Log:Session 57 (Meta, no ontology)

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[16:29] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to MzW, Jonah. You have visited 224 rooms, the next special room is right ahead. You are currently healthy, and so are both of your allies. !mrooms1 to continue.* [16:32] <+Jonah> !mrooms1 [16:32] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 5060 - Roomstyle: 100 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:32] <+Jonah> Chaaaaaarge! [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *You arrive at the entrance of a kennel. There are large warning signs around a big steel door, right in front of you. You also see three regular doors, if you don't feel like it.* [16:35] * +Jonah approaches the steel door, suddenly wishing she had a ten foot pole for these sorts of things. What kind of kennel is it? [16:35] <&Hebizuka> [Sign] DANGER - DRAGON LAIR - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK [16:36] <+Jonah> Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah let's get the fuck out. [16:36] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [16:36] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3893 - Front door: 6590 - Right door: 3818 - Roomstyle: 438 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:37] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 231st* [16:37] <+Jonah> I want, like, /all the armor/ before I deal with dragons. Front door, Raider. [16:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'm not scared of dragons. They're not so bad. But you be the boss. [16:38] <+Jonah> You weren't the one /raised/ by a dragon. [16:38] <+Jonah> Dragons are assholes, full stop. [16:39] <&Hebizuka> *A warehouse room. All there is on the floor is a magazine.* [16:39] <+Jonah> Also, disgustingly gassy. [16:39] * +Jonah scans the magazine with her scanner, because why not? [16:39] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Saiga-12 5-round magazine. Size tier: Large ; Weight: 1.2+0.2 (1.4) - [4/5, 4x Buck] [16:39] <&Hebizuka> *Caliber: 12 gauge* [16:41] <+Jonah> Mmmm... Do I have enough room at all? Leg pouch, belt... [16:41] <&Hebizuka> *The backpack is at 58.2/60 - it can fit in the backpack.* [16:43] <&Hebizuka> *Place it there?* [16:46] <+Jonah> *Yesm!* [16:48] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main) 59.6/60 [16:48] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [16:48] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1449 - Front door: 3094 - Right door: 467 - Roomstyle: 25 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [16:48] <+Jonah> How /was/ Kidsworld, Raider? Or has it been too long for you to remember? [16:49] * +Jonah heads through the front door, like always. [16:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] You're asking a 66-year-old man if he remembers about his childhood. [16:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] And I'll tell you this: Not much, and not interesting details. [16:50] <+Jonah> You don't look past late 40s, Raider! Hold onto the avarice and vainglory of youth! [16:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Vain compliments. I'm old and I know it. [16:51] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. It appears to be completely empty.* [16:52] <+Jonah> But just because you're old doesn't mean you can't be young at heart. [16:52] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [16:52] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6176 - Front door: 4053 - Right door: 2784 - Roomstyle: 497 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [16:52] <+Jonah> If you act young, you ~are~ young, as Auntie Helel always said. [16:54] * +Jonah does the requisite ~jazzhands~ too as she heads through the front door, because why not? [16:55] <&Hebizuka> *An armory. There is a weapon in its appropriate locker, as well as a Type-T supply crate.* [16:56] <+Jonah> Ooooh, goodies. Raider, check out the weapon, I want this crate. [16:57] <&Hebizuka> =Type-T crate= [16:57] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Roman pilum - Piercing. Weight: 5 - (Quantity: 12) [16:57] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Medieval armor top (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Weight: Unsparable - [Cond: Brand new] [16:59] <&Hebizuka> *Raider passes you the weapon he found...* [16:59] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - CZ 75B pistol | .40 S&W - Semi-auto | No accessory | CZ75 .40 12-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [8+1/12, 9x FMJ] - Cond: 92% (Excellent) / Clns: 16%(Seized up) [17:01] <Jonah_> ...How in the /fuck/ is this fullplate worse armor then a vest? [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Because it sucks at stopping a bullet. [17:02] <Jonah> But fullplate's where the term bulletproof came from! It has the weight of history to help it defend! [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] There is no such thing as "bulletproof". [17:03] * Jonah gestures to the Pilum and the armor. "Want either of them? I have no room." [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> *He shakes his head no.* [17:03] <Jonah> Nooooo, I'm reasonably sure there is. Like, at least as a historical term. [17:04] * Jonah sighs as she takes the pistol - and equips it. [17:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] The stronger armor is, the bigger the drive to make a bigger gun to defeat it. It's a fact of history. That's why people stopped caring about making anything better when the HEV Suit was developed, and they found out .50 BMG zipped right through. [17:05] <Jonah> What's a HEV Suit? [17:05] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:05] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 160 - Front door: 101 - Right door: 7160 - Roomstyle: 2 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:06] * Jonah cries ugly, ugly tears as necessity demands she leaves the flawless armor behind. [17:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Power armor. [17:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] The very best there is. They say it is otherworldly technology, too. [17:07] <Jonah> I don't what that means, besides, like. The image of armor being powered by a generator. [17:07] <Jonah> Which strikes me as hilariously bulky. [17:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] That's kind of that, yes. The generator is just part of the armor. I hear it's bulky, but once you're in, it's like wearing a second skin. [17:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] It's real hard to get a hold of one though, and the helmets come separately. [17:09] <Jonah> ...Are you supposed to put it on, like, neck-hole first? [17:09] * Jonah heads through the front door! [17:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] No, the HEV Suit opens up from the side. Think kinda like clam shells. [17:10] <Jonah> And the thing that stops somebody from just prying it open themselves and pulling you out is...? [17:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] A locking system. [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I've had the chance to see one for myself in action, and you just will not tear someone out of their suits. [17:12] <&Hebizuka> *A shooting range. Another abandoned magazine can be seen on the floor.* [17:12] <Jonah> So even if I found a corpse wearing one of these things, I'd still need to lockpick my way through to loot it? [17:12] * Jonah checks it out again, because why not? [17:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Let's be honest here. If you found someone with a HEV Suit, and he's dead, chances are whatever killed it, will kill you easier and faster. [17:13] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Tavor X95 30-round magazine. Size tier: Medium ; Weight: 1+0.01 (1.01) - [1/30, 1x API] [17:13] <&Hebizuka> *Caliber: 5.45x39mm* [17:14] <Jonah> Everyone gets old. Also you said yourself the things come helmet-less. Also /also/ it's not like the thing that killed it couldn't just leave. [17:14] <Jonah> Tons of war-orphans get money by looting battlefields. [17:14] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:14] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 4889 - Front door: 4307 - Right door: 4189 - Roomstyle: 228 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:15] * Jonah goes through the front door, as always. [17:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] HEV Suits are sufficiently rare to make me be very, very paranoid if I randomly found a dude wearing one, and he happens to be a cadaver on the floor. [17:16] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is an object on the floor.* [17:18] * Jonah goes and checks the object out. "What if it was two cadavers? The HEV-suit wearing one and the person who tried to kill him for it?" [17:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] What are the chances? [17:18] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Cigarette (required lighter or fire source to use) - Hunger -2d6, FT+1 for 2d6 turns, Libido -1d10 - Weight: 0.1 [17:20] <Jonah> Tell me you haven't seen weirder things in 66 years of living. [17:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I have. But things like these just don't happen without a reason. [17:20] * Jonah stamps on the cigarette to trash it utterly, before continuing on. [17:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] As strange as it may sound, some things in this world don't always happen at random. [17:21] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [17:21] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 5149 - Roomstyle: 118 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:21] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a regular, featureless room where a gun shop stands.