Log:Session 48 (Meta, no ontology)

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[11:33] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Jonah. You have visited 172 rooms. Next special room at the 75th. You're drunk, but also under the influence of other effects; though overall you are healthy. Your allies Raider and Ayako (currently turned into an iron golem) seem to be both OK. !mrooms3 to resume.* [11:33] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [11:33] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3979 - Front door: 3432 - Right door: 2822 - Roomstyle: 352 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [11:34] <+Jonah> TO FAME, WEALTH, AND SWEET HIPS MEN. CHARGE THROUGH THE FRONT! [11:37] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside an office, with its computers and usual clutter. You spot a tablet on one of the desks, and on another one, a sticky note has been placed on the monitor.* [11:37] <+Jonah> ...This hellhole has /tablets?/ [11:37] <&Hebizuka> *Not the computing tablet. The medical item.* [11:37] * +Jonah saunters on over to look at the sticky note and scan the newly-revealed medicine. [11:38] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS identified:* [Meds] White tablet - Flunitrazepam - Reduces by 5 turns the duration of all non-permanent secondary effects, 30% chances sudden death (roll 1d10, if 3 or less=death) - Weight: 0.1 [11:39] <+Jonah> ...Yeaaaaaah let's not use that. Like at all. [11:39] * +Jonah throws it on the floor and crushes it into a fine powder, grinding it beneath her heel as she reads the sticky note. [11:39] <&Hebizuka> *You destroyed the flunitrazepam tablet. It's unlikely anyone will swallow it now.* [11:40] <&Hebizuka> [Note] "ALL OTHER STATIONS ARE OUT OF ORDER, USE THIS ONE - LOGIN: GBURNETT ; PW: iet7thee5E" [11:42] <+Jonah> ...Man, these guys just - really suck at this password protection thing. [11:42] <+Jonah> Raider, you're not too hungry, are you? Because you might want to sit down and relax for this. [11:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'm fine, thanks. What will you do? Snoop on the computer? [11:42] * +Jonah pulls up a chair, cracks her knuckles, and logins to the station with the found password. [11:43] <+Jonah> Yup. Maybe download some lesbian porn to get Ayako in the mood when she turns back to normal. [11:43] <~SU_Tempest> *The merc chuckles, assuming it to be a joke. He then pulls one of the chairs and sits down.* [11:43] <&Hebizuka> [Computer] *Login... Access granted. Welcome back, Guadalupe Burnett.* [11:44] <&Hebizuka> *On the desktop, you see the MazeNet icon, an application shortcut named "Sector Monitor", and a text file titled "admin_note.txt".* [11:44] <+Jonah> *Well, let's bring up the files. Come on - WAIT A SEC I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA.* [11:44] <+Jonah> But first, the admin note. [11:46] <&Hebizuka> [Text file] "Hello, this is the Sector Monitor admin. I have heard that you guys in 3432 have had a little accident with your computers, of the "someone fried three hard drives" kind, and not this one because it happened to be lucky and avoid the hail of bullets. The new PCs are coming in three weeks, for now you'll have to do with using Mrs. Burnett's computer." *Read more?* [11:47] <+Jonah> *Yesm!* [11:49] <&Hebizuka> [Text file] "As you guys know already I'm sure, Mrs. Burnett is on temporary leave. Don't worry, we will find the people responsible for her wounds. But work has to continue. You will have to take turns to make your reports on this one PC until we send you the new ones. Your SM login credentials should still work even through Burnett's session. -SM SysAdmin" [11:50] <+Jonah> Alright - Sector Monitor now. [11:50] <+Jonah> ...Not that it particularly matters. This teleporting shtick is annoying. [11:53] <&Hebizuka> *You launch the Sector Monitor application. A jingle plays, and a fullscreen splash logo appears, showing in big letters the words "SECTOR MONITOR".* [11:54] <&Hebizuka> *It then asks you for login information.* [11:54] <+Jonah> ...Well, might as well try it - GBURNETT, iet7thee5E. [11:55] <+Jonah> The stuff from the sticky note. [11:55] <&Hebizuka> [SMonitor] Access denied. [11:56] <&Hebizuka> *It seems Sector Monitor requires its own login credentials.* [11:56] <+Jonah> Le sigh. [11:56] <+Jonah> Alright, porn it is. [11:57] * +Jonah backs out and heads into Mazenet, to search for delicious porn. [11:58] <&Hebizuka> [Search] Enter your search query. [11:58] <+Jonah> ...Real Shrine Maiden Sluts? [11:58] <+Jonah> If this actually brings up anything I swear. [11:59] <&Hebizuka> *Search returns one result.* [11:59] <&Hebizuka> *It proposes accessing a website called "Hot Coffee", which touts itself as a repository of voyeur porn; with one section per profession. "Shrine Maiden", unsurprisingly, is one.* [12:00] <+Jonah> Pffffffffffffffft. Bring it up, then! [12:00] <+Jonah> I will laugh /so hard/ if it's that miko from earlier. [12:02] <&Hebizuka> [HotCoffee] REAL pictures of REAL people doing naughty things at work! Enter a job name, or access the Rewards program. [12:02] <+Jonah> A /rewards/ program? [12:02] <+Jonah> Oh yes, tell me more you magical machine. [12:03] <&Hebizuka> [HotCoffee] HOT COFFEE REWARDS PROGRAM - You got the pics? We got the money! [CURRENTLY IN CLOSED BETA - COMING SOON.] [12:03] <+Jonah> FUCK. [12:03] <&Hebizuka> *It appears that this is a WIP section of the website. Come back later...* [12:03] <+Jonah> IT /better/ be coming soon, I need regular cash flow damn it. [12:04] * +Jonah grumbles and swears under her breath as she searches for shrine maidens. [12:06] <&Hebizuka> *The website shows 559 images, most of which of poor resolution, with the occasional nice gem. All appear to be candid shots - the occasional nipple slip, panty shot, with full nudes being rare, and anything harder, inexistant.* [12:07] <+Jonah> Man, this is kinda boring. [12:08] * +Jonah heads back to Mazenet proper to search for 'lesbian tanuki porn'. [12:08] <+Jonah> And after this I'm donw. [12:10] <&Hebizuka> *Search offers two results: Underground Fetish Gallery (which you have visited before) and a website you haven't seen before, Sexy Unique Xenos, touting itself as a specialized repository of non-human porn (youkai, monster, animal, anything goes).