Log:Session 44 (Meta, no ontology)

From Mazeworld

[21:35] <&Hebizuka> *Let's begin. Let's hit it with the first question...* [21:35] <&Hebizuka> Question 1: Which one of those styles do you like the most? [21:35] <&Hebizuka> A) The action hero [21:35] <&Hebizuka> B) The laidback sniper [21:36] <&Hebizuka> C) The rogue cop [21:36] <&Hebizuka> D) The mercenary [21:36] <&Hebizuka> E) The survivalist [21:36] <&Hebizuka> F) The magnificent bastard [21:36] <&Hebizuka> G) The iron fist authority figure [21:36] <&Hebizuka> H) The free-spirited avenger [21:36] <&Hebizuka> I) The psycho [21:36] <Anya> Err... B? [21:41] <&Hebizuka> Alright... [21:41] <&Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [21:41] <&Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [21:41] <&Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [21:41] <&Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [21:41] <&Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [21:41] <&Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [21:41] <&Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [21:42] <Anya> All these are way out of my comfort zone! Fack... A [21:43] <&Hebizuka> Question 3: The fate of a popular teen idol derided by critics for terrible singing, is in your hands. You... [21:43] <&Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [21:43] <&Hebizuka> B) Hang him [21:43] <&Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [21:43] <&Hebizuka> D) Subject him to waterboarding [21:43] <&Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [21:44] <Anya> Why can't I just let him go and have nothing to do with it?! Ugh... C [21:44] <&Hebizuka> Because it wouldn't be fun! [21:44] <&Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… [21:44] <&Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [21:44] <&Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look wear as rich and secure as you always wished to be [21:44] <&Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [21:44] <&Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [21:44] <&Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [21:44] <&Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character [21:44] <&Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [21:45] <Anya> Obviously A [21:47] <&Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be... [21:47] <&Hebizuka> A) Classic and/or driving rock, or something equivalent you'd listen on the go, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [21:47] <&Hebizuka> B) Upbeat, adrenaline-pumping electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [21:47] <&Hebizuka> C) Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because every road is like your own personal race track [21:47] <&Hebizuka> D) Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because only true street rats - such as you - know how to keep it real [21:47] <&Hebizuka> E) Classical music, particularly dramatic pieces (Overture 1818, the Soviet national anthem), because these are the only true sounds for you [21:47] <&Hebizuka> F) Marijuana reggae and other kinds of feel-good music, because you don't have to put up with road rage [21:47] <&Hebizuka> G) Chicago house music or some other form of underground club music, because you cultivate an underground attitude [21:47] <&Hebizuka> H) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [21:47] <Anya> Obviously C, I'm from the 80's [21:47] <&Hebizuka> Question 6: When you are faced with a problem or an issue in your day-to-day life, what words describe best the way you deal with it? [21:47] <&Hebizuka> A) Honorably, driven by a code of conduct [21:47] <&Hebizuka> B) Like a boss, awesomely, with style [21:47] <&Hebizuka> C) Righteously, with gallantry [21:47] <&Hebizuka> D) Soldierly, patriotically [21:47] <&Hebizuka> E) Dutifully, selflessly, as a second-nature [21:47] <&Hebizuka> F) Affectionately, compassionately [21:49] <Anya> ... D [21:51] <&Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [21:51] <&Hebizuka> A) Your loved one [21:51] <&Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [21:51] <&Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [21:51] <&Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [21:51] <&Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [21:51] <&Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [21:51] <Anya> C, clearly. [21:52] <&Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [21:52] <&Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [21:52] <&Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [21:52] <&Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [21:52] <&Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [21:52] <&Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [21:52] <&Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [21:53] <Anya> Again... I uhh... Ugh. E [21:54] <&Hebizuka> Question 9: Which of those vehicles reflect best your tastes? [21:54] <&Hebizuka> A) The expensive, high-performance sports car [21:54] <&Hebizuka> B) The ultra comfortable luxury sedan [21:54] <&Hebizuka> C) The family-oriented minivan with 7 seats [21:54] <&Hebizuka> D) The ultra-powerful, ultra-manuverable sports bike [21:54] <&Hebizuka> E) The riced-up import car with a paintjob customized according to your tastes [21:54] <&Hebizuka> F) The ambulance (or another form of rescue vehicle) [21:54] <&Hebizuka> G) The limousine with personal chauffeur [21:55] <Anya> D, I guess. [21:55] <&Hebizuka> Question 10: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find... [21:55] <&Hebizuka> A) An unexpected but actually very useful and practical item which you end up using every day [21:55] <&Hebizuka> B) Something that happens to be an item you've always wanted - and you suspect the senders knew exactly what you wanted [21:55] <&Hebizuka> C) A basket full of food and comfortable clothes of your size [21:55] <&Hebizuka> D) Appropriate clothes for a cosplay or a disguise of your favorite fictional character [21:55] <&Hebizuka> E) A wad of cash (or equivalent currency) [21:55] <&Hebizuka> F) The war relics of that ancestor in your family who fought during a war generations ago [21:56] <Anya> MOST LIKELY F FOR GLORIOUS SOVIET FAMILY MEMBERS [21:57] <&Hebizuka> Hehe. [21:59] <&Hebizuka> Question 11: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… [21:59] <&Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [21:59] <&Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [21:59] <&Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [21:59] <&Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [21:59] <&Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [21:59] <&Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [22:00] <Anya> A, I guess. [22:00] <&Hebizuka> Didn't know you were the partying type. [22:00] <Anya> Well if friends ask me to go out why would I say no? [22:01] <&Hebizuka> Why not, indeed. [22:01] <Anya> I'm still a young girl! [22:01] <&Hebizuka> Sadly. [22:01] <&Hebizuka> *The last question is meta.* [22:01] <&Hebizuka> Question 12: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [22:01] <&Hebizuka> A) Normal missions - Recommended for new players. Be part of an intricate archaeological plot full of uncanny surprises, in order to uncover a huge treasure. [22:01] <&Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions - Recommended for seasoned players. Participate in the human-youkai conflict as an ally of youkai activists and defeat their life-long enemies: the military. [22:01] <&Hebizuka> C) Proxy missions - Recommended fo veteran players. Join a military squad and climb the ranks. Objective: Defeat a powerful youkai activist group at all costs... and against all odds. [22:01] <&Hebizuka> D) Contracts - Recommended for players seeking a freer, less-linear progression. Become a contractor and complete various unrelated jobs as they're offered to you, for fame and money. [22:01] <Anya> I uhh... [22:05] <Anya> Agh. [22:05] <Anya> C? I guess? I don't know. [22:06] <&Hebizuka> Thank you! [22:06] <&Hebizuka> The questionnaire is now over. [22:07] <&Hebizuka> I will send you an engineer, he will give you your starting equipment. [22:09] <&Hebizuka> *A short moment passes...* [22:09] <&Hebizuka> *An engineer - clad in a shirt with tie, jeans, a hard hat and heavy steel-toed boots, enters. He pushes a cart full of crates.* [22:10] <Anya> Oh boy, it's like Christmas. [22:10] <&Hebizuka> *Some of which hopefully contain clothes. You're naked.* [22:11] <Anya> Xmas for naked people then, sheesh. [22:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] I've got a delivery and a letter for a certain... Anya Petrenko, if I read this right. [22:11] <Anya> Close enough, da. Is me. [22:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Ah, excellent. Well, here's your letter... ( http://pastebin.com/pzMWvp8v ). As for your delivery, well... It's the whole cart. 7 boxes, of all kinds of sizes. Have fun. Any questions? [22:12] * Anya takes the letter and shakes her head. "Nyet, thanks." [22:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Alright. Stay safe. [22:13] <~SU_Tempest> *The engie leaves the room. You're alone with your boxes.* [22:14] * Anya looks over the letter and feels a twinge of glorious Soviet pride that it picked out her patriotism. Oh well, box time. [22:14] <Anya> Cough. Closest box. [22:14] <&Hebizuka> =Crate 1: Load-bearing gear= [22:14] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Field pack: Capacity 40 units [22:14] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Utility belt) Default belt: Capacity 0 units + Key items (Can carry key items) [22:17] * Anya shrugs and sets them off to the side, before cracking open the second box. [22:18] <&Hebizuka> =Crate 2: Clothing= [22:18] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - T-Shirt (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Brand new] [22:18] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Jeans (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Good] [22:18] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Regular shoes - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Good] [22:18] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - M1 helmet - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant - Ballistic protective - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Good] [22:18] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Flak jacket (Upper body) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 14 - [Cond: Worn] [22:20] <&Hebizuka> *Just tell me what you are taking, so that your sheet may be updated on my end as well.