* [17:22] <Jonah> Well, duh. In that case the reason would have been that both sides died in a gunfight. [17:22] <Jonah> Hello, there! [17:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] Hi, cuties, and welcome to Hot Barrel Firearms! How may I help you? [17:24] * Jonah gives the dealer a quick ogle as she mentally goes through her inventory. [17:24] <Jonah> Hey there, cutie. Do you mind if we sell some things? [17:25] <&Hebizuka> *The gun shop owner appears to be an aged, brown-skinned X-male. He is tall, obese, has very short brown hair, a pair of red eyes, wears no accessory, and has an unseen tattoo on the right arm. As well as a -really- effeminate demeanor.* [17:29] * Jonah unloads the shells before showing off the Saiga magazine, as well as flashes him the pistol Raider had just found her. "How much for these things, hon?" [17:30] <&Hebizuka> *Acquired: 4x 12 gauge buckshot. Total carried in backpack: 70.* [17:31] <&Hebizuka> =SELL= [17:31] <&Hebizuka> Saiga-12 5-round mag - 63 P$ [17:31] <&Hebizuka> CZ 75B - 150 P$ [17:31] <&Hebizuka> CZ 75B 12-round mag - 25 P$ [17:31] <&Hebizuka> 9x .40 S&W, FMJ - 7 P$ [17:31] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 245 P$ [17:31] <&Hebizuka> *Confirm?* [17:32] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider grimaces at the gun shop owner's attitude.* [17:33] <Jonah> *Yes!* [17:33] <Jonah> Come on, Raider, don't make that kinda face. It's rude. [17:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Freaking weirdo. [17:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] Alright, cutie lady, that's 245! Want it in cash or should it -put it in- credit? Unless you wanna buy something! [17:35] <Jonah> Don't kinkshame, Raider~ [17:35] <Jonah> And I'll be taking that in cash, you handsome devil. My pockets need a bit of... filling. [17:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'll be sitting over here with Ayako... [17:36] <~SU_Tempest> *The gun shop owner chuckles - he seems excessively happy to finally see someone play into his sexual innuendo. To Raider's chagrin.* [17:36] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 245 P$ [17:36] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1779 P$ in pouch* [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] And does your friend want something? You know, we have a special promotion; for two weapons bought, the third is free - when two ain't enough, a threesome does it! [17:37] <Jonah> Hahaha. That's pretty tempting, but he and I have enough toys. [17:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] No, for the love of fuck, I am not giving him my business. [17:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] Aw, that's too bad. But I insist! The selection today is -really hot-! [17:38] * Jonah leans in closer, to make sure Raider can't hear. "Between you and me, we need all the help we can get." [17:39] <Jonah> Sorry, hon! But you heard the ol' ball and chain. We should probably get going. [17:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] Then let me -show you- all I've got, cutie. I'm sure you'll find something that -fits-... your needs! [17:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] Really? Well, that's too bad. [17:39] <Jonah> Ahahahaha. Actually... [17:39] <Jonah> Do you have any shotguns? I just /love/ a hot, heavy spray. [17:40] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider weeps internally.* [17:41] <Jonah> All that force pounding away in my hands? Paradise. [17:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] Sorry, missy. I sold out on shotguns long ago, unfortunately. [17:41] <Jonah> Nuts and double nuts. [17:42] <Jonah> Don't suppose I can have your number, then? It's been far too long since I've met someone who I can see eye to eye with. [17:42] <Jonah> I wouldn't mind coming again. [17:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] Again, sorry, but I can't do that! [17:44] <Jonah> Awwww. Alright, then. [17:44] <Jonah> At least your name, for my trouble? [17:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] I have a boring name, missy. It's Mark. [17:45] <Jonah> You've certainly left a mark on me! [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> *More chuckling and girl-giggling.* [17:46] * Jonah giggles girlishly along with him. [17:46] <Jonah> See you later, Mister. I'll be heading out now. [17:46] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:46] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 4470 - Front door: 3380 - Right door: 4961 - Roomstyle: 50 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:46] <Jonah> Ta-ta! [17:47] <&Hebizuka> *Raider stands up and follows, quickly.* [17:48] <Jonah> Ayako, come along now~ [17:48] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 240th.* [17:51] <&Hebizuka> *Which door?* [17:52] <Jonah> *Front, please!* [17:53] <&Hebizuka> *You go down a few stairs, reaching a shower room. Someone abandoned a weapon in one of the clothing lockers...* [17:54] <Jonah> Raider, need to shower? We probably stink to high heaven. [17:54] * Jonah checks out the clothing lockers in the meantime! [17:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] After all I've heard, you'd think you'd be the one dirtier than me... [17:56] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Coonan Model A pistol | .357 Magnum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Coonan 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 - [6+1/7, 7x FMJ] - Cond: 53% (Fair) / Clns: Dirty (41%) [17:56] <&Hebizuka> *And not a single piece of clothing.* [17:56] <Jonah> Just my mouth. And my girlfriends never seem to mind when I put my tongue to good use. [17:57] * Jonah giggles at her incredibly shitty joke before equipping her newfound pistol. [17:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'll pass on the shower.. [17:58] <&Hebizuka> *Coonan pistol equipped.* [18:00] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [18:00] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2789 - Front door: 5102 - Right door: 2803 - Roomstyle: 300 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [18:00] <Jonah> Front door. Let's keep this pace up. [18:02] <&Hebizuka> *A corridor, with its five doors (!mrooms5) and narrow area. A creature is lurking in here - it appears to be some sort of goblin. Behind him, is what you think is a box of ammo.* [18:04] <Jonah> You know what they say - fuck goblins. [18:04] * Jonah pulls her Protecta out to take a shot! [18:05] <Jonah> *2 shots, head, Protecta.* [18:05] <&Hebizuka> *The goblin charges towards you to try and bite you!* [18:05] <&Hebizuka> *Raider is on the ball and draws his M9 - going for two shots torso. Ayako doesn't react.* [18:05] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Raider, Goblin, You.* [18:05] <&Hebizuka> *Raider's turn...* [18:06] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [18:06] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8;9 [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit, Hit.* [18:08] <&Hebizuka> *The goblin is instantly stopped.* [18:08] <&Hebizuka> Raider [Beretta M9] Goblin [18:08] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [18:09] <Jonah> How do you fancy goblin meat? [18:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Ew. [18:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] If we must, then, let's... [18:09] * Jonah digs through the beast's pockets - or lack thereof - on the offchance it picked up a shiny key. Or something. [18:10] <Jonah> Nah, we still have cyclops meat. And the pizza. [18:10] <&Hebizuka> *The goblin was carrying nothing.* [18:10] <Jonah> !mrooms5 [18:10] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Door A: 1935 - Door B: 6805 - Door C: 786 - Door D: 4842 - Door E: 923 - Roomstyle: 262 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [18:10] <Jonah> Raider, help me with this ammo first, will ya? [18:10] <Jonah> Then we'll go through the front door. [18:13] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of .30-06 Springfield, HP, 20 rounds - [17/20] - Weight: 0.85 [18:14] <Jonah> Front door it is. [18:16] <&Hebizuka> *Raider pockets the ammo.* [18:18] <&Hebizuka> *You go up a flight of stairs, reaching a storage area. All you see here is a mushroom on the floor.* [18:18] <Jonah> Mushrooms~ [18:18] * Jonah scans the hell out of it. [18:19] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS identified:* [Mushroom] (Normal) Brown, Odorless - Boletus badius, Bay bolete - 2d4 - Weight: 0.1 [18:20] * Jonah hums in pleasure as she pops it right into her mouth. Mushrooms~! [18:21] <&Hebizuka> *That tasted nice.* [18:21] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [18:21] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2079 - Front door: 5862 - Right door: 5283 - Roomstyle: 530 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [18:21] <Jonah> You a fan of shrooms, Raider? [18:21] <Jonah> Also, front door. [18:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Depends. [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] So long as they're not poisonous or hallucinogen. [18:22] <Jonah> What about libido? [18:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'll be fine if I keep it as low as possible. [18:24] <Jonah> Well, if you ever need help, I'm here~ [18:27] <&Hebizuka> *Another armory. There is a weapon and a magazine in the locker, as well as a backpack on the floor.