* [12:11] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider takes a curious peek over your shoulder.* [12:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] "Sexy Unique Xenos?" This site must be new... Man, do they suck at coming up with names. [12:11] <+Jonah> But hey, it'd be good for a laugh, don't you think~? [12:12] <+Jonah> *Click!* [12:12] <&Hebizuka> *You are greeted with a dark-colored site theme, and a few categories. Enter a creature name.* [12:13] <+Jonah> Tanuki! [12:13] <+Jonah> ...Oh god, Ayako's gonna be on this site isn't she. [12:13] <+Jonah> Like, drunken pictures of her body. [12:14] <&Hebizuka> *There is 312 pictures solely for tanuki. They are unnamed, or don't appear to be identifiable in any obvious way, but none seem to be Ayako. A majority feature X-female tanuki actresses, showing off penile (and testicular) dimensions you believe so little, you think they have been Photoshopped with whatever passes as the equivalent of Photoshop in the Mazes.* [12:16] <+Jonah> ...Ehhhhh. [12:16] <+Jonah> Raider, want to grab some funtime material before we go? [12:16] <&Hebizuka> *There IS O-female actresses, but there's maybe half a dozen of pictures of lesbian scenes.* [12:16] <&Hebizuka> *All of which are the same scissoring scene taken in various angles.* [12:16] <&Hebizuka> *You have the distinct impression they are screenshots from a movie or a video file.* [12:18] * +Jonah clicks her tongue as she takes in the screenshots. A shame she doesn't have a video camera, or some other way to grab the movie on the go. Still, she has enough space to print out the climax picture - might as well leave with something. [12:18] <+Jonah> So, Raider? Yae or nae on the porn? [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'm a bit old to watch porn. If I wanted funtimes I have cash for escorts. [12:20] <+Jonah> Aren't those illegal? [12:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Not really. Are they, where you come from? [12:20] <+Jonah> Not at all! Just - I thought calling in sex workers was illegal. [12:20] <+Jonah> ...Not sure where I got that info, now that I think about it. [12:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Who they -work for- tend to be shady, yes... [12:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] But the cops can't really arrest anyone for having sex and being paid for it. It gets a little silly. [12:21] * +Jonah tries to figure out how to print out the picture, before stretching up and, well, waiting for it to print. [12:22] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [12:22] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5200 - Front door: 6512 - Right door: 7451 - Roomstyle: 61 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:22] <~SU_Tempest> *You find out the printer is missing entirely.* [12:22] <~SU_Tempest> *Either there was never one, or it was destroyed too.* [12:22] <+Jonah> Want to share that phone number? I could go for a good time. [12:22] <+Jonah> ...Well that was a waste of time. [12:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] What phone number? [12:22] <+Jonah> Come on, Ayako, we'll get in some quality time later. [12:22] <+Jonah> Oh. [12:22] <+Jonah> I, uh. [12:22] <&Hebizuka> *The tanuki-turned-golem moves.* [12:22] <+Jonah> I kinda assumed you knew a number to, well. [12:23] <+Jonah> Call escorts. [12:23] * +Jonah heads through the front door in the mean time, having thoroughly wasted her time. [12:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Not anyone specifically, no. [12:25] <+Jonah> But generally? [12:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I could find my way to one, if I wanted to. [12:26] <+Jonah> I'll pay for you /and/ me if you can hook us up when this is all over. [12:26] <&Hebizuka> *Your vision loses sharpness, and returns to normal.* [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] We'll see. [12:28] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a scratched room. There is @graffiti on the walls... as well as a syringe in the corner.* [12:28] <+Jonah> @graffiti [12:28] <MazeBot> busted [12:29] <+Jonah> No money on this being bad drug. [12:29] * +Jonah quickly waves the syringe against her item scanner thing. [12:30] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS:* [Meds] Syringe - Morphine - Pain-75%, Strength-30% for 4d6 turns, -4d25 libido - Weight: 0.1 [12:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] You should never make any bets in your life, then. [12:30] <+Jonah> What are you talking about, this thing /destroys/ libido. [12:31] * +Jonah slips it into her pack regardless, before... [12:31] <+Jonah> !mrooms1 [12:31] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 994 - Roomstyle: 144 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [12:31] <+Jonah> The only door, then. [12:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main) 56.38/60 [12:32] <&Hebizuka> *You meet with the teleporting keypad, once again.* [12:33] <+Jonah> Got any places to be, Raider? [12:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Going where you will be going. [12:36] <+Jonah> Mmmm... [12:36] <+Jonah> I need new batteries. [12:36] * +Jonah tugs out her phone, and presses in 5-WRK-SHOP. [12:38] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] *Dialing... * [12:39] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] Hello, you have reached the Engineering telephone service. We are unable to determine your location; please indicate your sector number by typing it on your phone keys, in order to locate the nearest workshop. [12:41] <+Jonah> Uh... 09? [12:41] <+Jonah> That was the number when we came in - that's how it works, I think. [12:41] <+Jonah> We're in SEctor 09. [12:42] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] The nearest engineering workshop has been located in Room 3927 (sector 39). Thank you for using the Engineering telephone service.* [12:42] <&Hebizuka> *Click.