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Regular shoes - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Good] [19:25] * Kiva grabs for the mountain pants and hiking shoes. [19:25] <Karin> "A gas mask? Truly? Quaint." [19:26] * Karin takes it, nonetheless, and the jeans, normal shoes, and trench-coat besides for wearing. [19:27] <Kiva> Kiva grabs the t-shirt as well and puts everything on. [19:28] <&Hebizuka> *Kiva has taken: T-Shirt, Mountain pants, Hiking shoes. Karin has taken: Gas mask, Jeans, Regular shoes, Trench-coat.* [19:29] * Kiva decides to open up the armor box before the lizard gets to it. [19:30] <Karin> "Haste makes waste, little hound. But your lifespan's as short as your shaft, so I suppose I understand." [19:31] <&Hebizuka> <Armor> [19:31] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body armor - Twaron vest (Upper body) - AC: A2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Fire-retardant, Plate carrier - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Worn] [19:31] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Twaron helmet - AC: A2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Ballistic protective, fire-retardant - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Brand new] [19:31] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Medieval helm - AC: A2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF - Ballistic protective, Half melee damage - Weight: 22 - [Cond: Good] [19:31] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body armor - Medieval cuirass (Upper body) - AC: A1 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Weight: Unsparable - [Cond: Good] [19:32] * Kiva takes the medieval gear with glee! [19:33] <Kiva> She takes her time to slip into the heavy armor. With a grunt she mutters, "Be quiet and gear up. This place must be dangerous." [19:34] <Karin> "And therefore you choose the /less/ useful armor. Well, if you want to throw your life away." [19:35] <Karin> Luckily, the more contemporary gear is much lighter and easier to use. Karin is already geared up and opening the Weapons crate while Kiva still struggles with the chestplate. [19:36] <Kiva> With a shrug Kiva says, "Urk, Sometimes the old school stuff is more" another grunt, "useful than it seems." [19:37] <&Hebizuka> *Karin has taken the Twaron armor set, while Kiva has taken the Medieval armor set.* [19:38] <&Hebizuka> *Karin: You must choose whether to wear the gas mask or the helmet, and what to do with the piece you're not wearing (spare, leave behind)* [19:39] * Karin ends up spinning the gas mask across her fingers before setting it down and putting on the helmet. The mask can be sold or bartered with later. [19:42] <&Hebizuka> [Karin, Pack/Main] 5/40 [19:43] * Kiva heads for the weapons and ammo crate next. [19:45] <&Hebizuka> <Weapons & Ammunition> [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Taurus Tracker M455 revolver | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | M.Brake(I) | Cylinder, 5 rounds | Weight: 3 - [5/5 Surp] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Moon clip: .45 ACP 5-round moon clip. Weight: 0.25+0.1 (0.35) - [5/5 Surp] [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Moon clip: .45 ACP 5-round moon clip. Weight: 0.25+0.1 (0.35) - [5/5 Surp] [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Moon clip: .45 ACP 5-round moon clip. Weight: 0.25+0.1 (0.35) - [5/5 Surp] [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .45 ACP, Surp, 20 rounds - Weight: 0.4 [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - CZ 75B-9 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi-auto | No accessory | CZ75 9mm 15-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [14+1/15 Surp] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: CZ 75 9mm 15-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.15 (0.65) - [15/15 Surp] [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: CZ 75 9mm 15-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.15 (0.65) - [15/15 Surp] [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M67 fragmentation grenade. May send between 0 and 15 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 2/item [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M67 fragmentation grenade. May send between 0 and 15 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 2/item [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - DWM Luger P08 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Luger 8-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [7+1/8 Surp] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Luger P08 8-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25+0.08 (0.33) - [8/8 Surp] [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Luger P08 8-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25+0.08 (0.33) - [8/8 Surp] [19:49] * Karin brushes Kiva aside to pick up the CZ gun and associated magazines, as well as one of the two grenades. [19:50] <&Hebizuka> *You can carry 2 handguns - one can, of course, go into your Class 3 slot. The Class TW slot can accomodate either 1 extra C5S, or 1 extra C3.* [19:50] <&Hebizuka> *You can also carry up to 4 Class 4 weapons.