* [18:29] <Jonah> Raider, Raider! Help me loot this backpack. [18:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Hrm? [18:29] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Student's backpack: Capacity 30 units [18:30] <&Hebizuka> *It appears to be empty.* [18:30] <Jonah> Damn it. I was hoping there was more in here. [18:30] <Jonah> Ah - Raider, help me bring that weapon over? And the magazine, please. [18:30] <Jonah> I'm gonna scan it. [18:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - General Motors M3 Grease Gun submachine gun | .45 ACP - Full-auto | No accessory | M3 30-round mag, no +1 | Weight: 9 - [21/30, 21x FMJ] - Cond: 6% (Terrible) / Clns: 22% (Grimy) [18:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M3 Grease Gun 30-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.3 (0.8) - [15/30, 15x +P+] [18:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Wow, that's a shit-beat up gun if I've ever seen one... [18:31] <Jonah> Can we even use the ammo on this thing? [18:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I dunno, do we use .45? I don't, personally. [18:32] * Jonah grabs the magazine regardless, attaching it to her ammo pouches on her fancy new belt. [18:32] <Jonah> So, selling fuel. [18:32] <&Hebizuka> *Raider removes the magazine from the weapon.* [18:33] <Jonah> ...Er - yeah, that too. I have room for it. [18:33] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M3 Grease Gun 30-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.42 (0.92) - [21/30, 21x FMJ] [18:33] <Jonah> Two magazines, total. [18:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Here you go. [18:33] <Jonah> Thanks thanks. [18:33] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [18:33] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3076 - Front door: 6224 - Right door: 1297 - Roomstyle: 550 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [18:33] <Jonah> Alright, front door. [18:34] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Belt/Pistol mags) 2/4 [18:38] <&Hebizuka> *A scratched room, covered in @graffiti. Yet another magazine laid on the floor!* [18:39] <Jonah> @graffiti [18:39] <MazeBot> L-block ruined my life [18:39] * Jonah heads over to the magazine. "What's L-block?" [18:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Fuck if I know. Some kind of slang name for a drug maybe? [18:40] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: MP40 32-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.02 (0.52) - [2/32, 2x FMJ] [18:44] <&Hebizuka> *Caliber: 9x19mm Parabellum.* [18:45] * Jonah starts humming subconsciously as she stuffs the third magazine into her belt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8 [18:48] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [18:48] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 624 - Front door: 7135 - Right door: 6680 - Roomstyle: 504 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [18:48] <Jonah> Alright, let's keep going. Front door. [18:50] <&Hebizuka> *A laboratory. There is a piece of clothing on one of the desks.* [18:50] <Jonah> Alrighty, clothing~ [18:51] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Bandana - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 1 - [Cond: 1.14/4 - Damaged] [18:51] <&Hebizuka> *When worn, the condition will imrpove to 2.14/5.* [18:53] * Jonah hums happily as she stuffs the bandana into her left leg rig. Selling those taser batteries was pretty great! [18:53] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [18:53] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2720 - Front door: 833 - Right door: 6884 - Roomstyle: 77 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [18:53] <Jonah> Front door again! [18:56] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Left rig) 2/4 [18:56] <&Hebizuka> *Another warehouse room. There is an undelivered shipment of ammunition in the corner!* [18:57] <Jonah> Come on, buckshot! [18:59] <&Hebizuka> =Ammunition shipment= [18:59] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Bulk can of 5.45x39mm, FMJ, 1000 rounds - [1000/1000] - Weight: 10 [18:59] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Bulk can of .303 British, FMJ, 200 rounds - [200/200] - Weight: 10 [18:59] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 12 gauge, incendiary slug, 5 rounds - [5/5] - Weight: 0.25 [18:59] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 83.5mm rocket, HEDP, 3 rounds - Weight: 9 [19:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Hot damn. [19:01] <Jonah> We just hit payday. [19:01] <Jonah> Take all the ammo you want, because I'm selling the rest. [19:03] <&Hebizuka> *Raider sits down and sifts through. He keeps the incendiary slugs.* [19:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Sheesh. If we had some sort of AK, I would love to take all that 5.45... [19:04] <Jonah> Well, we might be able to buy one, with all the other ammo we're selling. [19:05] * Jonah takes her mobile out and dials the gun shops! [19:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] You intend to call a gun shop here? With the overcharge markup we're going to get sucked out of cash... [19:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] ...heh, not that it matters... if he carries an AK it shouldn't be too expensive. [19:06] <Jonah> It's a /lot/ of ammo, and it's not like we're gonna carry all of the 5.45. [19:07] <Jonah> And if he doesn't carry an AK, then oh well. [19:09] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] *dialing...* [19:11] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] Welcome to the online gun shop telephone service. The closest currently active gun shop is located in Room 1513. Would you like to call for a gun shop to come to your room? [19:13] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [19:13] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5167 - Front door: 204 - Right door: 3376 - Roomstyle: 281 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [19:13] <Jonah> "Yes please." [19:14] <&Hebizuka> *A gun shop has been called, and will be set up in your room in 9 turns.* [19:14] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] (Battery) 5/6 [19:14] <Jonah> Okay, so - if you /do/ have an AK, what gun are you selling? [19:14] <Jonah> Er, if they, not you. [19:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'll gladly get rid of my ARX-160, because 1000 rounds of 5.45 beats 150 rounds of 5.56. [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] And now that I'm thinking about it... I actually might have something else I want to sell. But we will see. [19:16] <&Hebizuka> *You must now wait for the gun shop.* [19:17] <&Hebizuka> *Roll 2d6 if you desire to let time pass.* [19:18] <Jonah> @roll 2d6 [19:18] <MazeBot> Jonah: 11 [19:20] <&Hebizuka> *Five turns pass. A person enters the room, pushing a container on wheels with them. They wear heavy armor and a helmet, and carry a battle rifle.* [19:20] <Jonah> Raider. What's your take on riding Ayako? [19:20] <Jonah> Like, through the doors. [19:20] <Jonah> Oh - hello, there. [19:21] <~SU_Tempest> *A faint growling is heard. [19:21] * Jonah gives them a quick once-over, hoping against hope that - ohhhhhh shit. [19:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Ugh. Freaking hungry again. [19:21] <Jonah> We - oh thank god, I thought it was coming from the container. [19:22] <Jonah> We have meat, Raider. Just eat some. [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *The person appears female, and turns to you both.* [19:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Hello there! Are you guys looking for something? Food perhaps? Pardon me overhearing it but it seems Mister here is hungry. [19:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'm fine. I'll just tap into the pizza some. [19:23] <~SU_Tempest> *He rips out three slices and scarfs 'em down.* [19:23] * Jonah silently curses. God damnit, it's more expedient to eat the raw meat first. [19:23] <Jonah> We're fine. How abut you, pretty miss? Where are you heading? [19:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Me? Oh. I sell junk and stuff. [19:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] I have all kinds of wares for sale and I just, yknow. Travel around and see who wants some of it. [19:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Funny enough, I have that reputation of always having something someone wants! Who knows, maybe you two want something? [19:27] <Jonah> Oooh - that sounds just lovely. [19:27] <Jonah> Can we see what you have - and, speaking of what we want. Any chance you have a wish for sell? [19:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Ding, ding, ding! Someone who knows what she wants! [19:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] I just might. 4000 P$ and it's yours. [19:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] If you have random shit you don't want, let me take a look, perhaps that'll decrease the price tag a bit.~ [19:32] <Jonah> How much is my body worth? [19:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Well now, aren't we getting a bit hasty? [19:33] <Jonah> Maybe, but - I need to know if my last resort's on the table. [19:34] <Jonah> ...Plus, I /am/ curious to see how much I'd get on the market. [19:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] *All smiles and cheerful.