* [12:42] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] (Battery: 1/6) [12:45] * +Jonah shrugs, and punches in 3927. [12:45] <+Jonah> Time to unload some gems. [12:45] <&Hebizuka> *You're immediately teleported inside an engineering workshop.* [12:46] <+Jonah> Hello! Today's your lucky day, because I have /so many/ gems to trade for batteries! [12:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] That would be nice if I had phone batteries to sell. Because I don't. [12:47] <+Jonah> Welp that was a total waste of battery. [12:48] <+Jonah> Do you have phones? [12:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] No. [12:50] <+Jonah> Fucking hell, that was a phone charge I could have spent on hookers or blow. [12:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Shit happens... [12:50] * +Jonah gives a quick scan of her Protecta, just to check how beat up it is. [12:50] <+Jonah> Screw it, let's just tune up our weapons. [12:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] By the way, what the heck is that huge lump of metal behind you two? [12:50] <+Jonah> Oh? Oh, that's just Ayako. [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Sorry, what? [12:51] <+Jonah> She's not for sell, I promised her. [12:51] <+Jonah> Her name. It's Ayako. [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] "Her"? [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Isn't ...that... a golem? [12:51] <+Jonah> Yeah, can't you tell? [12:51] <+Jonah> Wow. [12:51] <+Jonah> Racist. [12:51] <+Jonah> Golems have genders too. [12:51] <+Jonah> Isn't that right, Ayako? [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Usually golems would be wrecking everything. Why isn't this one? [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Ayako doesn't move.* [12:51] <+Jonah> I tamed her with the power of love. [12:52] <+Jonah> People just need to be nicer to other people more often. [12:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Yeah well, you keep her in check with that love of yours. I don't want my room to be a mess. [12:52] <+Jonah> Wow. [12:52] <+Jonah> Lewd. [12:53] * +Jonah throws her Protecta through the ICIS scanner again, grumbling at how long it takes to get readings on the thing. [12:53] <+Jonah> Raider, let me scan your weapons too. We need them to be tip-top shape. [12:54] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS:* Armsel Protecta ; Condition: 56.96% (Fair) - Cleanliness: 94.80% (Clean) [12:55] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS:* Raider's Beretta ARX-160 ; Condition: 65.92% (Fair) - Cleanliness: 76.67% (Clean) [12:55] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS:* Raider's Beretta M9 ; Condition: 72.97% (Good) ; Cleanliness: 69.85% (Clean) [12:56] <+Jonah> Alrighty. Engineer, think you can tune up our weapons a bit? [12:56] <+Jonah> Change out parts, clean 'em up, the whole nine yards? [12:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Full repairs and cleaning for those three guns? [12:58] <+Jonah> Yup. Though if you could list individual prices for each gun, that'd be great. [13:00] <&Hebizuka> =Workshop= [13:00] <&Hebizuka> Repair (Protecta) - 430 P$ [13:00] <&Hebizuka> Clean (Protecta) - 52 P$ [13:00] <&Hebizuka> Repair (ARX-160) - 341 P$ [13:00] <&Hebizuka> Clean (ARX-160) - 233 P$ [13:00] <&Hebizuka> Repair (M9) - 270 P$ [13:00] <&Hebizuka> Clean (M9) - 302 P$ [13:00] <&Hebizuka> Total: 1628 P$ [13:01] <+Jonah> Well, alright. Give me just a second... [13:01] * +Jonah sits down to pull out all of her valuables, except for the gold lighter and pen. [13:02] <+Jonah> I'd like to use these to cover the cost. 7 gems and a Platinum wire. [13:19] <&Hebizuka> =SELLING= [13:19] <&Hebizuka> Sapphire - 411 P$ [13:19] <&Hebizuka> Ruby - 816 P$ [13:19] <&Hebizuka> Cinnabar - 130 P$ [13:19] <&Hebizuka> Cinnabar - 81 P$ [13:19] <&Hebizuka> Yellow glass - 4 P$ [13:19] <&Hebizuka> Yellow-green glass - 4 P$ [13:19] <&Hebizuka> Platinum wire - 711 P$ [13:19] <&Hebizuka> Impure diamond - 118 P$ [13:19] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 2275 P$ [13:19] <&Hebizuka> After purchases: 647 P$ remaining [13:20] <+Jonah> That'll do it! And 647 in credit, not bad at all. [13:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] What's your name? [13:24] <+Jonah> Jonah - which reminds me, how much are the cleaning kits? [13:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] 200 a pop. Though there are pending legal changes, from what I heard. Higher-ups talk about changing legal costs. [13:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Right now, I'd say it's more advantageous to clean your stuff with the kits than here. [13:26] <+Jonah> I'm paying for the professional touch. How much do the kits weigh? [13:26] <~SU_Tempest> *One unit each.* [13:27] <+Jonah> Then - add a cleaning kit to my purchases. Just the one. [13:27] <+Jonah> And that'll be that! [13:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Well ,that's good, it was my last one. With this, I substract another 200... and that'll be 447 P$ added to your workshop credit. This works? [13:29] <+Jonah> Yup yup. [13:31] <&Hebizuka> [Item] (Firearm maintenance) Gun Cleaning Kit (GCK) - Restores a firearm's Reliability. Can be used up to 3 times before depletion. [13:32] <&Hebizuka> *The engineer spends a bit of time on your firearms...* [13:32] <+Jonah> Thank you kindly~! [13:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] All right. Here are your weapons. [13:37] <+Jonah> Nice and clean! [13:37] <~SU_Tempest> *He lays down the three firearms; which now look as if they came straight out of the factory.* [13:37] * +Jonah brings up the Protecta to cuddle it against her nonexistent bosom, sighing happily in the process. [13:37] <+Jonah> Raider, what do you think? [13:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Perfect. Haven't had them in such a nice shape in a while. [13:39] <+Jonah> Spend more of your money on escorts than weapons, eh? [13:40] <+Jonah> Thanks a lot, Engineer! See you later. [13:40] * +Jonah gives him a quick bow of gratitude, before heading out the front door. [13:40] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:40] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 4649 - Front door: 3709 - Right door: 4162 - Roomstyle: 37 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [13:42] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 180th.