* [22:20] * Anya takes all the shit, prepares to go innacity. [22:22] * Anya wanders over to the next box, woo. [22:23] <&Hebizuka> =Crate 3: Weapons= [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Dragunov SVD sniper rifle | 7.62x54mm R - Semi-auto | Scope[PSO-1,4x](S) | SVD 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [9+1/10, 10x FMJ] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - KBP OTs-33 'Pernach' machine pistol | 9x18mm Makarov - Semi/Full | M.Brake(I) | OTs-33 18-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [17+1/18, 18x FMJ] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Clean [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Tula Arms Tokarev TT-33 pistol | 7.62x25mm Tokarev - Semi-auto | No accessory | TT-33 8-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [7+1/8, 8x FMJ] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Clean [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M67 fragmentation grenade. May send between 0 and 12 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 1/item [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M67 fragmentation grenade. May send between 0 and 12 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 1/item [22:23] * Anya goes wide-eyed. [22:27] * Anya takes it all sans the KBP then, is still sad there's no macaroni in there. No need to have a second secondary weapon. [22:27] <&Hebizuka> *Any extra weapons can go in the backpack if you still want them around.* [22:28] * Anya shrugs and leaves the machine pistol, not her style anyways! [22:30] * Anya wanders to the next box! [22:31] <&Hebizuka> =Crate 4: Ammo= [22:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Dragunov SVD 10-round magazine. Size tier: Medium ; Weight: 1+0.5 (1.5) - [10/10, 10x FMJ] [22:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Dragunov SVD 10-round magazine. Size tier: Medium ; Weight: 1+0.5 (1.5) - [10/10, 10x FMJ] [22:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: KBP OTs-33 18-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.18 (0.68) - [18/18, 18x FMJ] [22:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Tokarev TT-33 8-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25+0.08 (0.33) - [8/8, 8x FMJ] [22:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Tokarev TT-33 8-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25+0.08 (0.33) - [8/8, 8x FMJ] [22:32] <Anya> (( Do I put magazines down in the backpack or where? )) [22:33] <&Hebizuka> ((Anything not weapons or clothes you can't wear (equip) immediately, goes in the backpack.)) [22:33] <&Hebizuka> ((Or other load-bearing items, capacity allowing, but all you have is the backpack and a 0 unit belt, so far.) [22:34] * Anya snags up all the magazines save for the KBP. Then onto the next one... there is a next one, right? [22:35] <&Hebizuka> *Yes there is.* [22:35] * Anya onward then comrades! [22:36] <&Hebizuka> =Crate 5: Food= [22:36] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Pizza slice. 1d10 (You may accumulate up to 8 pizza slices to form a Pizza, which will weigh 1 unit.) [22:36] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Salad burger. 1d12 [22:36] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Sundae. 1d40 [22:37] <&Hebizuka> *No macaroni, but hopefully the Ameri-... Italian-inspired food will make up for it.* [22:37] <Anya> Wha-... Oh for shit sake. [22:37] * Anya groans and shoves the various fast food into her backpack. [22:38] * Anya moves on to the next one if there's another. [22:39] <&Hebizuka> =Crate 6: Meds= [22:39] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [22:39] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [22:39] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [22:39] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [22:42] * Anya pockets that shit and once more looks for another box. [22:44] <&Hebizuka> *This is the last one.* [22:44] <&Hebizuka> =Crate 7: Others= [22:44] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] White gem - Big pearl - Value 50-300 P$ (1d251 +49) - Weight: 0.1 [22:44] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] White gem - Big pearl - Value 50-300 P$ (1d251 +49) - Weight: 0.1 [22:44] <Anya> Damn, I feel slightly wealthy now... Odd. [22:46] * Anya looks about to see if that was all there was before sighing. She liked getting free shit. Oh well. [22:46] <&Hebizuka> *You're all done, all the boxes are empty.* [22:46] <&Hebizuka> *The loudspeaker creaks again.* Well, now that you're done, we wish you good luck! [22:46] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome to the Mazes, Anya. Type !mrooms3 then pick a door, to begin.* [22:47] <Anya> !mrooms3 [22:47] <&Hebizuka> [ Anya ] Left door: 5104 - Front door: 451 - Right door: 4279 - Roomstyle: 452 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [22:47] * Anya walks onwards, comrade. Forward into the future and all that. [22:49] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside an office. This is a workspace with the usual office clutter; four desks, four computers. And no-one inside. All PCs are on, but idle... and you spot a weapon on the floor.