* If it's sex you're offering, I may have to decline because it doesn't exactly help my business running. If it's your life you're offering, then, I could kill you right here right now and take your loot. But then you'd make for a poor customer. [19:34] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider doesn't show it, but he just shivered in fear.* [19:35] * Jonah smiles back just as cheerfully. "So, buy something and don't waste your time? Glad to meet someone straightforward." [19:35] <Jonah> Well - I have a /ton/ of ammunition right here. How's much that for? [19:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Likewise. Anyway, ammo? [19:36] * Jonah gestures to the crate of goods she was just sitting on. [19:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Hold it. I want to see what you have for sale. [19:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Oh? That is fine too. May I show my list of wares? Before you decide on any sales or purchases. [19:36] <Jonah> If you're okay with it, so am I. [19:43] <&Hebizuka> *Long list incoming.* [19:43] <&Hebizuka> =Black market wares= [19:43] <&Hebizuka> =Part 1= [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Bionics] Head implant - BCI microchip system, Brain/Eye enhancement - Failure Threshold -1 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt M1918 BAR light machine gun | .30-06 Springfield - Semi/Full | Bipod(S) | BAR 20-round mag, no +1 | Weight: 22 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Saco Defense M60 light machine gun | 7.62x51mm NATO - Semi/Full | Bipod(S) | M60 100-round belt | Weight: Unsparable [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Taurus MT-9 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | No accessory | MT-9 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Bionics] Arms implant - Item composition identification scanner - Scans items and informs the user of their composition, nature, and proper use. [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: USAS-12 20-round drum magazine. Size tier: V.Large ; Weight: 2 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt M1911A1 pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | M1911A1 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Gakuran top (Upper body, Arms) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Glock 18C machine pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | No accessory | Glock 9mm 33-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Simonov AVS-36 battle rifle | 7.62x54mm R - Semi/Full | No accessory | AVS-36 15-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Handgear: Fist wraps. Protects the wearer's hands with a Light AC. Weight: 1 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Blaser R93 LRS2 sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - Bolt-action | Scope[Redfield](S) | R93 4-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> =Part 2= [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) RM106: Capacity 8 units + Ammo (6 mags only, max tier: Large) + Spare weapon (4x C4 wpn only, max wgt 4) [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Speed strip: .30 Carbine Speed strip, 8 rounds. Weight: 0.25 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: CZ 83 12-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight 0.25 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - KBP OTs-33 'Pernach' machine pistol | 9x18mm Makarov - Semi/Full | M.Brake(I) | OTs-33 18-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Smallsword - Sharp/Piercing - Butchering. Weight: 14 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Toolkit) Basic Toolkit; allows for crafting items on Level 1 blueprints. [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Bionics] Body implant - "Hydra Skin" body resiliency enhancer - Pain sensitivity -30% [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, CompVest, Type-4 Kevlar vest + Twaron vest + Light Dyneema vest + Alumina fibers" [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 4.73x33mm Caseless, FMJ, 25 rounds - Weight: 0.25 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, DynLeg, Dyneema leg pads + Ceramic plated jockstrap" [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 7.62x54mm R, FMJ, 20 rounds - [20/20] - Weight: 1 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 43mm VGM-93.400 flashbang, 3 rounds - Weight: 3 [19:44] <&Hebizuka> =Part 3= [19:44] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Galil AR 35-round magazine. Size tier: Medium ; Weight: 1 [19:44] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: SIG P226 9mm 15-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5 [19:44] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 3, Drill, 1x Chainsaw + 1x Giant drill bit + 1x HITB battery + 1x E. circuit + 2x copper wire" [19:44] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Fedorov Avtomat 25-round magazine. Size tier: Medium ; Weight: 1 [19:44] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) MK64 Marksman: Capacity 8 units + Ammo (6 mags only, max tier: X.Large) [19:44] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Remington 870 MCS shotgun | 12 gauge - Pump-action | Rail, Rail | Internal tube, 7 rounds, +1 | Weight: 22 [19:44] <&Hebizuka> [Bionics] Body implant - Biomechanical Upper Body Enhancement - Maximum Pain threshold +25%, Pain regeneration 1%/turn, Pain sensitivity -10%, Torso HP +10 [19:44] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Howa Type 89 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Burst3/Full | Bipod(I) | STANAG 30-round mag | Weight: 14 [19:44] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Steyr GB 18-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5 [19:44] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of .380 ACP, FMJ, 50 rounds - [50/50] - Weight: 0.5 [19:44] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Kalashnikov AK-74 assault rifle | 5.45x39mm - Semi/Full | No accessory | AK-74 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [19:44] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Combat Recon backpack: Capacity 140 units [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *List end.* [19:45] <Jonah> And a Wish? [19:45] <Jonah> Because this is all nice - especially the backpack - but I'm just in terrible need of a Wish. [19:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] The wish? It's not part of my wares list. It's something I... You could say, "offer", at all times. [19:47] <Jonah> That's - alright, then. Raider, do you want anything? [19:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] That AK-74... It's exactly what I need. [19:47] <Jonah> Okay, and how much ammo do you want to keep from the pile? [19:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] I told you, I always have something someone wants! [19:48] <Jonah> Also, save your guns for now because we're about to make this a party of four. [19:48] <Jonah> And we'll need to outfit her. [19:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Ideally I'd keep -everything-. [19:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Hold on. What do you mean, four? [19:48] <Jonah> I'm using the w [19:48] <Jonah> Wish to bring someone back. [19:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Oh. You want to bring someone back from the dead, huh... [19:49] <Jonah> So that's me, Raider over here, my lost Lenore, and you. Four people. [19:49] <Jonah> Mhmm. Why /else/ would I want a Wish? [19:49] <Jonah> 4000 P$ is a drop in the bucket compared to that. [19:49] <Jonah> Oh god now you're gonna charge extra aren't you. [19:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Mh, nah. [19:49] <Jonah> Fuck. I need to - oh, good. [19:50] <Jonah> Alright, alright. So, uh - take a look. 200 rounds of .308, three rockets, and some slugs. [19:50] <Jonah> How much does that help for the Wish? [19:50] <~SU_Tempest> *The slugs are not there; Raider took them.* [19:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] That's .303. But let's take a look. [19:51] <~SU_Tempest> *She observes everything closely...* [19:51] <Jonah> Oh. Sorry, I'm - really bad with guns. [19:52] <&Hebizuka> =SELL= [19:52] <&Hebizuka> 200x .303 British, FMJ - 450 P$ [19:52] <&Hebizuka> 3x 83.5mm rocket - 150 P$ [19:52] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 600 P$ [19:53] <Jonah> Okay, so... wait, fuck. [19:53] <Jonah> Fuck. [19:53] <Jonah> How do we do bank accounts? [19:53] <Jonah> Or do you need it all in cash? [19:53] <Jonah> I mean, you're clearly hilariously illegal, so do you have protocols for this? [19:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Illegal? [19:54] <Jonah> Or extralegal. [19:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] No, not at all. It's ... More like private sales. I just have a lot of stuff. [19:54] <Jonah> Well, alright. Do you want me to transfer to your personal account then? [19:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] But yes, I'd prefer having everything in cash... It's not that I don't like banks, but I don't like the Guards in the banks. [19:54] <Jonah> That's - fuuuuck me. [19:54] <Jonah> Raider, how much cash do you have on you? [19:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] They don't quite like me selling this stuff. [19:55] * Jonah grins. "So, extralegal. Got it." [19:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Business is business, though! If someone wants it, then they should have it and I should get money for it! What does it matter where it comes from? [19:55] <Jonah> Nothing at all. I'm certainly not complaining. [19:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] I'm glad! [19:55] <Jonah> You're a true capitalist, you are. [19:55] <Jonah> So - Raider, cash, how much? [19:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Not a speck of cash on me. Everything is on my account. [19:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I do have a weapon for sale though. [19:56] <~SU_Tempest> *He passes an AR-15A2 from his backpack to the marketer, who proceeds to evaluate its value.