* [19:50] <Karin> "You can take the rest, little hound. Just point the open end at the bad guy and pull the trigger. Simple instructions, no?" [19:51] * Kiva takes a grenade and grabs the Taurus Tracker and the Luger and their ammo. [19:52] <&Hebizuka> [Karin, Kiva] You have received Basic skill in the following groups: Pistol, Revolver, Hand grenade [20:05] <Karin> "Clothing, armor, weapons, backpacks - I suppose Medicines would be next." [20:06] <&Hebizuka> [Karin, Pack/Main] 6.3/40 [20:06] <&Hebizuka> [Kiva, Pack/Main] 2.11/40 [20:08] <&Hebizuka> *Onto the meds crate!* [20:08] <&Hebizuka> <Meds> [20:08] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Blood Transfusion Kit (BTK) - Human blood - Refills 5.0 Blood if injected to a human or halfling being - Weight: 1 [20:08] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - Light limb healing. Also contains: 2x IB, 2x Paracetamol - Weight: 2 [20:08] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Universal antivenom - Cures 5 Venom. - Weight: 0.1 [20:08] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Hydroxocobalamin (HXCB) - Cures Cyanide poisoning. - Weight: 0.1 [20:08] * Kiva takes the first aid kit. [20:08] <Karin> "You're carrying less than I am, hound. Take it all." [20:09] <Kiva> Then takes the rest. "Thank you." [20:12] <Karin> "Just don't waste them." As Kiva continues to pack everything away, Karin continues with the opening spree. All that's left is Food and the miscellaneous things, so Food it is. [20:12] <&Hebizuka> [Kiva, Pack/Main] 5.31/40 [20:13] <&Hebizuka> <Food> [20:13] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Artichoke. 60kcal [20:13] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Cabbage. 227kcal [20:13] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Leek. 54kcal [20:13] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Tomato. 22kcal [20:13] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Clam. 17kcal [20:13] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Salmon. 404kcal [20:13] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Salmon. 404kcal [20:13] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Rations - Military Rations - Regular. Contents: 2x Beef meatballs, canned, 170g + 1 chocolate bar + 10 crackers + 1 can of cola drink + 4 cigarette + lighter. Weight: 2 [20:16] * Kiva is drawn to all the meat products and begins packing them. [20:17] <&Hebizuka> *Take the seafood and rations bag?* [20:17] <Karin> "Oh, goodness Me. Raw vegetables and seafood. How exciting." Nevertheless, she splits the load with her erstwhile pet, taking the greens for herself. [20:17] <Karin> "Little hound, be a dear and open that last crate, would you? The anticipation is killing me." [20:18] <Kiva> *yes* [20:18] * Kiva huffs but does as she is told. [20:20] <&Hebizuka> [Kiva, Pack/Main] 10.31/40 [20:20] <&Hebizuka> [Karin, Pack/Main] 10.3/40 [20:20] <&Hebizuka> <Other> [20:20] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Copper bar, 500g ingot - Value 125-250 P$ (1d126+124) [20:20] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Silver bar, 500g ingot - Value 375-750 P$ (1d376+374) [20:20] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Blue gem - Sapphire - Value 150-650 P$ (1d501 +149) - Weight: 0.1 [20:20] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 600 P$ [20:21] <&Hebizuka> *Money weighs 0.01 unit per 1 P$, but all Backpacks have a money pouch, which can carry up to 2000 P$ without impact on weight.* [20:22] <Karin> "And those are mine." [20:22] * Karin slips the bars and jewel with the rest of the things in her backpack, and swipes the money for good measure. [20:22] * Kiva smirks, "You lizards and your love of shiny things." [20:23] <&Hebizuka> [Karin, Pack/Main] 12.4/40 [20:23] <&Hebizuka> *All the crates have been opened and loot has been distributed.* [20:23] <&Hebizuka> *You are now both ready to take on the Mazes!* [20:24] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome to the Mazes, Karin and Kiva. One of you (but only one) may now roll !mrooms3. You must then agree on which door to go through.* [20:27] <Kiva> !mrooms3 [20:27] <&Hebizuka> [ Kiva ] Left door: 1194 - Front door: 4877 - Right door: 152 - Roomstyle: 85 [20:28] <Kiva> "Since this is a maze we ought to go right." [20:29] <Karin> "Lead the way." [20:32] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A concrete-colored cube with no furniture or anything at all, besides yourselves and the doors. There is an item on the floor.* [21:01] * Kiva looks at the item, making sure it is nothing too dangerous. [21:01] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A box of alumina fibers. They can be used in a variety of ways, most of which involve composite materials. [21:02] <Karin> "Oh, goody. 'Shiny things.'" Karin walks up and takes it without any ceremony whatsoever. [21:03] <&Hebizuka> [Karin, Pack/Main] 13.4/40 [21:03] * Kiva double checks the room, making sure there's nothing else. [21:03] <&Hebizuka> *There indeed isn't anything else here. The room's empty, the next doors are yours. Roll !mrooms3 whenever you're finished in a room; most rooms have 3 other doors, unless specifically told otherwise.