* [22:49] * Anya looks around for a moment before stepping over and giving the weapon a look. [22:51] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Savage Arms Model 1907 pistol | .32 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | M1907 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [Cond: 2+1/10, 3x FMJ] - Cond: Terrible / Clns: Clean [22:51] <&Hebizuka> *That weapon looks like it has been through Hell and back, barely.* [22:51] * Anya shakes her head and kicks it aside, probably under a desk. Welp, nothing doing here. Also she kicks a computer over before looking for a door. Fuck capitalism. [22:56] <&Hebizuka> *One of the monitors is now smashed on the floor, broken beyond repair.* [22:56] * Anya chuckles, take that. [22:56] <Anya> !mrooms3 [22:56] <&Hebizuka> [ Anya ] Left door: 2835 - Front door: 1265 - Right door: 5685 - Roomstyle: 374 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [22:57] * Anya will press onwards, for progress cannot be stopped and the revolution only marches FORWARD. [22:58] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is an abandoned load-bearing gear item on the floor... and not much else.* [22:58] * Anya wanders over and gives it a lookie! [23:00] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Leg rig) Utility rig: Capacity 4 units [23:00] * Anya takes that shit and snaps it on, before making the progress march onwards. [23:01] <&Hebizuka> *Worn on the left leg.* [23:01] * Anya nods, put it on left. [23:01] <&Hebizuka> *Leg rig equipped!* [23:01] <&Hebizuka> *You now have a fancy general dump bag on your left thigh.* [23:02] * Anya marches onwards then! [23:02] <Anya> !mrooms3 [23:02] <&Hebizuka> [ Anya ] Left door: 7111 - Front door: 4905 - Right door: 996 - Roomstyle: 70 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [23:03] * Anya continues to push the revolution forward. She's such a good commie. [23:06] <&Hebizuka> *A grassy, but otherwise featureless room. There's a dead creature in the corner, as well as a roll of blue paper.* [23:07] * Anya curiously paces over to give the dead thing a look... [23:08] <&Hebizuka> *A dead gorilla in advanced state of decay. One with imagination would call it a zombie gorilla... but that's probably a bit too much imagination.* [23:08] <&Hebizuka> *The stench is horrendeous.* [23:09] * Anya lets out a groan before moving well away to try and look at the paper... thin... [23:09] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, XArrows, 20x Bow arrows + Picric acid bottle" [23:10] * Anya tosses it in her bag and makes to move on. Fucking terrible smell... [23:11] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main) 8.06/40 [23:13] <Anya> (( Am I good to go? )) [23:14] <&Hebizuka> (Should be yes.) [23:14] <Anya> !mrooms3 [23:14] <&Hebizuka> [ Anya ] Left door: 4875 - Front door: 1114 - Right door: 135 - Roomstyle: 181 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [23:14] * Anya keeps going forward, the only way a good Soviet should go. [23:19] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside an armory, of all places. Many posters on the wall advertising either guns or accessories. There's a few gun lockers - all open, two of them with weapons inside.* [23:19] * Anya jogs over and checks hard, gunz. [23:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Walther P99 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi-auto | Laser[SCV4,94%] | P99 15-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [13+1/15, 14x Seg] - Cond: Poor / Clns: Clean [23:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Astra 680 revolver | .38 Special - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 3 - [4/6, 4x FMJ] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Dirty [23:23] <Anya> Nope, not even gonna bother. ONWARDS. [23:23] <Anya> !mrooms3 [23:23] <&Hebizuka> [ Anya ] Left door: 5956 - Front door: 6913 - Right door: 5281 - Roomstyle: 7 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [23:23] <Anya> Foooorward we go. [23:24] <&Hebizuka> *Another grassy, featureless room. You spot a food item on the ground...* [23:25] * Anya rolls her eyes, gives it a look... [23:27] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Artichoke. 1d4 [23:27] * Anya shrugs and walks on [23:27] <Anya> !mrooms3 [23:27] <&Hebizuka> [ Anya ] Left door: 7212 - Front door: 5997 - Right door: 4300 - Roomstyle: 291 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [23:28] <Anya> Forward ho! [23:28] <&Hebizuka> *A corridor! There are five doors (!mrooms5) here. There's a weapon abandoned on the floor... it MIGHT be familiar to you.