* [19:56] <Jonah> So do I. Though it's not much. [19:56] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider did keep the magazine and ammo inside though.* [19:56] * Jonah hands her the hilariously bad Grease Gun, as well as all three magazines in her belt. [19:56] <~SU_Tempest> *The Grease Gun was not spared. Only the magazines were kept.* [19:58] <Jonah> Alright, let's see how much that totals us... [20:00] <&Hebizuka> =SELL= [20:00] <&Hebizuka> 200x .303 British, FMJ - 450 P$ [20:00] <&Hebizuka> 3x 83.5mm rocket - 150 P$ [20:00] <&Hebizuka> Colt AR-15A2 - 475 P$ [20:00] <&Hebizuka> 2x M3 Grease Gun 30-rd mag - 70 P$ [20:00] <&Hebizuka> MP40 32-round mag - 33 P$ [20:00] <&Hebizuka> 15x .45 ACP, +P+ - 90 P$ [20:00] <&Hebizuka> 21x .45 ACP, FMJ - 21 P$ [20:00] <&Hebizuka> 2x 9x19mm Parabellum, FMJ - 1 P$ [20:00] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 1290 P$ [20:00] <&Hebizuka> *2710 P$ still needed to pay for the wish.* [20:01] * Jonah plops down her 1779P$ - and the Coonan Model A as well. [20:01] <Jonah> And - fuck it, I already have a shotgun. [20:01] <Jonah> Enjoy your AA-12, Miss. [20:01] * Jonah takes that out, unloads the sheels, and hands it over. [20:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] How adorable! All of that effort to get back a friend of yours! [20:02] <Jonah> I prefer the term 'lover-to-be.' [20:02] <Jonah> And no effort at all. [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *Acquired: 12 gauge buckshot x15. Total carried: 85 in backpack.* [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *Acquired: 12 gauge flechette x5. Total carried: 11 in backpack.* [20:05] <&Hebizuka> =SELL= [20:05] <&Hebizuka> 200x .303 British, FMJ - 450 P$ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> 3x 83.5mm rocket - 150 P$ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> Colt AR-15A2 - 475 P$ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> 2x M3 Grease Gun 30-rd mag - 70 P$ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> MP40 32-round mag - 33 P$ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> 15x .45 ACP, +P+ - 90 P$ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> 21x .45 ACP, FMJ - 21 P$ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> 2x 9x19mm Parabellum, FMJ - 1 P$ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> Coonan Model A - 375 P$ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> Coonan magazine - 38 P$ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> 7x .357 Magnum, FMJ - 14 P$ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> MPS AA-12 - 700 P$ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> AA-12 20-round drum - 140 P$ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> +1779 P$ cash [20:05] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 4336 P$ [20:05] <Jonah> Before we continue - can I make that wish, now? [20:05] <Jonah> Please? Please, I need to see her again. [20:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] No, we have to confirm the sale, missy. No money, no wares - regardless of the wares! [20:06] <&Hebizuka> *Confirm you are selling these items?* [20:06] <Jonah> Yes, yes, go go go. [20:06] <Jonah> Please, hurry. [20:06] <&Hebizuka> *Please wait, removing from inventories.* [20:08] <&Hebizuka> *All items sold and money given away. Temporary credit: 4336 P$.* [20:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Well now. We have enough cash for a wish! Are you absolutely sure this is what you want? [20:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] There is no going back once I made my call, all right? [20:09] <Jonah> Go /right on ahead./ [20:09] <Jonah> Nothing matters more. [20:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] About the 336 coins remaining... here's your cash. [20:09] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 336 P$ [20:09] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 336 P$ in pouch* [21:27] <~SU_Tempest> *The black marketer takes out a phone call, and dials a number quickly - which you can't figure out.* [21:27] <Jonah> Okay, so - how do I do this? [21:27] <Jonah> Do I need to make a prayer, or. [21:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Yeah, it's me. I got someone who's requesting the thing. [21:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Yeah, yeah it's all paid for already. ...Yeah? Okay. They're on the line?... [21:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Okay... I'll be wait-... You sure? What, no way. -She- is coming all the way here? [21:29] <Jonah> Oh that's not good. [21:29] <Jonah> Thaaaat's not good at /all./ [21:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Oh no no no I don't mind it's just... I thought.... Yeah okay, okay, I understand. [21:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] If it's who I am thinking of then yeah, I might understand the... huh? Right now? [21:30] <&Hebizuka> *Someone enters the room.* [21:31] * &Hebizuka has entered the room! [21:32] <Jonah> Welllllp I'm fucked. [21:32] <Jonah> So bad. [21:32] <Jonah> Raider, if we die I blame you. [21:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Screw you. [21:32] <&Hebizuka> That's a strange way to greet the administrators! [21:32] <Jonah> Yeah you'd want to. [21:32] <Jonah> Apologies, Hebi. I've always been a rebel without a cause. [21:33] <&Hebizuka> Yes, I see that. You requested a wish and you've paid premium price for one. [21:33] <&Hebizuka> Well, I'm listening. What do you wish for? [21:34] * Jonah takes a moment to compose herself, taking in a few big breaths and breathing out her nose. [21:34] <Jonah> Return my beloved Carolyn to me. [21:34] <Jonah> Please. [21:35] * &Hebizuka shrugs, then snaps her fingers. [21:35] <&Hebizuka> Granted. [21:35] <&Hebizuka> *A flash of light occurs, which blinds everyone in the room for a few instants!* [21:36] <Jonah> OW FUCK MY EYES. [21:39] <&Hebizuka> *Someone appeared in the room after the flash of light settled down.* [21:40] <Jonah> This isn't a robot copy is it? Because I've been screwed over by that before. [21:41] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn Knight has been brought back from the dead.* [21:41] <&Hebizuka> Oh no, it is very much her. [21:42] * Jonah ignores the hell out of that vile snake woman as she approaches the revived miko. [21:42] <Jonah> Carolyn? [21:43] <Jonah> Carolyn. Say my name, say my name. [21:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Mnrgh... Jonah? ... I feel really, really strange... What happened?... [21:44] <Jonah> Oh gods. [21:44] * Jonah breaks into a run, almost tackling Carolyn to the ground with the force of her hug. [21:45] <Jonah> You're back! You're back you'rebackyou'rebackit'sokaythankyouthankyou. [21:47] <Jonah> Tell me you're okay, please. Uh, uh - what's your full name, what room was your Shrine in? [21:47] * Jonah starts babbling and trying to quiz her, checking for any sort of memory loss. [21:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on... Slow down, Jonah... My head hurts... It's like I went through Hell and back... [21:49] <&Hebizuka> Well, I'll leave you guys to your own problems now. [21:49] * &Hebizuka is about to walk out of the room. [21:50] * Jonah doesn't pay her any mind at all as she fusses over Carolyn. [21:50] <Jonah> You did. You died. [21:50] <Jonah> I brought you back. [21:51] <Jonah> You told me to. When you were being all... ghosty. [21:52] <Jonah> I mean - what do you remember? There were the snakes - do you remember that, at least? [21:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Jonah... Stop worrying... Get me some clothes, for starters! [21:54] <Jonah> ...Yeah, we're kinda short on that front. [21:55] <Jonah> Uhm... [21:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Shit. [21:55] * Jonah turns back over to the black marketer. "Do you mind if we do another transaction? I think I saw a top in your list." [21:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] The gakuran top? Yeah, but that won't beat pants. [22:00] <Jonah> It's something. How much? And add the AK on top of that. [22:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] 120 for the top, 2000 for the AK! [22:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] WHAT? [22:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] What kind of fool sells an AK for 2000 P$?... [22:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] The "fool" who is making money! [22:02] <Jonah> It's extralegal for a reason. [22:02] * Jonah hands her 120P$ from her pouch. [22:02] <Jonah> Clothes, please! [22:03] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried remaining: 116 P$* [22:03] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Gakuran top (Upper body, Arms) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: 4/4 - Brand new] [22:04] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn grabs it, and immediately wears it to cover her upper body. She will still need some sort of bottom to cover her rear - literally.