* [13:44] <&Hebizuka> *A grassy, featureless room. Two creatures are present; they appear to be two Cuegles, which are unique humanoid demons with three arms but no hands nor fingers, one horn on the forehead, and three eyes on the face.* [13:46] * +Jonah promptly Ninja Speed her ways to the doors. Fuck unnecessary combat. [13:49] <&Hebizuka> *Raider can't exactly ninja speed HIS way, nor can Ayako. They must both roll to escape... Confirm you want to get away anyway?* [13:49] <+Jonah> *Ffffffff. To cover, then!* [13:50] <&Hebizuka> *Well, roll for cover, then!* [13:51] <+Jonah> @cover [13:51] <MazeBot> A metallic file case full of papers. (Health: 35, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [13:53] <&Hebizuka> *You immediately and stealthily hide behind the file case. Raider follows, maintaining stealth as well. Ayako is a bit too slow, and the THUMP, THUMP of her footsteps has attracted the demons' attention to her.* [13:53] <+Jonah> Ugh, this is a waste of ammo, I swear. Raider, shotgun or sniper rifle? [13:53] <+Jonah> I don't know what to use here. [13:54] <&Hebizuka> *YOUR turns do not happen since the cuegle are now aware of you; stealth was broken, because of Ayako; THEY get to attack.* [13:54] <&Hebizuka> *They both barrel towards Ayako, horn forwards, charging and yelling with horrible raucuous voices, bypassing the cover easily.* [13:54] <&Hebizuka> *First cuegle...* [13:54] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [13:54] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [13:56] <&Hebizuka> *Second cuegle...* [13:56] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [13:56] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [13:57] <&Hebizuka> *CLONK!* [13:57] <&Hebizuka> *The cuegle bounces back on his ass - he failed to event dent Ayako's iron hide!* [13:57] <&Hebizuka> *Both of them are now on your side, within melee range.* [13:57] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [13:57] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [13:58] <+Jonah> *Nothing. I want to see how good Raider and Ayako handle this.* [14:03] <&Hebizuka> *You will do nothing this turn. Ayako will attempt to HULKSMASH the Cuegle that tried to horn her... if Raider doesn't get them first; he will fire 12 rounds; six shots full-auto at each, turning his laser sight on and using the reflex sight to fire at both's chest.* [14:03] <&Hebizuka> *Meanwhile, the first cuegle notices you exist, so he tries to horn-charge YOU. The other attacks Ayako again.* [14:04] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Cuegle, Raider, Ayako* [14:07] <&Hebizuka> *First cuegle...* [14:07] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [14:07] <MazeBot> [WEAK POINT] Genitals [14:07] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [14:07] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [14:07] <&Hebizuka> *You watch a tiny humanoid demon zoom very quickly past you, between your legs, having narrowly missed your crotch area with its impaling horn. Whew.* [14:09] <&Hebizuka> *Second cuegle...* [14:09] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [14:09] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [14:09] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [14:09] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [14:10] <&Hebizuka> *It strikes on the equivalent of Ayako's right arm. And again. CLONK it goes. It does precisely nothing.* [14:18] <&Hebizuka> *Raider's turn...* [14:20] <&Hebizuka> @roll 6#2d6 vsFirst [14:20] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, vsFirst: 9;5;10;5;12;12 [14:20] <&Hebizuka> @roll 6#2d6 vsSecond [14:20] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, vsSecond: 7;9;7;4;6;6 [14:22] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6 vs Cuegle1: Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss, Critical hit, Critical hit* [14:22] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6 vs Cuegle2: Hit, Hit, Hit, Miss, Miss, Miss.* [14:23] <&Hebizuka> *Raider OPERATES like a true OPERATOR, and kills both targets!* [14:24] <&Hebizuka> Raider [Beretta ARX-160] Cuegle [14:24] <&Hebizuka> Raider [Beretta ARX-160] Cuegle [14:24] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [14:24] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako ends up hulk-smashing a dead body, but it's not like it matters a lot.* [14:25] <Jonah> ...Wait what [14:25] <Jonah> Wha - huh? [14:25] <Jonah> What just happened? [14:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I did my job. That's what happened. [14:26] <~SU_Tempest> *He switches his laser sight off.* [14:27] <Jonah> No, but - we were /sneaking,/ and suddenly they're here. [14:27] <Jonah> Dead? [14:27] <Jonah> What. [14:27] <Jonah> Just - being drunk sucks. [14:27] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [14:27] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1170 - Front door: 7493 - Right door: 1344 - Roomstyle: 264 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:27] <Jonah> Let's go to the front door. [14:56] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a regular, featureless room. A shrine maiden is present, though she appears... strange. As if basking in some sort of holy light, despite there are no rays or light sources to cause it.* [15:01] <Jonah> Er... hello there, Miss. [15:01] <Jonah> Are... are you okay? [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] ...the Gods... the Gods spoke to me directly... they've enlightened me... I can guide you, I can guide your path... Contestant, please follow me... [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> *She seems in trance. Do you wish to follow her?* [15:03] <Jonah> *Yes!* [15:03] <&Hebizuka> *Roll the next doors; you must follow her (meaning she 'picks' the doors) through until getting to the destination.