* [23:29] * Anya walks over and looks down with a squint. [23:30] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Mauser Karabiner 98k rifle | 7.92x57mm Mauser - Bolt-action | No accessory | Internal magazine, 5 rounds, no +1 | Weight: 22 - [4/5, 4x FMJ] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Clean [23:31] * Anya feels her eyebrow twitch for a moment as she looks upon the manifestation of fascist pig dog invader scum everywhere. Slowly, almost regrettably she reaches down and shoves it in her backpack. [23:33] * Anya doesn't say anything, and doesn't even look back to make sure it's in place. She just walks on looks for a door. [23:33] <Anya> !mrooms5 [23:33] <&Hebizuka> [ Anya ] Door A: 6022 - Door B: 2251 - Door C: 5340 - Door D: 4015 - Door E: 6808 - Roomstyle: 322 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:33] <Anya> Door D, for Death to Fascista. [23:33] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main) 30.06/40 [23:34] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Only one door (!mrooms1) here, and you spot an accessory on the floor...* [23:34] * Anya paces over to look... [23:35] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: 9x19mm Parabellum [23:35] * Anya takes it, oh well. [23:35] <Anya> !mrooms1 [23:35] <&Hebizuka> [ Anya ] Unique door: 607 - Roomstyle: 242 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:35] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main) 31.06/40 [23:35] <Anya> Forward! [23:39] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a shooting range. You find there someone clad in urban camouflage, armor, helmet and vest... carrying a sort of rifle on the back, and training with a handgun. This must be a Maze Soldier. As soon as you arrive though, it seems the soldier runs out; the slide locks back.* [23:40] * Anya blinks, is pretty sure she's had something like this occur before. Casually she paces over and tries her best to not be threatening or anything. "Uhh... greetings, privyet!" [23:41] <~SU_Tempest> *The soldier person turns. They smile at you.* [23:41] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Oh, hi there. [23:42] <Anya> What uhh... What're you up to? [23:42] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Me? I was training a bit. I'm a Maze Sergeant, but it's a pretty tame day so I got the permission to get out. I come here when I'm bored. Always good to sharpen up. [23:44] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] That said, puncturing paper and hitting steel alone gets a bit dull.... Want to shoot some with me? Ammo's on me. [23:44] * Anya nods once or twice, before looking down range. "Yeah, sure sure, I suppose!" [23:45] <~SU_Tempest> *The Sergeant nods and grins, setting down his backpack and reaching for items inside, which he deposits in front of you, on the table before your lane.* [23:46] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt M1911A1 pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | M1911A1 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [0/7 - Empty] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [23:46] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Colt M1911A1 7-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25+0.14 (0.39) - [7/7, 7x FMJ] [23:46] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Colt M1911A1 7-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25+0.14 (0.39) - [7/7, 7x FMJ] [23:46] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Colt M1911A1 7-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25+0.14 (0.39) - [7/7, 7x FMJ] [23:46] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] I dunno if it's to your tastes but I happened to have a spare one. [23:46] * Anya coughs and almost blurts out something about capitalist dogs. [23:48] <Anya> Looks good to me, I think... [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Let's play Quick-draw. Since we have 7 shots and not 6 like in the original game, we'll have to call that Seven Shot Quickdraw... Know how to play? [23:49] <Anya> ...Nnnnnope? [23:49] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] It's simple really. You load a handgun with six... well. Seven rounds here, put it in your holster, then whenever you're ready, quick draw and dump all seven shots on the target. [23:50] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Then your opponent goes and does the same, and so on, taking turns until you burn through all the mags for the match. We'll do three mags. Winner is whoever hit the target the most. Simple enough? [23:50] <Anya> Oh, well, sounds good to me. Sure sure. [23:51] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Alright. You start, then! [23:52] * Anya loads the handgun and slips it into her holster or pocket or whatever it is before standing, ready to go. [23:53] <&Hebizuka> *Quick-draw, turn 1. You may roll! Since you're shooting all seven rounds, you may @roll 7#2d6.* [23:53] <Anya> @roll 7#2d6 [23:53] <MazeBot> Anya: 7;8;7;9;5;2;9 [23:54] <&Hebizuka> *No malfunction has occurred.* [23:54] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 1-7: Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Miss, Miss, Hit.* [23:54] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 5 out of 7* [23:54] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Not bad at all, miss... What's your name, by the way? [23:55] <Anya> Err, Petrenko. Anya Petrenko. [23:55] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Ah, that's not a common name! But I like. Just call me Ben. I have a plain name. [23:56] <Anya> Sure thing, Ben. [23:56] <~SU_Tempest> *He loads his own handgun - which happens to be ANOTHER 1911.