* [22:04] <Jonah> Carolyn, Raider - what's the normal price for an AK? [22:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Half that. [22:06] <Jonah> And how much would 500 bullets sell for, Raider? [22:06] <Jonah> The ones in the crate, I mean. [22:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] 500 rounds of what? 5.45? [22:06] <Jonah> I - maybe? [22:06] <Jonah> The ones the AK uses, I don't know. [22:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Yeah, those. Well, if memory serves they're 2.50 a shot, so five hundred rounds is 1250... you'd get 625 P$ selling them back to a shop [22:08] <Jonah> And even less if we sell it to the gun shop we're calling. [22:08] <Jonah> How badly do you want the AK? [22:08] <Jonah> Because it's 1500 /if/ they have it. [22:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Not much. I was just thinking it would be nice to have, but we could just sell the ammo as well and be gone with it. [22:10] <Jonah> Then take it, take it /all./ [22:10] * Jonah shoves the crate towards the merchant with all the joy in the world. [22:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Fine with me! 1000 rounds of 5.45x39, right? I shall buy these for 1250 P$. [22:11] <Jonah> Yes. And, lastly - how much for the backpack? Or the Tactical vest? [22:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] The RM106 vest is 1200 P$, the MK64 Marksman vest I can let it go for 1400. As for the backpack... it's a pretty good pack. No lower than 2800. [22:16] <Jonah> Hey, Raider? [22:16] <Jonah> What are the spare weapons you got in there? [22:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I sold the AR-15. Still have the 686 though. [22:17] <Jonah> We need a weapon for Carolyn, so... [22:18] <Jonah> Honey, do you want an Uzi, a 686, or a P90? [22:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Anything is fine... Just as long as I have a weapon AND pants. [22:18] * Jonah clicks her tongue, weeping for the battery charge she's about to eat. [22:19] * Jonah takes out her speedloarders for the 686, as well as the Uzi. [22:19] <Jonah> Raider, we're selling the revolver. [22:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Why? [22:19] * Jonah hands over the 44 .357 rounds she has for good measure. [22:20] <Jonah> We need dosh, and I can use my bank account for a clothing store. [22:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] No, keep them. We've sold enough stuff to this piece of shit here. [22:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Hey, remain polite! [22:21] <Jonah> We'd /lose money/ if we sold to the gun shop owner. [22:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Listen, you piece of trash. If it wasn't for the fact I have an employer and your 417 on the back, I would tear your nipples off just because of your outrageous prices. Don't think I don't know who this cash is fueling. [22:21] <Jonah> We need cash more than we need pride. [22:21] <Jonah> Like I said. Extralegal, Raider. [22:21] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn looks miffed, but Raider seems positively angry.* [22:22] <Jonah> @cover [22:22] <MazeBot> A metallic container (Health: 40, LDV modifier: -3. AC Eqv: Kevlar-3. Pass-through threshold: 10+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.50) [22:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Easy, Muscles! [22:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] I don't take kindly to threats, and I don't like your implications either! [22:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] But I am a nice fellow, so i'll let it slide and dismiss it as customer disapproval. Which I don't give two flying shits for. All I care about are the paying customers. [22:23] <Jonah> Raider, are you willing to breach your contract for this woman? [22:23] <Jonah> Because that's what it's going to come down to. [22:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] No, Jonah. Let's leave and find pants for your friend. [22:24] * Jonah lets out a long suffering sigh. [22:24] <Jonah> The things I do for employee satisfaction. [22:24] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn stands up and covers her crotch, after taking the P90 for herself.* [22:24] <Jonah> Alright, let's go through the front door. And Miss, make sure you got a way out once you've had enough. [22:25] <Jonah> Carolyn, stay behind us okay? Since you're probably not gonna wear all the armor I have on. [22:25] <Jonah> Again. [22:25] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako moves, which startles the black marketer.* [22:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] What the FUCK? [22:26] <Jonah> Yeah, she's with us. [22:26] <Jonah> I wasn't actually talking about /you/ when I mentioned part of four. [22:26] <~SU_Tempest> *Ayako slowly walks - and stands in front of Carolyn, protectively.* [22:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Holy fuck, I am OUT of here. [22:26] * Jonah breathes a sigh of relief, reaching over to pat Ayako's mettalic knee. [22:26] <Jonah> You're the best. And bye. [22:26] <~SU_Tempest> *The black marketer closes shop, and hurries out of the room.* [22:26] <~SU_Tempest> *But not without throwing you a bag of money.* [22:27] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 1250 P$ [22:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Person] Cash for the ammo! Now I'm out! [22:27] * Jonah scoops it up into her pouch. [22:27] <Jonah> Thanks for the excellent service you bitch! [22:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I need to find myself shrine maiden clothing... And a gohei. This just won't do at all... [22:28] * Jonah grins, and gives Carolyn a warm welcome-back kiss before revealing the gohei. [22:28] <Jonah> Here you go. [22:28] <Jonah> I saved it for you. [22:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] My gohei! You kept it all this time? [22:29] <~SU_Tempest> *She takes it and equips it gladly.* [22:29] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1366 P$ in pouch.* [22:30] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main] 29.4/60 [22:30] <Jonah> Uh-huh. I wanted to take everything, but... [22:30] <Jonah> There wasn't enough room. [22:30] <Jonah> I'm sorry. Oh, right - introductions. [22:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] It's fine, I guess... Yeah. Tell me who are your new friends, because all of those people are confusing me! [22:30] <Jonah> Uhm - Carolyn, this is Raider, a mercenary I hired. And this is Ayako. [22:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Hi. [22:31] <~SU_Tempest> *Ayako lifts a hand, as if to say "Hi".* [22:31] * Jonah knocks on the golem's metallic shin for good measure, making a delightful clang-clang. [22:31] <&Hebizuka> *Clang, clang!* [22:31] <Jonah> She's a tanuki who became a Golem. We're friends. [22:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ohh, a tanuki. That explains. [22:31] <Jonah> She was - she had a bad couple of decades. So I helped. [22:31] <Jonah> Mhmm. It threw me in for a loop - the tanuki here aren't like the tanuki /I/ know. [22:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Well, we're certainly a party of badasses! Except I don't have pants... [22:32] * Jonah grins, and gives her brown and stacked miko a lovely squeeze on the bum. [22:33] <Jonah> We'll get some for you. I promise. Let's head out, huh? Front door like always. [22:33] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn emits a surprisingly high-pitched squeak.* [22:33] <~SU_Tempest> *She instinctively grabs her gohei, and smacks you over the head with it.* [22:33] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 2d6 [22:33] <MazeBot> SU_Tempest: 11 [22:34] <&Hebizuka> *The gohei clunks on your helmet, but you felt it all the same.* [22:34] <&Hebizuka> *Fortunately, it does no damage to you.* [22:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Now listen! I'm already feeling pretty crappy from having to put up with partial nudity and a men's student uniform, and the fact that I just came back from dying, so PLEASE don't start being a lecherous bastard too, or I might have to shoot you! My day is bad enough! [22:36] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider's face could have been sculpted into stone for how stern it looks.* [22:38] <&Hebizuka> *Moving on to the next room.* [22:38] * Jonah starts giggling terribly inappropriately, with just a hint of the deranged into it as they walk to the door. "Hehehehe...hehehahaha~ Okay, I'll stop." [22:39] <Jonah> Gods I missed you. [22:40] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. All you see here is a box of ammunition on the floor.* [22:44] * Jonah manages to stop her giggling by the time she checks over the box of ammunition. [22:44] <Jonah> So, uhm. Carolyn. [22:44] <Jonah> What do you remember about being dead? [22:44] <Jonah> I met your ghost - do you recall that? [22:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Sheesh. It's... it's literally like a limbo. I don't think there -is- anything. It felt like going into a void, and waking up from it. [22:47] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .50 Action Express, FMJ, 3 rounds - Weight: 0.15 [22:48] <Jonah> That's... that's good. Like a long nap. [22:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] It's NOT good. It felt NOTHING like good. [22:48] * Jonah pulls out her phone, finangling with all the buttons. "What's the number for a clothing store?" [22:48] <Jonah> ...Really? Is death that different over here too? [22:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Shit, Jonah, how is death supposed to feel like? [22:49] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider indicates you that the number is 5-CLO-THES.