* [21:04] <Kiva> !mrooms3 [21:04] <&Hebizuka> [ Kiva ] Left door: 6172 - Front door: 6504 - Right door: 4050 - Roomstyle: 507 [21:04] <Karin> "Little hound. Would you like to make a wager?" [21:05] <Kiva> "What would I wager? You took all the money." [21:05] <Karin> "Your life, your soul, your firstborn puppies. Mortals have a lot of things to wager with." [21:07] <Kiva> "If you're so immortal how'd you end up here?" [21:08] <Karin> "When did I ever say I was immortal?" [21:08] <Karin> "Now, come - pick a door, not that it matters." [21:09] * Kiva gives her a sidelong glance, "You implied that you're a goddess earlier. And I choose right, we'll go left once we find a repeating room." She clearly doesn't understand how this maze works. [21:11] <Karin> "What, and gods can't die? Don't be ridiculous." She follows after Kiva, rolling her eyes all the while. [21:12] <&Hebizuka> *An office. A workspace with four desks, each one with a computer, surrounded by office clutter. Each of the desks are searchable, all four computers appear to be on and in working order. You spot a box of ammunition on one of the desks.* [21:13] * Kiva heads towards the ammo to see what kind it is. [21:13] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of .30 Carbine, Match, 50 rounds - [39/50] - Weight: 0.39 [21:14] <&Hebizuka> *Match-grade ammunition, built and engineered for maximum accuracy and reliability.* [21:14] <Kiva> "You want em?" Kiva says holding the box. [21:15] <Karin> "You take it. I am going to go through the desks." And so she does, pulling the drawers open to see what she can find. [21:16] * Kiva goes through the desks on the right after putting the ammo in her pack. [21:16] <&Hebizuka> [Kiva, Pack/Main] 10.7/40 [21:18] <&Hebizuka> *Kiva finds the login and password information to unlock PCs 1 and 2.* [21:18] <&Hebizuka> *Karin finds the following items...* [21:18] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Yoghurt. 127kcal [21:18] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Optic, Scope: Type 600 (4x). Mount: QBZ. [21:19] <Karin> "Mmmmm, unrefrigerated dessert." Still, food is good, and it seems fresh enough. All that's left is to shove everything inside the pack and sort it out later. [21:19] * Kiva attempts to login to PC 1. [21:20] <Karin> "Any plans to use the computers, little - ah, already at it, I see." [21:20] <&Hebizuka> [PC #1] Login: KRaminez - Password: BossIsAnAsshole ; success! Access granted... [21:20] <&Hebizuka> [PC #1] Welcome, Kenneth Raminez. [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *You see a few emails detailing a conversation between the worker assigned to this PC, and what is presumably a personal acquaintance; a certain Laura Gills. They mostly talk about plans for a future date, and discussion over what they should eat.* [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *Nothing too interesting here.* [21:23] <Karin> "Had enough fun being a vouyer, or shall you try the second computer as well, little bloodhound?" [21:24] * Kiva tries searching the computer for a map or any information on this strange world. [21:24] <&Hebizuka> *You find no such thing, unfortunately.* [21:26] <Karin> "Shall we go?" [21:32] <Kiva> "I suppose." [21:34] <Karin> !mrooms3 [21:34] <&Hebizuka> [ Karin ] Left door: 1476 - Front door: 2990 - Right door: 5394 - Roomstyle: 511 [21:34] <Karin> "Out of respect for your desires, let us go right once more." [21:36] * Kiva nods slowly, a tad surprised to get any respect from the rude lizard. [21:39] <&Hebizuka> [Karin, Pack/Main] 15.4/40 [21:39] <&Hebizuka> *A washitsu ; a bedroom styled for Youkai taste - one would say Japanese-style, if Japan existed in this world. You see some basic furniture; a futon, a nightstand, a heated table, some pillows and drawers (which is searchable), as well as a radio (@radio to turn on).* [21:39] <Karin> @radio [21:39] <MazeBot> [The news] News broadcast with youkai hosts [21:39] <&Hebizuka> *Listen to the news?* [21:40] <Kiva> *Kiva does* [21:40] * Karin keeps one fin-ear angled towards the radio as she digs through more drawers. [21:42] <~Tempest> [Radio] ... I am Jin and I'm with my partner Sayuki, your friendly neighborhood Tengu Radioheads, and this is the news! Today is Day 5, Month 4 of the year 704; good morning to all those who are taking their morning coffee! [21:44] <~Tempest> [Radio] The human-youkai is still ongoing very strong as Colonel Wight, the leader of this band of murderous bastards known as the Maze Military, has recently increased recruitment efforts. The propaganda-filled messages full of promises of easy money and fast life are drawing more and more young humans to the military life. [21:44] <Karin> "Different calender. Wonderful." [21:45] <~Tempest> [Radio] Major youkai activist groups have declined to comment on the issue, though we support their efforts of thwarting the Colonel's desire to eradicate them. Best of luck, boys! And now, for a few commercials. [21:45] <Kiva> "So racist humans killing what they don't understand, I suppose I was foolish to think this world would be any better." [23:43] <&Hebizuka> *Karin finds the following:* [23:43] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [23:45] * Karin sighs and slips it in with the rest of the goods, before making herself comfortable on the futon. If Kiva's exhausted, then they'll just have to rest a while. [23:45] <&Hebizuka> [Karin, Pack/Main] 15.5/40 [23:45] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [23:46] <&Hebizuka> Team: 3 rooms, 0 missions, 0 runs. Karin: 0 kills, 600 P$. Kiva: 0 kills, 0 P$.