* [15:04] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [15:04] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 87 - Front door: 2036 - Right door: 7492 - Roomstyle: 494 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [15:04] <&Hebizuka> *She doesn't seem very aware of her surroundings, you may have to protect her if needed.* [15:05] <&Hebizuka> * She starts going towards the right door...* [15:05] <Jonah> Please be careful, Miss! I don't want you getting hur...t. Welp [15:05] * Jonah follows after her! [15:06] <&Hebizuka> *She also appears to be unarmed.* [15:06] <Jonah> Oh gods I hope you know how to take cover. [15:08] <&Hebizuka> *You feel less drunk. In fact, the buzz is starting to wear off.* [15:08] <&Hebizuka> *Your vision momentarily re-sharpens again.* [15:09] <&Hebizuka> *You waddle inside an armory, with the shrine maiden droning on forwards slowly but without stopping. There is a weapon in the locker here, and a small amount of cash on the table.* [15:09] <Jonah> Ffffffff. [15:10] <Jonah> Raider, grab the gun, I'll get the cash! [15:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Not sure it's worth taking. [15:10] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Calico M960A submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | Foregrip(I) | Calico 50-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 - [46+1/50, 47x FMJ] - Cond: Worn / Clns: Grimy [15:10] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 39 P$ [15:10] * Jonah tries to finish the looting in a hurry, shoving the small amount of cash haphazardly into her pack. [15:10] <Jonah> Then screw it! [15:11] <Jonah> OH MY GOD WHY IS SHE WALKING SO FAST. [15:11] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [15:11] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 7469 - Front door: 903 - Right door: 5047 - Roomstyle: 392 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [15:11] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 2000 in pouch + 39 in pack.* [15:11] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main) 56.87/60 [15:11] <&Hebizuka> *She drones on towards the left door, still mystically guided.* [15:12] <&Hebizuka> *Follow her?* [15:12] <Jonah> Follow her! [15:14] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room with only one door ahead. The room appears to be completely empty, and the mystic shrine maiden continues walking without stopping...* [15:15] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [15:15] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 7078 - Roomstyle: 389 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [15:15] <&Hebizuka> *...and fortunately, without triggering a trap.* [15:15] <Jonah> This'll be fun. Follow on, wayward sons, they'll be peace when we are done. [15:15] <Jonah> Or, some - HOLY SHIT. [15:16] <&Hebizuka> *Your vision returns to normal.* [15:16] * Jonah takes great pains to instruct Raider and Ayako to /not trigger the trap./ [15:17] <&Hebizuka> *The trap that doesn't exist.* [15:17] <Jonah> Oh. [15:17] <Jonah> Well then. [15:17] <Jonah> Door! [15:17] <&Hebizuka> *You are led inside a hub room. On the left: Delicatessen. On the right: Slot machine. But it appears the shrine maiden has already decided for you; you're going to the regular, featureless room with the delicatessen opened inside.* [15:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I can perhaps stop her if you want to buy groceries... [15:19] <Jonah> I do, I /really/ do. [15:19] <Jonah> Don't stop her, though. We can always hunt something, and Ayako doesn't need to eat. [15:20] <Jonah> Man if I don't get a kiss out of this I swear. [15:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Your call, miss. [15:32] <&Hebizuka> *She waddles on forwards, to the front door...* [15:32] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 190th.* [15:33] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [15:33] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2699 - Front door: 4806 - Right door: 5909 - Roomstyle: 12 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [15:35] <&Hebizuka> *You go up a flight of stairs, reaching a scratched room, where @graffiti can be seen. A creature is lurking in the room; it appears to be a cyclops, carrying a bundle of spears in one hand, and another single spear in the other... and the shrine maiden doesn't even stop or try to sidestep. It's time to make a -quick- decision...* [15:37] <Jonah> *3 Shots, Protecta, Cyclops' Head* [15:38] <&Hebizuka> *Raider draws his M9 and attempts to dump five shots in the cyclops' chest. The cyclops will attempt throwing one of its spears at the shrine maiden!* [15:39] <Jonah> FUCK [15:39] <&Hebizuka> *Unfortunately, despite nearly drawing as fast as the cyclops can react, the latter is faster.* [15:39] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Cyclops, Raider, You.* [15:40] <&Hebizuka> *Cyclops...* [15:40] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:40] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [15:40] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [15:40] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [15:40] <&Hebizuka> *The shrine maiden receives a pilum square in the stomach. She crumbles on her knees and writhes in pain, but it seems she survived nevertheless...* [15:41] <Jonah> Oh HOLY FUCK HOW DID YOU LIVE THROUGH THAT [15:41] <&Hebizuka> *The spear tore open a wound, and she's now bleeding and shaking on the floor.* [15:42] <&Hebizuka> *Raider's turn...* [15:42] <&Hebizuka> @roll 5#2d6 [15:42] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6;6;3;5;9 [15:43] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Hit.* [15:43] <&Hebizuka> *The cyclops shudders, but hasn't been stopped.* [15:43] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [15:44] <Jonah> @roll 3#2d6 [15:44] <MazeBot> Jonah: 8;10;11 [15:44] <&Hebizuka> *Vs Head: score -1. Shotgun choke: score +1.* [15:45] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit (7 pel), Hit (8 pel), Hit (7 pel)* [15:45] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 3/3 hits, 22 pellets hit* [15:45] <&Hebizuka> *The cyclops' head has been disfigured, dismantled, and disrupted all at once.