* [22:52] * Jonah punches in the number while talking to Carolyn. "It's - you're right, it is like limbo. You never quite remember the transition between this world and the next." [22:52] <Jonah> As the Thunderbolt Maidens say, it's 'senseless sensation'. Like a long nap. [22:53] <Jonah> Peaceful, quiet. You're only just barely aware, enough to know that nothing is happening. [22:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Y...yeah. It was exactly that. Except you can't do anything about it, like you're trapped to the bone... no, to the mind. [22:54] * Jonah hands the phone over to Raider, gently gesturing for him to call the clothing shop over, while she takes Carolyn a few steps away from him. [22:54] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] (Battery) 4/6 [22:55] <Jonah> Yes - you're powerless. No matter who or what you were, you're stuck there. Until someone picks you up. [22:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You should know, shouldn't you? [22:55] <&Hebizuka> *Raider has called a clothes shop to come in your room. It will be there in 5 turns.* [22:56] <Jonah> ...Yeah. I'm sorry - I got used to it, after a while. Work needed to be done, so after I die, someone would bring me back. I could trust in that. [22:56] <Jonah> I'm - I forgot how scary death is, the first time. I didn't consider how you'd feel. [22:57] <Jonah> If... if you need to cry, let it out. It's okay, don't hold it in. [22:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] No, I don't need to cry. I'm... upset. But not sad. [22:58] <Jonah> Alright. We'll get some food in you soon, maybe stop at an outside area and rest for a bit. If you want some alone time, I'm sure we'll find another shrine soon. [22:59] <Jonah> Oh - speaking of, here, I have something to show you. [22:59] * Jonah flashes Carolyn the two new amulets gathered during her absence. [22:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ooh. You've been busy: [23:00] <Jonah> You told me not to do anything stupid. [23:00] <Jonah> So I didn't. [23:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] It's good. The Gods have kept you on the right path, or so I hope. [23:00] <Jonah> Ahaha. You wouldn't believe how flexible the Gods can be. Let me tell you a bit, I need to catch you up... [23:01] * Jonah passes the time by telling Carolyn about Asuna the Incubus-fucking Miko, waiting for the clothes shop to arrive. [23:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Seriously? [23:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Even though you knew she violated her oath, you sided with her anyway? [23:03] <Jonah> I couldn't just let her /die./ Everyone deserves a second chance. [23:04] <Jonah> And after the fight, I put the fear of Gods back into her. She's going to atone, and if she doesn't, well... [23:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] No, no, no, there is no second chance. You break virginity, you break the oath. She should be banned. [23:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] But I admit that siding with a demon sounds overall far worse. I hope she realizes what she did and quits the job, at least. [23:04] <Jonah> The Gods didn't seem to mind. I prayed right afterwards, to see what they thought of the situation. [23:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] They approved? [23:05] <Jonah> Yuh-huh. I even heard them laughing. [23:05] <Jonah> Gods have a sense of humor. Who knew? [23:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] For real? [23:05] <Jonah> Paladin's honor. [23:05] <Jonah> There, uhm... [23:05] <Jonah> Here, let me show you something. [23:06] * Jonah unholsters the Dragonbane, gently guiding her fingers against the engraved name and barrel. [23:06] <Jonah> I, uh. I prayed for you, too. Asked how to get you back. [23:07] <Jonah> ...I even told them I wanted to marry you. That I loved you with my everything, in every sense of the word. [23:07] <Jonah> Their response was this rifle. [23:08] <Jonah> It was... well, it was kinda a spectacle! I was scared out of my wits for a moment. [23:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Crazy. Everything is pretty crazy. Even the Gods are crazy! A divine gift, and approval of something utterly forbidden. So you want to -marry- me? [23:08] <Jonah> Uhm - yes. Well, no, I. [23:08] * Jonah blushes terribly and can't bring herself to look Carolyn in the eye. [23:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You're telling me you want to marry me, and I don't even have pants. And I'm a shrine maiden. [23:09] <Jonah> I want to see if a romance could grow between us. And if that leads to marriage - okay. [23:09] <Jonah> I mean - I don't think I'm lying. Or it's just my hormnes talking. [23:09] <Jonah> Because the Gods approved, you know? So clearly /something/ in me is pure enough for you. [23:10] <Jonah> I know I can be a bit much, so if it doesn't work out, okay. But I'd like to see what happens before we make a decision one way or the other. [23:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I'll tell you what's pure in you: you're pure crazy. That's the only thing I'm sure of. [23:12] * Jonah can't resist the cheese. "Crazy with love. For you." [23:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh cut it out. This looks like one of those bad TV soaps. [23:14] <Jonah> Well, you know what they say: Truth's stranger than friction. [23:15] * Jonah is willing to pass the rest of the time in a companiable silence if Carolyn is. Just sitting by her is far too nice. [23:16] <&Hebizuka> *Roll 2d6 to wait* [23:16] <Jonah> @roll 2d6 [23:16] <MazeBot> Jonah: 7 [23:17] <&Hebizuka> *Five turns pass.* [23:17] <&Hebizuka> *The clothes shop enters the room, pushing their container inside.* [23:17] <Jonah> Phew. [23:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Here here! Wow, that's a lot of customers! [23:17] <Jonah> Hey there! We need to buy some pants! [23:18] <Jonah> And maybe some load bearing equipment. [23:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Let me pull my list of wares. [23:20] <&Hebizuka> =Clothing for sale= [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Kabuto-menpo - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Ballistic protective, face concealment - Weight: 22 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Hard cotton headband - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 1 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Maid suit (Upper body, Lower body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 9 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Type-2 Kevlar vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Top piece of bikini (Torso) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 1 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Stab-proof vest (Upper body) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Half melee damage - Weight: 5 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Russian Army pants, woodland camo (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Arms addon - Kevlar arm pads - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 5 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> =LBE for sale= [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Field pack: Capacity 40 units [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) ALICE Mark 2: Capacity 40 units + Spare wpn 1 (C4 grenades only, max wgt 8), Spare wpn 2 (1x C1-C3 wpn max, max wgt 22) [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Utility belt) LE Tactical belt: Capacity 3 units + Key items (Can carry key items), Ammo 1 (Shotgun shells only, max 14), Ammo 2 (2 pistol mags only, max tier: Small) [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Leg rig) Gunner rig: Capacity 0 units + Ammo (Belts only, max 1) [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) Drum carrier: Capacity 2 units + Ammo 1 (Drums only, max 2), Ammo 2 (2 pistol mags only, max tier: Small), Spare weapon (4x C4 wpn only, max wgt 4) [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Leg rig) Utility rig: Capacity 4 units [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) Taktische LTW: Capacity 6 units + Ammo (8 mags only, max tier: Medium), Spare weapon (4x C4 wpn only, max wgt 4 units) [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) FS Albatross rucksack: Capacity 70 units + Spare wpn (1x C3 wpn only) [23:21] <Jonah> Carolyn, the next time we run into a bad shrine maiden, remind me to strip her of her uniform. [23:23] <Jonah> Uhm - we'd like the pants for sure. And how much for the Type-2 Kevlar vest and the... field pack, I guess? [23:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] 130 for the pants, 400 for the kevlar vest, and 380 for the backpack. [23:24] <Jonah> Okay - and the Maid suit? [23:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] 100. [23:25] <Jonah> That. Is /astoundingly/ cheap. [23:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Well yeah. It needs to be, how else could maids do their job? [23:25] <Jonah> Lewd