* [23:56] <~SU_Tempest> *Then, he fires.* [23:56] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 7#2d6 [23:56] <MazeBot> SU_Tempest: 9;7;7;10;6;8;7 [23:56] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 1-7: Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit, Hit* [23:56] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 6 out of 7* [23:57] <&Hebizuka> *Sergeant wins the first round* [23:57] * Anya is not surprised. [23:58] <&Hebizuka> *Round 2! Load the second magazine, then fire when ready.* [23:58] * Anya sighs and reloads the filthy trash gun before preparing to fire. [23:58] <Anya> @roll 7#2d6 [23:58] <MazeBot> Anya: 4;7;9;8;11;8;8 [00:00] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 1-7: Miss, Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit* [00:00] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 6 out of 7* [00:00] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] That's pretty nice. [00:01] * Anya mutters under her breath "For a terrible gun..." [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> *The Sergeant pretends he never heard that, and fires on his own.* [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 7#2d6 [00:03] <MazeBot> SU_Tempest: 4;6;5;6;2;3;6 [00:03] <&Hebizuka> *No malfunction occurred.* [00:03] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 1-7: Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss* [00:03] * Anya makes a Costanza face. [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> *The Sergeant sloooooooowly turns his head back to you again with an expression of... confusion.* [00:04] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] ...This is embarrassing. [00:04] <&Hebizuka> *You win the second round. By a huge margin.* [00:04] * Anya just stares. http://puu.sh/9b1E8/f20eaba3b1.jpg [00:05] * Anya just lifts her own handgun up and proceeds to reload it, before slipping it back into her holster and waiting. [00:06] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Okay um. Decency prevents me from saying "This didn't count". Let's do the last round. [00:06] <&Hebizuka> *Load your last mag, then get ready.* [00:07] <Anya> @roll 7#2d6 [00:07] <MazeBot> Anya: 7;8;7;3;4;3;12 [00:07] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 1-7: Hit, Hit, Hit, Miss, Miss, Miss, Critical hit* [00:07] <&Hebizuka> *Had the target been a real person and not a piece of steel, it would've suffered extra pain.* [00:09] <&Hebizuka> *Sergeant's turn...* [00:09] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 7#2d6 [00:09] <MazeBot> SU_Tempest: 6;2;9;4;7;5;3 [00:09] <&Hebizuka> *No malfunction.* [00:09] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 1-7: Miss, Miss, Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss, Miss* [00:09] <&Hebizuka> *You hit 4 times, he hit twice.* [00:09] <&Hebizuka> *Total scores // Anya: 15/21 - Sergeant: 8/21* [00:09] <&Hebizuka> *You won the Quickdraw game!* [00:10] * Anya success! Lenin guides my hand! [00:10] <&Hebizuka> *In shooting a Capitalist-made handgun.* [00:11] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Well... Damn. You should join the military with aim like that! And I need to train more because I made a total fool out of myself. [00:11] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Yknow what, that was such a nice win I think you deserve a gift. [00:11] * Anya sometimes needs to let Lenin take her sin. "I uhh... Well, I /was/ in the military before..." [00:11] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Before? [00:12] <Anya> I dunno, I might still be? I'm confused. Bah. [00:12] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Tell me, where do you come from...? [00:13] <Anya> Russia, why? [00:13] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Never heard of. You must be an otherworlder. Well, that doesn't matter, they'll take you if you apply, I'm sure of it. [00:13] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] As for my gift... [00:13] <&Hebizuka> *He plops a box of ammunition in front of you.* [00:14] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .45 ACP, FMJ, 50 rounds - weight 1 [00:14] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Take that. And keep the 1911 and the three mags. If you don't like it you can sell them later. Otherwise, enjoy; you deserve it more than me, clearly. [00:15] * Anya nods once before looking about. "Gotcha." [00:15] <&Hebizuka> *Mission complete!* [00:16] <~SU_Tempest> *The Sergeant waves, then leaves the room, mentioning how his day is now done.* [00:16] <&Hebizuka> *Take the gifts?* [00:16] <Anya> *Yeah. * [00:18] <&Hebizuka> *All items placed into backpack. Remember the 1911 is now unloaded (0+0/7).* [00:18] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main] 35.81/40 [00:18] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [00:19] <&Hebizuka> 8 rooms, 0 kills, 0 SEs, 1 mission, 0 Amulets, 0 P$, 0 Runs [00:19] <&Hebizuka> Total score: 18pts [00:19] <&Hebizuka> Position: 12th [00:20] <&Hebizuka> *No combat stats today.* [00:20] <&Hebizuka> *That's it for now.*