* [15:46] <&Hebizuka> Jonah [Protecta] Cyclops /H\ [B] [15:46] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [15:47] * Jonah rushes as fast as she can to the Miko's side, taking out as many rolls of bandage as she needs to patch the other girl up. [15:48] <Jonah> Raider, hold her down, I don't want her getting up for a while! [15:49] <&Hebizuka> *Raider does as instructed, while the miko slowly pulls out the pilum herself, as if it was nothing. It doesn't stop the bleeding, though.* [15:50] <Jonah> How can the gods be /so stupid,/ this fucking - [15:51] <&Hebizuka> *She tries to stand back up and continue walking DESPITE THE GAPING AND BLEEDING WOUND.* [15:51] <&Hebizuka> *But Raider holds her down.* [15:51] <&Hebizuka> *Consume 1 bandage to treat her?* [15:51] * Jonah screams out countless curses and obsenities as she pulls up the Miko's top, far too interested in, you know, keeping her /alive/ to enjoy the sights. [15:52] <&Hebizuka> *You've applied the bandage to the enlightened miko. She is no longer bleeding.* [15:52] <Jonah> *Yes. And a Morphine shot for the pain.* [15:52] <&Hebizuka> *6 bandages remaining in backpack.* [15:52] <&Hebizuka> *You've applied the shot of morphine to the enlightened miko. She is no longer in pain.* [15:53] <Jonah> Raider, you know more about this than I do - I have a field surgury kit, do you think this /idiot/ needs it? [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] She'll be fine. The blade didn't dig deep. [15:54] <&Hebizuka> *The miko is all set and ready. Raider helps her on her feet, and without a word, she continues. But the morphine forces her to be a lot slower than she was. You can pretty much keep up and go at your pace from now on, but she still picks the door.* [15:54] <Jonah> /She took a goddamn spear to the chest how is she still alive./ [15:54] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider examines the spear.* [15:54] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Roman pilum - Piercing. Weight: 5 [15:55] <Jonah> That's - you know what, fuck it. We have a /ton/ of meat and the miko isn't going anywhere. [15:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I've seen better spears. [15:55] <Jonah> I'm butchering this piece of shit cyclops and /eating his goddamn ete./ [15:55] <Jonah> Eye* [15:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] And throwing them isn't really the best way to kill someone with it. [15:56] <&Hebizuka> *The eye has been thoroughly destroyed along with the rest of the head due to your buckshot.* [15:56] <Jonah> *THE REST OF HIS BODY THEN.* [15:56] <&Hebizuka> *Thankfully the rest of the body is butcherable and Raider's only bullet didn't damage a lot of the meat.* [15:57] <Jonah> Raider, eat your fill - and /ugh,/ we should probably feed the miko too. [15:57] <Jonah> Fucking gods, don't even take good care of the faithful. [15:57] * Jonah pulls out the KABAR and gets to work. [16:00] <&Hebizuka> *You butcher the dead cyclops as best as you can, despite your rudimentary skills. You extract the following:* [16:00] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - 20x Raw game meat, cyclops - 1d7 - Weight: 1/item (total 20) [16:01] * Jonah gently grabs the Miko and pulls her over to the Cyclops corpse, using her other hand to start scarfing down food - let's make it 4 pieces for now. [16:01] <Jonah> Raider, eat up. [16:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'll be fine, no thanks. [16:02] <&Hebizuka> *You stuff yourself with cyclops meat; despite raw, it's tender and delicious! You feel satiated.* [16:02] <Jonah> Okay, but if you die of starvation it is /absolutely not my fault./ Now help me feed the miko. [16:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I am not hungry. [16:04] <~SU_Tempest> *The shrine maiden just wants to get up and continue. She refuses to eat.* [16:04] <Jonah> Ugh, you're both impossible I swear. Fine, then - help me carry as much meat as we can. [16:05] <&Hebizuka> *Raider can stuff 10 pieces in his bag before running out of space.* [16:05] <&Hebizuka> *He does so, leaving 6 on the floor.* [16:05] * Jonah takes the time - now that the shrine maiden's stopped moving so fast - to reload the Protecta with buckshot, before using all of her remaining space to carry the meat. [16:06] <Jonah> *And if there's still not enough room, I'll stuff a piece of meat down the Miko's pants.* [16:06] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Armsel Protecta: +3x Buck [12/12, 12x Buck] [16:06] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge buckshot remaining: 29 in backpack.* [16:07] <&Hebizuka> *You don't have enough space to carry all six (61.72/60). You can only carry four.* [16:08] <Jonah> *Four it is. And the Miko's carrying one.* [16:09] <&Hebizuka> *You stuff one piece of meat in the miko's pocket. It looks silly, but it works.* [16:09] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [16:09] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6529 - Front door: 5808 - Right door: 2644 - Roomstyle: 128 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:10] <Jonah> Lead the way, ya broad. [16:10] <&Hebizuka> *She drones towards the front door.* [16:11] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a warehouse room. There is an undelivered shipment of ammunition sitting in a crate here... right next to a huge rifle.* [16:11] <Jonah> Oh, /hello./ [16:11] <Jonah> Actually, wait, Raider, do we still have that armor we found earlier? [16:12] <Jonah> If we didn't dump it, help me put it on the miko. [16:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I don't carry it, no. [16:17] <Jonah> Yeah, that's what I thought. [16:17] * Jonah jogs over to the rifle and the ammo both, scanning everything of worth with her aug. [16:18] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Barrett M82A1M sniper rifle | .50 BMG - Semi-auto | M.Brake(I), Bipod(S), Scope[Redfield,7x], Rail | M82 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: Unsparable - [0+0/10, Empty] - Cond: 78% (Good) / Clns: 70% (Clean) [16:18] <&Hebizuka> =Shipment= [16:18] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Ammo box of 43mm VGM-93.400 flashbang, 12 rounds - [12/12] - Weight: 12 [16:18] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .44 Magnum, FMJ, 25 rounds - Weight: 0.5 [16:18] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge belted, CAWS flechette, 3 rounds - Weight: 0.15 [16:18] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Bulk can of .44 AMP, FMJ, 500 rounds - [500/500]- Weight: 10 [16:19] <Jonah> Ugh. Ughhhhh. I want to sell these. [16:19] <Jonah> Damnit. [16:20] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [16:20] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1156 - Front door: 795 - Right door: 145 - Roomstyle: 488 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [16:20] <&Hebizuka> *Raider stops and considers something...