things. [23:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] What? [23:26] <Jonah> Nothing! [23:26] <Jonah> Anyways, are those prices with the extra displacement cost already? [23:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Oh, no, that's prior to the displacement tax. [23:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] I'll apply a 150% markup to the total amount of your purchases once you're done choosing. [23:29] <Jonah> Nuts. Uhm - the the samurai helmet, and the kevlar pads are...? [23:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Respectively, 650 and 350. [23:38] <Jonah> Okay, perfect. Let's add all of that to the tab. [23:38] <Jonah> Carolyn, you okay with a face-concealing mask? [23:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Seriously? A samurai helmet?... [23:40] <Jonah> You need armor. [23:40] <Jonah> I'd rather not you getting used to how death feels like. [23:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Sigh, fine. [23:40] <Jonah> Thanks. Alright, that's everything. How much? [23:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Let's review what you're buying, please? [23:43] <Jonah> Okay, so - I want the Maid Suit, the Type 2 Kevlar vest, the Kevlar arm pads, the pants, and the helmet. [23:43] <Jonah> And the field pack. [23:44] <&Hebizuka> =BUY= [23:44] <&Hebizuka> RU Army pants - 130 P$ [23:44] <&Hebizuka> Type-2 Kevlar vest - 400 P$ [23:44] <&Hebizuka> Field pack - 380 P$ [23:44] <&Hebizuka> Maid suit - 100 P$ [23:44] <&Hebizuka> Kabuto-menpo - 650 P$ [23:44] <&Hebizuka> Kevlar arm pads - 350 P$ [23:44] <&Hebizuka> Total before tax: 2010 P$ [23:44] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 3015 P$ [23:44] <Jonah> Alrighty, just enough. [23:45] * Jonah hands over all the cash in her pouch, for starters. [23:45] <Jonah> That's 1250 plus some change, yes? So how much is left? [23:46] <&Hebizuka> *Money in pouch: 1366 P$* [23:48] <Jonah> 1649? Yes, that should be - give me a moment. [23:48] * Jonah takes the phone from Raider and, sigh, dials the bank. [23:51] <&Hebizuka> *Transfer 1649 P$ from bank account to Clothes shop credit?* [23:52] <Jonah> *Yup yup.* [23:52] <&Hebizuka> *Transfer complete - bank account balance is now 532 P$. Do you wish to do anything else?* [23:53] <Jonah> *Nope* [23:53] <Jonah> Alright, Carolyn. Let's dress you up. And wuld you rather use my helmet instead? [23:53] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] (Battery) 3/6 [23:53] <Jonah> It's - probably better. Less heavier, at least. [23:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Lighter. And no, keep it. You need it. [23:54] <Jonah> ...Alright. [23:55] * Jonah hums to herself as the transaction is processed, and she stashes the maid suit for safe keeping. Best to let Carolyn get back into the swing of things. [23:56] <Jonah> Let me know if you need help putting everything on. [23:57] <&Hebizuka> *The shopkeeper hasn't let you access any clothes yet!* [23:57] <&Hebizuka> *The transaction has NOT been confirmed.* [23:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] So, um. How do you intend to pay? [23:58] <Jonah> Uhm. I have 1366 right here, and I just transfered the rest to Clothes Shop Credit. [23:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Your name, please? [23:58] <Jonah> Like - I was just on the phone. And here's the money? [23:58] <Jonah> Oh - sorry. Jonah. [23:59] <Jonah> Sorry, Sorry! My head's all wishy-washy today. [23:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] There! I see the credit, and let me take your cash... Perfect, it's just enough! [23:59] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Kabuto-menpo - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Ballistic protective, face concealment - Weight: 22 - [Cond: 4/4 - Brand new] [23:59] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Russian Army pants, woodland camo (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Cond: 4/4 - Brand new] [23:59] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Arms addon - Kevlar arm pads - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Cond: 4/4 - Brand new] [23:59] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Type-2 Kevlar vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 - [Cond: 4/4 - Brand new] [23:59] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Field pack: Capacity 40 units [00:00] <Jonah> Alright - Carolyn, time to dress up. [00:02] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Maid suit (Upper body, Lower body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 9 - [Cond: 4/4 - Brand new] [00:06] <&Hebizuka> *Who wears what, and who spares what?* [00:06] * Jonah takes the maid suit for herself, pressing it against her body before tossing it in her backpack. [00:06] <Jonah> *Carolyn should put on everything else.* [00:06] <&Hebizuka> *The maid suit's condition improved to 5/5. [00:07] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main) 38.4/60 [00:10] <Jonah> Looking a lot safer there, Carolyn. Feeling any better? [00:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Yes, definitely. Whew. [00:12] <&Hebizuka> *She then wears the field pack.* [00:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I'm taking whatever ammo you have for the P90 by the way... [00:13] * Jonah pulls the revived miko into a long lasting hug. [00:13] <Jonah> I'm glad. Come on, let's go. [00:13] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [00:13] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5177 - Front door: 7020 - Right door: 737 - Roomstyle: 496 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:14] * Jonah hands the magazine right over from her vest pockets! [00:14] <Jonah> Let's head through the front door! [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Any spare 5.7mm? [00:16] <Jonah> Nope. That's all I got. [00:16] <&Hebizuka> *You carry 115 rounds of 5.7x28mm FMJ.* [00:17] <Jonah> Oh, wait. [00:17] <Jonah> Sorry, I'm terrible with calibers. Dyslexia with numbers - here, 115 rounds. [00:17] <Jonah> Only the one magazine though. [00:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Nah, it's fine. That'll do just fine, thanks. [00:18] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main) 37.25/60 [00:19] <Jonah> lrighty - front door. And remember, stay behind us. Or Ayako, at least. [00:19] <&Hebizuka> *The group moves on forwards, following you.* [00:20] <&Hebizuka> *You enter inside an office. As usual, a workspace with four desks, as many computers, a printer and the usual office clutter. A post-it note has been sticked on the first computer's monitor.* [00:21] * Jonah glances over the post-it note rather quickly, but she's probably not gonna computer today. [00:22] <&Hebizuka> [Note] "New login and password info - Login: ACopeland - PW: quaman" [00:23] <Jonah> They really need to do better with these thngs. [00:24] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [00:24] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 588 - Roomstyle: 351 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:25] <&Hebizuka> *A hub room. Select your next room - A: Slot machine / B: Hiring bureau* [00:27] <Jonah> ...Carolyn, Raider, let's put this to a vote. [00:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Slots. [00:27] <Jonah> How do you guys feel about your luck? Yae or Nae? [00:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Slots, yeah. [00:27] <Jonah> Slots it is. [00:29] <&Hebizuka> *You enter inside a room where a MazeSlots machine is standing! Two credits have been pre-loaded.* [00:30] <Jonah> Alright - everyone, stand back. [00:31] * Jonah heads out to the slots, says a quick prayer, and pulls the lever. Cha-ching! [00:36] <&Hebizuka> *The reels are spinning...* [00:42] <&Hebizuka> Row 1: Cherry - Wrench - Tentacle [00:42] <&Hebizuka> Row 2: Condom - Skull - T-Shirt [00:42] <&Hebizuka> Row 3: Skull - Condom - Wrench [00:42] <&Hebizuka> *Nothing. 1 credit left.* [00:44] <Jonah> And again. [00:44] <Jonah> *cha-ching* [00:48] <&Hebizuka> Row 1: Pistol - Amulet - Skull [00:48] <&Hebizuka> Row 2: Explosion - Cross - Bullet [00:48] <&Hebizuka> Row 3: Pistol - Bandage- Bandage [00:48] <&Hebizuka> *Nothing. Out of credits!* [00:48] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn shrugs.* [00:48] <Jonah> Nuts. [00:49] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [00:49] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 4156 - Front door: 28 - Right door: 2084 - Roomstyle: 228 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:49] <Jonah> Alright, let's keep going. [00:51] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 245th.* [00:51] <&Hebizuka> *Which door?* [00:52] * Jonah opens the front door as always. [00:53] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Someone abandoned an item on the floor.* [00:56] * Jonah gives it a quick scan with her ugly, bulky, protruding scanner thing. [00:57] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS identified:* [Meds] Red pill - Placebo - Does nothing - Weight: 0.1 [00:59] * Jonah pops it into her mouth for a quick munch. [00:59] <&Hebizuka> *As expected, it does nothing.* [00:59] <Jonah> Okay, we're gonna rest a bit here. Carolyn, there's so much more I gotta tell you~ [01:00] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [01:02] <&Hebizuka> 241 rooms (+17), 27 kills (+1), 0 SEs, 5 missions, 3 Amulets, 2278 P$ (-1534), 0 Runs [01:02] <&Hebizuka> Score: 443pts (+4) [01:02] <&Hebizuka> Position: 3rd [01:03] <&Hebizuka> *No combat performed by the contestant today.*