* [16:20] <Jonah> I'm saving my last battery charge for emergencies, so unless you're willing to use yours I'm vetoing it. [16:21] <&Hebizuka> *He picks up the Barrett and tries to attract Ayako's attention.* [16:21] <Jonah> ...No way. [16:21] <Jonah> No fucking way. [16:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Hey, hunk of steel. I know you can't -use- it, but can you at least -carry- it? [16:21] <Jonah> That's - ahahahahaha no way. [16:21] <Jonah> Oh my god Raider, if this works /let me have your babies./ [16:22] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako slooooowly tries to reach for the rifle, but punts it out of Raider's hands - her fist remaining balled, since she's... an iron golem.* [16:22] <&Hebizuka> *Raider seems disappointed.* [16:22] <Jonah> Oh, good. I don't have to - hey, there's an idea. [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Sigh. [16:22] <Jonah> Miko! Oh, Miko~ [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> *She doesn't listen. She drones on forwards.* [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> *Towards the right door.* [16:23] * Jonah grabs the Barrett and drags the hunk of metal over to her, before - damn it. [16:23] <Jonah> Yeah, that's a lost cause. Let's go. [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider thinks "fuck it" and hulks the Barrett in his hands - taking it from yours.* [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I have trouble parting ways with a four-thousand-parallar rifle. I'd rather keep it. [16:25] <&Hebizuka> *The miko goes on, towards the right door. Follow her?* [16:25] <Jonah> *Yes yes!* [16:25] <Jonah> So long as we split the money when we sell it. [16:26] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a shrine. The shrine maiden finally stops and kneels before the altar, as you make your entrance. She prosternates herself, probably to the Gods.* [16:26] <Jonah> THANK. [16:26] <&Hebizuka> *It seems you reached the destination.* [16:26] <Jonah> FUCKING. [16:26] <Jonah> GODS. [16:26] * Jonah proceeds to collapse in a heap of stress and exhaustion. [16:27] <&Hebizuka> *Suddenly, a burst of light occurs, seemingly coming from the altar itself!* [16:27] <&Hebizuka> *A floating object appears out of thin air!* [16:27] * Jonah also decides to finally, you know, /examine/ the presumably pretty lady she was escorting to the shr HOLY SHIT. [16:28] <Jonah> Oh goddamnit it's another amulet isn't it. [16:28] <&Hebizuka> *You have obtained the Amulet of the South!* [16:28] <Jonah> That's. Hoooray. [16:28] <&Hebizuka> *It hovers towards you, and "wears" itself. Three down, one to go. Your clothing and armor suddenly feels a lot more durable.* [16:29] <Jonah> Yeah, 'cause that's totally what I need. [16:29] * Jonah grunts, distinctly unenthused at the light show, and saunters her way up to the shrine to take a better look at the Miko. Is she more 'there' now that she's home? [16:30] <Jonah> *And, you know, actually see what she looks like.* [16:30] <&Hebizuka> *It seems so, actually. The shrine maiden has snapped out of her trance.* [16:30] <Jonah> Oh. Oh! Hey there, toots. Glad you're back in the world of the living. [16:31] <&Hebizuka> *The shrine maiden is a middle-aged, brown-skinned female. She is small, of average constitution, has very short, dyed-orange hair, a pair of blue-green eyes, which would be behind sunglasses if she hadn't forgotten to pick them back up during the cyclops fight, and with a partially seen tattoo on the back.* [16:32] <&Hebizuka> *She also has a pair of small, almost flat breasts.* [16:32] <Jonah> Do you remember what happened? [16:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] K-Kind of?... I'm not sure... It felt like a dream. S-so you are the Contestant, huh? [16:33] <Jonah> M-hmm~ And you just helped me find the Amulet of the South. [16:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] Praise the Gods... I'm sorry if I can't be of use... I feel a little light-headed, must be tiredness... And and... thanks for the medical assistance! [16:34] * Jonah flashes her what she hopes is a pretty smile, while showing them amulets off. "I'm grateful for your help. You're not too sore, are you? Your chest took a beating a bit earlier, and I'm not the best medic in the world." [16:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] It's fine, it's fine... You did your best. I'm not bleeding, that's what matters, huh?... [16:36] <Jonah> Yeah - but make sure you get yourself checked at the hospital, okay? You lost a bit of blood, and bandages and morphine don't help with torso damage. [16:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] I just wanna go to sleep right now, hehee.. [16:36] <Jonah> Oh - oh, that reminds! When we found you, you didn't have a weapon. Do you remember where you put it? [16:37] <Jonah> I'll let you sleep in a moment, miss - just gotta make sure you'll be okay when we leave. [16:37] <~SU_Tempest> *She instinctively pats her right thigh.* [16:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] Oh man. Did I leave without my gun again? I am SUCH a ditz, I'm so sorry... [16:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] In this case I better close the shrine and go to my bedroom right now! S-sorry, I need to leave! Stay safe! [16:37] <~SU_Tempest> *She hurries out of one of the doors.* [16:37] <Jonah> It's fine, I promise - you weren't too much trouble at - WAIT MY MEAT! [16:38] <Jonah> Ffffffffffffffffffff. [16:38] <~SU_Tempest> *She already left. Completely failing to notice the slab of meat that was in her LEFT pocket.* [16:38] <Jonah> Gods damnit. [16:38] * Jonah grumbles and sighs and sighs and grumbles, as she deposits a cool 539 P$ into the shrine, before praying. [16:38] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider scratches his forehead.* [16:39] <Jonah> Mmm? Penny for your thoughts, Raider? [16:39] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried remaining: 1500 P$* [16:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Just that it's a bit silly. [16:39] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6 to pray.* [16:40] <Jonah> @roll 2d6 [16:40] <MazeBot> Jonah: 9 [16:40] <&Hebizuka> *Bonus +2 for donating.* [16:40] <&Hebizuka> *Total score: 11.* [16:40] <&Hebizuka> *You feel your mind is surrounded in divine hope.* [16:41] <Jonah> Divine /loving/ would have been better. Man, she was a cutie - iffy on the hair, but still. [16:41] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [16:41] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1428 - Front door: 3698 - Right door: 88 - Roomstyle: 546 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [16:41] <Jonah> Front door. [16:46] <&Hebizuka> *You go up another stretch of stairs, reaching a scratched room with more @graffiti. There is a Guard Sergeant in the room, flanked with two subordinate Maze Guards. The Sergeant carries a pistol and a nightstick, and his subordinates carry respectively a shotgun and a machine pistol.* [16:47] <Jonah> @graffiti [16:47] <MazeBot> my name is santiago pellegrino and i am fizzy [16:47] <Jonah> Pfft. [16:48] <Jonah> Afternoon, Guards! Hope you three have an easy patrol. [16:48] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [16:48] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2514 - Front door: 2051 - Right door: 5204 - Roomstyle: 437 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [16:48] <~SU_Tempest> [GdSgt] Hey, wait up. [16:48] * Jonah - ahhh crud. [16:48] <Jonah> Yesm? [16:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Guard2] Oh SHIT! [16:48] <Jonah> OH GOD WHAT!? [16:48] <&Hebizuka> *All the police officers raise their guns at Ayako's sight.* [16:49] <Jonah> WAIT WAIT NO NO SHE'S TAME! [16:49] <&Hebizuka> *Raider raises his hands in protest; they're kinda aimed at him too...* [16:49] <~SU_Tempest> [GdSgt] ... Well, that's also a cause for concern. What do you mean, tame? [16:49] * Jonah throws her hands sky-high as well. "AYAKO DON'T HURT THEM!" [16:49] <~SU_Tempest> *Ayako doesn't move an inch.* [16:49] <~SU_Tempest> [GdSgt] It... has a name? [16:50] <Jonah> Yes. [16:50] <Jonah> Right, so - [16:50] <Jonah> Ayako's not /normally/ like this. [16:50] <Jonah> She's my Tanuki girlfriend. We wanted to mess around with her transformation bits, buuuut. She ended up like this. [16:51] <Jonah> She's not gonna change back for a while, but she listens to me absolutely. She won't go berserk or anything. [16:51] <~SU_Tempest> [GdSgt] Wait wait wait. This is a tanuki? One that has transformed? For real? [16:52] <Jonah> Yup-yup. [16:52] <Jonah> It's not quite as simple as just growing a tentacle dick. They can't control it too well. [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> [GdSgt] Ew. [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> [GdSgt] Well. Lower your weapons, you two, it's fine. It won't ... I mean, SHE won't attack us. [16:53] <Jonah> But, like I said - tame. Wouldn't hurt a fly unless it started shooting. [16:54] <~SU_Tempest> [GdSgt] On to my original concern. I saw your face before. [16:54] <Jonah> Uhm - I already did my time? [16:54] <~SU_Tempest> [GdSgt] Aren't you a former convict? [16:54] <Jonah> I want to stress the former. And that I also still claim that it's under false charges. [16:54] <Jonah> But yes, former convict. I did my time. [16:54] <~SU_Tempest> [GdSgt] Right, right, thought so. No more stealing, alright? *Stern tone.* They all say it's false charges. [16:55] <Jonah> Haven't stolen a thing, Sir. [16:55] <Jonah> So - can we be on our way? [16:58] <~SU_Tempest> [GdSgt] I guess so, but watch it. Some folks are twitchy, so be careful, alright? Your golem girlfriend might not be well-liked. To most it's still a monster. [16:59] <Jonah> Worse comes to worst, they'll blow her up, and she'll just turn back to her regular fluffy-tailed self. [16:59] <Jonah> It helps that Golems can't really feel pain - we kinda lucked out there, even if it did put a dampener in the bedroom. [17:00] * Jonah salutes the guards, then casually saunters out of there as fast as she can. [17:00] <Jonah> *Front door!* [17:01] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is ammunition on the floor...* [17:04] <Jonah> What kind of ammo? [17:04] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, tactical buckshot, 5 rounds - Weight: 0.25 [17:05] <Jonah> ...Ehhhhhhhhh. [17:05] <Jonah> Right, Raider? [17:05] <Jonah> I'm exhausted. [17:05] <Jonah> Let's sit down and play more pattycake. [17:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'll pass, I'm not a child, you know... [17:09] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [17:10] <&Hebizuka> 185 rooms (+13), 23 kills (+2), 0 SEs, 4 missions, 3 Amulets (+1), 4279 P$ (-53), 0 Runs [17:10] <&Hebizuka> Score: 389pts (+44) [17:10] <&Hebizuka> Position: 3rd (no change) [17:11] <Jonah> Yes, but I absolutely am, Raider. [17:11] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [17:11] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 3/3 [17:11] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 3/3 (100%) [17:11] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [17:11] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 44/51 (86%) [17:11] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 1/2 (50%) [17:11] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 1/1 (100%) [17:11] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 46/54 (85% accuracy) [17:11] <&Hebizuka> =Achievement progress= [17:11] <&Hebizuka> Shotgun +1 [17:11] <&Hebizuka> Headshot +1 [17:11] <&Hebizuka> Brute force +1 [17:12] <&Hebizuka> =Eligible for a new award:= [17:12] <&Hebizuka> Shotgun badge - Bronze (Title: Shotgun shooter)